Chatterton/stat thread go! Template on thread

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Fucking autocorrect

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couldn't be bothered to finish because doing anything slightly creative on a small laptop with a trackpad is pretty irritating but here you go

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Am I dating material?

>>24735095
I remember you. You're the fag fom the previous thread or two I think. Shit taste in music and bit degenerates, but cool I guess
>>24734601
I guess you are. You have a goodtaste besides the anime shit, but you gotta Stephen up your game. Get a hobby and probably work on your looks and I guess you might find someone
>>24734497
Lazily made, So I cant really say anything, besides that you are obviously a saat and/or sarcastic
T.>>24733966

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I couldn't bother doing it right lol

>>24735262
>you're the fag from the previous thread or two i think
yeah probably
>shit taste in music
:(
>and a bit degenerate
:((
>but cool I guess
:)

Well thanks I think.

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Thats the actual kik name

>>24734497
I have a lot in common with your favorite games and films

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>>24733966
you are the 4chan equivalent of a basic bitch

>>24734497
>>24735483
chartmaking skills trash but you acknowledged it so i guess its goob

>>24734601
you are so long as you pretend you have friends and conceal all your tastes.

>>24735095
your kind is part of the reason I stopped having sex with men. cheers for scallops though my man

>>24735905
great movies what is riffian

>>24734601
no, you're probably the most generic, off-putting 4chan user imaginable

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y'all are trash
>watching anime ever

>>24733966
memester supreme
>>24734497
low effort but still gonna draw mad replies because female
>>24734601
no
>>24735095
>using google play music
what is wrong with you
>>24735483
low energy
>>24735905
visual media selections are hella cucked, but the metal is legit
>>24736170
look like a victim of the liberal propoganda machine. What academic brain washing course have you chosen?

>>24737452
>look like a victim of the liberal propoganda machine.
I vote conservative and I was for Trump, fuck you.

>>24738235
yeah he's not a very clever man.

>>24738251
i dont think you're right, but it doesn't matter, he pisses everyone I hate off so I love him

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Hi yes can someone be my gf thank you

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connect!!! connnect!!!!!!

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R8 me lads

I don't need no stupid template

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o-o

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pls tell me im cool and special, r9k

>>24738933
you seem cool

>>24738933
Stop browsing that shithole

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previous was deleted :(

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>>24733966
Blues are nice and your dog choice is too

>>24734497
The Beatles are terrible
So are Reliant Robins
So are ferrets
So is anime
David Mitchell is top tier tho

>>24734601
Aphex Twin is really nice
Good food and excellent movies
Big negative for CK and Deadpool mind you

>>24735095
Godspeed and Bjork are great
Congrats on finding your ideal partner!
Your videogames are good too

>>24735905
Electric Wizard is so good
Burzum is nice too

>>24736170
Your tv shows are pretty good
Big Twin Peaks fan
+ for notorious gunman Sam Hyde

>>24737452
Chart is a mess


Stopped because if you aren't gonna bother to respond to people I'm not going to reply to you

>>24738235
Well you look like you have the dress sense of a libcuck nerd

>>24738251
fuck you, my mum says I'm very intelligent

>>24739223
>same layout but compacted
>a mess
think you might be wrong in the head mate

>>24739545
do you actually browse r9k irl or are you just being an edgy teen?

>>24738268
autistic

>>24738278
>the collector
help

>>24738933
your hobbies are reading and poetry but you only like one author and its fucking bukowski?

>>24738933
penultimate 4chan darling, you should run for she-president of /b/

>>24739156
basic/10

>>24739223
B I R D U P
I
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>>24739223
I am really out of the loop because I don't recognize most things on all these charts :( I admire that you do a lot of outdoor sports and can build a PC. If everyone you know is boring it is probably you, though.

>>24739156
Your taste in music is perfect
And now that I've read the rest of the chart, you have really good taste and are chill in general
>>24733966
You really nailed the drawing of your country flag
>>24734497
A+ for films and books
>>24734601
10/10 for Clockwork Orange and Lain. But 'normal' is underrated. And most self-professed INTPs and INTJs are nowhere close to being either bye
>>24735095
I tried to learn MTG and just ended up getting frustrated with all the blue cards
>>24736170
You seem like a pseudo-intellectual e.g. you've picked high intelligence stats and emphasize that you love reading, but all the authors/artists/historical figures/musicians you've chosen are exclusively ones who are known to plebs. Some of them are even discredited.
>>24737452
Parasitologist with dreadlocks, you sound interesting
>>24738268
Yeah, you do seem good at drawing and design
All this INTP/INTJ shit everywhere has to stop. It's normal to feel we're more logical, organized, thoughtful, and creative than we actually are. But it doesn't make it true.
>>24738278
I really like you

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Come at me bro

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been a long time since ive done one of these

>>24740294
The boring people problem is mostly because I live in a small town I haven't been able to move out of yet and my interests are all to fuck
There are a few decent mates

>>24740294
>You seem like a pseudo-intellectual e.g. you've picked high intelligence stats and emphasize that you love reading, but all the authors/artists/historical figures/musicians you've chosen are exclusively ones who are known to plebs. Some of them are even discredited.
I don't know what you think you mean by "discredited" or why you believe the authors I like are "only known to plebs". I'm not an intellectual and I try not to pretend to be, but I study literature and I really do love reading. I think you're wrong to the core but could you be more specific?

>>24740418
Your tastes seem a little immature but I'd guess you come off like a really nice guy

>>24740423
hoo boy

>>24740294
im gonna scream CONNECT W ME

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>>24736170
++Maggot Brain

everyone else... i dunno

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Greetings, hello, and all that.

>>24740294
Hey anon, you seem pretty cool, do you have kik? Mine is fishyjelly3. Also in Aus btw

>>24739719
I'm not allowed on /r9k/ because I'm not a virgin. I'm also not a teen

>>24740294
I was going to say that I'd like to get busy with your lady bits, but then you accused me of having unwashed negro hair. That would be cultural appropriation you fucking shitlord.

>>24742104
Man, nice chart. upload the template? ++for louie and goldeneye and your aesthetic in general but fuck pink floyd desu senpai

>>24742171
>water
you are the master race

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>>24743111
It's from before I changed the fonts, but here's a raw form of my template.

Why the harsh words for Floyd?

>>24742171
Like me, but not as worthless.
>>24742104
I would go gay for you.
>>24740423
You seem like one of those memelord faggots.
>>24740418
I would like you better if you weren't as edgy.
>>24740294
I typically don't like people who only like one type of music. Although I like your honesty about liking trashy tv.

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Shit im late

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>>24734497
Fellow britbong with excellent vidya and book taste. Not bad.

>>24735905
Start liking Burzum again.

>>24737452
Sam Hyde/10

>>24738933
Decent vidya taste. Big music fans are cool.

Now rate me, /soc/.

>>24744843
Fellow /pol/ack/10

>>24744843
+black metal
+++bass
>>24744821
++qt
+big black
-meme grips
>>24742104
+++ufo
+the avalanches
>>24740418
----filthy frank
>>24739223
+++whitehouse
+merzbow
>>24737452
good vidya, shit books
>>24735905
+++om
++kyuss
++electric wizard
+++boris
+++sun o)))
best itt honestly
>>24736170
+velvet underground
+zappa
++/lit/
-pynchon
-far left

>>24744941
Check out Genocide Organ

>>24744843
Is this supposed to be a parody?

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>>24734497
What's your favorite kind of tea?

>>24734601
I'd date u, anon

>>24735095
What did you think of Nu52? I looked at Aquaman because I heard good things, but it just kinda seemed like generic capeshit to me

>>24737452
++Fable II
Have you tried out the bow you made? How good is it?

>>24738278
I'm a giant mass of pubes with legs. Does that mean you'll date me?
(Mirai Nikki was based btw)

>>24738760
++drink

>>24738933
You'll be cool and special if you play TF2 with me, nerd

>>24739156
How does one use a vape as a weapon?

>>24739223
You seem like one bodacious dude, dude

>>24740418
++SU
+Conan
+Hellboy
Minusthe shuriken or whatever, you seem bretty cool man

>>24742171
+Eva
Is your favorite superhero a Stand or whatever?

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Holy shit I can't believe I took the time to do this entire thing

>>24738278
Play dota and talk shit about animes with me <aus friend here.

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Make way, pleb coming through

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After doing this i feel more bogan than i should.

>>24745824
No?

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>>24744941
You got kik?

pic unrelated

>>24744843
How does he keep getting away with it?

>>24744941
Fuck you, my books are great. When I was 14 I went to a workshop run by Ian Livingstone on how to write your own choose-your-own-adventure books. Forget shakespeare, that's true literary genius.

>>24745931
Powerful as fuck. Punched my homemade arrow straight through a foam target and shredded by beautiful fletching that I made from a pheasant I killed. Need to get firmer targets before I try again.

Also kombucha is fucking rancid piss water, I don't understand how you can drink that shit.

>>24744821
You spelled colour wrong

>>24745931
>im better than you

>>24747402
>kombucha is rancid pisswater
Yeahhhh, i get that a lot desu. I dunno man, I just like the stuff

>>24748167
But anon, that's not what I was saying at all!

>>24738933
Hey you. Be my friend.

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Different chart, but I just finished it and fuck it, I want to post it somewhere.

>>24746158
someone r8 pls

>>24743998
++Big Chair
+Rumors and City to City

>>24745931
+Urbex photog. Been anywhere good?
--Blue Moon

>>24746814
give me info

>>24738933
>Death and the Dervish
Woah, that was unexpected. Scot living in Bosnia here. Give my greetings to the Motherland.

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/updated/

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toot toot

>>24750655
The "good" places I've been have all been in rural areas, but the best one was an abandoned living area for oil workers in the area. I think it was closed down in the 50's or so, but the main office building is still packed with all kinds of old jars, stuffed animals, blueprints, record books, etc.

>>24751462
So is green your favorite MtG color? It was my fave when I played it

>>24752255
>superhero
++superhero

>>24751423
Steam name: My Dad Sleeps on the Couch
Name: Chris

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>>24744843
based/10 would have a pint with you >>24746158
8/10; naruto is a shit animu and fuck cats
>>24746820
>pleb coming through
haven't seen a leaf this self-aware in ages
>>24751462
>Disk Golf
>"Tokyo Ghoul Police"
way overstated on int bruh.

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This is probably the first time I took a look at myself.

btw the "top albums" are the albums which i most listen to, i don't really believe they are the best albums I know though.

>>24753348
Actually under aged
>>24753685
You think being an atheist is the worst thing you can be?

>>24753706
well, what I meant was that, religion is a major part of me, probably the biggest.

without it life is kind pointless to me.

>>24749316
> open relationship
so you're a disloyal piece of shit that can't commit

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>>24735095
+nice music taste
google play music is the best streaming service dont listen to the haters
>>24735905
+dope music taste
+lemmy as superhero
+i like your political views
>>24736170
+zappa
i wish i had a cool dog
>>24738268
>max looks
your confidence should also be max then
u draw nice
>>24738278
i appreciate the variety in your question mark clipart
>>24738933
ur cool and special
anyway nice music
>>24740294
+brand new is gr8
>>24742104
holy shit someone else appreciates that supertramp album
also your chart looks neat
>>24743998
+origin of symmetry
>>24744821
every time i see you i point out that we're equally short
>>24752255
+music taste
+bob ross
>>24753685
+burnout 3

>>24753706
>I can't read
spot on m8

>>24736170
>your kind is part of the reason I stopped having sex with men. cheers for scallops though my man
lmfao what.. what's "my kind?"

>>24737452
>using google play music
>what is wrong with you
I've used all of the major streaming services, and GPM is the best one, imo.

>>24739223
>Godspeed and Bjork are great. Congrats on finding your ideal partner! Your videogames are good too
thanks friend~ i like your drug of choice (obv)

>>24740294
>I tried to learn MTG and just ended up getting frustrated with all the blue cards
It takes a lot of practice, honestly. My boyfriend taught me everything I know and I still feel like I'm learning, lol.

>>24753911
>+nice music taste
>google play music is the best streaming service dont listen to the haters
It really is. GPM is the shit, and thanks!
>motw
Is that maudlin of the well? Nice :D

>>24754132
>Is that maudlin of the well? Nice :D
yep, i love maudlin and absolutely adore Bath in particular!

>>24754164
It's been a long time since I heard their albums. Might be about ready for a revisit. They're definitely unique. What're you listening to lately?

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The first time I did this, it took me a lot of time </3

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new template lads

>>24753911
School is one of my favorite songs and the whole B-side of that album is a masterpiece... Rudy's probably the first song I ever considered emotionally moving.

also, + for Pumpkins and SSPU

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>>24738933
You seem cool but are you cool enough to add this Russian dude?
g1ebguy on Skype
glebguy on Kik

>>24754479
WHO THE HELL EVEN REMEMBERS THIS MANY ALBUMS

>>24754199
+Teeftoo
+Pokyourmom
+++Iron Giant
+weapon

>>24755449
I would have said it was a little towards the low end

>>24755449
>WHO THE HELL EVEN REMEMBERS THIS MANY ALBUMS
Literally everybody.

>>24744941
>-pynchon
meh, I'm still very much a pynchon apologist

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>>24733966
+1 for Goodfellas and Pulp Fiction
>>24734497
Lol Recettear. I liked that game, never seen or heard anyone reference it except the /v/ musical.
>>24734601
Pretty similar tastes in things. If you want a good, quick read I'd look into Brave New World. And you'll find someone eventually, just keep improving yourself and they will come.
>>24735095
Crossed and Berserk are amazing. Also Tactics is fun.
>>24735905
Have you ever read the Satanic Bible? I'm about halfway through and like it. Good movie tastes too, though I never really understood the appeal of the Piano Teacher.
>>24737452
Bloodlines and House of Cards. Nice.
>>24746158
>Anything Steven King
...Even Cell?
>>24753685
I think you got way more motivation and discipline than you give yourself credit for. Biomedical study can't be easy, and it's a lot better than a lot of what we all do. Keep up the good work!

>>24753911
>deftones
good
>not SSX tricky
bad

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Sorry the editing is shit, couldn't be bothered to do it properly

>>24758941
>420, photography and fashion
>9/11 intelligence
somehow I doubt that.
Good movie taste.
>likes one of the most hated politicians this country has every had
>Thinks other people should pay for his lifestyle
>Not even British
When you mature you'll understand how much of an embarrassment your political beliefs are.

>>24758781
Based choice of vidya

>>24753348
Based Country and Animal

>>24744843
Almost based

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>>24760555

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>>24733966
Not completed but what the hell, you can ask me for anything.

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Posted in another smaller thread.let's see if I can milk out some responses from you people.

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>>24733966
I'll submit my cringe thing