Assumptions thread

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>>24762968
regularly brought a pocket knife to school
>>24762973
has stoner friends but isn't a stoner

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>>24762968
supreme

>>24762973
Rodriguez the gardener who fucks the wife.

>>24762997
wants to be a girl but seems like a really nice guy.

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>>24762968
Takes naps in the afternoon
>>24762973
Used to skateboard
>>24762997
Shoplifts candy from the store
>>24763030
Likes to run

>>24762968
Will murder someone this year

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>>24763783
You don't seem very happy :(

>>24763200
Based Nationalist who browses /pol/ on the daily

>>24763051
>has literally thousands of selfies on her phone :^)

>>24763030
The kind of chill and down to earth dude I'd shoot the shit and drink whiskey with. Kek

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>>24763051
Chill hipster
>>24763853
Good at video games

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>>24762997
Doesn't really smoke

>>24763030
Plays an instrument purely for bragging rights

>>24763051
Loves weeaboos

>>24763853
Not homesexual but likes things up your butt while fapping

>>24763858
Angry at every normie

>>24762968
heritage fag, getting ready for the "race war" as I type this.
>>24762973
spends at least 100$ monthly on hair care products, did not vote even though shit posts on /pol/ all the time.
>>24762997
tries way too hard, but it really doesn't matter girls will never find you as attractive as a man.
>>24763030
you know what minoxidil is.
>>24763051
you lost your v-card to a white guy.
>>24763200
huge Alan Jackson fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnX2BoZE9w4
>>24763783
you look like a bully are you a bully brev?
>>24763858
Canadian, white girls are your thing,
still in HS probs

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>>24762968
Poor taste in movies. Proud of his English heritage.
>>24762973
Has been charged with at least one misdemeanor in his life.
>>24762997
Biologically female, personally male, culturally hipster.
>>24763030
Square as they come
>>24763051
Of mixed black and Asian descent. Wears contact lenses and is staying with parents over the holiday break.
>>24763200
Likes baseball or whatever the hell that blue stripe shit means. Drives a truck, has an aloof but altogether capricious relationship with his father.
>>24763783
Life is in flux for this one here
>>24763853
Constantly reevaluating himself, scrambling to find some semblance of the ease of character known but not regarded in those breezy boyhood years. Lives in the Midwest. Frequents a certain burger and fry place
>>24763858
Young, probably 17 or 18yo. Was/is the hyperactive kid in school that everyone had mixed feelings toward. Probably did exceptionally well in class; enjoys chemistry and biology. This one will be making six figures soon if he forgets the notion of women and "fun." These will only bring him closer to the rank and file, unwashed and unheard proles with shovels and spatulas and Soft Scrub in hand.
>>24763889
Spends a lot of time pruning, preening. Probably sees some action but women in his age bracket are starting to look their years, and alcohol abuse is leaving them like wilted husks. Desires real passion but won't find it until he becomes in love with someone who reciprocates.

No skip pls

>>24763936
>Constantly reevaluating himself, scrambling to find some semblance of the ease of character known but not regarded in those breezy boyhood years. Lives in the Midwest. Frequents a certain burger and fry place

Pretty damn accurate; that picture was even taken in a Burger and Fries place lmao. Only thing wrong is that I don't live in the midwest, but I DID grow up there :P

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>>24763936
Rational person, can get pretty mean
>>24763889
owns a motorbike, proud of your beard
>>24763858
gets straight A's, very insecure
>>24763853
is out a lot, extremely quiet
>>24763783
numbs his feelings with alcohol ane drugs
>>24763200
loves action movies
>>24763051
has two kids, works part time
>>24763030
something about your face reminds me of Till Lindemann from Rammstein, you like to keep people guessing about who you really are
>>24762997
loves to confuse and provoke people
>>24762973
looks at himself in the mirror and learns pick-up lines by heart

>>24764191
supercute/10

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>>24762968
Your self esteem goes from "I can't leave the house" to "I'm drop dead gorgeous".

>>24762973
You don't know what you are doing with your life.

>>24762997
You are aware that you are rather good looking, but you are still insecure. Mirin that profile tbqh, aesthetic af.
>>24763030
Regular guy, drinks on weekends, gets laid once in a while or has a steady gf.
>>24763051
That's not actually your room.
>>24763200
You listen to some rap, mostly $uicideboy$ esque stuff.
>>24763783
I have a feeling you used to be very good looking, but for whatever reasons you have lost your edge.
Still looking scary my dude, mirin' that.
>>24763853
Very calm and collected, either perceived as chill or shy due to the fact that you don't see talking just for the sake of it as some sort of a social obligation.
>>24763858
In that phase where you can't decide what works for you or not.
>>24763889
You used to be very twinkish looking before maxing out your masculinity.
>>24763936
Sabois2k17
>>24764191
You were bullied in school so you are rather shy and not very social, but you tend to get very talkative once you open up and it can be an overwhelming contrast.

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>>24764241
Accurate. This was me

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>>24762968
i bet you spent your first semester in college playing smash melee

>>24762973
the default mexican friend

>>24762997
an upper middle class basic vapeless fuk boi

>>24763030
you have a vape

>>24763051
you're either a trap or a shemale

>>24763200
alt right for the sake of being alt right. also you have a vape

>>24763783
scary substitute gym teacher

>>24763853
you thought girls had dicks until you went to sex ed

>>24763858
you're name is either Mohammad or Fahad

>>24763889
you have 2 vapes

>>24763936
my assumption for you is that you're terrible at gauging people

>>24764191
you have you're own weight in JUICY couture

Now make some assumptions of me and done hold back

>>24764259
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

But srs, yeh, you looked much better. You'd probably get back to your grace with losing weight.

>>24764275
what the fuck kind of picture is that lmao

>>24762968
Has a rape room hidden in his basement.
>>24762973
Secretly an Isis terrorist poorly trying to blend in with Americans.
>>24762997
Was repeatedly molested as a child now identifies as pansexual and likes to yell daddy durring sex.
>>24763030
Closeted homosexual
>>24763051
She lobe you long time.
>>24763200
Dresses like a woman when home alone and posts pics of his boy pussy on /soc.
>>24763783
Faps to pics posted by above anon.
>>24763853
Touches small children in their no no places.
>>24763858
Even your cat dosent like you.
>>24763889
Has a beard yet has never done a manly thing in his life. Lives with his mom.
>>24763936
Watches his sister in the shower while smelling her pantys.
>>24764191
Calls her vagina the hurt locker.
>>24764241
Thinking of jumping out that window. To end the shame of fapping to traps.

>>24764300
that's not an assumption that's a question

>>24764303
Traps are legit disgusting tbqh.

>>24763936
Don't really spend time doing that at all. But curious to find out what you think my age bracket is?

>>24764191
Its just a beard. Haven't seen my face since 2013. So its just there, sorta. Sadly, I don't own a motorcycle.

>>24764241
Always been kinda tall and built, but I probs looked more boyish few years ago.

>>24764275
10/10 pic mane. And yeah, I do. But only vape in secrecy. Inhaling donuts instead of eating them.

>>24764303
Moved out when I was 18. Whats manly things?

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>>24762968
Generic, normal interests and hobbies: GTA, action movies, some cartoons, high street clothing and blue jeans type of style.

>>24762973
Has at one point listened to Green Day

>>24762997
Middle class with an irritating accent, father was distant

>>24763030
Thinks people that care about clothes are dumb

>>24763051
Doesn't have a personality outside of netflix show references and facebook "that's sooooo me" posts

>>24763200
Likes pickup trucks

>>24763783
Thinks life hasn't gone his way but insists it isn't his fault

>>24763853
Uncomfortable taking photos and usually makes a face, lives in a boring place

>>24763858
Nice cat
Isn't sure who he is yet

>>24763889
That one guy that still wears pink shirts

>>24763936
Very critical of others despite probably being in a lesser position

>>24764191
You think you're a nice person but in reality you aren't

>>24764241
The guy that unironically insists that traps aren't gay

>>24764275
Fantastic pic
Funny but loud dude

>>24764317
If you have to ask what manly things are you have never done them.

>>24764364
Just curious what you consider manly?

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>>24764350
pls stop assuming trap related things about me

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>>24764396

>>24764396
You mean your not a trap?

>>24764389
Ever kill anything and feast on its fresh bloody heart?

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>>24762968
goes on /pol/
>>24762973
is charmed by own eyes
>>24762997
wishes he were a prom queen fighting for the title feeling supa supa suicidal
>>24763030
acts kinda autistic but is cool otherwise
>>24763051
can smoke 10 joints in less than an hour
>>24763200
contracted/ will contract gonorrhea at some point in his life
>>24763783
new to this site
>>24763853
is a cool str8 guy who wants a gf but has none of them
>>24763858
u tell the guests to take their shoes off when entering your house.
>>24763889
OwO *nuzzles you*
>>24763895
didnt post a pic
>>24763936
words like violence, break the silence. Ur mindis a war zone but all you need is luv
>>24764191
posts in a lewd sc thread and gets surprised when dick pics appear
>>24764241
cool guy, probably dong some sport or shit like that idk i dont know what cool people do
>>24764275
is a nudist and doesnt mind anal, would befriend
>>24764350
All his friends are sadbois but he doesnt dig yung lean so he feels left out

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>>24763200
You'd consider yourself right wing but hate the 'establishment'
>>24764275
You're pretty open about your bowel habits
>>24764350
Your mum switches off your internet at midnight

>>24764275
Lol I'm not Muslim
>>24763936
Thx my job at McDonald's will be worth it

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>>24763051
smells like candy

>>24763858
cant sleep at night

>>24763889
Was born in Capcom

>>24764275
funny guy

>>24764431
doesn't know that that mustache doesn't fit him, or anybody else.

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>>24763030
Plays football
>>24763889
Likes rap music
>>24764350
Plays video games all day
>>24764431
Likes 420

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Assumption threads are way more fun then the cringy rate threads. Heres a giant table set I found.

>>24762968
Hmm decent at chess

>>24762973
Im straight but wow your a gorgeous guy, could be in The Warriors.

>>24762997
David Bowie as always

>>24763030
You blend in with the dark, obvious ninja.

>>24763051
In highschool..i think

>>24763200
lives in the south, also checkum

>>24763783
thoughtful

>>24763853
i just wana know what with the 13

>>24763858
mickey? amazon? whats going on here

>>24763889
you chop down trees with wolverine

>>24763895
fag who doesnt post picture

>>24763936
not really sure why buy your a boxing champ in my mind, you hangout with Ali

>>24764191
left handed, no idea why

>>24764241
probably not your picture given the title lol "snownigger in his natural" come on man.

>>24764259
like to hike

>>24764275
10/10 for a unique picture, saving it just cause it was different lol

>>24764303
another faggot who wont post picture

>>24764350
hates highschool, and i sympathise, those were bad times

>>24764431
you have silver highlights so thats sick, not alot guys got the balls to color their hair

>>24764526
looks like alot of editing was done to this pic

>>24765020
never remembers their dreams

>>24765039
comes to this board alot

>>24765066
gets some sick dubs, on way to high paying job

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>>24765066
You work in IT.
>>24765447
Your favourite music genre is Punk Rock.
>>24765474
You're nuts.

>>24762968
Cares way too much about his 5/10 looks for no reason.
>>24763200
Checks his phone even though nobody messages him first.
>>24763858
Has a very nice, soft voice and is good at making friends.
>>24764431
Student body president.

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>>24762968
You're a fan of Bread (band)

>>24762973
You've had OSS on several occasions during High School

>>24762997
You look up to women like P!NK and Marilyn Monroe.

>>24763030
Enjoys a nice evening at home with a cold drink and a Tom Clancy novel

>>24763051
Tries to be the best at everything but comes short and suffers from high anxiety

>>24763200
Watches "The Walking Dead" religiously

>>24763783
Snowboards as a hobby

>>24763853
Is meek, afraid of conflict, but always chopping at the bit to please others

>>24763858
Your female friends see you as a 'cute little brother' and you hate it.

>>24763889
Doesn't wipe properly

>>24763936
The middle child of three siblings

>>24764191
Is a dog person

>>24764241
Subscribed to Pornhub Premium

>>24764259
You made them regret calling you "Blood it"

>>24764275
You chose this photo out of a large selection, thinking it showed a fun and charismatic person, when in reality you suffer from depression and rarely speak unless spoken to.

>>24764350
Prefers salty treats.

>>24764431
Smokes Camel Crush cigarettes

>>24765020
Is a natural blonde

>>24765039
Performed theater in school

>>24765066
Is waiting for the next patch for DayZ Standalone

>>24765447
Is condescending in public

>>24765474
Is going to invite friends over soon, male ones

>>24767002
Likes French music

>>24767057
Smells of faint peppermint

>>24767195
weird ideas in his head
>>24767057
normal guy, a bit worried
>>24767002
not very healthy
>>24765474
never ate healthy in his life
>>24765066
used to beat up other kids, now regrets it
>>24765039
sporty, bisexual

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forgot pic
>>24767985

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>>24767195
Is a commie

>>24768009
closeted, slightly nerdy

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Guess

>>24768262
Makes bombs

>>24768262
law student, rich family
>>24768211
maybe artistic or womanizer

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>>24762968
Played Niki Lauda in Rush, pic related

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Hard mode: Not kitten related.

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>>24769292
Looks big n mean, but really just gentle.

>>24768262
Has a nice family, not very sociable.

>>24768211
Makes friends fairly easily, life of the party.

>>24768009
Quiet 'n awkward. A lot runs through your head.

>>24767988
Keeps a lot to himself.

>>24769332
>Looks big n mean, but really just gentle
Accurate, everyone is too afraid to approach me i am tired of hearing i didn't like you/ i was afraid of you when we first met. What to do?

hard mode: The beard stays.

You look like you really care about your friends, don't know why tho.

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I know i know, lose weight. Working on it, ive looked much worse

>>24769332
looks like a really nice person, probably gets treated like trash.
>>24769292
regular dude, lives in UK.
>>24768262
Smart dude, also nice person
>>24768211
Neckbeard/10
>>24768009
Lookin pretty edgy.
>>24767988
Athletic person, interesting probably.
>>24767195
Just my type of person/10
>>24767002
Probably has trouble getting friends, i think

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>inb4 twink

>>24769883
zyzz

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>>24769930

>>24767057
>punk rock
it was for years, your good

>>24767195
>Is condescending in public
never, only an asshole is

>>24769884
zyzz? you must have seen the body of the guy

>>24767988
Played basketball in high school

>>24768009
Drinks a lot of mountain dew

>>24768211
Deep in the closet

>>24768262
Studies hard at college.

>>24769292
That old man behind you was on the verge shitting his pants when he saw you.

>>24769332
Likes Sarah Anderson comics.

>>24769875
Wears baggy clothes, but not to look like a gangster, you just have a weird middle size in shirts and trousers.

>>24769883
Avid listener of Avenged Sevenfold

>>24769930
Chess club member

>>24769935
Gets the weirdest boner when you stuff yourself into gym shorts.

Also my ID changed.
Was this:
>>24767195

>>24770003
WTF

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>>24770003
Lol, my jeans are size 36 and my shirts are XL. I can wear L but i like XL.

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>>24769935
>>24769930
nerd who tries to be cool
>>24769883
was emo as a teenager and never grew out of it
>>24769875
doesnt take care of his eyebrows
>>24769332
probably really sweet
>>24769292
big and strong but likes cute things
>>24768262
smart
>>24768211
gets mad pussy
>>24768009
likes video games too much
>>24767988
biker
>>24767195
very scary

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>>24770203

probably a special snowflake

>>24770099

doesn't give a shit bout loyality

>>24769935

posts 2 pics in a row, must be an asshole

>>24769332

looks like a person I would be able to talk to. And that's not quite many.

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>>24767988
probably rocks a sax pretty well
>>24768009
reads lots of lovecraft
>>24768211
nice guy who likes movies
>>24768262
likes soccer and organized religion
>>24769292
stylish and knows about leather
>>24769332
cute doesn't belong on 4chan probably sings real well
>>24769875
likes sports is probably nice
>>24769930
good taste in video games and probably okay at sports
>>24769935
nice dude who probably calls people bud
>>24770099
pretty normal pretty cute
>>24770203
goes to a uni and is nice
>>24770219
likes things that seem smart like existentialism n wonderwall. jk seems nice prob has good taste in music

>>24770219
kek says the guy with a jap flag behind him

>>24770203
Rich & spoiled
Daddys little Princess

Studies some usless shit

>>24770219
NEET with no Reallife Friends and masturbate to Anime.

>>24763783
Psycho

>>24767195
Likes Hitler

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>>24769883
pretends to like green day, but can't name more than 3 of their songs
>>24769332
upset a lot, feels like people take advantage of her
>>24770224
smiles a lot
>>24770219
has a guitar but doesn't play it
>>24769930
has a disturbing amount of fun on splash mountain

>>24769292
"Refugee"

>>24769930
Never
Ending
Radical
Dude

>>24769935
Has trouble to fit in/ socializing with other people.

Has to fight for acceptance all the time. Maybe starting to hate everyone.

Unhappy with his life

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Soms

>>24770010
Spooky stuff, right?

>>24770025
Ah, was almost certain I had you pegged.

>>24770099
You had a crush on your friend's dad.

>>24770203
You doll up to go out in public but commonly wear exercise clothing or PJ's around your dwelling.

>>24770219
First song you learned to play was either "Smoke On The Water" or "Stairway To Heaven".

>>24770224
PC master race

>>24770312
Often feels ashamed when attending church service due to being a chronic masturbator.

>>24771582
Is a football fan (European Football)

Another ID Change
Was:
>>24767195

>>24762973
My checmical romance

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>>24762973
looks like the singer from The Rammus
>>24762973
lives with parents
>>24762997
has no tits yet
>>24763030
not a big fan of multiculturalism
>>24764191
thinks shes Italian
>>24767988
feminist

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>>24771582
Obnoxious and abrasive persona
>>24770312
Self-conscious about babyface
>>24772850
Atheist faux machoman
>>24772945
Gay eminem, keeps to himself

>>24772968
kinda of a cunt but sweet

why everybody says I look like Eminem??

is a very cold climate.