HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU WOKE UP NEXT TO THIS GIRL?

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>>24692191
>girl
First thing I'd probably do is reach down and check for any surprises.

>>24692199
>implying you wouldn't be sucking her dick to clean up after last night

>>24692199
yes its a girl ffs now legit how would you react

>>24692201
ITS A GOD DAMNED ANDROGYNOUS CHICK NOW GET OVER IT. HOW WOULD U REACT FOR REAL

>>24692191
that acne would get me sick, would call the police and probably hang myself if I would get injected.

>>24692201
>implying I wouldn't be pounding the boipucci

>>24692209
idk, I'd probs ask if """""she""""" needed cab/uber/bus fare. Might walk her out the door if I'm feeling gentlemenly enough.

probably immediately have sex again (;

>>24692191
I tried to scream but vomit came out

>>24692191
she looks really old, but at the same time, young

>>24692191
Looks kind of weird, but I like that.
Would awkwardly inspect her before handing over a bowl of eggs.

>>24692333
she hates eggs

>>24692312
its the white hair maybe?

>>24692273
why this? SPLAIN PLEASE

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>>24692333

>>24692361
yeah but I DIDNT so please explain yo

>>24692370
Some dude who said he'd pick up a blacked out hooker and let her sleep on his couch. He said he wouldn't ask questions, but she had to eat a bowl of eggs before she could go. You should google it because I CBF to get the image, it's good though.

>>24692414
i couldnt wait for your reply so i did google it.

was not impressed.

>>24692191
>HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU WOKE UP NEXT TO THIS GIRL?

I'd check if she had grotesque hips.. And leave immediately.

>>24692191
Is that lady gaga?

>>24692191

Tbh, I would be kinda confused/worried and ask who she is and what happened the night before. Mind you, while she's not a 10/10, she still looks pretty cute, so I'd be pretty happy if waking up beside her was a regular thing.