New Years /WWYD/ thread What would you do

>>24756708
If I were you I'd start lifting

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>>24756728
Damn, savage

>>24756737
No, but really, nothing more cringeworthy than a skinny athletic guy acting as if he's big.

>>24756745
Aaand the skinnier you are the bigger dick you have. Nothing more aggravating than a stinky fatty or juicemonkey dumbass overcompensators

>>24756799
>implying you can't be bigger than OP without juice or being fat

Also, the dick stays the same size, retard.

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>>24756745
>acting as if he's big
ok

>>24756737
Sexy arm. I would definitely want to lick your armpit. Mind showing?

>>24756854
Yeah, exactly.

Go to any serious gym, you'll be amogged from all directions.

OP is probably trolling. I hope so, for his sake.

>>24756708
i would suck your dick on all fours while your dog mounts me :)

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>>24756903
Nothing but water

>>24756708
What's your diet and routine? I'm a fat fuck and I lift stupid heavy but everything is covered by my bulging fat.

>>24756930
I do a linear hypertrophy phase where I get ~18 sets per muscle group every 1.5 weeks or so, and ~9 per group on that specific day, followed by a weekly undulating period when I switch between a hypertrophy week and a strength week. And Ineat w.e I want, that's why I'm 15 pbf and not 8-10 pbf

If you don't have a day dedicated to core, put one into your program. And I don't mean some faggot sit up variation and russian twist day. Do actual core exercises.

>>24756903
fuck man. i would do anything to worship you. you better have a constant stream of pussy....

>>24756708
I'd get you some briefs so you can stop rolling up the legs on your shorts.

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Tell me wwyd. I wanna touch myself to your posts.

>>24758808
Hold your hand, take you to a nice restaurant and enjoy amazing conversation together.

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>>24756708
would sleep with
>>24758808
would cuddle with

>>24758952
Make out and fondle boobs

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>>24758808
i'll show you that even if i'm not really manly i can break you

i'll give you just what you need of violence
without forget your pleasure.

you'll feel my girthy cock tear apart your little pussy.

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fuck... i need to fuck

>>24758808
I would tease your pussy mercilessly with my dick while I choke you and suck on your nipples

>>24759234
I'm gonna cum daddy. I want that bad.

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>>24758808
Start slowly licking your tight pussy and getting it all wet then I'd take my hard cock and fuck you hard until we both cum at the same time.
>>24758952
While driving I'd occasionally slip a hand into your bra because that cleavage is so enticing.

>>24758982
Huge turtlecap. Nice white thicc uncutter

>>24759393
what is turtlecap ?

girls like this kind of body or not ?

>>24756745
Who gives a fuck about being "big", he is very close to ottermode which is the most aesthetic build and also most prefered by women. Gymcels need to kill themselves.

>>24758808
God damn, I want to stick my dick between those amazing tits and just titfuck you. I could only dream of cumming all over tits like those.

>>24758982
would give a handjob, maybe a bj
>>24759323
would hug/kiss

>>24758982
nice body
>>24759034
I like everything from the hips down, the rest not so much
>>24759323
cute face, nice pecs

>>24759430
Pretty sure it's some simile between a foreskin and a turtleneck sweater.

>>24756947
cock ;)?