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/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplaying General -- "I was busy getting drunk and forgot to bump the thread" edition

>What is ERP?
This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL" can be the elf princess or the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or even the dragon that keeps her. Perhaps you're a sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything can be fun if you find a way to make it work.

>What is F-List?
F-List is a site dedicated to typefucking. It offers multiple exchange options, such as PM, IM and even Forum or group settings.The most powerful tool, however, is the profile and its bbcode possibilities

>How do I get started?

Create an account on https://www.f-list.net/ and make your first character! It will ask you for a character name before any description or images, From there it's just a matter of fleshing out your creation by completing the description, kinks list, and adding some images. If you're ever confused, seeking feedback, or just want to display your character, post the profile here!

>So, I made my Character, what now?

After you've created your character and are ready to ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 (or download the SlimCat client) from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Browse through the various channels and find the ones which interest you and/or apply to your character.

>Where do you guys hang out?

/erp/lounge
/join ADH-209ec6f9aa093715b5d9
/tg/Chat
/join ADH-0569643e9ec79f8d290e

We have a discord if you wanna use that
https://discord.gg/6sKFzX8

Other places to consider and pastebins:
www.litphoria.com
#TruERP on Rizon (IRC)
Lola's profile guide 2.0: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ufmY2grzI16vKudsZnEvf2_gEn4umWkgKJ60KkcgSSg/edit
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>>24721409
I have problem, pls help erp sage
For many years I have shunned erp out of bitterness because I can't find women who are into what I'm into and can actually write. So I end up eventually just erping as the woman which is entirely unsatisfying erotically, but by that point I'm just trying to salvage the venture by having one erp that doesn't make my autism twitch, even if it leaves me feeling cold and dead.
Then the other guy erping the man is an even shittier writer than the women were and I hang myself in my fucking closet.
I'm now on my 48th incarnation, how can I stop this from happening?
Also wasn't f-list completely overrun by furries years ago?
send help
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What happened to the old thread? Did it just die or did the OP delete it?
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>>24721691
Read the edition line
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>>24721409
Oh huh the thread died?

>>24721518
"can't find stuff I want, make it instead" is a common approach ad your problem is a common one as well. Post the shit you want, maybe somebody will be in it

>Also wasn't f-list completely overrun by furries years ago?
Uh, no? It always was heavy furry and will always be, but it's not limited to them.

Finding a match /in here/ is low odds on account of low population, so do try flist. Don't worry about furs.

>>24721691
Just died from ~9 hours of nobumps.
There's like 15 minutes since creation limit on deleting anyway.
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>>24721518
>For many years I have shunned erp out of bitterness because I can't find women who are into what I'm into and can actually write.
What are you into exactly? I might know a private room you can try if it tickles your fancy.

>Then the other guy erping the man is an even shittier writer than the women were and I hang myself in my fucking closet.
Considering you're still typing, I'm guessing your kink is erotic asphyxiation. I kid, I kid...

>Also wasn't f-list completely overrun by furries years ago?
I thought F-list started as a furry oriented site, and just kind of branched out to an everybody site? Hence being able to mention in your profile about your preferences specifically towards furries.
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>>24721409
any erp discords?
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>>24722151
>Hence being able to mention in your profile about your preferences specifically towards furries.
Hah, funny you mention that, I was just going to do my statistician shtick and go see how many profiles are in every category of that.

Lessee
>fur only ~13 350
>humie ok fur preferred ~21 780
>both are fine ~94 700
>fur ok humie pref ~30 940
>humans only ~28 730

So as we can see, the majority swings both sides, but there is actually a notable leaning towards the human end of the spectrum.

>total selected any option: 189 490
>total NOT selected any option: 144 470

...plus a big portion of "its a mystery"
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>>24722188
(Oh and these are all done with "online in last week" limit as is my usual.)
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>>24722207
Huh, even at full lifetime of the site, human-preferring side still outweighs furry-preferring side as 102k to 78k, with neutral still reigning at 181k.
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Well I tried shamchat for a giggle. Got a bite on third try.
http://pastebin.com/FfyYHaXy
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holy shit, posting in the first 100 comments before it dries up and turns into namefags arguing!

..so one of my ERP partners keeps saying she loves me and isn't really keeping to the theme of the rp anymore... Its a big warning flag. How can I be classy about addressing it?
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>>24723396
We need more details. What's the context of her saying it?
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hey, i'm looking for someone who's into playing games with fap buddies. I'f you would like to add me my skype is: lewdsan@hotmail.,com
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>>24723444
literally saying "I love you" when logging in.
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>>24723477
[email protected] *
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>>24723493
Could be just jokey or friendly or affectionate without really loving you...

But yes it's a red-flag. Ask her about it? "Is this an LDR now?!" or something.

I assume she plays a submissive pink and you a dom blue? If so, she could well be filling in IRL loneliness with online romance.
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>>24723504
It started out with her being dominant and me being submissive, but now its more often than not reversed
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>>24722145
>>24722151
Okay. I don't really want to say what I'm into because a lot of retarded pedophiles and furshits and also just generally crude people are also into it, albeit mostly out of completely different motivations.
Also a lot of faggots are into it, and a lot of them are the type who would make a female profile to straight-bait.
Thinking it over, it's sort of unusual that I've lurked so many years while having this fetish and am still true straight.

>>24722188
>>24722207
>>24722229
I always though "f-list" stood for "fetish list", not "furry list", but I'm not so sure now. If it was always 50/50 animalfuckers, perhaps I was false.
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>>24723544
I'm going to guess then change corresponded with her falling for you.
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>>24723610
>Okay. I don't really want to say what I'm into because a lot of retarded pedophiles and furshits and also just generally crude people are also into it, albeit mostly out of completely different motivations.
>Also a lot of faggots are into it, and a lot of them are the type who would make a female profile to straight-bait.
>Thinking it over, it's sort of unusual that I've lurked so many years while having this fetish and am still true straight.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess your fetish is either cross-dressing (while still remaining straight) or straight-shota.
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>>24724116
Actually no, but neither were bad guesses given what you knew.
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>>24723610
You're anonymous right now, stop pussying and spill the beans.

>I always though "f-list" stood for "fetish list", not "furry list", but I'm not so sure now. If it was always 50/50 animalfuckers, perhaps I was false.
The origin of the name is kind of a mystery by now.
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>>24724860
Origins aside, fetish list actually matches the site's functionality.
Because just about every profile you're expected to make a list of fetishes.
You're not expected to make lists of furries.
There are tools to show how compatible your list of fetishes is with somebody else's list of fetishes. no such thing for comparing your list of furries to somebody else's furry list.
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>>24724872
Pretty much, yes.
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I like the idea of the room "Step Up and Fuck", but theres too many damn furries and too many restrictions. someone should make a human/humanoid version of the room at least. I would play the fuck out of it.

its fun to have a goal for erp.
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>>24724922
do it
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>mfw busty barbarians or warrior-women with fat nipples and a lust for members that make them gape

Why am I so in love with these types of partners, goddamn.
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>>24724922
every room ever eventually turns into idlers who refuse to talk, even if the room is based on fucking in public
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>>24724116
>straight is an obscure fetish
wow
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>>24725256

true but its supposed to combat that with a point system. You get points for fucking. It gives people an incentive to fuck. Its a leaderboard for fucking in public.

The room seems to always have active people. People naturally want to be rewarded for things. I guess f-list fame and views are the incentive.


>>24724963

but i'm so lazy and I hate responsibility ;_;
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Oh, hey, it's this thread.

Been a while, o slags and sybarites. Been keeping yourself depraved and degenerate, I hope. Free of kin-strife would be nice, too.

Speaking of kin doing stuff, have a log from my final days. I'd like to see if I can get some more stuff up over the next few days, but no guarantees.

http://pastebin.com/97sd31Q3

Merry Christmas, you mongrely bunch of degenerates.
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>>24725254
You have good taste, Anon. Something along those lines was one of those planned projects of mine that never got off the ground. Shouganai, ne.
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>>24725261
It is when it's straight.
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>>24725374

Well that's a shame, but that's just how it goes!
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>>24725254
>>24725587
Lucky for you, I've got a warrior woman profile. Want to try to set something up?
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>>24725587
I mean, really, massive megacocks are just another challenge to face down and overcome. Right?
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>>24725623
>Want to try to set something up?

Of course I want to set something up! Throw me a profile and I'll throw you a PM!

(Only problem is I haven't made the profile I said I would last thread, procrastination and the holiday season go together like eggnog and rum.)
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>>24725688
Ah, sorry. I'm a bit shy about posting profiles in public places for posterity. But when you get around to making your own (and it doesn't even have to be fully completed), if you post it I'll PM you. :)
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>>24725678

Oh, absolutely! Taking a minotaur's cock is like climbing up a mountain.

One inch at a time~
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>>24725698

Bah! I see what you're doing and I will do it, but it'll be at least until Tuesday before I can really sit down and hammer this guy out.

Here's a filthy observer meme profile I made back when dankness (and Game of Thrones) was a thing. Send me a PM there and I can get to conjuring a custom-crafted cock to cram inside a cunt.

https://www.f-list.net/c/fookin%20legend/
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>>24725718
Alright, will do. It won't be tonight though, I'm afraid. The holidays also have me wrapped up visiting relatives for the weekend. I'll get in touch with you in the next 2 or 3 days though. Thanks!
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>>24725254
Awesome taste anon. I wish there was more interest in modern warrior women though.
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>>24725735
Why wouldn't there be?
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>>24725743
I have no idea, they just aren't as popular.
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>>24725776
Go forth and proselytize, then.
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>>24725776

I'd wager it's because roleplaying modern is a touch more fickle for people than a fantasy world - it's easy to craft a generic medieval setting, but it's embarrassing to fuck-up something obviously unrealistic in a modern one.

(That said, Ansa & Amadi is one of the hottest fucking pastebins I've ever read and that's Modern-ish featuring a warrior woman. God damn that's the kind of partner I want!)
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>>24725782
How should I?

>>24725793
It's really shouldn't be. You shouldn't even try for total realism, it would kill all the fun.


>Ansa & Amadi is one of the hottest fucking pastebins I've ever read and that's Modern-ish featuring a warrior woman
I will be your best friend if you paste it
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>>24725835
http://pastebin.com/1F0GDvJy

It's nestled in beside the other pastebin I tossed up earlier.
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>>24725846
>M/F, interracial, consensual, uniforms & skin-tight flight suits, foul-mouthed tomboy troopers, dirty talking rough sex, fellatio, deep-throating, facefucking, shameless cock worship, power-bottoming, cum facials, anal sex up against a wall, messy, sweaty & drool-laden fucking, ass-to-mouth, weirdly-accented speech patterns.
>mfw

It's like someone wrote this for me.
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>>24725896

It's the only pastebin I've saved and reused.

Fucksmiths like that don't come every day.
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>>24725896
Well, actually, I wrote it for myself (and for Amadi, who is an absolute jewel). But it turned out pretty well, so I'm glad people enjoy it.
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>>24725912
Funny, the only pastebin you've ever saved was a modern setting. The only pastbin I've ever saved was a fantasy setting.

http://pastebin.com/CvR9v8Y2

Warning: contains femdom semi-feral dragongirl fucking.

>>24725929
Can we be friends?
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>>24725948
I'm officially retired these days, but I remain a friend of all who appreciate good prose-porn.
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>>24725952
Then friends we shall be.

Why'd you retire, if I may ask?
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>>24725985
I was spending dozens of hours a week on F-List, and since my significant other finally moved back from the opposite side of the continent this fall, I decided I'd rather dedicate that kind of time and effort to them.

Not gonna deny, I do miss the ol' wordsmut, and I miss a lot of the people I met doing it even more. But life's moved on and on balance I'm happier and more content now than I have been in... well, decades, probably.
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>>24726000
That actually makes me happy, it's way too often that people leave ERP on a negative note. Hopefully you'll get a chance to get back into it one day on a more limited basis.
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>>24726063
Oh yeah, I've got nothing but good memories and fond reflections of my typetrolloping times. It's why I say I retired, not "quit" - I've reached a point in my life where I feel like I ought to be focusing my efforts elsewhere. It's a little bittersweet, but I don't exactly regret it.
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>>24726079
miss you red. still wish we did it.
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Merry christmas you bunch of nerds
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>>24718597
Sorry for late reply.

I've got this concept of a teen mom slut who's juggling school with raising a six-year-old, getting swole, and having her brains fucked out on the regular. Light, story-driven, vanilla stuff, really.

But really I haven't had the time for ERP, like I said. Maybe in January if I get my shit sorted.
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>>24726562
There's always gonna be the one that got away. Or more than one, as the case may be. Hope the times're treating you well!
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>>24727137
>teen mom
>6 year old

That's getting into some pretty damn disturbing implications...
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>>24728380
Some girls grow up quick
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>>24728380
It's not her son, her boyfriend a few years older than her is a single father and she fills in as mother.

That hotter?
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>>24728422
She can't very well be a teen slut with a boyfriend, can she?

A sister being left to raise her little bro after her parents die would be the best option, imo.
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>>24728483
>She can't very well be a teen slut with a boyfriend, can she?
He lets his friends take turns with her?

>A sister being left to raise her little bro after her parents die would be the best option, imo.
Good one! They could get separated some other way if being an orphan is too tragic.
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>>24728494
>Good one! They could get separated some other way if being an orphan is too tragic.

Oh! How about their mom died soon after giving birth to her bro. Their dad travels a lot for work, so she ends up doing most of her bro's parenting herself.

That's some real animu quality backstory right there.
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>>24728380
>>24728422
It's almost endearing how you two scramble to justify it!

I really wanted to just make plain the fact she lives a sex casual life in a light setting, as well as giving her empirically mom-like quality by... Well, you know. And breeding is top tier for me.

But you are right, I should afford some flexibility with her scenario.
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>go to f-list because you guys say it's not completely overrun with furries
>extra shitty furry mascot in header
J U S T
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>>24728723
18-6=12, and that's the kindest scenario. Kinda hard to keep a light setting when the backstory implies your character was sexually abused as a preteen.

Besides, oneesans are magical...
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it totally sucks rebuilding your F-List profile from the ground up. Right now I just have my generic hub profile. Gnolls are loves, right? I only play monsters, cause I'm a fag like that
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>>24729272
Why do you have to rebuild it? What happened to it the first time?
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>>24729436
Old account info and I dropped off the face of the planet.

Plus I'm a lot better now than I used to be, so I decided to just say fuck it and rewrite everything. I'm getting started on individual stuff tonight. I wish I had some sloots to RP with though
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https://www.f-list.net/c/polly-chan/

i'm just gonna put this here and see if anyone from a million years ago is still here
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>>24729460
Would dick savagely/10
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>>24729533
wew anon that's lewd, how could i have expected that from the ERP thread
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>>24729547
Shh we all know you're super lewd and want that dick
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Here's my basic profile for right now. Pls be gentle. I'm still getting my bearings on F-List!

https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20electric%20paladin/
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>>24729460

:^)
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>>24728871
Well I guess I was stretching suspension of disbelief among other things. I'll see about revamping the profile some time
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>>24728544
With a backstory like that I'd want her to end up fucking pops.

>>24728723
I don't mind the original plot to be honest. Just make the kid younger or suspension of disbelief/nobody mentioning the age issue.
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Merry Christmasu Every-nyan!


>>24730029
I should note that I really love backstories, to point that I'll often make more references to my partner's backstory than they themselves do. Other players probably won't care as much. But a consistent backstory is always a nice thing to have.

>>24730118
>With a backstory like that I'd want her to end up fucking pops.
Not a fan, but whatever gets you off.
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Hello /erpg/! Merry Christmas <3
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merry christmas anon
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>[15:36] System: Broadcast from Ryu: On behalf of F-List Staff, Happy Holidays. Wishing you all the best in this holiday season.
The war on Christmas is real.
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>>24730812
I know this post is ironic, but god I wish /pol/ would stop leaking into the real world.
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>>24724922
It doesn't work, I've tried. People are too shy/picky.
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>>24730812
A friend of mine went out for his Christmas Eve birthday last night wearing a Vietnam War-era steel military helmet... on top of a Santa cap. He declared himself "the War on Christmas."

It was fantastic, right up until the helmet kept sliding off his face because he got sloppy drunk and refused to strap the damned thing on his head properly.
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>>24731408
Sounds like a bro-tier friend
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New Gnoll RPer looking for feedback and/or RP on his half-done profile.

https://www.f-list.net/c/zax%20gorepaw/
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I guess I might as well post my profile instead of just shitposting. We can spend Christmas together crying over Zeon losing the One Year War.

https://www.f-list.net/c/kate%20verloren/
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>>24729878
DELETE THIS NOW
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>>24732253
Awesome, I love UC Gunda-

>Sieg Zeon

Die in a fire, rebel scum
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>>24732706
Feddy scum like you deserve to get colony dropped, why don't you just let Zeon be independent? Why do you have to go and murder innocent zeeks like Bernie and Garma? Why do you use beam weapons to shoot down transports loaded with civilians and medical supplies? Why do you rape innocent jungle girls? Why did you go and build mobile suits like the GP02 which were capable of using nuclear warheads? You feddies are all scum.
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>>24732798
That's high and mighty talk coming from a nation that murdered 5.5 billion people in a surprise attack. That's billion, with a B. 3 billion of them were your fellow spacenoids too. Why don't you go explain the value of spacenoid independence to the corpses of Sides 1, 2, and 4?

And why? You already had your shitty colony to yourselves. You were already practically independent. But that wasn't enough for you was it? You won't be satisfied till every human being is crushed underneath Zabi's boot. Well no fucking more. We will rain down upon you with a fury the likes of which have never been seen in this solar system. You will rue the day you forgot who made you, and who will unmake you.
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>>24732881
Christmas truce hatefuck. Christmas truce hatefuck!
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>>24732881
Your filthy feddy facts are nothing more than propaganda. The feds droppd the colony on themselves to try and justify starting a war with Zeon. Feddies are the masters of false flagging, just look into operation stardust. The feds wanted an excuse to get the titans into power, declare martial law and wipe out as many surviving zeeks as possible, so they got Delaz to act as a double agent, pretending to be a Ghiren Loyalist while actually being a feddy plant. He rallied up remaining zeeks and fooled them into trying to steal the GP02, and literally everyone knows how that ended up. Gato ended up killing all the fleet commanders opposed to the titans taking power, allowing them to pull of a coup d'etat. Then Cima who was promised pardon if she defected was MURDERED by the very group she intended to rendezvous with. Realizing that he had been played like a fiddle, Gato tried to redeem himself by attempting to honorably commit suicide in battle after preparing to drop a colony on the remote mountain base the titan conspirators were hiding, but Kou "Fucking carrots" Uraki sabotaged the controls causing it to land in north america. causing a massive food shortage.

And lets not even begin to talk about the École du Ciel, you feddies are fucked up monsters, who will do anything to get in bed with Anaheim.

>>24732934
>fucking feddy scum
>vomiting animu girls.jpg
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>>24732881
>Feddy babymen living under their oligarchs like good sheep while playing around with mobile suits that look more like overdesigned toys and less like warmachines
>Making Side 3 academy students prepare for killing their own people pre-war because you feared a revolt from the people you treated like slaves
>Breaking nuclear treaties as already brought up
>Totally okay with the Titans using and executing people at a whim to get at someone else while also clearly subjugating and eradicating Spacenoids

Goddamn, I wanna drop a colony on you right now.
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>>24732961
Do I have to rip open your spacesuit so you can smell their nerve gassed corpses?

And seriously, Delaz as a federation plant? I wish to god he was, maybe then he might have had second thoughts about murdering three quarters of our navy and bringing Earth to the brink of starvation. We gave you a second chance, and this is how you repay us? The Titans were too lenient with you.

>>24732934
I'd rather have my dick shot off.
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>>24733037
>Spacenoids wear space suits Huehuehuehue Am I funneh yet GuAIZ?
fuck you racist feddy piece of shit, pople like you make me wish Char actually succeeded in dropping Axis.
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>>24732975
You assholes lived better than anyone. Clean, filtered air and water? No crime, no homelessness, no pollution? Do you know haw many on Earth still dream of having what you have?

And how do you repay this generosity? You betray us, you attack us, you murder your own kind just to hurt us. And you call us the monsters???

>>24733071
We should have wiped you fuckers out after the One Year War. Exterminated you like the cockroaches you are.

[spoiler]You are both lovely people and I enjoy RPing with you[/spoiler]
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>>24724922
Between the publicfuck discissons on here and 8ch I have been actually tempted to make one room.

I feel that it would work best with a strong start by the room opener - slut, slut, slut it up for at least a couple days, with no stops pulled. Then see if it got the momentum.
I even have kinda character in mind for it - slimegirl queen, for all kinds of fun physical shapes plus tentacles and so on. (Based on how I've joined an RP group with a slimey and by god is she a main driving slut of the community in there by now)

On the downside, my European TZ is going to put a damper on the superlutting plan. And I won't be able to start it until the post-NY week anyway.
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>>24733102
>You assholes lived better than anyone. Clean, filtered air and water? No crime, no homelessness, no pollution? Do you know haw many on Earth still dream of having what you have?
Blame it on the misfortune of your birth?
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>>24733134
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>>24733134
>>24733137
I could have, if you hadn't tried to kill me for having the nerve to ask that you -gasp- contribute something back to the planet you left behind. But no, spacenoid independence. Fuck the people who help you get where you are, you got yours.

Everything else is just politics.
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So, who's still around these parts now and days?
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>>24733774
I've been here since /tg/.
Granted, I'm not a profile shower-off, but still. I've been here for ALL.
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>>24733774
Wouldn't you like to know.

>>24730372
You dont like her being used goods, though?
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>>24733774
I suspect the regulars are still around, but as long as they hide themselves so well that we can't tell who they are, then I guess there probably won't be issues, since they can't be themselves and start retard slapfights again.
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>>24733995
The two shits are incapable of stealth.
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So is that one idiot who claims to be a fucking expert on all kinks still here? I think it was Rory or whatever? Is that autist still around? Because if he/she is, y'all are fucking up.
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>>24734655
He seems to be absent from this and the previous threads.
Why or if he's planning to return remains a mystery.

And yeah, if he resumes his shittery, there will be no recovery for the threads.
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Hope you all had a nice Christmas weekend!

Looking forward to a year full of lewd?
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>>24733774
I've been here since /tg/, but I've never done anything important enough for anons to hate/admire me.

>>24733922
>You dont like her being used goods, though?
Used goods are best goods!

That particular scenario, a young girl slutting around because she was sexually abused by a family member in her childhood, hits a little bit too close to a RL situation me and my family went through. But that's just me, and god knows I can get off to stuff with darker implications sometimes.
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>>24736532
What darker implications do you get off to?
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>>24736559
At worst? Either the master/slave play or the hypno/mc.
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So is posting your profile here frowned upon?

Also I totally saw this general on /tg/ all the time, what happened? I figured 'roleplaying' would be more /tg/'s speed.
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>>24737303
The exact opposite, it's encouraged.
Smut was too icky for the wholesome christian board that /tg/ is, according to the mods.
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https://telegram.me/joinchat/ESWlm0FuGSfyYkP7GSmzng


E-roleplayers welcome
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>>24737347
Explain further.
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>>24735352
>Looking forward to a year full of lewd?
For once yeah. After a long burnout, I'm getting into gear and making plans.
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I want to bully someone >:l
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>>24738104
Go find some tiefling to paladin at?

..ohwait that's just a hub, not a real paladin.
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>Two furry anthros going at it with short one-liners in a channel
>One's continually posting just "/me pounds harder and faster" over the course of a half hour
>The other's just squirming and moaning

Remember to spay and neuter your pets.

>>24737303
It's definitely encouraged, some of us constructively critique and give advice too.
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>Find profile that is literally everything you're looking for.
>They only do longass multi paragraph rps and get offended if you post less than 6 lines per post.
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>>24738104
You wouldn't bully the apathetic heal-focused cleric who always has your back when you get too intoxicated and are proposing to minotaurs right?

Not even if he agreed to dress as a girl just for you to finally get you to go back home?
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>>24738759

Of course I'd bully you like that. I'd probably let the minotaur take his fun out of you for a few gold thrown my way too. It's not evil to pimp out my healer, you wouldn't want it if you didn't dress so lewdly
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>>24738376
I'm still building my character vault. what do you think; Orc, Old Man, or Tiefling as my Paladin? (Dragonborn r gay)
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Here's a profile for strange petplay things.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Ginger%20Whelan/
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>>24738875
Human or Tiefling! Orcs feel more cliche.
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>>24739824
See that's what I was feeling. Plus that sweet demon dick, right? Either that or pray on those daddy issues.

[spoiler]I've been using so many different wifi's my id keeps changing[/spoiler]
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>>24738704
I don't get it man, you can't write more than a paragraph or two without taking control of their character. Is that what they want, for me to play their character for them?
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>>24740241
You can, actually, write more than that without dragooning another person's character. It's just a question of whether it's worth the effort and how much nuance/detail you want to go into. There is definitely a point of diminishing returns on that kind of stuff, and there's a lot to be said for a brisk pace.

...Says the guy whose logs tend to be monolithic affairs.
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hey its boring femanon here again :~)
im mostly vanilla save for incest/age gaps/wrestlesex/baras but im in the mood to talk scenarios noncommitally; i pretty much always want someone to help me bully my poor characters lol
mite drop discord or get a kik idk ;-0
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>>24741015
Like most things, it depends on the situation. When establishing scenes, having my character interact with NPCs, or non-sexual stuff during long term RPs then I can easily do 6+ paragraphs. But when we get down to the, well lets call it the "nitty gritty" then it's tricky to do more than 1-2, 3-4 if I'm being very detailed.

I will distinguish between that and swapping complete multi-paragraph story portions, which is also really fun. But I like knowing what I'm getting into beforehand.

>>24741030
Oh yeah, typical HS girl right? Post some ideas, maybe someone will bite.
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am I cancer for wanting people to send me notes of them raping my characters in their sleep? I really like somnophilia, but actually roleplaying it out always feels retarded.
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>>24741112
That would be me!! I'm thinking of dicking around with a more approachable character/chopping the hs stuff out of any currents i have because it's less of a requirement/kink than it is remnants of my dark ff.net past clinging to my current self kek
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>>24741157
Like, you want people to just send you multi-paragraph descriptions what they're doing while you send nothing back? That's pretty cancer.

>>24741206
What were you thinking of?
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>>24733995
Always watching.
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>>24741015
>>24741112
Yeah, shit's hard. I try to add a lot, but it not always works.

I really need to stop lazying off on my plans to sentence by sentence dissect some of the more verbose logs to see how that ticks.

(Red and Aislinne, hello to you both)
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>>24741811
I've always been of the opinion that good writing is good writing. A lot of times I find prose more inspiring than F-list logs. Plus, you get to read porno. Can't go wrong with that.

But yeah, I hear you. There are days where it feels like my partner is effortlessly throwing off A++ quality writing while I'm chugging along with a C-. I don't know how they do it.

(I'm not either of those people, sorry)
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>>24741919
>But yeah, I hear you. There are days where it feels like my partner is effortlessly throwing off A++ quality writing while I'm chugging along with a C-. I don't know how they do it.
I generally manage to sync up with the partners I have, but it really depends on the kinks involved.
Having some low-burn cuddlefuck had us both give out just 2-3 sentences; while diving into a tentacle pit was giving a lot more things to write.

Most disparity I had was in writing inanimate TFs - but that's kinda unavoidable with the territory, and I enjoy writing my side anyway.

>(I'm not either of those people, sorry)
Oh I know, Red is the other guy I quotelinked and Aislinne is the post right above mine.
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>>24741965
>I generally manage to sync up with the partners I have, but it really depends on the kinks involved.
Oh yeah, proper subbing is hard. At least for me it is, although I like to think I'm getting better.

But it's very rarely a problem that halts play, if you've got a good partner. They'll be getting off to their own writing as much as yours anyway.
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>>24742043
>Oh yeah, proper subbing is hard.
Yeah, thus I don't mind when the mostly-objectified character can't do anything, and the end is basically me writing solo at all.

In less extreme kink cases, I've had mostly pretty eager subs, so that's been nice.

Its funnily contrasting with how hard I find it to get the idea for the setup of the thing - I basically have to squeeze the scenario out of the other party with barely any from myself.
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>>24742085
>Yeah, thus I don't mind when the mostly-objectified character can't do anything, and the end is basically me writing solo at all.
I've been on the other side, so I know from direct experience. But still, it's a guilty fap.

>In less extreme kink cases, I've had mostly pretty eager subs, so that's been nice.
Power subs are magical...

>Its funnily contrasting with how hard I find it to get the idea for the setup of the thing - I basically have to squeeze the scenario out of the other party with barely any from myself.
I've got the opposite problem, I'm a little too good at scenario construction. I can see a profile, construct a scenario, play it out in my mind, and then feel like I've finished with it before ever contacting them.

This happens to me multiple time a week, and I really need to stop doing it.
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>>24742142
>Power subs are magical...
Aw yeaaah, you know it.

>I can see a profile, construct a scenario, play it out in my mind, and then feel like I've finished with it before ever contacting them.
Had that happen in a few times I did have an idea too.
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>tfw the one who got me into ERP years ago is online
>tfw chatting
>tfw chatting about scene ideas
>tfw she admits she wants younger and younger characters in the RP
>tfw she is still basically admitting she is more kinky than she lets on
It is a good feel.
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>>24742142
Sometimes I find this to be a helpful habit because there are often more people I want to play with than time allows.
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>>24742540
Getting too into habit can be detrimental but as long as you actually do some of the stuff then I guess it's ok.
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>>24742085
>>24742142
What makes a sub great or a power sub?
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I think this needs to be said again, for newcomers and from embittered veterans alike:

Write your profile under the assumption that, until proven otherwise, whoever reads it is perfectly sound of mind.

Respond to PMs under the assumption that, until proven otherwise, whoever you're talking to is a psychopath who knows your home address, but magically forgets it if you push the Ignore button.
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>>24744030
>never reply to PMs
Isn't that going a bit far?

Anyway it sounds like you have some stories to tell.
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>>24744030
>never reply to PMs
>Isn't that going a bit far?

You sorry piece of slippery-slope shit, you're exactly the sort of nutjob I'm trying to avoid.
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>>24744054
I know where you live and /soc/ has no ignore button to make me forget!
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>>24744164
FUCK! I knew there was a flaw in my cunning plan!
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>>24744030
>Respond to PMs under the assumption that, until proven otherwise, whoever you're talking to is a psychopath who knows your home address, but magically forgets it if you push the Ignore button.
Or a furry jerking off on your feet.

Wait no that's actually literally what they are, no assumptions necessary.
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>>24743524
Exactly. I need to stop doing that and actually do RP.

>>24743909
A power sub is a sub who takes an active role in directing the RP, either IC or OOC. Best description I ever heard was "You can tell any sub to bow, but a power sub will grind their face into the dirt without you even having to ask".

You don't have to be a power sub to be a great sub, it's just a factor in how you play. Non-power subs are very reactionary, they focus a lot on what their character is thinking and feeling. Power subs are more focused on their character's actions, and things they can do for their partner.

>>24744030
>Respond to PMs under the assumption that, until proven otherwise, whoever you're talking to is a psychopath who knows your home address, but magically forgets it if you push the Ignore button.
This right here is the worst part of F-list. It's not okay to act like an asshole just because someone is contacting you for the first time.
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>>24744318
>It's not okay to act like an asshole just because someone is contacting you for the first time.

This. I always wait until the contacting party starts to act crazy or be an asshole before I go into asshole mode myself.
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>>24744318

Apparently I need to spell this shit out for y'all.

You'll get approaches from people who haven't read your profile. You'll get approaches from people who read your profile and decided to give zero fucks about it. You'll get approaches from people who buckshot-PM an entire channel in the hope of scoring anybody at all. You'll get approaches from people whose entire profile screams CRIPPLING MENTAL DISORDERS. You'll get approaches from people who don't give a fuck about you and want nothing more than a wall to bounce their kinks off from, regardless of whether you're into those or not. You'll get approaches from people who have no further goal than to milk you for everything you've got while offering the bare minimum in return.

If you think their approach makes sense, and you can see why they'd want to play with you, respond, whether to get something going, or decline.

Otherwise, play dead.
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>>24744405
The problem is you're acting like everyone is like that, even the people who approach you with honest intentions. And you're losing good RPs because of it.
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>>24744318
So proactive subbing? Does the concept of power subbing not work for noncon scenes, since the sub is necessarily reactive there by resisting?
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>>24744882
The term "power sub" originated with the IRL BDSM community, specifically to refer to subs so eager to be abused that they ended up bossing the doms around. Saying exactly how they'd like to be tied up, what names they'd like to be called, etc. Over time the term has expanded to include any sub who takes an willing and eager role in their own submission. Power subbing and noncon are the exact opposite in that way.

ERP adds a whole new dimension because of the divisions of players and their characters. A lot of noncon fetishists are actually power subs, avidly directing around their scenes while simultaneously RPing their character despising every second of it. But for the most part people use it to describe a character who is going to show a certain amount of eagerness and proactivity about serving their master.
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>>24745058
That's a helpful reminder that the sub player can be proactive OOC despite the character being reactive.
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>>24745083
Yup. Normal subs can be great because they don't even want you to take their wishes into account, they want to feel like you're just using them for your own pleasure. But it can get tiring after a while to script the whole RP by yourself. With power subs it's more like a controlling a fire hose, you just point them in a general direction and try to hold on.

Of course, a really good players will switch between the two modes as the situation demands.
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>>24745133
How do you do good OOC communication when IC the action is one-sided, with the other people reactive?

Discussing ideas ahead of time can only go so far in a scene.
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>>24736532
I won't argue your point, but thinking about it I'm really trying to convey the idea of her body being in overdrive, but she's totally owning it. Kind of an aversion of the dark theme; rather than being a tragedy, it motivated her.

I guess the simplest compromise is to make the kid younger - personally I'd find it easier to play if her baby's got at least preschool or first grade to attend, which is why I gave the specific age. But even without that, they can always spend some quality time with Nana, right?

Anyways, take a look at the profile as it stands right now and give me a full once-over. I shouldn't keep being vague.

f-list.net/c/california%20gold
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>>24745334
Just straight-up talk ooc between posts, noting it with parentheses or brackets. (How do you feel about stockings? I've got an idea), (Oh dude yes piss all up my nostrils sounds amazing go for it), and that sort of thing. More often than not the dominant-side player will appreciate the feedback and ideas.
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>>24745334
I won't lie, it can be tough sometimes.

RPing over note can help a lot. You don't have to worry about breaking the flow with brackets and you can use the chat for OOC. So if you know your partner is a reactive player from their profile, you can try for that situation.

But ultimately it comes down to knowing your partner and picking up on their signals. That's why it's so important to get to know your partner a little before you start playing, and why it's a bad idea to treat approach like lepers. If you don't let your partner get a good idea of who you are, they won't be able to do a very good job RPing with you.

>>24745547
>I won't argue your point, but thinking about it I'm really trying to convey the idea of her body being in overdrive, but she's totally owning it.
Yeah, I got that impression. I'm just trying to help you convey that idea.

>Anyways, take a look at the profile as it stands right now and give me a full once-over.
It's actually a really nice profile, and does a good job of communicating what you're going for. I'd just add an inline image, because inline images are awesome.

And major bonus point for using real xxiii girl
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>>24746421
Thanks! I was thinking of a rewrite to make the concept appear more adaptable as discussed, though. I slacked off on inlines since this was one of my backburner profiles for the past year or so.

Ha, she's so popular I thought that'd be a point against me.
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>>24743909
>lame sub: "suck my cock!" - "ok"; "turn up your ass" - "ok" etc
>good sub: "Master please please fuck my face!"

Technially power bottom is somebody who is on the receiving position while being dominant and in control - for example imagine getting fucked doggy style, a typically submissive position, but the one taking the dick up the ass is holding the leash and is pulling the penetrator in and ordering him.

There are of course a lot of varieties and degrees, and both examples are inexact and so on.

>>24744303
Well it is a good assumption to make before you open that blinking new tab in the chat. Then you'll either confirm your suspicions or be pleasantly surprised!

>>24744882
Kinda yes, you can't have an IC power sub for noncon.

But they can very well express their excitement and hype OOC and that still helps a lot.

Also yeah >>24745058 OOC directing the whole flow.

>>24745334
OOC talk. It works better if its some multiroom setup with separate IC and OOC channels, but you can do it either way.

>>24746711
>Ha, she's so popular I thought that'd be a point against me.
That varies person by person.
She's popular because she IS damn good art.
But some people have done her art seven ways to sunday or are flat out hipsters, so they dislike.
Personally I wouldn't let the latter group affect me at all.
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>RP on omegle mostly
>it's a huge grind with little but sweet payoff
>try shamchat
>every single person I roleplayed with was insane
Huh
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>>24746808
Insane in a good way?

And general details pls, I love hearing stories.
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>>24746711
>I was thinking of a rewrite to make the concept appear more adaptable as discussed, though.
Well, if you want to do that there are a few things you could improve. A big thing going through my mind reading the profile was "How does the kid factor into this?", or more specifically "Why does it matter that she's a mother?". Sure it's proof she's fertile, but you already emphasize that enough in her profile. It wasn't until the final section that I saw what you were getting at, the kid as a humanizing factor, a way to give her thoughts and feelings besides a lust for cock.

I think that part of her character is the key to expanding her adaptability. Right now she's a little too focused on the pump and dump, when I think what you want is someone who is quick to fall in love and get pregnant, in that order.

And real xxiii girl is popular because she's awesome. What, you don't want your character to be awesome?
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I just had the most happysex rp ever. So much kissing. If I had sex like that rp I'd want them to be my girlfriend.
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>>24746990
>happysex
Its grrrreat, yeah. I need to stop slacking and RP more of it.
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>>24746990
Storytime? I could use some goodfeels.
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>>24747025
I'm too embarrassed to give the scenario or anything so I'll just give you a goodfeels moment.

I broke our long kiss and said "did you like that?" She said "yes. Why did you stop?" I said "to take off my shirt" while unbuttoning my shirt.
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>>24732934
A truce? After losing another hero to our glorious cause?

I'll see you bastards at A Baoa Qu.
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>>24732934
I would like this.
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>>24747025
Not that guy, but I've been having cuddlefucks between two twins (pink and orange genders), recent was them kissing while feeding each other bits of fruits, before normally more subby orange teased the pink up into lustful humping of her leg for some time before finally giving the d.
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This is only slightly related and likely very basic, but I've been interested in the healslut dynamic. I can play a dom in any sense, but the idea of having a personal little slut that works solely to please and protect me is appealing. Has anyone interested in MMOs tried this?
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>>24748191
Make a dom for DPS sluts.
whoever tops the chart gets rewarded, the bottom ranker gets punished.
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>>24748191
I just made a profile for that kind of thing, though she's also a loli by default.

https://www.f-list.net/c/mariette
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>>24745547
>she's 19
>kid is 7
That's just as bad as it was originally! Not that I mind, suspension of disbelief.

A younger kid has potential too. Her tits are sore from her teething child, can her boyfriend's gentle kisses soothe them?
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>>24746742
>>24746844
Of course the point is to do more than ride the coattails.

And thanks for putting that into words! I'd been having trouble expressing that, mostly because I'm usually geared to that no-nonsense-everyone-is-here-to-fuck atmosphere that F-List engenders. I do want her to be a character with heart.

>>24749125
Lactation's not something I specifically seek, but I was thinking she'd be the kind of girl who breastfeeds til age 3. And maybe she just never stops producing.
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>>24747216
The only thing that made me sad about Zabi's death was that we weren't able to put him on trial for war crimes first.

>>24747583
(While there's certainly some precedent for that sort of thing in canon, hatefucking needs some level of attraction and Kate doesn't seem very attracted to feds.)

>>24749239
>I do want her to be a character with heart.
I can see her with that. Don't be afraid to give her some vulnerability, to show that she needs someone to take care of her a little bit. Mentioning her troubles raising a kid on her own is good, but you can add more.

I'd start by removing any references to college. Calli doesn't really want to be an independent woman, she wants to sit at home all day making babies. But she doesn't quite understand that yet, so she subconsciously avoids things that could lead to that future as "boring". She tends to avoid looking towards the future at all, because she can't imagine one without someone else in it.

I'd change her baby's daddy from one of her mom's boyfriends to her high school sweetheart. Someone who she loved dearly, who she thought could provide that future, and who ultimately left her heartbroken. That also gives you a good way to make clear you don't want her left on the side of the road somewhere, abandoned and pregnant.

I'd change her call girl ascetic a little too, make it less desperate. She's pretty enough to be a model, strong enough to be an athlete, and smart enough to get a normal job. She's a call girl because she likes it. She'd also be weirdly selective about her clients, occasionally rejecting rich and handsome dudes for average looking guys with little cash. She says it's because those rich and handsome dudes weren't "fun", but secretly it's that they're douchebags

Then I'd swig a bottle of whiskey and listen to some Johnny
Lee (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MnU6p3sGSw). Oh, and add something about surfing. It's just wrong to call a character California Girl and not have her be a surfer.
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>>24749958
nah. hatefucking in general is great.
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Is there any way to do fchat on mobile?
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>>24750274
Only way to do it that I'm aware of is just going to the regular site via your smartphone. But there's no dedicated app to getting on F-list, i'm afraid. They tried before but never completed the project.
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>>24750274
There is one. It's a bit pooey but it works.
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>>24750274
>>24750292
AndFchat has its quirks and gaps, but it's perfectly functional
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>>24750350
Huh really?
With how even discord app flickers online and offline I'd expect the finicky flist client to disconnect the moment I open a different tab in the browser.
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>>24750379
Well, if your phone's connection is that bad it might not work so well
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>>24750384
Its not the phone on the whole loosing the connection, it's just apps stepping down their usage.

Discord still gets notifications even while showing me as offline for everybody else, but that's something specifically designed.
Browser goes for a reload of a tab pretty frequently when flipping through, even if its something that wouldn't need it - and so I expect flist client to take issue with that.
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>>24750416
In that case I've not had any issues with AndFchat- in fact, it keeps a little 'you're still connected' thing in the notifications bar so that it actually *does* stay connected, as I understand it
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>>24750419
Well then, I'll try out. Thanks for the recommendation!
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>It's a "The only people into your particular kink are consistently terrible roleplayers" episode.

What's her name, /erp/? For me, it's raceplay.
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>>24750523
Transformation/mindcontrol.
Errybody is just poofs.
And majority are furries or want tf into furries.
And lest we forget "ok if you don't like my character just TF me into something you like"
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>>24750523
Anything tsundere related. Tsundere isn't an excuse for your character to constantly act like selfish asshole, or for you to act like a jerk OOC. There's got to be a heart of gold somewhere in there too.
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I get the vibe that people in this thread gets really squicked out of people RPing with or including very young characters (children). Am I correct in that assumption, or do you guys include shotas and lolis in your RPs?
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>>24750568
I blame the anime.
I mean how the most of newer stuff use tsundere as JUST the asshole rather than cute facade with good feelings underneath.
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>>24750569

My main account is called "The Shota Shack", so the disgust isn't universal. It's all type-fucking between presumed adults anyway, so I don't see anything wrong with it.
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>>24750585
>so I don't see anything wrong with it.
Me neither, as people in general (should) be able to tell the difference between reality and fantasy. It's not like the long-running RP I have with another player makes any sense, with her being able to powerspawning babies, 400 BABIES!, in hours/minutes/seconds due to AdMech genetic fuckery.
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>>24750602

>400 BABIES!

Powerfuck, the typefucking for roleplayers who want GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF TYPEFUCKING
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>>24750569
I kinda like lolis even through I've got a couple negative hangups about them.

First is a past horror story of a player sublimating their mad mommy issues into ageplay and really quite creeping me out, which occasionally puts me up on paranoia.

And second is that on most of my character ideas in that I wouldn't engage them in scenarios of realistic pedophilia.
I.e. babysitter or teacher diddles the kids. It kinda creeps me too.
More out there scenarios, like the classic 700yo vampiredemons; or just the sex-world setting, or the lolixshota are fine.

But I haven't gotten around to playing much of it either way.
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>>24750616

>First is a past horror story of a player sublimating their mad mommy issues into ageplay

Well you gotta tell me the story now, Anon.
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>>24750625
Not really much to tell, just playing only herm foxgirls breastfeeding, fucking and unbirthing, day in, day out, just that, all the time. While in OOC bitching about how they hate their mother and how they don't want to go to a family meeting while praising me in the RP.
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>>24750647

Ech. One-trick ponies are the worst.
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>>24750649
I went along with the daily routine of "time to feed your hermlolifox and then stuff her into your vagina like in a crib" for a while because I was hella newb and it was pretty kinky at the base. Buut the OOC ate away at me, on top of growing desire to improve writing quality from oneliners.
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>install andfchat, chat up on it for a bit
>try to save logs
>PM log saves perfeclty fine, drops into download folder
>channel log claims it can't save because folder doesn't exit
Huh. Weird.
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>>24749958
>never went on trial.
That's rich, you fedfags didn't seem to care much about trials when you went and murdered Garma. You realize that he had a girl waiting for him back home? And she was an earthnoid too! You racist feddy scum killed a boy for daring to go and love someone of another race. So much for earth/space relations, the feds will kill you for that.
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>>24750569
I don't play with 11 or under. Gotta have some kinda sexual development going on!
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Anyone run any fun GM profiles?
I've been really in the mood to play with one but all the ones I see advertised are terrible.
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Bamp
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>>24750975
You forgot to mention the part where he tried to ram his ship into White Base, kamikaze style. Garma was a uniformed solider actively engaged in combat with enemy forces, that makes him a lawful combatant under the Geneva conventions. The fact that he was screwing an earthnoid traitor is irrelevant.

>>24751331
I ran a GM profile, but I don't think it was the type you are looking for...
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>>24753286
>The fact that he was screwing an earthnoid traitor is irrelevant.
It is the year 0079 and feddy scum still get triggered at the thought of Spacenoids and Earthnoids interbreeding. That is just sad, get with the times, stop letting gravity weigh down your soul.
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>>24753326
Hey, Amuro Ray is a spacenoid and he's the biggest hero in Federation history. No one hates Zeon because they're Spacenoids, we hate the because they're mass murdering fucktards.
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>tfw we will never have Garma's Zeon
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>>24723610
>I always though "f-list" stood for "fetish list", not "furry list", but I'm not so sure now. If it was always 50/50 animalfuckers, perhaps I was false.
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>>24753428
>we hate the because they're mass murdering fucktards.
so I assume you hate Amuro too then?

>>24753537
The word would have been a much better place were Garma still with us. ;_;7
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>>24753559
I always thought it stood for Fuck
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>>24753599
Best Zabi.
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>>24753537
Pictured: Garma's Zeon

>>24753599
>so I assume you hate Amuro too then?
Don't you be talking shit about Amuro. The man knew what side was the right one.

(my feddie character from way back when was pretty much an "ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL" version of Amuro, to the point it makes me cringe thinking back)
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>>24750523
Hypnosis.

Everyone wants to skip past the fun parts and stick a dick into my mouth. Slow down, take your time.
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>nobody in IRC
What happened?
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>>24753677
It goes both ways, way too many subs totally crumple the instant a pendant comes out. Induction is 80% of the RP, why are you ripping out 80% of the fun?
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>>24753733
Died long ago. When the OP wrote it, he wrote it for free advertisement on places.
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>>24753733
It was a new startup, not an established venture. So it died.

The old and established IRC asked us not to post them in the OP
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>>24754977
>The old and established IRC asked us not to post them in the OP
How come?
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>>24755513
They didn't want randos from /soc/ poppin in
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>>24755515
Not an insult to us then. Perhaps putting it in a pastebin instead of direct in the OP would solve /soc/ randos?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IEDKnLahOM

Good evening my friends. I hope you have been enjoying your new years eve celebrations.

It has been a time of trials for us all. Tonight, I wish to remind each and every one of you that /erpg/ is YOUR community. It was your strength of will that brought you here and with that strength, you shall rebuild.

And so, Bunchacocks offers you a toast. To /erpg/, 2017. May it be our finest year.
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>>24756170
Good sentiment, but how exactly can we rebuild and move up from here?
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>>24756190
Move to /aco/, continue to exist, iunno. All I know is that my time is probobly ogre and that Rory did nothing wrong.
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>>24756361
>Rory did nothing wrong.
Wow are you really totally incapable of holding any position that isn't driving into extremes to point of retardation?
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>>24756361
>Move to /aco/
Why would /aco/ be any better than here?

>All I know is that my time is probobly ogre
What why?
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>>24756429
I actually realized that despite hating my guts, Rory has actually gone out of her way to help me on multiple occasions. She just has a peculiar way of talking that will always come across as brash and rude.

Also: Yes.

>>24756433
>Why would /aco/ be any better than here?
If you want more fresh blood, you should. If you don't? You can stay here. No skin off my bones.

>What why?
I've kinda been a twat all year. If I ever get to come back in earnest then you're going to see me go back to being the quiet guy with the heart of gold mumbling paranoid beliefs in the back-corner of the room. I miss you people dearly, and I have been using the absence to examine both myself and my uncouth behavior.
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>>24756455
>>24756455
forgot pic
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>>24756455
>miss you people dearly, and I have been using the absence to examine both myself and my uncouth behavior.
Why did you leave and what have you learned from your examination?
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>>24756462
>Why did you leave
Not outta choice.

>what have you learned from your examination?
Well, that I had a streak of being overly brash and full of myself, often doing things to spite those I didn't like and ignoring the sound warnings people have given me.

I guess the short answer is that I calmed down since then. Like a lot.

I miss all of you, you all have a pleasant evening.
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>>24756479
>I miss all of you, you all have a pleasant evening.
Happy new year!
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>>24756433
>Why would /aco/ be any better than here?

I don't know about /aco/, but /soc/ isn't the right place for these threads. There's very little interest in RP.

I wish we could still be on /tg/, that's really where these threads belonged.
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>>24756555
>I wish we could still be on /tg/, that's really where these threads belonged.
Totally agree. Even /d/ would have been better, like /erg/ were allowed for some reason. But it's not our choices that count for anything.
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>>24756591
Whose decision is this anyway? The mods?
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>>24756601
We were booted from /tg/ quite a while back.
If you want to move it, talk it over with the discord people and agree with them to move it to another board. I tried doing this myself way back but it didn't take.
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>>24756631
Not worth the argument.

In other news, I finally broke down and started on UC character profile. Anyone have some good Feddie character art?
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>>24756631
>people who don't post in the thread
>getting to make decisions about the thread for the people who do
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>>24756803
Uh, yeah, that's kinda what I'm saying?

If you want to move it, then move it. Talk it over with people and get them to agree to take things on another board.

Otherwise just sit back and chill
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>>24756675
I have lots of gundam character art, but it might not be what you are looking for.
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>>24756829
I'm not looking for anything special. Male, fed, and not a major character from one of the main series. That's surprisingly hard to find though.
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>>24756829
More traps pics please !
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>>24756941
Yeah I don't have much in terms of feddy scum. All my art of feddies are girls.

>>24756951
I'm trying to think of how to word a Kamille is a man's name joke right here, but I've been drinking far too much.
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>>24756974
>All my art of feddies are girls.

I know what you mean. I have half a mind to just turn him into a girl, although I'm not so experienced with yuri.
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>>24756990
>although I'm not so experienced with yuri.
Its all cuddles, blushing, giggling and mentioning that were both girls.
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>>24757024
Well yes, but every time I try it ends up more like pic related.
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>>24757057
Well like, feddy uniforms vary from region to region, most of the feddy ground troops shown in 08th MS team wear don't even wear a consistent standardized uniform outside of Khaki jackets. You could probably use any military-ish uniformed character so long as it looks Gundam-y enough. For instance, someone like Slain from Aldanoh Zero (Really bad show btw) looks douchy and military enough to pass as a member of the Titans or an officer in the Delaz Fleet.
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>>24757692
What I ended up doing was finding two obscure characters that look almost identical and pretending they're the same character. It works, sort of, but I'm not totally happy with it. The amount of art I can find is way too limited, I might try your way instead.

Anyway, tell me what you think!
https://www.f-list.net/c/rayan%20wilcox
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>>24757057
I'm not quite sure what that gif means, but given the context I'm oddly aroused
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>See really well-made profiles that have a ton of views.
>Want to do the same with my profile.
>Know I can do it because I've got a lot of amateur writing/graphic design experience.
>Make a new name and get ready to make a great profile.
>Stare at the empty profile for ten minutes, close the tab, and go play Overwatch.

H-Happy New Year, everyone...
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hello? New here I have done Erp before but I have not used this f list service do I need one to Erp here? Pic related, my ref
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>>24758939
This thread is not exclusively about flist (I do most of my erp on discord), but it is a main venue of contact that is posted about.

It is also a friggin huge site that you can find ERP on without any connection to this thread.
So you can just go there, throw a name to that picture, add a description of who she is and what she does, select stuff you like in sex from the list to make sure everybody knows what to expect aaand you can probably find something pretty quickly, shemales are popular.
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>>24758106
Sora no Woto

>>24758155
Just get something out there and tweak it. For instance, that profile I posted is shit and I hate it. But if I keep working on it for a while it can morph into something nice.
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>Just made a Lusamine profile like I said I was going to do a couple weeks back, but I feared the type of approaches I'd get so it took me a while to take that plunge
>Get nothing but the type of approaches I expected, with the exception of one person I'm already friends with
>So far everyone who has approached me has also approached her characters at some point in time and all of them are catch-all (or catch-none) anime MCs, leading me to believe that all of them just trawl the search for female dominants

I just want to play a wicked female dominant, is that too much to ask?
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>>24761565
Lusamine was an amazing christmas bundle of fetish fuel. Surprisingly so, really.
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>>24761565
So what kind of approach do you want
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>>24762525
She hits me in all of the right ways

>>24762609
People with actual written characters and who read my No list before approaching, which absolutely none of them had on either count. None of them had discernible personalities to work off of or ideas for play.

I also have a pretty distinct preference for pokemon and masculine men on this profile when it comes to males, though I don't really mind feminine males so much.
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>>24761565
>leading me to believe that all of them just trawl the search for female dominants
Yes.
Make everything blank except three things, female, dominant, and looking status, and you'll get some.
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>>24763114
Although ok maybe four things, art is a big factor too.
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>>24763114
>>24763137
>tfw you found my Lusamine profile already judging by the picture number

I still need to work on the body of it and maybe play around with another inline, but yeah. No lack of approaches, but they aren't really ones that build my interest in playing with them.
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http://pastebin.com/T4P1LzAK

Yeah, know I promised to stay off long ago for like, the tenth time or so. Okay, sure. Posting this as an experiment for how many hits an advertised paste of mine gets.

Have some campy scifi snuff logs. Shemale gets used as a robot-dominatrix's toy.
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>>24763241
I was just curious to see what you were into. Yeah finding good males is an issue.
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>>24721409
I created a new character. She's a trailer trash shemale/dickgirl/whatever. I put some thought into her backstory for once. It's my second serious attempt at a character.

Please let me know what you think and if you spot spelling or grammar errors; I'm not the best at picking those up.

https://www.f-list.net/c/harley%20version%20s/
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>>24763391
Tell me about it. I'm not really picky when it comes to types really, but so many just behave really creepily OOC and it's so easy to weed those out immediately yet at the same time it's really disheartening when there's a flood of them.

This one guy is being extra persistent. I'm like 99% sure he's an alt of a profile that approached another profile of mine with another character and he got banned because THAT account was in itself an alt of a banned account. I didn't respond immediately and got a flurry of messages asking if I was there or not interested within minutes from both profiles, and the two also had very similar blurbs about being 'an otaku and attracting women far out of his league' written down.
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>>24764244
report who you think it is
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>>24764244
Will you please define creepiness?

And, yes, please report the account if it was banned.
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>>24764628
For me, basically it's anything that makes the person come off as at absolute worst a psychotic e-stalker or at best someone who gets too personal too quickly and brings in a lot of their mental baggage.

There are a lot of things that can make a player creepy, some more obvious than others. But for me personally, stuff like... relentlessly hitting someone up for RP every waking moment and on the second they log in, trying to break set boundaries between IC and OOC and 'rping' while OOC, acting as if we're in a OOC relationship because we typefucked, actively seeking personal details of the other player without it coming at a comfortable stage, unsolicited nudes, going on fits about how nobody loves them with their profile 'updates', approaching someone on their other characters for an RP for another one of their characters on a list because they aren't logged into chat on the character they want (I don't use lists for this reason, but this happens to a friend a lot), getting extremely passive-aggressive when denied or incredibly jealous when you're with someone else and can't play, acting entitled to an RP, and completely disregarding the No list and the general comfort zone of a partner. Sometimes even just outright stating "OHHH, I CAME SO HARD IRL" can be creepy and immersion breaking, but people have differing opinions on that.

These are just a few red flags and each of them are things I've experienced firsthand at least a few times, but some are very VERY common - so much so that I almost expect them while logged in on my pinks.
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>>24764746
>ctively seeking personal details of the other player without it coming at a comfortable stage
All against the CoC.
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>>24764746
That's uncool and gives a bad name to F-List.

>>24763743
I changed my character's name: https://www.f-list.net/c/they%20call%20her%20harley/
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>>24764244
>>24764746
It's a vicious cycle really. A bunch of autists flood F-list thinking it's a dating site, people start to associate blues with that sort of behavior, all the good blues get tired of being treated like lepers and switch to purple or straight up leave, now there's even less non-autist blues in comparison. Rinse, repeat, and you end up with today's situation.
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>>24764880
>thinking it's a dating site

Sad, but true. Luckily I've stopped playing as a male for the most part.
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>>24764746
>Bailey Jay
Ah, I wish there was a good BJ out there. Normally I'm against canons and REALLY against real people, but I would spread my legs pretty much instantly for Bailey, real or fictional.
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Are we allowed to shill f-list profiles here?
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>>24765661
Absolutely. Please do. The fact that more of us don't is lame, even.
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>>24765668

Cool, thanks for the timely reply!

Top Dad reporting in then I guess, trying his hardest to juggle a job as a photographer, being there for his little girl, and trying to find someone who likes tender, gentle loving! Bonus points for consensual sex in the missionary position with intent to impregnate. Also handholding.

https://www.f-list.net/c/michael%20bowyer/
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>>24761565
I've got a Lillie and love cruel doms. Which Lusamine are you?
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>>24765962
There are only two Lusamines that's been made this week and its the one that has profile that isn't only big red WIP sign and one kink.
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>>24765548
hi rory
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>>24766161
Don't you fucking start!
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> lurk multipara channel to see if there's anything funny going on

>Fox Cris is posting ads looking for mistress

Well. Objective lulz achieved.
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>>24741401
This is a nice picture, I like this.
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>>24761565
Unfortunately, that's basically what it is. If you make a dominant female, you'll get approached by these incredibly bland profiles.
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>>24765962
>>24766060 is right, this one is me: https://www.f-list.net/c/aether%20rep%20lusamine/

Don't let the 'Maybe' on Her Kids fool you, it's just for flavor and I'd definitely play with a Lillie!


>>24766934
>Fox Chris

Goddamn it.
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fully 3 dimensional

looking 4 qt patootie waifu succubus
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>>24766315
He's already started. And he's wrong, which makes it double funny.
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Keeping the thread alive
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>>24769414
Me too
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>>24769566
I also want this thread to not die
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>>24769566
Still in the no-lewd funk, L?
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>>24770014
It's a constant back-and-forth and I guess that's still not changing.

Still having trouble finding any fun in ERP though.
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>>24770974
I'm going through the same thing buddy. Stress at home/work/school is a real boner killer.

It feels better when I hang out with people. Not even ERPing, just chatting.
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Mornings like this make me wish I could just stay at home and look at porn all day.
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>>24771955
People having mornings like that make me want to do "fuck you when you get home tired" roleplays.
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>>24770974
Ah well, that's a shame, but you do you.
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>>24771955
It's highly overrated, let me tell you.
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>>24772054
This post just made me realize that of the 30 something characters I have, only like 5 of them have actual jobs and of those 5 3 of them are soldiers of some kind.
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>>24772321
And they should be thanked for their service

Sexually
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>>24764953

Quitter.
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>>24772321
Alright, so when are we going to do a roleplay where the soldier's wife unleashes months or years of pent-up sexual frustration on the hero-returned-home?
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>>24772836

>implying people actually roleplay here

Shiggy diggy do whop gumbo drops
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>>24772910

>old dead fuccboi meme for lazy shitters

Shiggy diggy doo, where are you?
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>>24772836
>soldier's wife
Silly anon, all my characters are waifus.
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>>24772960

>Shit, he said something I didn't like. Better call it a meme, that'll show him.
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Working on a new character~
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>tfw playing more than ever before
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emergency bump
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>>24775264
And a bump too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRPvxcXYCig hmmmmm
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Does anyone else like
[spoiler]spoilers pls work-----pissing, wetting, and bladder desperation?[/spoiler]
I used to write myself erotic fiction about this, and then I levelled up or maybe devolved into writing it only in my head while simultaneously visualizing it, but after some years I've gotten increasingly lonely and was thinking about trying some erp for once.
But I have a bad feeling like any woman I come across into it will be either actually a man who then wants to roleplay as traps or furries or something, or a woman with horrible writing or else really into some sort of sadism stuff along with it, or just that I'll find good erp partners but nonetheless it won't be able to tickle my autism like my own writing and I'll just lose interest/completely forget about the site like I sometimes do with things, and leave people hanging.

And is there any good interesting way to RP this without getting too repetitive? I have endless variant fantasies with different characters and situations running the full (autism) spectrum of creativity but it sort of seems pointless to erp if I'm just going to tell someone who to be and what to do anyways, like I could just write that myself and not bother someone.

This sort of stuff is supposed to be for people too autism for irl, but I might be too severely avoidant even to talk to people on a site with persistent identities. I know there are a lot of people out there who would want to see the things I would write in some form or other but I have trouble sticking with things and I have too many ideas. Anyone have advice about any of this? I want to connect to other people in some way but really what I'm best at is doing a menial day job, avoiding other people, and making various stuff intended for myself only.
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>>24776109
Well, I guess they don't.
Also, I forgot that was my ID ITT but I guess it fits lol
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>mfw my partners responses get slower and more typo filled as the RP gets hotter
>mfw it's clearly because they're jerking off
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>Partner has great kinks
>They're fucking illiterate when they rp
>They get offended I recycled an opener with them
>They get b& before we get to lewdness
>They get someone to fuck IRL and stop coming to f-list

God damn it, I just want to be corrupted and turned into a cocksleeve, this shouldn't be so fucking difficult.
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>>24776419
>Oh i know that feeling all too well. Either that or the roleplay seems to be going great and then they drop out of no where....
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Is it just me or us /soc/ moving a fuck load faster than usual? Falling down to page 7 within 2 hours.
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>>24776572
>this happens over note rp
>no idea whether they lost interest or just haven't had time
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>>24776399

>tfw I once made my partner orgasm hands-free by just reading my post.

I'm going to wear that feather in my cap until I'm old and senile. I want it printed on my grave that I type-fucked a woman to orgasm.
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>>24756455
>>24756555
>>>/r9k/ is a red board and allows any topic so that'd be the most logical choice for /erpg/, as long as /tg/ mods remain steadfast in their nonsensical ruling.

Why they picked /soc/, /b/'s containment board for 3DPD, is beyond comprehension.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/Cizi

Looking to do some DM'ing, if you're interested I'm usually online in the evenings; but send me a message if I am not.
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>>24779347
>/r9k/
I mean at that point you might as well suggest we move to /b/.
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What sort of things would happen if these threads collided with the /erp/ threads on /trash/?
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>>24779931
We would all contract AIDS and die a horrible death
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>>24772992
I mean.

It objectively is.
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>>24779347
Moving to /r9k/ will do nothing but get us overrun by Rory level level shitters. /aco/ or /d/ could be a good place to relocate however.
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>>24776109
>any woman I come across into it will be either actually a man
Stop
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>>24781343
okay senpai i'm stopped
what now
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>>24781365
F-list is not a dating site, numbnut. The quality of your RP won't change if IRL your partner is a man, a woman, or a dog for that matter. From your talk about loneliness and your focus on IRL gender however, it's pretty clear you want to do something other than RP, and that's not what we're here for. Most people here don't want an SO, or already have one. We just want some happy jerk off times.
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>>24779931
Well, these threads are (supposed to be) centered around f-list, and that happens to be a trigger word over there. So, you guess.
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>>24776109
Okay putting aside the "rl gender" thing as >>24781423 is already on it

>And is there any good interesting way to RP this without getting too repetitive? I have endless variant fantasies with different characters and situations running the full (autism) spectrum of creativity but it sort of seems pointless to erp if I'm just going to tell someone who to be and what to do anyways, like I could just write that myself and not bother someone.

If you have hyper-specific scenarios for both sides, then it does look more suited for writing it yourself.
ERP is kinda about mixing creativity of two people, you know?
Although depending on fetish setup you can control things rather extensively, with the other party basically limited to reaction. And of course if your ideas are for various canons, then its also easy to fit the specific.
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>>24781321
>or /d/
That one's been tried, and /aco/ would be just as confused about "roleplaying" as /soc/ is. We're kinda stuck with no good options here.
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>>24781511
>That one's been tried
What went wrong?

>/aco/ would be just as confused about "roleplaying" as /soc/ is
True, but I think the average /aco/ user would be more "convertible" than the average /soc/ users. They're more fantasy based and less focused on IRL than /soc/, and they've got a larger population of /co/ and /tg/ users than /soc/.

Plus, these threads stick out way more on /soc/. This thread is literally the only one on /soc/ that doesn't have a single RL picture in it. At the very least, our image posting habits are in line with /aco/.
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>>24781547
Let me put it as simply as possible
/aco/ has a Western only rule, no animu allowed. And /d/ is for posting girls with cocks, not having conversations. For someone like myself this poses a problem as I don't like western art or girls with dicks, and I want to have a discussion and shit.
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>>24781547
>What went wrong?
Mods deleted them, I don't think they gave an open reason, we could only guess as "not enough picturs"

>Plus, these threads stick out way more on /soc/. This thread is literally the only one on /soc/ that doesn't have a single RL picture in it. At the very least, our image posting habits are in line with /aco/.
Yes, we're kind of a sore thumb nearly everywhere on 4chan, and the mods stuck us here, specifically.

>>24781565
Yeah, /d/ and /aco/ split of west/east is a crazy thing, and we don't squarely fit onto either.

That said, we MAY be able to work on /trash/, as a distinctly separate entity from their erp threads (need a new name to indicate different focus. Hell just call it an flist thread maybe?)
But the chances aren't high, and the board is much more lively than /soc/ so our slow threads will need much more rigorous bumpage if we don't get a flood of natives.
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>>24781576
Just move to /aco/ already.
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>>24781583
nah
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>>24781583
We literally just explained why that is a dumb idea, can you not read?

>That said, we MAY be able to work on /trash/
I may be some degenerate who enjoys playing as little boys and girls getting fucked in the ass by sexy bishounen, but I do have a shred of dignity.
>the board is much more lively than /soc/ so our slow threads will need much more rigorous bumpage if we don't get a flood of natives.
Seems like too much effort IMO
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>>24781595
>Shred of dignity
>posting on /soc/
Lmao
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>>24781595
then we can shrivel up and die here, idgaf.
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>>24745547
I just completely rewrote the profile. Let me know what you think.
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>when you have to put a notice on your profile that you're submissive after a dozen people don't read it and open up with "Hello sir."
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>>24782793
>Putting a notice on your profile
You're cancer anyways.
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>You're cancer anyways.
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>>24782879
I'm going to assume your notice looks something like this. Hell, this might even be yours.

I'm letting you know right now, you come across as whiny if the first thing in your profile is some manner of "you're approaching me wrong!"
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>TFW you have a lot of shit going on IRL that takes away a lot of free time.
>TFW you absolutely love ERP
>TFW you only have time for ERP scenes that last two hours at the most each night, so you can only do "quicky" scenes that gets right to the fucking within the first three or four posts
>TFW all your good partners want a long-term roleplay that lasts for half a day each session.

I'm such a shit partner ;_;
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>>24784061
I have had some good runs with pause and pick up later runs, did you try that approach or are you opposed to it yourself?
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>>24776109
>but it sort of seems pointless to erp if I'm just going to tell someone who to be and what to do anyways, like I could just write that myself and not bother someone.
I can enjoy some direction from my partner and still have freedom to describe reactions and things. Roleplay doesn't have to be totally freeform, it can have planning, and your partner will get a say beforehand by picking the scene together with you.

>but I have trouble sticking with things and I have too many ideas.
erp with others. Having them get involved will keep you from giving up on the scene and keep it fresh.

>>24781343
The quote was
>actually a man who then wants to roleplay as traps or furries or something
It wasn't just being a man anon was complaining about. It was hijacking the roleplay to include something else.
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>>24781576
>Mods deleted them, I don't think they gave an open reason, we could only guess as "not enough picturs"
>>24781565
>And /d/ is for posting girls with cocks, not having conversations.
Yet the /tg/ smut threads were allowed to move there?
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>>24781576
>>24781565
I'm not going to disagree with anything you're saying. There really isn't an ideal place for these threads. /tg/ was the closest, but we were skirting along the edge of their NSFW rules at the best of times. But compared to /soc/, /trash/, or /r9k/ we'd get more traffic, and better traffic, on /aco/ or/d/.

But if we are going to do this, it would have to be with the agreement of the mods. And before we could get that, we'd need some sort of agreement within the threads themselves. Neither of those things will be easy to get, so this is not something that's going to be resolved

>>24782191
I actually really like it! Although it's not my cup of tea specifically, it's a rather nice profile that communicates what your going for well.

The only minor thing I would change is to add a little bit back into the custom kinks. Your last version had great custom kinks, it's a shame to lose that detail.

>>24784061
Have you tried multi-para and storyline driven RPs? It's a lot easier to fit writing a paragraph or two into your day than the headache of scheduling out time for face to face ERP.

>>24784186
>It wasn't just being a man anon was complaining about. It was hijacking the roleplay to include something else.
He very specifically stated that he didn't want either: A. a man or B. a woman not into his particular fetishes. He then goes on to say he doesn't want to play with a dude because any dude who RPs as a woman must really want to RP as a trap or furry instead, which is so blatantly false that it's clear the whole thing is an excuse.
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>>24784858
He said
>But I have a bad feeling like any woman I come across into it will be either actually a man who then wants to roleplay as traps or furries or something, or a woman with horrible writing or else really into some sort of sadism stuff along with it
He complained about men who want to play traps/furries and women with bad writing, which doesn't exclude all men or all women. But I missed that first "any woman I come across into it", which does suggest he's only looking for partners who are women irl.
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>>24784892
This guy throws up all the red flags for "I'm a foreveralone virgin looking for my F-list waifu".

Strike one: mentioning being lonely
Strike two: being way too focused on the IRL gender of of his partners
Strike three: repeated mentions of being autistic

I will bet you good money the instant he gets a partner he'll constantly badger them for IRL pics, get mad if they ever act differently than their character OOC, and flip his lid the instant they tell him they're only looking for ERP and not an SO. And in the meantime, he'll probably be a pretty crappy partner as well.
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>>24785151
You're right. My re-read of his post proved you correct about him having irl gender requirements.

Shame, I'd like to try desperation roleplay.
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>Don't give a fuck about post length or spelling because I used to type like that (and still do sometimes)
>Try my best to accommodate less experianced RPers, because I don't want to be an Elitist fuck.
>End up having to deal with partners who just announce what happens, without describing it in any detail, or even taking into consideration the body positions or clothing that might be in the way.

I'm stuck between having unreasonable standards and being forever alone, or having no standards and RPing with people who are probably 12 IRL. What do?
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>>24781423
Or maybe I just want to roleplay with a woman?
Sure, maybe that's not practical, but there is literally nothing practical about erp itself, so I don't see why you have to get all rabid as if I were planning to go abduct someone or something

>>24781444
>>24784186
Thanks for the info
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>>24785270
>Or maybe I just want to roleplay with a woman?
Then why, pray tell, do you want to roleplay with a woman exactly? Because the RP itself is going to be exactly the same no matter who's on the other end.

>why you have to get all rabid as if I were planning to go abduct someone or something
I didn't, and it's a little bit disturbing that kidnapping is the first place your mind went to.
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>>24785270
What wetting/desperation scenes do you want to play?
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>>24785305
>gallows humor
>ignores it and "I am so concerned"
You're killing me here.

I wanted to erp with a woman because erp is sexual and I'm a heterosexual. If I have to justify it atomically then, like I said, erp itself can't be justified. "Because I would enjoy it."

>>24785311
None really I guess, after consideration I should probably not get involved.
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>>24785363
>gallows humor
That really doesn't look like gallows humor to me. I already described what everyone is seeing here >>24785151

>I wanted to erp with a woman because erp is sexual and I'm a heterosexual.
ERP just doesn't work that way. The whole point is you can be someone other than your RL self, and part of that is the freedom to be a different gender. If you want to be a guy, you can be a guy. If you want to be a girl, you can be a girl. Heterosexuality and homosexuality don't really come into it.
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>>24785523
Well I'm sorry I'm not transgender enough for erp then, fuck's sake.
Like is all you do on /soc/ going around REEEEEEEing at anyone who's not gay and yelling "so creepy omg liek total stalker vibes liek omg surely you will do [this bizarre thing] immediately"?

Maybe this has something to do with why no board seems to want you and you have to complain about ded thread?
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>>24785572

Cry some more tittybaby.
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>>24784514
>Yet the /tg/ smut threads were allowed to move there?
Yes. It's a mystery.
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>>24785523
I thought you were leaving forever?
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>>24785842
Neither of them can stay away. Nobody should be surprised at this.

>>24785572
Nah you still sound pretty creepy bro.
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>>24785842
>>24785970
Naah fellas, it ain't the guy. He's got a profile posted up, online very recently.

The big shit hasn't been online on flist for over a week.
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Oh yeah, speaking of.

>>24757917
Look dude, your avatar may be a joke, but it's better not joke with avatars if you plan on approaching random people - they affect the first judgement a lot.

Aside from that, it'd help to add more details about how he is off-duty as well as personality traits outside of the duty, giving hooks for character interaction.
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>>24784858
You're right about the customs, I sort of nuked those so I could have more focused ones this go-round. I did add some back in to help flesh it out more just now.
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So I'm gonna need a lot of help. Just getting into RP and I have almost no idea what I'm doing. I've read a lot of RP stories and think I'll enjoy it but I don't know the rules I guess?
Can you fine people help a dumbass out please?
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>>24787076
Ok sure.

First thing is, do know that there is a wide gradient of levels so you can find whichever one you're comfortable at and stick there.

This thread is chiefly about RPs done on f-list, although of course there isn't super exclusivity - its just that it has nice features for it, as you can see from ctrl-Fing the thread for profile links.

So, what's your general idea or a handful of them for what you'd like to RP out?
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>>24785842
>I thought you were leaving forever?
Do I really sound like Rory? I didn't think I was being that much of an asshole.

>>24786364
Oh right, that.

I was having a lot of trouble coming up with that aspect of him, the non-combat part. As I thought about it more and more, I realized that the combat part was the primary draw for me to play in UC and not character interaction. So I think what I really want to do is just RP in the UC-verse, and not ERP. I left the character on my F-list partially to remind me to find a group to that end sometime, and partially because I did have some pretty cool ideas for his character and I don't want to forget them.

Oh, and the avatar was a temporary thing, just an in-joke for the thread while I worked on the profile. I was planning on changing it before getting serious about approaching people with him.

>>24786583
MILF of the year material. There's literally nothing I would change about her profile.
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>It's a "partner deletes their character halfway through an ERP you really love" episode.
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>wanna typefuck a cocky jock character
>all the ones i find are gay only

Please god I just want to be a qt nerd girl and get dicked
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>>24788704

>Want to typefuck a pink name.
>None of them want anything to do with a plain human male character, even if he does have some personality.
>Turn my character bi/gay so he can get some kind of action.

This is the future you chose.
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>>24788704
>>24788780
Now kiss!
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>>24788793

ew gay
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>>24788564
Describe the ERP and see if someone ITT is willing to do something similar.
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>>24788888

Nah. It's extremely niche and I'd just get made fun of/judged for it.
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>>24788893
Its scat isnt it.
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>>24789281

Profile destruction/rebuilding. Not really ERP, but it's a kink of mine.
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>>24789293
Okay that's new.
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>>24789332

And very few people are into it, so having someone do that to me when I thought we were having a good time just...fuck, man.
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>>24789293
>Profile destruction
>they delete their character
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>>24789379

Okay, I admit it - I smiled.
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>>24789429
As much as I feel for you having your partner poof like that, this is like some shitty comedy routine.

>We were RPing profile destruction and then, all the sudden, she just up and deleted her character!
>Isn't that the entire point George?
>SHE BROKE THE RULES JERRY!
>cue Seinfeld music
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>>24789503

Ahahahahahaaaaaaa, oh my god, I can't breathe.
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>>24789503
Beautiful
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>tfw I caught onto a serial ban evader and can smoke him out of hiding with every new account he makes just by making a new pink profile

His approaches always go something like this:
>Generic halfassed compliment about the other character
>Ask to RP/How are you?
>If not responded to immediately, within a few minutes he'll ask if you're busy or not interested

I feel like a private eye here for recognizing this shit over several accounts of his when he approaches my newer pink profiles.
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Does anyone have a problem keeping a consistant ERP partner going?

Seems like whoever I'm with, we have one amazing ERP session and then after that it sort of just goes flat and we never play again. I think it's something psychological, of course, and maybe it doesn't help that I tend to start off in the more extreme end of things..
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>>24790108
My main partner and I fit so well together with our personalities that we've been playing regularly (as in almost daily or every other day) since last spring across many character pairings of ours.

It's definitely an outlier though, as my experiences beforehand were more sporadic, even with other longterm partners I've had.
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>>24790170
That sounds good. I've been having trouble finding that, although I'm starting to think I'm apart of the problem.

The people who cling and IM me everyday on F-list interest me very very little, mostly because they kinda make me work my ass off setting up their fetish-specific shit for them, but the people I really want to have a RP "relationship" with involving lots of play regularly are the one-off kinds that dont seem interested in me more than once and if we try again it usually falls flat
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>>24790206
There's nothing wrong with having standards. Most cases are just that - more skill and investment takes energy and time, so there's reason to be picky or tentative with seeking play. On the other hand, low-skill players can afford more time because they spend less effort.

Most of my long-term partners/friends that I can't RP with but hang out with every day, it's just a matter of saving time and energy to be ready for those opportunities when schedule and mood align like the stars. A constant active partner is, itself, a fantasy.
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>>24790222
I suppose you're right. Another issue is there's like a hundred other things I could be doing as well.

Has anyone successfully made an IRL friend out of an RP partner? Or atleast a friend who you can play games and stuff with? Maybe even a relationship I dare ask?
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>>24790206
It's very, very rare to get someone whose on that same wavelength as you. Someone who really wants the same things out of their RP as you do.

So you're probably like me. You find people who are sorta into the same things you are. You squint your eyes a little bit and try to find the things you have in common. But once that excitement of having a new partner wears off you're left with someone who you don't really have that much in common with. That's the psychological issue you're facing, at your core you're just not that into the people you're RPing with.

Alternately, the same thing could be happening to some of your partners. Likely it's combo of both, and you just haven't found that special person yet.

>>24790275
I know of husbands and wives who've met doing ERP, so that is a thing. But there's a lot more to being compatible as friends than sharing the same kinks, to say nothing of SOs. It's a tricky business.
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>when you're almost at a marriageable age, but then you get raped so you're ruined for marriage and have to become a prostitute, and then you find out the guy who raped you also owns the brothel in your town
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>>24790439
Solution seems obvious to me. Start your own brothel, with blackjack and hookers.
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>>24790088

That sounds like 90% of the blues out there. Are you sure it's really him, Sherlock?
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>>24790534
>someone has a particular style of writing
>you spend a long time chatting with them online
>over time, you learn to recognize their writing style

It's really not that weird.
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>>24790547
Yeah I guess you're right.
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>>24790439
Now that's what I call job security!
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>>24789379
>>24789429
In that context wouldn't be like a premature ejaculation?
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>>24785229
>erp in a game recently
>in an awkward position and not used to being the sub so I cant think of anything to do.
>want to die inside because of how we're sitting and want a position reset.
I share your other troubles too.
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>>24790108
My main problem, as far as I can see, is mutual shyness.
I just shy away from poking them to see if they're up for RP every time that I am, and then later I see them doing something in a channel and I know that I totally should've pinged them.
Or I ping them after couple hours of idling and we have a shorter time than we could have.
And, as far as I can tell, its kiinda same from the other side.

>>24790275
>Or atleast a friend who you can play games and stuff with?
I've got a guy like that on flist, although ironically we never actually gotten around to ERPing.
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>>24790275
The catch 22 is that being friends with someone outside of RP is going to open a world of interactions. But that also means you budget your hangout time against RP opportunities. You could do a million other interesting things together, RP being but one option. Sometimes you have to focus on what you want out of each person you meet. And sometimes you can end up making a good friend.
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>>24790513
His approaches and behavior are VERY formulaic and the response to my first report ticket against his last account confirmed it. He just keeps making new accounts every time one gets banned for the exact same reason.
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>>24790977

More like chopping off the whole leg when all that was needed was a splint. :V
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>>24791461
He just got banned again, so I was right about it being him.
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>>24788780
>>None of them want anything to do with a plain human male character, even if he does have some personality.
>Plain
There is your answer.
This is a problem I see with human male profiles. They're. fucking. bland.
"He's a dude, and he has a job. And he likes sex."
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>>24793525
>>24788780
our world subconsciously hates males and sees little value in them. Unless you're gay, you're not getting laid as a male unless you're some monster alpha with 8 dicks who got kicked out of hell. Basically just like real life.
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>>24790439
Is that only from roleplay or also from reality? Makes me want to talk with you.
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>>24793883

Hi, /r9k/. How's your weekend been?
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>>24794034
Clearly we are posting in this thread to talk about reality.
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>>24793883
In my experience the vast majority of pinks are actually turned off by that. Sunny pinks just want masculinity, not hyper-aggressive alphas.
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>>24793883
You mean male as the high risk high reward gender?
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>finally, FINALLY starting to get roleplays going as a sub blue
Supreme feel
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>>24793883
This is some incel shit right here.

I'm thinking about making a shota-hunting profile and all I want is someone with an actual personality who will be an active participant (so I don't feel like I might as well be writing alone). Sex god would be awful there.
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>>24793883
No. It's that you are fucking boring.

I've got a human guy character. However, the reason why I don't really have much trouble play as him with girls, when I do use him.

Granted I don't use him that often because I don't feel confident playing dudes.
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>>24794403
Shotas are hard (get your mind out of the gutter). It's really tough to play a character actively when he's smaller, weaker, and more naive than your partner's.

That said, I did used to have a shota nobleman who worked out pretty well to that end.
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>>24793883
Nobody likes generic human males (or generic human females, for that matter). If the most interesting thing about you is which set of sex chromosomes you were born with, then you're not really a character. You're an NPC.

If you want to get any play, you have to be willing to stand out. My last character was a transgender American expatriate who converted to Islam, joined the Revolutionary Guard, and became a mech pilot. Not everyone is going to like that as a concept, but they're sure gonna turn their heads at least.
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>>24794173
It's good I GUESS
>>24794354
>>24794403
>>24794543
>>24794901
>>24794072
I'm mostly joking.

But I do think if you want to play a human male character you have to put alot more effort. You gotta be on your shit honestly! I don't play one, but most profiles I see seem to shit on them, but then again I tend to go after the weirdo's.

Sometimes you look at the total freak's profile and who is under their "my favorite people to play with" and you'll see a generic male in there amongst all the usual crazy shit and it just makes you think "that guy must be somehow amazing"
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>Finally find someone into my weird-as-fuck character destruction/reconstruction kink
>Everything going swimmingly, they're putting a lot of effort into it.
>Finally get to the good part - actually playing with the new character they made just for me.
>"Lol you just got pranked."
>Signs off and deletes their character.

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. That's a lot of effort for one punch line.
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>>24794901
>My last character was a transgender American expatriate who converted to Islam, joined the Revolutionary Guard, and became a mech pilot.

I kinda want you to post that profile just to see how that's supposed to work

>>24794928
It really depends. Human males are really hard to make a good profile for, but they're not really that hard to play as. In fact, a lot of the time you get a better RP with characters that don't have all the "bells and whistles". You end up focusing on the actions and emotions of your characters instead of their backstories and weird appendages.
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Good morning /erpg/
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>>24796407

boop
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>>24796327
>>24796407
>>24796564
wow, dead
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>>24796608

Most of us are at work or otherwise occupied. It'll pick up again in about four to five hours.
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>>24794928

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MenAreGenericWomenAreSpecial
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>no complaints about me
Oh thank God
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>>24797078
Post your profile I'm sure something will show up.
>>
https://www.f-list.net/c/Alkaia%20and%20Asteria

Would anyone like to take these two as long term servants?
They're looking to make a serious commitment to dedicate their lives to serving a Goddess of some sort.
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>room's suddenly dead
>partner either asleep or away
Life is hell
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bump
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>>24797119
I'd rather not.
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>>24800868
Coward.
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>>24800896
Damn right.
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>>24801010
Do it faggot
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Bumping again
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Did IDs get reskinned, too?

NUMOOT!
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Why can't blue hair look as good IRL as it does on animu girls?
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>>24803410
Lighting
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>>24802408
I'm not seeing any changes?
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>>24803410
Dying is unreliable
Wigs can get the color right but are fake
sigh
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>>24721409
http://pastebin.com/9C5SQsMN

Here's a pastebin of a good session I had with someone today, names are replaced on both sides but mostly for their benefit, let me know if you are interested in something similar and I'll hit you up.

A brief summary: a chaste JRPG-style hero/paladin girl (the other player) is bested by a villainous futa, some light, filthy torture followed by a non-con-to-con assfucking, basically.

What's in it:
Humans only

Fighting, Death (to NPCs), Mutilation/Nullification (fairly light), Watersports, Smegma, (LOTS of) Verbal Abuse, and Painal

It was good for me but as you may see from the earlier parts, I was prepared to go hard/extreme dom, and basically got softened up by the willingness of the paladin.
>>
bumpitty
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>>24804417
I own this wig. I jerk off in this wig plenty.
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>>24806217
m/f?
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>>24806232
>Jerk off
Anon...
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>>24806232
>I jerk off in this wig plenty
>I jerk off

Come on, context clues. I'm a guy, I like to crossdress as Jinx.
>>
I did a nonsexual romance rp.

(is this what girls consider romantic?)

http://logs.omegle.com/80e4f29a2ba51cd6
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Garma Zabi did nothing wrong.
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>>24808069
Except dying.
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>>24808069
>Nothing wrong
What kind of soldier dyes his hair that kind of color and expects to NOT be betrayed?
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>>24806243
That's cute.
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>>24806217
vids or gtfo
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>>24809566
plsno I'm still imagining him as my animu trap, RL always disappoints on those.
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>>24808825
Garma's hair is naturally purple. He is just that sexy.
>>
>>24809727
>Sexy
If you're into tumblrinas with hairy arm pits.
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>>24809575
It's all question of the right camera angle~
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>>24809225
Thanks. It makes me feel cute, too.

>>24809566
Not sure if you want something like that. Here's me in a thread last year.
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>Tempted to dabble in erp
>Some experience through mmos and few longtime partners
>tfw low libido and after story & romance with erp on the side
>Muse is a fickle jerk
>Vanilla as fuck to boot

Am I doomed?
>>
>>24811659
>Vanilla as fuck to boot
J-jokes on you anon, I'm vanilla as fuck too!
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>>24811784
What has your experience with the community been? I'm pretty curious.
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>>24811806
The community is all over the place.
You have your stuck ups, furfaggots, autistic attention whores, beta orbiters, and the occasional genuinely nice person. All in all, the reaction you get from the community is mostly a result of how you present yourself.
I'm made entirely of spaghettios so I don't interact all that much with the community outside of a small concave and the reaction I get from them is mostly positive.
Just don't be a cock (unless that's your fetish, I don't judge.) and you should be fine.
>>
>Convince someone I'm a girl for some OOC fun
>They instantly just jump to wanting nudes

Every fucking time.
Can't you faggots just fucking have fun and not force me to ruin the illusion
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>>24811174
I WAS JOKING

But you're right, life's too short. Keep reaching for that rainbow
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>>24811877
>Expecting nuance
>From anyone dumb enough to believe you're a girl OOC.
Anyone with half a brain knows F-chat is 98% dudes. It's part of the reason almost every pink is 'no males', and why the population of shemales/herms overtook blues as a result.
>>
>>24811931
>every pink is no males

That's some confirmation bias right there. Sure there are a lot of lesbians and girlcockians, but a lot of pinks love blues too. They just don't like the shitty behavior of beta orbiter blues.
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>>24811997
Yeah, despite the fact I use the site, and I know a lot of cool people who do, the males often come off as the bottom of the barrel that society has to offer.
Little social experience, no self awareness, get asspained easily and basically go "reeeee"
>>
>>24811997
Way to leave out the 'almost'. Obviously it's not everyone. Just a very, very large portion. I'd dare say even the majority.

I like the meme about blues being shitters that everyone pushes when pinks and purples are just as autistic and clingy people that usually don't list their writing level in the info tab because they are low-key one-liners.
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>>24808069
You mean other than command the brutal Zeon occupation of North America?

>>24811659
I get plenty of play and not only am I vanilla as fuck, but I primary play blues. The secret is to not be a massive asshole.
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>>24812379
Titans pls go this is a zeek board.
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>>24812447
It's on Earth, that means it belongs to us!
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>Wanna make a custom setting
>Know from past experience that nobody responds to those
>This causes anxiety, which causes writers block/paralysis
>Still can't shake the desire
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>get in conversation on wearing bitchsuits for a long time
>some purple starts REEEing about it hurting
>tell them it's just fantasy
>"yeah but it still hurts"
Alright buddy
>>
>>24722153

Hey everyone,

Got a discord here for anyone who is interested, already got a few people in here. Everyone is welcome! I think all us in here are open to whatever so please join us for some great fun :)

Link is set to never expire so join up but this is JUST for tonight on this channel :)

https://discord.gg/VDw6EFp
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>>24811931
>Fave: page 1 of 3536
>Yes: page 1 of 2032
>Maybe: page 1 of 665
>No: page 1 of 488
With the usual of "online last week" addition ofc.
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>>24812011
Its flist, 95% of every gender is a shitter.
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>>24812788
Champion of the people right here. Way too much bitching in thread, not enough posting profiles and hooking up.
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>>24813074
>Champion of the people right here.
Glad to have your approval.

Unfortunately, I'm still not up on the "profiles to post" front, but oh well.
>>
I wish they'd stop showing you online unless you were in the chat with a profile.

I'm sick of hoping on (x) and people who are connected to me through (y) and (w) start shooting my messages and causing drama.
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>>24813150
In the account settings, browser settings, you can disable the 'online in chat' and 'last online time' things from showing on your profiles.
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>>24813154
Thanks buddy.
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>>24813150
Soo what, you get spammed with "why aren't you on X?!?!" or something?

Daamn some people are thirsty.


Also
>thread approaching ban limit
Well, how was this run, gents? I'd say we had a pretty chill... Oh golly, three weeks.
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>>24813196
>Soo what, you get spammed with "why aren't you on X?!?!" or something?

Yes

>Ban limit
Huh?
>>
>>24813200
>>24813196
Uh, bump limit I mean.

Just making a comment on general in the same post, not particularly attached to replying to you.
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>>24813196
>three weeks
Here's hoping it stays peaceful for even longer, and here's hoping certain people stay gone to keep it that way.
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>>24813387
I'll say this on the last post. Me and Rory are actually making amends and have a rough understanding. If the both of us ever come back some place, she's allowed to take all the cheap shots at me that she desires.

My general temperment has mellowed out in the past few months.
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>>24812502
>crixposting
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>>24813457
Stop whoring for attention to your idiotic dramas.
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>Dark and emotional rp
>Actually giving me a visceral reaction and making me feel like shit as I try to respond
Oh this is the good stuff right here
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>>24813676
For some reason making a bunch of pics like this for my Shadowrunner makes me feel upset inside
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We hit the bump limit. Whoever makes the new thread, make sure to link it here before this one dies.
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>>24813815
kinda surprised desu
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>>24813818
wow nice wordfilter
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>>24813815
I'll get to it in an hour or so. Should be fine in the meantime.

Just gotta select something for the OP pic and theme.
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>>24813815
>>24813848
Okay fellas we're moving

>>24813996
>>24813996
>>24813996
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