Fuck the other thread. Christmas assumption thread

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>>24730570
You're a scary dude.

>>24730576
Dissaproves of most people

>>24730591
Ye, that is accurate.

>>24730599
T. Psychological expert

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>>24730605
I think I look exceedingly edgy in that picture, so it wasn't probably that hard to guess.

>>24730611
Don't ruin my ego buzz

>>24730570

You require more souls

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>>24730570 (OP) #
Military or future military
>>24730576 #
Lives in the midwest

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Did everyone have a nice Christmas?

>>24731442
Fire
Kik? Add me : h100i

21m here

>>24731390
Funny you say that I signed up for the Army but was disqualified when I had a psychotic episode

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>>24731442
more is better mentality
>>24731450
cringe, probably not oyu
>>24731398
into chemistry
>>24731390
is single, maybe just broke up
>>24730570
does not look healthy at all...drink more water for a start
>>24730576
i would like to be at the beach right now...

>>24731390
Frequently in a state of disassociation
>>24731398
Introvert personified
>>24731442
Craves validation
>>24731783
Normal guy

>>24731903
...and that means?
>>24731903
reads serious stuff

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>>24730570
arranges everything in the shower according to how much soap is left in the bottle
>>24730576
sends people the same link to a rick roll in binary code
>>24731390
always posts "darude sandstorm" when someone asks for the song in a youtube comment
>>24731398
enjoys these sorts of threads but hates giving out assumptions
>>24731442
is never home due to how many things they are involved in, is only home to eat ramen and binge watch netflix
>>24731450
spends the time you should be studying watching old youtube memes
>>24731783
Played guiter while he was younger but stopped because he thought gaming was funnier
>>24731890
is pretty shit at making observations about people

>>24731890
Plots murders internally

>>24731924
Means you're socially normal and well adjusted, run of the mill guy

>>24731927
Insecure, physically weak

I WILL NOT LET THIS FUCKNG THREAD DIE

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>>24730570
You've seem some shit.
>>24730576
You're never satisfied.
>>24731390
You drive a shitty little Kia
>>24731398
Business major.
>>24731442
Self proclaimed makeup artist
>>24731450
In love with your best friend but he doesn't know you're gay
>>24731783
You smoke menthols
>>24731890
You work at a Costco
>>24731927
You drink girly drinks when you go out

>>24732084
Slightly a cumslut

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>>24730570
Look like a serial killer


>>24731927
>Hipster numale

>>24731398
yup, good holiday season and no snow = win


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as far as me i need a slap with reality, lay it on me

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>>24732148
Is a Dungeon Master
>>24732084
Is super ticklish
>>24731927
Is good at telling long stories
>>24731890
Has a horribly scarred left half of face
>>24731783
Plays the drums but not very well
>>24731442
gets high a lot for free
>>24731398
Is in a mediocre indie folk band
>>24731390
Loves Harry Potter, but not for the reasons you'd think

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>>24732148
You look like you love death metal.

>>24732155
You're currently having a tough time in the 7th grade.
>>24732084
You have an unsucessul make up channel on Youtube.
>>24731927
In the closet.
>>24732161
Plays guitar.

>>24732178
>Plays guitar.
fuck off

>>24732190
Love you too

>>24731927
Is cool

>>24732084
>>24731783
>>24731442
Are attention whored

The rest of you spent your Christmases alone or with a family you hate

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>>24732161
you probably get a lot compliments on your eyes :]
>>24732160
you get asked a lot about that ring on your finger
>>24732155
underage?
>>24732084
you prob get asked out a lot u beauty queen>>24731927
european?

>>24732601
Hope i am not too late

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>>24731783
Talks about ipa beers and is good at pingpong
>>24731890
You look like a guy named matt.
>>24731927
Has been on an electric scooter before. Assuming you're height is 5'7-5'9
>>24732084
Your room is a mess and you enjoy weed.
>>24732148
You definitely smoke weed. Look pretty chill
>>24732155
Too young
>>24732160
Might have a lisp but you look friendly
>>24732161
You enjoy choco tacos
>>24732594
You don't exactly strike me with anything interesting but you look attractive
>>24732601
You look like you listen to pantera or megadeath.

>>24733068
Funny you say that, I hate the left.

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>>24731442
6.5

>>24732084
8

>>24732594
6.5

>>24730570
Obvious sociopath

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Assume something about me other than that I'm depressed, tired, and use snapchat filters like a bitch

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>>24733153
Anothe picture for I guess better reference?

>>24733169
thicc

>>24733356
I'm on the left... #butstillyes

>>24733153
eccentric
>>24733116
streetstyle kid

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>Workaholic checking in

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>>24730576
Has a big pet dog

>>24731398
Claims to love the elder scrolls but has only played Skyrim

>>24731442
Works at an upscale clothing store

>>24731927
spends too much money on appearing wealthy and fashionable

>>24732084
Plays guitar and likes incense

>>24732160
You love puns and tell them at parties. Also a lightweight when it comes to drinking

>>24733153
You have a buddha statue in your house

>>24736328
You unironically love websites like ThinkGeek and Jinx and have a bunch of bumper stickers that proudly proclaim the things you love.

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Have fun

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Only 4:30 am

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dont let this die

>>24736435
>>24736389
damn you two look pale and depressed, cheer up
>>24736386
artistic ambitions
>>24736328
worked on xmas

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hi there

>>24738365
eastern european blue collar
>>24738367
married

>>24738761
No :-)

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hello peeps, assume the heck out of me pls

>>24738828
Gay pothead

>>24738828
lives in the swamps. neglected as a child. introverted. possibly a virgin.

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>>24730570
I'm the young man on the right

>>24730570
spooky

>>24731442
goes to clown college

>>24732160
gets cucked every tuesday

>>24732594
gets compliments about ur eyeballs

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>>24738367
wow, you're adorable. You look very happy
>>24738828
closeted mtf
>>24739390
virgin

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>>24739400
what on earth

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Pic is hot off the press

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>>24730570
browses /fit/ way too much
>>24731390
might own a business
>>24731442
speaks more than three languages
>>24731783
you remind me of a friend. he's an architect, so I assume you are too. Or you're into motocross.
>>24732084
...you like... starbucks... and... uggs?
>>24732148
owns three bongs. knows all about the different kinds of mushrooms.
>>24732155
secretly racist on call of duty
>>24732161
nordic, plays drums in a death metal band.
>>24732594
organic chemistry major but nobody thinks you know anything about chemistry
>>24732601
plays bass in the same band as >>24732161
>>24733003
works in IT
>>24736386
works/acts in a small theater. I had the same windbreaker in the 1st grade.
>>24736389
really into NFL
>>24738263
likes craft beer and coffee
>>24736435
played soccer in college
>>24739395
just assuming you're the grandma and your two grandsons have introduced you to 4chan. stay away from /b/ and /r9k/
>>24740560
you look exactly like my cousin. assuming you are incredibly smart.

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>>24740791
You hate your life
>>24740560
People always tell you how much you look like Leonardo DiCaprio, can't keep a girl
>>24739395
Too nice>
>24739390
You just want some friends
>>24738828
Never really fit in, boring life
>>24738365
Cries a lot, dad probably beat mum
>>24738263
You'd give away an entire pack of cigarettes before smoking one
>>24736389
Really nice guy
>>24736386
Sort of weird, wasn't too popular in HS

>>24740791
You look like a smart guy who probably makes a living on YouTube with anarchocapitalist podcasts walking a thin line between far-right and fascist. I feel like you'd tell me all about RK selection theory.

>>24742531
Part of that whole Yale thing? I guess I can't tell with the flash so bright.

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>>24738263
theatrical
>>24739400
unhappy
>>24740791
likes cars
>>24742531
doesn't like to be seen..?

>>24742572
What Yale thing

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>>24735566
likes tacos
>>24736328
just wants to be cuddled
>>24736386
likes art
>>24736389
is serious
>>24736435
wears fuccboi clothing
>>24738263
is close to nature
>>24738365
dropped right out of military
>>24738367
likes to travel
>>24738828
mostly plays vidya
>>24739390
woah bra, pink, you sure about that?
>>24740560
wingardium leviosa
>>24739400
pepe
>>24740560
likes hip hop
>>24740791
is a transporter
>>24742531
maximum insecurity
>>24742593
has no boyfriend

>>24742593
likes it in the mouth