Well, time for an Aus thread. hashtag 'straya hashtag cunt

And my own ulterior motive for starting the thread (kind of): I'm not working so no time limits really, feel I need to try to do something mildly productive so was thinking of driving up to Warburton tonight with some 20L containers to fill up at the spring on the mountain there.
Sounds very rapey, I know, but anyway. Anyone is welcome, if no one wants to come though I probably won't go either.
For safety you can take my pic, car rego etc, whatever.
I'm an oldfag, 35, 3047 Melb, but on the positive side I'm pretty autistic and retarded which can count for some youthfulness.
snapchat tp8359

3216/m/24

What's up?

not much man. No takers for my outing (hardly surprising, lol), just wasting another evening of my life on the computer.
You?

>not the same copypasta'd format

oh sweet christmas

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So does anyone remember thikdik, is he still around spamming these Aus threads?

>>24598091
hardly original, but eh, not copy pasta at least, cheers

>>24598104

I remember him very well. I rewrote the lyrics of The Real Slim Shady into a parody of thikdik.

I also remember the thread that was full of macros like yours, and how he didn't post his email for ages after that thread.

>>24598134
Lol, nice. Yeah, I did all those macro's, and I remember your slim shady rewrite, which was far better than any of the macro's I did. Genius!
This is pretty much the first time I've been back here since then

Oi cunts, join the discord: https://discord.gg/fwwvk5p

Use a throwaway email if need be.

Watch out for excessive /pol/ memes and nobody that actually meets up aside from 5 sydney people

>>24598161
Fuck this, this discord is awful af and you retards that keep spamming it need to fuck off to /soc/ with your awful memes

>>24598177

>fuck off back to /soc/
>back to /soc/

what?

tassiefag/21/anything goes. Hit me up with ur Kik username

>>24598179
>spams community chat links
>not normie scum
KYS

>>24598177
>>24598190

>this has to be jef

>>24598193
EleGiggle

>>24598204

Post your dankest twitch emote

4116/m/22 here

feelin like shit, sup guys

I guess i'll bump

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Join the Down Under Group Chat/Call on Skype for Australia and New Zealand. Here are the Skype links to join it:

https://join.skype.com/s3Ou81VPmV7N

or

skype:?chat&blob=n4vaQyEBJQ2BhpHCemKpEGA2ccfSZQ32LX2SEjKX7DO3Eh1hYoqfZYtfL6zwHL4CaC1WH_qRKHM

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>>24599601
That's the most retarded union jack I have ever seen. Would not bang.

>>24598253
23/m/4102
Happy Wednesday bro

>>24600187
Fuck off spammer

im giving someone a present today.

>>24600187

Every fucking thread now? Just fuck off please

>>24600222
Dick in a box?

>>24600252
even better

>>24600334
Herpes? The gift that keeps on giving

25/M/4115

Waiting on the weekend. Hope it doesn't rain.

>>24598012
>people draw dicks on their ballots
>pauline hanson gets elected

The thread image is triggering me.

21 | male | straight

anyone want to get high af and do something.

sydney

Isn't there a single girl in Melbourne who lurks these threads?

19/M/2099

Anyone up for anything?

>>24598012
Anyone else in Townsville? I hate this place. Too many sluts and AJs.

>>24598193
>>this has to be jef

Everyone who you don't like is me because you don't like me? Na cunt fuck off.

This has to be 203 btw

>>24601719

You're just upset I won't fuck your loser ass. Excuse me while I go fuck a black guy just to spite you and your alt-right bullshit :^)

>>24601784
If you were really of the left, you would be letting the black guy fuck you. Then paying him for the privilege

>>24601784
You love me! You can't stop thinking about me even though I haven't been posting on the discord :). I would be flattered if you weren't sub human.

>>24598104
>>24598134

He doesn't come here anymore? That's a shame, at least there's still Frankies

>>24598193
>>24601719

Did I miss something?

>>24598161

Tell me there's still a kik group

22/M/3012 watching highlander! There can only be one!

>>24601854

>Frankies

D? Long time no see man!

There's discord context as to why jef is salty.

There is a kik group right now I think (if it hasn't died since i last checked). Haven't been in it and I know they had at least one meetup. Apparently consisted of just dinner with no drinks or anything anything which was amusing. There's a group of sydney people from the discord that i've been meeting up with regularly, you'd like them I reckon

>>24601883

Yeah man, good to see you J

Might check out discord, might stick around here for a spell. Where's slikprik?

>>24601904

He's been laying low, pops up once every few threads. He did show up in the discord once and everyone freaked out for about five minutes till he left and never came back.

>>24601854
There is still a kik group

19/m/str8m8/3930

In mt Eliza for a few days and bored af

20M5152

>>24601883
>There's discord context as to why jef is salty.
I care less about you than you do about me apparently, as I see you continually seek me out. Similarly, I'm too apathetic to be salty about anything on the internet.

0810 reporting, darwin still sucks
19/m

23/m/3037
Where do you find car guy friends?

4870
19/m
Never anyone from here

>>24602522
4860 but male

4211 f 19 and i finally got akik ill probs never use

So why are you cunts still awake

>>24602678
I work nights, why are you awake?

>>24602695
I need to get up at 5, and the easiest way to do that is not to sleep

>>24602678
kik me

klogg99

>>24602703
That's not true at all unless you're not used to getting up early. The struggle to stay awake is too hard.

>>24602909
Doesn't post at all in thread, until a female posts. The thirst

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join kik chat if you're victorian

clean chat only

19/M/Brisbane
Drink smoke chill fuck whatever aye cunt
Twirler96s my kik

>>24601495
yes, but i have a dick ;)

jk not even trans. i'm just a guy. i'm not even gay. sorry. i'm very lonely.

>>24604755
The fuck m8

>>24604091
Doesn't post at all in thread, until a guy replys to a female post. Better protect M'lady's honor.

>>24600209
shiet mang, 4103 here, what's up?

>>24604972
Just been chilling, or at least attempting to in this freaking weather.

>>24605473
at least its storming now

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>>24605474
Mmm yeah.

>>24605481
i'd honestly rather it be hot, desu

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25/m/2060

Shit gud senpai. Moving to across the bridge to central next week. Looking for m8's, neets seek zyklon b

>>24605831
aww shii- if your moving plans fall through flatshare with me instead.

24/f/2000

>1488

>>24605850

contact? you got skype?

>>24603906
True i totally lost that undertaking

Im just gonna go to bed at 10 and see if that works

omg a female. i dont no what to do, do i pounce?

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>>24605850

im off, add ndvmvp on skiap

>>24605858
xis75123.

It's a throwaway. Don't want weirdos like >>24605869
.

>>24605869
You could try killing yourself

>>24604728
Well that was a rollercoaster.

>>24605474
>>24605473
that wind was pretty annoying brah

28/m/2166
Anyone doing anything this weekend?
Anyone WANT to do something this weekend?

>>24606999
i want to check those trips, my dude

>>24608982

damn son coulda waited like a second and it would have been two of the same trips in a row

>>24608987
we all make mistakes, friendo

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Revs anyone?

27/m/3146

3219
18
m
kik: Nexout

>friday night
>in bed by 1030

It's come to this.

What are you non-lame people doing with your Friday night?

>>24609358

Non-lame people are too busy having fun to reply ;-;

>>24609358
>>24609368
I just realised it was Friday thanks to you 2

>>24609368
I thought maybe I'd get a reply of two from people who hadn't even left to go drinking yet. This is about when we would always leave to go clubbing.

>most of the twenty-somethings I know are sworn off drinking because of medical problems or bad memories of alcohol poisoning

I feel so old at 25 it's not even funny.

>>24609370
Are you high or just full on hikki NEET that you didn't notice the day of the week?

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>>24609402

Is there like a middle ground for tinder where you arent pretending you want a relationship but you don't just wanna meet n fuck either? I need tp find that.

>>24609386
just some nerdy fuck that gets too involved in books, drinks too often, and has no sleep pattern whatsoever. Uni is over for the semester and I only have to deal with Centrestink 2 or 3 times a month.

Just had a blazeup house party last night, still feeling p good. Hit me up.

22/M/4157
Pansexual
kik is fpercival

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>>24611144
What a slow Saturday. I mean it's chill, but pretty boring.

>>24605869
Send her a dick pic. If she replies, shed yours.
At least that's what thikhardik told me.

>>24609468
I'd say it depends in the person. Last night I had a date where I just wanted to hang out and relax, I had a good time.

25
M
South Brisbane

Looking for qt to go see Fantastic Beasts with because none of my friends even like Harry Potter.

>>24611812
>because none of my friends even like me*
Fixed

>>24612178
Nah they like me it's just that [spoiler]none of them are qt girls.[/spoiler]

Fuck yeah, workin and now postin on a saturday.

Perth / 6021 / whaddup / M / 26.

>this heat though and it's the third hot day for 9 months

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25/m/2060

1 case down. who wants to go out?

TOWNSVILLE BOYSS

eeva uotila

anyone know her?

>>24612596
Post nudes and I'll let ya know

23/m/3037
Anyone have a connection for weed?
Had a really bad migraine today and no pain killers seem to work anymore, was reading that weed supposedly helps.

>>24612404
Tbf you only asked for a qt, limiting yourself to grills is like cutting out half your target audience??

>>24612665
More than half, on here.

Also 25/m/4103 but not a qt

Anyone 3550 up for drinks? 30/m

M/20/3055 Brunswick

Just some cunt watching the cricket and sinking piss, what's on tonight fellas?

>>24612662
Got one in Brunswick but thats a bit of a trek for you I suppose mate

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Well ya bunch of fucken fucks, I drove around aimlessly alone last night and ended up in St Kilda. This poem kind of wrote itself in my brain, in bits and pieces, which I will now share and BUMP this thread.


--Ode to St Kilda--
I went down to Acland Street, to buy a piece of cake.
I went in search of something sweet, although the hour was late.
And where the junkies and the hipsters roam, there was one cake shop open.
And so I spied, and went inside, and there these words were spoken:
"Oh lady brave, for what I crave, are the sweets within your larder.
The thickened cream and sponges soft, the nuts and toffee harder.
Oh pray, sell me a little treat, some sweet to cut the bitter,
Some syrup dream to help redeem, some sparkle and some glitter
To deaden the nerves, to satiate, perhaps banana fritter?
And if you can, with the work of your hands, just help me feel a bit better
I will walk outside again, and blow off with the litter

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>tfw no fat gf with huge tits
lads...

19 f 4211 looking for a yarn

>>24613155
Ain't you a little young to be taking up knitting?

>>24613163
That pun was bad and you should feel bad

>>24613166
What have you got against puns? Point to the dolly where the bad person punned ypu

35/m/4209 bored as fuck

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>>24613180
It was too obvious a pun to make, to pick on a bit of Aussie lexicon that stands out like dogs balls. The refined thing to do is let it go through to the keeper

>>24613155
Nice to hear an old word used, especially from a 19f, haha. Are you from the country??

>>24613207
>Letting go
Could say the same about poetry

>>24613180
My dad used to beat me with his belt every night while reciting puns you insensitive wanker
>>24613207
Nah im from south africa actually, but I love aussie slang, it's cute

>>24613231
makes sense, aussie girls usually don't have this much of a personality

>>24613231
do u have the sth african accent??

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>>24613220
touche.... I never claimed the poem was any good, it's basically just shit posting, I typed it up here on 4chan. But anyway...

>>24613231
Ah, I see. Yeah, young people tend not to use some of those words anymore. Hell, even an oldfag like me used to get laughed at for using a few at school. Call it culture cringe or something...
Lot of you Saffa's over here now, things seem to be really going to shit in South Africa if you're white??!

>>24613241
Seth Effriken*
;-)

>>24613244
>things seem to be really going to shit in South Africa if you're white
shut up you unaustralian racist, they have every right to kill those white devils, it's 2016

>>24613241
>>24613247
*souf effrikan

>>24613244
From what I hear and see it's bad news. Not a lot of jobs for whites and you can forget about the safety. where I am I could go running right now and be absolutely fine, in SA we lock everything up, like putting yourself in a cage. I hate it, fuck ANC

>>24613253
git fukt

>>24613253
Forgive me, it was very unAustralian of me consider it's <current year>
lol

>>24613256
Yeah, I have heard stuff like this, I have a few friends and colleagues from SA who report similar stuff.

I was reading this just today (thanks to /pol/, haha), scary
http://whitegenocideproject.com/whites-will-slaughtered-unless-give-land-south-africa-says-leading-politician/

>>24613262
considering*
asdfaslfhsldfhlas

>>24613262
Well that's why my parents and other family has moved. we still got raised like saffas though, which means I talk with an accent and git the wooden spoon when I was being a shit.

Aus is actually p great though. So much opportunities for work, mostly equal, mostly safe (long as you aren't fucking about in mt druitt). I get the shits when libcucks wanna whine about "muh invasion day" or some horseshit

>>24613283
hahaha i still get flogged with a wooden spoon

>>24612665
Implying males can be cute, stay gay

tfw a female enters the thread and the thread goes off, kek

>>24613305
How old are you? My dad chucked it out when we were 15 or so.

>>24613334
35 ... my mum is italian and hates swearing and cause she is always in the kitchen its the wooden spoon

>>24613349
Fair enough

>>24613350
why u still awake ?

Anyone else here doing their part against the commie scum?

Tell me... how 420 friends is this country now and how difficult is it for a toursist to get some?

>>24613349

Fuck I hate you wog cunts always carrying on about "la familia" like you're the only cunts in the world who have an immediate family and you just excuse your obnoxious behaviour with "oh I'm italian" like fuck off cunts. It's painfully obvious that you're all doing your best to foster this secret club of italian culture which no one gives a fuck about and you parade your nonsense in everyone's face. Italians are a fucking disgusting bunch of cunts and I will burn Ingham to the ground.

t. Townsville bloke sick of you cunts infesting this town

>>24614347
Go to nimbin

>>24613322
I think you'll find it was the poem that set the thread into a flurry of activity

>>24613377
Fed two more to my t-rex last week, slowly I'll get there

>>24614715
>>24614347
In Nimbin you'll almost be forced to buy it

Looking for 420 buddies in Melbourne

Snapchat: Negativecreeeep

>>24615705
>Negativecreeeep
when you're stoned?

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-daily reminder-

Ignore newcuck posts, sage newcuck threads and bash newcuck's irl

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Reminder that this is the greatest man of our generation

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syd cucks who wants to drink

>>24613322
>ID
>G4Y

>>24616409
I chuckled.

I regret drinking that bottle of V an hour ago. It's gunna be a late night.

>>24616680

>whatcouldgowrong.jpg

>>24616680

Absolute madman

>>24616680
>>24616785
>>24616815
I don't get it, do they put somethig that actually works in it these days?

>>24616856
I think it's just the sugar. I fell for it though. Impulse bought it because it was cheap at the servo when I went to fill up after washing the car. $2.50 for a bottle of V is good.

>>24615746
YEs

>>24617162
That's what I thought (owing to the fact that Dadddy's little girl ain't a girl no more)

Love it when the thread's at the top. How are you cunts doing?

>>24614347
Don't listen to these cunts.
>>24614715
>>24615548

Haven't been to Nimbin since it went up in flames, but police presence was tightening and I doubt they've stopped. They don't arrest people in the town, but they're fine and happy to follow suspicious cars out and pull them over later down the road, happened to a friend of mine. Anyone who recommends Nimbin is just working off rumours/memes and probably doesn't buy shit themselves.

Prob just get in with the local music scene, that'd be your best bet.

>>24617202
>Anyone who recommends Nimbin is just working off rumours/memes and probably doesn't buy shit themselves
No, I grew up in the area and was last there 6 months ago (I live in Melbourne). Police "crackdowns" are sporadic.
But it's pretty autistic to think I was really suggesting the only place in Australia to buy weed is a little town in NE NSW

sup cunts

28 m 2122 bi

kik: ohai69

>>24617256
It's not really crackdowns, they've been haunting the place quite a bit. Like I said, it's the people who drive in, stay a bit, and drive back out that they like to target.

>unironically using the word autistic
I don't like to assume.

4218 M where are some good places on GC to pick shrooms?

>>24617722
Woolies/Coles or try your local fruit and veg shop if you want some more exotic varieties.

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Bug ruined discord

>please check my digits

>>24620614

>bug

That's a weird way to spell jef

19/m/2118

haven't been here in a while. anybody get out of this hell hole?

/sp/ and /fa/ are pretty cool tho

>>24620910

Nobody ever gets out. Either you stay or who you are dies during the escape and you become a new man.

How's da r9k group

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>>24620910

>/fa/ is pretty cool.

Whats it like to be a cuck?

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>tfw you're a transit officer
>everyone hates you
>go to bbq
>so what do you do for work m8?
>..transport..
>most days at least 6 people yell from cars at you to get a real job
>assaulted at least once a week, sometimes spitting on, only recourse is to handcuff them and wait for police

Should I quit and get a real job, /soc/?

>>24621059
aww

>>24621008
yeh i'm fucked. even if i grad with distinction avg i don't have the network. got 3 yrs left to pick myself off my ass

22/F/Canberra

Looking for my friend molly ;) just moved here
Kik:
JessrasicPark

>>24621080
I get less hate and I work social media for a government department.

Get a less hatefilled job.

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>>24621103
>>24615705
Is this the police or something? Fuck.
But anyway, isn't weed legal in the ACT? So you don't have to ask on 4chan, you can probably buy it in Coles (along with shrooms)

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>>24621080
Honestly, it's a scum job but if you're not doing it someone else will only take your place. So if you think you can do it better than the next cock-sure thug who gets a kick out of, then you may as well continue. But if you hate it, then umm, don't.

19/f/melbourne

looking to get creampied if you dont look like you have disease. im down for 420 too.

right now tho

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>>24621168
Are you hot though?

>>24621168
Pff, prove it and sext me over snapchat, cunt.

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>>24621168
Most ridiculously fake post in the thread.
I don't even smoke but I would start babee, just 2 crem pi u.
What oldfag in Melbourne wouldn't?

>>24621103

>winky face

Hi AFP

>>24621168

>this level of bait

If you're gonna troll don't make it so obvious by requesting a same night creampie when its already too late to organise.

>>24621223
>>24621103
Honestly if it is AFP, I'd love to see how many people just instantly sent dicks to this kik, ignoring the molly request.

>>24621223
>>24621229
At the risk of being retarded, again.... isn't weed legal in the ACT? At the very least, I know it's legal for people to grow plants for their own use. If it's the AFP it's pants-on-head retarded

4216/7 m 22 bi

Add me on Kik golecoastanon and send me dirty shit. If I like you I'll talk dirty back and maybe suck your dick/bot

>>24621254
You get fined for possessing up to like 80g of one plant, but you won't get a criminal record. Everything else will

>>24621103
I don't know where Molly is, but, if you seek Amy?

>>24612508
you still here mate? Im 2066 just found this thread.

25/m/6 beers in

had a garbage day at work, keen to hit the casino or some other dumb shit

just started on the whiskeys

tfw nobody else in the thread and you're just talkin to yourself

cheers to that, cunts!!

>>24617202
Highly appreciated post. Friends of mine been there like 10 years ago so i wanted an update. It's anyways a long way from adelaide to nimbin so i will most likely try the music scene tip! Thanks

Ayy anyone here from Perth?
6155 reporting in

32/m/2609
Looking for someone to fuck with on the side. F prefered. But might also go for sucking a cock

28/m/4350

never anyone from toowoombrah around

23m 3136 here

Croyo goes off.
Like a bread, or old fruit.

>>24598180
7250 here

>>24617202
I've bought shit from nimbin after a music festival and nothing happened (including any drug effects)

What thread is the one about the tumblr raid?

>>24625411
jeez unlucky. i bought crazy acid from some fucker in nimbin and tripped my dick off

23 m bi Sydney
If anyone wants to fool around or just chill then hit me up, kik benad

>>24625404
finally someone else. A/S/L ?

24/m/5039 I'm shit at making friends

>>24625619
So am I.

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18/m/2035 shyboy
going to cairns on the 5th dec
what do you guys do up there for fun?
is bob katter a good bloke?

>>24625633
We should make a club

>>24625653
We should.

I'm 24/f/4812, though.

>>24625661
Ah, nevermind then.

>>24613155

4211?!

26/m/4214 Here - got kik? add Raverager

26/m/4561

>>24625661
Townsville is pretty shit.

>>24625675
pffft townsville is a lot nicer than cairns, innisfail, gladdy, rocky, most other cities in NQ...

29 m 4740

>>24625675
Oh well, nobody says you have to like it.

>>24625661
>>24625675
Nice obligatory reply to female in thread.

God damn you fuckers are hopeless.

2650. on it

>>24625404
I'm not anymore but grew up in 7250
Not helpful, I know

>>24625661
>Townsville

Holy fuck that!

>>24625974
Someone's salty. I'll reply to any posts I see in a 4xxx postcode that might be interested in me.

>>24627376

They weren't referring to you mate

>>24627460
So? I was just making a point.

>>24626180

shit I've never seen another 26xx here
2640 reporting

22/m/4101
could fuck for hours, help

7320 Tassie hoe. 19/F.

Kik me maybe Luci_Loo_
Currently in a sexless relationship because my bf doesn't seem to have a sex drive. N/a also have Snapchat

>>24628514
>Tassie
What sort of brother doesn't want to have the sexing with his sister regularly. Must be a mainlander

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>>24628514
This sounds really legitimate

25, male, 2220

Beers, coffee, hookups or fitness activities?

>>24628532
You know what I expected incest jokes and that's exactly what I got cheers anon 100% original

>>24628539
Why wouldn't it be?

>>24628762
No worries my two headed friend

>>24627376
Anyone in 4xxx, mate, that's like, 1/4 Australia.

>>24627376
>that might be interested in me.

so you don't reply at all then?

You all act like other parts of QLD, or Australia in general, is any better.

Nope, it's all full of shit now.

You're not better because you moved from a town you hate.

And if you never even lived here you should stfu because you have no experience.

All towns are shit.
All cities are shit.
Some are worse that others, but that's all subjective.

If you judge me based solely on my location, you're as salty as me and should kill yourself before acting better.

>>24629243

Let's not act like everything west of the great dividing range isn't way worse than the east side

>>24629333
1/10 bait.

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>>24629243
Prime example of how retarded and easily triggered roasties are.

>>24629398
It's not being triggered.

I don't have flashbacks or any of the associated stuff with a triggering.

I have no idea what a roastie is, but maybe that's because I'm not some retard who claims "triggered" just because someone is salty.

>>24629397

The fact you think it's bait makes it great bait :3

>>24629416
I like your sass. Wanna fuk?

>>24629120
Kek, good one m8.

>>24629398
>only 3 loops

Great way to actually not die. That knot becomes illegal at like 8 or more loops I think, because that's when it becomes able to support the weight of a human body.

Any other brisfags get hailed on?

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>>24628769
Because it's ridiculous
1) There are no girls in Australia threads
2) There is no need for any girl to be so wanton on the internet. Just mention that you have a pulse and identify as female and your inbox will be blown to the four corners of Neck-Beard land. Such an introduction is highly implausible from a female.

And so sayeth the autism, let dubs be my witness (rolling)

So undead girls are free from that?

>>24629574
Thanks for the info.

>>24629735
No worries sadboi.

>>24629777
Or murderer.

>>24605850
hey u got kik?

19/m/brisbane
bored af and a lil bit drunk lmao
anywan wanna chill?

27 m bi 4207 (beenleigh)
anyone near? kik me anonymouschap

>>24629243
yeah qld is fucking terrible

t. victoria

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>>24630013
fuck you mang, QLD is the best. wooooo

>>24625688
Another Mackay person.. rare.

25 f 4740

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>>24630014

>>24625674
That's the closest anyone's ever been, wow

>>24630014
bob katter dat you?

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>>24630168

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>>24630165

>>24630156
Am from macktown too

4556/24/m/straight

Drunk and reporting in, storm was mint watched shitty neighbors audi get trashed by hail.

fuck fuck fuck fuck. why do i keep coming back here.

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Can't sleep, went for a walk, when I came into the back yard at 3am the cats freaked the fuck out.
1st world, NEET problems. Is anybody out there??
3046 btw

>>24630522
where else do you have to be?

>>24630552
you got me.

>>24630570
So what has you up at this hour, anon?

>>24620704
lmfaooo I'm loving this jef hate desu

>>24630630
I've been away a while, who's jef? wot he do?

>>24630645
I just find find him annoying af

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drunk and listening to needle in the hay on repeat lads
alcoholism isn't that bad tbf

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Should I move boys? I'd like to live in a capital city for a while, I've been in regional Queensland my whole life.

Tbh though I've got a pretty dreadful arts degree which I was lucky enough to get a job here in Townsville with. So I'm employed full time with the government now, very safe, very comfy. But come the weekends I wonder well what now? Get fucking pissed. All my mates got trades up here and while being good blokes fucking forget about doing anything on week nights, they're all settled in to their routine. I don't blame them or anything I just wish there was more activity or energy I could inject in the people around here.

Maybe moving wouldn't do anything at all maybe life in a capital city isn't any more exciting, anyone moved from regional to metro? Would it be worth risking it considering I've got a nice job here?

>>24631486
Ultimately it looks like you've already decided.
We all know life in cities is more exciting in some ways, but also you touch on the fact that really it comes down to you as well. Some people will find purpose, things to do, life to live in the country or anywhere else they live. So you're chasing after something that may be impossible to catch if you try to solve it by moving. Then again what would I know, environment plays a role.
I haven't really said anything. But as I started off with, I reckon you've decided already

>>24631486
See if you can transfer if you really want to leave, or get a hobby

>>24632323

Not really making any plans or in a decision making phase just wondering really, hoping that someone's personal experience would help me understand better.

>>24633050
I grew up on the far north coast NSW (Tweed Valley mostly), with rellies scattered inland too (places like Moree, Grafton, Lismore).
I moved to Melbourne 10 years ago. There's definitely a whole lot more easy options, more things close by, more people, but I'm a shut in so in a way it's wasted on me. I have not been to a night club the whole time I've lived in Melbourne.
One thing I would say is don't be too tied to your job and scared to move. You may as well try it, you can get a job again

>>24633050
It's less about where you live and more about your own ambitions, is what I should say. That said, moving could turn out to be one of those really good decisions.

Without wanting to say that a capital city will be more exciting per se, I think you will probably find there are very different opportunities available. It sounds like you have different ideas about life than most of your friends so moving somewhere where you can find more of your kind might just be a new lease on life.

I would suggest that you suffer from that melancholy that seems to afflict most artistic people I've ever met in so far as you have the capacity to imagine very vividly a different life for yourself and that fear of missing out kind of compels you into restlessness.


Maybe go travelling or something? You could go by yourself even. That'd change your life for sure.

>>24629612
Being a female comes with numerous life advantages. That being said if youre a man in a stable relationship it has its own perks as well.

>>24633564
...and? I wasn't saying it doesn't, just pointing out the post we're talking about is bait, highly unlikely to be genuine

25/m/3169

I have no friends in melbourne ;-;

>>24633625
Have you just moved here?

want to try weed.

anyone have any good stuff in melb we can get together ill buy

>>24633629
Yeah not too long ago

>>24633663
takes time to build local connections and stuff, also depends what kind of things you're into....
My last job (2 years ago! lol) was in Clayton South. It seemed a bit tacky when I was there! Do you get smell of the landfill on a windy day?

>>24633697
Sure do! It felt like fresh air just to be in Knox the other night. Where are you now?

>>24633734
yeah man, we worked in a building with aircon thankfully but to go out at lunch time or for any reason was just disgusting.

lol, I worked in Knox / Wantirna South also, next to the big shopping centre.

Currently I'm in Broadmeadows, classy as fuck haha

Where did you move from?

>>24633780
Came down from outside Newcastle. Is it rude to ask if youre Indian or Chinese? Theres not much variety in Clayton South

>>24633824
Ah, I see. I have some second cousins and stuff I've only met once (at relatives funerals) in Newcastle, a big chunk of family on my Mum's side have been there for 70 years or something... but I don't know any of them really.
My Dad's in Port Macquarie, I'll be doing a road trip up there over Christmas.

Lots of Indians and Chinese in Clayton, true... but I didn't live there, only had a job ;-)

>>24633841
Small world huh
Whats your story anyway?

>>24631486
If you want to maintain a little stability, employment's your biggest hurdle. Having said that, if you want to do something different you need to accept that in order to make changes you will need to compromise. You can live in the major cities working shitty jobs just fine, but maybe for your mental health that might not be your ultimate goal? If you have a bit of stability now, why not investigate the possibility of work exchanges or traineeships offered in a capital city, as many grads are doing these days in order to build rep and experience. You'll get a taste of what you're imagining are the changes you want to see without totally committing. Remember to keep your contacts open and not to burn your bridges.

Tl;dr I grew up up in Townsville and have lived in Brisbane for a few years and it's been fine. A big majority of my alumni moved soon after school and happily live in capital cities.

>>24633924
Where do I start, haha. But born in north NSW, family all over the place up there, went to Griffith uni on Gold Coast then got a job in Melbourne. Thought I'd stay here a year or 2, ended up here still over 10 years later. Got sick of career I studied for, currently NEET by choice (not on Centrelink, living off my savings)... in a nut shell ;-)

So what brings you to Melbourne?

im drunk. now what.

Discord is lit af

>>24633931
this karrrrnnnt. Brisbane-fag who grew up in Townsville too. Shit dog. What school did you go to?

>>24631486
Damn, Townsville sounds more boring than I thought, dopey cunts.

21/m/3141

Hmu if your f

>>24634343
My kik/snap was sharkbike

Bump from Page 10

>>24634161
Start randomly picking people on your phone to send 'i luv u' and a dick pic messages to.

Any of you fuckers in perth? 6000?

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Guys, I need some advice. I am middle aged and overweight and I just can't seem to get anywhere with attractive girls half my age to whom I am most attracted.
I have been brainstorming some ideas this afternoon about a new approach to the whole online dating thing. Any thoughts, things to add? This is what I'm thinking:
- Send more dick pics
- Spam 4chan threads more with my snapchat, kik, email, phone number, fb. As many contact details as possible
- Be more direct to save time, allowing me to proposition a greater number of females in the limited time I have available. Instead of "Hi, how are you?" it will be "Do you like anal sex?", "Are you dtf?"
- Act cooler. I have observed that it's very cool to take drugs, so throw that in wherever I can. "Any girls wanna fuk n get stoned?"
- Up the white-knighting game. Women love a man who respects them and don't always feel comfortable talking about their discomfort, must be proactive - e.g. "I just want to say, in case you were offended by that douche guy, I am here for you any time"
- Keep Aus thread alive. YOu just never know when some attractive, nubile female will pop up in your EXACT postcode wanting sum fuk immediately, and you will be the only one there to reply


Thoughts, additions?

>>24635664
i'm in perth, what's up?

>>24636119

Jesus christ this is the best thikdik meme ever

19/m/sydney
Keen to get pissed this weekend
Snap me - bad3dabone

>>24636119
Only anal, no pussy, hides that fact that you're a raging faggot

>>24636149
Omng, it's not a meme, please don't treat my love life like a joke! This needs to be a place of respect. Btw, female? dtf?

>>24636188
Thanks for the advice bro. I'm not quite sure what you mean but the thought is appreciated! Btw do you know any females dtf? and get pissed with me too ofc

>>24636119
Lose some weight you fat shit, and btw sending more dick pics and being upfront only works if you're hot. White knighting is cringe as fuck, and even if some hot girl wanted "sum fuk" and you were the only option, she'd probably just finger herself or call it a night

>>24636253
I'm trying to diet a bit, been drinking coke zero instead of the good stuff all week. Will also start daily walks as soon as I get over some tenderness I have rn (bruised heals from having to stand for an hour the other day).
Btw I'm being respectful but don't think I didn't perceive the disrespect in your post. I'm simply being the bigger man, 'tis easy when you have studied a marshal art like I have.
Btw Are you female, horny? Sorry if I offended you

>>24636119
This has to be a fucking joke. I know some people are out of touch with women but my god.

>send more dick pics
Yeah, shit yeah that's all you need to do! Women love random pics of dicks!

>>24634198
Kik me onefifthwhat
Would rather not post identifiable information up

>>24636521
not a joke.
btw are you female? DTF? Plz respond, sorry if I offend you

Whatsup ausfriends

Happy TGIF

>25/Brisbane/M
>Looking for a qt older gf to do things like go ice skating with and [spoiler]hold hands[/spoiler]

>>24636715
Just give up, no-one's taking you seriously.

>>24636715

Stahp too many people are falling for it ;-;

>>24636724
that's funny considering he is acting exactly the same as the rest of you cunts.

>>24636119
keep it up m8, when you're drowning in vagina make sure to post some pics you flippin' ledge

>>24621445

Back now bro. Got Skype or something? I'm back on the piss

2914 new to canberra but still go to sydney every now and then 2560 hit me up on kik hikkomauri
26/m

19/m/6102
Where the Perth people at

All ausfags required to join tinychat tonight, we drinking

/aussieshitposter

>>24637376
What's in it for me?

>>24637376

Join the discord for the audio (it doesn't lag for people like video does)

https://discord.gg/fwwvk5p

>>24637379

Nothing, you just get to pretend to be sociable

>>24637384
I've been sociable all week at work, so that's not a selling point

>>24637387
>sociable
>at work

no, what you've been being is socially tolerable. if you dont enjoy interacting with other humans at all, you probably shouldn't be here either

>>24637432
your an idiot

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>>24636724
Implying....

>>24636725
Clearly

>>24636785
Thankyou anon, at least somebody understands.
Unfortunately the vagina is not coming at quite the rate I had expected.
Not helping is that fact that I thought the code of honour amongst us was that as the OP, I get first pick of all the females, however other anons have rudely interjected before me. The gall! I would issue combat challenges, but as a student of a marshal art (medieval jousting) I must be the bigger man. 'Tis a shame.


But on a more serious (and final) note, got dragged out by some friends to some bars tonight (I'm home early). The following things seemed clear to me as I help ornament the walls.

1) That study of online dating and rating sites that shows women think 80% of men are below average is so true.
As is the statistic that before the recent "patriarchal" system of monogamy and nearly every man having a women, further back in history than that, 80% of women reproduced, but only 40% of men. DNA studies show that further back than that, the difference was even greater.
Us beta men are so worthless, we should be off getting killed in a war or working the mines or something.
As in this thread, there are so many of us, so cocksure (what else are they going to do? Being despondent like me doesn't lead anywhere), the cream is meant to be scraped off the top, the best kept, the rest scrapped. I fully believe I belong to the latter.

2) At first I felt so alien to all these people, yelling, laughing, having a good time. I had those thoughts most people have "I don't belong! I'm not part of this race!", but then it hit me. I'm not different at all. That cacophony of voices, of stupid laughs, idiotic pomp, is all me. They're all me. There is no separating myself from them. That's the cluster fuck that's in my brain, heart, genes. I'm just one of the leaves to be nipped off

Just deleted my social media accounts, snapchat etc, signing off here for a while. Good luck anons.

>>24602703
27/M/4220 Like older guys?

>>24637480

So this is what I feels like to be a manlet.
Really makes you think...

>>24636127
fuckin night shift is gayer than AIDS. All my mates went out on a bender at a show I was meant to be taking photos at.

whats the fuckin go, mate?

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drunk again lads

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Need a +1 for the work party tonight in St Kilda. Free "entertainment" and a possible ride home included. You must be born a woman who identifies herself as a woman, and not be obese (it is Melbourne after all, and these things have to be pointed out).

>>24636521

To be this stupid ... must be female

>>24638923
Keep it up lad

>>24636877
What brings you to Canberra?

>>24639951
Kek, wonder why you needed to desperately clammer online for a date with a comment like that, sad

>>24640328

Which part of my comment offended you so personally, miss?
Are you dtf while stoned btw? I can respectfully send you dick pics

5116 23 m
Sup cunts?

2406/22/m

24 m 4212

scarnon cunts

watchin the union. so far a fairly even game.

>>24621103

Anyway to contact you that doesn't require handing over my data to kik?

>>24642873
No, keep that aluminum hat on and keep whispering so the government can't track you and try mentally projecting your conversations you freak

Fuck I aint even australian but I got a huge ass accent fetish ⊙﹏⊙Kik : QueenOtakuxxx

>>24643059
kek

Happy pre-monday ausfags.

Avoiding visiting relatives, taking suggestions on how to kill a few hours alone on a Sunday night.

>>24625556
>>24625404
im nearby if anyone is still around 21/mtf

>>24640429
"I can respectfully send you dick pics"
holy jesus I've seen some cringe before but god damn

10/10 chance you're some fat/obese/at least chubby cunt

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If you are from Australia or New Zealand join the Down Under group chat on Skype. Below are the Skype links to join it.

Skype Web link:

https://join.skype.com/JPvNDvs0Yrcv

or

Skype Desktop link:

skype:?chat&blob=n4vaQyEBJQ2BhpHCemKpEGA2ccfSZQ32LX2SEjKX7DO3Eh1hYoqfZYtfL6zwHL4CaC1WH_qRKHM

>>24644745
mate please look up and you might see the joke as it flies above your head

>>24625556
21 m 7250 m80

>>24642916

>App needs access to your camera roll, your microphone, and your location for no reason

Remember, if you're not the customer or the seller, you're probably the product.

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>>24644680
alcohol

Ana>>24602678
What's your Kik?

>>24645243
Get off the internet if you are so paranoid

>>24645631
it's not paranoia to not want obnoxious targeted ads about your weird boner problems

31/m 6019

Just moved back to Australia after living abroad for 3yrs.

So much has changed and it all feels different.

>>24646077
in what way?

>>24645934
>complaining about system where you receive advertisements based on algorithms that predict your needs
Oh no, I'm more likely to buy these products I'm seeing?
Being paranoid about this is delusional grandeur

Where can I find a dom? I'm shy and have no idea how to go about this kind of thing...

>>24646269
In austhreads, I guess. Where are ya from? build?

>>24640601
why you gotta live in a derro area baka

>>24646243
the definition of a good goy

23/f/2042
I work at a local cafe and could set a visitor up with free coffee + snacks? Come down on Transgender Tuesdays to meet a lovely, diverse crowd

hello ppl

>>24647360
What happens the rest of the week?
Molester Mondays?
Wanker Wednesdays?
Single mum saturdays?

18/M/4510
Bored as shit
hmu senpai

20/M/5000
So fucking bored after my dealer vanished ill overpay for weed

>>24647834
ah, but has your foreskin been removed perchance?