Tinder rate thread

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>>24678463
Got a new look to my profile lately

>>24678507

>>24678507
Do you have mental problems? Do you not get matches or something?

>>24678517
No i dont get matches and makes me feel pretty insecure

>>24678507
Here's a suggestion, make 4,2,6 your prof pic. 2 and 6 make you look like you are social and 4 is focused on face.

>>24678507
Maybe start wearing nice clothes. You have all the manly features but still dress like a 16 year old

Which one of these profiles would be better:
"Just looking for a nice conservative girl to give backrubs to and cook breakfast for. But lets both be real - she doesn't exist."
or
"Earnestly looking for my Elisabeth of Bohemia, but a Eugenie will do for now."

>>24679899
Neither? First one comes off as neckbeardy, you're on tinder not ChristianMeet. The second one is a reference that not enough people are going to get to make it worth it.

Just put some of your interests/hobbies there and maybe some good original humor if you have it. Make yourself sound interesting.

>>24679995
I figured the first one would be tongue-in-cheek style humor (I live near a college campus in a historically more conservative part of the country), but I can see where you're coming from.

The interest/hobbies route seemed too basic, but then again, this is basically a hookup app.

>>24680071
Exactly, it's just a hookup app. Most people are going to have made their decision off of your appearance in your pictures.

The bio doesn't have to be some super original and attractive paragraph. It just has to not deter those on the fence of swiping right.

This is just my 2 cents, do as you want man.

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Help me out /soc/ senpai

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>>24680655

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tinder goes alright for me. I know the profile looks like a weak effort but I can make up for it with sweet talk.

>>24680655
get rid of photo 2 and 3. you look good in 5, zoom in on that original pic with just you and your mate so girls don't have to play wheres jared (and set its as your first pic)

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Thoughts?

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Am I enough a retarded cuck ?

Actual Tinder question: The first person I messaged after restarting Tinder is someone I'd messaged before I deleted it. It looked like they unmatched me right away, but I got a reply later on. She's been talking to me but she keeps disappearing from my matches. It happened with my first match from the first time I used Tinder as well. I have to keep logging out to see her.

>>24680971
>Actual question

No questions are in that paragraph mi familia.

>>24678507
Ger rid of 1, 4 and make 5 your main
5 looks casual enough and its the only pic where you arent posing
1 and 4 are pointless
You dont always need as many pics as possible

>>24680880
Looks good to me, I like the lumberjack aesthetic you are rocking a lot. Are you not having success?

>>24678507

I agree with this >>24681876 guy.

>>24680880
Should be good, if you're not doing well it because your face isn't that clear on your first pic
Don't use a selfie for your main either

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Any suggestions? Rate me?

>>24678507
Im not sure why you're not matching , i think ur above average. Idk maybe girls r picky cause ur neck? Maybe ur not swiping, live in small area?

Also you adding your height is insanely obnoxious

>>24681006
Your muscles look absolutely ridiculous and those size s clothes your wearing don't help ur case

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I get next to know matches. What do I do other smiling?

Am I just boring/overbearing? Ill talk to my matches. Send them a good few sentences and then thryll message me back with like five words per reply and I feel like they wont continue the conversation. Is this normal?

>>24682747
Get rid of the "myspace-angle" pictures in 2 and 3.

>>24683651
Nothing about your pictures look confident at all. Moreso than just a smile, you look uncomfortable as hell even in the one with your friends. Women on tinder look for someone who's fun to be with and I just don't think you project that with your profile.

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Is there an appeal to. Not giving a fuck? Or am I just that good looking? ~80 matches, this is it and some Spotify shit I linked

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>>24678463
Thought about making my bio as such

6’0” (Campus Name), studying Wildlife Conservation. My sense of humor makes me out to be more of an asshole than I really am. Cool if we really hit it off, but also don’t mind a fun night. Either way, looking to meet some new people.

Or replace with “My humor” line with "Hopefully this app won’t fail me like Hillary failed the Democrats."

>Thoughts?

>>24682747
get a haircut that the common 14 year old mommy's boy doesn't rock.

>>24683921

Don't bother putting thought into a bio, just shit something out and keep it short. Don't list cringey intrests with emojis either.

>>24683931
All I'd really be trying to do with a bio is just weed out people that are way too sensitive to humor (Politic joke or just flat out warning I can come across as a dick) and that I'm more or less just looking for a quick lay, but if something else happens then cool.

>>24683964
If you're looking for a lay, then why worry if someone gets triggered at a joke? Just don't risk it if you really want to fuck a person, if they get triggered whatever and move on.

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wew

>>24684280
you look like a fallout 3 character in 4

lmao

>>24684280
Give up.

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Hit me with some advice /soc/ not very successful