Where my /forever alone/s at tonight? Post pics, share tips.

Lower the toilet seat lid, it's there for a reason

>>24698226
I almost never do that, dont really see a point. is there one?

>>24698234
>L
the point is that next time u go to the toilet you have to expend more effort to lift it up. Also if you get up in the middle of the night and forget it's down you can piss all over it.

>>24698234
You'll thank me later when you go somewhere that has the toilet located right next to the sink. Unless you enjoy knocking things from the counter into the shitter

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>>24698207
What up OP

>>24698335
Nothin much. About to go to an office party. Gonna be awkward since everyone is going to be with their wife/husband or gf/bf.
Whats up with you?

>>24698373
Have some work to do, gym later.

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Cuz no 6-pack and fear of intimacy.
As for tips? Stop giving a fuck

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KHHV reporting in

Ive always been alone and kind of aloof in every social situation, even though i really want to connect with those i love esp the opposite sex =(

>>24698207
op you're sexy af
Why do you not have a gf? wtf

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>>24698207
>share tips
just tried fetlife so i can finally get laid, its really active but holy shit they are hostile, you cannot use the "hey lets fuck" approach without having literally the whole community in your area mobbing you

anyone have advice for someone with no friends but needs pics for tinder? I really need help with that

>>24699567
Hire a photographer

>>24699614
or B, join a photography class and ask one of your classmates who's actually interested in photography to help you get pictures for a "dating profile"

>>24698207

how old are you OP?

>>24699614
thats the issue though, from what ive read you need pics of you acting social with friends around you. is there some way to ask strangers for a pic without making it creepy as hell?

>>24699635
Nah wtf? You're picture should never include someone else. It should show you doing a hobby. Go to a wine sit and paint and ask the instructor to help you take a selfie, or go hiking and set up a cam or beach or something

>>24699639
huh you seem pretty knowledgeable, how many pics do you recommend having?

>>24699648
At least one face shot, and full body shot. Nobody is going to look past six photos, so six or less

>>24699666
DEM TRIPS

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Mentall /ill/
I live in Warshington

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22 year old autistic virgin nearly 23

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>>24699714
i wanna die xd

>>24698207
>forever alone
>tips
For what? Do you know what forever means?

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do i look cool in this pic

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NEED GF...

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>>24699722
you look super fucking cool buddy

>>24699756
ty

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>>24699726
Right here buddy

>>24699768
nice

>>24699722
I don't know about cool but you look hot. love the undies around your ankles, that really adds something.

>>24699624
Just woke up... I'm 23
>>24699566
Thanks senpai, I'm just that socially awkward. Spent too much time on the computer while developing.

>>24699567
You have a very nice face, I didn't know attractive guys use fetlife too. Maybe I'll give it a try after all

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Saturday night and I'm at home. Alone.
I need to try and make a friend or something...

>>24701844
Sargon of akkad is that you?

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>>24701844
I feel ya f a m. I never do anything on my saturday nights either, I'm just studying some chinese and about to play a game of league of legends for a break.

>>24699567
>>24701844
>>24701864

>First time on soc.
You guys look absolutely fine, the only thing that must be holding you back are shitty/narcissistic personalities.

>>24701874
I'll give you shitty personality, but not narcissistic. My self esteem is lower than the ocean.

I recommend heroin and a pet cat. It beats having friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxugNQUtpE

>>24701879
How come? What's fucking you up?

>>24701891
I don't know why to be honest, its just a constant feeling of no self worth, probably some hidden mental illness.

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I'm not sure if I'm ugly or weird. I have no friends

>>24703190
You're really pretty. You must be quiet.

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The only pussy in my life, don't know if I'm ugly or just give off "creepy" vibes

I'm just a mess, haven't left my place in about 2 days.

>>24701844

tktfbro. Honestly I don't mind it too much, but having someone to go out with every once in a while would be nice...

>>24701864

Nice tree

>>24703267

BcC7/p+/ is a MESS.

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>>24703267
nice kitty! My chubby cat is sleeping on me right now

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>>24698207
37 year old male reoprting from FL. Haven't had a woman look at me in eight years. I cant feel anything anymore.

>>24703422
Yuk

>>24705248
what?

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>tfw 5 in the morning and still can't sleep
>tfw last pic you took was months ago

>>24706052
5 am, huh? Where are you from?

>>24706335

Somewhere in East East Europe

>need self esteem, happiness, positivity etc to get a gf
>need a gf to feel those things
ree
Really missed the boat during my teen years

As the years go by I just keep getting more pathetic and less likely to get a gf, while they expect me to be further ahead in life and normal....

How to fix this

Btw i'm 23

>>24706377
cool.

>>24706435
Man, I never had a relationship UNTIL I was 23. Virgin, too. Then I got on OKCupid, had a lot of shitty first dates, and got into a 3-year relationship.

Put yourself out there. Yeah, it'll be awkward. Yeah, you'll fuck up. But you'll get better. Flirting is just like any other activity. It takes practice.

>>24706456
i'm not good enough for anyone on okcupid that isn't an obese mutant

>>24698207
After a long time of being self concsious about my face ive come to a realization. I think Im okay looking but its my personality thats shit. I dont know what to do about it.

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I've also got a massive head

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>>24698207
Reporting in

>>24706543
And I'm also a fucking retard, evidently

>>24706550
mine does that too, even if i double check that it is properly rotated. I even put it on my computer and rotated it, and it still posted sideways. After I cropped it down a little, it finally worked. Idk if its just 4chan or what.

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>last GF was 5 years ago
>extreme social anxiety
>always the tertiary friend in groups, never invited to things
>bald at 19
feels pretty bad desu

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>>24706692
me with a nice cheesy smile beecause it makes photos of me slightly less bad

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What facial flaws do I have? What separates my face from being attractive?

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Y'all fuck with that camera quality?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekzV2_Ns8

be less lonely my dudes https://join.skype.com/TnbRWWdiChjN

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Buying gf

>>24706692
Would you ever consider a minor hair tranplant plus SMP to frame your face/give the appearance of hair? You have great facial features otherwise.

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i will have been single for three years come this christmas, and its been a year since ive been laid. i just watch anime and play mmos all day

>>24706796
I thought about it, but hair transplants are really expensive (especially for what I would need given how far back my hairline is), and once you get hair transplants going bald is not really an option as you've got fucked up scars.

>>24698335
you're so handsome, where do I sign up?

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Two months have passed and I can't get over my ex. Is that normal?

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>>24706799
mirin your fashion sense
>>24706789
>tfw missed black friday at the gf store

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God, you people have low standards.

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Fat, nocturnal and needy.

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza