Fun fact: My cock fits in exactly two toilet roles. Can yours?

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And yes that was an extremely tight fit...

Fun fact

Kill yourself faggot.

You still ugly

>>24632602
This looks strange af , and almost unbelievable , but also intriguing

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OP, please try to hold your autism back a little bit more next time

>>24632596
Mine does too when I push them that far into my groin

>>24632596
good luck dating anything more than mindless fucktoys throughout your life, burnout.

>>24632596
No, but I'm not an autistic cuck, so I still win.

>>24632596
Cant get it through the roll. Way too girthy

Not gonna lie, as a woman...the fact that your dick is skinny enough to fit in a toilet roll...total turn off. I would rather a thick cock over a long skinny cock any day.

>>24632596
i think its hot, id suck you off

>>24632596
the last time mine was the skinny was when I was 13

>>24632921
Yeah it's hot till you realize it's like sucking on a straw.

Damn, that's a skinny dick. Post some girthy cocks to make up for this.

>tfw skinny enough to fit in a toilet paper roll and about as long as one

>>24632596
>tfw lenght is barely 5' but girth is about 6.5'

my dick is strange

>>24632960
Post it, I gotta see

>>24632960
>>24632983
Yeah , go for it !

What the hell is with the posts ITT?

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>>24633045
I also dont understand the tone of the posts here
>>24632705
>>24632806
>>24632731
>>24632668
>>24632645
>>24632902
>>24632931
>>24632935

>>24632731
Why are you feeling inadequate, my man?

>>24633321
people got jealous? idk doesnt make sense, i think its a pretty nice dick and god knows how many dick pics get posted here, who cares

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>>24633321
They don't understand that his dick doesn't have enough blood pressure to hulk rip through the rolls so it's basically the opposite of a penis pump trapping it at less than full girth.

>>24632596
gg pencil dick

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>>24632645

No thanks, got too much to live for and enough dignity to not listen to a 4chan stranger.

>>24632668
Makes sense, thanks.

>>24632682
Hah, thanks.

>>24632705
I can't! I thought 4chan was the perfect place to let out some of my autism.

>>24632725
Then show me.

>>24632731
Already on it, don't worry about it.

>>24632806
Congratulations, you must feel amazing right now about yourself, right?

>>24632863
Do it while you're soft, obviously. Did you see the second picture? Otherwise I wouldn't fit either.

>>24632902
I did it while i'm soft, i'm more than 6inches around and it's hard to get it off. It IS thick but I get why you'd say that. :P

>>24633336
I'm not, I thought it looked funny so I decided to post.

>>24633435
WOW HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN. Seriously though, thanks for actually showing that there are people here who can think around here. Don't you think the people here are funny?

>>24633451
Another great example here. Are you all so stuck up you can't laugh a little? Sheesh.

>>24632931
You really have to ask yourself how smart you must be to not realise how basic physics work though, I feel like I shouldn't have to point out how a dick can't rip through a toilet paper roll. It's a spongy material that (As you might know) can become erect! Yes, that's right! It means that you start out very small and thin, and then it get's larger.

Step 1: Have flaccid dick.
Step 2: Put inside roll or anything that's smaller.
Step 3: Have it be unable to gain any blood volume due to restriction.
Step 4: Pencil dick!

Anyway I am crazy happy I posted this, had a good laugh haha. I'm 8'' long and 6.2'' around but I forgot how bad people are at using their brain a little bit here. Thanks guys, love ya.

>>24632596
I don't think so pal. I barely make it through 1 roll.

>>24632596
pretty sad that your dick is thin enough to fit in a toilet paper roll.

>>24634133

I know right? I also feel bad I'm so thin I fit in a toilet roll while i'm flaccid, who would've thought?

I really hope this thread goes on for a while, this is hilarious.

>>24634018
Same here. Congrats on that whooper of a dick you have OP, no sarcasm, it's pretty nice.

tfw my dick can't even reach the end of a single toilet roll

>>24634153
How big are you? If you don't mind me asking.

>>24634156

I'm 8'' long (The rolls are 4'' long each) and I'm 6.2'' inches around but people probably think I am 8'' and 4'' around or something haha.

>>24634166
Impressive cock anon!

>>24634166

Just realised you asked the other dude, ignore my post. My bad!

>>24634175
I figured, I was a little confused at what you meant. Still though, nice cock OP!

>>24634156
Probably about 4 inches I guess

>>24634182
I am too, though my best is about 4'5 inches.

>>24634166
Post a pic of the circumference. I don't believe you're 6in.

>>24634192
It's fine you don't believe me, I just came back from a 45 minute skype session with someone so I don't think i'll get myself hard anytime soon.

I'm also 6.2ft tall and my hands are rather large, makes it seem less thick than it actually is in my pictures anyhow.

The toilet roll itself is 4 inches long and 5 inches around. If you look at my second picture where the top comes out you can see it's at least one inch thicker than the actual roll.. it's not that hard to imagine it's 6.

I realise you probably won't believe any of this either :P

>>24634204
You sound like a Stud, no wonder you want to brag.

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>>24634206

Figured I might as well throw a screenshot in before someone tells me ''Yeah right''

I honestly started this thread because I thought it looked ridiculous to have your cock in two toilet rolls (The person I talked to asked if I could), I figured people would call me a moron or degenerate or whatever.. But hope that maybe someone else would post pictures and do it as well but sadly that hasn't happened yet.

>>24634211
I had assumed you made this thread to brag, as did most of the other people here. Still, it'd be interesting to see more people try to fit their schlong through toilet rolls now.

>>24634215

Hm fair enough, but considering it's /soc I don't see why people care anyway. There are cock threads every 5 minutes on here haha. At least this one is a bit funny.

And yeah, I know right? It's just funny... Other people should try it and laugh a little more. (:

>>24634216
Good point, here's hoping for more OP.

>>24634211
clearly one fag paying another fag

>>24634227

You've got to try a little harder to troll honestly. ):

>>24634235
>not mad
>replied saying not mad

>mad

>>24634242
He didn't, though.

>>24634244
>this retarded
>4 chan

it all makes sense

>>24634248
You seem upset, what's wrong anon?

>>24634239

Yeah well my cock isn't as deformed as yours is. Sorry?

I can fit in when i'm FLACCID. I put in the top (I'm 5 inches flaccid I guess?) I pull on my foreskin on the other side to pull it all the way through. Do people here understand what that actually means? When you're flaccid you're SMALL when you're small you fit inside SMALLER things. It's not that hard to understand really.

But yeah, gotta say I look nothing like yours and I am rather glad.

I really can't tell if people here are just kidding/joking around or are actually this stupid. I can't believe I am actually getting a little bit annoyed having to point out such basic stuff. It's not about my size, it's about not understanding simple logic.

So... are you people for real? Or did I just take the bait really hard?

>>24634271
>mad

You also shave your pubes off so you look like a prepubescent little boy
Enjoying helping pedo chicks with their fetish are you?

>>24634277

Nah, annoyed. You can't really read bro. Having to explain something multiple times is annoying since I would have thought it's common knowledge.

>>24634320

The baits are at least getting very obvious now haha.

>>24633983
Holy shit that cock marry me,
Where you from?

>>24633983
thats a 10/10 dick anon.

>>24633983
that's a nice cock but it's not 8"

8 inches on the dot, but I'm doing no fap December, so I don't feel like getting it up just to show you faggots

>>24635102

1 toilet paper is 4 inches. 2 toilet paper is 8 inches. Sorry, it is. I can show you a measurement of it if you want..

>>24632902
You're either retarded or not a woman.

>>24632902
>>24632931

at what size does a dick have a good girth? any numbers?

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>>24634166
>only 8" long
Step aside little guy

I don't understand all the dick rate threads. Who gives a shit? Nobody can control the size of their dick. Anyone who would choose dick size over personality is a cunt anyway. It's no different than saying "you have a nasty roast beef outie, goodbye"

>>24635542
ego

>>24635545
probably. They might have a giant dong, but be lacking in other departments.

>>24635542

What also pisses me off is girls go be height too. "JEEZ SORRY FOR BEING BORN THIS WAY, LET ME GO BACK IN TIME AND CHANGE MY DNA STRUCTURE FOR YOU!"

Fucking stupid.

>>24635558
i've never heard that one. I'm about 5'8 which I think is average, maybe a bit on the short side, but man there are some tall guys and the taller they get, the more awkward they get. They always seem to get the <5' girls. wtf

>>24635542
I think it's just an excuse for str8 anons to show off and look at dick. Besides, it is also a fetish for some to compare.

>>24635573
>i've never heard that one

I'm 5'3 and I always had this problem, because women are incredibly picky hateful with shorts guys. There is no love for short men.

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>>24635558
Why are you blaming girls and not chaotic randomness of the universe? It really isn't fair to be born short or with a small dick, but that's how it is with every facet of your existence.

Let me now ask you this. What is more torturous, to be born with a subliminally acknowledged deficiency such as a small dick or height, or to be born with an overt deficiency like retardism or something like cerebral palsy? At least one can almost always have the answer for why he is rejected and inadequate while the other will only have sneaking suspicions.

The universe is not just. It requires acceptance for the trials your spirit endures.

>>24635616
>only presents two options not multiple options

You're right and that's why I'm going to Vietnam and buying a person. FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS!

>>24635624
That is the interesting thing about this reality. No matter what door you choose, you will find the trials in different context. This existence is a reflection of itself; think fractals. Your soul will always be challenged.

>>24635603
ouch man. Well rest easy knowing there are plenty of short girls out there. I've never dated a girl taller than me, but desu it's a bit of a turn on. I wish I could explain it. I'm a sub lol

>>24635616
well said anon. really put it in perspective. Although I do have the small dick and another abnormality, but it could always be worse. I think everyone has something wrong. outie bellybutton, some weird birthmark, abnormal sweating, something

>>24635687
>Well rest easy knowing there are plenty of short girls out there

That's the problem. From my experience short girls don't want short guys. It's fucked up. I end up getting my TIME wasted by playing suicide fantasy with these manipulative cunts. I truly hate it here in the states and that is why I'm going to physically fucking buy a woman who will love me for my personality.

>>24632596
Yeah it fit in one yesterday and another one today!

>>24635724
ha! good luck man, really.

>all these asshurt dicklets ITT

>>24633983
What kind of a cock ring is that?

>>24636485
Dicklet here, not buttmad at all, OP has a nice cock.

>>24632596
>>24632602

Can we see it without the toilet roles... for scientific purposes?

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>>24635515

What a nice, clear picture. Thanks for showing me but I don't really care, unless you're going to compare it with a toilet role since that's what I am curious about. (:

Also, if you're measuring with a tape please put it on a table or something instead... it's so easy to cheat with that. Unless you're using a flat surface. I haven't seen a single well done measuring picture on 4chan.

>>24635542
I kind of just wanted to see some people stick their dick in a toilet roll but alas, nothing happened.

>>24635557
This is often true, I know a guy that is larger than me but he's extremely socially awkward and relies on his cock size to be interesting.

>>24635558
Can't really chime in since i'm 6'2ft myself, but my tiny buddy has NO issues finding a girl. He's got an extremely cool personality so they love him nontheless.

>>24635577
Have to admit, I am a exhibitionist... But I just wanted to get a laugh out of this, otherwise i'd post in another cock rate thread.

>>24635693
Doesn't matter dude, I have some stupid things myself but it doesn't matter if you're likeable and easy to talk to. The people that tend to have problems with woman are the ones overthinking on how to be with one or talk to someone in general.

>>24635870
Hah!

>>24636693
Uhm, it's an XL something something. Honestly can't remember what it's called honestly. Sorry dude. ):

>>24637175
Already posted another picture >>24633983
But here's another where I am actually hard instead of semi-soft. Pretty bad quality picture though, sorry.

>>24637419
Nah desu using a tape is better, don't be jelly because it's 9" and because he's a real man

>>24637464

I don't see him using a toilet role, there's nothing to be jelly about. (:

And did you really just say desu? cringe.

>>24637484
>7 incher is mad at superior 9 incher
When will they learn?

>>24637484
Desu is literally word filter for t.bh you newfag dicklet

>>24637549
If you're too lazy to type out ''to be honest'' you're equally bad as someone using desu. No difference! haha.

>>24637536
You need to try harder! Really.

>>24637582
lol k dicklet

>>24635515
>>24635515
Op is kinda big but this is just...... Wow

Are you into traps? (I pass)
What's your kik?

>>24637587

Can't you at least put some effort into dumb comments?

''whatever k dicklet'' I can feel it coming haha.

tfw only 5.5 inches

>>24637843

Nothing wrong with that dude, not at all. Being too long is also an issue since I have to be a bit careful to not completely destroy a womans cervix. It's painful for them and also me.

I also got bit of a problem with having an erectile dysfunction... Gotta use a ring almost always or my head just won't keep any blood for some reason. Bet you ain't got those issues so be happy haha.

(I bet you also fit nicely in a toilet roll without any effort like me haha)

>>24637850
Chillax bro you're 7" not 12"

>>24632596
Im too thick to enter a toilet role... how do you manage to get in?

>>24637958

Look, i've had three girlfriends so far and all three had problems with me hitting their cervix. I don't give two shits about if you think my cock is 8 or 7 or whatever. All I know is that it hurts.

>>24637961
Be. Flaccid. Put some effort into it, it wasnt easy for me either.

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>>24637958

Can you calculate the following? 4 x 4 = ?

Posting this for future reference for anyone else claiming i'm full of shit.

>>24638039
Nah could be a different roll

Measure your dick with that instead

>>24632596
your dick is very thin. how the fuck can it even fit inside a toilet paper roll at all?

>>24638282

Why would I measure my cock for a dude that took a picture with a literal potato. Make a normal one yourself first.. Put the measuring tape on a table and put your cock next to it. Not this weird perspective crap.

Also, who the hell has two different sizes of toilet paper rolls? You're kidding right. And even if it's not true, I would at max still only be 8 inches.. apparently you're... 9..? So why would you even care?

>>24638287

>>24633435
>>24633983
>>24634143
>>24634269
>>24634271

Can you at least try a little bit?

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>>24632596
I got ur back OP.

>>24637419
>>24632596

The face that you managed to get it through two of them is really a testament to skill and boner control.

I'm more impressed by that than anything.

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OP, Your cock is fucking amazing. Every other guy here (including myself) dreams of being that big. I'm the same height as you, but only half your size

>>24638374
Dude, thank you so much for doing it. It's happening!!!

>>24638649
ITS HAPPENING!!! Haha oh man this is great.

>>24638617
It's a talent I never knew I had. (:
Albeit a very useless one..

>tfw sounding guy doesnt skype you anymore


Feelsbadman

>>24638676

Everytime I try to place the second one over and ease my way into it, skin and fat gather into a fleshy pinch. I don't see how you can get all the way hard in such an insidious contraption.

Tried the 1 roll thing... that was a motherfucker to take off.

>>24638689
Then tell me who you are! I tried asking you so often on here who you are. ):

>>24638708
As I said before, it's freaking hard and my skin got pinched several times between the two rolls. And yes it's hard to take off lol.

Pretty much why I wanted to see someone else do it, because it's hard to do. But nooo everyone is claiming they have such a fat flaccid cock they won't fit into one. Yeah, right.

Femanon here and why is every guy so obsessed with being big? I've only been with one guy who is 5-6 inches and it was perfect. I tried a 7 inch toy and I didn't like it at all, it just hurt.

>>24637419
>This is often true, I know a guy that is larger than me but he's extremely socially awkward and relies on his cock size to be interesting.


the bad thing about that is the big cock is only exciting until climax. After sex, assuming he's able to get laid, what is there?
>sorry I'm not good at talking to girls, please leave

>>24637419
>Doesn't matter dude, I have some stupid things myself but it doesn't matter if you're likeable and easy to talk to. The people that tend to have problems with woman are the ones overthinking on how to be with one or talk to someone in general.

yep. I see couples all the time and wonder how the hell this ugly dude got with a smoking hot girl. Big dick? Money? (probably one of those), but there's a good chance that he's a nice guy who gives her the things she wants in a relationship

>>24632596
doesnt fit inside. 6" girth when flacid. take your thin dick and gtfo lul

>>24638718

Because society now has ingrained it within us to associate penis size with social status, you worth as a man.

All over the place you see it hammered in "does size matter!" "SIZE DOES MATTER" "NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT WOMEN LIKE MEN WITH BIGGER PENISES".

If you have a big dick everyone fawns over you, if you have a small dick everyone laughs. Fucked up things is you have no control over that, but that's just how fickle society is.

That's why everything is a dick measuring contest.

>>24638767
It sucks though. Also him being humble about his size since it's average is nice, hate guys who use their dick size as an ego inflation. Like ok you have a big dick, whatever. Maybe people with looser vaginas or more pain tolerance would like a bigger one.

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>>24638761
dis ain't gonna work....

>>24638801

Jesus motherfucking christ.

>>24638310

Last time I am going to have to do this, one more and I give up. Please tell me these people here are kidding and don't actually miss 3/4th of their brain? Please?

>>24638745

It probably is, the people i've been with didn't know beforehand if I was larger or not.. Neither did I have any money. I'm an easygoing guy in general (Unless people are purposely acting dumb, that frustrates me to no end)

I think a lot of these people are too much on 4chan trying to get advice from people that also have no clue on how to be ''normal''

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Wanna trade nudes? Looking for men 10-12 inch cocks ONLY
Send me a dick picture first so I know that it's y'all sexy guys ;)
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>>24638938
Omg u have the biggest tits ive ever laid my eyes on. kik???

>>24638945i don't have kik sorry but feel free to message me or FaceTime me but make sure you send me the picture first ;;)) +1 (870) 623-2029

>>24638958
okay okay, how much will you pay me tho?

>>24639006
I figured videos of me fingering myself would be payment enough

>>24639013
Unless you have a cock to put through a toilet roll or enjoy watching guys doing weird stuff to their cock, no deal.

>>24639062
I'm cool with anything

>>24638938
Not your personal army, take this poor guys number down you cunt

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>>24638293
It's not perspective you retard, putting the tape on the table would be perspective, laying a measuring tape across the top is proper measurement you jelly bastard ;)

Also iPhone 4s can't really help the graininess

>>24639185
I think it's kinda obvious, only a retard would think someone would post their number here

>>24639194

I've seen you running around /r9k/ more than a few times. I'm always left with questions... why is every picture you post never just flat on the dick? Why does your measuring tape always run up your pubes? Why is their a jenk-ass piece of string weaved into it? Why is there always half an inch covered?

The only reason I can think that you won't bring a straight up ruler to that thing is because you've deluded yourself into thinking that's a valid measurement.

You have a neat looking dick, but seriously get a life.

>>24639253
>someone analyzing a picture of a mans penis and posting a lengthy response to it
>says "get a life!"

u always should measure from bottom so just put the measure line under your cock where ur cock and balls split and go up. Then u will get good medical measurement.

>>24639266

Never claimed to have one, nor have I claimed to not be hypocrite. And if you think my response is lengthly...

>>24639300
>And if you think my response is lengthly...

That is to say you should see my other responses... it's problem really.

>>24632596
Do you have kik? I'd love to see more :3

>>24638921
bingo. basement dwellers taking advice from other basement dwellers who have zero experience. I'm assuming a large portion of 4chan's population are forever alones

>>24639194
I figured as much that again you can't post it straight on a table. I wonder why.. why do you even care if you're larger than me? All I care about is that you're trying to 1-up me and do it with bad pictures and bad measuring. I wouldn't even care if you weren't making these dumb pictures. Make a proper picture.. post it. Then we can all dance and be happy you have the largest cock around here. CONGRATULATIONS! :D

On a serious note though, do you do this in every thread? Going around saying this stuff?

>>24639353
Yes but I am straight believe it or not.

>>24639359
It's the same with reddit, maybe even worse. The relationship/sex subreddits are full of the most antisocial people ever.

>>24639397
>shudders. I love watching guys try to talk to girls in camwhore threads; telling them what they'd do to them. As if it'd be anything other than showing her their pokeman or some shit

>>24638676
Haha, I just happened to be in the washroom, and hark, there was a roll I forgot to toss out.

>>24639409
oops didn't mean to greentext everything.
just
>shudders

>>24639409
hnng i'd lick dat vag good. sloppy and wet just for you.. hnnngg..

It's quite funny to read sometimes because of how cringy it is.

>>24639194
lmaooo this nigga got a bendyass dick

>>24639463
yep! he says he'd lick it, but he'd be scared when he saw it in real life and creamed his jeans.

>>24637419
Could you post more? I'm kinda fapping to you really hard right now.

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>>24639253
>>24639379
>>24639525
You lot mad and I'm just here putting dicklet shamers in their place

>>24639253
imo he measures the right way n even if he measures ur way hed still be a little over 8 and a half and thats nothing to scoff at also i too see him posting a lot on r9k but ive seen him defend us average folk more times than not so i think hes ok

God, you dick looks impressive. I'm in awe. Very long, I wish I could deepthroat it right now

OP you sound like a fucking sperg and you have a pencil dick, seriously.

>>24640252
Also, if your dick is your best personality trait, kill yourself now. Especially since you have an actual pencil dick.

>>24639812
Im curious where you see me shaming people with a smaller penis. Please, do tell. I actually thought I specifically pointed out it DOESNT matter.
>>24637850

>>24639829
So him coming in here and showing his own picture with saying ''step aside little guy'' is a thing a normal person would do? Nah, it's someone with insecurities who would do/say these things. I guess he needs validation all the time?

>>24640252
Hey, look here is the person you're describing: >>24639812

>>24641001
>makes a humblebrag thread
>gets triggered when someone shuts him up

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>>24641001
Also not a pencil dick, I'm 2" wide. At work right now but I have more pics to put you in your place

>>24641014

Oh my god I dont CARE how thick your cock is. People here are really crazy dense.. wow.

Toilet roll or gtfo.

>>24641136
>goes out of his way to imply I have a pencil dick in some feminine passive aggressive manner
>lol I don't care bro xd

>>24641209
you kind of do though

that's not very impressive as far as girth goes

>>24641014
Again, wrapping a measuring tape around your cock isn't how "wide" you are. That measurement is going to be almost half of your circumference, which puts you at 4.5-5 inches around, which is... small.

>>24641209

There's nothing passive here, stop trying to read between the lines.

I'm telling the people here boasting about their own cock sizes that I don't care in the slighest. I just thought it would be funny to share this and it makes me laugh when others try it. But nooo all these people HAVE to show me how much of a pencil dick I have and prove (In a super poor way) that they have more going on in their pants. I wonder if you two realise how dumb you look.

So again, I don't give two shits if your cock is larger or thicker and don't bother with these pictures. There's more to my life than just my cock size. I'm just trying to raise a laugh... Which partially worked at least.

Thanks:

>>24638649
>>24638374

>>24641842
ftr i put my dick in a toilet roll but i couldnt get it all the way to the base so I couldnt activate the bone zone, didnt bother taking a pic

ps nice donger m8. no homo but i would totally love to play with your dick (platonically)

>>24641842
pps i think maybe some of the retardation ITT about how your dick can be wider than a toilet roll as long as you stick it in while soft comes from some people being showers and not growers, and other people whose natural erect girths are basically limited to smaller than your flaccid girth so they have no way to even imagine the difference. might appear to be jealousy but its actually just good old fashioned ignorance

>>24641930

Ah, I understand. Flaccid I am basically the same thickness as a toilet roll itself which is 5 inches around. When I am erect I am 6'2 but apparently that's entirely unbelievable because they forget that just because I am thicker than the roll, I can't just burst through it.. So it expands only upwards which is the only place possible.

But hey, even with 5 inches flaccid it's possible. I need to put the tip in and try to get my fingers through on the other side and pull on my foreskin to do it. It's hard to do but it works.

I just find it hilarious that it's so unbelievable that I am 8 by 6 considering plenty people on soc believe that apparently 70% of the people posting in cock rate threads are between 8/9 with no clear picture/measurements/stupid perspective. Crazy odd.

How can you fit it that? It's so tight!!

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>>24641240
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>>24641842
Not reading all that shit, I'm the only one being honest about my size and I still dwarf all of you jelly fags

Stay btfo, my hard superior cock is so long, people just assume it's a pencil hahahahaha

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I can barely fill a single roll

>>24642749

"My hard superior cock'' Jesus, you are truly the new king of cringe on 4chan.

TLDR; Go suck your own cock a little more.

Really wonder if you get what I am trying to say here haha.

>>24638689

Seriously though, are you the girl with the sister you shared information with sometimes? It's driving me nuts that you recognize me everywhere but I don't know who this is haha.

>>24632645
Ahahaha look how this thread turned out, bitch tits. Your fear makes me grow like OP. Get hard, nigger

>>24643902
I vote this best comment of this thread, we can end it here guys. It's over.

>>24642749
>I'm the only one being honest about my size

by posting pics where we can all see the tape hovering above your dick as you artificially inflate your measurements? instead of just sticking it in a standardized cardboard tube which we all have access to and quickly and easily gives a sense of perspective, which is the point of the thread?

do you need affirmation so badly? we get it, your dick is bigger that everyone elses. congratulations dude, you're still a shitposter. why dont you act like you have as big of a dick as you say you do, stop talking shit and stick your dick in some toilet rolls so we have concrete, comparable proof of how much larger you are than all of us, proving your self worth is inherently greater.

or you could keep being a pussy and making lame ass taunts while posting a weird looking penis with obviously fudged measurements you might as well have saved from somewhere else for all the relevance it has to this thread. which I think you will, because just like your dick, you're not as big as you'd like other people to believe

>>24638801
same as me lel

Having a thinner long dick is the best of both worlds. It's really long so it's impressive and awe-inspiring, but not so thick that it can't be deepthroated

>>24638945
how can you call other people cringy when you act like this? Also arent you that creep that shoves fucking dildos and pipes into his urethra?

>>24646394

Because I responded to her in a CRAZY OBVIOUS thirsty manner with bad grammar and spelling. Obviously it's fake as hell so I decided to have fun with it. Don't act stupid.

And yes I am that guy. Hey look, I get pleasure out of another orifice that's not my asshole. What's so bad about that? (It's medical grade sounds by the way, ya know.. the ones are that actually designed for that) not fucking dildos.

>>24638039
4x4=16. Seemed like you were having trouble with that.

>>24646120
Girls and guys will tell you, pencil dicks are the worst.
Length is what makes a cock difficult to deepthroat, and girth is what makes a cock impressive and awe-inspiring.
You have it all wrong buddy that's quite sad