Roast me

Roast you? Um, why? Why would anyone roast you? I mean, with such a handsome face, sweet hair, and cute glasses, it's going to be impossible to burn you.~

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>>24639192

>>24639148
i love you. i want to have your babies.

>>24639148
>>24639192
>>24639420
Lying to people is mean :-(

>>24639442
op wants people to be mean to him though...

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>>24639420
Anyone going to roast me?

>>24639148
You look like a nerd from the 80's that might sell adderall on the side.

>>24639442
Yes. Please be mean to me, roast me

>>24639148
>Your duck face expression makes you look like a sixteen year old girl.
>You look like a sixteen year old anyway.
>You look like you stole you father's aviators, as they're far too large for your face.
>You need a haircut, you trashy bastard.
>You look like you've never had a reason to pick up a razor in your life.

I dunno, man. I just got off work. I'm too tired to be purposefully mean without reason.

>>24639479
Be more mean people

>>24639148
you look like a fucking normie. That's why I can't be mean to you.

>>24639148
I've seen 12 year old girls with more testosterone than you.

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hunter s. thompson's son

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alternatively hunter s. thompson if he was a faggot

>>24639148
you're cute tho :c

>>24639148
Using your grandma's glasses to stimulate a negative response? For shame.

Will anyone roast me, maybe one day

anyone?

I would but pedofiles already burn in hell.

You look a a guy who would be a side character in it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Idk, I'm not good at this being mean thing