TINDER THREAD Thread for general Tinder advice, tips and stories.

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>not here for hookups

>broke up with a girl i really loved
>wanna use tinder to find some pussy,help me forget her
>dont have a single picture that looks decent because i always took pictures with her, and my circle of friends doesnt take pictures anyway
>no idea how to photos

Had tinder for months would get matches and talk a little but but never went any further. Then two weeks ago Friday night a girl I matched and talked to a little weeks before sends me a message out of of nowhere apologizing for not responding. I ask her out that night get her number and go over to her house she is 7/10 blonde. End up fucking but I didn't stay the night cuz she was drinking a bit which I regret not doing. Still text but haven't seen her since. Would really love too keep seeing her but trying not to text too much and look desperate

>>24734520
Doood I had a similar experience with a hot blonde on tinder except she for some reason used a fake tinder and when matched with me, she was like completely infatuated by me for no reason. Needless to say she'd fall off the face of the earth for no reason and would hit me up randomly, I tried to play it off as what you said but I ended up getting annoyed and realized she's just fucked up and a dumb slut who came to say she was raped like two years prior when she drunkenly texted me once.

She 100% stopped talking to me when I drunkenly texted her saying I liked her as a human being and reassured her that I didn't think she was an idiot or whatever have you since she was self-conscious of me having intelligence for whatever reason.

(Yes we hung out multiple times and fucked like rabbits)

tl;dr: she's probably a dumb bitch don't expect much, don't expect much from tinder at all

>>24734574
>tl;dr: she's probably a dumb bitch don't expect much, don't expect much from tinder at all

thank you

I'm at a loss lads. I don't think I'm too bad looking, and I'm in a different country taking advantage of the fact that I'm a foreigner for exotic appeal, but despite having some success in my first 2 weeks, it's completely dried up the past few weeks and I don't
really know what's gone wrong.

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I'm thinking about adding this pic as my first pic. Do I look somewhat attractive/interesting or should I discard it?

>>24734665
Post your profile and let others help, friendo

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>>24734678

Full text is "Aussie slowly travelling the world

New to London, wanting to see as much of Europe as I can in the next 2 years. Here to make friends and have a good time.

Really good at telling stories that start with "Well back in Australia..." "

This is it, I think the last photo is better than the first one, but it's almost 2 years old so I kinda just threw it in. I think I'm playing up the foreigner thing too much maybe, but I don't really know what else to put in there.

>>24734700
I think your profile is pretty good! Would drop pic 3 and 5 but that's my personal preference. I don't really know what could be working against you here.

>>24734296
Just ask your closest friend to take them

My first (and last) tinder date lasted 2.5 years. Never had any luck with it, at all. Would rarely, if ever, get responses. Then this 1 girl messaged me first and boom, LTR. Now i'm too ugly/fat to go on tinder. Nobody gives me a chance.

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Any improvements?

>>24735200
Note that I've only been on Tinder for four days. Three matches though isn't so bad.

>>24735166
Workout get less fat, not really much can be done about ugliness. But I'm ugly myself also never really had any matches reply or talk, even with being a gentleman and not delving immediately into sex talk unless there profile asked for it.

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Bio: "Bon Iver shot my dog with a BB gun

Speech-language pathology grad student"

>>24734716
Thanks man. I took those photos out and I'm gonna just see how it goes.

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What do I do

>>24734700
Switch up your 6th and 1st photo. Your 6th is a much better picture of you, mate

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> tfw have Chad qualities
> in shape, nice car
> still virgin loser
> no clue how to talk to roasties
> only live to beat off to furry porn because they can't say no

Why the fuck does life have to be so hard. How does anyone even have a relationship.

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So if she lists a snapchat, is it common courtesy to send a dick pic right away?

>>24735299
I mean this in nice way, but you're thinking too highly of yourself man

>>24735299
Is your name Elliot?

>>24735299
Chad? I don't think so bro. You look like a generic 4channer with an old car. Change that and you'll be set

>>24735239
>>24735275
>>24735299
>>24735301
>>24735310
>>24735314
>>24735317


FUCKING HELP REEEE

Tinder noob here. How does timing work for something that isn't a hookup? I'm thinking:
1. Start talking. Keep it up for a few days
2. Move the chat away from Tinder
3. Ask for Facebook/Instagram
4. Ask her out

>>24734678
Can I get some feedback on this pls?

>>24735332
you don't need to follow that 100% but yeah

>>24735332
It is very easy to unmatch someone on Tinder. I try to get a number or something within the first 10-15 messages. Move steps 2-4 into the first couple of hours and you'll already seal the deal.

>>24735310
I don't think that highly of myself, although it's easy to give off the impression of success if you're confident. I do like to work out and enjoy my car though, those are things me and my close friends like. Just not with roasties.

>>24735314
no

>>24735317
Since when is a 2011 GT with 48k miles on it old?

>>24735324
god cant help us now

>>24735372
Are you shy?

>>24735299
Get rid of picture 4
Get rid of picture 5
Get rid of picture 6

Where the fuck even are you in picture 1? If that is you on the far left then get rid of picture 1 too.

Do you have any pictures that aren't awkward? Surely you must have some normal pictures?

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Haven't got fuck all matches since I moved to SF.
Cats used to be first pic but smart photos changed it.

What do?

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>>24735396
> Where the fuck even are you in picture 1?
Blue shirt

> Do you have any pictures that aren't awkward?
The only real awkward one is the cowboy hat bullshit, which I also think is funny. Plus it shows I'm not some disgusting fatbody

> Surely you must have some normal pictures?
Nope, I don't have many pictures of myself.

Don't get me wrong, I get a few matches a day it seems, but it's moving forward from that onto actually talking.

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Guys i could use some advice with my page.
I have no problem sealing the deal, but i need to make matches first.
Advice?


>>24735463
idk looks alright. Id def replace the pic with the blonde. You know girls be all kinds of jelly.
Nice bike btw.

>>24735299
Take off the shirtless room pic. Makes you look desperate in my experience.
If you want to show your muscles, get a pic taken at the beach.

>>24735239
you lost bro.

>>24735215
camel and dog pic have got to go. rest work great alone.

>>24734574
I'm just grateful I got to bang a hot girl so easily. Anything else is a bonus. Still she was good looking enough I would like to see her regularly. Day after we fucked she deleted her tinder but she still responds to my texts. Not sure what to think but she is out of town for holidays so hopefully we meet up when she's back

>>24735463
take the girl out of the first pic

120+ messages later and talking about music, jobs, music, family, etc. I really think we hit it off. It's hard to ask someone out with New Year's Eve and New Year's Day on a weekend but I'd like to show the possibility.

>You sound like a person I'd like to meet
Good line or not?

>>24735301

pls respond

>>24734296
Crop her out of good pics of you m8

Is it worth getting on Tinder if you're average looking? Just wondering.

>>24735463
take out the blood sign pic you absolute poser

>>24737164
I get laid off Tinder and I think I'm average looking.

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>>24737191
Pic related.

>>24734678
I like this pic. It's pretty sexy. Is this accompanied by some commeng about being a dreamer? Or why you are looking off in the distance?

>>24737211

Cheers man, gives some perspective. Not sure how I compare to you, not good at judging other guys but I might have to at least give it a go.

You bio is really good though, gotta find a way to top that.

>>24734282
In my experience girls mere presence on social media means that they want to hook up. Yet they put that up to reject pajeets or anyone not attractive while saving face.

I find it easier to talk to girls in real life and get laid but on tinder I'm useless. Can't read body language, my looks and physical presence don't help me at all. I end up either asking questions and the conversation dies or get no responses. I like going out and picking up, the city is just so far and i spend so much money on alcohol when I'm there. Any advice for talking to girls on tinder?

>>24737488
Yeah Im thinking about adding something like that but Im still not sure what exactly haha.

>>24735299
Get rid of the pic with you and the other dude. They'll compare you two and chose who they want it to be right off, if your not the one they're hoping they'll probably go left. Without it they just have you and your words to make or break it

I still do better in real life.

>>24737893
I usually say something random that came up by looking at their pics/profile. Try to b charming

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>>24734241
r8

>>24739023
You are absolutely gorgeous. If I didn't live half way across the world you would be my dream guy.

>>24739042
w-where do you live?

>>24739048
Ireland :(

I'm on vacation and remade my tinder. I didn't really have much success at home but I still had a few girls respond and went on a few dates. Here I've only gotten 3 matches and all 3 have unmatched shortly after I messaged them. One was super hot, the other was average and the last was chubby. Not sure what the problem is. I have a few new vacation pics so they're better than my old pics.

>>24739139
I like redheads. if you are a redhead pls gib snapchat

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>>24735551
Your facial hair pattern is great, you ride, and you seem smart. I would be surprised if you have trouble with women at all.


On to this disaster:
I think I'm confident enough, but I cant be overly so because I risk being labelled with a complex if I'm too cocky.

Is there still hope?

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Thoughts or pointers?

I have hundreds of matches and I've never even gotten so much as a number. I'm fucked up

>>24739139
what part? im from south armagh but im a student in belfast

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1100 matches homies

Is smoking in pictures acceptable?

>>24739681
Nah, its a numbers game and you rule certain people out who will swipe left based purely on the fact that you're smoking in a pic

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Help a nigga out

>>24739782
Pics are good, bio is shit, Ca raibh as tu bro?

>>24739795
I'll change it up so thanks. My Irish is nonexistent

>>24739838
Means where ya from butch

>>24739851
Ah, Dublin. Yourself?

>>24739763

I really didnt think people would care enough. That sucks

>>24739860
Bray

>>24739878
Tallaght myself, scrote central.

>>24739439
Sorry forgot about this thread. From Belfast.

>>24739334
Haha unfortunately not a redhead. Sorry.

>>24739334
Actually if you're still in this thread can I have your snapchat anyway? Would not be opposed to more photos of dat jawline

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I'm bad
Help

Anyone have general advice for someone just starting out on tinder? I recently finished college and decided to give it a try. Don't have my profile made yet.

>>24735484
You sound like you're content with being a lost cause so you should probably stop posting.

>>24740147
>>24740140

j1a2c3k4o5r6u7e

>>24739782
... And so on makes you sound as generic as you probably are. Sell yourself man.

Also long, unabrupted lists of details no one gives a blabbing shit about are best avoided

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I get like 2-3 matches per week (excluding bots) - mostly attractive girls since I'm pretty picky on who I swipe right on. Any advice?

Profile
>Are you global warming? Because you're making me sweat and there's no way you're real
>My life is going pretty well right now, so go ahead and swipe right if you'd like to change that
>UMich '18, Math/Pre-Med

Anthem
>strangers by Car Seat Headrest

Spotify Artists
>New Order
>The Shins
>The Beach Boys
>Brand New
>The Smiths
>Kanye West
>Queens of the Stone Age
>Modest Mouse
>Danny Brown
>Kendrick Lamar

Full size pics
>http://imgur.com/a/TDOGM

I take great photos. I always feel like I am less attractive in real life than pictures. I've tried to use a variety, full body, face, no tricky angles, various angles. I still feel like a semi-catfish no matter what. I don't want to post blatantly unattractive photos tho.

>>24741084
Just stick with the nice photos my dude, if you can get a date with them and show your personal itt they'll ignore the fact that you aren't "as attractive" in your photos.
Also confidence makes you more attractive, so keep that mind for everything

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Just got this, how long does it typically take to get matches? Also any suggestions?

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First you have to decide if you are looking for a girlfriend or just to fuck. If both then you should have two profiles that are totally different. Ive fucked over 200 girls in the 3 years ive had tinder.

They all say the same thing

You are all the same, tired of hi, how are you,

No one takes control.

Guys are a perv or a douche right off the bat(you need a certain kind of profile for this)

Im going to tell you a harsh truth, girls are going to flake on you at every single avenue.

You match them, hey disappear

They respond to your opener, they disappear

You talk continuously for hours or days even, they disappear.

You get their number and text, they disappear

Supposed to meet up, they flake.

Listen, this is GOING to happen there is no way around it. Most times its nothing you said. Either they are talking to someone more interesting, or they have gotten cold feet. Deal with it. How? Never get your hopes up on a match. Ever. If teo days have passed woth no response, DELETE THE BITCH! Seriously. Stop hanging on to matches. If you have 10000 matches hats pathetic. Most guys dont even fuck a fraction of that.

I go after a certain audience so they already know what to expect so my failure rate is nothing compared to a regular guys. Ive matched maybe a thousand girls but fucked 200. 20% is awesome when you do the math.

If you dont have an interesting fun personality and a go to conversation template. You will fail. If you are a normal guy Keep the topics interesting and get the bitches number after 10 messages and set up a date quickly. Stop talking to these bitches for days. The name of the game is CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE!!!!

>>24741392
>> nacho libre
You might as well as get rid of it

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Any advice?

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>>24741523
Cont.

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>>24741440
Aiight, I have THIS. I love my curvy, geeky girls, but I wouldn't mind fucking a dumb cardiobunny or whatnot. I need to get two separate profiles, right? Also, open to any advices

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>>24741592
Also cont.

>>24739388
Lmao Manlets, when will they learn?

>>24741440
Wont they see your profile twice? Also,illustrate a bit the differences between the two profiles

I'm a 20 year old girl from France.
A year ago I moved to London and started to use tinder as a way of improving my conversation skills and getting out of the house.
If you're a girl I suggest never meeting a guy who says anything sexual over the app. Even if you want sex they are usually creeps.
Never meet a guy who's out with his friends. Never meet a guy who has already had a drink. Meet first during the middle of the day to keep it casual.
Don't take him back to yours if you want to sleep with him. If you do go back with a guy be prepared to at least give head.
Had a couple of bad experiences from tinder but a lot of fun stories.

>>24742440
I'm a25yr old dude who just moved to France (Paris), and my french is not great.. Any advice on overcoming the language barrier?

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After closing my eyes and right swiping everyone, I Literally only matche with fat girls, black chicks, trannies, or a combination of all three. I have had 0 success on tinder I mean if I do match with a semi attractive girl they unmatch as soon as I message them. In the Phillipines it was a different story though. Fuck man, do tinder in the Phillipines

>>24742440
>Had a couple of bad experiences from tinder but a lot of fun stories.
All ears, lass.

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Comments on my profile?

>>24742568
FUCKING
JUST

literally
delete
everyting

>>24742507
You've already done the best thing you can do to help. Move there, throw yourself in it and you'll pick it up.
I learnt English at a young age but it's very different being around it all day than learning it in France.
>>24742562
The bad experiences or the fun times?

>>24742576
Talk about the bad, since I imagine it's funny.

>>24742881
A few over sexual guys.
Once went to meet someone who was with their dad.
Once went to meet someone who admitted he had a girlfriend.

I'm tired of this fucking back and forth with messages. I always ask something and try to initiate a conversation but girls always answer with few words and no followup.

Should i assume they are not interested? I mean they use emoticons and all, but i have to be the one actually doing the work coming up with shit to talk about. Why did they match me in the first place?

I'm gonna just ask them out right away then

>>24742948
Ask them as soon as you can. If you're waiting around they'll be put off.
If they're barely responding they're probably not interested.
Remember girls probably have a lot more people messaging them than you do.
Don't appear desperate.

>>24742956
I.e. "let's meet" "want some fuck" what?

How do I message stoner girls

>>24743006
Don't mention sex at all.
Keep it casual and cool.
Get them talking. Ask them about them self and show an interest.
Ask them if they'd be up for meeting for a drink some time.

>>24743045
Ask them if they want a smoke

>>24735235
3 was fine if you want them to know you're a nerd.

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>>24743050
This her. Was thinking of something 'funny' like 'hold my hands when smoking, I'm scared'

>>24743065
No, play it cooler than that.
Just ask her out for a drink or ask her if she fancies a smoke

>>24743065
unless you look very, very good and confident that will come off as "beta" (for lack of a better word)

say something like:
"I would ask you to come and smoke with me but this shit is so good I'd probably have to carry you home afterwards, so how about a game of scrabble"

>>24743077
>>24743076
How do u think i matched with that roastie? Yes im very handsome. We're both underage and i haven't smoked b4 desu

>>24743094
kek
faggot

>>24743102
Dont call me that OR ELSE KID! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I sometimes accidentally swipe right an ugly gal and it's almost always a match. Cute/sexy ones rarely are matches, does hit a little on my self-esteem.

I was talking to a girl, got lazy and didn't respond after 2 days after she instantly replied to me. How do i rebound?

does anymore find they get matches in patches, like i sometimes get 5 or 6 good matches in a week then go a week without 1, eventhough id use the same pictures and bio hmmm

>>24743239
Yes

I'll get 10 stacys a day then go a week without 1

>>24741073
ehh, I'd say you're doing pretty well. might work on that bio a bit

>>24743204
shouldn't be a problem, just reply and maybe apologize if you're that kind of person. if she takes offense, she's probably crazy and not worth it any way

>>24743264
>apologize
lolno.
if she was responding immediately, that meant she wanted your dick.
now that you ignored her for 2 days straight, she wants your dick even more.

>>24743275
>>24735239
This was it

Help

>swipped trough essentially everyone in my home town
>no more results
>not a single match
do i blame it on bad pic quality or my looks or 3rd world country

>>24743280
>You really know how to play my fiddle :-)
....i can't help you out there, i don't even know what the fuck you meant

This "don't talk about sex' thing is really not a rule. If you know how to do it well, go for it. Some girls won't like it but some will love it and even send you nudes.

"Only here for friends"
>pics of bare ass

>>24743366
Like you get me i guess

>>24743423
Literally every other girl has "not here for ONS" or similar stuff in her profile.

But if you're attractive you can do almost anything

>>24741440
So how do you set up your profile for fucking?

>>24742568
Need comments and help to improve please

>>24737211
Any tips to improve mine?

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I'd love some feedback on this. Just got out of a relationship that started on tinder, looking to get back out there.

It's frustrating because my area isn't very densely populated since it's the suburbs, so I frequently just run out of potential matches.

Seems like the key is to just say "Hey," exchange a compliment or two, then set up a date or get a phone number, right? Cause it gets frustrating how easily a conversation can get dropped out of nowhere. I've almost found bumble more reliable in terms of once a conversation starts, it generally keeps going until either a date is made or a number is given. But bumble is just a waiting game since girls start the conversation.

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Any critique on my bio? Ive had tinder for a few months and only had 2 matches that actually went past the app. But i live in a good sized town so 2 isnt good at al

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21/M/Aus I'm from Syd and barely get any matches at all. I recently included the rock climbing pic. I don't think I'm anything amazing but I didn't think i'd be this lacking in matches, is there something obviously wrong with my profile that I'm missing? Looking for any input or help.

I was thinking of maybe a picture with my cute cat for the final picture?

Images
>http://imgur.com/a/ZTa49

>>24744438
your bio sucks

don't insult yourself

better to have less words than shit that just makes you look bad real talk

>>24742568
Tbh dude it's a bad profile but idk what improvements you could make. You just seem to be a genuinely unattractive person. Get rid of the pics of the occulus and the kid maybe?

Also ive always found generic holister jackets to be kinda juvenile. Your fashion in general is lacking, maybe check out some male fashion sites. Your face is kinda uggo so work to get shots that kinda hide the worst of it. The sunglasses shot doesn't do anything for you here.

Bitches don't like technology and runners are the least attractive athletes.

>>24742514
Lose some weight and lose that greasy fucking jersey shore haircut shit. You look like I'd gag on your cologne.

>>24741440
nice to see you are still going strong

grats -> V

>>24742568
your not beyond hope, but you need alot of re vamping. You are average guy attractive with zero sense of style. Average guy attractive with some style gets laid. in your bio you sound really excited and young. take away the explanation marks. Engineers are bad at this. but you are smart enough to learn. I recommend alpha M on youtube.

Is it best to mention height or not if you are average 5'8" to 6" ish?

>>24744856
If you're below 6' don't bother putting your height.

>>24744831
Thanks.

Excited and young in a good way? or bad?

Will take a look at the youtube.

>>24744752
Makes sense. Ill mess with it and repost

>>24741523
Bumping mine.

>>24744715
I get like 10 matches a day in Sydney. Some 9/10s to. You're bio is generic. Make up something unique and use your physical characteristics as an addon. Your photos are alright, just be patient.

>>24744715
Remove the photo of Memethony Memetano. Most people have no idea who he is, so it just looks like you're posing with a pedophile

>>24741073
Wow, what's it's like studying math at Michigan? I do math at another Big Ten school

>>24746144
Can't really say too much about it yet. I was a bio major before last semester, so I've only completed up to linear algebra and multivariable calc. I'll be taking algebra and diffeq next semester, so I guess I'll have more to say about it then lol. Linear algebra was pretty competitive because computer science folks have to take it as well, but so far it's been pretty aight.

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It works

>>24746314

I guess it depends on the girl. I did basically the same line but with pizza like some people posted before. I got unmatched each time with no response.

>>24746985
Maybe your ugo

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what res are tinder pictures?

if i upload instagram pictures to my profile they just look all fuzzy and awful

i have a OP3 if that helps, or if anyone has similar issues

>>24747185
He's gone nuclear

>>24734700
You almost looks like a 8,5 on your 6th photo, switch it with 1st like somebody else said.

>>24747185
Revised

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>>24747185
Revised
>>24747293

>>24741073
Buddy, you shouldn't be so picky

>>24747185
I'm a dude and I'm wet already.

>>24747340
Buddy, I'm God's gift to this fucking world

>>24747335
when you cant grow facial hair... :(

dude do you slay?

>>24747335
Damn. Can I match you??

>>24747335
way better with some non-selfie pics now, makes you seem social and shit

>>24747397
Enjoy a match a week at best and never going past the texting

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Bio

I'm currently living the exciting life of math and science! Jk please help me

I go to a small engineering school which is credited through cal state long bach

420 friendly

5'9"

>>24748135

No one needs that much info on your school m8. Talk more about yourself. They're gonna be hanging out with you, not the college.

No joke. I know more about the school than you from you bio.

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What should I change?

>>24748135

I agree with the first guy about the school stuff. I probably wouldn't mention being 420 friendly in your bio and I definitely wouldn't mention being only 5'9". You basically have to redo your whole profile. Your pics are solid though.

>>24748283
>>24748251
New bio

I am a big fan of music and enjoy taking trips to LA for whatever they have going on. A favorite of mine is to go to Amoeba music in hollywood for vinyls and stuff.

I'm going to school for electrical engineering but I won't bore you with that stuff!

420 friendly

>>24739782
Get rid of the photo of you and the lady, it makes you look small.

>>24739388
B honest, how good do you do on the app?

>>24748277
Everything

Pic 1 is just shit
2 is cringey
3 is douchey
4 is myspace tier
Your bio is cringey and will dry girls

>>24735551
pic number 5 is a bit cringy to be honest.

I'm a dude tho so take it with a grain of salt I guess

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What am I doing wrong and what can I be doing better?
I had a breakfast date earlier at a cafe that went surprisingly well besides that I found a one night like a week or two ago.
The rest of the bio just lists my interests.

If i change my gender will that cancel out possible matches with straight women?

>>24748966
looks like utter shit to me but if you're getting dates then you're getting dates

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rate
no matches in a while

>>24749153
6/10
lose the tan

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POST BANTER

Does bigender mean trap or something?

In ineffective to, I got one date and yea it got me laid. But seriously just go up to people and talk to them. Youll be more memorable since people these days are getting too scarred to do it.

>>24749263
That's really good.

>>24749263
kek, but that chick is really dumb
moar?

I'm drunk and I just made a tinder, but I've never really had a physical relationship. I don't expect much, but on the off chance someone actually likes me, what should I be doing?

>>24750969
Be your least scary self. Be honest but try for cheerful not whiny, clingy or aggressive. And be resilient. When you get knocked back, as you surely will, remember there's a ton of people in the world and you only need a few of them to like you.

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Used to get 9 matches a day, now I only get 4. What am I doing wrong?

I've never jumped into the vortex of degeneracy that is Tinder, but I think if I did I'd upload photoshopped pics to make myself look ugly and fat, claim I'm 4 inches shorter than I actually am, and say that I'm poor. That way I'd only match with girls who have souls, and she'd be pleasantly surprised when she meets me and discovers I'm 7.5/10, six feet tall, and became a millionaire this year.

>>24751021
That guy from the library was kinda cute, why don't you go for him?

>>24734520
I started talking to a girl then she told me to add her on facebook, we talked a bit more and suddenly she is just ignoring me.

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My shitty bio is: Some Hobbies are retro gaming, reading, and spending time with friends.
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."-Mewtwo

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I actually got two likes within 24 hours the other day. That's about the most I've gotten all year.

How do I increase the amounts of matches

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GET ME LAID

How do I approach losing my virginity on tinder? Getting matches and getting dates isn't the issue for me, it's proceeding beyond that where I have no clue what to do. I do well socially, but inside I'm an anxious spazz and so I keep things moving with interaction and conversation, but when it's time to get busy I freeze up and end of missing my chance or purposefully avoid it all together.

I totes gave up on tinder because I suck at life.

Anyone who asks for advice, I will give tho. I'll make it easy for you to succeed where I have failed, so long as you strew chaos in my stead.

>>24753565
Well, losing your virginity with someone off of Tinder is theoretically an identical process to losing your virginity any other way. Tinder is really just a way to meet people. If you feel nervous making a move on a Tinder date, it isn't like you are magically going to not feel nervous making a move on a non-Tinder date. Either that or you find someone to hook up with, although that's a horrible way to lose your virginity.

>>24743759
PLS RESPOND

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I dont have any good Images of myself, but im trying to get the memers

Better to ask out for coffee(I don't drink coffee) or lunch, suggestions? I've already got her hooked on the line with interest in my hobby that she wants to learn about, just debating how I should actually propose meeting.

>>24735551
Dude..
Fuck you for making me post but everything about your profile is crap
There's literally nothing salvageable from bio/pics
Bio is super corny and cringy. All your pics are terrible except 1 and 2 (which still kinda suck)
You're not even a bad looking guy, you just need to showcase yourself better
Take better pics, shorten bio to one or 2 sentences
Remember: Girls are pretty much goldfish, they have no attention span. Reel them in with the first pic or youre getting swiped left before she even looks at bio/pics
Also remember girls swipe left way higher rate than us, so you really have to stand out
Try to make your personality show in your pics/bio
But seriously...pics 4 and 5 and everything in your bio made me want to slap you
But yet theres still hope for you brother, make the necessary adjustments

>>24739023
Bio actually made me laugh
DELETE 5
and 3
replace with pictures with friends maybe?
Besides that youre solid I'd imagine you do well on it

>>24739398
Bio has some good parts
replace 2 pics of huskies with one pic of you and both together
1 or 2 selfies is enough, you look boring as shit
add 1 or 2 group photos and youll probably do well

>>24740226
Youre ugly
Theres not much helping
Post pics that hide ugliness

>>24748277
keep 1 and 3
delete other 2 and replace with group pic or ones where youre doing something fun/funny
make bio something thatll generate cheap giggles
Be smooth/ good talker
You should slay

>>24748966
>guys with generic bios
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
dont use boring ass cliches brother
Get a better bio and couple more pics and youre golden

>>24754285
this is real bad, just completely misguided. Girls who put memes in their bios are the worst people to talk to on tinder, you'll be like "yeah my day's been crazy I got hit by a car and won the state lottery and my mom died" or something and they'll just say "wow lit af". And even if you do want to speak to these sad lifeless memesters, they just want to talk to conventionally attractive guys anyway they're not trying to have sex with a picture of a minion.

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Any tips? I get a decent amount of matches

>>24755807
You smile like you're looking into the sun
Start trying to implement something to do with your eyebrows to make the smile look authentic.

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Just made this a few minutes ago, thoughts/tips/advice?

>>24755820
Maybe just kill yourself.

>>24755823
Interesting insight.

>>24755807
Don't you know that girls make fun of the fish picture? #4 is pretty bad too. The kanye/kanye joke is lame as shit and it's maybe the 3rd most common thing I see in girl bios after 'I probably swiped right for your dog' and 'not here for hookups'.

I would try to emphasize your urban frat boy look and stay away from your midwestern square tendencies, which are pretty evident in pics #1, 2 and 4. Also 3 has the right elements on paper but it's just not good somehow.

>>24755820
is this a meme?

>>24755850
No its actually me, I'm confused now.

>>24755819
>>24755847

Alright thanks for the advice anons, I'll try to take better smiling pics and focus less on my "county" aspects as that's not really who I am haha

>>24755865
the plaid cargo shorts are a giveaway you can't fool me you country bumpkin

>>24755854
smile. you are fit but intimidating

>>24755820
Why are you showing your ass?

>>24755882
It's funny? I have no idea, like I said I've never done this before but I legitimately have no time to meet people right now.

>>24755891
you goddamn liar mothafucka I'm not on this board much but I've seen those pictures

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Guys I made a tinder to try to get girls to watch the videos I post online of myself jerking off

How pathetic is that lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>24756064
>also uses emoji's

Well, at least I know there is someone more autistic and pathetic then me

[spoiler]he probably has more matches then I do so I guess that evens out[/spoiler]

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>>24751021
You posted as the wrong girl

>>24756156
>not using emjois
>not knowing girls love using and receiving emjois

now that's real autism and patheticness. no wonder you have to try to use tinder.

>>24756192
if a tree falls in a forest onto a mime, does anybody care?

I'm new to dating & tinder, coming from a LT relationship which took me over 2 years to properly get over.
I always thought & was told (by women) that they don't like being judged by just their looks. But 90% of the profiles are just pictures (and most are duckface, supersocial, or holiday pics), no description at all, or just a bunch of emoticons or "no short guys proud single mom love to travel".
What gives? Do I just throw shit at the wall and like every girl I find pretty until one sticks? Smalltalk over nothing at all is so incredibly awkward.

>>24756271
Yup that's basically what you do.

The whole "judging based on looks" happens mainly with guys on Tinder. Girls get tons of attention from 5/10 and up. Guys basically have to be 7/10 to get a lot of attention on there, and are still expected to do all the work.

The girls bios are pretty indicative of what girls and women in general or like. They all just kinda write the same copied and pasted shit they find on other profiles, emjois, and the same "i love eating, drinking, traveling, going on adventures and having with friends and family" stuff. No real creativity but it doens't matter.

>>24756301
Ugh. That's so not me, but I guess I'll have to come out of my comfort zone. Yolo and all.

>>24755820
Okay I'm not exactly an expert or anything but my thoughts on your pics:

1) Leading with a face pic is good. I personally hate car selfies because I think it implies you're a fucking idiot. You should be driving. Regardless I think it's not a great pic anyway since then lens is at about your lip level and your eyes look a bit odd (looking above the camera slightly helps me).

2) Good pic, shows off your tats

3) Is that a space marine? Good to have a pic that shows you're not /just/ doing fitness stuff 24/7 but I would show a different hobby. And I say that as and avid Imperial Guard player.

4) It's a fine pic but I don't think you need one telling the gals you're handsome. They may not be bright but they will figure that one out on their own...

5) I dunno man it's pretty much just another fitness pic, I'd replace it

6) Good to have for obvious reasons

You should have no problem pulling for obvious reasons. Get a better face picture to lead with - preferably not a selfie but if it is, move the camera up a tad.

I would say you should smile in at least one picture. You don't have to be smiley all the time but if you look to serious it will definitely be intimidating.

If you are trolling as others are saying then 10/10 because I replied!

>Use tinder for months
>Never meet anyone
>In New Jersey for a week visiting family
>Match with girl
>She starts sending me all these cringy pick up lines and jokes
>I'm bored, we talk for a while
>She asks me about past relationships
>I tell her I'd never been in any
>She's shocked. Maybe she didn't actually see my pics.
>She asks if I've ever kissed a girl
>I say no
>Shocked again
>She says she wants to meet me the next day for a kiss
>I tell her we're leaving
>She says that we'll just rollplay it
>...
>It's 4 AM
>I agree...I knew it was a bad idea
>It's awful.
>She talks in the third person
>"Anna walks into the house, she says you're handsome"
>It goes on for about 20 minutes and I'm getting ready to leave when she says
>"Oh what's this in your pants"
>Tells me to "show her myself"
>Her realtime fanfic goes from Twilight to Fifty Shades of Grey
>"I guide your hand to my pussy as I rub your cock. Anna tells you to stick it in her"
>This goes on for about half an hour
>We exchange snapchats
>Send her a dick pick
>No response...
>Nothing
>Dick too small.jpeg

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Thoughts?

>>24739023

I'm stealing your line man

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Help me

>>24756754
>Cheap ugly sunglasses
>stupid earlobe modification
>cats in two of your photos
>5 of your 6 photos are selfies
>the other photo is you in a fedora vest

with this look you can attract a particular type of girl, im thinking the stay at home, doesnt really party, into books and dr who type. It's probably what youre after but I dont think girls like that use tinder. also smile idiot.

>>24757579
Said the lonely troll on new year's eve

>>24754285
>>24752712
>>24748966
God do any of you faggots actually go outside? Girls know what memes are and they know that guys probably share them but you don't need to announce that shit on a dating app. Remove all references to memes, cringey jokes, tv show references and height.

>>24757601
Said a guy who clearly isn't with a girl... on new year's eve

>>24757613
Actually i'm gay, and actually it's 5pm on the first, so, you were wrong on both accounts.

how does it feel to be this retarded?

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I get a prankster on Tinder for the second time in a row (most likely, it is the same guy). A girl asking for sex in second message (I am not model-tier, even though good looking, obviously a fake). Well, first time I did get caught, now I am staying home not bothering. Like his sole purpose is to drive me out of my house to the city center (which is just 15 mins from here by bike) and that's it. How do I identify them except for zero bio, good photos and being 4 km away (which is how far I am from the city geotag).
Google cannot search through the instagram photos, any other things? Should I just directly ask them for proofs?

>>24756600

I wasn't trolling so I appreciate the reply. I deleted my Tinder right after posting here cuz I felt retarded, I'll get someone to take a better face pic for me so I don't look like a NEET and try and get ones of me doing other shit even though my hobbies are playing Magic and painting miniatures.

>>24757731
I really wish he responded 'how does it feel to be a faggot' shucks what a missed opportunity

>>24758871
didn't say you're trolling, said you're straight up lying about being new to tinder and posting here ya weirdo

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How often do I need to be swiping to get matches and stuff? I try to like everyone and all I get are bots.

Also on the random occasions I get a real match they never reply back.

>>24759083
you know apart from the bots, there's real people out there making judgments on you, tinder doesn't just reward you with matches for swiping a lot. You need to improve yourself to get matches and get people to talk to you

>>24759102
I know I've put the good effort in. But I figured at least the most hideous women would match with me.

The last person I matched with and spoke to for a bit was extremely rude in a depressed manor.

Like trying really hard to make talking to her difficult to fit her mood. It came off as extremely rude.

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I'm too scared to use tinder, I don't have many photos of myself which means the ones I can use will just be pics of me on my own.

Other than that I'm terrified of what people will think of me and if I got 0 matches I would just feel even worse about myself

>>24759135
yeah don't use tinder then

>>24759192
Thnx 4 encouragement

Do women even read the Tinder bio?

>>24749263
10/10

>>24737211
youre hot.
idk but i like more simplistic bios
you sound basic.
do you think a girls relaly going to click that youtube link

Anyone got any advice on how to start talkin sex with a girl? I am a complete beta

So I've been texting a girl a bit off tinder. I asked her out for coffee the other day and she said "Maybe"

Last night she texted me when she was drunk. Do you guys think that means anything? I'll prob ask her again today if it does.

>>24760535
It means she gets bored when she's drunk. Don't read too much into online interactions.

>>24760549
word. if they say maybe is there any point trying again?

>>24760576
>>24760549
>>24760535
>newfag detected

>>24760576
why would you want to date anyone that maybe wants to date you? find someone who says yes instead of following her around like a lost dog. if you ask again you will lose her respect. wait for her to initiate another conversation.

>>24760618
yeah brand new to this app, never done online dating before in any sense. so shoot me

>>24760502
I dunno how the 'sex' got in there I just wanted to know talking, but I just started chattin shit and it's all gucci now

>>24760779
I've got another question now, I've got a couple girls on the line, my sisters using my car to learn to drive atm so it's in another town? If I tell them to get the bus to me are they gonna flake? Should I wait till I can drive again?

>>24739782
Switch 1 and 2. People don't like having to guess which person is which, better lighting, etc.

I can't get tinder to display my matches tonight. It just stays on "loading your matches"

Is it possible that tinder ghostbanned my account?
I used to get easy matches, multiple hot one's a day and now I get one a week to zero.
The one's who I matched with seemed into me (one agreed uppon me tying her up and fucking her), and I didn't really alter my profile that much.

Is tinder fucking me over?

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if only they were all this simple

>>24753053
please respond

>>24756754
dont post pics that show your profile, you have a jew nose
the vest makes you look like a fag
whats with he porn star stach? clean up your beard.
keep the cat pic.

overall, learn to take better selfies with better lighting.

>>24756649
take a pic where you don't look like you're 13

>>24755820
i'd fuck you. but i'd be afraid to date you casually, you look like a wife beater.

>>24753390
compliment her personality/make her feel special unique

its literally so easy just make the convo about her

>>24753053
tell girls you're a sugar-daddy or rich

only hope for you.

>>24740226
add more pics like your first

>>24734241
I could really use some advice.
Okay so I have a very Arabic name and brown skin. I have a strong feeling I'm not getting matches because they see him and probably put me in the category of aggressive horny middle eastern/Indian men that are constantly send them retarded messages in bad English.
I'm a pretty chill atheist that has lived in California my whole life and I'm nothing like those type of guys at all. So what should I do distance myself and getting a better chance at letting girls know I'm cool.

Anyone know how to keep Tinder from showing that you use it on Normiebook? Was thinking going into Facebook and not allowing it access might work, as it just wants to see that you have one so far as I know.

>>24734520
>>24734574
I think that we all fucked the same girl… fucking serious.

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Thoughts?

>>24765159
How does it show others on fb that you use it? It's automatically set to 'only me' can see it for me.

>>24765308

Well that would work. Thanks mane. Haven't installed it yet. Was hesitant for other people finding out reasons.

>>24765290
Get rid of pic #4, it looks like you are about to sacrifice that dog.

>>24755807
Get rid of pic #3.

On a general note: I only use 4 pics in my profile and my bio consists of about 15 words. I do pretty well. Less is more. You don't want them to know everything about you before you even start talking to them. Girls like mystery.

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why... just, why...

>>24765393
I always get positive comments about it looking like lion king, and I get to make a crack about it being my obligatory "wiener pic"… nah?

>>24765290
>>24765393
As someone who actually works with dogs, it's kind of hilarious

21/f
Obviously these are just my personal opinions based on what I like. What you post depends on how you want to portray yourself and what you are personally looking for.


>>24765290
I think it's great. Looks like you love the outdoors, dogs, and music. But you also have a couple of selfies too. Very good selection of pics.
Only thing I would say is some girls might not like the gun, but of course others will. So just something to think about if you want to keep that one or not.
Bio is good, height will def get ypu laid.
Would swop right for sure.
>>24756754
The first three pictures are great. The last three are not as great. Honestly, I would get rid of them and just keep the first three. You look best in those.
Showing your cat and you in the outdoors is good. Bio is good. I would swipe right for sure if you made the change I mentioned. Otherwose, I'd think about it harder
>>24756649
I agree w the other anon yhat you need to take some better pics. You do look young, but you can't help thay. I do think, thiugh, that you could take e more flattering pictures.
Your bio needs some work too. I would take out the bit about the bagpipes and also about your man crush. Add some other things about you, what you like to do.
>>24755820
The only pics 0f yours I care for are the top and bottom right ones. First sentence of bio is good, but I don't dig the bragging about "bukoo bucks," unless you want to attract girls to use you for your money.
>>24755807
I'd say pics 6, 4, and 3 are ones you could do without. The others are fine. Bio is sweet in a funny way so I like it.
>>24754285
Delete all of those pictures except the first one. The rest are not good. If you dint have any good pictures do not just post a bunch of bad ones. I wouldn't menation memes. It doesn't sound cool.

>>24749263
Golden
More?

>>24734241
> talk to girl until 3 am
> lots of shit in common
> wake up messaging each other
> eventually ask her to hang out
> suddenly doesn't respond
> its been a week

aaaand unmatched

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Hey guys!
Opinions???

>>24765916
You're super cute, but girls don't like to see pics of you w other girls. I'm sure you get plenty of matches either way tho.

>>24765832
I'm a guy… So take it with a grain of salt.
But, you probably should have gotten her phone number, SC, FB… You know, before trying to get her out.
And a lot of chicks don't want to "hang out" they want you to come up with a plan for what you're going to go do… They'll usually give you hints if you're listening.

Just some thought man.

>>24765462
>>24765290
Thanks femannon

>>24765995
By hang out I meant I asked her to coffee because she was bringing up coffee a lot and how she's addicted to caffeine and shit.
But I guess I jumped the gun. Someone told me not to dwindle too much so I took my "chance" when I saw it.

Thanks for the heads up

>>24766043
If you get a lot of matches and are fairly consistent with openers, you can definitely play the numbers and just see who is open to meeting right away. but there are gonna be girls that want to be pen pals first. She might have been one of them, and just assumed that you were gonna turn pressuring like I imagine a lot of guys are.

I'm dating a girl right now that doesn't want to text at all, other than to setup a date. so there's all kinds man.

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Am I doin it right?

>>24766197
>Some of you hoes need this website
>http:www.burnthefatblog.com/

No, you are not,

>>24741523
Bumping mine again.

>>24766326
I mostly just think that's funny. I don't give a fuck about meeting girls on here anymore.

>>24766358
howboutgtfo

Why the fuck do bitches think it's okay to have

- picture with a guy kissing her or hugging like a bf would
- picture of her with friend/s as main photo so it's not obvious which bitch is the one in the profile
- picture of dog
- meme pic
- picture of mountain with tiny dot representing bitch
- picture of her kids
- picture of food

Come on now bitches, stop this shit it's not cool or funny or interesting any more, okay

>sapiosexual

>>24741073
you are lanky with a cheezy smile and you shouldn't flaunt that. 4 is your best pic, you need to take more.

>>24741440
Well lets see your profile then

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> Tfw lead a super adventurous lifestyle.
> Go surfing round the world
> do diving, sailing and photography and all that shit.
> Fly gliders and planes, have about 200+ skydives.
> work decent manual labor jobs like firefighter/ park ranger/ truck driver/ scuba instructor to make the money to support my lifestyle.

> Have an instagram with 18k+ followers.
> around 200 fb friends. (which is mostly private, rarely post public, no one knows where I work etc)

> mfw actually very shy and reclusive IRL, despite what my online persona portrays.
> Idea of tinder scares the living fuck out of me.
> 26y.o KV and never had a gf
> literally have pictures of me w/ qt babes (friends of friends etc) on sail boats when I hire one out for new years or the holiday periods before Christmas etc

Kudos to you guys out there who actually have the courage to put your necks out to actively get laid.
I fuck up on what should be easy mode.

>>24767114
Brave enough to share your insta? You seem interesting enough to follow, at least.

Do grills even use this shit? Not a single uggo bitch asking for profile help.

>>24767197
I don't understand

why would a girl need help with tinder?

>>24767299
They don't because they usually have tits.

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>>24767175
I'd rather not, sorry.

I only got as many followers by fluke desu, Its a long story, but a shot of mine got posted by a surfing company when I was on holiday, and got a steady increase in following since late 2013.

Eventually, you start "networking" with other people with similar followings and it sort of grows from there, you get to know like-minded people and just chill and go on trips and stuff essentially just taking pictures, whether it be dive buddies, surf mates, people I go sailing with etc some of which have a decent following as well.
Its pretty sweet because they generally just live life y'know? they don't kinda have to do subtle marketing or whatever.

Okay so a girl just initiated the conversation with me. Keeps messaging me. What does this mean? Is she desperate for a hook-up?

>>24768116
post a screenshot ya bish

>>24767197
>>24767388
this desu. I'm a slightly below average looking emo bitch and am only on once or twice a week but have 300+ matches. tinder is a rigged game since most dudes will just swipe right on every girl and most girls are selective with their matches

>>24768180
Well it's in French.

and the conversation is still going, i guess i'll ask her out?