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weird that there isn't one of these around

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weird that there isn't one of these around
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>>24620679
guess I'll post mine before i resume my latest playthrough of dark souls 1

blighttown still sucks
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>>24620679
22/M
>Fun and outgoing
>Enjoy movies and most music
>Very kinky, dom type

Looking for F
>Older than 18
>Enjoys sex and similar kinks as me
>Not shy
>Can hold on to a convo
>Don't smoke cigarettes
Kik is youngcaesar24 if fit or interested
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>>24620679
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(copy-pastaing from last thread because I joined late)

Me:
>21/M/TX
>5'8"/172 cm
>160lbs/73 kg
>Brown hair/eyes
>Average build, not thin or fat
>Low key weeb
>Really into cars and guns
>Might say that I'm "/a/ /o/ /k/"
>Laugh at my own stupid jokes (see above)
>Also like space stuff and aviation
>Vidya (mostly FPSs, with a few wild cards like Nuclear Throne and FTL now and then)
>LOVE listening to/over analyzing music
>Laid back/not too serious
>High sex drive
>Currently working, debating if I wanna stay in TX or move to OK
>ENFP, if it matters


Ideal Girl:
>18-26~ish/F/???
>Shorter than me, like 4'10"-5'2" (148 cm - 158 cm) would be AWESOME
>Literally don't care about race
>Long hair a bonus, x2 multiplier for long, straight, jet black hair
>Similar build to me, not skinny or fat, nice and curvy with a little bit of chub is PERFECT
>Ideally a "cute" face, as opposed to a pretty/hot/beautiful face
>Sweet/kind/gentle nature OR dorky/loud/playful nature, or a mix of both.
>Please be a weeb
>Doesn't need to share all my hobbies/interests, but being interested in learning about them is a huge bonus
>Has hobbies/interests of her own that she will teach me about
>Has a lewd side/high-ish sex drive
>Loves animals
>Comfortable with staying in or going out.

Just in case such a grill exists and is interested, kik is rpgspitfire
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Me:
>23/M/Upper Central US
>Biochem Student
>Average body, 6’2”
>Golden medium length hair
>In-between masc and fem
>Work in a cancer research lab
>Live on my own
>Doing grad work soon
>Like to lift, especially lower body
>Like to play vidya to destress (OW, League, DotA, DS)
>Enjoys shitposting and bantering throughout the day
>Very romantic and monogamous
>Love to cuddle
>Very sexually submissive

Him:
>Lives in US or will eventually
>Bearish/Stocky. Bulky muscle is sexy
>Masculine but isn’t a dick
>Emotionally aware and supportive.
>Reliable as a person.
>Decently outgoing socially. Likes constant conversation and banter over alone time.
>Sexually and Socially dom
>Loyal, Romantic, Affectionate, and Monogamous
>Likes to play vidya as well or wouldn’t mind getting into a few casual games just for couples time
>Clingy and Possessive. Fairly attractive trait
>Wouldn’t mind lifting together eventually, would like for me to cook him dinners while he’s bulking


Kik: kekandace
Ask for skype if necessary
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Me:

23/m/uk
Have a decent job
Play guitar (was in a band)
Love animals
Love music
Love movies
Love weed
Love alcohol
Love food
Clumsy but confident
Goofy but fun
Hate flying but still go on holiday once a year

Looks;
Average
Brown hair, few tattoos, normal body shape used to be fat so I still have fat guy strength.
T-shirt and jeans

Ideal girl:

19+
Love animals
Love music
Love food
Love music
Smart
Kind

Looks:
Don't care desu as long as she's neat.
Quite like the goth/emo girl look. Normally comes with the interests lol
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Me:
>21
>6ft, Very skinny, Just under 9 stone
>Very sociable, Quite loud, Confident speaker
>Whitty, blunt sense of humor
>I come across as arrogant and narcissistic, but its more of a front
>Never been IQ tested but i'd imagine im in the top 25%
>into Indie and Electronic music and festivals, Moderate drug user
>Practice Tarot
>Right wing views
>Into sports and some vidya
>outside the box thinker
>loyal
>quite obsessive at times
>moderate bipolar
>I hate pretty much noone but if i hate someone im extremely sadistic towards them, extremely verbally agressive

Her
>18-24
>shorter than me
>around my size
>ginger qt
>an unconventional thinker
>very upfront with emotions
>honest
>into the indie/electronic scene and ok with substances
>smokes weed
>enjoys long periods of time where its just us together
>similar to me in terms of intelligence
>has a similar arrogant narcissistic ego as a front
>insecure like myself
>Doesnt have left wing views
>clingy
>loves animals cats especially
>can put up with my bipolar personality


the chances of the person described above visiting this board are slim, and even less chance of them replying...
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Me
>20
>male
>UK
>white
>5'11
>skinny
>people told me that i have beautiful eyes
>long soft dark hair
>somewhat feminine and young looking
>no tattoos or piercings
>i don't smoke do drugs or drink
>shy and a bit introverted
>working full time and going to college
>love travelling, history, reading, writing, programming, gaming and movies
>fluent in two languages
>got a driving license but no car yet
>very caring and affectionate
>romantic
>like to cuddle
>kinda clingy
>loyal
>i live with my parents, currently saving up for uni and have my own money
>don't like anime, manga and not interested in asian cultures in general
>i like gaming but only on the PC and i don't like japanese games or nintendo
>my friends always laugh at my jokes and at my humour
>i mostly listen to dance and electro music

Her:
>18-22
>lives in the UK
>white
>not fat or chubby prefferably skinny, or fit
>no tattoos or piercings
>doesn't smoke
>not a total weeb
>has some interesting hobbies or a job
>likes travelling and would travel with me
>loyal and honest
>straightforward
>kinky
>somewhat assertive and dominant personality
>shy
>can hold a conversation
>not terribly busy with university and/or life in general
>not very experienced sexually
>knows what she wants in life and doesn't mess around
>plays games on the PC other than overwatch and mobas
>clingy, obsessive or posessive
>affectionate and doesn't mind showing it in public
>wouldn't mind meeting up
>willing to watch stuff with me online
>doesn't take forever to reply
>not addicted to social media like snapchat, facebook etc...

Kik: atazs
I also have steam, skype and discord.
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Me:
>23/F
>5'2 average body with some chub
>really long brown hair
>grad student in biology
>love hiking, walking around talking about things
>like going out but not super social, I enjoy staying in at night
>love animals
>don't drink that much, and don't do drugs
>I love cooking and baking for people close to me
>like old sci-fi and horror movies
>Love cuddling especially in cold weather
>love listening to music
>usually affectionate
>a bit behind when it comes to technology
>don't take my personal life too seriously

Him:
>around my age
>skinny
> doesn't have to be much taller than me
>preferably interested in science
>Sweet and not overbearing
>loves animals
>likes going outdoors
>is willing to listen to me talk about work
>isn't quick to anger
>can be a homebody but is still willing to go out occasionally
>likes video games but isn't overly obsessed
>is okay with me being busy a lot of the time
>is okay with me wanting to cuddle a lot
>has goals and works or attends uni
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>>24622903
tfw just realizing that women have higher application requirements than most jobs.
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>>24622903
I'm curious why the interest in science and why biology?
You seem amazing btw. How can you be 5'2, long Brown hair, love to bake and still be single?
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>>24622933
At least they don't require expierence in the job xD
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>>24622969
sadly most women want 5 yrs experience minimum, and I can't even lie on my resume.
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>>24622969
Actually, a lot of them do.
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Him:
>uses my mouth whenever he wants
>teases me until I'm a fucking quivering mess
>makes me suck him off in the mornings
>doesn't tell me when or where he's going to cum
>doesn't want kids
>cool with abortions if we have to
which we won't because I know my ovulation cycles
>is a history freak
>reads everyday
>frugal/smart with money/saves
>minimalist in clothing, interior design
>likes quality over name brand&quantity
>clean
So many guys don't wash their hands. It's so gross. My first ex tried to finger me after he touched the dog...I ran. Ugg gross. Also, his balls would stink even when he got out the shower so I never wanted to blow him.
>likes comedies, horror, irl murder shows, irl greed/fraud crime shows
>stronger than me
>fuck my face until I cum and gives me a bunch of facials
>loves food and eats veggies
I've noticed most white guys don't
>is a doer, not much of a talker
Like goes to uni to become a lawyer. Most guys say "I want to be rich" and then do nothing to obtain the that goal.
>5'9" or taller
>27 years or older
>Average or smaller sized penis
>lifts, golfs, run, bike, swims, or all
Will compete with me
>okay with not getting married
>likes the news, politics
>doesn't have sex w others
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>>24622968
Idk haha haven't met anyone in a few years now, and as far as biology goes it's more just that I study a specific pathology under the umbrella of the biology department at my school

>>24622977
Haha well no experience required here
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>>24623028
I'm not 5'9" or at least 27 but I fit a lot of the other stuff!
My kik is new.m00n if you're interested
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>>24623033
kissless virgin with a min wage job need not apply though, right? :)
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>>24623070
Really depends on if he's happy with what he's doing, or if he isn't, if he has bigger goals. It mainly depends on him as a person, and if we get along. Money clearly doesn't factor into it, because if it did I would have picked a different career choice haha.
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>>24623033
That's mad. By the sounds of it you're a catch! Got a pic?
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>>24623175
Not that I'm willing to post here but if you have a skype and are similar to what I'm looking for I can send you one :)
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>Me
>18/M/USA
>6'2
>Gym / Vidya / Work
>I'm really into music and I'd love to share my collections / trade songs sometime
>Not into Anime much anymore but my favorite is Cowboy Bebop.
>I love all types of art and any intellectual discussions. Seems like it's pretty hard to find that on 4c though.

>Her
>18-20
>Shy / Not a huge stacy
>Can hold a conversation
>Enjoys talking about themselves but also listening
>Games are a huge bonus
>Gym is a huge bonus
>Long talks at 5am when we can't sleep
>Optimally would like to meet up sometime and go on a cute date.

please kill me
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>>24623028
this is a huge turn off as a guy reading it.
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>>24623028
>So many guys don't wash their hands. It's so gross. My first ex tried to finger me after he touched the dog...I ran. Ugg gross. Also, his balls would stink even when he got out the shower so I never wanted to blow him.
do you show in germ-x?
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>>24623218
Kik? Ncosta123 :)
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>>24623028

Any more about you? What doesnt revolve around sex sounds fun but it seems like that makes up a big part of your life. Any other kinks or hobbies?
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Me:
>20f
>5'8, 135lb, dancer
>Medium brunette, brown eyes, pale
>Dutch/british-indian descent
>loves to cook, bake, work out, and grow plants
>loves french ballads and uk house
>art hoe
>likes 8 hours sleep
>no chill/overly committed, loyal and sensitive
>into self improvement and hedonism
>likes old hollywood movies and 50s aesthetics
>work full time, uni part time

dream boy:
>6'0+
>enjoys reading
>loves to eat and sleep, chubby
>has a hobby/passion
>mature about female stuff, sex, people in general
>secure about himself
>sensitive, trusting, paternal, traditional gentleman
>likes sex but not obsessed
>doesn't care about my job
>happy go lucky, positive
>low-key feminist
>low-key drug use (weed, lsd, x)
>likes going out to eat/drink/dance
>nice friends
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skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane

either is fine but skype is my preferred means of contact
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I've pretty much given up on finding an ideal girl.
Do any Eastern European women I want to live in the US?
I'll exchange citizenship but only for a non abusive, loving, supportive, monogamous relationship filled with cuddling and goofy romantic gestures.
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>>24623411
I don't have a smart phone right now :(
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>>24623477
Largely describes me. Not quite 6ft but besides that.

My Kik is Girzmtov if you're interested in chatting
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her

>white
>skinny-curvy/average
>cuddles
>similar sense of humour to me (a bit racist but also silly)
>no pref for hair
>pref blue eyes (just a preference)
>between 18-21
>will watch cartoons together
>clingy
>similar personality and interests
>dominant

me

>male
>short blonde, blue eyes, white
>average
>6ft
>nerdy about some things
>plays videogames (mostly wow)
>artistic (I enjoy drawing and painting)
>loves music (Anamanaguchi, slime girls, flume, cage the elephant etc..)
>love to daydream and talk about random shit
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>>24623028
This sounds like a dream.

Contact?
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Me:
25, male, white
Dark, long hair
Blue eyes
Introverted, mostly quiet, homebody
Musician and occasional writer
Play in a tribute band to pass the time
Full time job, own a home, live alone

Ideal Mate (You):
21-30, Female
Shy is fine
Kind is a plus
Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
Enjoys trying food, not picky
Can think for herself
Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings, tries to be open
Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
Cuddle bug
Doesn't want kids
Reliable and supportive
Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day
Would love to have pets/has pets
Loyal
Honest

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: on request
discord: on request
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>>24623477
I fit all of that, except I don't drink or smoke, but don't mind that you do.
Kik is something076
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>>24622903
You sound like my dream girl, and I think I meet all your requirements, besides being a little young (18)
Would you still want to talk?
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>>24623861
Haha yea you're a bit young but we can talk if you want. Do you have skype?
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kik omguy1
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Anyone else find this really hard to do? Like I can't settle on what I'd actually consider good traits, just some basic must nots. I don't know if I have a 'dream girl' just flavors of other potentials. It all sort of depends on my mood of what I want at the moment.

Maybe that's what I really want, a programmable template of a woman to just experiment with a hundred different girl types to find what I do or don't like.
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>>24623998
desu I've only met one person on here who was super close to 'ideal' and ironically it wasn't these threads. A lot of the traits are just settling. Gotta hope the girl or guy (in my case) has the general traits that you desire.
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Me
>23/ F
>Grad student in economics
>Long golden brown hair
>Almond shaped blue eyes
>freckles
>Short (5'3)
>Shy
>Attempts to be funny but isn't
>enjoys travelling, cooking, outdoor activities, reading, games (video and table top), building models
>Also I love learning instruments and passionate about music history

Him:
>Around my age
>Anywhere in the world (distance isn't an issue to me)
>Very skinny
>Tall, but no real preference on specific height
>Brown hair
>Bright coloured eyes (they always reel me in)
>Keeps up with current events
>Willing to get out of his comfort zone
>Independant
>Ambitious
>Strongly prefer having some common interest
>Loyal and very honest, even if it means being blunt
>Health and fitness is as important to him as it is to me
>Bonus points for being affectionate


If I catch your attention, just reply to me with your contact info
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>>24624042
>Very skinny
>Health and fitness is as important to him as it is to me

Top kek.
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>>24623961
My Skype should be under [email protected]
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>>24623451
It gets lonely here so I'm a bit obsessed with sex

>in school full time
>have passive income from work I did last year so I guess I'm working part time with full pay
>lift, ballet, 5ks
>taught myself how to swim this year so I can get a scuba diving license and dive with sharks
Haven't dived with sharks yet, only jellyfish, barracudas, and random tiny fish
>read everyday about topics related to what I'm going to school for
I'm obsessed with it
>have a religious family
my mom literally shows up to make me pray
>atheist
>got married before because my family pushed us to
That was a hilarious disaster
>27yo
>azn
>I like white men
Especially an extrovert because I'm introvert as fuck so I need someone to push me to put myself out there sometimes
>I like art and art museums
>I like sex
>did I mention that?
>I'm so close to making a craigslist ad
>use to lurk fit when I was hella chubs
>can't cook unless it's toast, oats, eggs, cabbage, rice, kbbq beef, pork, and steamed vegs
>sleep late and wake up early
Can't be healthy but I don't have under eye circles
>don't like haircuts or painted nails or colored clothing
>wants a facial
>masturbates most days
>wants to be a ho ho ho if you know what I mean
>organized af
>east coast of US
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>>24623477
May I ask where you're from?
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>>24624240
>>24623028
hit me up, you sound fun and i match pretty much everythign you've said so far.

except 1 thing
>medical school instead of Law school
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>>24624042
I like this. 24yo male here, skinny with brown hair, minored in econ in college. Also share your interest in news and music history (play a few instruments myself).

suskind33 on skype.
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>>24624291
forgot contact
do you want my skype, kik, phone number....? just let me know
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>>24623028
>>24624240

Fair enough. I would not mind chatting. Seeing if we click. I feel like I match a fair bit with you but only one way to find out for sure.

Skype? Kik? Email? Which do you prefer?
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>>24624240
see >>24620873 I guess, you sound cool but I probably don't qualify
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>>24624302
>>24624306
This is awkward
I don't want to talk to two people so whoever posts their Snapchat first
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>>24624387
dont have a snapchat, so the other guy wins by default
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>>24624387
>>24624393

No snapchat either!
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>>24624341
Your self portrait lol
I go to D and R meetings but I agree more with the left. I don't think we'll mesh other than friendship wise.
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>>24624393
>>24624400
Lol
How about skype
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>>24624411

Nightsmiles88
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>>24624414
he wins
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her:

>26+
>kind of tall
>long brown hair
>brown eyes
>pale skin
>some pimples
>belly
>doesn't shave or trim anything
>doesn't wear deodorant
>tough and independent
>artistic
>kind to animals
>nothing is sacred
>will sleep outside with me
>smokes weed sometimes
>easily moved
>looks down on others for being weak
>good driver
>belligerently anti sjw
>tolerates the cold well
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Me:

>Late 20's female in the US
>Short, kinda chubby, cute face(I look significantly younger than my age)
>I have a stable job, my own place and my own vehicle
>I make friends easily but don't keep in constant contact(I suck and get socially burnt out fairly quickly. Gotta recharge those batteries)
>I play a lot of video games and watch a lot of movies/tv shows.
>Because of that fact I tend to quote movies/shows and it can get pretty annoying
>I think inappropriate humor is funny and puns are fantastic
>I love animals of all kinds and have a few of my own
>I cry when I'm happy and I cry when I'm sad, it's not hard to make me tear up
>I have a tendency to be really goofy and weird when I'm comfortable with someone
>I like spending time with my partner but also need my personal space too
>I'm very physically affectionate and I love to flirt
>I'm not religious but I respect others beliefs
>When I love, I love hard.

You:

>Male/Female/Whatever
>22 - 35 years old
>Not a twig but not obese
>Has a job/is in school and capable of taking care of themselves
>Capable of being goofy/silly and will play along with me
>Enjoys watching movies/tv shows and marathoning things
>Loves animals and either has their own or wants one some day
>Plays video games(PC mostly) and willing to play games with me
>Physically and verbally affectionate(likes to flirt)
>Friendly and outgoing but only has eyes for me
>Terribly witty and enjoys sarcasm(lets be assholes to each other)
>Has their own friends and wont make me the only person they socialize with
>Has a passion and wants to introduce me to it
>Protective over their partner
>Understands random 90's references and loves the nostalgic feeling(lets revisit things over and over)
>Is easy to love

Bonus points:
Glasses, beard(if male), great voice, killer smile, can make me laugh(seriously if you can make me laugh I'll fall so fast)
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>>24623028
Even in my state of thirsty desperation I got turned off at this post
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>>24623477
Good God. I'm in love and I actually far exceed your requirements. What platform do you prefer to talk? I'll make a throwaway account so I can drop it here just for you.
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>>24624411
If you're still around do you have Kik?
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>>24624411
Well if you come back, Skype or email me. It's [email protected]
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>>24624042
I'm not lanky but you do seem like an interesting person to talk to.
my skype is propane.accessories
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me
>23/m, 155lb, 5'11", 6 pack/fit
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>B.A in poli sci
>organic vegetarian, holistic, meditates. I've been told I smell like incense and rain
>cooking, camping, hiking, exploring, urbex
>loves history, theology, myths and legends
>constantly day dreaming, I day dream so much I am always tripping over stuff or forgetting what I'm doing
>collect rare books, art, crystals, masks, trinkets
>secretly cries a lot over paintings or finding a dead bird but no one will ever know
>depression and very bad anxiety, have a dark past. I have a lot of crazy stories
>in contrast to the above things, I like muscle cars, guns, edgy music and cigarettes
>need lots of love, attention, physical touch, being held

her:
>thin, my height or shorter
>independent thinker, figures things out for herself
>holistic, sensitive and caring yet not naive
>doesn't party more than seldomly
>likes to go on adventures, try new things
>ambitious, has goals in life
>likes being lovely-dovey and sweet.
>is down for sex in the forest
>no sjws
>bonus: aesthetic sadgirl
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She:
>is cute, at least, I think so
>is comforting, because I think that's a good trait
>likes to wear tights and thigh highs, cause she has nice legs and doesn't mind showing them off
>wants to sit inside and watch a movie in the evening, probably nothing very good, but just something we came across and felt like watching
>lives in the states, because going elsewhere would be tough, timezones, plane tickets, a whole buncha stuff
>wants to go for a hike in the woods, because it's a nice day out and trees are cool and shit
>is kinda akward, but not too awkward, and knows how to behave in public, she'll push my buttons but understand my limits
>doesn't mind going out with friends, but isn't just looking to bum a smoke, or drink herself sick
>can take care of herself, and isn't just trying to live in my wallet and justify sitting at home online all day
>wants to be loved

This guy:
>is kinda alright
>has a day job, so he can't really stay up too late anymore
>is in his 20s
>does a lot of computer shit, but he isn't like a fat computer nerd, but not really one of those twiggy nerds, y'know?
>really just wants to meet someone who's nice, and likes him, and maybe wants to go out for dinner sometime
>wants to talk to someone

yo, kik me it's buttsmackenzie
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>>24624675
also this is my tumblr if you want to contact me

http://mountingthetumulus.tumblr.com/
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>>24624516
Hey I think I meet pretty much all of your wants. What part of the USA are you in, I'm in the Northeastern.
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>>24623787
bump ;-;
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Me:
>28/M/FL
>5'11
>heavy, but carry it very well
>I don't mean full-blown walking hamplanet; I'm just a big guy for you
>eventually want to go to culinary school and earn my chef's license
>because big guys need to know how to cook if they're going to eat
>have shit job, but work very hard at it
>love vidya, mostly retro/nostalgiafagging
>also somewhat into politics
>have anxiety/panic disorder as well as clinical depression
>also have a sense of humor

Her:
>23-35 years old
>height/weight doesn't matter as long as she isn't bigger than me
>has to be sweet
>loving
>honest
>clingy/possessive is a plus
>I want people to know I'm her man
>also a bit of an introvert, hopefully we can break each other out of our shells
>no juden
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>>24624516
You sound like someone I'm looking for, and I sound like someone you're looking for.

I really should read before posting crap like >>24625098
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>>24624516

I've just about got all your ideals covered, all I can hope for now is that you're west coast?
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>>24623313
Where have you been my entire life?
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>>24620679
>me
>18M
>super average
>only exceptions are musically talented and like 6/10 but have a shit ton of strength
>probably looks like your dad

>her
>doesnt cheat
>cuddly
>doesnt cheat
>chill
>doesnt cheat
>not morbidly obese
>doesnt cheat
>can put up with me
>doesnt cheat
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Her:

>19-25
>Canadian lives Ontario ideal would be near Toronto or within driving distance
>White, brown, asian
>is real about shit and doesn't beat around the bush.
>chubbyfat not grotesquely fat
>not a Normie
>Good sense of humour and know how to run with a joke, not easily offended. Can dank meme like nobodys business.
>plays vidya that isn't exclusively Moba/ASSFAGGOTS or mobile phone shit and would love to play games together.
>not a picky eater not afraid of most foods would love to find new places to eat or buy shit to cook things together on weekends.
>be totally rad of she could sing or played an instrument so we could make music together.
>Caring and affectionate
>has no problem striking a conversation always up for some talking
>interested in going to see theatrics and musicals
>looking for someone to seriously bond and commit too
>social drinker and toker

Me
>23
>5'7"
>ENFP definitely got that fatherly/big brother kinda of vibe going
>builtfat/and slimming down because of work.
>night owl
>diesel mechanic apprentice making mad dosh
>Great sense of humor almost nothing offends me and a I'm a top tier punner and a bit of a memelord
>easygoing and very humble
>music nerd love getting lost in record/music stores. I listen to too much music and I used to browse /mu/ religiously at one point. Been listen to rap and beach pop and surf rock as of late. Willing to listen to new genres. I can also play the guitar and just picked up the ukulele.
>Video game nerd (PS4, Wii u, 3DS) Currently playing overwatch, destiny and shin megami tensei iv apocalypse
>intense wanderlust will drive anywhere out of curiosity on weekends
>close band of friends that are basically family
>can cook/bake food like some kind of culinary wizard
>can conversate about literally anything
>smokes ganja

Kik: Postmutant93
Skype: Post-mutant93

Pic is literally me and you, also best OTP.

Hit me up with your dankest meme Pham tbqchwy
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Me:
>19/m/MASS
>5'7
>120 LBS
>Deeply Interested in History
>Have an aptitude for Computer Science and IT
>like to play videogames but mostly grand strategy and autism simulators
>like to smoke weed every once in a while
>very introverted
>have a solid friend group
>diagnosed sperg
>some obscure fixations
>never kissed a girl b4
>clingy and needy
>cuddly

Her/you:
>XX Female
>bodytype isn't important
>either around my age or a little older
>similar interests and aptitudes
>also has obscure fixations
>plays grand strategy games
>Has never done anything with other guys before
>clingy
>cuddly
>would fit well into my friend group

or I guess I could also say "me: but a female" works
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Me:
>21 / M / Straight / Argentina
>5´11"
>Multimedia student (Graphic design , video editing , 3d , after effects , illustrator , photoshop)
>Awkward , Shy, clingy , super needy ,only have eyes for one girl
>Love Videogames , Retro-gaming and tech stuff in general
>Average build , a little bit on the chubby side but not much.
>No job as of now , still trying to Finish uni and see where that takes me
>Not very good at talking but i give it my best attempt to be nice, formal and normal
>Just wants to be happy ,althought im a little picky for certain things
>Dont believe in politics or religions , nor am i a raging atheist
>Likes to drink from time to time
>Dont like books that much.
>Love Eurobeat , Vaporwave , Funkwave and Futurewave , but i can listen or get into most stuff , im not closed minded when it comes to music
>I value feelings and honesty above all , staying true to oneself.
>will try to return the love as much as possible
>likes anime (Initial D series)

You
>18-23, Anywhere as long as you´re a nice person.
>GLASSES I love girls that wears glasses.
>Likes retro-gaming or Vidya.
>Understanding of my mistakes and is into sharing stuff and talk plenty with me
>Clingy , needy like me
>Having a hobby you´re passionate about and are willing to share and talk about (if we like the same stuff then even better!)
>Doesnt care about politics or political movements.
>Is not a constant downer , things can be tough but you can always try to be optimistic about it.
>Takes care of herself and her close relatives
>Dont care if employed or studying , unemployed or neet ,both are fine to me
>Kind , Shy but trying to get rid of that
>himecut or bangs , Average build or midly thicc
>is into similar genres of music or interested in listening to them
>likes anime to a certain degree
>Doesnt leave conversations hanging

Discord: Zetamaniac#5942
I have skype too.
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Me
>19/F/Ga,USA
>funny
>love creepy stuff

Dream Guy
>19-24
>white (sorry)
>tall-ish? Not mandatory though
>dreamy eyes
>nice haircut. I like good hairstyles.
>straight-ish, white teeth
>slim/skinny
>sweet, thoughtful
>super trustworthy and loyal
>extremely smart, sorta artsy, very nerdy
>smells nice always
>open minded
>silly/funny
>doesn't take himself too seriously, but serious when it matters
>enjoys horror movies, youtube channels, etc.
>glasses are adorbs, not mandatory
>beards can be cute sometimes, also not mandatory
>bonus points for any kind of nose piercing

>pic related: me af
Kik: hateeveryone.jpg
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me
>22/m/yurop
>tall
>average build
>no friends or social life
>into philosophy, politics, vidya and music
>don't smoke/drink/do drugs
>dom in bed, equals in everyday life

her
>18-25/f/yurop
>short
>not hippo fat but thicc is fine
>has interests and opinions of her own
>has no social life
>smoking/drinking/drugs okay but not addicted
>sub

i just want someone to relate to.
kik: baitz
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Me:
>25 M, Canada
>Engineer
>6'0"
>200 lbs
>Average Build
>Super quiet and just want to chill and read/play vidya
>Or race cars, snowmobile, fly fast, and get fucked up
>No in between, Full throttle or nothing
>Impulsive

Her:
>22 or less
>skinny
>shorter than me
>A-C cups
>Shapely ass, but not huge
>Smart
>Willing to accept my impulsiveness
>Passionate about the same things as me, or at least willing to join me in my adventures
>Ok with me doing the occasional nose drugs
>Has manners in public, but dirty in private
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>>24627211

>whites only

Why?
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>>24627652
That's what she is attracted to. Kind of like how a bunch of white guys dig Asian girls
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>>24620690
>mentally ill in some form
just a heads up, most mentally ill peeps i know don't like their illness being a factor to people liking them.
we struggle with our illnesses so it's offputting to see people romanticise them, see mentally ill girls as manic pixie dream girls, a lot have had experience with guys who were convinced their love could fix them or w/e.
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>>24627617

>200 pounds
>Average
>wants a skinny girl

Lol fatasses
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me
>25
>178 cms
>70 kgs
>spanish but pretty much looks white
>loves animals, has 3 dogs and 3 cats
>knows how to cook and loves it
>really into music, movies, sports
>enjoys shitty horror gorefest kind of movies
>likes beer, sometimes smokes when out with friends
>goofy most of the time but serious when it's due
>used to be really fat
>used to play a lot of vidya
>affectionate
>protective
>pretty dominant in bed :^)
>loves conspiracy theories
>will surf /x/ or check weird wiki articles at 3am on a saturday
>pretty social but needs his own space sometimes
>daydreams with things like raising kids, teaching them everything he knows and taking care of them

her
>same height or shorter than me (short girls are my fav)
>thin or chubby
>easy going attitude
>passionate about their studies/job
>into kind of the same movies or music as me
>likes to travel
>wicked sense of humor
>good music taste
>independent but also affectionate
>ability to withstand great amounts of alcohol
>likes to go to music or movie festivals
>will randomly breaking out into foreign languages or say things out loud during sex
>submissive in bed but will bite me back
>bonuts points for: freckles, glasses, nose ring piercing, likes to wear lingerie or cute panties, likes to wear dresses

I'm pretty sure I will die alone also my kik is jatabo
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Me : 20/M
>nice build , 195 5'11
>plays vidya (league, OW, etc)
>really into fitness
>likes to experience new drugs
>enjoys nightlife
>love all types of music
>not shy very outgoing person
>likes sports
>look scary but sensitive person
>low-key going to EDC 2017
>cracks jokes all time

Her:
>short girl bonus but doesn't matter
>average build or skinnier
>likes to play vidya
>will go on crazy adventures with me
>enjoys fitness
>will try new things
>loves to cuddle
>won't cheat
>will go to EDC 2017 with me
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>>24627925
Are my messages not going through?
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>>24628067
Forgot contact
Kik: luiser57
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>>24624292
I added you
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>>24626409
>Argentina
>White
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>>24628415
Have a picture of me.
courtesy of a latino young man.
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>Me , M , 18 , panama
really like talking (Not a parrot though, i just think its fun to engage in mutual conversations)
Mostly spend time either procrastinating or listening to music
Very sensible
Very focused on emotional attraction
love helping friends/interests in any emotional issues/struggles
No experience whatsoever in sex, some ocassions of sexting
Casually enjoy videogames (used to be addicted)
Shy in real life, but i have some friends and im really comfortable chatting
Terrible at art
Creative
Short, young looking, not ugly

>Her or Feminine Him/ any age under 25 / i dont care where
Good hearted
Passionate about things even if they dont interest me
Really into trustworthy relationships and being open for help in whatever issues
Not quick to judge my likings
Smarter than me (very easy to accomplish)
Light skinned (Not very into dark skinned)
Cute hair and eyes
Not necessarily nerdy but i think its cute
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>>24624059
10/10 please be gay
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>>24628464
I forgot to indicate, if anyone wants to kik, its this code

im looking for friends or w/e you interested in, really lonely since lately and i appreciate friendly people
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>>24628478
FUCK what the fuck am i doing

kik: pollobodoke
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ME:
>22/M/New Mexico
>video games
>playing that guitar on the daily
>don't really care about sexual stuff too much
>pretty skinny
>strange obsession with researching hallucinogens

dream qt pi:
>skinny - medium
>preferably 18
>willing to have long discussions about crazy abstract shit
>is down to do some magic mushrooms with me
>cuddles and kisses
>wastes their life on video games
>good with playing video games all day and going outside some days
>must be down to travel
>will wear onezies in public with me

allright, I think that about does it
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Me
>slightly below average height
>kinda bad acne, but not super gross or severe. i just scar easily
>super deep voice
>i mean i can hit a low F#
>loves music
>loves history and economics
>super skinny. 17.5 BMI
>funny, but can be autistic in groups
>good at continuing conversations, just not starting
>FOOD
>open minded
>average dick
>great hygiene
Her
>short
>not above or below 2 points average BMI
>good cook
>flexitarian
>open minded
>musician
>clingy
>willing to be dominant, just not all of the time
>want me to get out of my bubble
>at least LEM
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Me
>Ontario, Canada
>5'6", 122 lbs
>23 Years Old
>UX Designer at large IT Company
>Dark Brown Hair, Blue Eyes
>2014 Subaru Impreza
>Condo Life
>Very Clingy sometimes due to Generalized Anxiety/has panic attacks
>Old Self harm scars
>Cuddles
>Travel
>No rush to get married fast, take things slow
>Can't cook well, likes to eat out
>Draws a lot
>Skis
>Gym
>Has bad sleep schedule

Him
>Ontario, Canada
>23-30 years old
>No Height Preference
>Thin/Fit but dependant on personality won't out someone whose a bit chubby for that
>No preference on race/hair colour at all
>No facial hair
>Degree and Employed
>Have Own Car
>Have living arrangements sorted
>Cuddles
>Have some relationship experience
>Can be any religion just don't force it on me
>Open to trying new things
>Doesn't sit in hours 24/7
>Gym
>No smoking/drugs or only casual on some occasions
>Not obsessed with video games, but not against either
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Me

>28/M/US
>5'10, 155 lbs
>Long brown hair, short beard.
>Really interested in theology, the occult, mythology, and the unexplained.
>Study and practice pre-Christian Germanic beliefs.
>I don't play video games or watch many movies, I just prefer to read.
>Converted one of my spare bedrooms into a library.
>I love to be outdoors- camping, hiking, boating, gardening, you name it.
>My sense of humor swings between dark and perverted, but I'm generally self aware enough to keep it from straying into becoming awkward.
>I genuinely enjoy listening to other people, I'm not just waiting for my turn to talk.
>I love horror/fantasy/sci-fi literature and films, especially the Cthulhu mythos.
>I work in an animal shelter and this is why I have 3 cats and a big dopey dog.
>I enjoy rock hunting and amateur paleontology.
>I get into a lot of stupid misadventures.
>Blood for the blood God?

Her-
I just want an adorable little kitten of a girl who will stay home during the day helping with the housework and whatever else I've asked her to do, and who will crawl into my lap and demand all of my attention and affection when I get home.

A sweetheart who desperately wants to brighten my day when I am feeling melancholy, who melts when I pick her up and haul her around the house, who isn't afraid to get dirty with me out in the woods and make some hasty decisions.

Just the usual.
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Me
>South Carolina (Actually not a hick surprisingly)
>5'9, 140 lbs
>19
>Going to college for graphic design and commerical graphic communications
>Red hair, green eyes
>Interested in photography as a hobby, and am self teaching
>Love finding new music, am very into rap with my taste spanning from older to newer things, can expand on talking about it for hours probably
>Also starting to go to the gym for sikk gainz
>Play a lot of vidya, recently been super into overwatch, aiming on at least diamond for S3 but got high plat S2
>I like to get emotionally invested and interested, not just treat people like they can't be priorities
>Mix between intro and extro, I can be shy but if given an opportunity to go out I take it

Her
>Around same age so like 18-21
>Height isn't too important, prefer shorter girls
>Weight isn't too important either, but I like chubbier girls
>Also find glasses or braces adorable for some reason
>Similar interests with technology, or vidya
>Music taste can be anything, I enjoy talking about music I like but love looking into new music
>Easy to talk to about whatever whenever, like deep topics about aliens and shit at 3am
>Loves to be sarcastic and have a laugh at things, just not serious 24/7
>Has some, or is willing to have ambitions and goals, things to achieve
>thinks cuddling is the shit

If this sounds like you i'd love to talk, my kik is methenthusiast
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>>24627669
That actually doesn't factor into my preference at all.

I want to date one because I am mentally ill myself and have legitimately only been able to get along with people like me, who have shared similar experiences and know what it's like.

I'm not delusional enough to think I'm some savior
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>>24620679
Me

23, female, Mexico City
Second year of medical school
Average built, with D cups and a small but perky butt, 5'4, grandparents were Spanish so I'm white, short, golden straight hair, brown eyes. I consider myself to be pretty good looking.
I've got 11 tattoos, plan on getting more.
Very high sex drive, tendency to sadomasochism and interested in exploring hardcore stuff, mostly submissive but I put up a fight. I can be very forward and explicit. I like lingerie and slutty outfits for special ocassions.
Interested in psychiatry, graphic arts and sculpture, and some literature. I write poetry in spare time.
I have OCD and a very severe depression.

Ideal mate

White, tall or at least taller than me, from anywhere, can visit me because I'm poor.
Very open about his sexuality, interesting hobbies and goals in life, some understanding of psychology and psychiatry, passionate about something, preferably introverted. Good hygiene, interested in me as a person and not strongly focused in the sexual aspect only. Sensitive and patient. The only must is above average intelligence.
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>>24628916
What's your contact info?
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>>24628947
skype is Nadja Novac
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>>24625184
i'm actually central but moving back to the west coast next year.

>>24625102
Whats your contact info?

>>24624771
See above about location.
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>>24623477.

>>24624280
New Zealand
.>>24624587
[email protected] (skype.)
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Tbh
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>>24628722
>Me
>>2014 Subaru Impreza

Nice.
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>>24623028
I am the motherfucking man you are looking for.
But if you are not a 9.5 body and a 10 face I will laugh in your face and continue being fucking alone in life I have no hang ups otherwise you could even eat babies for all I care.
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Her
>perfect titties C-cup or bigger
>Sucks my dick first time we meet
>nearly visible muscularity athletic girl
>at least four inches shorter than me
>laughs way too loud at things that most girls cry over
>irritable without sex
>likes to drink sake and knows what is good and what is shit
>doesn't give a fuck about music or artsy shit but knows whats good and what is just gay noise
>immigrant not even doing her school work fucking off college on a student visa
>asian but if not oh well cant win em all
>fuck that she has to be azn
>really nice round ass but not big
>complains and disses everyone almost bully's people while I am around because she knows she can kick their ass and I can remove their vocal chord if they say shit to her
>wants to crash an expensive car in her lifetime
>Wants to punch me and fuck me at the same time
>doesn't waste a second-believes in me for no reason because fuck life anyway
>hard not to love
>very pale complexion nice skin
>pussy has to look like a perfect puffy fruit and wants me to eat it
>talks shit about everyone and doesnt mean it for shit
>dyed hair or frequently dyes her hair a plus
>mega otaku why she isn't watching anime right now is because she knows she owns my dick
>cool to get married for a laugh
>confused enough to flirt or ask other chicks out for a date in attempts to get a three way
>wants really specific stupid shit and gets way to excited when I come through with it out of no where
>not on pills possibly even just sterile
>has really screwed up life goals and disapointed wth society all together
>sex is her mission when she is around me everything else is like a corny activity
>likes really immature if not frankly bad kinks but never acts on them irl
>knows I will always have secrets but none of them will be a side bitch
>not hung up on age like a dumb cunt "must be 28 yeerz elld" wtf is that shit


everything else that I didn't list means jack shit to me she could be 16 years old a sociopathic murderer idc
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Doing this just 4 fun
Me:
18/M/US
-Straight
-6'0" tall, 140 lbs, 6.3 x 6
-White Cuban born there
-Very low body fat, decently fit
-Obsessed with myself and my aesthetics
-Very dominant in bed but submissive and clingy in relationships.
-Have a job
-Want to make it in music
-Bass, Keyboards and Guitar
-Very shy with people I don't know, but once I'm comfortable I talk a lot.
-Very left leaning.
-Atheist/don't believe in anything supernatural.
-Some animu
-Ocasionally play vidya with my friends

Her:
-Older than me
-From US
-Not taller than me
-Cares about her aesthetics
-Has goals in life
-Not overweight
-East Asian or White/Hispanic
-Not basic music taste
-Cute looking
-Entertaining to be around
-Can cook, or at least feed me
-Cool w my friends
-Not maga
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>>24624516
Holy shit, you're meeting every single one of my standards. If you want to chat, kik me: zero_sum01
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>>24620690
>tfw you'll never be good enough to activate normie master vyro's hidden yandere powers and make him obsessed with u
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Me
>20
>Skinnyfat forever
>pale, bleached hair, smokes
>flat chested, small waist but hips and thighs for days
>Anxious, depressed insomniac with codependency issues
>given up on pretending that that doesn't describe my personality completely
>clingy as heck
>loves video games, reading, movies and TV
>would happily never go outside ever again
>hates her own appearance, although objectively a 5 or 6/10
>huge pervert but very uncomfortable in sexual situations
>will change anything and everything for qtbf
>needs to be needed

QTBF
>lanky, skeletal / skinnyfat, 20-25, 5'11"+
>pale with dark features and cute hands, neck, collar bones
>not gross, showers daily
>likes video games, can be a weeb
>would not enjoy a hike for no reason
>needs cuddles, whether or not he admits it
>might protest to being put in girly lingerie and letting me take control
>would probably do it if drunk enough
>uncut
>puts up with my obscure fetishes because it's nice to make wifey happy
>will gently choke me
>will roughly choke me
>will put his head in my lap and fall asleep after telling me about his day
>will never, ever cheat or give up on me
>has issues with at least (1) of the following - depression, anxiety, insomnia, narcissism, psychopathy, anger issues, alcoholism
>somehow managed to ignore all the redflags I just showed you
>needs someone like me

plz tell me about yourself and leave contact if interested
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>>24630368
Well shit.
I was reading this to pass the time but it seems that I fit the bill, except for this >uncut .
Also, I approve this image.
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>>24630423
Contact? What's your mental issue of choice?
Does any of my self-description trouble you?
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>>24630440
I suffer from sleep paralysis, the lack of sleep fucks with any routine I try to put up, which end up causing anxiety and others things I will not name here.
>What's your mental issue of choice? That made me laugh.

And as for contact, I don't know, what's your favorite platform ? Preferably something computer friendly, i'm not good with smartphones.
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>>24630368
>alcoholism
>illness

Got to pick one there.. Anyways. At least your post is honest i guess...

mr_mst88 is my most creative username on kik. Hope to hear from you
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>>24630470
Cute, I'm sold.
Skype, e-mail, kik, discord? If you don't want to drop it here, [email protected] is my throwaway.
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>>24630488
Discord it is : Knight#7139
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>>24630485
Well, I didn't say illnesses, just issues.
Waiting on your reply!
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>>24622903
you sound interesting
where are you from?
you never listed your country state/province, or city
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>>24624240
>>24623028

To be this picky you have to be atleast a 9.5/10 or you are just a really retarded nigger.
But if its true well i fit, write me on kik: Shitpostizmadude
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>>24623477
Tfw when /fit/ and not /fit/ting a 9/10 personality. ;)

If you dont care about that just write me kik is Shitpostizmadude
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>>24624042
Again only being /fit/ is the problem here but still just write me. :)

Kik: Shitpostizmadude
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>>24630368
>most likely in US
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>>24630296
It's not hard if someone actually talks to me all day.

Weirded out pretty much everyone who has added me in the last 6 months because of it.

thanks though id change
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22/m
Into music
Transferring to med school
Always tired, mostly always sad
Work at a book store, hospital, museum and Walmart just kill me

Copy/pasted stream of consciousness

I like boys too, just not as much and idk what I want in a boy rn

>5'6'' or shorter, pocket-sized cutie

>90s Liv Tyler/Winona Ryder aesthetic, converse, high-waisted jeans, oversized flannels, mismatched socks

>Able to keep a conversation going, affable, easily expresses emotions or ideas

>Affectionate, caring, empathetic, gentle

>Artistically inclined, creative

>Comfortable with her body, minimal to no makeup

>Dark hair

>Doesn't look down on others

>Eats a ton, enjoys snacking all day every day until the end of time

>Energetic and fun, can balance out my introversion and bring out the best in me

>Has a desire to grow as a person and a thirst for knowledge

>Has obvious imperfections/quirks and thus doesn't judge others based on their own. t. Isn't superficial

>Has varying hobbies/interests/passions

>Healthy weight, hygienic, preferably into fitness

>Is a lil sad sometimes

>Is a normie

>Listens to Beach House or Slowdive or whatever other dream pop/shoegaze band, preferably has a broad taste in music

>Reads a ton, or a least a lil bit

>Someone I can be a weirdo with and feel comfortable around

>Watches lame tv shows like Charmed or Mission Hill

>Will cook with me

>Will cuddle on the couch and watch something with me late at night

>Will read books with me and discuss them after

>Will show me all of the movies and music that I never got around to

>Will sit up with me in my bedroom at 3 in the morning and talk about whatever

>Will take turns with me planning dates

Have a good day homie
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>>24630642
I'm not. I really wanna move to europe.
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>add crazy cute sounding girl from another thread
>just stops replying after half an hour
>not even deleted just ghosted

guess I'll just stick to these ones.
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>>24630666
socthrow123321 on skype

Time is the only thing I have anyway.
Also, nice trips.
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>>24630488
I dropped a discord at that email I guess
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>>24630368
Where are you from, anon
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>>24630713
Australia.
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>>24630734
You got my hopes up anon
All the best anyway
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>>24630734
>>24630779
Although it would be nice to speak to you
If you want Skype me at callyjurr
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wasn't specific enough at all last time so lets try again..

Me:
>19 / female
>5'7''
>INFP?
>bpd and depressed
>a bit antisocial
>skinny
>brown and blue hair
>sleeping all day or in school
>interested in animu, drawing, some video games, and crime podcasts

Him:
>between 18-30
>white
>not fat
>nice to me
>someone to watch movies or play video games with
>introverted or shy too
>not a normie
>enough time to talk to me
>overlapping interests
>needs me
LDR is fine if we talk pretty much 24/7
leave skype or kik if you want to
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>>24620679
Easy. I want a girl not ugly or disgusting enough to trigger a reflex when I look at her and to have a dominating personality both in and out of the bedroom.
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^

from?
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>>24630868
norc888
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>>24630868
My Skype is lantonor and my kik is ionphiare if you wanna talk.
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>>24630868
What's your location?
Also probably the most unique one I've read
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>>24630868
Kik/Skype trevkitteh
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>>24630908
canada
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>>24630899
Me
>>24630898

or
>>24630868

If me I am in Tampa, Florida, USA.
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>>24630915
Damn, although I wish you luck finding your soulmate
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>>24630868
>>24630915
I dont expect a relationship since you are so young and not in America but my kik is sendokami if you want to talk.
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>>24630868
Skype is funwithdespair

you sound cool
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>most important: conservative and christian
>does ballet or figure skating
>short (5'0-5'5)
>really thin
>any race except black
>dark/strange sense of humor
>doesn't mind watching pretentious films with me
>likes to go on adventures (exploring woods or abandoned places)
>despises clubbing and is introverted

>tfw this girl doesn't exist
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>>24622903
kinda me but Im not skinny actually
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>>24630368

Kik is AnonManAnon, anon.

Maybe we have similar vidya interests.
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>>24630868
>>24626409 if you feel like adding me , i think i fill the requirements
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>>24629893
kik: blutard
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My ideal is a girl who can sing like Mariah Carey but who isn't black, not even half. I can do 1/16th or under. No fatties either. I can do 125lbs or under.
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Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Ambitious. I can't stand people who don't want to go anywhere in life.
>Well-read. If we can't talk about books, I'll get bored real fast.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

Me (male)
>27
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>180 last I checked (most of which is currently in my legs/butt courtesy of cycling and rugby)
>Hazel eyes
>Finishing my M.S.
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music

That's all I can really think of for now. Anything more you want to know, feel free to ask.
Skype: sn_1987.a
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>>24628722
Very good choice of car. I've got the same model and I love that thing.
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>>24628916
>>24629012
There are a bunch of Nadja Novaks on Skype, so just add me if you're interested. My post is here: >>24631708
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Me:
>19
>Eastern Canada(For Studies)
>Hispanic(White skin), dark long hair
>Kinda scruffy beard atm, chubby
>5'10"
>Brown Eyes
>Deciding on Comp Sci major with minor in psychology
>I pretty sarcastic and I tend to have seriously dark humour and I tend to have a reply to everything
>I love philosophy, music, video games, anime as well as reading and learning about history
>I play mostly competitive shooters (Rainbow Six Siege) but I also don't mind strategy games or RPGs and other shooters
>I'm centrist I'd like to believe
>I am a sadist but will be submissive only if I have opened up enough and I can also be extremely loving aka ddlg
>No tattoos thinking of getting the hunter's mark from Bloodborne
>Social drinker, I don't smoke
>I love mostly lo-fi hiphop atm, but I also like most genres of rock(mostly metal and indie rock)

Her:
>Age doesn't matter quite much, as long as you won't get me arrested
>Tall or short doesn't really bother me, slight preference to short, but I enjoy tall girls for other reasons :3
>Can be thick or skinny and wouldn't mind just looking up at the stars and talking
>Takes interests in learning about my likes and dislikes and willing to share her likes and dislikes
>Is able to communicate at least minimally in case of there being some sort of issue
>Likes to watch movies, can like anime or vidya or be at least interested in delving into them for a bit
>Enjoys long calls or morning/good night texts
>Likes dresses(optional but wins you bonus points)
>Allows me to spoil her if the mood ever strikes me
>Is into ddlg(optional again)
>Is open to trying out different kinks
>Has a dark sense of humour or doesn't mind it

I'm not sure if that's enough info but you can reach me on:

Discord: Vladimito#0297

or Skype: live:deploythefridge

Or Kik: Vladimito
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>>24631816
Addition to Her section:
>Doesn't have to live in the same country, I don't mind LDRs
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>>24623028
>>24624240
>>24624411
I'm really impressed, and because of what you wrote and how you wrote it, I really think that we could get along well in spite of 2-3 things different from your ideal, and I want to know better the person that wrote here these posts. If you are still around, would you please add me to talk for a bit? My skype is safewordthrowaway, and my kik is personalthrowaway.

>>24630868
the "sleeping all day" made me think of The Place Promised in our Early Days, and that image boosted the curiosity, so feel free to add me too to talk for a bit anon.
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To the femanons in this thread:

Is it better in your opinion to not be cut but "big" / strong, or to to be a lot smaller but kind of cut?

Currently I'm about 200lbs 20% or so BF, not sure whether or not I should commit to bear mode or cut to be a fuccboi.
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>>24630868
I think I fit your bill, Kik is Vladimito
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>>24630368
sent you an email anon.
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Me again. Not looking for a mate, but am looking for good pals and lowkey e-crushing.

Me:
25/F/USA
short, chubby, glasses, very femme
very social and friendly!
like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality

You:
close to me in age (let's say between 22 and 35)
I tend to be more drawn to shy people (bc opposites attract) but very social people are also great!
body type, race, whatever doesn't matter.
I've been into a bookish/hot professor look lately. Glasses are a huge bonus.
I prefer short hair (but longer than a crew cut) and no facial hair on guys, but maybe you know how to make it work
i love people who know a lot about things i don't know much about, like math or computers or something
big bonus points if you're willing to talk on the phone or skype or something
I'm non-judgmental. I don't presume to judge over employment status, mental illnesses, whatever
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>>24631928
skype?
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>>24631925
you seem like a well-adjusted person anon, minus the missing dream guy. I'd be happy to talk with you to in private if you'd like (I'm not your dream guy, as a premise, I'm just interested in conversations), and what I also wanted to ask was: I tend to do bodyweight exercises and sadly can only do them in the weekend lately. Would someone that is capable of reaching a state close to your dream guy image by doing bodyweight be more attractive than someone doing lifting? (Funnily enough while reading "Must lift in the present" I thought: maybe in the future when I can spare more money).

Also, besides the physical aspect, would you like someone that completes you a bit also on the variety of reading things and learning them everyday, discussing heavy topics, and so on?
As a side note: you are very similar to me minus a few differences, which makes me smile. Did it take a long time to get the body you wanted as a short Asian? Did you train every day? I'd actually like to even just talk about training with you if you wouldn't mind. c:
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>>24632064
>>24631925
ahh I'm sorry you deleted your post. By all means do write to me in private if you don't plan on posting here anymore for the moment being (But I would say to try anyway, you don't know when you'll meet a good friend or a dream guy). My contacts are few posts above.
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>>24630368
25 m Indiana. I fit your bill perfect minus the uncut and taller than 5'11" im 5'8 125 lol also a cuddle freak and the head in lap for hours sounds amazing :) kik sleevenn
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>>24630978
tfw I met every ideal but christian
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>>24631932

If you post one i'll message you
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>>24627211
Do you take Email? I don't really do Kik but you seem interesting and fun.
[email protected]
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>>24632198
Probs shoulda left this, 19/M/Midwest US
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>>24622903
That's me. 21 and starting to look at grad school for astrophysics
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>>24631730
Thanks, I was contemplating switching over to the BRZ but I think I enjoy the Impreza too much.
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>>24632305
The BRZ is just impractical if you actually need to do anything besides drive yourself around. I love the amount of shit you can fit in an Impreza.
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>>24630572
Oh I'm in the US, and that cartoon is sadly accurate :( haha
>>24632258
Sweet! Where are you looking at?
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Me:
See pic for how I look
>"6'0"
>179lbs
>18
>TX
>Enjoys lifting, film, music, trying to get back into annie mae
>would be kinda clingy
>loyal to death
>introverted

her:
>cute
>loyal
>can be motherly at times
>long brown hair
>loves music, maybe plays a musical instrument
>any height desu
>very clingy
>pretty eyes
>not too overweight
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>>24632393
Kik is DoughRyeMon if anyone is interested ig
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>>24632393
Do you use Skype. I'm a straight dude but I enjoy your trolling and would be your friend.
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>>24632407
>trolling
well, I don't really troll too often. I haven't posted here in quite some time actually. Has someone been posting my pics?


That aside, I do use skype, if you'd like to post yours.
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I'm on phone don't want to greentext

Me:
Male/18/NL
178 cm
Do martial arts and go to the gym
Watch a lot of series anime and manga
Really shy
Kinda boring because of insecurity
But talk better once I know someone better
Never had a gf

Her
Around my age
Height not much bigger than me (tfw giant country)
Not really visually overweight
Shy in general
Tomboyish attitude around me
Likes being with me eventho I can be boring

If anyone wants to talk about whatever
Kik:sonsofbigboss
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>>24630161
>>laughs way too loud at things that most girls cry over
this is why I have no female friends...kik? we'd get along
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>>24632442
I don't know about recent, all I know is I've seen occasionally seen your posts pop up over the past few months and they're hilarious.
[email protected]
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im 23m

>Ideal gf
Petite
Short but not really that big of a deal because im pretty tall
dark hair
smokes weed/is okay with me smoking weed
pale skin tone
INFP or some other feeling type

Basically I just want a qt shoegaze gf
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>>24620679
18/M
>Doesn't give a fuck about anything.
>I like to climb and do dangerous stuff.
>Healthy, exercise a lot.

Looking for F
>Age doesn't matter
>Not clingy and doesn't give a fuck about anything like me.
>Wants to just hangout and have fun casually.
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>>24624240
You still around Anon.?
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>>24620690
pls give me 5 dollars
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>>24632064
sorry, i had second thoughts about posting so deleted as soon as possible. but as far as calisthenics for aesthetics, the short answer is yes. sprints and advanced street workouts could give an appearance that i am happy with, but there is no way the lower body would be trained enough strength wise. part of why i want a guy who powerlifts is so that we could train together and compete together. i actually don't really want a hot bodybuilder type guy (as looks aren't that important), but it's really hard to date a guy who doesn't have abs when i have abs as a female. i've dated guys who have smaller biceps than me, and i just can't be attracted to that.

my body is far from how i want it, but i actually feel like being a short asian is advantageous and allowed faster gains -- being short means i am easily in the lowest weight class, which isn't very populated. i can pack muscle on my frame and still weigh around 100~105lbs. and i believe asians usually have good genetics for flexibility. i train 5-6 days a week.

>would you like someone that completes you a bit also on the variety of reading things and learning them everyday, discussing heavy topics, and so on?
i honestly prefer laughing over stupid, mundane things over discussing "heavy" topics. having fun and smiling is more important to me than being pensive or being yelled at over semantics. been bullied too much by intellectual try hards, so i've become leery of academic people and their "deep" conversations. i rather be classified as a meathead, but i still like stuff like animal cognition and historical linguistics.
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>>24632836
Do you want to be platonic friends? I'm dead serious.
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>>24620690
You've become a meme at this point
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>>24631928
You seem pretty nice, talk to me on either skype or kik, user for both is solaticgear :>
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>>24632681
tempting, I happen to have an active 5 dollar bill lying around

>>24632964
At least I'm not that guy who demands that his gf wear exercise gear around
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me
>never bothered to check my height recently, but I'm not a manlet
>mixed race white/brazilian
>interests: martial arts (currently doing karate and will start jiu jitsu soon) vidya, cartoons, action movies
>black hair
>hazel eyes
>slim
>introverted but force myself to be a bit of an extrovert when I like someone

>her (oneitis)
>white
>hair that is a color I can't really describe, maybe something in between brown and black
>about 4 inches shorter than me
>not a Stacy
>funny
>honest (I hope)
>also slim
>enjoys sports
>easygoing

I really need to talk to oneitis more. how do I go about getting her number
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>>24632836
The lower body struggle is there, I have to admit. I have also a slightly bit of fat that hides the abs unless I do physical exercises or avoid eating bad things for a day. What kind of diet and exercise regime you do in detail would be very nice to know, if you don't mind writing that publicly or privately. (also cute that you found a nice reaction image to go with the post).
The lower body struggle is real. Generally I go with lifting some heavy things I find in parks or somewhere else, like for example some concrete bricks.

>i honestly prefer laughing over stupid, mundane things over discussing "heavy" topics.
>but i still like stuff like animal cognition and historical linguistics.

This is all perfect to be honest, I wrote that sentence while also thinking of people that get too heated talking about things while there is no reason too, so pretty nice. I'm sure if we were closer we'd be able to motivate each other to do a lot, but I'm sure you can also find someone that is actually more tall and attractive than me, and closer to you. But if you'd like to be friend my contacts are still there.
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Me
>Midwest USA
>average height, thin
>weeb
>love dark/psychological/horror books, movies, animu
>play multiplayer vidyas and really want to play more but don't have the friends
>loyal and honest
>energetic and constantly eating
>I'm a hummingbird
>but also have health issues so I choose to stay inside sometimes
>also shy and that's another reason I stay inside
>I try to be funny and would give myself a solid b- for effort
>I try keep myself knowledgeable on current events and politics
>really touchy, will sit on you if you ignore me for too long and could cuddle for hours

You
>male
>not obese
>weebish
>willing to watch horror movies with me
>plays vidyas with me and introduces me to new vidyas
>able to cook is a plus
>understanding of health issues
>cuddly
>honest
>not quick to get angry, level headed
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>>24633297
Geez I forgot to put that I'm female
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>>24633297
I like spooky horror shit and video games too.

Not trying to be weird replying so soon but I'm the OP and get notified whenever someone post in my thread

Do you have a preferred chat platform?
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>>24633119
The exercise gear dude... he has 80s exercise clothes drawn too.
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>>24633297
kik: zetamaniac
discord: Zetamaniac#5942

we should chat!
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>>24633318
I fear that man. Deeply.
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>>24633297
>hummingbird
I'm not sure if I'm okay with that. Birds are to be eaten, not to hum
>health issues
I have mental issues, so we can balance each other out

Also, I can cook, but I'm a rather big guy

kik is >>24631606 if you're interested
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>>24633317
Weird is fine! Skype works best for me
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>>24633385
Uh I'm >>24620690
I guess yeah
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>>24630368
so i know you have like a mil replies but other than bein 18 i fit like everythin. I rly would like to meet someone clingy and i wana play videogames and fall asleep ontop of u ;-;. Skype: schmarvin the alien
if u wana chat
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21/F
Black/White
5'2
135 Ibs
34Bcups
I change my hair a lot
I love video games, anime, doing fun things like indoor wall climbing or snowboarding since I'm in Washington now.
I don't smoke


Him:
21 - 30
I love all men, but I really like tan white guys, basically Italians I guess, and hispanics.
5'8 and up
I like lean to muscular men. I prefer them to be pretty active in the gym so we can work out together!
He's into video games, he doesn't judge me for liking to party, he dicks me down frequently and we do fun sex things like give each other head in random places, he's funny and accepts my past just like I would his.
He can be kind of sarcastic and douchey, but it's only because he's smart and not a lot impresses him except me. He's really handsome and he knows it, but that doesn't dilute his amazing personality.
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>Me
18/M/Kansas
white, brown hair and eyes
Slim, six foot and ~145 pounds
Glasses
I like the outdoors, things like hiking, camping, canoeing, etc.
Also like videogames, Star Trek, a lot of science fiction type stuff.
Enjoy learning about foreign cultures and languages and what not
Not a NEET. Currently in school and working. Going into the Army soon.
Don't like fact places because I prefer to be myself
Very affectionate, love cuddling.

>Her
Atleast tries to be nice
Is loyal
Will enjoy the outdoors with me, but will also cuddle up and watch movies
Easy going
Doesn't do illegal drugs or weed
Also affectionate, loves cuddling
Doesn't expect me to take her fancy places
Is willing to accept me for who I am
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>>24620679
28/M

Personality
Patient
Humorous
Extroverted
Mischievous

Physical
Soft face, doll like I guess
Slightly shorter than myself
Boobs at least a B
Wide hips, firm round ass
"Innie" labia
>>
me:
6' 200lbs (muscular)
cute face
loves to please
likes anime and games
cuddly
kinky
honest
doesn't drink/smoke

her:
has a vagina
will put up with my autism
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>>24633297
I introduce you to new vidya, you introduce me to weebdom. Kik is great_wall_of_trump
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>>24633119
>>24633318
>>24633329
So he's into chicks who wear tight fitting workout clothes and like to do floor exercises on a mat? Maybe it's a kink. I don't see the harm in it. I dated a girl who was exactly like that my sophomore year in college. She actually bought a vhs player so she could exercise to some old workout tapes she found. Why not talk to him before passing judgement?
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>>24620679
19 M
>Army (Stationed in South Korea, but visiting California for leave in mid December)
> 6'1, 189 lbs
>average build (borderline chubby but no belly)
>Hispanic
>like to drink, party, talk (I'll talk about whatever, literally anything you want), read, run, photograph, movies, and vidya
>very goofy and bubbly bro, like to be silly (can be serious if needed)
>virgin (not looking for sex, mostly just looking for a chick to talk to)

Looking for PREFERABLY a chick to talk to (a bro can work too, im honestly just really lonely) about whatever. If you want someone to listen and give you good advice on a variety of stuff or just someone to vent to, I'm your guy. I REALLY just want someone to talk to because im a pretty socially needy guy (emotional too, but not to the point of being intolerable) and I just want a new face to get to know and possibly be really good friends.

>if you're gonna be in the Orange County area of SoCal mid december, I can take you to Disneyland cause I got a 3 day parkhopper and I am only gonna use 2 days with a buddy, so...
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>>24634102
Oh, and my kik is Cpt.StabEm
(Forgot to mention I'm not buzzed atm, my hair is fully grown out)
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22/M/Canada
>6'
>self employed
>154 lbs, in good shape, wirey :/
>worked construction since 14
>red hair blue eyes
>guilty pleasures include anime, pop music, fruity girly drinks
>likes rock music, dnb, offroading, sledding, snowboarding, video games, movies
>quit drugs at 19 been clean since
>smokes
>dropped out of high school before finishing grade 10, later completed ged
>travels constantly during summer
>dodge guy
>working on US dual citizenship
>never had a girlfriend, not for lack of trying. Maybe lifestyle too busy. Maybe ugly. Probably ugly.

Dream girl
>18+
>in good shape
>willing to come to work with me
>doesn't mind living on the road and out of hotels 6-8 months per year
>tattoos
>alternative style
>also likes pretty dresses
>shorter than 5'4 preferred but not required
>exists
>has female body parts

Cant think of anything else.
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>>24634108
You sound fun, can we see a pic? :)
>tfw wrong side of the ocean
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>>24634119
I'd have to get up and turn on a light for that :-/
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>>24634108
Kik nevskiSA btw
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>>24632836

You seem nice anon. I don't meet much of your criteria but I am only looking for friendos.

>parents are closest friends along with my two dogs
>travel abroad once a year
>not smart but can rant about specific "academic" topics
>extremely talkative if i like you
>very low sex drive

is pretty much me. I have a physical disability so clearly no lifting or fit stuff, but I have some niche interests peripherally related to fitness.
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>>24633297
Hey, if you're still around, I love Lovecraft, chinese cartoons, and bideogames. Also I can cook.

Skype is Jiggaboots, kik is Gaydicks420420
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>>24634234
do you use skype? if so, drop yours and i can add you if you're just looking for friends. we can talk about dogs, travelling, and these niche interests (actually pretty curious).
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>>24624516
gonna try : kik & skype are riperoniii
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>>24630868
kik & skype are riperoniii
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>>24631928
riperoniii for both skype & kik.
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>>24634843

No skype, sorry! I have telegram, discord, tox, wire, and steam. I have a throwaway email

[email protected].
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me
>guy

her
>woman

kik: swansisdead
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>>24634843
Niche interests? I'd honestly be surprised if you haven't contacted the exercise gear dude >>24623548 that people in this thread were having a hissy fit over. Since you both seem to be into fitness
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Me:

>Male, 19, North Carolina
>Heteroflexible (Will only date/marry women)
>Kissless virgin by choice
>5'10" and 135 pounds
>Not very hairy
>Feminine body
>Brown hair and eyes
>Borderline hipster glasses
>People say I look like Clark Kent and Rivers Cumo
>Likes wearing grungy jeans and rock t-shirts, loves oversized sweaters
>Likes Steven Universe and Filthy Frank
>Likes classic rock and rap mostly, can listen to anything
>Musically talented
>Can draw
>Wrote a novel once
>Can be naive and boyish
>Fuckton of kinky fetishes
>High sex drive
>Easily aroused
>Loves innocent affection
>Getting back into anime
>Does not play vidya anymore
>Has a job
>Depressed but not suicidal
>Does not do drugs but wants to smoke weed
>Smokes a cigarette/cigarillo once a week or less
>Has a southern accent that sounds slightly black
>Would not drink alcohol
>Beleives in LBGT rights but is annoyed by over glorification
>Hates feminism
>KIK: kurdtmorrison


Her:

>Any age between 18 and 40
>Any skin color/Race
>Any height
>Any weight between 90 and 300 pounds
>Preferably chubby
>Kind and sweet
>Loyal
>Preferably kissless virgin
>Will rp with me
>Likes the same music as me
>Has a creative talent of some kind
>Can be a NEET but has to have ambitions
>Must be able to tolerate a foot fetish
>Preferably in the United States
>Will love me for who I am
>Won't try to change me
>Wants a loyal white boi who will spoil her and be nice to her
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>>24634941
You're probably exercise gear guy samefagging. Personally, I find nothing wrong with your exercise gear interest. What is off is the fact that in almost every single thread I see that has contact, yours is in it and this has been the case for the past few months. It could be even longer than that, I'm only reporting what I've seen. To be clear, I'm only calling out the thirst, I'm not saying you're a bad person.
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>>24634959
Afraid you have the wrong guy. Sorry to disappoint. I'm engaged so I don't really have a need to contactfag. I just like lurking around here and r9k to kind of look back and laugh at how I used to be like the regulars here at one point in my life. I do find it really funny though how exercise gear guy's one post triggered >>24620690 so hard.

>To be clear, I'm only calling out the thirst
I'll agree with you on that when I see him posting his dick in contact threads.
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>>24634941
the person i was replying to mentioned having "niche interests peripherally related to fitness." i have no idea what that means, so i am curious about it.

definitely not contacting him, because i don't think that he is really into fitness as he doesn't mention fitness on his side of the chart. i think he just like girls who wear exercise clothes, and there's nothing wrong with that. however, i like to lift heavy and go to the gym almost every day which is far from exercising at home on a mat. more interested in a guy who will chalk my back, and i will chalk his. not looking for a guy who just wants to look at my butt in yoga pants (again, that's fine if he's into that, but that's not for me).
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>>24635019
Have you tried contacting people on /fit/? I know it's mostly homosexuals who like to look at themselves but it sounds like that would be your best bet.
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>>24635019
Did you post in a similar thread a few days ago? I remember thinking you'd make a good friend but I never post.
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Lucky I don't really want a romantic relationship ever amirite
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Me
>Tall 6'2
>Lanky ~165 lbs
>Dark very thick curly hair
>Glasses
>Make art
>Can play a few instruments
>Massive passion for music
>Sarcastic
>Somewhat cynical, although I do really enjoy being around people
>Pectus Excavatum (its pretty deep)
>Easy going
>extremely shy
>Occasionally sad
>Smoke pot
>Generally strange sense of humor that seems to be accepted by most people
>INFP

Her
>18 - 24
>Skinny
>Short
>Dark hair
>Extremely passionate about art and music
>Is kind
>Somewhat bubbly to counter my quiet shyness
>Has some sort of idea of what she wants to do with her life
>preferrably not religious
>Generally fun to be around
>Is willing to do spontaneous things
>Gets me to leave the house
>nose rings are pretty hng
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Me:
>24/m/Ohio
>6'4"
>190lbs, working on getting back up to 210ish
>Brownish hair
>Grey eyes
>Play Vidya, from casual shit to Red Orchestra
>I like cars
>Don't watch too much TV
>Finishing up my senior year of undergrad, long story on age and graduation difference
>Played varsity volleyball, now some recreational
>Most shit seen as nerdy, I like
>I am a little reserved when talking to new people
>Been fucked over and burned a few too many times
>Got some friends, not many but I'm very close to them
>I listen to most any music, but my go to is 60's- early 70's rock (CCR for life)
>While reserved, I also don't take life too serious
>Potentially too sarcastic for my own good
>ISTP if you care

Her
>Tallish 5'7" and above
>Not too big or small, athletic preferred, especially volleyball build
>Redhead is a plus, but not a requirement
>Like Vidya, or don't, just don't get pissy when I play them
>Don't be a Steelers or Yankees fan
>be thick skinned enough to enjoy some back and forth banter

That's about it, I aint too choosy
Pic related is me, I am getting a haircut soon, and just trimmed the facial hair
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>>24624042
skype is,"live:m1dy.fan_1"
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Pretty fucking lonely and bored. Need to feed on chats and shit. I'm pretty sure you need chats from me because I'm pretty not boring.
Kik: whereismyniqqa

How much I feel at the present:
Me
>5'2" tall, 18 yr old female bitch from NY
>college is a misery, I'm telling you
>fat but not Precious fat (I'm working on losing it) (my face is fucking nice though)
>blunt, outspoken, hygienic, oddball, goofball, adoraball, and qualified to give a shit about you
>creative works: writing, art, and music
>vidyas, weab shit, hood culture, indie culture, movies, politics (guess where I browse), philosophy, chemtrail exploration (learn how to joke)
>traveling, hiking, biking, COOKING (common dead giveaway), browsing Craigslist
>big flaw: can be careless and cold
>fun fact: I pee in the shower to get power

Him (oh no my standards)
>18-21
>white, 6'+, hygienic
>beautiful, deep voice is the shit that I do like
>need a companion that can by any means tolerate my wicked ass
>comfy, insightful, and worth being with for more than a minute
>I always wanted a guy saying "you're mine" and shit. I love man hands, too
>balance between being wrapped around your fingers and independence
>hidden assertiveness, pride, ambitions
>not a dumbo I hope
>hobbies can be anything. Hope we can go hiking and travel around with a Craiglist-bought convertible
>we don't have to be exactly the same. Share your interests and shit
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Me
>M/24/California USA
>Mexican
>5'8, Skelly/Ottermode
>Bio Major
>I make music, play vidya, smoke weed
>Ive been told im funny

Her
>21+
>Kind eyes
>Nice or at least kind enough to put up with crazy antics
>Can be completely open with me
>Smokes and maybe is into other drugs
>Can watch old shitty sitcoms with me
>Likes playing with my hair

Skype:oscarmild69
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>>24637102
you hella cute. added u on steam if u wana play somthin sometime
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>>24637120
beware, i have picky taste in games cx
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>>24637102
>tfw 25
>tfw not in the US
Be my ldr waifu
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Me:

>27
>5'10
>Well dressed, sort of punk style
>scary bearmode ( muscular but chubby )
>MMA/Swordfighting, going to Barcelona next year to compete in sword tournaments
>Very into fitness, longdistance cycling, boxing, jujitsu, wrestling
>Sort of like a small dog in that I easily get along with everyone and am very talkative
>Really excited about everything
>Giantic, naturally dark eyes with really long eyelashes
>Intimately wild, but shy. High libido
>Personality would fit a small, cute girl
>Not cute
> two-tone ombre blond/black hair down to shoulders/mid back
>Lightskin halfbreed
>Studied medicine, likes reptiles
>Expects no one to be romantically interested and has basically given up
>Is a cool bro

Him:

>26+
>Intense, probably makes people nervous in some way
>Strong sense of honor
>Does some sort of MMA and can easily thwart me with technique
>Into fitness and willing to drill with me
>Dark hair
>Dark, interestingly colored hooded eyes
>Works with grim determination
>Thinks I'm beautiful somehow and reassures me by touch
>into BDSM
>Serious or stoic in some aspect
>my height or a bit shorter

Skype: Garkudion
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>>24637276
Ahh I forgot 27/f/US
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>>24637276
I'm not sure what to make of this
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>>24637301
IT'S A WILD RIDE
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>>24637102
>perfect physical match
>personality and interests are almost perfect
Got any contact that we can use other than steam?
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>>24633628
what area are you located?
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>>24636833
>fat
>wants 6'+
The worst part is I contributed to this kind of idiocy. I'm a tall handsome guy who's used fat chicks for easy lays before. Now they probably think they deserve relationships with such men instead of realizing sex =/= relationship.
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>>24633628
You are describing me perfectly.
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>>24637842

>ignores all the fat men hounding and demanding skinny girls
>she didn't even mention weight, just height

Lol hypocrites
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>>24633297
your post made me smile a lot. I'm not from USA but it would make me happy to talk with you, since I also reflect your ideal mate. If you don't mind a friend, email me at [email protected]

>>24633628
I'm curious to know your past, friend offer extended!

>>24634843
did you happen to add me to skype today? I received a message from someone from here there. But if you haven't you should, it would make me happy :)
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>>24632836
>>24637276
>>24633297
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>>24638022

God, you're almost as bad a harem collector as Vyro.

>your post made me smile a lot

You say this to every girl you want to collect. Judging from the posts you make it'd be more noticeable if for once you weren't fucking smiling.
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>>24638227
>using the word collect when talking about wanting to speak with other people

What else should I say when she tried to write a post to be funny and managed to be funny? Can I not smile or say why I want to add someone even if that is a similar reason?
And I add men as well. The problem with women is that they don't write their contacts, I need to ask, and I ask saying what happens, and I don't say it to every female. But nice try "1 post by this id"
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>>24637348
Got a kik? I'm in the mood for a wild ride
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>>24637358
yeh man
facebook
my skype is broken.

that's the best i can do for this sorta thing.
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Me:
>26 year old Swedish girl
>Live in Sweden
>Blond, 170 cm, about 58 kg, looks slightly above average, in my own estimation
>Have a Master's degree in psychology
>Love to discuss anything, like philosophy, politics, science, etc.
>Quite intelligent
>Open minded when it comes to different opinions, like to change my views when I learn new information
>Not promiscuous
>Wants committed long-term relationship

Him:
>Age 22-33
>Non-smoker
>Intelligent
>Enjoys discussions
>Open-minded and willing to evolve as a person
>Not too promiscuous
>Either lives in Sweden or is able to travel here
>Wants committed long-term relationship
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>>24638664
CinnamonLizard
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him
>tallish
>not fat
>college age? no minors
>no tattoos or just small ones
>doesnt dress like shit
>introverted
>not into politics
>low sex drive
>reads comics maybe
>would want to meet irl
>race doesnt matter i guess just be cute

me
>20
>5'6
>skinny
>USA
>intj for those who care
>in college but basically a shut in
>hair is an orangey color right now but usually its white blonde
>green eyes
>white and pale as fuck
>loser with no hobbies
>low sex drive and im not the type to sext/ send nudes etc
>i have depression sorry
>ive been told im cute but who knows

i prefer discord
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>>24638691
>psykologi

Kommunikation?
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<-- it's literally like this
Pale redhead convert wants a dark girl
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>>24638698
Iron Maiden chick? Neat
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>>24638774
what is this
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>>24638788
discord
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>>24638796
either im retarded or you are .. whats your 4 number id
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>>24638803
fuckin lmao im retarded

#7095
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>>24638826
it wont work just add mine creature#2995
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>>24638691
Du kan va cool! Passar dina kriterier. Bryr mig inte om det leder till ett förhållande men, snacka?
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>>24638691

Sounds reasonable, albeit a little cursory. Would fit your criteria though.
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>>24633297
Kik sleeven 25 indiana and i think we would get along quite well
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>>24638779
Yup!
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>>24638703
I don't have discord and I am not in the USA but I fit everything in your post
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>>24638680
Ill just add you on steam then.
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Me
Sweet
A mess
Stressed
Hateful
Really shy
Wants to die
Poet
Him
Straight
Nice
Isnt a flirt and isnt a sex person
Not a fucking asshole
Yeah
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>>24639075
>not a sex person

Does that mean you're asexual or that you want to wait a while before having sex?
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>>24631839
Cut. Become swole with 10% bf

-a /fit/ grill
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>>24639056
mmmmm post contact
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Me:
6' something, average body
Shaved head, piercings and tattoos
Pretty bad mental illness
Muh dark triad
Funny, but in a way that's weird and off putting to a lot of people.

Her:
Weird
Not Fat
Skinny, pale, dark short hair, glasses and big eyes are a bonus
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>>24639236
Wait a while
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Too lazy to make this any prettier.
NOT A MODEL MAAAAAN, TAKE ME AS I AAAAAAM.
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>>24639537
yugh, man.
You're gonna have a tough time finding a chick.

also, do you have heterochromia too?
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>>24639075
So you're not into being flirted with? That's kinda odd.

With that said, do you have a kik?
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>>24639648
>yugh
I'm aware that my attitudes makes most girls turn and run. The only reason I've had relationships in the past is because I'm really good at sex.
What turns you off the most? My political leaning I guess?

>heterochromia
Naw, I just have some clumps of green that stick to the edge of my otherwise brown eyes.
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>>24639650
No I have skype but i Would rather not post mine if thats ok. I wish that someone nice would explain to me the concept of flirting so I undersstand it a little better, and see it as more innocent than cunning.
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>>24639673
You want a girl who is alt-right/far right, politically and socially, which is hard to find because when you go far enough, it becomes counter-female lol

also you mark a bunch of shallow shit in red like they're "BAD" which just kinda looks angry.

Half of all girls grow facial hair, so again just you don't come across very sweetly.

"No fatties" lol
"Frig off"

And you want sex multiple times a day, and you want a a 100% introverted little down-to-earth thinker, these things just are really hard to find in a female, they're almost non-female features.

You just don't come across like a great guy at all.
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>>24639537
We would probably get alon- Oh that race requirement thing. Rip.

I'm >>24637276
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>>24639741
Oh wait a second you're a nazi.
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>>24639711
>Half of all girls grow facial hair
Yeah, but what kind of girls don't shave it? Sikh girls.

>Shallow shit in red
Not bad, just not acceptable for me. Also I don't think someone's ethnic background is shallow at all; it tells a story about who they are genetically and how they came to be. I like history.

>No fatties
Well, come on.

>Sex maniac
Well I didn't specify that as my only option. But I'm capable of doing 3-4 times a day for weeks on end - not really my first choice though.

>Personality traits
Well to be honest I didn't really fill that in with all seriousness so you being wrong on those charges are more my fault.

I'm an okay guy, and I have faults.

While were labeling people based on scarce information I'm just gonna say you come across as very frigid and humorless - thus you'll die an old lonely lady after having gone through a divorce or two.
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>>24639747
Not nazi, I just think we need to give autocracy another chance guise.
pic related.
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me
>23/m/west coast
>Insanely tall
>built
>brown hair/eyes
>trimmed and well kept facial hair
>enjoys nature, traveling, photography, animals, sports.
>fitness is important
>former college athlete
>work full time
>school full time
>working on my MBA with a minor in photography
>passionate about a lot of things
>genuine
>caring
>low key a hopeless romantic
>Disney obsessed
>doesn't smoke but alcohol is fine
>has the most amazing GS in the world
>low key just looking for the belle to my beast

her
>18-25
>Height doesn't matter
>in shape (can keep up with me)
>shares common interests as me (traveling, nature, animals, sports)
>enjoys fitness
>work and/or school
>has some passion, I dont care what.
>loves cheesy romance
>genuine
>caring
>will love my dog as much as she loves me
>weed is cool but don't expect me to smoke, I won't.
>cigarettes aren't cool
>alcohol/partying is fine (I work at a bar in the heart of one of the biggest college towns, I understand)
>calls me out when I'm being an idiot.
I hate it when woman play games and make me guess what I did, just tell so I can fix it. We aren't 15 anymore.

My kik is neverchange4others
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>>24639699
got discord?
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>>24639753
Well then just leave the facial hair shit blank.
What, are you gonna break up with a girl if she doesn't shave it every day? You seem very strict. If something's not acceptable for you, then leave it blank. "Acceptable" is yellow. Unacceptable is not yellow.

Come on, i'm not arguing with you, i'm just saying how you come across and why you're gonna have a hard time.

>it tells a story about who they are genetically and how they came to be. I like history.

Are you saying you don't wanna breed with someone with the wrong genetics? Do you believe some girls to be an inferior race or some shit?

>sex maniac
the best you accept is 2-3 times a week. But you'd really prefer to have it multiple times every day. If that's only a possibility then that shit should be yellow as well.

> I'm just gonna say you come across as very frigid and humorless - thus you'll die an old lonely lady after having gone through a divorce or two.

That's not me lol humorless?
holy shit you're so bitter. There is no need to get defensive and mean.

You don't come across like a great guy, you come across anti-female.
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>>24639699
Okay, well I can only explain the way that I flirt. I just try to make someone I'm interested in laugh, in hopes that they'll associate me with good times and they'll want to be around me more. Sadly, that isn't always the case.

I'm not really sure why you're here if you don't wish to communicate with anyone.
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>>24639794
Okay so let me get this straight... using whatever colors I like, specifying clearly what I don't like... is anti-female.

The rest of your post is just assumptions piled on assumptions.

Get a breath of fresh air, will ya? I know basket cases like you are a dime a dozen on this part of 4chainz but please behave.
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>>24639777
How are you pursing a minor with you masters degree?
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>>24639813
jesus christ you're really mean.

Good luck finding the girl you want.
>>
woo boy here we go
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>>24639888
me btw

idk why I got 2 ID's

>>24637102

why do I have a new ID? This is me>>24637102
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>>24639792
No.
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where are you i have been looking for you forever
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>>24634959
didn't posting in contact threads automatically made me thirsty. my bad. good to know, will keep that mind.
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me:
smol
long dark brown hair
light hazel eyes
slightly chubby cheeks+tummy (not overweight)
large booty+tiddies
loves snuggles+kisses
likes anime and video games
likes pastel and sparkly things
is v kawaii
kinda kinky n submissive
likes makeup
raver+glover
singing + piano

him:
raver
muscly and dominate
video games + anime
smart
will give me lots of attention X3
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>>24639382
send me an email at [email protected]
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Her:
-Someone challenging who trolls, shitposts, banters, debates, and is overall what most would say is a pain in the ass, but for the right person it's all just endearing and fun.
-Ideally a recluse who loves the Internet and all the fucktards on it in their own way.
-An overthinker who enjoys understanding/analyzing ideas or ideologies and poking holes in them as much as they enjoy people trying to poke holes back in her.
-Speaking of poking holes, a massive pervert with the humor style of a pubescent teenage boy who spent too much time lurking /b/ yet surprisingly affectionate and appreciative too
-Can't be offended, upset, or otherwise butthurt and perhaps even enjoys people's pitiful attempts at trying.

Me:
I mean... what sort of person likes all of the above? (a faggot that's who, and I'm not even OP)

My skype is trulyverum
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>>24640436
sounds like a guy desu
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>>24639075
I just made a new skype for this type of thing, if you wanna add it maybe we could talk?

Skype: [email protected]
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>>24639537
>fat crossed out
>picture of fat tharja
>chubby in yellow for body type, chunky and fat in green for stomach

idgi
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>>24639699
>>24639075
I have my own concept of flirting, which I generally don't ever apply because of various reasons (that I won't list here because of trolls like the other anon). If you send me an email with your skype at [email protected] I would like to talk with you, and not just about that, rather trying to become good friends.
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>>24639537
I fit pretty much all your "requirements". And live on the other side of earth.

Sucks.
You sound pretty cool, tho.
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>>24638703
Hello.

25/M/USA here. Also intj and also depressed. Up to chat if you are. Discord is notbobjohnson#0642. Literally just made it so forgive me if it takes me a bit to figure out how it works.
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>>24640206
>No contact information
I want this to not be bait...
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>>24620679
Me/Male 22 US
-Brown eyes
-Very outgoing, love music festivals, working out, cooking
-Real kinky, more dom type
-Average size not chubby
-Smoke don't drink though

Her
-18-30
-Loves music
-Not shy at all, hate females who are
-Blonde or Brunette
-Size doesn't matter
-Also kinky, more sub type the better
-No taller than 6 ft
-Can cook
-Smokes weed, no cigarettes
-Casual drinker, no crazy alcoholics

Open to talk about anything and if you fit(hopefully one of these days I'll find her) feel free to msg me on kik. Youngcaesar24
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>>24620679
Bump!
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Me:
>20/M/NY
>Mechanical Engineer Junior year of college
>6'4"
>180lbs
>Shy, but I'm good at conversation when I get going
>Try to get out but never seems to go well
>Watch a lot of movies, play a lot of video games

Ideal Female:
>About my age
>Skinny like me
>Anything shorter than me
>Helps me be less awkward at parties
>Likes intimacy and teaches me lots of new sex things
>Wants to cam together (porn)
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>>24637276
>5'10
>scary bearmode ( muscular but chubby )
>Lightskin halfbreed

I'm curious
what do you mean by scary bearmode ?
do you have a photo showing your figure?
and what two races were your parents?

cause bear-mode brings this pic to mind
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>>24633297
idk if you're still around but do you have kik?
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20/male
Argentina [spoiler]inb4 >white[/spoiler]
>I'm pretty tall, dunno about exact height but I'm taller than most people
>I do have some chub, not obese..I'm at like 80kg I think? probably less since I'm on a diet that never ends
>brown hair, brown eyes, glasses
>currently studying two college courses at the same time, to be a translator and a lawyer, also studying italian. Know Spanish, and some French, and I like being flirty with what I know
>My accent is quite thick, but they tell me I'm easy to understand. people say it's "cute" and I sound like a german trying to sound soft, whatever that means
>I'm a bit into poetry as well, and I write short stories when I'm bored.
>Not a dweeb per se, I like video games and some nerdy stuff like pokemon but don't watch anime
>Love horror movies, also love so-bad-they're-good movies like the room and the like. Though I'll watch anything that's not one of those comedies that aren't really funny, just cheesy
>ironically am pretty cheesy myself.
>Used to be clingy, and there are some traces of that, but I won't pester you if you tell me to go away for a while
>introvert, pretty shy until you know me
>Loyal as fuck
>pretty lazy, not gonna lie.
>I play tennis and ping pong with friends, but besides that I don't play sports or anything like that
>not a normie, more like a clumsy "good guy" that secretly knows a lot about nerdy stuff
>love to cuddle, love animals (I have two dogs, used to have 6)
>Romantic, and a bit possessive. I like letting you know that I really need you.

Her:
>Around my age...I guess 18-25 or so
>I don't mind distance at all. I visit the US quite often, and my dream would be to move there.
>I don't really mind looks...I just want someone nice to share everything with
>Needs to be loyal, of course. I'd like something serious
>If you share interests with me, that's a plus too

Kik: fuits
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>>24643370
Also
>fucks up with the spoiler thing daily and forgets not all boards have it
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>>24630368
You sound almost like a female version of me.
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>>24630868
fuits, would love to talk
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>>24639858
I'm not pursuing a minor. I have an AA degree already. It was my major out of highschool before I realized I wanted to have security and be able to support a family. So I switched.

Plus your questions makes no sense, who pursues a minor? It's just complimentary.
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>>24628722
I'm in Ontario and fit most of those. Contact?
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me
>21/m/europe
>178cm
>i might be a big guy
>brown hair/green eyes
>i care about my hygiene very much.
>nature, sports (rock climbing, hiking, fitness, skiing), traveling, photography, music, art, fashion.
>My sport is my essence i need it as much as my music.
>Work in a fitness part time while studying fulltime.
>As fedora as it may sound a little bit oldschooly about behaviour i care a lot about how i treat other people.
>i got way too many interests i pursue.
>im intrested in many things and get interested very easy.
>romantic....
>i love deep movies like cloud atlas, the tree of life, there will be blood....
>no smoking, no drugs only a bit of alcohol i take my nutrition very serious.
>very ambitious about my career and dreams.
>im can get super extrovert about issues i really like and i know much about but i am mostly introvert.

her
>18-23
>idc about height
>sporty, this is the most important i hate grills who are lazy and dont want to have some adventures.
>Same interests would be nice but if you dont have them atleast be open for new stuff. :)
>be grounded about your life i dont like clueless people.
>dont say you cant, there is really nothing holding you back.
>dont be a child. ;)
>loving, sweet, you know theses little things like just remember things i like etc.
>drugs are okay, just dont be addicted and down all the time.
>funny. :)
>dont smoke i really dont like it.
>be open about what you like and what you dont like, tell me what you want!
>have that fire in your soul i love it when you have that little special feel.

If you would like to get to know me a little bit more im open for some chattings just write me, always happy to meet new people.

kik: Shitpostizmadude
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>>24620873
bumping myself because I suck
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>me
23, Male, Virginia
Chubby, but strong (250lbs bench press, also losing weight)
Long, curly brown hair
Independent, well traveled
Fairly intelligent, logical, money smart
Extremely slow to anger, even tempered, stoic
Hobbies include bass guitar, video games, film, classic literature, and fishing
Love cooking, especially new recipes. No fast food, ever.
Likes japanese stuff, but definitely not a "omg kawaii xDD" weeb
Don't smoke or drink
Have job, have car, have my own place, have Roth IRA, in school (double major, MBA eventually)

>her
Don't care about height or age, preferably local
Chubby/thicc is good, skinny is fine too but preferably with curves. I prefer soft to bony when cuddling.
Dark hair, glasses
Dignified, for lack of a better word
Confident in herself
Similar interests, or at least tastes
Also likes japanese stuff without being a terrible weeb
Intelligent, STEM/business leaning
Can discuss cerebral topics. Literature, philosophy, politics, economics
Affectionate, likes to cuddle
Sexually dominant, or at least switchy
Has a kind of "Us against the world" mentality. Looking for my Lady Macbeth, Irene Adler, or Wanda von Dunajew.

Happy to talk to people all over the world, but obviously the closer the better.

Kik: Seele23
email: [email protected]
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>>24646393

Post your info, maybe you will get a response.
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>>24646765
already did
>>24621963 is me
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>>24646783

You sound fun, but I dont really play videogames. I am one of those guys who prefers to watch than actually play. And I dont have kik.
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>>24637276
I mean, I'm not shorter than you OR 26, but you sound fucking amazing and I meet the "serious/stoic," "into BDSM,""dark hair," "into some sort of MMA," and "willing to drill with you" bits. Mind if I add ya anyway?
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>>24639753
>>Half of all girls grow facial hair
>Yeah, but what kind of girls don't shave it? Sikh girls.
So if one of those girls DOES shave it, would you say they're sikh in the head?
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>>24630368
I fit this but 18, and cut.

Skype: bladethehedgefoxie
Kik: Vineclaw
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>>24640206
This must be bait...
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>>24647179
is me
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>>24623837
Skype?
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Me:
>20/F/Canada
>169cm, 140 lbs.
>Work full-time, studied programming
>Interested in most things, especially physical activity/outdoors
>Enjoy reading, fitness + currently trying to get into boxing, volunteering
>I really like fucked up movies & books, but I also really like philosophy
>Passionate about turning myself around and improving; diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder and Schizophrenia even though the psychiatrist didn't tell me... found out through a referral he made
>Dark humour, blunt, very sexual
>Not very lovey dovey but I'm trying
>Very much looks like I have everything under control from the outside

Dream guy:
>Tall, built (works out), or at least not skinny
>Very intelligent and enjoys good conversation
>Educated and financially stable
>Also a little fucked up, enough fucked up for me to think you're not generic as fuck
>Understanding, compassionate, moral person or trying to be
>High sex drive
>Avoid honeymoon phase shit, give me who you are in the beginning and keep it that way

discord: walnut12 #2248
or drop your Skype
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>>24630368
>fit a lot of that
>now i feel bad because thats the makings of a pretty shitty person
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Me:
>21/Male/Europe
>178 cm
>72 kg
>Really sarcastic
>Not really serious ever
>Studying Computer Engineering
>Into cars
>Big nose (1/4 armenian)


Ideal Girl
>Around my age
>Height doesn't really matter
>Needs to take jokes lightly
>Have some kind of sense of humour
>Not dumb
>Green eyes
>Straight Blonde Hair
>"Cute" over Beautiful
>Can make me smile even when I'm down
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>>24647449
Skype is sn_1987.a
My post is above if you want to get an idea of the basics first.
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>>24647449
You sound perfect but
>Canada
why are the qts always in Canada?
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>>24647857
Still chat?
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>>24647449
You sound incredibly interesting and at the very least fun to talk to. I'm >>24640436 if you'd like to chat. Of course I can give much more info about me over Skype to help you filter me out if disinterested.

No expectations.
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>>24647449
west coast or east coast?
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>>24622903
Shit, all of those traits are me but I'm 18 :/
>>
Not really looking for a partner but perhaps that'll change

>18/m/USA
>hispanic (light skinned), but I'm sometimes told I look like a real tan white guy
>brown hair/eyes (genetics gave me the shit color)
>I'm skinny but have a good build
>5'8 or 5'9
>ambiverted (intro/extrovert im a lil of both)
>very rational and calm person, I don't ever lash out in emotion but I'm not an automaton lol
>I enjoy reading, working out, cooking, hanging out with friends, sometimes draw comics, sometimes play video games but not obsessed with them, although I'm quite knowledgeable if that makes sense, (can't think of anything else)
>I'm told that I'm funnier than most people but not "HEY GET THAT GUY IN HERE" kind of funny
>overall maintain good diet and always try to stay in top shape as I can be
>want to do martial arts/parkour/gymnastics but don't have the money yet
>Have an interest in science/psychology
>not sure what I want to be yet but I want to help people (I have a passion for helping/caring about people) and science related
>IQ of 141 if that's considered a bonus
>I'm always trying to self improve myself in every aspect (not to be a perfect person) I just like to be a role model and be proud of myself
>likes/gets along real well with kids
>loyal and likes to cuddle

Her:
>racial preference: none
>if you're in good shape that's accommodated to your body type then you're attractive for me
However
>I have a thing for fit chubby girls
>below or at my height, it's weird for me when I have to look up to girls
>maintain good hygiene
>caring, smart, maintain a well rounded diet
>rational thinker (but not a cold robot), I've had crazy over emotional exes and never going through that again
>selfless (puts others before herself), doesn't believe she's all that and can get what she wants when she wants
>loyal
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>>24647449
I fit and this is what I want.

Softchoice123
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Me:
>28/M
>6'4", 165lbs, spooky as fuck.
>Brown eyes
>Graduate student in STEM
>occasionally dress like a shifty criminal to make people nervous in public
>classically trained musician, used to compose contemporary spectralist music and arranged non-deterministic scores in my undergrad
>actively listen to pretty much all music I can get my hands on, currently on a space rock binge
>also love 70's and 90's film, artsy fartsy shit, vintage horror films (especially italian), and have a special love for album cover and movie poster art
>strong interest in psychology, mass media and communications theory, /x/-tier conspiracy theories, spooky shit and anti-authoritarian politics
>also like cars and driving, cycling, mixing drinks, and playing guitar
>pretty introverted and shy, but warm up to people very quickly, especially in person, can be incredibly goofy, class clown type with a childish sense of humor
>very kinky and very submissive; people pleaser almost to a fault
>the bad: suffer from severe clinical depression, but have gotten better over the years.

My Dream Grill:
>in my general age range (23-35)
>race doesn't matter
>height and build doesn't matter, but I'm not attracted to heavyset women (curvy is fine tho)
>skeptical of authority
>possessive
>has tats and piercings (maybe???)
>tomboyish personality and a major tease

I can give kik on request. I tend to guard mine a bit because the internet is too spooky.
>>
18 m
>i switch hobbies sometimes
>always liked sailing, horses, really wanna travel
>not exactly outgoing, but when i get comfortable I'm pretty goofy/enthusiastic
>kind of skinny, a little self conscious, I've lost 8 pounds in the past month, I weigh 136
>I like feminine clothing, I wear leg warmers, knee socks, and I like womens shorts
>I have blue hair

Him/her
>beefy/manly guy or any non overweight girl
>dominant personality
>fan of horror
>kinky would be nice
>20+
>be able to take a joke/make fun of people
>play video games
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>>24649101
Location?
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Me:
>22/F
>like to clean
>Actually Makes Food
>JEEPS
>Video Gameess
>Graphic Design
>Maybe I'll do something with that oneday-- Idk.
>Mostly just wants to be someones wifey
>oops
>can sing good
>can make the pretty face
>just realised i dont know how to talk about myself
>wow im boring ok bye i mean im not but i cant talk about myself idk sorry i trie

Him:
>doesnt lie about dumb shit
>play video games with mee
>pls take out the trash
>does the man stuff
>JEEPS
>can actually hump rhythmically
>kinda cute

lol imma be alone forever pretty much weeee
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>>24648788
What race are you?
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>>24649161
>retarded jeep fetish
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>>24649161

FUCKING MARRY ME!!!
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>>24649161
All of this sounds great. Location?
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>>24649161
It sounds like you're only asking for your man to be a man and knows how to fuck.

Why do you think you'll be forever alone?
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>>24649161
20/10 would date :3
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>>24649170
hey u dont do that jeep was my first car :3
>>24649172
LMK!!?
>>24649173
Florida Today-- Maryland tomorrow
>>24649180
got dumped a week ago by someone I really admired after two years :) hes doin real good at making me feel like I suck at everything.

Yea, just want man lol. Good old days man.
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>>24649191

lol I would totally marry you! I am everything your looking for and a little bit more! wanna come live in CT??
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>>24649191
>Maryland
That's a shame. Florida actually would've been more doable.
>>
And now the dick measuring begins for the attentions of femanon
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>>24649198
You're into men?
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>>24649209
HAHAHA no wasn't paying attention when I replied lol
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>>24649207
It's /soc/. That shit never stops, friend.
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>>24649217
This is why I prefer /b/....
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>>24649161
Hey I'm >>24633653
You sound amazing but I'm more of a Subaru BRAT and Chevy El Camino guy when it comes to dream cars. Would totally daily in a Jeep though, great vehicles.
Also, I'm happy doing the manly stuff, but I'm the kind if guy who would prefer living in an apartment, so it's not like there would be yard work.

My kik is Fugogley if you want to talk.
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>>24649191
I live like a ten away from Cumberland Maryland, wanna ride in my jeep guuuurl?

jk I wouldn't be caught dead in a jeep, fuck driving stick jesus christ
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>>24649222
They just do the same with traps.
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>>24649227
my jeep was automatic lol
i cant even drive stick
i tried one time but i made a bad noise and i begged to stop i was scared i would break it

no stick boop
its gone now i had to sell
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>>24649227
She wants a man, not somebody who drives a car modified for women
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>>24649292
t. pretentious hipster faggot who thinks that manually controlling his transmission makes him more of a "man"

I'll keep driving my automatic bmw thanks poorfag, be sure to bag my groceries real good next time I pass through your store
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>>24649298
Come back to me when you can rival my Audi, also when you can drive through the snow.
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>>24649305
>audi
HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

you fucking queer, audis are entry level "luxury" trash, if you spent money on an audi you are a fucking moron. this is how I know you don't actually have money, you just said the first expensive sounding name that popped into your head without realizing how stupid it would make you sound.

all wheel drive bmw with snow tires rapes snow as hard as any truck, thx. seriously you look like a fool, when you're in a hole stop digging
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>>24649311
>spending money on cars

Get a real job and you'll be given a new car every two years without spending a penny.

Snow tyres will do fuck all when you have no clutch control over snow, you're clearly not an experienced driver if the tyres are the first thing that comes to mind whilst talking about driving through the snow.
>>
Me
>tall, thin, pale
>loves animals
>dry sense of humor
>can cook
>quiet
>no sleep
>got tattoos and all 4 limbs

Hobbies include PC gaming, fishing, and baths.

Him
>tall, white, healthy weight
>not a passive aggressive weenie
>has a nice voice
>has a job
>doesn't need to talk all the time

If I seem like somebody you'd talk to, leave your kik.
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>>24649227
>>24649292
>>24649298
>>24649305
>>24649311
>>24649322
You guys are totally getting laid, arguing your supremacy on a board full of neckbeards and camwhores. This is really impressive.

Maybe consider letting it go, fellas.
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>>24649322
honeybunny some of us work for ourselves and don't have to suck some dude's dick every day to make a living, I make my own money thanks, nobody needs to give me a car

>this dipshit thinks that all wheel drive + snow tires don't handle icy weather
>this dipshit thinks that snow tires are irrelevant to driving in the snow
>this dipshit thinks you need "CLUTCH CONTROL" to take advantage of snow tires

seriously just kill yourself now, you're a retard. you're going out of your way to sound knowledgeable about a subject you're clearly ignorant on

>>24649330
it's not about getting laid, it's about me shitting on stupid people on the internet
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>>24649335
So by your own admission you bought and paid for a BMW when retards pay for luxury cars, whilst I'm given higher tier cars free of charge? It's just one of the perks of having a real job and not having to lay bricks for a living, don't worry anon you might find yourself in a similar position one day.

As for manual gearbox being even vaguely related to snow tyres, what are you talking about? Clutch control has nothing to do with the tread on your tyres, clutch control is what eradicates wheel spin in the snow. There is no link between the two.

Come spend the winter in northern England and you'll figure it out.
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>>24649365
>free of charge
it's not free, you have to give up your life to serve some guy like me, enjoy that

listen to me you gap toothed slimey limey piece of shit, "what I'm talking about" is what you said, and I quote: "Snow tyres will do fuck all when you have no clutch control over snow, " the implication being that if you don't have the ability to use "clutch control" (ie drive a stick, selectively engage clutch) then snow tires won't help you in winter. it's just asinine. I was not implying it was the same thing as tire treads wtf, your reading comprehension is garbage

ps northern england is dogshit, your accents are crap and you are the poor sheepfuckers of the uk. if you ever go south be sure to mail me a cute londoner girl with a non shit accent at your earliest convenience, make sure she doesn't have any wool as we don't fuck sheep over here in america
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>>24620679
18/M
>Depressive sometimes
>Listens to music all of the time
>Introvert
>Creates digital art sometimes
>plays CSGO a lot

Her
>Likes at least one of my most favorite albums
>Is willing to discuss music
>Average looks/intelligence

that's it really, i'm lonely as fuck.
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>>24649323
I'm assuming you have a vagina. Kik is great_wall_of_trump
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>>24649378
OK, I'm going out for breakfast.

Have fun being an angry teen.
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>>24647449
my skype is castmir12
>>24649383
is me
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>>24638703
hey, my discord is kurthror#7586
>>24649383
is me
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This is probably a bit too much for too little, but i'll try anyway:
Me:
>19
>5'10"
>215 pounds and decreasing
>Blue-grey eyes
>Dark Brown Buzzcut
>Hairy Torso
>White
>Loner
>Virgin
>Digging my way out of a rough patch in life
>A bit oblong: long torso, 36"x29" pants, strong legs, big belly, scrawny arms (working on this)
>Moderate hygeine
>A bit monotone, but still happy to see you
>Aiming to become a music teacher for grades 1-5 (live in NJ, so the pay is good)
>Good with kids, hope to have some one day
>Baritone singing voice, was in an all-state choir and an elite chorus group in high school
>Love video games (RPGs like DQ and SMT, fighting games, and old-school platformers)
>Bike
>Catholic, but don't go to church
>One-woman man
>Don't smoke weed, haven't drank beer very often, have never smoked tobacco, relatively straight-edge
>Just want to see you happy

You:
>130-180 lbs, as long as you're not anorexic or morbidly obese, that's fine by me
>4' to my height in heels
>Fine with any skin color
>at least a C-cup. DD-cups and above extremely welcome. I'm sorry, It's an addiction.
>Don't have to have life figured out, it's not a race.
>Dyed Hair and face piercings I will tolerate to an extent, it's your body, but i do not find the appeal in it.
>Perky personality, but also modest.
>Sweet tooth is acceptable
>Doesn't hide their true emotions to an unhealthy extent
>Doesn't smoke tobacco. Can smoke pot, just not when I'm around and not in the house.
>Drinks, but not like crazy
>Doesn't use words like "White guilt"
>always genuine around me
>Someone a bit more booksmart
>I don't mind it if you're a bit stronger than most girls
>Whether they're with friends or have a busy day, would be more than happy to come over to just get away from it all for a little while. Or sexy times.

Bottom line is, you give me a smile worth protecting, I'll give you a place to get away from it all for short times.
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>>24649101
Sounds cool. cool-ish.
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>>24623991
Did you not read the OP?
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>>24649298
>>24649305
I like how neither of you named an actual vehicle so you're just arguing over names...you're both retarded
If you name a specific vehicle and not just a manufacturer, you could have a serious discussion about which is better
But no, you'd prefer to argue over a fucking name like dipshits
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>>24649323
I'm >>24633653
kik is Fugogley if you're interested
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>>24647449
Canada :(
Please let me visit this awesome country.
If you want to chat i fit.

Shitpostizmadude = KiK
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>>24645650
PLEASE KIK ME WHATS YOUR KIK I NEED YOU
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>>24647471
No it makes you perfect please give contact details
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>>24647449
on a scale of Crazy versus beauty
where would you place yourself on the Graph?
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>>24649942
I fit a decent chunk of your stuff too, although I'm not skeltel mode. But I will watch anime with you while cuddling and love weird or obscure fetishes. Hell I've got a number of my own. As well as a few other things. If you wanna chat, i'm seele23 on kik
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>>24649163
White as cocaine.
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>>24649918
We were arguing for the sake of arguing (or at least I was), cars were irrelevant.
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>>24628751
I'll be your kitten! Lol how cute :3
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>>24649224
everyone has like kik and snapchat and stuff-- I don't even have a smartphone. I broke it last year, never got a new one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not really sure how im supposed to make soc friends anymore we used to just all do skype -_-
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>>24620679
Still want qt bf pls gib
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>>24650232
Post your skype then, you seem really sweet.
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>>24639075
Post a poem so I can see if you're worth my time ;3
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>>24630868
yay depression and sleeping all day :3
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>>24650255
aubreestarr :D
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>>24630868
wanna talk and play vidya together?

kik me: shitpostizmadude

Would be nice to hear from You.
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>>24647449
My Skype is jumbowaterdog if anyone wants to add me there instead of Discord.
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>>24649161
I got a Jeep and don't lie and play video games and take out the trash and do man things like beat off and grow beards.
Wanna hump rhythmically?
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>>24647449
Still down to chat? Skype is [email protected]
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My ideal girl would be someone who is artistic in someway and is caring and understanding. Im really attracted to people with big hearts because I like to be affectionate and show them how much I care, but that doesn't mean I'm needy and engage in pda all the time. It would be a big BIG plus if we had similar taste in music and she wouldn't mind listening to the same song for a week straight. I have a big thing for girls with short, dark hair. Not everyone can pull off short hair, but when they do they really pull it off (when it rains it pours). Shorter than me or my height (5'7"/170cm) and at least 18, I don't really have a preference for body types, a pretty face takes all. Also don't just ghost and abandon me, I get attached to people I like

I'm 21 and a musician. I like all kinds of music but the artist that influence me the most are John frusciante, Elliott smith, Alice in chains, buckethead, Nujabes, Chopin, and velvet underground. I try to be a very understanding, caring, and supportive person. My brain is like an on off switch so I will be indifferent about some mundane things but be obsessed with a few things and have them on my mind for days straight. I've been playing guitar for almost 12 years, piano for about 3, and I've recently been working in singin while playing. I also like to draw and paint. I don't play a lot of video games except Pokemon and elder scrolls

My kik is new.m00n

I'm pretty sure I've met my ideal mate but she wants nothing to do with me, then again is she really my ideals mate
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>>24649149
cali, you?
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>>24650245
You know, I got the impression you'd be pretty unpleasant. Mostly an assumption, don't take it too hard. But I read your shit at the bottom right and it turns out I was wrong. You seem okay.

I'm a chubbo, though. So you just keep on lookin.
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>>24639537
am i dumb, or did you not put a way to contact you
i visit montreal sometimes because of a family member who goes to school there!!
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>>24630868
Ehh...you have a gorillion requests already...
still kik: zetamaniac
Feel free to message me if you feel like it.
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30/M/straight/USA
>Thin
>Introverted but not awkward.
>Smart
>Kind
>Understanding
>Loyal
>Gamer/history/movie buff
>Romantic
>not after immediate sexual talk but would be glad to explore it if we both feel it ;)
>prefer more of a sub

Her:
>18-30
>thin/slender/average
>Understanding/kind/loyal
>Inquisitive
>sexy
>Romantic
>open to pleasing a man that will please her

Kik: Nomad172
Have/send pic to get the same.
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>>24620679

Me
20/ M / SMA Mexico.
>Latin, 5' 7"/1.7 m , 134 lbs/61 kg
>Third year of Gastronomy school.
>My favorite cuisines are italian, mexican and asian in general.
>Im third dan black belt in taekwondo, have won some high places in national tournaments.
>Im a nerd and a weeb.
>Like reading about a lot of things, like science, philosophy, history, computing and spanish linguistic.
>Play a lot of videogames and watch a lot of anime.
>I do a lot of bad jokes. And then I laugh at them.
>I like to stay at home, but going outside its okay.
>Very loyal and honest.
>Im open on sexuality, but more vanilla than anything.

You

>17-21 Female
>Loyal and honest.
>Asian, ginger or hispanic would be great, but I do not care very much about that.
>Weeb and likes vidya. Wanna play with her.
>Inteligent.
>Dont into drugs or smoking. Ocasionaly drinking is ok.
>Studying something or working.
>Has goals in life.
>Likes to travel.
>Dont picky with food, and open to try a lot of foreign dishes.
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I'm looking for a switch woman to love and grow with. I want to train with her everyday to become the best possible person I can be. Then at night I want us to enjoy each other. We're all mortals no matter how much we try to deny it, and because of that we're only going to get so much time together. We should spend it wisely.

I have a massive pegging and femdom fetish. I'm also a switch so female submission is a huge turn on for me. I need to dominate as well. I'm SapioSexual as well. Intelligence is probably my biggest turn on.

My gender is male. I identify as a male. I also ironically identify as an apache defense helicopter, but that's neither here nor there.

My biggest hobbies right now are gaming and learning code. I pay the bills with the latter and hope to pay the bills with the former by streaming in the future. Right now I play mostly dota2. I did League of legends for a while and after patch 6.11 I had to stop. I just didn't the game enough to keep dealing with the shit that came with it. So far I'm pretty happy with dota2. I'm not sure if that's just because I haven't played long enough to really get a sense for the community, but so far it seems pretty chill. I'm only at 102ish games right now though. As for coding, the languages I use most are javascript and python. I'm pretty garbage at both of them, but I'm better at python. Right now I honestly don't think I could use javascript to code my way out of a paper box. I'm fairly certian I could get out of that box with python though. I honestly don't feel like there's that much difference between the two languages other than syntax. I've just spent a lot more time with python because of work.

My Skype is smart0mouse. I am 22. I'm from the USA. More specifically I'm from TX.

I'd prefer someone at least 20 and younger than 30, but if what I'm looking for and who I am interests you in anyway send me a message. As long as you're 18+ and willing to talk often then I'm fine.
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>>24652505
BUILD WALL
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>>24622903
I farted my way into soc to entertain myself while laundry is going, but goddamn, I fit that fairly well. Only deviations are that I'm not at all formally educated, so I'm an armchair intellectual of sorts, and if I get into a game I can put in 50-100 hours a week (unhealthy, I know).
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>>24649298
Not him, but I actually have difficulty using automatics in adverse terrain, since I can't get a good feel for the engine, as there's no clutch for me to feel through.
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>>24649940
I have no idea how this will turn out, but I guess I'll see.
kik is freebakas
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>>24622903
21/m and i think i fit your description
hate to contactfag but would you mind?
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22/M

Dream girl:
>Nerdy
>Intellectual
>Artistic
>Loves sexual exploration, but only with a boyfriend
>Piercings, tats
>Hardworking
>Shy
>Loves to read
>Petite, redhead bonus
>Is into romantic things
>Has a thing for eyes/has nice eyes
>Basically wild/reserved at the same time.

KIk: Devlot
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>>24630368
Aside from the unfortunate fact regarding being on other sides of the globe, I fit majority of the things you've listed. Body type is on point, hygiene is a must, games and anime, etc. etc. along with just about most of everything else you listed. I am curious about what sort of obscure things you're into and how they compare to my own, but the choking and focus on neck/collar bone areas give is a very, very good sign. Not important right now though as fun as that sort of thing can be. I think I might have inklings of depression, but my real issues would have to be with control and possessiveness. As cringe-y as it probably is to others, I've got the makings of a yandere if the right person comes along, so I'd like to throw that on the table. Being overprotective, jealousy, wanting to control and mold someone to my whims and what I want in an ideal partner, etc. Needing to be needed and needing to want works well, but I'm not pushing anything.

So here's my email if you want to get in contact, but if you've been swamped with others. Though I doubt it, if anyone else for some reason felt like this appealed to them, then feel free to drop me a line as well, I can always expand on this sort of thing at least. Anyway, my email is [email protected]
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Me:
>20 M Southeast USA
>6'0" tall, roughly 160 lbs, 6" dick
>big fucking nerd, can talk books, weebery, vidya, music all day, constantly trying to expand my horizons
>politically outspoken center left so here's your trigger warning
>good sense of humor, can be morbid, dorky or self deprecating
>massive pervert, mainly vanilla with a few kinks
>slightly clingy, prefers to talk daily
>working on pulling myself up from being an unmotivated loser

You
>around my age or younger/ Biological Female / US
>shorter is better, not grossly overweight, ass n titties a plus
>has some nerd interests and/or interested in being exposed to new stuff
>politically competent and has formed own opinions, willing to debate points without crying or getting pissed
>same sense of humor as me
>also a huge pervert or at least enjoys being an object of perversion
>not a complete emotional trainwreck

If this sounds like you, my skype's
swaglordyolo420
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>>24640159
It's one thing to post contact a few times, it's an entirely different situation when you spam in almost all of them for months on end. You know damn well your situation is the second one yet here you are pretending that you only posted a few times. Your dishonesty is obvious, can't hide it anymore.
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>>24654936
>You know damn well your situation is the second one yet here you are pretending that you only posted a few times.
what are you even talking about? I'm sorry my posting my contact in contact threads upset you I guess?
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>>24655670
People on 4chan are retarded, don't worry bro.
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>>24631928
roodypj is my skype
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>>24638703
50cent#1893
hi
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thick, dark skinned black, culturally in tune, likes art, good sense of humor sexual but not crazy with it i guess, hygenic
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dark red hair and a shiny black leather, pvc or latex skirt
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him:
>lanky but also has good muscle definition
>blue green eyes regularly that changes colors with his emotions
>hair a light honey mist auburn color
>has a nose hoop but NO ear piercings
>has no body hair below his brows other than a huge 70s porn bush that accentuates his AT LEAST 6 and half inches long dick
>owns nothing but bands shirts and holy skinny jeans
>must have a confederate flag belt buckle
>sleeps on the left side of the bed
>likes SNL but not Will Ferrel movies
>is smart but stupid enough to manipulate
>will let me put my tentacle dildo up his ass
>willing to wear my name on a necklace

If you are this and nothing less please inquire
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>>24657688
I fit exactly four of those things.

Wanna make out?
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>>24657702
depends, what four?
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>>24657736
>blue green eyes regularly that changes colors with his emotions
>hair a light honey mist auburn color
>sleeps on the left side of the bed
>will let me put my tentacle dildo up his ass
>willing to wear my name on a necklace
That's 5, I missed one while I was counting. Also, if a Pantera belt buckle with the confederate flag counts, that one too.
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>>24657749
hmmmm alright lets play some tonsil hockey
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>>24657765
Cool, come over whenever

For real though I've wanted to try one of those tentacle dildos for a while, they look very fun. Especially all those little ring bumps on the underside, if I'm thinking of the same one.
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>>24649161
rugged warehouse worker (jk im fat), but fuck jeeps. i drive a silverado.

am I man enough?
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Uhhhh OK here goes

Me:
>18m WA
>6'6, fat
>built like a giant teddy bear
>brown hair, hazel eyes, white
>I like music, movies, theatre, and vidya
>memes
>open-minded
>You'll probably take a backseat to writing music not gonna lie
>full time student, part time @Subway
>living with parents until next year
>friendly but awkward at first, loud, funny, and annoying given enough time
>my feelings include sad, mad, and glad and that's it.
>I really fucking love music
I don't really do much but I'm down for pretty much anything.

Her:
>18-26
>Short or tall i don't care, but bonus points for short
>lil bony(not too much) - lil chubby(not too much)
>any race, i don't care, but bonus points for MasterRacers(XD) or asians
>Tits don't matter I'll take what I can get
>bonus points for redheads
>likes movies, theatre, music, and vidya. I don't care what kind, but has to be willing to try new stuff
>open-minded
>HAS TO LOVE MUSIC
>I like ditzy, playful girls but I'm not picky
>bonus points for memes
>can't be the jealous type
And that's it, really. Just do movies and vidya with me, cuddle/fuck/whatever with me, and just be good to me, and that would be enough.
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>>24639753
>>Shallow shit in red
>Not bad, just not acceptable for me. Also I don't think someone's ethnic background is shallow at all; it tells a story about who they are genetically and how they came to be. I like history.
really? that's why? I mean personally I have racial preferences too, black and asian girls just aren't that attractive to me, but you just care about ethnic history?
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>>24636833
>even womanlets require 6'+
>tfw 5'11.97
>JUST
seriously though, why would someone who is 9 inches taller than you be instantly disqualified while if they gained an inch they would be alright? I even remember hearing about a study that found that the most successful relationships have a 1:1.09 f to m height ratio, which would be about 5'8" for you, guess you're an outlier
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Me:
>20
>5'6", 125lbs
>Asian
>F cup
>have a few non-facial piercings, just had nips done, will probably get more
>[spoiler]virgin[/spoiler]
>student
>very into foreign languages, currently learning a few
>play vidya casually, would be willing to play whatever you want or healslut you
>always listening to music, can play a few instruments
>into sports, won't list what they are because they're very, very niche
>quiet, but can be talkative if I'm familiar with you
>touchy-feely but not into PDA
>likes drawing
>muh depression, mostly stable though
>teetotaller

Him:
>5'10"+
>older than me
>beefy build
>trimmed beard/stubble
>longer hair is nice, man buns are cute
>kinda hairy
>kind
>romantic
>goofy
>smart
>likes animals, I won't budge on this one
>into the same kinks I'm into (which mainly revolve around owning me with your dick)
>possessive
>won't get offended when I need my own quiet time
>cuddly
>open minded
>doesn't do drugs
>has ambition
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>>24658311
I'm interested in you, fit most your needs too. Kik me? Youngcaesar24
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>>24658311
Fit all but three. Whats your contact info?
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>>24631821
>>24658311
Mostly interested in talking and getting to know you, anything else regarding something more doesn't come without those first. And very curious about knowing what languages you talk, listening to you play instruments and knowing which are the niche sports.
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Ideal girl: my ex...
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>>24658311
You sound rad, and I fit literally all of those. Want to chat? Kik: seele23
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>>24658311
Hey, willing to chat. Kik me, LaserJesusBeard
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>>24621963
>I actually found a pretty good match in one of these threads
Color me surprised. You still checking this, friendo?
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>>24658311
Hey I meet anywhere between 2 - 11 of the requirements lets fuck
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>>24658311
Him:
>5'10"+
Check
>older than me
Check
>beefy build
Beefy as in fat or strong?
>trimmed beard/stubble
Not usually
>longer hair is nice, man buns are cute
Check
>kinda hairy
Check
>kind
Check
>romantic
Check
>goofy
Check
>smart
Check
>likes animals, I won't budge on this one
Check
>into the same kinks I'm into (which mainly revolve around owning me with your dick)
Check
>possessive
Check
>won't get offended when I need my own quiet time
Check
>cuddly
Check
>open minded
Check
>doesn't do drugs
Check
>has ambition
Check

Cuddle_king is my kik
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>>24620679
me
>18 f EU
>170cm tall (5'7")
>skinny, 53kg
>brown curly hair, black eyes, pale as milk
>dresses eccentrically, fits right in with anything part of the vaporwave or 80s scene
>likes plants, physics, biology and anything computer or machinery related
>attracted to people but kind of turned off by the sexual act itself. i do various things though and nobody that's been with me has complained of being unsatisfied.
>owns a cat
>has played video games all life long and not planning to stop
>planning career in database design
>obsessed with personalizing my room and house, making things my own
>never lies about self, thoughts or opinions are always direct
>kind of lacking in most social norms, basically an outcast because i'm too autistic
>plays piano
>judges people harshly based on intelligence (intelligence, not knowledge or schoolsmarts) and gets easily frustrated when disappointed regarding that
>takes pictures of things all the time
>likes metal, indie and vaporwave mostly.
>likes psychological and sci-fi films and tv shows
>between nihilism and hedonism
>curse a lot, kind of gross or savage behavior sometimes

ideally realistic guy
>older preferably but i don't care much. must be mature.
>taller but i don't mind if not, i've been with shorter guys. chubby to some but not in my standards.
>pretty smile, clean teeth, long hair maybe
>dresses homey, grunge/indie, lumberjack or metalhead style.
>isn't popular and doesn't have a very busy schedule
>is okay with not fucking
>preferably plays videogames, but it's ok if he doesn't
>likes me
>doesn't care about typical gender roles in a relationship or about being manly, nor about appearing a certain way to people
>doesn't play stupid social games like 'ill wait before i text her' and is honest and direct at all times
>intelligent, can discuss about anything and understands the deeper use of words, puts thought into his sentences and pays attention to details. likes sciences or is an engineer.
>likes nature.
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>>24659611
I like your description of yourself.
And I sort of fit your description.

I'm not looking for a long distance relationship, though.
We can be friends, if you're interested.
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>>24659642
i guess skype me @ oranjadaa
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>>24658666
This hits me too close to home
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>>24658666
oh shit nigga
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>>24658666
>>24659661

>tfw my gf is about to become my ex

She just keeps fading away.
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>>24630868
Legion9980 kik
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>>24659674
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Stay strong.
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>>24659698

Nothing I do works. We are in this weird limbo state where we are and are not together. It is Schrodingers relationship
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>>24659714
i suggest letting it go if it already feels stressful to even think of her.
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>>24658666
>post in these threads secretly hoping ex will respond
>tfw it's been 4 years since we broke up
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>>24623313
please tell me you have skype ;-;
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>>24623787
kik? :> and how old are you?
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>>24659836
What's your description of yourself and your ideal?
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>>24638874
Visst! Skype: [email protected]
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>>24659917
Inget resultat...? Adda mig: eskimo-b0b
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>>24627211
Kek I like how thats mostly everything about my personality from my glasses to my decently good natural odor

But alas I am a skitskin so all well
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>>24649161
>can actually hump rhythmically
Wow, I didn't knew I need this in my skillset.
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>>24659611
I think we can be friends.
What contact options do you have?
Just tell me which and i´ll share mine.
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>>24660342
Every male who intends to ever have sex needs this in his skill set.
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>>24660370
Bonus points for funky rhythms? Saxophonist asking.
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>>24658311
>has goatee and short hair

Other than that, I meet what you're looking for
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>>24659611

If only you were 5-6 years older...
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>>24660399
The rhythms must always be funky.
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>>24658311
>Same age
>Blonde hair don't stubble
>Beefy
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>>24658311
Let's talk about languages and music and sports and drawing and stuff!
kik: muskedunder
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>>24627288
Taken. Back off.
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>Me
>5'10 Beefy Build
>Pretty ok intelligence
>Fucking stellar at academics for some reason
>Pretty nice build

Her
>Pale
> <5'8
>Pretty skinny don't really care about bust or butt
>Qt face
>Big eyes
>Black Hair
>Shy
>Someone I can cuddle and caress
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me :
>27/M/europe
>game dev
>dark messy hair, glasses, big nose. i look sleepy
>pretty much average everything
>frighteningly easy-going
>stay indoors 24/7 but also love to hang out with someone in nature
>i've memorized like 38% of wikipedia (no not really but you know the type)
>interests include words, species, bunnies and hot sauce
>i make neat things i suppose ?
>love all animals, very positive outlook on life, optimist/realist
>definite oddball but mentally balanced
>i kinda do my own thing

her :
>around my age, anywhere desu
>makes cool things and/or into some rad academic stuff
>gets excited talking about the cool things she makes or the rad academic stuff she knows
>listens to me ranting about my stuff too
>hates puns as much as i love making them
>kind, understanding !
>loves all animals, very positive outlook on life, optimist/realist maybe ?
>definite oddball but hopefully possibly mentally balanced ? look dude i don't tell you how to do your job
>kinda does her own thing
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dream girl:
- loves me
- into weird stuff
- good music taste and aesthetic
- literate
- appreciate me

dream guy:
- not masc
- loves me
- good music taste
- is nice but not a fedora nice guy
- isn't pushy
- has things in common

Me:
- mental
- good music taste
- literate
- human filth
- sadly a Man (wish i wasnt)
- sadly Alive ,
kik: limewired
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>>24661630
age? contact?
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>>24650101

I think you need a better Hot/Crazy matrix, anon.
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>>24658311

>very very niche

Wow, [spoiler]is it pro rasslin?[/spoiler]
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>>24622508
Pls love me someone ;_;
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me: nerdy, eccentric, newly discovered mtf, emotional, child-like, sarcastic, quiet

dream grill:
- assertive, slightly dominant
- tomboy and/or rocker girl in clothing/attitude
- above average sex drive, open to experiment
- sarcastic and dark sense of humor
- gives and receives affection through touch
- helps me explore girly stuff, treats me like a girl on occasion
- finds my nerdyness cute
- aggressive in demanding sex, enjoys gently forcing herself onto me
- suprise intimate cuddling out of nowhere

She wears jeans, has a jacket with no bra that only just covers her pierced fake boobs. Probably blonde (because for some reason all of the girls who come close to this are blonde) with a grungey hipstery badbitchy fashion sense. Smokes on occasion, drinks frequently and routinely takes me on shopping trips to spencers. Despite her behavior, she truly adores holding onto someone so eccentric and emotional.

Wow great. Now I'm all lonely and needy now. Screw you /soc/ :x
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i`m from Holland and will only talk dutch
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25/M
180cm ~160 lbs hasn't changed much in 7 years
shoulder length THICK dark brown hair
Former navy electrician, now work on cell towers
Average 70+ hours of work/week so generally pretty hungry/lazy once home
Have owned two dogs, one cat, prefer the cat
Slow cookers are the best invention ever
Breakfast is favorite meal of the day
Drink socially/ smoke&drug free
Love/hate cuddling due to being a human heater....seriously, i sleep naked with no blankets with the thermostat at 64
ALWAYS have music on in the background when possible, helps the time go by especially working about the only things i don't listen to are rap and classical, the latter puts me to
sleep
Like the occasional dinner date/get out of the house once or twice a week even if its just a cruise to see something we heard about
EXTREMELY slow to anger/ very accepting
very quiet and patient/introverted but very empathetic and willing to go out of my way for people close to me

Her
+-6 years of me
Voluptuous spankable ass, suckable tits, and cuddly/rubbable tummy
Ok with early mornings and late nights
Interested in science/D&D/Sci-fi books and games
loves cooking/baking
loves cuddling/chilling

kik:AedanY0ung
skype:d3m0n_514y3r
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Dream girl

>5'4 - 5'10
>17 - 27
>local (England)
>6/10 or above
>was molested or abused as a kid (don't judge. I was abused)
>will kill normies with me
>>
Me :
>M 21 Fr
>6-7/10 long hair bit chubby with some muscles 183cm 75-80kg
>Always tired with short bursts of hyperactivity
>IT degree, now student sound technician
>Music, cinema, rock climbing, DIY
>Not a social retard but I have this special aura which makes people treat me like shit
>5 ex GFs including one (1) decent human being

Her
>Decent human being

I'm reducing my standards every month with every rejection. I have dozens of female friends and not a single one accepts to see me alone.

I only hang on because everything else in my life is cool as fuck.
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>Her:
5'2"-5'8" or 6'2"+
Thick but muscular build
Preferably white, but asian would do
Long hair, preferably wavy or straight, or straightens it if frizzy, color is mostly irrelevant (haven't run into a color I opposed yet)
Conservative and family-oriented, not so far as to be chaste and prudish, but avoids excessive drugs and alcohol, nightclub scenes and hookup cultures, wants to be a mother someday
has had less than four boyfriends she's had sex with before me, two is ideal (pair-bonding concerns and all)
Ideally into science fiction, toy collections (lego, TFs), and/or video games but at least is respectful of her partner's interest in them and not about to uproot it all for life-sorting or whatever
Thrifty, smart with her money
Exercises daily, friendly and encouraging to go train and work out together, has some level of interest in shaping her boyfriend to a certain physical ideal through positive reinforcement, so she can get adorably embarrassed when her plans get revealed
Likes to day hike or bike in the country
Warm supportive personality
Submissive and kinky
Would go to comic conventions dressed up together to have furious sex in the hotels in-costume, like pic related, without much fuss
Wants lots and lots and lots of sex, as much as possible, every day, so a pill and plans are necessary, none of this 'I'm tired' she needs a strong sex drive to keep up

>Me:
The awkward chubby solitary man who'd wife the shit out of a girl like that
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>>24649414
I must be doing something wrong.
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>>24659207
yes
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>>24659207
Since thread is near max, My skype is cynillys if you end up not getting a chance to reply.
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I would love to talk with you, I fit everything you just described. Especially the not fucking and the nature bit
kik is fuits
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>>24665565
forgot to quote, fuck
>>24659611
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>>24624675
If you ever come back senpai, please be a sad boy :')
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>>24639537
>>24652394
omg please come back. )):
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>>24633297
I think I fit that well
>Midwest
Same
>male
check
>not obese
I'm not the most in shape but I am nowhere near a ham-planet
>weebish
I love me some animu
[spoiler]You'd love Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni[/spoiler]
>willing to watch horror movies with me
Check
>plays vidyas with me and introduces me to new vidyas
Probably check
>able to cook is a plus
I'm ok at cooking, I like doing it though
>understanding of health issues
Depends on the issues honestly. That's kind of vague.
>cuddly
Check
>honest
Check
>not quick to get angry, level headed
I'm pretty level headed and lean towards pragmatism.
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>>24633297
>>24666577
forgot my skype: fiercedeity69
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>>24623477
I feel like this has to be a troll post
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Me:
>19 Male
>6'1, 180-90lbs
>College, currently dependent
>maybe kind smart
>not very chubby, but soft (working on it)
>brown hair, brown eyes, pale
>Idk, slight southern accent i guess (sounds normal to me)
>Likes vidya, anime, drawing (badly), and writing
>loves ghibli movies, sci-fi, bad jokes (subjectively, and topic wise, i.e., /pol)
>Love/hate sleep, insomniac, would sleep all weekend if i had gf to cuddle up with
>slightly neurotic, i try to not let it bother me
>committed, loyal
>clumsy, loses stuff, even if i'm holding it
>I'm stupid sometimes
>Fine as long as I have a few buds and pals (or a lady friend) around
>Will worship for affection
>Little hedonistic (not hedonism bot)
>try to be healthy, but not a lot of money

dream girl:
>18 to 25 (don't wanna have to much of a head start on me)
>preferably shorter than me
>likes games, anime, a little artsy stuff, and hopefully me
>loves cutesy couple stuff, i have no personal space
>(mentally) mature (not granny)
>doesn't need to be a genius, but should at least be maybe kinda smart
>will tell me if i'm wrong, but won't lord it over me forever
>trusting, won't think i'm blowing a dude if i don't reply in half a second
>likes sex (but only after we've been together for a while)
>looking for long term relationship
>knows how to tease (lazy ex. "you're such a lard") without being vindictive
>won't get triggered if i say something dumb
>can make me laugh (not really hard to do)
>homebody
>willing to experiment (maybe drugs, sex stuff), but won't go Frankenstein (krokodil, anything "rusty")
>not a twig, but i'd like if they weren't chubbier than me
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>>24666933
If you want to chat on skype or discord, email me
[email protected]
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>>24665424
>>24665351
Sent you a request, my username is ProwlingLeather.
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