Shall we ? Roast thread.

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My state of mind is not even close to my facial expression but who cares.

>>24655336
wouldn't roast that with a stick

I also have two warnings within the last day, so not much to work with

>>24655650
Is that a chocolate waffle you are taking that photo with?

well this was terrible

>>24655336
You aren't the funny one in the group. Just stop

>>24656317
You could probably use that nose to scoop milk and cereal into your mouth?

>>24655336
Qt desu

>>24655655
Warnings ?

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Turn up the heat.

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>>24655336
Just me? .....

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>>24655336
didn't get to have any horcruxes but still got stuck with Voldemort's nose
>>24655650
Miss Piggy fucked a gook
>>24656317
Supremely enchanting look into the camera with your 2 dollar goodwill jacket ya future school shooter
>>24656656
Had to work min. wage after Dad cut me off after my 4th DUI and I beat my girlfriend

>>24657564
You are literally the girl who everyone takes for one night stands on rate threads because you look fucked in the head.

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>>24655336
Type of hoe that makes ugly faces, to attempt to hide her real ugliness.
>>24655650
Nipples point south, chipmunks follow you, attempting to find their god.
>>24656317
Looks cocky, became a douche in order to redeem yourself after years of getting bitch slapped and cucked. Fucking pussy.
>>24656656
Mouth looks like it's about to eat the rest of your face. Those plants remind of the tree rape scene from Evil Dead, except you're liking it cause of that smile on your face.
>>24657251
One night Leonardo Decaprio had a little too much to drink and his buddies dared him to fuck the sloppiest whore in the club, he got several STDs such as Chlamydia, herpes, and you.
>>24657564
Favorite and most fitting kink for you is donkey punch.
>>24657848
Too much msg, your head will eventually inflate enough to the point you rise off the ground.

Make me cry

>>24658123
You think you're swole, you walk around in tight shirts, not knowing that everyone is laughing at you, you are above 15 percent bodyfat and you should be ashamed. You are a worthless sack of beaner shit, I bet your mother doesnt even love you. You try to look tuff but the only reason people don't look at you is because you're the ugliest fucking rodent in nature. You want to be a Marine, but you didn't have the balls or physical fitness to join. You think that if Mexicans where to come to this country, they would do good service, but nooo this spick really thinks he can fucking pollute our nation without any fucking consequence? Not a single American wants you here, YOU HEAR ME YOU TWITCHY EYE PENDEJO? Fucking greaser. You dont deserve that phone, house, clothes or life, you are that pathetic and YOU should be the one used for experiments, not animals. I hope you have a slow agonizing death, I hope to see the day your familia is dressed in all black. I hope you fucking hang yourself even tho you probably hang can't even understand this because you're a ignorant mexican. So allow me to translate this: ESPERO QUE EL DIABLO TE LLEVE Go back to your country you wuss, oh! Also mow my fucking lawn for a tortilla on your out too! Die

So good. Keep em coming

>>24657844
Who would fuck that?

I'm the best looking one here...

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Alright I'm heading to bed soon, but someone give it your best shot.

>>24655336
Wearing any kind of overzealous colorful shirt won't distract people from your soulless dead black eyes, just switch to fucking dikes or old men already
Just find a bum and pay him snuf you, atleast you'll get laid

>>24655650
That bell top dress isn't hiding the fact that your body is as disproportionate as your smile and your eye brow spacing.
Oh wait those could be drawn on

>>24656317
Once you get older those face folds will cave in and you'll find that nobody likes as much as they us to....if they ever did.
That'll probably happen after your grey hair falls out from being a sjw cuck

>>24656656
One day you'll find out your entry level high schooler job is just another hole you dug yourself in
And that qt coworker you have a crush on only fucks dirty mexican painter raw in the restroom

>>24657220
oh damn thats pretty funny

>>24657251
One day you'll wake up squinting so much you'll lose track of your needle dick jajajajajaja(i.e. I couldn't think of anything good)

>>24657564
Seen this same pic posted here more then a crusty hooker's ad on backpages

>>24657848
>muh my bitch of a dad said he'll can only afford a 3 series bmw after I graduate collage instead of the audi I told him I wanted.

>>24658123
Started getting gain after you found out you looked like the guy from mr. robot and your boss rubbed your dick the wrong way so getting tick is the only way to feel safe
Turns out your style only attracts tumblr wales since your thin head fits snugly in their sweaty pussbank. Same goes for gay fags too

>>24655336
I could dismiss you with a simple "mental illness" but your problems go deeper than that. You look insufferable, and it's not just your facial expression or your fetal alcohol syndrome nose. You've never done anything noteworthy in your life, have you?

>>24655650
Holy shit. That's the most awkward phone handling I've ever seen. Life must be hard with those stump fingers. You didn't roast anyone else? I wonder if it's because you're a selfish seal-bodied slob or if you're literally unable to because you press three letters at a time when you mash the keyboard with your sausage fingers. You've done your fingernails, mashed on your make-up Simpsons make-up shotgun style, and you've got this loose fitting get-up all in a hamfisted attempt to distract from your gunt. You couldn't trick the most unobservant fucker, and even if you did they'd be taking a long, cold walk down Disappointment Avenue when they see you naked.

>>24656317
Furrowed brows are a real red flag for douchers. Trying to look cool, beta boy? Your shitty fashion sense (did mom dress you?) give you away. Just a hint of skin breakout and bags under your eyes. Are you stressed because your life is shit and your "friends" in high school don't like you? It's only going to get worse, buddy, pull your head out of your ass and learn to shave.

>>24656656
Everything about you screams "punch me right in the goddamn face immediately." That 12 year old chic gelled-back hair, that low iq underbite. Is it the lighting, the angle, or does the right side of your face just out like some poorly constructed Frankenstein's monster abomination? That's it. You're Frankenstein's monster without the intellect. You're so fucking misshapen it seems you can't even smile properly. Good luck at life dude, you're going to need it.

>>24657220
Not just you.

Ran out of comment space, can't be fucked with the rest of you. >>24657251 You're lucky, chubby wisp-o fuck.

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>>24655332

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>>24655336
michael jackson ass looking motherfucker
>>24655650
Lift up yo chins and go play defense
>>24656317
you aint slick we see your receding hairline crinkled forehead faggot
>>24656656
unlucky bout your underbite special needs lookin retard
>>24657251
you think that hair is cute don't you? i can tell by the way you squinting at the camera. eeeeeeeeee decorate your room motherfucker
>>24657564
Long ass earlobed bitch
>>24657848
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG can you even see you lil yellow monkey?
>>24658123
I WANNA KNOW who told this guy that them lame ass spikes on his head were still in fashion. look at him flexing thinking he big oooo no the only big thing is yo long ass dog head

>>24658498
HO LY SHEEEEIT i got so many questions. Are you black or are you white? You the whitest nigga I ever seen. Hold on Ima go show my my ma. You the oldest looking young dude i ever seen. I aint even gonna roast you you know well how you look. one question for you though WHY ARE YOU SWEATING NIGGA? I can count 4 dribbles of sweat from where I'm sitting. You look like the cops just asked where your little sister is. Peace

>>24659086
Harvey dent ass lookin nigga

>>24659145
ugly retard dog
>>24658498
hope someone hurts you cuz of that afro.
>>24658123
you have insect-like eyes

>>24659145
Why the so mean??

>>24658123
nigga your head looks like a jellybean

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>>24658290
Cucks who would fuck anything with a hole

>>24659784
very true this thread is dieing unfortunatly

>>24655336
Lil Bub lookin ass motherfucker

>>24655650
you look like you give bomb ass head but also look like you've got two kids and three abortions under ya belt

>>24656317
Nigga you look seventeen

>>24656656
Your head is so fucking big jesus christ

>>24657251
school shooter lookin ass boy

>>24657564
Ol Chiclet teeth lookin faceass

>>24657848
you already get enough shit being Asian I'm sure

>>24658123
Bro your head looks like a thumb but like, Megan Fox's clubbed thumb. You are easily the funniest looking person in this entire thread. Nice acne too, lookin like a Proactiv commercial reject.

>>24658498
you that nigga that wore the Naruto Akatsuki snuggie to school fuck you

>>24659086
nice haircut I'm kidding your haircut is stupid as fuck

>>24659330
you look like you suck hella dicks via Craigslist

>>24658123
Bruh, I don't know you and still I love you. Keep pooping.

>>24658123
Holy shit My Twisted World high school shooter/10

>>24658498
Didn't know Whoopi Goldberg visits /soc/ weew

>>24658498
Youre probably white, but that frow as yours was used to scrub the toilet.

>>24655571
Warnings ?

>>24656273
No group either, what am I ?

>>24657220
I keked tbqh Anon.

>>24657251
Asian squint.

>>24658123
Basic roast, uncreative.

Middle eastern feature + White boi lips + try hard

>>24658498
Closted fukboi who almost always squats to air ass from friction.

>>24659069
I cucked my boss before I quit t b h , rekt his project , and hes pretty rotten.

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Roast me pls

>>24658498
You look like Wanda Sykes, but more feminine and getting less pussy.

>>24664180
Live action British Miss Piggy

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Roast me

>>24664237
Zippy the pinhead and Paul Giamati had an aborted love child that managed to survive after the fact.

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>>24664205
>>24664251
This man savage, I like :)

>>24664237
You look like a chewed up was of juicyfruit that someone stuck underneath a table

>>24655336
What, were you just to busy enjoying that surprise anal to make a normal face?

>>24655650
I'm tempted to rag on that fat girl but given that file name and I know I've seen it posted on /soc/ several times before, I'd say anon is a dude she drunkenly fucked but too ashamed of it to admit to her friends that she fucked him.

>>24656317
The poorest kid living in the shittiest house that all white middle class suburbs have; wants to feel like his middle class neighbors, too poor to hang out with them.

>>24656656
Gives the shittiest head at his local gay bar because he can't help chewing dicks with that underbite. He makes up for it by being a power-bottom.

>>24657251
Wanted to be a California surfer bro, too chubby to ride a surfboard. Settled for being the local creepy regular client of cheap prostitutes.

>>24657564
Is one of the prostitues that >>24657251 goes to.

>>24657848
Squinting not because he's the yellowest Chinaman in Chinatown but because he's looking for his penis.

>>24658123
As much of a perfect gentleman as Elliot Rogers, but still somehow less charming and far more of a tool.

>>24659086
Did they find you at Easter Island or are you just plotting how you're going to murder your next victim?

>>24659330
Molested Michael Jackson back in the 70s. Molested Michael Jackson's kids after Michael was finished with them.

>>24660331
Has been spit-roasted by more black dudes than Milo Yiannopoulos.

>>24664180
Little known fact: she played the fat guy in Deliverance.

>>24664281
Younger version of Rosie O'Donnell if Rosie was into makeup and fucked fat guys.

>>24664281
I have a powerful urge to slap my dick across your face

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Let's go

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Do your worst

>>24664529
i can't Hitlers been there and done that

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Roast me

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Can't do much roasting because mobile 4chan sux

>>24664542
I'd do more than justhe roast you what's yo sc

>>24664554
still me, just on pc now, but i dont give out my sc on here ;)

>>24664498
typical cuck
>>24664534
Mexican Jew idk how that is possible but you are it
>>24664542
basically Hitler just female

>>24664563
Add my sc?

>>24655336
you can smell the daddy issues and the confused tumblr posting
>>24655650
london tipton got fat
>>24656317
young face but mega wrinkles
>>24656656
do you give women 5 minute missionary love and then say zoo wee mama after you cum?
>>24657251
m'lady
>>24657564
guys dont text you back for a reason
>>24657848
the sun in your eyes?
>>24658123
you get mad when girls dont text you back so you post about how all women are thots
>>24658498
why are you so SWEATY
>>24659086
clean ya room
>>24659330
i can't insult you, too pure.
>>24660331
guys only fuck you in doggy style cuz they dont wanna see ya gotdam face
>>24664180
amy schumer supporter
>>24664237
who you calling a pinhead
>>24664281
you could fry something with the amount of grease in your hair
>>24664498
you look like a substitute teacher
>>24664529
you probably wear tapout shirts with cargo shorts
>>24664534
"haha and then what x ;)"

i feel bad for all these im sorry xo

>>24664591
nupe, dont add people on sc from the interwebs

>>24664588
quite flattered actually

>>24655332
bump this thread >:c

>>24664605
accurate

>>24664638
i knew it

>>24664648
Why not :'(

>>24664655
i dont give out my sc, plain and simple

>>24664656
I would've gave you mine i mean aha

>>24664664
yeah, but i dont wanna message you

>>24664664
don't seem to understand ms Hitler only wants sausage not weenies

>>24664671
i want nothing !

>>24664605
Is looking like a substitute teacher an offense? Ayyy lmaoo

>>24664676
madting sadting

>>24664679
probably a frustrated one

>>24664679
yes

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roast me if you can

>>24664718
you look like a fat version of prince

>>24664727
Hahahahahah this got me

>>24664736
thx

>>24664718
i laughed at your pic when i looked that is all

>>24655332
bump this thread its so got dam slow

Bump it too

>>24664800
i created a new thread lole

>>24664727
Fuck me, I was about to call him a Prince lookin nigga myself before I read this. But then again, Prince wasn't 30lbs overweight and didn't wear cheap Lacoste polos.

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Me and my hot ass milf that you could never get close to fucking

>>24666561
The milf you fuckin' is so old, she died and didn't get in get in your picture. It burns for 3 reasons: a) you were fucking a geriatric old lady; b) you aint fucking her no more; c) yfw you got literally nothing to show for it.

Plus you got a trailer trash beard. That sucks my nigga.