FUNNY INSERTION THREAD I am trying a new concept here on /soc/.

Yeast infections are hilar-lar

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I had an allergic reaction when I was in grade 10, but the specialist said it was a fluke and probably wouldn't happen again. I got an epipen anyway, just for safety

after a few years I stopped carrying it around and just left it in my room. one day I was looking at it and thought, "dang... that might... feel good?" Conclusion: it does.

I'd take the pen out, and only use the hard exterior case. It was the perfect length/girth, had ridges which felt good, and it was super easy to clean. I think I threw it away, but dang it was good shit.

>>24604312
i hope you retards know this can cause infection

>>24604312
Does anyone remember the name for this type of cookie?

>>24604312
that's gross

>>24604508
Thanks Mom...

I'll send $0.50 on paypal to someone that puts a toothbrush in bristles first

>>24604525
Samoa

ive never wanted to eat a samoa so bad in my life

>>24604820
This is probably only the 3rd most I've ever wanted a samoa

ewwie

>>24604508
This and it removes the taste of genitals

>>24604330
>>24604508
>>24604541
>>24605215


4chan is dead

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>>24604330
>>24604525

Yeah, and when you're alive, you might die.

Let's be serious, everytime you put put something (even fingers) on your orifices, you can gain an infection.

Furthermore, I haven't asked for anything specific. I asked for anything that would be outstanding or funny.

>>24606277
Yeah, seems like it.
Well, I will maintain the thread alive in hope some submiters would feel like "fuck it, let's do it anyway for the lulz".

>>24604385
why not just get another epipen? plus you can shoot it during a night out in town and stay wired

>>24607975
fake as fuck

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>>24606665
>everytime you put put something (even fingers) on your orifices, you can gain an infection.

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>>24606665
The issue is the high sugar of the item in question. The risk of infection from hands, that you can just wash with soap and water to prepare, doesn't compare with the danger of putting sugary products in your vagina.

I don't even have anything against girls risking their health to post vagoo pics, but ignorance is worth correcting when it might hurt people who don't want or need that risk.

enjoying this thread but lack content to contribute bump

>>24609816
Autist detected...

>>24610445
Oh my.

>>24604312
>>ruining perfectly good cookie like that

>>24614013
you can eat both of those things at the same time

>>24614013
>ruining

What are you, some kinda fag?

more pics less faggots

>>24607961
i fucking love stubble like this. i could sleep on it all day