Assumptions thread

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Watches anime.

>>24619559
Smoked exactly 2 cigarettes

>>24619562
I actually used to smoke between ages 14 and 19.

I'm surprised I didn't stunt my growth.

>>24619559
Jay and Silent Bob?

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>>24619550
Half committed to the goofy expression due to deep seated insecurity.

>>24619559
Has a tendency to take long walks to contemplate life's mysteries.

>>24619568
What did you mean by this
>>24619577
I actually enjoy that a lot mate.

I assume the same about you. I'm kind of lucky to live by the sea.

>>24619577
No
Idk but try waxing that unibrow it's raised where it's connected in the middle

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>>24619550
has 5000 friends on fb
>>24619559
trolls /fa/
>>24619577
owns a tobacco pipe

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>>24619550
Teen.

>>24619559
Knows more about twilight than he should.

>>24619577
Nice enough guy but gets called a tool behind his back.

>>24619550
Enjoys oral. Also swallows.

>>24619592
300;
Shops at AF and hides it

>>24619606
>2012+4
>shopping at the mall

>>24619632
>paying for shipping to your bfe town

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>>24619550
only has this one weird picture
>>24619559
All I can think of now is old school movie bully
>>24619577
Likes taking too many pics of pets
>>24619592
into some nerdier shit but doesnt tell anyone

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>>24619645
Dad drives taxi

>>24619595
no assumptions but nice beard man

>>24619774
Thx

>>24619550
You're a stroke victim

>>24619559
Has poor relationship with father

>>24619577
Insecure about manliness and/or pretentious

>>24619592
Can't keep a girlfriend because you're a closet homosexual

>>24619595
Fat gf

>>24619645
Hangs out with white people only

>>24619657
Librarian

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>>24619645
plays a lot of smash bros
>>24619657
stem major
>>24619595
loves online discussions
>>24619577
only charming when drunk

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>>24619550
Pretty enough that you're not afraid to seek attention. Not pretty enough to not need to.

>>24619559
School shooter

>>24619577
Liberal

>>24619592
Goes to gym often and never makes and gainz

>>24619595
Voted for Trump, doesn't tell his girlfriend

>>24619645
Very uncomfortable with human relationships. Maybe a rapist some day.

>>24619657
You look actual smart, not ifls smart.

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>>24619550
Waittress
>>24619559
doesnt get along w/ parents
>>24619577
james franco in disguise
>>24619592
hides real personality from friends
>>24619595
big into warhammer
>>24619645
smokes weed
>>24619657
engineer
>>24619856
homeless
>>24619863
bored

>>24619863
That's what u think ;)
>>24619879
Loves table tennis and the color green

>>24619645
Chess club in hs.

>>24619657
Insecure as fuck.

>>24619856
Desperately wants a haircut but lacks th motivation.

>>24619863
Edgelord. Future an hero.

>>24619879
Genuinely can not tolerate people.

>>24619894
Why am I insecure lol?

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>>24619879
Spends alot of time at home
>>24619863
Depressed intellectual
>>24619856
Drugs and alcohol, man!
>>24619657
Gay or good fashion sense

>>24619894
thanx

>>24619863
oh

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>>24619550

>>24619900
Look like you take alright care of yourself. Balding. Big glasses. I assumed.

>>24619856
PCP at frat parties

>>24619879
Hufflepuff

>>24619886
Yeah that's why I said it

>>24619907
memelord also plays mtg

>>24619912
I think you deserve a more positive one: You look upper middle class. Like you're gonna be a lawyer or something.

>>24619915
Football, drugs, is nice. You're too normal for this website.

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>>24619550
Loves chicken nuggets
>>24619559
Is a misogynist
>>24619592
Total fuckboy
>>24619645
Really nice guy

>>24619879
>>24619863
>>24619645
true

>>24619577
You look like James Franco fucked Sargon of Akkad

>>24619559
Faggot
>>24619577
Closet faggot
>>24619592
Always carries a bomb to kill the kuffar
>>24619595
Molests kids
>>24619645
Never met with his dad
>>24619657
Uses a toothpick to clean his chin
>>24619863
His mother beats him everyday
>>24619907
Likes to take multiple dicks up his ass
>>24619915
Always has this dumb look

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I'm not good at it, so I just let you do the thang

>>24621524
Mr. Breadface loves to get punched while sucking dicks

>>24621530
I'm pretty sure you meant your dad

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>>24621550
Femnist
>>24621524
Grew up with abusive parents
>>24619963
You're generally a happy guy, but you're always trying to blend in with others, what kinda comes off as a beta
>>24619915
You watch anime, but you don't like to talk about it with your friends in the vicinity
>>24619907
You have homosexual thoughts
>>24619879
You had insecurities because of your big head
>>24619863
You are not enjoying life at its fullest, so you play vidya all day at home
>>24619856
You are a art student who has quite a social life
>>24619657
When you lost your hair at a early age, you felt fucked up, but you live with it trying not to think about it, even though it haunts you from time to time.
>>24619645
You lost your virginity at a young age
>>24619592
You try to hide things that you do from your parents. E.g: drinking, smoking and fucking
>>24619577
You are living quite decent
>>24619550
You are a woman who goes to the club every week and have sex from time to time, even though you want to marry and live the family life.

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>>24619550
5' 4" and an absolute psycho. But great fun and can seriously hold her drink

>>24621663
>>24621530