/SHG/ thread (shoulder length and above only) No contactfagging

Bump for Shima and Alice

>>24690319
>bumping the two /shg/ with the busiest lives
Good luck with that.

>>24690358
Ya youd be better off summoning hux or spartan since they're always here

bump :)

Bumping for Spartan.

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>>24689921
Establishing ID
>dat macro tho god damn Shima

>>24691846
Scratch off

>>24691846
Obvious b8 but if you're actually that retarded you probably don't belong on 4chan
.

Well. Actually.. soc was a containment board. So you probably do belong here.

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>>24691846
>troll
That word doesn't mean what you think it means hun, but, here's your (You) anyways!

I want it to be warm and sunny out so I can go swimming again :0 it's been raining so hard the town's flooding

>>24691991
Consider yourself lucky. Your northern neighbors are getting a shit-ton of snow. Our water lines fucking froze this morning.

Anyway, lovely as ever. Thanks for the regular posting.

>>24692214
Thanks hun!

We're still getting hit, whole county lost power for an hour or so, it's back on, but, people's yards are flooding

>>24692239
Stay safe, friend. Don't go playing in the backyard rivers.

>>24691991
I'm pretty sure he's saying you look ugly like a troll, not the meme you're referring to.

>>24692431
I'm pretty sure she understands that and was posting a better picture of herself to show his taste in women is shit.

>>24692461
I doubt it

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Establishing ID. Also good morning, friends.

>>24692656
Hi Spartan. How are you?

>>24692656

Yay Spartan!

>>24692656

Good morning!

>>24692658
Very sleepy. I don't want to go to work.

>>24692665
Yay, Anon!

>>24692669
It's a morning.

>>24692700

Skip work! Hang out in the thread!

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>>24692703
No can do. It's the busy season, and I have roughly 500 orders to track down and ship today.

Shower time!

>>24692710
show us your beautiful pussy pls

>>24692710

Foiled by busy season. Shower pics?

>>24692710
You are so perfect <3

>>24692656
Yay hey gorgeous.
>>24692710
could we see your ass?

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>>24692714
I can show damp bush. I'm running late, no time.

>>24692716
No time.

>>24692718
You're perfect, Anon. <3

>>24692716
>>24692714
Also second both of these.
What panties you wearing today?

>>24692733
I love your body. And your hairy pussy is awesome.

Would you show your vagina?

>>24692733

Go go! Hurry back to us.

>>24692733
I love the bush its upsetting that you used to shave it. :/

Not as much as your eyes or ass I wont lie but its up there have a great day.

>>24692733
Can has feet?

>>24692744
You can ask every thread like you have been. if you want I have never seen her show them off unless its like new socks so goodluck.

>>24692733
very sexy body, prefer you shaved, but it really looks like you need to be filled

>>24692749
>every thread like you have been
Two threads, wow. That's more than one!

>>24692733
Your bush is perfect. Hope to see more of it later!

>>24692763
Someone did in the one before that too presumably you.

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>>24692936
>presumably you

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hey B)

>>24693115

Hiya!

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>>24693194
Hullo

>>24693201
Hi there.
Hows it going?

>>24693201

How are you?
I'm curious about the hair color and hair cuts in the picture. How much time is between these two photo?

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>>24693207
Pretty solid.

>>24693208
Oh man like 6 months. The first was taken a week or so ago. The second was taken in May.

>>24693115
>>24693201
>>24693216
Show dem boobies. or at least dat ass pic from when you did camp counseling stuff.

>>24693216

Nice. I must say that I like your hair best in the picture you just posted. It's simple and playful, and still very feminine.

>>24693216
>Pretty solid.
I know the feeling.
Anything exciting happening today?

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>>24693219
What ass pic? The one in the harness?

>>24693224
Thanks! It changes all the time. I'm always trying to do something new with it.

>>24693230
Nope. Nothing. Gonna go visit a friend where he works today and surprise him with coffee so I'm excited about that.

>>24693236
Sounds like fun.
> that is a nice looking ass btw

>>24693236
Oh yeah...

>>24691568
This thread aaid cis females only. Stop.

>>24693236

Here's hoping you have a fun day! Surprising people with coffee sounds like a great idea.
You're just hanging out at home for now?

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>>24693241
Thanks. My face is so dopey in that picture.

>>24693242
In use

>>24693248
Yeah I'm excited about it! Yeah. Just at my apartment in my college town. Headed back to hometown tomorrow.

>>24693249
Doesn't look dopey.
now I see you have a very nice figure all around.
How often do you work out to keep it looking that nice?

>>24693249
The dream is real.

>>24693254
I play rugby. But when that's not in season I run like 3 times a week. I should be doing more but whatevs.

>>24693260
Whatever your doing is working...
You look great!

>>24693260
That's hot...

>>24693260
Would you like to show off your abs/legs that you get from running?

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>>24693305
>>24693337
Thanks!

>>24693381
Eh I don't have many pictures and I'm not tryna take new ones. Plus I don't have abs RIP

>>24693436
No sexy camp counselor nudes. Darn.

>>24693436
>don't have abs
It's all good.. I was just trying to get you topless anyway.. lol
But in all honesty, you are a very good looking lady.

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>>24693444
>>24693446
lmaooo thanks

Where is DQ? :(((

>>24693452
Is that your GF?
>what a couple of hotties!

>>24693475
lmao no she's a friend. I'm straight

>>24693475
>implying that girls with short hair are necessarily lesbians

>>24693482
Wow!
2 hotties that are straight??
I am amazed more and more every day!

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>>24693491
This is kinda ignorant sounding lol

>>24693486
haha i've got that thicc rugby body

>>24693490
> i just assumed with the affection being displayed.... the short hair has nothing to do with it.
>had sex with women with shorter hair than me when I was younger ;)

>>24693497
I'm just messing with you.
I don't mean to come off as rude or ignorant.
Sorry about that

>>24693497

You're in pretty good shape to be honest! Nothing too outrageous and some nice legs. Thicc-ness is relative as well, everyone has their own definition of that.

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>>24693508
Hahaha I've got hella muscular thighs.

>>24693510
Haha okay! I just hate the stereotypes.

>>24693512
Oh no I'm in great shape. I dig my body. Thank you!

>>24693521
Hahah thanks

>>24693528
Crush my head between your thighs!

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>>24693538
nah

>>24693539
eh

>>24693528
>I dig my body.

That is the most important thing! Much more important than anything we could hope to do for you.
I'm very happy to hear that you're so body positive.

>>24689921
>cis girls only
>posts a man
????

>>24693547
>>Insert Brazzers logo

>>24693551
hahahahah what omg

>>24693548
Thanks!

>>24693552
nah I do what I want

>>24693538
LOL
She is in no way shape or form built for that thread!

>>24693563
cry me a river

>>24693574
Why not go to a nude type thread if you want nudes?
This one only implies hair length, nothing else.

>>24693585
RT

>>24693550
>>24693246
lol lurk moar
both these girls are regulars and shima has shown vag before

>>24693636
This

>>24693550
>>24693636
see.
>>24694424

rinse and repeat in 2 days when one of the same btards comes back mad that girls don't post there no more like ever now.

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Getting my hair cut in 2 days! I was thinking of getting rid of the layers in the front and going all one length~

>>24694622
you could pull off any cut desu

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>>24694627
You're too kind, I am just getting annoyed of the layers and they take a lot of time to style x_x
Plus I am throwing a huge Christmas party Saturday night so I want to get it curled!

>>24694641
your face is so feminine you could even go bald and look pretty

>>24694622
>>24694641
Who's this beauty?

>>24694641
There's no way someone who looks like this posts on here.

>>24694656
I don't think that would ever happen haha but thanks?n_n
>>24694659
I go by Alice!
>>24694666
But I do, Satan.

>>24694641
I would dip my nuts in sulfuric acid to get a date with you

>>24694622
>>24694641
Only girl worth breaking the rules so kik or Skype?

>>24694742
Fuck off contactfag

>>24694672
>powergirl has a name

>>24689921
Is this the Shima edition?

>>24692733
>that bush
wouldberry/10

>>24693550
kekekekekekekekekekek

>>24694622
>>24694641
holy shit not sure if catfish..

i have a big screen tv
reply with timestamp if u want to see me jacking off to you

even if u do 99.99% chance wont do it because i dont feel like it

>>24692367
I will, harder to go on deliveries when the driveways are all mud

>>24694641
less reposts, more cleavage

>>24695536
Contactfags spooked her off :(

>>24695568
contactfags and nevernudes... the weeds of 4chan

>>24694641
Alice come back

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Stay warm everyone, it's getting chilly

>>24695904
Continue

>>24695904
This is certainly keeping me hot... uh I mean warm

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>>24695909
>>24695912
<3

>>24695904
Best Girl strikes again.

>>24695920
well fuck, now I'm getting cold again
might have something to do with me taking off my trousers though

>>24695920
Yes, go on

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>>24692735
I was wearing Valentine's day panties tiny hearts, but I'm about to shower and get changed.

>>24692741
I might be here on the weekend, if I don't get too busy running errands.

>>24692742
I kind of like the bush, too. I also kind of like it clean shaven except for the itchy stubble.

>>24692744
I really don't like feet, sorry.

>>24692881
Later, I cannot be late again.

>>24695920
Goddamn, woman. Your butt is butt goals.

>>24696138

Always on the move :)
It's nice that you still stop by so often! I hope everything is okay with you and that you are having some fun showering :3

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>>24696149
Everything is good, but it's going to be a busy day, there was a blizzard yesterday, so I'm guessing at least half our staff will call in sick. 30k step day minimum.

>>24696163
Good morning beautiful. Glad to see your face before I head to work through this bitter ass cold.

>>24696138
>>24696163

Always looking forward to seeing you.

>>24696163

With a smile like that you can face all the world's problems.

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>>24696175
Isn't it awful? It's -20 here. Hopefully you work indoors.

>>24696177
Good morning Anon, I'm glad I can brighten your day.

>>24696178
I doubt that, do you know how many problems the world has?

>>24696221
Marry me pls!!!

>>24696221
You are another example on why genetics can be so unfair.
YOU'RE SO PERFECT

>>24696221
I do work in doors fortunately. I work with the behavioraly unsound aka mental asylum. Much fun.

>>24696222
I don't believe in marriage.

>>24696239
I'm not perfect! But there are many theories about how I stay looking so young at work.

>>24696268
Holy crap, that sounds like a worse day than I usually have. Any stories that you're legally allowed to share? My dad has PTSD, and I've always been pretty fascinated by the mind, I think that I would get too invested and be devastated when I couldn't help.

>>24696279
our marriage can change your beliefs :p

>>24696279
Anon with PTSD from military, and engaged to a psychiatrist. The mind is a very interesting thing.

>>24696279
I really can't tell any stories. Ill try to think of any I can. I can tell you I've had some injuries from when they snap tho. One arm is fucked up.

>>24696279
Oh here's a story that is probably safe. The guy is passed now. There was a guy here once that tore a bolted down fridge out of the ground and threw it. Crushed a staff workers spine.

>>24696221
Another story. Watched a guy out an inmate in a hold from behind. Inmate mule kicked him in the knee. The kneecap exploded and the guys knee bent backwards like an ostrich leg.

>>24696279
It is hard to not be emotionally invested in them. I have some that are incredibly sweet but when they go off are the devil made flesh. It messes with your head when you see it happen and know you can't do anything but hold them down and ride the storm.

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>>24696288
Do you know how expensive taxes get when you're married in Canada? That and I'm not spending thousands of dollars on a dress that I'll only wear once. I could go on about the silliness of weddings, and marriage, but I'll stop there.

>>24696348
Isn't it? It's so interesting how things affect peiple, and the different coping mechanisms. Like I said, it'd be a thing I would want to do if I didn't know I'd immediately get too invested. What branch of the military were you in?

>>24696349
I figured you wouldn't be able to, but tell me personal stories if you feel it's legal and comfortable to do so.

Showered, time to get ready for work. See you all in 14 hours I'd I dont just fall asleep as soon as I get home.

>>24696398
I'll tell you one thing you make my days here a little more bearable. My ID changes cause on mobile so ya know. I love that perfect body. Fuck.... You make me smile.

>>24696398

Thanks for the smile and the picture of your cute breasts. Have a good day today.

>>24696398
if not I'd

>>24696402
I'm glad I can make you smile.

>>24696421
I'm glad you're around. Please don't stop taking g pics of that beautiful smile, stunning eyes, and amazing body.

>>24696421
Hey, I'd love to see your asshole please

>>24696398
Trauma is a horrid and fascinating thing.
Why is getting too invested a bad thing? Sure, doctors need to be searched at times, and have their own ways if coping with the burden they're given. But you could do so much as an advocate.

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>>24696419
I got a reprieve! The power is out at work. I'm going back to bed.

>>24696426
Pour vous.

>>24696458
Sorry, no.

>>24696474
It's an awful, terrible thing that manifests in so many different ways. It's almost terrible to find it fascinating, because it means that someone else is suffering.

>>24696525

Huzzah! Bed! Snuggle pile on Spartan!

>>24696532
No touching! Although I am so freaking excited that I now get a 3 day weekend.

>>24696539

That is not how snuggling works.

>>24696543
That's also not how consent works. No touching unless I agree to the cuddle puddle.

>>24696552

Who wouldnt agree to a cuddle puddle?

>>24696525
Mercí.
And wish I could crawl in bed with you.

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>>24696570
What if you smell bad, and I'm too polite to tell you? I wouldn't cuddle with a smelly person.

>>24696585
Here, you can pretend.

>>24696525
Btw I did write a couple stories from work a couple up
>>24696392
>>24696386
>>24696378

>>24696593

Pretending is good enough. Are you warm and cosy?

>>24696593
And pretend I shall. I'd keep you nice and toasty.

>>24696593

I shower every day thank you very much!

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>>24696378
Holy crap. There is something there to be said about the strength of people when they're freaking out, huh? That's awful.

>>24696596
Thank you for the stories.

>>24696619
Lol yeah. One time one of them back handed me and sent me flying into a wall. And a different one grabbed my arm and wrenched the shoulder out of socket. Having the arm spun around 360° sucks. So I'm always looking for something to .American me smile and pass the day

>>24696624
Make* not American. Lol wtf

>>24696619
Hah, all this gives me the upmost confidence for my future when I leave school XD

>>24696597
So warm an cozy. I'm pretty much hurried in blankets.

>>24696599
Are you one of those people who is constantly warm?

>>24696602
I'm only teasing Anon. I work in a warehouse full of very smelly people, not being assaulted by body oder is a daily goal.

>>24696624
You're serious? That's so scary, and the worst part must be that they don't really mean it, they're just having an episode. I'm glad I can at least cheer you up a bit.

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>>24696664
Hurried? I need to start double checking what my phone thinks I'm saying. I meant buried.

>>24696525
Sometimes those that work with trauma the most, and are the best at it, are ones who have faced it themselves.

>>24696675

That looks great! Would you give us a peek under the blankets? I know it's a bit cheeky to ask, but I really enjoy pictures like that.

>>24696679
It's something I want to do, but also something I'm terrified if doing, honestly. You must have to be so strong to listen to all of the awful things all day long without just wanting to cry and hug your patient. I don't think I'd have the emotional fortitude.

>>24696683
Scroll up.

>>24696692

Must have missed that one, I'm on my phone. Thanks!

>>24696692
Everyone has someone they give their burden to. That's why someone who does something like that needs a strong and supportive significant other.

>>24696695
There's some nudes further up. Did my ID change?

>>24696697
That's the thing, I want to be that person. Burdens shared make a burden easier to deal with, but I'm so empathetic, it'd be hard to separate myself from the work. It's something I know I'd be good at, but also something I know I couldn't do.

>>24696715
And what I'm saying applies to you as well. No one just IS that person and just that. If you did that, you'd need someone yourself to help you with the burden of helping others. Good psychiatrists have a strong support network. People they can lean on when their work gets too close to home.

>>Mfw I pretty much come here to talk with Spartan about cooking or trauma, and barely even look at her boobies.

>>24696664
Yes I am always warm. Great for these northern climates lol

>>24696664
They don't mean it. They just go off. Sadly can't be helped. But I'm here for them.

>>24696692
I was scared to do it. Still am at times. Even though I get physically hurt a lot and never know when the next hit is coming I love my people. And they love me back. And I give them hugs and show them that they aren't abandoned. My personal mission is to make as many of them laugh and smile as possible.

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>>24696729
That makes a lot of sense, and I kind of like to be an island. It's why I know I couldn't handle it. I keep everything to myself.

>>24696747
It's freezing here now. I need the extra warmth.

>>24696752
That's what I'm saying. I can't imagine how scary it must he to deal with people who don't know what they're doing, or how scary it must be for them if they have a moment of lucidity and realize what they have done.

>>24696772
You sound like an amazing person. Compassion is in short supply it seems, lately, but you have it.

Also, blanket burrito.

>>24696869
I live in New Hampshire and it's below zero here...trying to stay warm

>>24696869
Open up, then. To someone. The world needs people with the drive you talk about.

>>24696869
Sadly I am in the states and I think it would take some time to get there to warm you. I'll try sending my excess heat through mental channels lol. I sleep with only a sheet all year round and boxers. Side note. I just saw the bush pic. Holy reow I am in love...
And my people Normally apologize for what is done and they are always forgiven. They are mentally disabled and mentally disturbed on top.
Thank you for saying I am compassionate. Many of my co-workers are assholes and treat them like shit so I try to make up for it all ya know. There is some amazing people living here. They just need someone to help them shine. And when you see them smile because of you it makes it all worth it.

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>>24695922
I try my best hun

>>24695933
Who needs pants?

>>24696138
Thank you <3 :*

>>24696904
Lovely as always doll

>>24696904
Classic Hux.

>>24696869
Love your eyes sweetie. Hows your kitty and what are you wearing today.

>>24696378
Yeah bolts rust a lot I have seen an 80 pound girl tear a park bench out that was installed a few years earlier and she was one of the weakest of my friends daughters.
>>24696398
One day others will realize you don't want to marry but taxes get cheaper from lots of the people I know anyways so do health care plans benefits usually car insurance too as woman pay less but crash more.

>>24696138
No your butt is butt goals and it used to be even bigger then it is now.
Oh thanks those are cute. what ones are you wearing now.

>>24696877
I'm so glad for the reprieve. The weather network says it's -30C with the wind chill. I don't want to go out there.

>>24696881
That is a whole different discussion that I don't want to get into.

>>24696896
You would hate the blanket burrito so much. It's true, though, a mentally ill or disabled person isn't always in control. It's important to be compassionate because it's likely they're just as frustrated as you are. You seem like you like your job, can I ask what it is you do?

>>24696904
You are most welcome, and looking lovely.

>>24696940
I'm wearing this.

>>24696957
Not in Canada! It actually gets a lot more expensive because the government considers both of your incomes as a single income. My mom was an accountant, and she taught me a great deal about how screwed up the system up here is. It is so much cheaper to file separately.

>>24696987
As you wish. Till next time.

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>>24696987
Oh, the picture didn't post. Weird.

>>24696987
I love my job in all honesty. I take care of people. Make sure they do the things necessary. Eat, drink, take meds, deescalate them when they get agitated, help them with clothing choices, keep them from attacking themselves and others, etc. Keep them safe and healthy in essence. Most fulfilling job I ever had

>>24696987
I could snuggle the blanket burrito just fine. ;)

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>>24697015
That sounds amazing, and very difficult. You're doing good work, Anon, and keep it up.

>>24696976
Butt goals?

>>24697012
God I want to be in that bed right now... You're over dressed but it's OK.

>>24697026
It is amazing! And I will keep it up. Wouldn't trade it for the world l. Tho I may if I can find a similar one in Florida or Virgin islands lol.
Think you could do that pose again but with panties down? I love that booty. Well I actually love that whole body.

>>24697026
wow, haven't been on shg in a while, and then i see your pics in this thread. you're gorgeous, and your body is incredible. wow.

>>24697026
Oh my mother fucking god holy shit, those are my favorite ones I have ever seen on you. Please post moar.

>>24696163
Your hair is at the limit for this thread

>>24697203
shut up faggot

>>24697203
fuck off if she goes over limit and you piss her off ill make a new hair thread or someone else will. since requests and pictures and posts are the thread and you apparently don't like to look at pictures or chat or request or comment actually how is your posts helping the THREAD?

>>24697026
>butt goals?
My goal is to have your butt rubbing on my junk. So... Yes?

>>24697203
Technically shoulders have a top and a bottom ends near the bottom of your armpit so. Bye,bye see you tomorrow with your new ID.

>>24697026
I want to spoon with this butt!

>>24697246
>>24697233
She can always just go to >>24694836
When it gets too long chill out orbiters

>>24696525
>>24696593
>>24696619
>>24696675
>>24696869
PERCEY FUCKING JACKSON

>>24697283
Shoulders is not long tho still got them idiots popping in. making comments not long etc. then people stop posting.

>>24697283
You can always just go to your favorite dick threads

>>24697026
>>24697012
>>24696398
>>24696221
>>24696163
Post-op I'm assuming, when did you start hrt?

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>>24697301

>>24694622
>>24694641
Waifu come back!

>>24697706
Fuck off beta nerd I called dibs the first day she posted.

>>24697714
Lol no in your dreams

>>24696987
Also your referring to what is called the marriage penalty? with your taxes when you joint file.?
Most married people don't get charged it and get what's called a marriage bonus unless you both get good jobs or improperly file and do there own taxes. Food for thought :). And once you calculate the cheaper insurance and car insurance and everything you save more there then you lose taxes usually even if you do get hit with the penalty and are low income.

"However, in some cases, the marriage penalty can hit low-income couples hard. That’s because peoplewho qualify for theEarned Income Tax Credit (EITC)get less money back when they file a joint return.In 2014, a childless couple with a combined income of$17,000would getonly $230 from the EITC. By contrast, twosingle peoplemaking $8,500 would each get $465, so this low-income couple would pay a penalty of $700 – about 4% of their total income."
700 $ you will save car insurance alone especially as a single young male.

>>24696987
Also spousal transfers usually saved married people 1-2000$ and most married peoples taxes go down in Canada. Found on turbotax as well as other sites :) You will need a different reason for your next bf. Like ya just don't want to and they ask again its fuck off lol.

bumpies

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Morning everyone

>>24700951
Hey good morning! How's it going?

>>24700951
How's it going?

>>24700951
Afternoon, ya bum!
You mentioned your computer is out for repairs? Hope you get it back before the Christmas event ends, cutestuff.

>>24700953
>>24700955
Pretty well, slept poorly, but, I'm doing well. How are you guys doing?

>>24700994
True
I told them I want my pc by next week or I want a refund, I was told 5-10 days for repairs, and it's been almost a month. They told me it was going to be shipped twice already, and, I still don't have it yet. I'll likely end up just getting a refund, sadly.

>>24701066
>a month
Ten days? I would have been up their ass at two weeks.
Winston got a skin that makes me actually want to play him.
Feel better, take all the drugs.

>>24701177
They said it would ship out last Monday, then they said it would ship yesterday lol I just want my damn computer, I missed the entire hallowed event

I love Winston's new skin! I bought some boxes and for the McCree skin and Zenyatta one <3

>>24701066
>>24701376
This is why I know how to fix my own stuff.

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>>24701376
Scrooge gave me a laugh, I'd like to have it. Somewhat refreshing since I don't like any other McCree skin outside Classic.

>>24701457
It's under warranty, so, I didn't want to mess with it.

>>24701465
I like his white skin, looks nice imo. I love his belt buckle for his scrooge skin
>gamf
>gay ass mother fucker

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>>24701552
>gay ass mother fucker

>>24696221
You seen to be quiet a slut, how much you enjoy having your clit licked?

>>24696904
Does the carpet match the drapes?

>>24695904
So pleased to see you back on here ;)

>>24701703
That's what it means and I know it

>>24702976
Nah

>>24703266
I never left hun :0

>>24703269
Haha I guess that just makes me eager to see you posting You're honestly cute af :)
I would love to see your perky boobs if that's possible

>>24703269
You never left? So your not a ambi-turner just like Zoolander?

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Yes hello this is me I am back

Do you like my new jacket and/or disgusting mirror?

>>24703351
Good God yes your gorgeous , but I'd rather have the jacket off=D

>>24703351
10/10 would hold hands with

>>24703351
In hindsight this photo makes me look like a fatty fatty 2x4 can't fit through the kitchen door.

Protip: This isn't my gross room.

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>>24703361
Aaaand dropped my pic. Polite sage for being dumb.

>>24703361
Def don't look fat, you look fine as hell=]

>>24703369
Oh my!

>>24703369
Might I ask for a timestamp as well beautiful lady?

>>24703369
Q T! Thathe color does look great on you, but I am wishing a "breeze " might blow that skirt up a bit;)

>>24703369
Hey cutie, can we see that booty?

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Who else is so damn excited for Christmas? I got a hair cut and a colour refresher and finished my Christmas shopping yesterday. Now I just have to wrap and I'm done. I can't wait.

>>24703626

>tfw family christmas party is 2 days after christmas

It is like double christmas. Almost. Kinda. Not reall. idk.

>>24703626

No plans for me, but it should be a decent few days. I hope you have a nice few days though!
You look pretty sharp with that color, good job!

>>24703629
That's pretty cool. It always seems like I spend all this time finding thoughtful gifts, then it's over in 20 minutes. I'd love for it to be spread out like that.

>>24703632
It's always a trip. I have a large family, and we all get together. It's very loud and chaotic, then we all eat dinner. It's my favourite day. My grandma wouldn't mind one more if you weren't some random Internet person who I don't want having my grandma's address. She's been known to invite random people who have no one to spend the holidays with.

>>24703640

Haha, that's very kind of your grandma. I wouldn't be able to accept that sort of hospitality. I mean I would also need plane tickets etc. It's nice to see people be generous for the holidays!

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>>24703641
The plane tickets alone would probably be too much just for dinner and chaos. I hope you have a nice, quiet Christmas.

>>24703626
>>24703654
Every time I see pictures of you, I have a boner. :p
I wish you took requests. ^^

>>24703654
Can we see your feets?

>>24703654
Damn your cute=] marry Christmas to me!!

>>24703658
I do take requests, silly. I just ignore the ones I don't like, or apologize.

>>24703668
I really dislike feet. I'm sorry.

>>24703672
Merry Christmas to you!

>>24703687

Hip bones or collar bones!

>>24703626
Same here! Well i finished my shopping yesterday and I'm going to get a haircut today! Maybe itll be short enough to post here haha

>>24703687
Yes but I wish you would post more often. You are so cute!

>>24703687
I'll make a request, can we see a full body pic? Non nude o course =P

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>>24703690
Pour vous.

>>24703692
Do it!

>>24703700
Merci!

>>24703700
You got beautiful hips! Can you take one standing?

>>24703700
Do you have an innie or outie vagina? I'd love to see this. ;p

>>24703700
Oh my there is something beautiful. Overdressed but still mind numbing. You make my work days go by with a smile hun

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>>24703699
Full body. I am a very tiny, althetic woman.

>>24703708
Outie.

>>24703709
Overdressed in a tank top and underwear? Do you know how cold it is here?

>>24703727
How tall are you?

>>24703727
God your perfect0.o like insta nose bleed. I would kill for more=]

>>24703727
>Outie

Yummy! Do you plan on showing your vagina some day? I've never seen it yet. It would be so cute.

>>24703727
Lol really fricking cold. I'd offer to warm you up but like last time I'm in the states and it be to far. I'm always to warm. And I know your cold I just love seeing as much as you as possible.
And to the comment bout outtie. You've made my day knowing that now. That's my absolute favorite and now dying to see. Lol
And you asked for stories bout my job at the mental asylum before. A recent one. Got stomach punched by a person that weighs almost 500 lbs. Lifted me off the ground. Threw me into a counter and slammed my head off it. Lol

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>>24696904

For some reason i can stop thinking about how gorgeous you wouldd look pulling a full ahegao pose

>>24703727
Please more of these hips

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>>24703706
Sure can.

>>24703704
C'est rien.

>>24703735
I'm 5'5.

>>24703748
Soonish.

>>24703783
I'm hard as fuck!

And those pubes.... 8==========D

>>24703783

5'5'' is like average. Also cute belly button.

>>24703783
Good God I could cut diamonds over here!!!

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>>24703783
>and that nice bush
Can you take one like this?

>>24689921
>>>24696904
>
>For some reason i can stop thinking about how gorgeous you wouldd look pulling a full ahegao pose
For gods sake please do this pose ¡!!!!!¡!!!!!!!

>>24703783
I love how those beautiful pubes are peeking out. Such a great tease. Damn...

>>24703783
Good morning, glad to see you're back

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>>24703788
Not around here! Everyone is so tall, but thank you.

>>24703794
Why not?

Okay, the captchas are starting to get ridiculous and I have things to do. See you later, Anon.

>>24703844
Please keep posting!!! It's so beautifullll

>>24703772
Lol not 500 Jesus 300+ man I need to check these before posting.

>>24703727
Hey sexy can I see your ass in those tights.

>>24703783
How does your ass look in those?
>>24703844
Bush later or your not in the mood today for geor bush? ;) lol

>>24703351
>>24703361
You're gorgeous but you're insecurity is off putting

>>24703626
Lightning thief!

bumpies

>>24703269
Can we get some more lewds?

>>24692710
Logistics working with online orders hey? Which store?

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<3<3

>>24706323
You look absolutely adorable, I love the hat.

>>24706334
Thanks Anon, I borrowed the hat and glasses from a friend c:

>>24706323
Simply beautiful

>>24706323
hrrnnnggggg puddles, looking cute as always

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>>24706432
>>24706452
Awe you guys are too sweet!

>>24706589
its been a while since i've seen you post so it makes it that much better - hands down one my favorite posters, cute af with a perfect body!

>>24706589
I like your hair!

>>24706589
I want to smooch those lips!

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>>24706593
I knowwww, I've been scarce lately. Tryna fix that xo
>>24706690
Thanks!! I've had this cut forever, and (unfortunately for you guys) I'm slowly growing out my hawk.
>>24706765
Oh my!

>>24703844
nice, but shave

>>24706798
fuggg dem collar bones

>>24706798
Ayyy puddles hows the weather going in your neck of the woods, and tbqfhwy I kind of miss the hawk. BRING IT BACK

Plus I like your patriotic sweater too kek

>>24703844
I could eat that peach for hours

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>>24706847
Tbh I remember being absolutely ecstatic when I was probably around 13, and I noticed that my collar bones were visible.
>>24706951
It's not a sweater, it's a onesie!!! Weather here has been cold (-40 windchills all week) but since yesterday it's been super nice! Above the freezing point during the day even, hope it stays this nice through to Christmas!!

>>24707015
dat thiccness!

>>24707015
shesh mah dude that onesie is really cute unfortunately kek
and mfw I was shivering from 50F and high winds over here, no clue how you northern moutin folks deal with that kind of weather. Whelp you better start sacrificing sage herb to your weather god for a non white christmas

Got anything planned for xmas, and is that albert hitchcock of the tv box behind you

>>24707015
>dat onsie

plz moree

>>24707015
you is cute xx

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>>24707027
<3<3
>>24707084
Oh Anon, you know nothing of cold, 50F is like, a crisp fall morning. I dream of days that warm!! I've given up on my dreams of avoiding a white Christmas though, it won't get warm enough to melt the snow no matter how much I want it to. And no, it was a Netflix documentary about a serial killer :o
>>24707112
ISNT IT CUTE??? it's my favourite to wear in the house in the winter c:
>>24707126
Thank you Anon!

>>24707148
Lyfe as a califag is tough mah dude its hot all year and then bam its FUCKING 40F, kek I use to be use to the cold but guess not anymore no bully pls. But hell as a person whoes never seen it snow on *our guy* jose bday it can't be that bad, I think its been 70F before on xmas. Clear skys are overrated
>documentary about a serial killer
That sounds exactly like some hitchcock thing lol, wait was it the act of killing? And wtf are you doing up so late anyways

>>24707148
yes incredibly cute! Can we see your comfy butt on soles in dat onsie?

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>>24707197
I mean yeah, I feel you on the weather. Documentary was called Interview with a Serial Killer, no idea who the guy in the photo was, but it's about Arthur Shawcross. I'm up late waiting for the boy I mentioned a few threads ago to call me like he promised, it's looking like I have a Christmas sweetheart :o [[also, it's not late at all?]]
>>24707207
Not really looking to do requests, but you reminded me! Look at the cute bum flap!!

>>24707256
Well might as well open it

the lovely ladies posting in this thread are absolutely beautiful, every last one of you.

good vibes to all you pretty people.

>>24707256
I was about to call it a night but I guess I can knuckle out one more

>>24707256
that's fucking amazing

>>24707256
>Arthur Shawcross
Welp guess I got something to wiki and read now since I'm bored. I'd kill to switch places with you weather wise but I'm probably not built for the cold. If your xmas crush isn't in your same timezone maybe you should hit him up first unless he said otherwise. Don't give up hope
Its midnight hear, usually after this time everyone one is asleep or being an night owl(plus I was farely tipsy when I started posting)

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>>24707263
Idk about that boo
>>24707264
Tbh most positive and inclusive post I've seen here in a while, thank you anon!
>>24707290
Isn't it cute???
>>24707294
I'd gladly switch with you, cold sucks when you don't drive. I've gotten myself stranded at my friends' houses because I can't walk back without getting frostbite before. As for Christmas Crush, he lives really close to me! His brother dragged him out to Karaoke, so now I wait :o

>>24707321
I hope you keep that same qt expression even if you get ghosted tonight ;~^(
Trade me all your jackets and I'll give you all my.........shants and other warm ppl cloths kek. Your friends don't bitch at you for staying over cause the cold right? A free loader is way better than a icicle I guess. Maybe give him another hour till you start wondering, or just send that neutral, "hey you"
Did you guys already karaoke or is that an upcoming ding?

>>24707256
Puddles keeps getting boyfriends. Why even live?

But for real, though, it's great seeing you around here again. We miss you, Puddles babu.

>>24707256
great ass

do you do nudes?

>>24707256
I need this onsie.

>>24707321
Be honest, do you ever do your business through the butt flap?

>>24707519
Sup sparts

post bum?

>>24707519
hello Spartan!

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>>24707524
It's Monday morning. Time to blast music to get pumped for another week of 14 hour days.

>>24707525
Hi, friend!

>>24707535
I want to kiss your ass!!

>>24707535

You'll have the weekend to look forward to! I think this week will fly by for you. As long as you keep looking this bootyful you'll manage :3
How's it going?

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>>24707536
Don't you already do that by always telling me how good I look even when I'm a hot mess?

>>24707540
Oh my God, my weekend was mortifying. But u got the last of my Christmas shopping done, at least.

>>24707546

Hmm, I'm sorry to hear that the weekend wasn't ideal. What happened that made it so mortifying?

>>24707548
Oh my God. So, my shift is a pretty tight knit bunch, and it's not uncommon for someone to invite us to all hang out and do something. Movies, drinking, gaming, whatever. Last week a coworker invited me to go see a movie and hang out, and I thought it was just the normal everyone who can be there will be, but it was apparently a date and I didn't know until I knew.

>>24707546
You're so sexy. Mind pulling your shirt down for a quick flash?

>>24707556

How did it go? Besides it being an awkward surprise it might still have been nice? or did you cancel when you found out?
You're very attractive and single, as far as I know, so I can't really blame people for asking you on dates. I'd definitely crush on you if we worked together and I would be a few years older so we'd be the same age.

>>24707546
Dear lord beautiful, I don't wanna work with the crazy people today. :/
You look lovely as always.
And God I love that ass. Wish I could nibble it.

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>>24707557
For you.

>>24707569
It seemed like he took it well, but the type of guy he is, I'm just worried I screwed up, and gave him the wrong idea by complete accident. We've been exchanging books we are both passionate about, and now it's so weird. I didn't know until he put his arm around me.

>>24707572
Thank you, but no touching unless I invite you. :p

>>24707586
I love your nudes. You are delicious.

Please go on.

>>24707586
But of course. :)
I just like waking and seeing you before I head to the asylum. You always brighten the day.

>>24707586

What idea did you think you gave him? I have no experience with these matters, but it sounds like the ball is in your court. Do you like the guy and give romance a chance, or do you want to keep exchanging books and be great friends?
If you let him put his arm around you and if that made you feel good he has he a chance, right?

>>24707586
Thank you! You're too sweet

>>24707535
nice ass. bend over legs apart

>>24707590
I'm sure you're delicious, too.

>>24707594
I'm glad I can brighten your day. It seems like you have a really difficult job.

>>24707597
I'm honestly not sure, I just don't want to make another person feel bad.

>>24707603
You're welcome!

>>24707610
No unfortunately I'm ugly as fuck. kek

>>24707610
>I'm honestly not sure, I just don't want to make another person feel bad.

mfw that is exactly what the last person I tried to get close to told me. rip.
The guy might be trying very hard to gain your trust and to get to know you. I'm sure he has the best intentions at heart, but he might also be very frustrated that you aren't letting him get close to you.

>>24707610
Always brighten it up for me. Starting a day with a smile always makes it better. Even in this bitter ass cold lol. You are lovely.
My job can be but so worth it.
Im at work. Hope your day is amazing. And hope to see more of you!

>>24707610
Do you ever spread ass anymore sparts?

And you're looking good, staying fit.

>>24707613
I doubt that, we are our own worst critics.

>>24707616
I'm sorry that happened to you. It's weird and I'm really not sure what to do. I'm worried that I hurt his feelings, which is the last thing I want. But I mean, there is no good way to explain you didn't know it was a date, right?

>>24707648
I'm glad I brighten your day. I hope it's an easy day today, your job sounds so stressful.

>>24707678
post more nude pictures :>

>>24707678

I have no idea how dating etiquette works. Never been on one, only got rejected in the past and haven't asked anyone in years.
Do you reckon that you could try spending more time with him in person, one-on-one, without it turning into dates or romance? You could just have a good male friend, right? I don't have any friends either, you see.
I'm sure you can work this out in a way that's beneficial to both of you.

>>24707678
All good beautiful. No matter how stressful the day gets as long as I'm alive everything is good. Tho wish I would've put in some damn long johns. So could I think I reverted through puberty. Lol

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>>24707689
Gotta shower.

>>24707690
I don't know how to proceed with someone when I didn't know it was a date. The poor guy must be more mortified than I am.

>>24707691
It's winter! Layer up.

>>24707724
take shower pics then :p

>>24707724

You don't have to know what's going to happen. Just let it happen, and don't be afraid of the future?
You look fantastic in your shower pictures... I would absolutely offer my help if you wished for someone to wash your back.

>>24707724
Can we get a pussy pic?

>>24707724
shower and shave