WANT Failed normie goodlookingISH spasm guys with intense lo

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wut
ISH? spasm?

wanna narrow down your location while we are at it?

>>24653727

ISH as in some people will think they're good looking. select crowds haha

and spasm as in excitable childish

>>24653737
oh

every time I see myself in the mirror I think "who's that handsome devil?" but when I see a photo of myself I flinch and know that I'm gonna die alone

I'm also not excitable or childish, but stoic, bitter and judgemental

and I'm scandinavian

sryteam

>>24653757

send me a picture anyway haha

Can you tell us where you are anon? If we're going to have true truest love I need to know if we're on the same continent.

>>24653784

We're not on the same continent. I live in Australia, in Europe right now.

>>24653784

Also don't want Australians.

>>24653786
Im 'murican, that makes things a bit difficult.

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>>24653787
>Also don't want Australians.
What cunt fucking fight me irl bitch

>>24653793

I'll take Australians, nothing like Australians, that also hate Australians.

>>24653796

Comma was misplaced but tired

>>24653787
thanks pal

>>24653793

do you live in the farm lands of Australia?

>>24653813
I wish! I live in suburbia. Not sure I'm a failed normie, always been retarded.

>>24653819

email me boy

>>24653704

Are you a failed normie?

>>24653859

yes

>>24653787
Informing border security. Hopefully you get treated worse than schapelle.
Aussie who doesn't want Aussies. Stay the fuck in Europe bitch

>>24653868

haha I'll take Aussies, just feel alienated there.

>>24653872
Why do you feel alienated? Are you out in the country or inner suburbs out here?

>>24653883

Suburbs, people are very like fucked, restricted affect types there. People get offended too easily, want to be hand held through every little social interaction.

>>24653888
Where abouts? I'm Sydney suburbs here and out here in the West we are heaps laid back and take the piss out of everybody all the time.

>>24653888
>want to be hand held through every little social interaction.
Well shit, i'm done. Crippling insecurity and social anxiety lmao.

>>24653899

That's not what I mean. It's spoilt closeted kids who live in bubble on big rock at the bottom of the world. Social anxiety is a different thing.

>>24653894

I'm in inner suburbs, but not the hipster suburbs. How many close friends do you have anon, in western sydney?

>>24653907
At least 4 I'd consider close, as in i would be comfortable telling them anything level of closeness. What meets your level of normality?

>>24653924

That's fair. I'd be super happy with that. What do you mean what meets my level of normality?

You seem normal so far, but maybe only in being relatively relaxed.

Are they male friends? A male clique of friends? haha

>>24653934
I meant what inner would you consider a good number if close friends but you sort of answered in that last response.

Every bodies opinion of normal is relative though but yeah I'm pretty relaxed. Takes a fair bit to phase me.

Mixture, couple of females couple of males - equal opportunist here, so not a total sausagefest at least lol.

So what took you to Europe and when are you heading back?

>>24653941

I've been depressed for a while, holidaying, seeing family. Back early Feb.

I haven't had a group of close friends in a long time. But come across outgoing and well adjusted

I want truest of true love too op!

But im absolutely sure i wont find it with you

>>24653965

Okay.

Where is ops pic?
Define good lookingish

>>24653955
What parts of Europe have you been visiting, did it help, getting away from the same old, same old for a bit?
You shouldn't have trouble getting some good friends if your outgoing and well adjusted, or is it a bit more of a act?

>>24653972

Not an act, I present that way. I don't like most people though, so that's the barrier to friendship haha

>>24653977
Where exactly in Europe are you? I'm not emailing around my photo to a potential psycho if there's no point anyway.

>>24653977
What sort of people do you like though, what skills and talents must a friend applicant possess?

>>24653988

Trust that I'm not where you are. Past that I won't be in Europe long, so if that's your main criteria, you're right, there's no point.

>>24653993

Smart ground down by life types haha + enthusiastic on and off

>>24653996
>I'm not looking for Australians
>but also not for people here in Europe

>please send me personal information and pictures
>while I don't even disclose my location

yeah good luck finding quality people

>>24654010

I live in Australia. That's the relevant location. Taken back the Australian thing, never said the European thing. Violent spastic vibes from you.

>>24654009
Burnt out but with occasional explosive bursts of energy then. So a Samsung in human form then

>>24654018

Yes haha, but that's also what I'm like haha

Am I a spasm guy? I may never know

>>24654032
If you have to ask, you ain't true spasm material

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>>24654035
Using my imagination to picture a good looking 20 year old girl sure sent spasms of excitement down my spine.

>>24654047
>Tingling of the spine
That's what you get playing with your pussy while picturing 20yo girlies

>>24654057
Does your spine tingle when you play with your pussy? Genuinely curious

>>24654061
Well I've made other spines tingle, but alas im not I member of the feline owners association>>24654061

>>24654067
It's not even my cat. I went into my roommates room and did a photoshoot with her kitten while she was gone.

Do you like animals?

This thread fucking sucks.

> being this stoned

>>24654070
Using someone else's animal without their knowledge to make yourself look approachable in order to get chicks .... dude that's not right

>>24654035

I love that haha

>>24654087
Glad to be of service. Just after Midnight down here so goodnight femanon, have a great rest of the day over there wherever in europeland you are.

>>24654098

okay, email me if you want. Night night