Wise blackbelt in partying anon summoning thread A long time

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Wise blackbelt in partying anon summoning thread

A long time ago a wise anon passed his wisdom on to me, it took me a long time to gain the physical appearance needed to even apply it and longer still to get even a basic understanding of the practical application of the techniques

So far I've gotten so many grinds and make outs I can't count them, and gotten head twice, but never managed to seal the deal and get laid

I'm sorry for failing you master, please come back and impart your wisdom on me
Also tell me what you think of this plan:

>get a job so I can afford my own place by splitting the bill with room mates
>host my own parties every friday and saturday night
>tsunami people with beer, vodka, and jungle juice
>kick out anyone who tries to white knight or cock block me because I own the place (technically share but they wont know that)
>fuck girls un apposed