Cant sleep Assumptions thread

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>>24649475
likes to swallow

>>24649479
Didn't cut it when trying to join the military

>>24649475
Enjoys licking assholes

>>24649482
>>24649479
Y'all some freaks tonight

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>>24649475
Is lonely and tries making up for it acting slutty.

>>24649479
Hates his job, but lives healtht lifestyle

>>24649475
Enjoys licking the tiny bits of poop, that are left nice and crusty in the buttcrack

>>24649479
Can't cum during sex and jacks off watching muted BBC porn on his phone in the bathroom instead

>>24649485
10/10 description

>>24649488
hahahah fuck is wrong with ppl

>>24649485
Cutting deep tonight
>>24649488
Hahahaha

>>24649491
I screenshot my pics because otherwise they end up rotated mate

>>24649494
What do you mean, cutting deep tonight?

>>24649497
Straight to the heart VU3XMGE3

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>>24649479
You just got back from the gym, but not before having an existential crisis on your way back.
>>24649485
You punched a guy in the face for bugging you constantly about something stupid, but nobody called you out for it because they hated the victim too.

>>24649500
Oh you mean literally. I thought it might have been some kind of expression haha

>>24649502
OHHHHH lol nah that's not my way of coping

>>24649501
Hahaha that happens alot lmao.

People always cool cuz when i whack someone, they deserve it.

Now for you:

Everybody calls you fat, but you love it. Cuz secretly without anyone in your family or friends knowing, ur a sumo wrestler.

>>24649485
You just banged a hot chick, now about to relax

>>24649507
Yeah, I am working on my weight though. Went from 240 to 200 since summer started.

>>24649511
You can do it broo

>>24649511
You're doing so good!

>>24649518
Thats so sweet of you to encourage him....

NOW GO BACK TO LICKING MY ASSHOLE

>>24649520
No ty

>>24649524
You crave attention.

So next time do yourself a favor. And dont wear a brah, lets the nipples stick out and enjoy the guys drool

>>24649487
They're called dingle berries

Makes amazing assumptions due to insight and a creative thought process

>>24649587
Forgets to tag people, when replying on an anonymous imageboard

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>>24649501
has posted his ass on /b/
>>24649479
professional football player
>>24649485
has sleep disorders

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>>24649524
I assume thats not you

>>24649591
>going on /b/ ever
What madman are you?

>>24649475
i assume i'll never see a cuter girl on 4chan and probably not anywhere else either

<3

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>>24649475
>>24649524
wow cool

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>>24649592
Gym junkie
>>24649479
Fag
>>24649591
Metal fan

>>24649475
Huffs man farts. Let's her dog fuck her when her parents aren't home. Posts stupid threads on the internet for attention

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>>24649475
get drunk pretty easy and dances on the tables
>>24649479
pass most of his weekends on Omegle trying to get some tits
>>24649485
has more that spends all his money on vidya
>>24649501
you want to be a model
>>24649524
her breast's get a lot of male attention
>>24649591
metal head
>>24649592
want to be a bodybuilder
>>24650173
hate his family

>>24650329
You're a cute sweet girl to your friends and family but you like it naughty in the bedroom. Spankings, choking and more. You simply cannot get enough of it.

>>24650432
NO!

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>>24649475
Whore, cheats on boyfriends often
>>24649479
Has constipation and yells a lot when lifting at the gym
>>24649485
Normal guy, nothing crazy
>>24649501
Complains about how women say they want nice guys but actually want douchebags
>>24649524
Uses her tits to get men to buy her things. Probably a gold digger
>>24649591
Likes anime and programs in C++ because Java is for pussies >>24649592
Has been routinely asked if he knows that he looks like Trevor Noah
>>24650329
Loves tacos and salsa. Says she doesn't need no man. Uses tits to get what she wants.
>>24650432
Hypebeast
>>24650186
Probably been asked if he is Arabic of Mexican.

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>>24649524
>>24649475
wants my dick

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>>24649475
Dreams of being youtube famouso
>>24649479
Likes wear turtlenecks with gold chains. Archer is your hero
>>24649485
Needs to smoke more pot
>>24649501
Likes diaper porn. Arm wrestles girls to show he's Alpha
>>24649591
Likes to write short stories while drinking coffee on a cross country train ride
>>24649592
Has something to prove to someone
>>24650173
Arsonist
>>24650186
Makes way to many perverted jokes
>>24650432
The most normal guy you will ever meet

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>>24649475
visits no boards other than /soc/
>>24649479
was really feminine during university years and is failing to compensate
>>24649485
death of a close relative forever extinguished those eyes
>>24649501
has worked as an extra in Russian crime dramas
>>24649524
fucked a guy out of pity once; started having actual feelings for him, but he assumed her a slut - which broke her heart
>>24649591
thinks his band plays in a "unique, undefinable" genre
>>24649592
pacifist, ashamed of it
>>24650173
has an outie
>>24650186
insecure about whether he smells or doesn't. he doesn't
>>24650329
never wanted children; turned out, she has problems with fertility, starts to second-guess the commitment
>>24650432
of all the people who he knows by name, only 10% know his
>>24651224
writes short stories, never finishes them
>>24651235
takes good care of himself because of gargantuan body image issues
>>24651246
got shamed for his views and appearance during 2010-2012, never changed: not out of non-conformity, but of lazyness

>>24651295
Spot on! Real life animals character

>>24651313
Anime*

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>>24651295
I assume you like to read

>>24651246
Likes good beer

>>24651224
short

>>24650432
stoic

>>24651246
why did u choose to look like that

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>>24651329
I'm joking. My current choice is much more lame.

>>24651340
that looks better imo

>>24651326
9/10 would make my wife then divorce her for cheating.

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>>24651340
cool dude but talks about food/beer and facial hair
a lot

>>24651326
fun at bars but boring at lunch

>>24651295
has interesting/creative/cool hobbies but difficult to get out of the house

>>24651235
listens to red hot chilli peppers and totally relates to them, always attempts to be the coolest dude in the room

>>24651224
asks strangers what they think of his outfit, helps friends dress themselves, genuinely nice.

>>24650432
has a strange obsession with trains or motorbikes and is pedantic about personal hygiene

>>24650329
Literally only talks about high school or people

>>24650186
Quiet and polite, but mean. means well but also craves complete devotion.

>>24650173
Uses memes in real life conversation, probably extremely skilled at something like guitar/drawing

>>24649592
wants to own investment property and brag about it

>>24649591
Genuinely nice and will not let other people say bad things about friends, always inclusive and inviting

>>24649524
Shares doggo and catto videos on facebook and posts on instagram a lot

>>24649501
Has extensive chats to people at parties that last very late into the night, likes politics

>>24649485
Wants to create more and consume less, but has no outlet so buys video games and surfs internet

>>24649479
Will absolutely try to sleep with your slightly underage sister and tell you to be cool about it.

>>24651340
hot tween bro

>>24651295
self harms

>>24651224
thinks he's smart

>>24650432
has a stable, happy family

>>24650329
posts yourself endless hoping for good rates

>>24650186
allahu ackbar

>>24650173
gets gal but cant keep em

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>>24651576
forgot the pic xxx

>>24651576
Confidence is key

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>>24649592
Would make a good husband

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haven't posted in like a year, wonder if anyone's still around

>>24649475
mentally unstable
>>24649479
hit one or two women in your life
>>24649485
has been mistaken for a jihadist
>>24649501
is a top bro irl
>>24649524
this isn't you
>>24649591
can play guitar
>>24649592
i think you might be into weight training or something
>>24650173
nordic
>>24650186
doesn't realise he needs a shave
>>24651295
doesn't realise how fucking great his hair is

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>>24651246
Passionate about gender equality

>>24651295
Makes an effort to not come across as materialistic

>>24651326
Seen everything Jenna Marbles ever posted

>>24651526
Often misunderstood. Really cool guy and has an eclectic range of interests

>>24651577
Loves The XX and loves going to intimate concerts

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>>24651295
you can't afford to get a post-2003 cam
>>24651326
i assume you take cocks on a daily basis
>>24651526
cried for days after Trump got elected
>>24654106
you found an elegant solution to your (assumed) babyface

>>24654118
couldn't be more right, I look like a fat baby without a beard, thank fuck I can grow one eh