The search for Human Connection continues /imt/ - Ideal Mate Thread

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I believe

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I think no one reads these to be honest....
I just want a cutie to talk initial D and listen eurobeat with.

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hello i guess

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lookin' for friends :D

>>24648531
i like dis one
post template?

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>>24648572

newfag here, how do i use this template and fill it out?

>>24648601
Save the image and just open and edit in Paint or whatever you have.

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Don't worry too much if several of your answers are marked orange. Orange just means it's more questionable.

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>>24648611
Friend version.

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tfw you fill it out only for a new template to show up

;_;

m/21 btw

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I hope it works

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These take forever to do

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I made the damn thing, might as well use it

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Ctrl+f:

26 male
Louisiana

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This is my autistic chart, there are many like it but this one is mine.

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Food:Steak
Music:Woodkid, Saint Pepsi
Games:SMT, Fighting games, old platformers
Also JJBA

>>24648611
I AM pretty Rogenesque, but I'm from Canada (how Rogenlike) and not particularly sexual. Shucks.

>>24648487
Lmfao, some how I found you again, I told you about the game awards the other night and bought you GENITAL JOUSTING on steam.

Gotta say, you are a cutie. 11/10. Would love to buy you dinner.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaK3jo4Sl4

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>>24648458
Fuck, this is my first time actually bothering to fill one of these out, and it took WAY goddamn longer than I expected. Oh well.

FLOCK TO ME QTs. OR AT LEAST JUST ONE. ONE IS ALL I NEED :3

>>24648487
Fug, I love short hair on grills :3

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>>24649459
That is quite the long distance, but the sexual thing is probably nbd. I marked sexual as blue because please want sex, like, ever.

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deleted kik. in the air force. only difference. not as fat ig???

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skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane

if I was thirsty, I would probably be posting pictures of my genitals or seeking validation in rate threads too

>>24651093
That's a strange fetish that can only come from a youth spent masturbating to old Denise Austin reruns.

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First time I do this

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been awhile

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Oh man, this again. I've had some shitty results.

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The last person who added me from one of these threads just asked me to say "scone" in a voice clip and never replied after that.

>>24651612
That's a seriously weird request. I get what they were after, but the word "scone" would barely be affected by your accent.

>>24651635
I'm ignorant as fuck. What were they after with that? It's a super weird request.

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Hello anons.

>>24651669
Some people are just into the accent. I guess "scone" was the most British sounding thing they could think of, but it's barely affected by the accent.

>>24651612
Hey, at least they did something memorable before never responding. Because, you know, 4chan and all. They were never going to say much anyway.

>>24651612
I wish thats how it worked for me at least. I get added, they realize it was a mistake because I'm far detached and not a normalfag and bail.

9 times so far ;_;

>>24651690
Well that's kinda hilarious and weird really. I'd be weirded out before laughing my ass off.

>>24651729
see
>>24651705
>never going to say much anyway

good chats fellas

>>24651705
>>24651729

I had one really fun conversation with an *awesome* girl. We kept drawing shitty cartoons for each other. but she turned out to be underage and was apparently just telling lies on the internet when she said she was 18. Shocking, right?

>>24651792
Well that is what 18 means at least half of the time

>>24651792
kms that's what happened with my ex bf

>>24651705
>>24651792
When did it become this culture? Is it just that normalfags are invading so much that they don't realize the majority of us aren't like them and they get scared off?

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this shouldn't have taken as long as it took me

>>24651841
Your stuck here just like the rest of us, what ever. Also

[spoiler] sorry for ending up doing exactly what i said I hated, RIP [/spoiler] spoilers dont work on /soc/

>>24651835
'Us'? I'm not you. I'm defective as shit, but at least I can communicate. I don't use 'fag' as a catch-all suffix. It was novel 10 years ago (it helped that I was a teenager)

If you're scaring people off, I think that's the reason they're not talking to you. In my case, it's the opposite. I try, and they don't. Because, hey, turns out people who scream about normalfags aren't great conversationists.

>>24651848
no hard feelings, good luck out there!

>>24651851
I used to not mention it but after like 6 tries I started to just say "I'm not a normie like you please understand this."

I just meme a lot and spout stupid shit that people from other boards are understanding and have a fun time with. Its just that people from /soc/ are hardly if at all 4channers and thus don't really get it. They are scared off simply because they are not one of our kind. If you believe they are simply "not trying" that is wrong. They are confused by you and repulsed because they are normalfags.


This just in, /soc/ is a containment board.

>>24651870
My god, you really do still think I'm like you. That's gross. Well, hey, I can say that I agree with your nihilism. You're definitely fucked.

>>24651870
>>24651889
Now Kiss

>>24651889
Ohhhh your "better" than me. I get it ok, sorry I even bothered. You should check this place out called "reddit" its filled with people just like you. Maybe you'll find it a nicer, safe space.

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INFP reporting

>>24651895
Quotes don't work great when you're not actually quoting something. And, uh, not sure telling someone to leave to avoid bothering you is because they need a safe space.

Nah, I'll stay here. You keep on froggin at me or whatever it is you do.

old guy here. a lot of you are worried about things that don't make any difference when finding a mate. if you're an adult virgin i encourage you to have sex with someone to get it out of your system. use a condom and get it over with. it usually builds self esteem that you can't do without. if you're genuinely on here looking for a connection, i hope you find it. but these charts are bullshit for teenagers. sincerely, a guy who's had it all and now lurks 4chan, wishing you the best.

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not hoping for much

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>>24648465
So you went through with getting the van, that's what's up. If you stop by VB at all I'd be down to partake in some spiritual journeying.

>>24652114
Hold up - Anamanguchi? My best friend is close friends with all the band members. I hardly know anyone else who listens to them.

>>24652593
yeah, they're pretty fucking cool lol found them because of the Scott Pilgrim game as well as Bit.Trip Runner (one of their songs is the opening theme)

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I was sorta lazy near the end

>>24652600
Yeh my friend designed their poster when they performed with De De mouse!

>>24652725
I can't say I know who De De Mouse is, nor was I aware they did other partnerships aside from the Hatsune Miku one

>>24652729
Was in Brooklyn back in - I wanna say March?

>>24652739
ah, that's probably why I didn't know about it, I'm from IL and don't really care much about shows from other states haha

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let's try this

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Let's see how things go.

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>>24648458
this wont work tbqh

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I'm looking for a switch woman to love and grow with. I want to train with her everyday to become the best possible person I can be. Then at night I want us to enjoy each other. We're all mortals no matter how much we try to deny it, and because of that we're only going to get so much time together. We should spend it wisely.

I have a massive pegging and femdom fetish. I'm also a switch so female submission is a huge turn on for me. I need to dominate as well. I'm SapioSexual as well. Intelligence is probably my biggest turn on.

My gender is male. I identify as a male. I also ironically identify as an apache defense helicopter, but that's neither here nor there.

My biggest hobbies right now are gaming and learning code. I pay the bills with the latter and hope to pay the bills with the former by streaming in the future. Right now I play mostly dota2. I did League of legends for a while and after patch 6.11 I had to stop. I just didn't the game enough to keep dealing with the shit that came with it. So far I'm pretty happy with dota2. I'm not sure if that's just because I haven't played long enough to really get a sense for the community, but so far it seems pretty chill. I'm only at 102ish games right now though. As for coding, the languages I use most are javascript and python. I'm pretty garbage at both of them, but I'm better at python. Right now I honestly don't think I could use javascript to code my way out of a paper box. I'm fairly certian I could get out of that box with python though. I honestly don't feel like there's that much difference between the two languages other than syntax. I've just spent a lot more time with python because of work.

My Skype is smart0mouse. I am 22. I'm from the USA. More specifically I'm from TX.

I'd prefer someone at least 20 and younger than 30, but if what I'm looking for and who I am interests you in anyway send me a message. As long as you're 18+, female, and willing to talk often then I'm fine.

>>24652721
Contact info?

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I'll give it a try

>>24651523
MEDSCHOOL BOYFRIEND PLS D8 ME

Also, I'm going to message you. Please ignore my profile picture; it's meta-post-psuedo-multi-layered-irony

Dis me >>24649802

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23 / M / Europe

It's been a while since I posted here last time. Let's see if I'll meet someone this time!

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>>24651841
added stuff n things to my previous post

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>>24648458
19/m/651

Loyal loving kitten hurt by the world. Just want a qt for me to make happy.

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Posting mine. I too am of the opinion that very few people actually look at this. Just in case you're wondering before reading, 33/M/TX. If you've got Daddy issues, I'm your man.

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My first time posting one of these

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just want ppl to talk with or hang out with

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I'm INFP if people are into that meme

Someone save me from this loneliness amen god bless.

>>24651841
>>24654003
Be my waifu pls

>>24655536
>>24651841
>>24654003
Disregard this, I didn't realize we've talked before

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>>24648458
kik: c1renewal

>>24651841
>>24654003
oh look its those kinda girls that you add, talk to once and never talk back again.
Yay

>>24655988
So all of them?

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I lied about exactly 2 things. If we date, you could be lucky enough to find out what they are.

>>24656411
Spoiler alert: It's dick length and height.

>>24656620
You have a kid yet you're this petty and childish? Poor kid, what a great example you must be.

Let's play a game. Seeing that you viewed the image, you know that there's no jump scare, therefore, that leaves only one other possible lie. I know it's crucial for your self esteem to believe both to be untrue but logically, the only possibilities are one of them being untrue or neither of them being untrue. Seeing that you can only believe one to be a lie at most, which one would you rather believe to be untrue?

>>24656765
It was a joke, dude. Chill out. Sorry if I struck a nerve there. This is 4chan...that's kind of what we do to each other, isn't it? Were this real life, we both know I probably wouldn't say that.

Instead of going off on me, though...why not just laugh it off? I obviously meant no harm by it. Heck, I'm even apologizing. I sincerely hope my post doesn't diminish your chances of meeting someone.

>>24656765
Man is your man ego this fragile that you cannot even take a joke at face value? Faggot.

>>24656876
You know that vengeful in green wasn't a lie but seeing that you're saying it was in a joking context, I don't have any further issues with you.

>>24656907
You can't tell context on the internet. It's looking like he wasn't insulting me but if someone does insult me, I'm going to confront them, online or IRL. Call it man ego or neanderthal behavior or whatever along those lines, IDC. I consider it a compliment, not an insult. Having self respect is a good thing.

>>24654011
Template brah?

>>24656958
>Having self respect is a good thing.
Feeling insulted for whatever a random person says about your height or cock size, however, is self deprecating because it's super easy to threaten your ego.

You're not showing self respect man. You're showing you're super insecure about yourself.

>>24656971
Imagine the following situation, you insult me IRL How much good will calling me insecure do you if I get in your face and threaten you with violence? Doing that will force you to either respond in like or back down, you don't have any other options. If you back down, which one of us will come off looking worse?

Even though I'm stating clear facts, continuing this discussion will devolve into flinging insults of the fedora and etuffguy variety. When that happens, any semblance of discussion breaks down, so I'm going to cut it off here.

>>24657057
>you insult me IRL
Here is the difference. This is not IRL, this is 4chan. IRL I would understand the reaction, but online, and from a stranger nonetheless? It shows that either you cannot separate IRL from online, or that you lack confidence, or sense of humor, or any combination of those three.

>continuing this discussion will devolve into flinging insults of the fedora and etuffguy variety
Fine, let us tip our fedoras to each other and teleport away.

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>every guy here is about 6'
>tfw 5'6"

>>24657170
Dont let these hoes online tell you they need a 6ft god, theres a reason all of them are on here trying to find the pebble of normal around autists

im also 5'6, the biggest hurdle you will have is your own self esteem, so stop worrying and start figuring how how to make it work for you.

>my last gf was two inches taller then me btw

>>24657170
>>24657186
This anon is right. I'm the OP and I'm 5'6" as well and I can honestly say my height has never been a factor in my dating life. I even dated a girl who was 6'4" once. That was unique.

>>24657214
>wants sugar daddy
>comes to the thread about pathetic people

Good strategy.

>>24657211
>6'4

I think i have a tall girl fetish since the only girl who showed me any attention in HS was almost a foot taller then me

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First time with this.

>>24657265
You forgot to fill out nearly everything. Scroll Right.

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hmm

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>>24657265
Opps? It saved weird

>>24657285
>Boards
>/vr/
Marry me
But in all seriousness.
Are you the one with the "M" as name in skype by any chance?

>>24657170
Don't feel bad, anon. I've dated a guy who is 5' 2" and went on dates with other guys around 5' 5"~5' 8". It's really not that big of a deal. Most of my friends have bfs below 6'.

>>24657170
My ex was the same height as me and we are both 5'10. Don't worry anon. You'll find someone.

>>24654003
Took the plunge and added her. Didn't go anywhere. Kek hope someone else has better luck.

>>24655988
>talk to once
I didn't get a response at all. Can't expect much on here

>>24651690
Probably not an accent thing but a dialect thing. Some people pronounce it is "sk-on" and some as "sk-own"

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Valuable genetics reporting in

>>24657170
I'm 5.6, and if you like taking dicks, it's great !

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>>24657285
We seem pretty close, reply if you wanna chat.

>>24657285

>science
>physics
>smash
>Ray Bradbury
>/co/
>/vr/

Have anything besides kik, anon? Would friend/23.

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>>24648458
Here's me if anyone is reading

>>24657286
Got a kik??

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Uhhhh, how shall I put this. Basically I'm a boy, but I have a mind that would be more stereotypical of a girl. I like cute and emotional things, taking care of people, I'm sensitive and rather passive, prefer pleasant, calm, quiet atmospheres, slightly clingy, dislike confrontation, etc., etc. On the other hand I tend to present a neutral surface in real life and also highly doubt I would ever want to do the trans thing. Parallel to all this I am most comfortable when the people close to me are aware of my peculiar split. So if you can get over that complication, that is pretty ideal in my book.

As for the more normal stuff, I'm 24/Scandinavia. I'm kind of silly and irreverent most of the time, and generally attracted to off-beat, dark things (as long as they are also cute and emotional). My big passion is stories, like in books/movies/video games/TV shows. I also spend a ludicrous amount of time on creative writing. So someone somewhat matching the above would have another ideal trait. Otherwise, I'm not really sure there is much else I think it's worth being specific about. (You) me for contact.

>>24648614
Let's be super best friends

>>24648531
For reference.

>>24659999
nice quads

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yo

>>24661107
hi stranger.
im probably not what youre physically interested but like, whats ur contact info

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ok

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hi

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>>24657085
What a euphoric ending.

>>24661599
hey

do you have steam? I'm https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197997662484

>>24656411
>>24661937
now kiss

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I like to show up to stuff late. Threads included.

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pls respond

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>>24648487

No way. You had me at 2142. I bought it when it came out years ago! I added you on Steam. Look for Bread, maybe.

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where's my weebs at?

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Would be nice to find a qt to call my own

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In the deepest, darkest winter I am home.

>>24657285
>microobs
yo are you a microbiologist?

>>24662133
kik? :]

>>24661933
sehun lmfao me too girl

>>24652721

>Jews/Muslims OK
>Christian/Catholic Not OK

I'm a bit confused by your religious standards

>>24660648
Sounds oddly intriguing, what are the things you are looking for in a partner? I guess that's why you posted here after all.

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1st time for everything

>>24663598

Well, someone okay with the way that I am. Also someone who shared or at least could appreciate my interest in all kinds of stories. If you want me to be even more specific, probably someone who has their head in the clouds more than they are down-to-earth and who has a heart that is on the warmer side. Quiet is also nice. Basically somewhere I read that psychologist think your ideal match is someone similar to yourself, so I'm basing this on that. Generally I'm pretty open-minded though. If you get a nice vibe from me, for whatever reason, I'd give it a conversation.

>>24663720
Alright, fair enough. Do you got any contact info?

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i`m dutch so my eng is bit bad :(

>>24663730

Ummm, maybe just mail me your Skype or something on [email protected]. If anyone else feels like talking to me, they can do the same.

>>24648791
What did you use to make that cartoon image of yourself?

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>>24663013
>ore monogatari
>YOI
>v kei
>potatos, sushi, and chocolate

we could be friends, maybe. excellent taste. the last YOI episode still has me in disbelief.

>>24657849
>5'10"
>short
stop browsing /fit/

>>24664349
That's honestly a good suggestion, anon

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Let's do this!

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>>24664210
Heeeeells yeah! got any contact info? don't have my phone for the day though

>>24663233
aww you finally moved on from momo!

>>24663013
I don't think I'm what you're looking for, but you seem like a cool (cute) fella.

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made one fast just bc im bored

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Might as well try, sorry for the sloppy paint skills

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>>24663311
HarutoKs

>>24663372
Oh wow this is still going on

My ex boyfriend was christian and forcibly made me go to church every weekend or he'd flip the fuck out on me, would degrade me and say I was going to hell constantly. I hated it, and I honestly don't want anything to do with christians anymore.

Current boyfriend is liberal Muslim and cool AF so.

>>24665171
Need a pimp?

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>>24665866
>Current boyfriend is liberal Muslim and cool AF so.
Why would you post ITT if you have a boyfriend?
Even the meme where girls post on this board looking for "friends!" is pathetic, no self-respecting guy would be okay with their girlfriend collecting a bunch of internet cock in their spare time.
Fuck off, you dumb shitskin-loving cum collector.

>>24666125

I sense anger

My lack of contact info on the sheet should have been a dead giveaway wasn't interested in anything just wanted to post for the hell of it since it was something to fill out in my free time.

>>24666132
>tehe I'm just here for the (you)s
I hope your spicy curry smegma boyfriend scalps you for Allah.

>>24666143
Are you just upset no one replied to yours lmfao

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>>24666154
Yeah, sure, turn this into pussy politics.
Lets compare our beta orbiter counts and duel to the death!!! :-)
If you have an amazon wishlist please let me know, I'll send you some rope so that you can finally do the right thing.

>>24665866
So youre judging an entire culture by your experience with one person?

>>24665185
we were never together in the first place. I just used the image that looked like her haha

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>24665185
Momo was my waifu but she always stopped responding me

>>24660081
Unfortunately no.

>>24666154
>>24666192
B T F O
T
F
O

f/20 here.
Ideal Mate:
>m
>interests primarily lie in science and music
>strives for self betterment, encourages me to be the best version of myself i can be
>open minded
>brutal honesty
>patient
>objective and rational
>drug friendly

please reply

>>24667160
I think I fit a fair bit of that, kik is frosty.forest

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Well here's my chart, mostly looking for friends who are girls and not really relationships but wouldn't mind either DESU.

>>24667160
Electrical engineer, super chill but a hard dedicated worker. Painfully honest. Skype is rest.now1 if you want to talk.

>>24665866
you should ask him about his position on sex with nine year olds.

>>24667160
Identical to me, but, I kinda take each of those farther than most people ever do. It's truly like a cursed combination of personality traits for me, I love absolutely love to understand everything around me and share it. And I find that music is just movement of space in existence so I have a vested interest in analyzing it and trying to ask "why does this music sound like this feeling or situation and not another?" questions like that.

[email protected]

>>24667520
hit me up as you like my kik is : fatboy_1990 its just an nick name and i`m not fat , i have an steam to but ask me on kik as you like.
but my eng is not that grade

>>24667520
Hey, this is me if you wanna talk.
>>24654951

>>24667520
Contact info?

>>24667520
19 M usa almost identical interests. If you're down for friends, you can kik me @gh0stc0ffee or skype @dr3wmoo.

>>24667520
every time
I find a girl I might like to get to know
and she's halfway around the fucking planet

>>24652721
>dude weed lmao country
>Ontario
>favourite author is Stephen "Cuck" King
>can't even spell it
>yay Muslims
>/x/
>guise I'm just on /pol/ to troll all the nazis xD
>progressive

wew what a unique Canadian personality ;^)

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>>24648458

>>24663233
>house of leaves
you're good in my book

>>24665147
I'll drop my skype if you have one! But that's all I use.

>>24667520
What's your contact? I live in the UK as well

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Ayeee let's leave this here.

>>24669180
>See the template depicting what sounds like an interesting and fun girl
>"Oh damn, I´d love to meet her! We could really click"
>Sees she´s into females
>sadlifu.jpg

Great taste in music tho

>>24669258
Feel free to add me if you wanna chat or smth.

Since Jesper joined Dark Tranquillity I started liking them, especially Atoma.

>>24668457
t-thank you

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>>24656411
Updated with the other half. Filtering saves time and lives.

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Never done this before

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me :
>27/M/europe
>game dev
>dark messy hair, glasses, big nose. i look sleepy
>pretty much average everything
>frighteningly easy-going
>stay indoors 24/7 but also love to hang out with someone in nature
>i've memorized like 38% of wikipedia (no not reaIIy but you know the type)
>interests include words, species, bunnies and hot sauce
>i make neat things i suppose ?
>love all animals, very positive outlook on life, optimist/realist
>definite oddball but mentally balanced
>i kinda do my own thing

her :
>around my age, anywhere reaIIy
>makes cool things and/or into some rad academic stuff
>gets excited talking about the cool things she makes or the rad academic stuff she knows
>listens to me ranting about my stuff too
>hates puns as much as i love making them
>kind, understanding !
>loves all animals, very positive outlook on life, optimist/realist maybe ?
>definite oddball but hopefully possibly mentally balanced ? look dude i don't tell you how to do your job
>kinda does her own thing

>>24648791
Do you have a link to the site you used for pic of you? MS Paint can only get you so far

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>>24648487
Hey I used to live in Fairbanks AK!

>>24663818
>>24671088

http://irmirx.deviantart.com/art/Hipster-Dress-Up-Game-252088708
Here.

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kill me

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wow I did it

I don't know why I did it
but I did

>>24667520
yo whats that contact info

Got skype?

>>24672260

>>24672677
I don't. Sorry, anon

>>24672688
Is that an email address? I'll just use that.

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Being abrasive is how I pretend I'm cool on the internet.

Someone please find me and kill me.

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New to this, and new to /soc/. I need a good friend, if not potential wife material.

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>>24648458

BC, Canada

>>24672902
pls have kik or Discord or at least an email address

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Might as well post mine here too.

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Say hi if interested.

>>24676238

Hi!

>>24676238
*sigh*hey, kik me - edgnis

thanks

Fake profiles are quick and easy to make with these because all you have to do is fill in boxes. I've done a few and will share my results.

The following got :
>Under 6', literally zero response.
>Ambitious isn't checked or shitty job or neet, LZR.
>Chubby or fat, LZR.
>Surprisingly, a small dick profile got responses albeit very little.
>Liking anime doesn't kill off all responses like being short or poor does but it does reduce the response.
>White got the most responses, then Asian, then Latin, then power gap, Brown, Black. Almost all the girls responding to the Asian profiles liked anime.

My results only confirm the obvious but it's still good to know for sure. Since girls are so uniform in their preferences about shallow criteria, my suggestion is for everybody to either leave those criteria blank or lie and max them out. If everyone does this, girls will have no way of using those criteria and will have to go by personality for once. Girls claim they like personality therefore, they can't complain about this method.

Then again, who I am kidding, people are going to be butthurt. These people are idiots who have no original ideas and their only counter argument is bitter/fedora/virgin. All I need to say to kill that argument is to say that the first profile I made was my real one which met the shallow criteria and got a lot of response.

>>24676238
How are you both chubby and fit? I thought delusional fatties who are "powerlifter"/"bearmode" was a male meme.

>>24676238
hii

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>>24657285
messaged you on kik, pic related is me

>>24676269
Do you fill in the interests section besides that?
Are these in-thread responses or outside?
Did you test for dick size, or was it the one test for small?
>not liking anime on 4chan

You are taking into consideration that most grils in these threads will wait to be contacted? Not that it would affect your results, just how you label them.

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>>24676238
Hiiii

>>24672260
>>24648791
I'm interested. This is me.

>>24676238
>>24648791
Also you seem interesting as well.

>>24657170
I agree with this>>24657186
there is a reason why they are looking for bf on 4chan. And probably, in the end, if they find a boyfriend, they never get the 6' tall guy, but a normal one. Tbh i don't understand why womanlet of 5'2 or even less want the 6' man. Is the most anti aesthetics thing in the world and sex is usually bad. Couple shouldn't differ more than 3\4 inches.

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This took me way too long, and nobody will even contact me.
Rest in peace, my hopes and dreams 凸(｀0´)凸

>>24677364
Im biting. Where ya at kohai

>>24677364
>Drinks Regularly
>Smokes Regularly
>Drugs Regularly

Slow down lad

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>>24677387
I think that's pretty irrelevant, I'm never going to be meeting anyone from here unless things get super serious.
I'm on the East Coast of the US though, if that tells you anything.
>>24677395
I know. I'm sorry.

>>24677399
>east coast

fffffffine I'll make contact. The shit I put up with.

>>24675837
I have a kik if you want it, I guess.

But this is probs too old for that, huh?

>>24677364
Jesus Christ, kid.

>>24676238
Hi.
I love flannel shirts and i think i fit your infograph decently.
kik: Zetamaniac
Discord: Zetamaniac#5942

>>24677364
>>24677399
What's the 'other' in religion?

>>24677600
Despair is my religion.
>>24677412
I'm sorry for whatever it was.

>>24677616
It's your outlook. I get that everyone here is a little sad and desperate - they would never resort to 4chan if they weren't - but you make it sound suicidally hopeless, and it isn't. I'm sure you're pretty, a nice girl, etc., and you'll more than likely be swarmed by interested guys, even though most of them will be unfuckable neckbeards. You've got some confidence issues, I get that. I used to have those same issues. You'll perk up once you inevitably find a guy who makes you happy.

Chin up, sweetheart. Shit ain't so bad.

>>24677616
Also, I don't fully understand what Dangan Ronpa is, but it seems like you're a little too into it. Maybe tone that down, if possible.

>>24677675
I am suicidally hopeless. I'm far from pretty, and being nice doesn't make up for being unattractive. I wish I could believe I'd find a guy to help me be happy. But I've gone my entire life without that, it seems too unlikely.
>>24677686
I-I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just a c-casual fan

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Sure.

>>24677728
Well, you're 18 (if that. "18" typically means "underage and hiding it" around here), so your worthwhile relationship age has really just started. High school stuff doesn't matter, contrary to what the folks here might say.

Source: I am an actual adult.

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>>24677686
>18-19
>'them' picture looks like it's from the same series
>japanjapanjapan

I'll call it a phase.

IIRC it's a visual novel about a bunch of kids getting picked off by a serial killer(s?) and you need to find out who it is.

>>24677399
>>24677364
Your Other Interests are all the same thing, and so far the only personality trait you've shown is ZETSUBOU DA
Calm down a bit. If you're actually suicidal, for your own sake work on that first. No relationship can fix that, only provide a stopgap.
And >>24677773. Lots of people don't even get to start dating until college. Lots of people don't even figure out socializing until after that.

>>24677728
>18-19
>My entire life

Don't be stupid.

>>24677793
The 'them' picture is indeed from the same series. It may be a phase, but if it is, it's been a hell of a long one.
It's not simply a visual novel, it has game aspects to it as well. It's a bunch of kids who are locked into a certain location and are forced to kill each other and not get caught to escape. No serial killer, just a mastermind.
ZETSUBOU DA is probably the only personality trait I have in all honesty.. At least before I get to know someone. I act more cold around strangers.
Suicidal thoughts won't stop due to my current situation, all I can do is tone them out with a distraction.
>>24677794
Most people have dumb little HS romances, and even though they don't mean much, that's more than I've ever had.
>>24677773
I could be either 18 or 19 according to my post. I'm turning 19 very soon. I don't think I'll ever be at the 'worthwhile relationship' age.

>>24677860
Just because you didn't have a dumb little HS romance, doesn't mean you should really want one. During my time in HS, I had 3 and they were all just "flings?" because students are pressured to go to things like prom. Looking back at it, it was just a waste of time. Sure, I would have hoped for a relationship that could have started in HS and stayed healthy but that's a rare case.

One of my friends has been with his girlfriend since HS and they are the most defective people I have ever met. They have broken up 6 or 7 times, she constantly yells at him for things that aren't even in his control, he breaks things because he's so frustrated with her and he doesn't have the balls to dump her because he thinks that he'll never meet someone else again.

So, be brutally honest, how unattractive do you think you are and who are you comparing it to?

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>>24677891
I don't necessarily want one, no, it's just that that's a form of positive attention I've never received. Nobody has ever felt attracted to me before. Not in any way.
I'm about a 2/10, comparing myself to a hairless dog.
>pic related

>>24677927
There's no way it's that bad. Go on, post a picture. I can promise an honest, unbiased appraisal. I have nothing to gain from lying to you about your looks.

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>>24677860
>a hell of a long one
It came out in english in '14. That's longer than a 'kick' but definitely within 'phase.'
Just experience some more media.

>due to my current situation
It sounds like you know what the problem is. You're in the best position to fix it.

>>24677893
Go home /co/.

>>24677891
Shes a child whos barely started living and doesn't realize this is a place fucking filled with people who've had it MUCH worse.

>>24677891
It's not that people necessarily want those highschool "flings" now, it's that we missed out in it. We've missed out on the whole teenage love experience. It may seem like not much to you, but it's a very shitty feeling to have.

>>24677939
Who said I only enjoyed it when it came out in English? I've been into Dangan Ronpa since it came out in Japan on the PSP in late 2010.
I know what the problem is, but it's simply not fixable.
>>24677934
I won't be posting any photo of myself on 4chan. I'm far too paranoid to do that.

>>24677941
You obviously don't know me or know what I've been through. It's a bit disrespectful to assume that I've never had any real struggles. I can assure you that I've had twice as many struggles as most of the lonely NEETs on /soc/. Age does not invalidate what someone has been through.

>>24677952
I don't understand what you think you would need to be paranoid about. It's a picture of your face on an anonymous website; that's not any more dangerous than someone seeing your face while walking down the street.

>>24677943
I've had the experience and I'm telling you that it's not "love". It's just pressure; all pressure. Maybe, you would have been one of the rare cases where everything would have been perfect from those 4 years of your life onward but it's unrealistic and now, impossible. So, you just have to move on.

This is like saying that you missed out on doing stupid shit as a teenager because teenagers are supposed to do stupid shit. You don't have to do stupid shit because you think you should.

>>24677958
While I agree that >>24677941 is being a bit rude, he's not wrong. Age doesn't invalidate any types of trauma that may have happened to anyone but typically, as you get older, you realize that it's not so bad or you learn how to live with it. Hell, the last 7 years of my life have been pretty shitty but I'm not going to curl up into a ball because of my struggles; I have to do something about it if I want to live.

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My ideal mate is someone who'll love me for me. Not because I'm entertaining or alpha or wealthy or popular

>>24678036
Ok. So is everyone. Follow the thread and use the template my dude.

>>24678011
It's not that it's love, it's that it's just a part of growing up. It's relationship experience you got out of the way while everyone was still experiencing it for the first time. I mean, I don't know, maybe you're right. Looking back at those relationships you had then, would you had not have gone into them knowing what you had known now? I'm sure you have some good experiences associated with those relationships.

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>>24648458
This looks fun, took a bit to fill out though.

>>24668653
ya sure! I don`t use skype much but it'll work

>>24678072
I wouldn't have bothered with those relationships if I could go back. It's not about them being "good" or "bad"; they weren't valuable. I was going into relationships in HS because I thought that I should not that I wanted to or had to.

It's really hard to be that kid and look at everyone else in a relationship. As a child, you just think you should also be in one; it's popular, it's cool, you get instant access to these cliques where you can absorb people's interests around you and it's unfortunate that people seem to promote that you should get all of the bad choices out in HS, as if you can actually just get all of the bad choices out of your body and never have them again.

Everyone wants what someone else has. I honestly, wish that I never did it.

>>24677958
You haven't told us about anything, for what it's worth.
You could be lying in either direction, but we can't even say 'oh, yeah. that's pretty bad' with what we have now.

>>24656411
Man, this is autism.

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I have incredibly low hopes for this

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>>24678322
>>24678374
>>24678386

>>24671543
same

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Where are all of my fellow average Americans at?

>>24679075
you are about as average as you can get. I love it
but what does purple mean? considering its a mix of red and blue

>>24679087
Perfect, according to the infographic directions.

>>24679092
are you sure? it looks very pink to me. Like no where near purple

>>24679099
I kind of fucked that part up.

>>24677411
As long as the thread is around, it's not too late.

>>24679109
its okay.

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>>24677395
>Drinks regularly
>Smokes regularly
>Does drugs regularly

AND

>Ideal mate preferably DOESNT do any of these regularly

>>24677364
I'm so confused... are you trying to find someone that will straighten you out and encourage you to NOT drink/smoke/do drugs or what???

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>>24674797
Version 2.0 Electric Boogaloo.

Added/fixed stuff.

>>24677364
>female
>nobody will even contact me.

are you new here or just dumb

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Not really looking for "QTs". Just killing time. If you wanna hang out though go ahead and add me. Peace.

>>24679567
I'd be happy to message you, but I'm 29 and that's too old for you, it seems.

>>24679587
Nah that was just for the ideal mate thing. If you're just looking to talk I don't care about age.

>>24678036
>love for someone with a resilient/assertive personality isn't authentic
how do you figure that?

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Fuck

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god damn im bored .__.

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Yes

>>24672902
Your handwriting is very nice

sure.ok.whatever on kik, if you're still around.

>>24680723
Got any infograph yourself by any chance?

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I just like filling things out desu.

>>24680777
nice trips.
>I just like filling things out
yeah, i bet so :^)

>>24680777
Gotta say I really like your description, and I think I fit yours pretty well too! That we're both in the same part of the world is also a major plus. My Skype and kik are both frosty.forest, if you wanna chat and see if we get along.

>>24680777
You seem pretty interesting, and I feel like I fit your QT description pretty well. If you'd like to talk, my skype is rest.now1

>>24680817
>>24680807
>being a girl
>guys throw the selves at you

>being a guy, not even one reply
why is life so unfair?

>>24680807
Added you. Highfive for Scandinavia!

>>24680817
Adding you too. c:

>>24680839
Eh, maybe it would help putting a bit of effort into making the chart look nice?

>>24680858
>making the chart look nice
>red at creative and artistic
>end me

anyway, it was a genuine question

>>24680839
>>24680863
Well, it is /soc/ and the male-to-female ratio most definitely has something to do with it. If you got approached by a dozen or more people per post you made, you would probably not be on the hunt yourself either.

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>>24648487
>>24651841 / >>24654003
>>24657285
>>24661933
>>24667520
Assuming people don't just go and lie on the internet, there are a fair share of qts on this thread

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I just want someone i can focus my attention to. I like to feel needed.

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First time doing dis shit, hope u can see it.

>>24680777
>>24681021 < this is me (kik included). Hit me up if interested, or something.

>>24680988
very nice infograph, breh! i like your sports and interests, too.

>>24681095
thx bro, spent way more time than I should

>>24681165
geeze i should redo my infograph to look like yours.

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my new and improved infograph. kik is updx25

I don't actually want a gf as I already have one but filled this out for shits n gigs

ill be friends with anyone desu

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>>24681195
i forgot my chart because i'm dumb xD :^)

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>>24680777
Hi i'm a huge Bastion fan too (pic related), and i also draw lewd stuff

So yeah add me if you want

>>24680839
ah yes but you're one of the people who replied to her post, so you're actually part of the problem

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Hi! I'm new to this, please go easy on me.

I spent way too much time working on this -_-

>>24683374
>>24681540 here, I like your interests
too bad I don't quite match your qt standards ayy

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>5'2-5'4 | 5'4-5'6
Why aren't the brackets proper? the next bracket should be one higher than the previous. Anyone have a template with this fixed?

>>24684175
ask for my info if you want it.

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if just there were such a girl .__.

>>24680777
I'm also in Scandinavia and I think we'd get along. Skype is [email protected]

>>24684928
any1 :c

>>24680777
29/M/German

Skype: i.like.melon

halfway through filling out, should I post here or wait for another thread?
or should I fuck off and never post because it's probably already a sausage party?

>>24685427
No such thing as too much sausage my friend.

>>24685469
im str8 desu

>>24685487
as am I. Let me rephrase that. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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>>24685499
Can't argue with that.
Though I don't probably have enough Tumblr in me for /soc/.

LADIIIIIEEEEEEESSS

>>24680777
You seem fascinating! I´d like to know more of you. If you have kik then here´s mine: Pheldagryff. I hope we can talk soon :)

>>24667518
don't worry, her last boyfriend was catholic

Fug
I looked through thread and found one nearly perfect mutual match but I'm trying to move away from New England to escape the liberals and she's in Boston. Probably for career reasons too based on her job description.

I guess this just makes me glad I don't have a smartphone for Kik so I can't make myself more miserable.

>>24685768
You don't have a smartphone? That's... How?

>>24686510
It's simple. First, you don't purchase a smartphone. Second, you don't purchase a smartphone service plan. Third, you browse the internet from your house. Up until a few years ago, phone users were looked upon as the next wave of AOLers by 4chan, you know.

>>24686510
faggot

>>24685768
Sorry for your slacking but you can still manage to use kik from a computer.

>>24688993
Yeah, but I'm not going to set up BlueStacks on the off chance I can talk to a girl who I can't start a serious relationship with because I'm moving

That would just be melancholy

>>24689070
>BlueStacks

That is such a shitty program. How is there not a better emulator?

>>24689087
There's another one, forget what it's called, but it's probably worse. BlueStacks is pretty annoying to use, but works, sort of.

Platform-exclusivity business models are a mental illness.