/r9k/ robot hookup thread

lonely male seeking steam gf please respond
i'm too poor to buy u games i will instead shower you with attention

>>24617493
I'm a guy who hates everyone.

I'm looking for a guy who hates everyone. And isn't a fat, ugly drug addict.

fat ugly neet loser with a small dick in the middle of nowhere seeking gf, no requirements needed other than 2 x chromosomes

I'm also tall and have a good sense of humor

Trap seeking robot girlfriend here.

Or just someone who wants to talk about clothes or play vidya

There's literally 4:1 ratio statistic of men to women that I just made up on the spot. I doubt a single person will hook up.

>>24617495

are you gay or are you looking for someone to ruminate depression together?

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>>24617499
Looking for someone to enact Zero Ningen Plan with.

>>24617500

I have never watched Dragonball Z. I haven't seen a single anime in about 8 months. What I do is play runescape, other video games, and read nonfiction stuff about any subject.

>>24617501
Omg lol I probably already know you.

Gay 18 in cali help pls

>>24617502

We could rekindle the friendship.

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>>24617501
fuck are u me?

New rule
No fags allowed

>>24617504
Nope isn't you. We already talk (rarely).

What part of cali
Murrieta here

>>24617505

We could be partners in crime.

>>24617507

My real name starts with an A.

>>24617509
rs3 or osrs? originally

>>24617509
Not him. Not as far as I know. Unless I REALLY don't know how to spell it.

>>24617510

rs3. I've been playing for 10 years.

>>24617511

It's simple so I'm not him.

>>24617495
I'm also a guy who hates everyone. I'm not a drug addict or fat but I do enjoy weed whenever I have the time for getting high. I like nature and music and lifting a lot. I also have depression and am a manlet. Let me know if you're interested

>>24617497
I'm into traps! I described myself above for that other guy but let me know if you're interested. Are you cute?

>>24617512
osrs here i guess it was never meant to be

>>24617513
>weed
Weed is a drug you fucking degenerate.

>>24617513
>>24617497
Didn't read you said girlfriend, not boyfriend. Sorry!

>>24617514

I really don't care with people playing with me. Just someone to share articles, debate anything rationally, and be willing to admit when they're wrong like me.

>>24617515
Yeah but I'm not addicted, I smoke maybe once a week when I go for a hike. I'm also very capable to function normally while high. I went to thanksgiving pretty stoned so I would be nicer to my family

>>24617493
Already have a fembot GF but i'd be willing to have another one on the side if any fembot is interested.

Cute NEET boy. 18.

>>24617519
Fucking faggot, you don't deserve your gf. You may be cute but your personality isn't, cheater

>>24617518
Drugs are for filthy degenerates.

>>24617508
Fuck off raegan

>>24617521
If you say so. I guess we're just not meant to be then

>>24617520
its an online thing so i dont think it matters. I like having online gfs though its fun to play vidya and watch movies and stuff together.

>>24617517
i'm a guy anyway

>>24617524
Stupid normie. Maybe your roastie gf loves and cares about you? Cheating in an online relationship is just as bad. I fucking hate roasties but cheaters are worse

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>>24617519
>18
>has gf
>on /r9k

>>24617525

I haven't spoken anyone in real life in 2 years. All I want is my ideas to be heard.

>>24617493
I've clicked /soc/ it seems

Any los angeles robots?

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>>24617493
Moving to Phoenix next month, any robot chicks looking for a cute guy with neetbux to spend on dates? I can do romantic things like ice skating, but I can also slap you around if you're into that

Houston texas or any of its adjacent cities.

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>>24617500
BRAKKU! ZAMASU!

5/10 robot girl (girl), single and can kinda hold a conversation, post contact info

>>24617534
[email protected]
yes this my email

>>24617534
>girl (girl)
Kek, don't respond to this faggot >>24617535, send me an email to [email protected], yes this is my throwaway email.

>>24617534
My skype is snnd100

This is not an original post

>>24617493
2/10 aboriginal girl (girl), single since birth and can kinda hold a conversation, post contact info

>>24617534
What are your methods of contact? Anything outside of e-mails?

>>24617533
Zamasu only lost because of (ironically not literally) deus ex machina.

>>24617534
>>24617535
>>24617536
>>24617537
>>24617539
lmao this is so fucking sad holy shit

4/10 bi-scum back girl robo. I don't play vidya much (besides league of legends), but I do watch animu an welcome to playing anything you want.

I'm shy and can hardly carry conversation but pls someone love me.

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>>24617540
The true God, get fucked Zamascuck

>>24617536
my actual email is worse

>>24617541
People are lonely, wtf do you expect.

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Anyone in southern Ontario? Slim fit white dude here.

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>>24617535
>>24617536
as an attention whore fembot i don't use email to communicate

>>24617528
>>24617517
>>24617514
>>24617512
>>24617509
>>24617501
>>24617499

I'm this guy. Anyone is free to speak to me: [email protected]

>>24617541
I've made a point of it to use any opportunity to ask any girl, trap, or boy to date me that I get. Also, reee normie etc

>>24617541
I'd rather talk to a girl than a guy. Most girls don't sperg the fuck out after 10 seconds of adding someone and then removing them after a moment of silence.

I'm kind of done trying to be bros with people on this website. The autism is too aggravating to deal with.

>>24617542
But I don't want a black gf. I want all blacks deported

>>24617543
>Zenoh
>Lunatic sociopath who destroys universes because he feels irritated
>Good guy

>Zamasu
>Wants to repair the damage mortals cause to creation and is righteously angry the Kaioshin do nothing about it
>Bad guy
Pleb logic.

>>24617544
My email is my name, because unlike this post, I am not original. Which is in some ways worse, if we are competing for self loathing points here.

>>24617547
That's alright, skype work?

>>24617553
yeah drop it here
originoli

>>24617550
This is not true. I've added lots of robots on skype and held conversations with em. The one girl I added blocked me

>>24617554
[email protected]

Or Jon Dow, not sure what they use to contact people on skype.

>>24617554
Welp fuck it.
My skype is sanjuro21, the profile picture is a rabbit

>>24617534

don listn too her she borke my hart !

>>24617555
I don't know, I've never had the problem with the females. Often times with the females just stop responding over time or I get bored with them.

All the guys end up sperging out and removing me out of the blue because I do something else for 15 minutes.

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>>24617557
can't find it anon

ITT: Fembots get gamed on by /soc/ cross-boarders.

hookup threads are always EPIC.

>>24617559
Hmm. Well, I'm a guy but I promise I won't delete you after 10 seconds. What's your Skype?

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>>24617546
Just wanted to say that yes, there are bots in southern Ontario. I'm much too anxious to talk with you personally, but I wish you luck.

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I'm a 24 year old kissless virgin male from New Jersey looking for a biologically female, not fat, virgin girlfriend. I want a relationship like something out of a visual novel. Cutesy, sweet, loving, could easily end in marriage, that kind of thing. Bonus points if you're conservative, a geek, white or Asian, and are okay with playing a good amount of vidya together.
Kik is jmfit01.

Any girl bots in Columbia South Carolina who go to USC. I'd fuck any of y'all DESU

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>>24617561
This desu. Fucking normans keep coming here to prey on our women, REEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm a 26 year old guy living in Mexico, live on my own, would love some new friends, specially girls. Open to guys but you must be cute.

contact: [email protected]

>>24617560
Try 'Trash Pizza' then.

>>24617567
SmeIIy dumb beaner skum

i'm living in western massachusetts right now, but my company is moving to boston next year, so i'll be living in a big city for the first time then.

I'm turning 24 in january, straight white male. Anyone in my state wanna make a friend?

me:

>20
>male
>straight
>virginia (434, can drive though)
>interests: anime (esp. jojo's), vidya, college basketball, tv shows and movies, game of thrones included

just looking for robot girlfriend to do cutesy things with and talk to about things and whatever.


kik is yikyaktopkik

>>24617563
If that's how you feel my man. Thanks for letting me know there are bots here though.

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>>24617542
please love me senpai, i need it.

>>24617573
Love you. Have a great life lul

>30/m/OH
>Full-time Wizard currently studying the magics in my parents basement
>Enjoys video games, anime, and other manchild activities

Email - [email protected]

>>24617568
doesn't work
originalzies

>>24617576
Welp, no idea. Everyone has always found me based on those two searches. Either you're just some anon fucking with me, or I don't know.

Unless you typoed either of the names. That or drop yours so I can find you.

she just needs to live in oregon, LDRs suck, that's all I ask

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>>24617566
you're never going to prey on them unless you give them contact details tho

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I just want a friend to cook with , watch movies, or smoke weed

boy/girl/gay/trap

I don't care, just be nice and live in the Greater Toronto Area

M/22/Brampton
On second thought....no traps

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posting bf application:

>23, white, 6'0 skeleton build
>MS in applied physics, employed engineer
>socially retarded and all I do is work and play video games

REPLY ASAP

I would like a fembot girlfriend for online romancing. We will play online games together and be a cute couple that makes people jealous. We will get sexual over texts or skype and help get each other off, or you she can just watch me stroking it to her. We will sync our anime and netflix to watch shows together. And we will spend our time together, goofing off and having a wonderful time being in love.

Are you out there for me, dearest fembot?

23/M

Video games and Anime pretty much

Want a girl with steam to play games with

>20/m/Kitchener, ont
>Play all video games and watch anime, sometimes read and go to the gym

Girls or maybe girly traps/trans(im curious)

skype: skeletonguy2

>21/M/Michigan
>Writer and publisher (I can get your crappy paranormal romance novel translated into Chinese if you be my girlfriend pls.)
>Spend most of my time reading and writing, but I like typical robot shit like anime and video games too.
>Interested in any fembot who lives in the Midwest.

Email: [email protected]

>>24617542
What's your summoner name gurl? maybe I'll add you and we can play together

If you live in Sydney Aus and you're lookin for a chill guy, shoot an email to [email protected]

18/M southern southern California 5/10. As long as you're a living breathing actual girl.

>>24617585
Are you chinese? Or not?

>>24617493

I'm white cute and got a legitimate 9 incher to top it off. My personality is garbage but I'll make up for it with great sex all day
Reply with info

>>24617589
No, I'm white. But I speak some Mandarin and do writing and translating business with Chinese sometimes.

>>24617591
Oh so you're an inspiring sexpat :) Nice

I'm in Calgary, I just want to make some friends, male or female, doesn't matter.

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>tfw just want to talk with a robot that's sane and has their shit together
>still haven't found one

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I don't know about you guys but I already have a green friend, PS you guys really should try stealing bodies it's hell of fun.

>>24617592
Not yet. :) I've studied Mandarin for over 3 years, but I won't be going to China for my first time until June.

>>24617594
I am sane and have my shit together, contact info?

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>>24617500
I want to fuck Zamasu. I'm not even gay before this.

Anyone around northern Alabama? ;-; I'll drive far I have a car

18 year old schizophrenic NEET
Music fanatic and I enjoy talking.

>>24617571
>434
Where did you go to high school brother. I went to rustburg

>>24617594
>has their shit together

That's called a normie

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19 y/o American living in Japan. Any fembots living close to Yokosuka, Yokohama or Tokyo?

>>24617508
OH man! Never thought I'd hear from someone in my town. I'm near MV

>tfw the chances of finding a cute robot gf that lives anywhere close to my location is close to 0

Who /604/ here?

oregano

any traps or grils in the bris area hmu

>>24617564
>not fat

buddy that shipped sailed after you failed to lose your virginity at age 16.

I'm 6'1, male, white, blonde, and am decent at cooking
Anyone in Eastern WA?

>>24617493
>20 posters
>18 of them are dudes
>2 are pretending to be femanons

You guys will never find a gf here

Any weirdo interesting boys or girls around.

>>24617493
18yo soon-to-become robot whose probably gonna kill himself in a few days. I don't care who you are I just want to be able to talk to a grill on my last days.

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>f3
>europe
>0 results
Okay then.

>>24617538
In Aus? What state

Fuck off to /soc/ normies. Christ you guys are beyond pathetic.

>>24617546
Ayyyyyy. Where at in Southern Ontario? You like one of those "London is Southern Ontario" fags, or are you a true Southern bot

21 y.o, female, live in anchorage

>>24617580
Fug. I'm from Windsor but that sounds fun. No homo.

>>24617497
SWEDEN
W
E
D
E
N

need me a lesso romance with a trap NOW

>>24617619
>need me a lesso romance with a trap NOW
Please post contact info

>>24617596
I can't wait to go to China and SK to fuck easy asian sluts. Feels good

>>24617620
skype: mouoshimaida

>>24617622
>666
good
Jk though i'm not a trap, i just want a gf to turn me into one and fuck my bp

i just want friends i find men super duper uunnatractive unless traps

f/18/sweden, i have no friends irl here my only one lives like 14 hours away please please please someone contact me
im schizo and currently off my meds so i might be unwelcoming but i want to try this atleast
reply with contact info please!!

>>24617623
would u get on hrt?

>>24617624
oh ill also be in jail by next febuary so i wont be able to know you for long but if you want a short term friendship please contact me

>>24617625
>would u get on hrt?
Nah probably not senpai it's just a fetish

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>>24617619
>>24617624
Why are here so many swedens.
Where's the south european love.
Why the southern you go the normier they get.
I'm pissed.

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>>24617534
[email protected]
Pls b reel

>>24617626
>oh ill also be in jail by next febuary so i wont be able to know you for long but if you want a short term friendship please contact me
Why are you going to jail?

>>24617630
post contact info and ill discuss

>>24617631
Alright I'm curious, skype is [email protected]

>>24617624
Do you at least play vidya or watch anime? There's no point in adding someone when there's absolutely nothing to actually talk about

>>24617633
i play mtg, alot of fallout and mount and blade and really like nichijou, i mostly listen to music though watching stuff drains me

>>24617606
Me but we are both men.

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>>24617626
>Tfw you're so nosey you want to know why but too beta to start a conversation.

>>24617636
delusion made me steal a waterpipe and the fist of law punched me back into place

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Any /804/ grills here?

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>>24617637
Oh god, You're too kind with me anon, thanks!

I hope the best for you!
Be safe please!

i want a half black qt gf

>>24617637
wtf, do you not have a good lawyer? your schizo should exempt you from jail

>>24617641
it was too cordinated to be seen as a mentally ill action according to my lawyer, but im trying to be put in a ward.
its hard since im a repeat offender

>>24617642
>Peole actually having interesting life on /r9k/
Goodspeed anon. You seem one of those person I would like to hear their paths and stories.

>>24617642
>according to my lawyer

your lawyer is really bad and probably doesn't want to bother with you and just get money

you should get a new one and appeal, anon

I'm sorry this happened to you

>>24617498
That is too high anon, from my detailed research it's closer to 1:0

>>24617581
are you gay or straight senpai

I just want another girl to be friends with. I like cooking, seasonal & interior decorating, gardening, 3DS and N64 games on the WiiU. I want a friend to talk to about girly things like fashion and skincare and help each other improve ourselves. No I don't want to look on /soc/ because I don't want friends who post nudes online for fap fodder because I'll just end up looking down on them. But here I've only met catfish pretending to be girls. Please don't catfish me...

>>24617647
> I want a friend to talk to about girly things like fashion and skincare and help each other improve ourselves.

>be boy.
>be degenerate.
>Wants the same things.

There's no redemption for the ones like me, is there?

>>24617542

What's your league name, and where are you located?

buying gf 100gp


I like music, TV, video games and playing pool. I've got schizophrenia which is really sucky but manageable :) reply with contact info if you wanna talk :D

Any qts /510/ here?

>>24617647
You up for chatting to a couple , she's god like with makeup and I'm the cook.
We're pretty coo'

>>24617534
Kik: LevBronstein

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>A/S/L
28/M/US
>Height
5'8"
>Body Type / Weight
128
>General Interest
/a/, /co/, /mu/, /tv/, /vr/
>Sexuality
Bisexual
>What you're looking for?
Learn Russian.
>Contact Info
Skype:
improdelta

>>24617648
Hey I'm a guy and I appreciate that plenty. I'm not like, super knowledgeable about it, but I appreciate it.

>A/S/L
18/F/US
>Height
5'6"
>Weight
115
>Boards
/int/, /fit/, /adv/, sometimes /r9k/ (for dank memes)
>Sexuality
Straight
>What you're looking for?
Cute smart robots

Reply if interested

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I'll just leave contact info and see what happens.
skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane

>>24618884
what state

>>24618884
>Cute smart robots
pick two

>>24618884
Inb4 12 replies

Can you be more specific what you are looking for

So what exactly is a "robot"?

>>24618898
CA
>>24618901
Okay, smart robot then c:
>>24618903
Friends/potential bf to enjoy music, films, deep conversations, and various fun things with
Pls like shy grills

>>24618948
>shitcoast

leave roasty

>>24618948
>CA

Nice desu. Well I'll give it a try.
Kik work? Kik:finitenight

I'm tall, assertive, dominant, maybe like a 5 or 6 in looks, and funny. I have an ok paying job that I can move up in with experience, so I'm not worried about money in the future. I have my own shitty car and my own shitty apartment but it's something and at least I'm independent. I just want a qt gf who will be loyal and who won't just try to use me for money and free shit. I am from Kentucky but long distance is fine.

>>24618884
I probably won't meet your standards for physical attractiveness but I like to have deep conversations and watch movies too if you wanna be friends c:

>>24618884
I'll bite. Skype is jiggaboots

>>24617617
Tell me about you

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18/m here

im looking for a young girl/feminine guy to kik with, preferably one willing to listen and telling, im happy to help with any emotional issues, its my passion just like loving someone

dont need physical contact so it can be long distance if you want

i just need someone

kik: pollobodoke

pic unrelated but i like that movie


>>24618934
in 4chan , a robot usually means a person who browses /r9k/ or has the general r9k attitude

26/m/Philly
I am an autismo who specializes in old shit and its preservation. Not attractive. Not happy. Birds are a major part of my life, along with various /tg/ stuff. Everyone says I have a good sense of humor and I work very hard to help people out.

Looking for greasy Tomoko-type who hates going outside or being alone. Kik is mrdespair 1990 (I no longer use skype it's getting pretty retarded). I look forward to the total lack of responses and my waiting all night for them.

>>24618994
There shouldn't be a space in my contact info drrrr.

23m Georgia. 6', average-ish looking, like music and books a lot, learning German/Russian/Spanish, still in college because I was indecisive as fug. Just a quick overview, anything else you want to know, hmu.

Not looking for a Life Partner, just a qt [spoiler]girl[/spoiler] to cuddle and do fun shit with, honestly.

im a guy looking for a girl, based in
W A L E S
A
L
E
S
im tall, skinny, funny, outgoing, confident, musical, have a dark sesne of humour and generally love life.

looking for a short-ish girl with brown hair and soft/round face (cute looking) with a warm personality
Not expecting a reply but hey, got nothing to lose by trying, lel.

>>24619071
OH! I love the welsh accent!
I'm from norcal but if you would want to just talk that would be sweet!

>A/S/L
23/M/Norway
>Height
175cm ~
>Body Type / Weight
75kg~
>General Interest
/diy/, /o/, /int/ /v/, /sci/, /lit/, /x/, /pol/
more or less in that order
>Sexuality
heterosexual
>What you're looking for?
Friendship, relationship, study partner (math, languages). Maybe travel partner?
>Contact Info
Kik: Hansaborg

>>24618884
>>24618948
I'm interested so I replied. What means of contact do you have?

7/10 cyborg robot seeking eternal companionship.
(I'm totes a 10 just being modest)

>A/S/L
21/M/Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh/currently Indiana)
>Height
~6'
>Body Type / Weight
Skinny athletic/average - ~140-150lbs (I'm starving)
>General Interest
vidya but rarely playing now a days, anime, /x/, reefer
>Sexuality
Straight, questionably bi for qt traps (like really fucking beautiful traps)
>What you're looking for?
Talking (I suck at this)? Romance? Someone to cuddle with is ideal.
>Contact Info
Kik: dreadlocksamson (I don't have dreads)

>>24618884
Hello I'm interested

>>24619140
Dis me

>>24619085
Can you say a bit more about you?
Are you interested only in Norwegians?

>>24619149
Anything in particular or?
Friendly and outgoing but a little bit shy, most interests are pertaining to boards listed, got an awful sense of humor that often revolves around puns.

Doesn't matter what corner of the world you're from.

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Wow wtf is this. I'm a 22 year neet virgin boy, but fuck im nowhere near as bad as you fucks. This is the most autistic thread I've fucking seen. Lol kys.

I hate kik. But kik me at: snailmail.

I'm only looking for my perfect qt, or pretty close. Must be A. close. Like cosplay/anime/lolita. Doesn't do drugs or drink heavily. Loyal and is looking for a serious relationship. Someone is smart caring and respectful and all around proper. Kind of hard to describe the ideal girl.

Idc if a bit crazy, that might be a plus, we all are etc.

Oh if it doesn't work send me a message

>>24619211
>puns
Yes good
Also p-pls speak Norwegian?

>>24619215
>This is the most autistic thread I've fucking seen
>But kik me

stop hating and just try to find love like everyone else here

>>24618884
im britbong (18/m), but if your down just to chat about stuff (I'd love to have someone to talk about music/films with (e.g. we watch films "together", and talk about them when we're both finished)

if your interested too, any contact deets?

>>24619650
Yawn* i'll do what i want kiddo.

>>24619375
w4bbit kik

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>A/S/L
23/M/Sweden
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Text / Mic / Cam
Sure!
>Music as of late
Yura Yura Teikoku, Frank Zappa, Cibo Matto, Television, Marvin Gaye, Frank Ocean, Limited Express, Shabazz Palaces, Nisennenmondai, Dinosaur Jr., Parappa the Rapper
>Movies as of late
None :'-(
>TV Shows as of late
^ :'-(
>Books as of late
Random Japanese short stories by people like Taeko Kono and Osamu Dazai, Screenplay (I don't write), An Actor Prepares (I don't act)
>Vidya as of late
I think the last time I played something was OW open beta? I have periods of playing a lot of stuff, though I have w e i r d tastes so don't put your eggs in this basket.
>Interests
Running, clothing, dumb jokes, great jokes. I have an interest in everything I listed above as well of course. I like anything creative, and am drawn to creative types. Not that I possess any particular talents myself -- you learn to appreciate heat when you're freezing. Does that make me a waste of your time; a parasite? Let's find out!!
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
I'll try em!
>What languages do you speak?
Swedish, English, Japanese
>Pic
Sure! But let's show one another
>Contact Info
eskimo-b0b

>>24620119
>Cibo Matto
>Television
>Dinosaur Jr.
>Parappa the Rapper

nice

you seem like a qt, anon!

19/F/Michigan
Im a literal robot.
I dont really have interests but if you wanna talk about yours, i'm game.

>>24617600
>>24617612
I enjoy listening, contact info?

>>24617640
Does it matter what the other half is

>>24620330
23 m michigan. kik me? onyourface9

>>24620330
UUUU5991

>>24618843
I didn't know trotsky hung out on /soc/

>>24617575
How fat are you?

>>24617581
Are you attractive at all?

looking for long haired emo twinks with big feet who want a cashfag to dominate

>>24617649
>where are you located

>>24619375
It's either that or English with the accent of some guard from Skyrim. Add me if you're interested!

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I'm a straight grill and God I'm lonely. Mostly because I don't go outside and am horribly clingy. If any gosh dang normans talk to me I will tit a flip. I'm looking for an online relationship that will hopefully make its way to real life. Ye.

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>>24623842
Also fat but losing weight because of diet and exercise. Also looking to start building a comp once I get a jobu. If you bully me ill cry probably.

>>24623842
>>24623846
Hello be my gf

>>24623872
hello yes

>>24623876
is there any way I can contact you

>>24617493
This is literally your best option Girls:

[email protected]

Must be at least a 7/10 with talking points.

>>24623842
I am beyond clingy plsh respoond

Is there any point to this or are we just going to talk to each other for a couple hours and then get bored of each other?

Is there any point to any of this?

>tfw the nihilism finally hits
>tfw finally giving up
>tfw can't wait for the sweet embrace of death.

>>24623879
do you have Skype or Kik or discord?

>>24623933
Yeah you can kik me.
thatguyada

>>24617526
Women don't love. What are you, some kind of retard?

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>>24623876
>>24623933
>>24623876


This guys a huge normy faggot, trust me i can tell. Contact me instead.

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>>24624021
>This guys a huge normy faggot, trust me i can tell.
Why do you have to be so rude anon?

>>24623842
>>24623846
>>24623876
>>24623933
hmu on skype or kik
>gstoka

>>24623933
No you have to be my girlfriend. All those idiots are normalfags that will leave you when they find someone else.

>>24624033
>>24624034
>>24624033
Normal fags dont measage them

>>24624030
On second thought, i like you kid. I wish you luck. She might be a evil harpy trying to manipulate you though. So watch out. Make sure your suspicion meeters are on full. Do you mind if i measage you?

>>24624052
>Do you mind if i measage you?
Go for it I suppose.

>>24624052
why don't you like me?
why is he more special than me?
can you message me too?
are you a sexy girl?

>>24624060
Not a pic of a qt anime girl.
Yep its a normie

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>>24624078

>>24624075
i like you more now than him good going.

He's a normie.

Read my posts? Does it look like im a sexy gurl?

>>24624080
>still not a 2d anime girl

>>24624083
yes i think you're a sexy girl that is shyly posting on 4chan while giggling of all the attention she gets by being a girl

>>24624086
You're just a normalfag who likes to come to these threads and bully robots.

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>>24624089
Nah, a dude.
>>24624098
Nah just someone with supperior taste

>>24623842
>>24623846
I'm interested in talking. skype is propane.accessories

18/M
If you're a fembot in San Diego County, specifically north county, Not even just for hookups per se, even just friend shit around the age of 18. Consider hitting me up on my kik: PPDKS9

18 F here I'm fucking bored and I have no friends.
I love you degenerates

>>24625241
What are your current coordinates?
I'll fuck you up the ass.

>>24625245
I'm in Luxembourg. Come fight me

>>24625254
I don't think I'll be visiting Luxembourg any time soon. But come to USA and I'll rape you in a back alley.

>>24625254
Be my sugar baby pls

>>24625254

Give kik or skype you little shit

>>24625264
Come visit me desu

>>24625266
Kik is marianvkn. Add me fags

21 year old girl, before i got so depressed that i stopped liking anything i was into vidya and tabletop games and anime.

>>24625277

Post contact or stfu desu.

Aurora, IL
Kik mitya21
M/s/has a car
Terribly depressed and looking for salvation. Will drive hour+ for friendship

>>24625277
This is tragic.

>>24625254
I'm from Germany and pretty cute, i'll be your bf

>>24625302
it really is, nothing is fun anymore
>>24625282
why are you being mean to me?

>>24625324

I'm sorry anon. Pls give contact.

>>24625324
Why though?

>>24625324
I'll fuck you up the ass. What is your location?

>>24625329
I don't know. I just feel the same dull, bored feeling playing a game I know should enjoy that I get doing nothing. It's just empty, and it didn't used to be.
>>24625336
butts are gross though
>>24625327
you're ok. what's yours tho? i don't wanna get overwhelmed by random folks

>>24625357

Not sure what you use but here is skype.

oneechanplsno

>>24625357
My Kik is stnmltn. Hit me up.

>>24625357
Then you fucking clean yourself before it idiot. Dumb sluts seriously.

20/ m. We could probably share interests fembots to see if we have anything in comon and share fun stories before shit hit the fan and see where it goes. Kik sleep_rey

>>24625277
I also suffer from the same disease except for like 1 game every once in a while, add my skype if you want to be miserable together. captaingogetalcon

18/M, straight and from the Netherlands. Currently studying guitar at a music school and I mainly listen to melodic metal and spoken word stuff. My kik is mightypicklehunter, hit me up if you wanna talk about whatever.

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856 M Straight about to turn 21 soon

Wanna overwatch, weeb out, smoke trees or something?

What is this? Sorry im a newfag

>>24625357
>>24625324
>>24625277
hmu
>>24624033

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20 / f

Looking for cute traps or skeleton-y boys who call themselves straight but also self insert as the cute anime girl getting her face stuffed with cock in all the hentai they watch.

>>24627902
I have a nice ass. Haven't shaved in months, but look pretty fem from the waist down.

Contact info?

>>24627902
Nah i have a thing i call pride. Fuck you roasties

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manic depressive 22 y/o female here.

>>24627963


Hot. Give contact info.

23/M/NH

looking for a girl or cute femboi.

kik: wewerekings

>>24618948

northern CA?

Hey, I'm a girl. Pretty sure biological chicken. If your sense of humour makes up for your face, let's chat shit
- disclaimer -
> I'm British

>>24628035
add meeee

kik : kevinlawst95

>>24628035

Give contact info bud.

>>24628041
Nope. Soz bud, just got to make things as difficult as possible <3

>>24625277

You can message me if you want. I'm in the same boat. My Kik is randomnameneeded

>>24627963
Hey, where ya from and what kind of stuff are you into?

>>24628058
Fucking brits, i hope you shit skins get wiped off the face of the earth. Have fun amhed

18/M/Manchester
I'm (mostly) straight, currently dropping out of uni, and very socially awkward
Kik: 22Rainmaker

>>24618884>>24620330
Kik me or skype?

>>24623842
Kik/Skype trevkitteh

>>24628079
i'm from south central us. i like reading, collecting vinyl, and my cats

>>24629473
These are all good things. Do you have contact info? Or something that I can post for you.. I love cats too, just got a new kitty a few weeks back. :3

>>24629473
texas?


also, fuck yeah on that picture you used.

>>24629509
yes feel free to kik me @deer.jesus (hopefully you have kik)

>>24629511
nope, arkansas!

>>24628035
What if I look really good AND am funny ?

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Hey just your typical male here 22/ south California.

Pretty shy, and tend to keep to myself. I like strategy games. And some rpgs. I watch tons of anime. Want to one day cosplay, before i get to old. Have everything ready but never managed to work up the courage to wear it. I shit post with the best of them. Don't like having tons of "friends" just a few close buds. Just looking for someone kind and nice, that just wants to chat. Hopefully someone with some simmilar values.

Maybe we get along, maybe we don't. Can't really describe my personality, it bounces off differently depending on the person.

>contact on request. I'll take anybuds who want to talk.

24/f/canada

>basically a neet due to social isolation
>work in marketing
>vidya, giant robots, tabletop rpgs
>lesbian but dislike most girls I meet for whatever reason
>not shy at all

skype: lifeaboutmemes

>>24629886
Fuck off faggot

>>24629933
whats your problem

anyone playing cs?
i'm stuck on gold nova, have about 500h and am not braindead
looking for people to play with since i don't have any
leave steam if interested

18/f/Canada
Neet, retard
Like games and a variety of topics
>no dick pics plz
Snapchat: kajrare

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lads, i have to tell you something...
fembots...are not real

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>>24630408
U must believe bb

What do you do if you want to talk to someone but you also don't want to talk to someone (because as per normal you'll think of nothing to say and you'll go back to not talking immediately as is your true vocation in life)?

>>24629603
Golden ticket to act like a total fuck.
High fives to whoever raised you

>>24628243
Aha yeah.. So pale I could b an extra in Twilight

>>24631255
You build up some nerve to do it and then you back away, go back to shitposting etc.

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m/25/southern cali

I'm not a virgin or a robot. I'm good looking and fairly normal, just have non-normie interests and don't leave the house often. Looking for girls in a similar situation. Don't have high hopes but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[email protected]

>>24618884
I'm in CA and meet your requirements

[email protected]

>>24631462
No offence, but aren't you a little old for her?

being a girl and calling myself a robot is stupid but if anyone wants to talk to a schizo shut-in leave contact info (preferably skype) and i might add you if i don't get anxious

interested in a lot of music and games and stuff idk this is stupid and generic sounding maybe we can just talk about things we're into

>>24631954
clearly you are a robot if you're a schizo shut-in, that's the qualities every robot has

depends on the kind of music and vidya, but discussing it in general is interesting. my skype is tylerdosh

>>24631963
sorry i can't seem to find you, is that your actual username or just your display name?

>>24631954
My skype's brown.barbotte if you wanna play games and stuff

>>24631988
that's weird, can't find it either, and it's my skype username, no idea how else to add you

>>24631954
>>24632004
do you have a steam or bnet, you can just add me on there

>>24632007
do you have discord?

>>24632046
I do, completely forgot about that

ballin#8406

>>24632058
also can't find you there?

20/M/Oklahoma here. Looking for any sort of companionship really. Willing to talk about anything. I have a full time job and a car and am starting college soon. Hit me up at [email protected]

>>24632073
>also can't find you there?
Hey, would you add me? My Skype is [email protected]

>>24632073
it has a capital B, Ballin, I mistyped and think discord is caps sensitive

>>24631997
i sent a request

>>24632009
i emailed you

>>24632087
sure i sent a request

>>24632097
found you

>>24620330
forrestergrant on kik if you want chats

>19/m/us
>NEET/actual trash
>into games and music and stuff
Looking for friends or a girl to date but that's somewhat unrealistic so ill settle just for people to talk to
>kik
0WatashiWaNeko0
>Skype
Feedbacker00

>>24623842
Where from?

>>24632104
find me kik:w4bbit

>>24617503
Bay area any chance? 25 male here.

>>24629839
Can't tell if homo or not.

>>24634071
I'm not gay. Always happy to talk to buds.

Any robot girls want to talk to a handsome lonely robot? 25/M/USA, 6'3 very fit and great job. not crazy or anything just unloveable.

skype is astralnautes

>21/M/Midwest
>NEET(Does community college really count?)
>Poor
>Straight (No traps/trannies)

Looking for either a possible gf or friends that I have shit in common with. Reply if interested for contact or want more detail. Also don't bother if you're really left-leaning (the annoying type).

>>24629839

You seem nice, anon. What platforms do you have?

>>24623842

I really hate that picture, God.

>>24620119

>eskimo-b0b

Where?

26 / M / Ontario Canada

I'm a cripple (can walk but barely and painfully)

I'm really into movies, downloading shows, and kind of games. Although I spend more time making games than playing them, which I get paid for

Just bored, want to meet people to talk too, if we get along well great

Kik: Pinworm45
Skype: Ayreon45

>tfw no gay robots

>>24628035
>>24627963
>>24620330
>>24631954

my email is [email protected]
you can send me there any other contact that you would like to use (skype, kik), but I prefer writing via email to get to know someone. I'm not interested in talking for a relationship (not immediately and because these things don't happen with a snap of finger, it takes time to get to know others), but because I want to know you people more, what kind of problems you have, why you posted in this thread, and many more curiosities among which the thought that we can become later on good friends.

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Guy (obviously) looking for an anime-esque cutesy romance.
I'm
>24
>white
>5'4"
>skinny
>kissless virgin
>from New Jersey
I like vidya, reading, travel, outdoor stuff like hiking and camping, and visiting places like museums and historical sites.
You should be:
>biologically female
>not fat
>virgin and taking it seriously. Waiting for mariage is ideal.
Bonus points if you're white or Asian, conservative, share similar interests, and live nearby.

Kik: jmfit01
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/captain-calamity

>>24629839
>>24634257

Pretty much have everything, is there a platform you had in mind?

>>24635141

Discord, steam, telegram, tox, or wire is fine!

>>24635211
Oh i feel like I'm behind on the times, I have only half of those.

Discord: @2D boys > 2D girls#4832

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30 male from NJ 732, looking for people into Vidya and cars. I would like someone to play fighting games with, no wierd shit, male or female, looking for friends. I don't give a shut what you look like, just don't smell, also into mechanics, would like to build a track car this summer, I'm self taught always looking to learn more. I know hookup thread, but fuck it.

>>24634257
>Where?

Have you tried just putting it into something and ask?

>>24635527
There are alot of platforms. And not everyone uses the same username for everything. I mean at the very least, it only takes you like a min to post it. While it takes them longer untill they find somthing..

20m/pa? I'm on 4chan so hobbies are probably just as autistic as yours

M/26/WA
Women/transwomen/traps
kik: Warhollives

>>24617567
Which part of Mex?

>>24617493
I doubt you'll find a robot girl in Edmonton. Are you ugly?

Not looking for hookups, but SoCal robot here looking for fellow friends who like Touhou

>>24629839
Pick me~

[email protected]

>>24617493
>23/m/la

nobody on here's really from my area from what i've seen but ill give it a shot.

just looking for a best friend relationship with a girl. you'll get all the attention you need and then some. we could play some vidya and eat good food.

im not even that bad looking i just dont know how to put myself out there.

also not against meeting people besides dating. like if you need a bro to drink with cause the holidays are lonely i get you completely and we could help each other out.

>>24634095
what kind of things are you interested in?

>>24636375
Well I spend most of my days drinking alone, playing videogames, and sleeping. But I like having deep conversations (about anything), camping/outdoorsy shit (if I had people to do it with), and working out (only started recently though) I guess. Probably more that I can't think of right now.

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This is the first time I've gone to /soc/ and wasn't expecting to see an r9k thread

Too beta to participate but good luck anons

can I just have a friend

Any girls in the UK?

>>24637969
Where you at?

>>24638222
Europe does it matter?

>>24638424
I'm in America but I'll be your friend, I could use one

19/f/New Zealand
5'8 135lb
I like listening to people and just talking about everything and sharing random things on the internet. I love cooking, baking and gardening as well as Pokemon and other 3DS games. I'm trying to watch more anime and listen to music recs - mainly listen to french music or uk grime. Lonely af.
kik: bbyangel1997
skype: [email protected]

Hello, you might be lurking so I thought I would leave you a message. I love you and always will, you are accepted as you are in this world and I hope your sweet self will be okay.

>>24618884
>A/S/L
19/m/us
>Height
6'1"
>Weight
215 lbs
>Boards
/fit/ /pol/ desu I use reddit more
>Sexuality
Straight
my kik is jfclarke