I'm a monster. Ask me anything

Best thread on/soc/ right now.

>>24656391
what kind of porn do you watch?

>>24656391
What's the freakiest thing you do with your butt?

>>24656442
Live only

>>24656391
Qt desu

>>24656391
If you are pic related you can go hang yourself right now

>>24656391
>monster

haha, son, you use that term lightly.

>>24656391
How many times do you roar every day?

Do you eat people?

>>24656391
What is the proof of the Riemann hypothesis, i.e., solution to Hilbert's 8th problem?

>>24656391
What's it like losing the 'unloseable' election and being married to bill?

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is this picture funny?

>>24656391
Why have you deserted us in our time of need and procrastination? Some all-important Elite Monster Conference?!!
Are you too good for your own thread?!

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>>24658124
Needed rest...
This AMA, is a bit of a cry for help / suicide mission for the only bit of good I can do.

>>24656769
I would have probably killed myself if I didn't know the science of it.

>>24656812
So then... what should I say?

>>24656942
If I could, I would. Cooked from the legs up,
raw near the crotch

>>24658064
Trump actually bought me more time. So I hope. Things looks a little bit funny; the election being so close and all. I'm a bit scared that this is all still just a show.
We persecute our own for pleasure. Just as gods do.
Notice how people of power(gods/narcissists) tend to have these tendencies.
>kek... tendies.

>>24658068
Not familiar with this field of memes. sorry

>>24658056
Interesting question.
Fun fact, if you're not good at math or have someone who is, you can't be a thriving monster.
comes with the territory.

>"It is usually men that could not get a girl at that age that probably can't get the child out of their head. Losers."

She's right
And it hurts everyday knowing I'll never have love that innocent

>>24658177
What makes you a monster? Other than societal norms, which we all know that real monsters don't value enough to even think about, and therefore do not self-identify as monsters.
>thanks for the procrastination help, btw. I must face my consequences now. The entertainment you've provided shall blunt the pain of reality.

>>24658399

Ah, but you are wrong. You see, I have been both human and monster, and I can tell the difference.

This dude probably had some fantasy of eating / murdering people, and he's immediately a monster.

A monster is someone who prepared a very good murder for several people, with a high chance to get away from it. The human is the one that decided not to.

For the curious, those persons would have been my entire family. I would have to end up pretty burnt from the accident to not be suspicious, but I really didn't minded at the time.

Not OP, I'm the one who criticised the use of the word monster. Because darkness is easy to see once you been through it.

I don't want to compete or qualify myself.

I felt like the OP-pic-related was clear enough.
Maybe not.

It's my value of societal norms that I believe may have driven me further down the path. Maybe initiated it.
Because I was never apart of those norms. I couldn't be.

>>24656391
>cheese pizza
>>24656459
>Live only
...get help or end it all.

>>24658939
I do not watch that s*** at all for 1 I'm terrified 2 it's as passionate as regular s***

>>24659232
Passionless
Christ...
Passionless

>>24658939
>cheese pizza
that's very clearly a pepperoni pizza

>>24658177
>Fun fact, if you're not good at math or have someone who is, you can't be a thriving monster.
Indeed. Certainly not prime.

>>24659266
Yeah. This thread fails on so many levels. Op. Why.

>>24659561
That's because of the questions being asked.

I guess I can't expect too much heat from this place.
After all, /soc/ hosts a gap thread.
I'm hardly alone

>>24659232
>>24659235
OP here btw

>>24659582
>gap thread
What the fuck does that have to do with pepperoni?
This place also holds a thread for piss and hairy girls and traps

>>24659586
Wow. Thank god you told us. Its not like theres an id tag associated with each users posts here that could have helped us figure out who the mysterious op is

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>>24658318

>>24659601
>>24659612
can we stop beating around the bush?
we need to starting thinking "before the bush"?

>>24658939
>...get help
how is OP supposed to do this, exactly? admit it to anyone, and he's on a list, can't get a job, can't live in a decent neighborhood, or just go straight to jail, do not pass go, etc.

for all of our righteous indignation about the problem, society offers exactly zero viable options for someone to overcome their disorder and reintegrate as a productive human being.

might as well have a sign that says, 'if this is you, keep doing whatever you do in secret, because we have no interest in helping you fix yourself.'

>>24660174
Well. I wouldn't go to jail.
Maybe put on a list, not thrown in jail.

>>24660080
>child porn is so cool and edgy we have to use euphemisms constantly like fucking teenage morons

>>24660738
Literally not cool.
Just got done explaining that

>>24660174
>admit it to anyone
Unless he specifically he says "I am going to kill someone" to a therapist, they can't tell anyone

>>24656391
Can you explain the pic related? bc i'm dumb.

>>24661360
how has 4chan not heard of #PizzaGate?

>>24661508
cause mods kept deleting the threads

>>24661508
Oh. I wasn't making the connection. I use chan to escape the real world.

>>24661510
Well. Guess what. I'm getting pretty close to the chef. I really hope I don't give in

But I don't know his recipe
Or how coersive the cooks are