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>>24594883
I assume that you're the kind of guy who likes to make assumptions about people who are also assuming things about other people.

Remember, when you assume; you make an ASS out of U and ME.

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alright let's go

>>24594890
you just look like a very tired single dad

>>24594895
for all intents and purposes, yes.
Except I'm not a father (as far as I know).
But I do have 2 full grown man children living in my spare bedroom and I am tired of their fucking reindeer games. Couple of rumpus racketeer's.

>>24594901
you like to bite

>>24594893
you look like you very much dislike people like me. I can feel your disdain bleeding through my touch screen. Just remember, in the words of the great mohmar gadhaffi, "the west will pay for its decadent lifestyle with the blood of their children". That one always gets me going when I'm feeling down.

>>24594901
you look like you know your way around a German bdsm dungeon.

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:/

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>>24594939
Used to be a big nerd, now tries to hang out with the stoners. Did i get it right?

>>24594939
an high school student from europe?

>>24594918
French and 22 yo

>>24594939
you look like you enjoy the gentle caress of a large hairy man.
>>24594942
you look like you just dropped 25mcg of lab grade LSD.
>>24594943
you look like you're really into the new Nikki minaj single that's blaring through those headphones.

>>24594943
Mexican and lives in mexico city

>>24594890
you look like the asshole that fucked my girlfriend when I was out of town finishing my college internship.
Fuck you jackson, I hope you get herpes.

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>>24594890
Nice guy to hang out probably very funny and has a lot of crazy stories from he was younger
>>24594893
model or ex-model has a very nice body but is afraid to show it
>>24594901
has a tatto that doesn't love very much read and drink a lot of chai
>>24594942
take a lot of time on fix his hair
>>24594943
plays a lot of vidya

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>>24594890
You used to do a lot of drugs, but have gotten sober, and try not to talk about it much.

>>24594893
You pretend to hate sports, but secretly wish you were better at them.

>>24594901
You prefer how you look without glasses, but feel like it'd be wrong to admit it somehow.

>>24594918
You love EDM, like, a lot.

>>24594939
You worry a lot about how your voice sounds.

>>24594942
You really want to move, but you don't know where.

>>24594943
You've come closer to killing someone in a fight than you'd like to admit.

>>24594964
You're ex-military of some sort.

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Never done one of these before

>>24594945
Close I'm from Canada

>>24594964
you smoke a pack of cigarettes a day
>>24594969
you worship beyonce
>>24594977
you regularly steal cheap stuff from the local convenience store
>>24594990
you brag a lot to your friends about girls you've fucked even though you're still a virgin

>>24595010

Genuinely curious, why did you assume that? I actually the opposite of that. I've only ever had sex twice ever, and my friends definitely know that it's been 5 years since then. I actually don't care about sex at all.

>>24594950
>>24594964
I'm the one with the red shirt, I don't like most pop from nowadays, so no.
And I play vidya gaems

>>24594962
that's because I DID fuck your girlfriend you poor bastard.
>>24594964
Pretty much, it's been a helluva ride thus far.
>>24594969
Used to?? What is this amateur hour?? Just kidding (not really).

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>>24594890
you seem like a guy that try's a lot of different things
>>24594893
girl that loves to pretend to be bi but only feel attracted to guys
>>24594943
you don't party much and you have seen more that 200 series of Netflix
>>24594964
you can easily get girls at parties and get laid
>>24594969
easy girl not very hard to get under your panties

--I don't assume lazy persons--

>>24595081

You look like you go to Raves and love music and dancing.

>>24594964

You're a car guy

>>24594939

Straight A student

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>>24594969
Got pregnant quite young
>>24594977
raped a child
>>24595081
Really cares for animals and kids

>>24595081
I've seen some shit.. And some stuff too.
You strike me as someone who pretends to align with new wave feminism to avoid hate from your own gender, but really you just think they're a bunch of annoying whiney bitches that got turned down by chad one too many times.

>>24595098
I feel a deep hate radiating from you.. A hatred of men. You weaponize your physical appearance to fuck with men that you consider "douchey".

Amirite? Or amirite?

>>24595017
your face reminds me of someone like that, that's all

hell, you could be a genuinely great guy, but that smile is too familiar

>>24595098
Lmao what makes you think that?

>>24594969
Please post more, you remind me of that actress from Trainspotting.

Absolute hottie.

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I'll let you know if you get anything right

>>24595531
I got this.
I assume you're some kind of Oriental.

>>24595535
correct haha

>>24595541
that's why they pay me the big money good buddy.
Glad I could sort that out.

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I'll take the bait

>>24595576

You like basketball and wear Air Jordans

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I'm intrigued

>>24595614
homosexual man in 1982

>>24594925
that's wild!
>>24594964
aw i wish
you look like you wish you lived someplace warmer
>>24594969
i play a couple sports actually they're pretty cool

>>24595591

I play neither basketball nor own or have ever owned a pair of Jordans.

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>>24595576
do work at a youth center / big brother program
>>24595614
wants to get stalked
(change your file name)
>>24595531
close to your family
>>24595098
wannabe adelle
but you have no talent so you're just a fat cunt that hates men
>>24595081
high sex drive but picky about men
>>24594964
although capable, will not reach maximum potential in life, because of weed and indecisiveness
>>24594969
beer drinker
>>24594943
skates.... still
>>24594939
the way you wear your hat and those glasses are going to get you into trouble one day
>>24594901
the majority of men who hit on you are a generation older