assume thread!

>>24759813
Wants to be thought of as pretty but is also too weird/socially awkward to ever be considered conventionally attractive

>>24759813
Likes to be spanked, tied up, bdsm

>>24759813
Is a secretive slut

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>>24759813
down to earth and always has sexual jokes

>>24759853
Funny, chatty, gets a lot of attention in bars but goes home with her girl friends not random pickups

>>24759862
Posts the same pic on lots of threads, is french, doesn't suck a lot of dick

>>24759853
Bi, always got good grades, likes getting drunk

>>24759853
outgoing, likes to bang random dudes every now and then for sexual thrill

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>>24759813
Had a disturbing childhood
>>24759853
Threw a new years eve party
>>24759862
Likes to paint?

>>24759886
Annoyingly vocal about childishly simplistic political views.

>>24759886
Like Five Finger Death Punch and Korn

>>24759892
I try to avoid that kind of conversations
>>24759897
I'd rather die

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>>24759813
Never done anything risky or been in altercation, things of this nature.
>>24759853
Likes to be choked, submissive, falls in love easily.
>>24759886
Boring childhood and life, very insecure, has had homosexual fantasies.
>im the dude

>>24759840
to an extent, yes.
>>24759848
wouldn't call it much of a secret
>>24759886
it wasn't too bad

>>24759853
wants to be a model
>>24759886
tattoo artist

>>24759886
Btw all that shit looks really cool, you look fuckin dope

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>>24759813
Had acne problems before.

>>24759853
Soon to be engaged.

>>24759886
Hottopic.

>>24759954
Aspires to be Fidel Castro 2.0

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>>24759813
Tries to be an average, everyday girl but is secretly pretty mental and fun

>>24759853
Likes to party

>>24759886
Obviously you like body mods..
Nice :3
But also.I'm guessing you're into BDSM

>>24759931
Doesn't realise what year it is

>>24759960
Snapchat shitposter

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>>24759813
Probably very flirtatious and attends church on Sundays and Wednesdays to make up for all those one night stands
>>24759853
Parties a lot, but remains faithful to Chad by only hooking up with girls
>>24759886
Probably really big into Ghost B.C. right now
>>24759939
Works for the government and often hooks up with higher ups just out of sheer boredom

>>24759958
No.
>>24759813
Smart enough to use your sexuality without being a cheap slut.
>>24759960
Feminist amd submissive as all hell.
>>24759931
Plays things safe

>>24759960
Vegetarian, bi, will be republican by 2030, to pay less tax

>>24759973
Used to be a lot of fun but has been inexplicably down for a few months

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assume :)

>>24759996
Smart, little to no gfs, doesnt go out much, likes new age metal

>>24759996
wears cheap polos and doesn't know how to wear them

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>>24759931
Probably gypsy
>>24759973
Lives in the Philippines

>>24760018
I think it's normal to buy cheap polos at the age of 19

>>24760026
>15

ftfy

>>24759869
not bi
>>24759873
true
>>24759931
partly true
>>24759933
no

>>24760011
Hahaha smart true, dont like partying in clubs..it's just not my thing. And my day game is extremely strong, however the gf assumption is true. Nah I love RnB :)

>>24759996
Fellow (brown?) man

>>24760063
Only the Weeknd and Frank Ocean are my favourite artists since 2012.

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>>24760025
Plays a fuckton of soccer.

>>24759996
Likes reading.

>>24759973
Cries a lot.

>>24759960
Really fun to party with.

>>24759939
Tried to be a model/actor.

>>24759931
Dances really well.

>>24759813
>>24759853
>>24759931
>>24759939
>>24759960
>>24759973
nudes?

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>>24759803
I think am a little dead inside

>>24760095
I'd tentatively assume/guess that you're circumcised. since you used the word "soccer"...

>>24760129
Nah. No mutilation here.

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>>24760095
Still likes ska
>>24760025
Doesn't get along very well with his parents
>>24759973
Really hates Phili
>>24759960
Says the word "esthetic" too much
>>24759939
Has a fascination with serial killers
>>24759931
Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
>>24759886
Wants to get his tongue forked
>>24759853
Was an art major
>>24759813
Disgrace to your Mormon family

>>24760194
Haha fuck yeah I actually do like Ska.

>>24760109

>>24760153
And whereabouts do you heil from if you don't mind saying?

>>24760322
Canada!

>>24760340
nice. and if you don't mind one last intrusive question, is your dad also unsnipped, or did he not have it done to you even though it was done to him?

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>>24760373
want a brighter future
>>24760194
artistic
>>24760112
live up then
>>24760095
bisexual
>>24760025
lost spanish guy
>>24759996
IT career or economy but sth is missing
>>24759973
from alaska?

>>24760483
Dad is snipped.

>>24760490
Interesting. What makes you say that?

>>24760542
interesting you know that. also interesting that he decided not to have you cut...

>>24760584
Who hasn't seen their dad's dick

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>>24759813
You like to take it in the ass
>>24759853
Loves to suck cock

>>24760666
idk, I did when I was a kid but have no distinct memory of it. If you saw it when you were, say, 5 or 6, you're certain it's snipped? some guys have shorter foreskins, and obviously the thing can retract and such

>>24760542
probably the detailed style

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Hmmm... this seems fun

>>24760734
I mean he's also said he's circumcised. Why are you asking so many questions about my family's circumcision practices? Doesn't make any fuckin sense haha

>>24760847
sorry, just a subject I'm interested in. especially given that you're uncut and he is. for better or worse, most dads choose to have their sons match them.

>>24760863
Huh, I don't think that's really true. At least not anywhere I know people from.

>>24761014
there was a study in the US, which found that 88% of guys were the same "status" as their dads. why, do you know a bunch of guys who are uncut although their dads are cut?

>>24759960
I thought it was 1990??
>>24759975
Super off
>>24760025
That would be cool to be gypsy
>>24760095
Thanks bro
>>24760194
I am, in fact, joseph gordon levitt

>>24761030
Tons of people here aren't cut and their dad's are. Not many people are cut anymore. America is way way more into circumcision than we are.

>>24761078
is that just conjecture, or have you talked about this with your friends or something?

>>24761087
That's a pretty commonly known thing my dude.

>>24761122
I mean, it's well known that circumcision rates are falling in Canada. But the precise rates in your country are actually fairly tough to measure. So I was just wondering if your statement was based on, say, conversations with your friend, or just general knowledge.

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>>24759803
Hello people of the internet

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>>24759813
promiscuous
>>24759853
english major
>>24759886
high pitched voice
>>24759931
sells very high quality weed to highschoolers
>>24759960
vegan
>>24759973
mainly friends with boys
>>24759996
plays an instrument and crushes puss
>>24760095
into streetwear
>>24760194
very laid back
>>24760490
engineer
>>24760793
saving it for marriage

>>24761370
Yep, I am into streetwear. Fuck, you guys all have me pegged.

>>24761370
i do not sell weed, nor do i smoke it, but thanks. i remember you, you should not have shaved your head man

>>24761370
That's a laugh. I'm saving nothing for anybody. Take what you want, it's fun for me :)

>>24761374
albino guy who likes to read and does rogramming or sth
>>24761370
insecure about balding. can you grow a beard? also, use minoxidil, it works
>>24761365
baker

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>>24761358
obsessed with basketball
>>24761365
drinks seagrams lime
>>24761370
studying to be a nurse

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>>24759813
You put a lot of effort into things not to get much out of them.
>>24759853
Did acid 1 time
>>24759886
Think you're badass and edgy, super socially awkward and dresses like that to blame everything else but your poor social skills.
>>24759960
You love tumblr, and being an sjw
>>24759973
You look after your hair
>>24759996
Pretty confident, spends more time on your hair than anything else.
>>24760025
You look like you don't give a fuck, which is pretty great
>>24761370
you seem like a calm and relaxed person

>>24762335
IT, but I do like cooking

>>24762358
I like Seagram's Ginger ale...

>>24759813
You want people to think you're low maintenance and humble, but you're not. You're vain, and this was far from a candid photo.

>>24759853
You don't wash your hands before shoving fingers down your mouth. You probably don't wash your hair enough, and don't wipe very thoroughly.
>>24759886
You're a middle child who never got enough attention from mommy and daddy
>>24759960
Secretly resents, but is clearly jealous of other, more feminine girls.
>>24759973
Virgin
>>24759996
Big dick-

>>24760025
Likes fat chicks
>>24760095
Bicurious
>>24760194
Wears glasses she doesn't need to look more intelligent
>>24760490
White supremisist
>>24760686
Baby dick. Needs to overcompensate
>>24760793
High school drop out. Teenage pregnancy?
>>24761331
Closet psychopath
>>24761358
Played the little inbred kid in deliverance
>>24761365
Likes to be pegged
>>24761370
Eats pussy like a boss
>>24761374
Watches too much hentai
>>24762401
Child of a single mother

>>24762486
lol i am only half white

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>>24762461
Slept with over 20 dudes
>>24762358
Drinks and parties alot

>>24762461
Daddy issues, well employed
>>24762401
Daddy issues, never well employed

>>24762358
" I only snort coke in the summer"
>>24762401
You only like one type of guy and pretty much hate all the rest.
>>24762461
Typical cockteaser

>>24763141
Secretly hates every other person in the photo
>>24763150
Resents women. Digs fedoras.
>>24763189
Likes anal
>>24763794
Also likes anal

>>24762486
Haha definitely don't have a baby dick kik me at Mr8insh and I'll show you

>>24764793
That made me lol, i don't hate them. Often get pissed drunk with them

>>24763150
Hmm how did you know? I'm an extroverted functional alcoholic indeed.

>>24759813
Prefers foreplay to actual sex

>>24759853
Likes having her hair pulled

>>24759960
Surprisingly vanilla and down to earth but the look scares people off

>>24759973
Fetishes I've never even heard of

>>24760194
Makes adorable faces in the middle of sex

>>24760793
Masturbates more often than most /r9k/ anons

>>24762401
Jedi master with a mouth lightsaber if you know what I mean

>>24762461
Never wears panties

>>24763189
Anal

I'd post mine but not after all that shit I just wrote lol.