Couldn't find a current assumptions thread

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>>24593378
Had a stroke :^^)

>>24593383
Didn't ever feel like he fit in
Considered joining the military

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>>24593378
waitress
>>24593383
hikes
>>24593384
slams puss

>>24593384
Un-ironically uses pick-up lines

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>>24593377

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>>24593378
would smash
>>24593383
stoner
>>24593384
>>24593397
pls shave bro

>>24593408
Hangs out around the bar exclusively to socialize

>>24593397
Active club member in HS

>>24593408
Is the one who makes the koolaide

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I'm the guy on the right

>>24593404
Usually high

>>24593428
Quiet kid who aced everything, good at things he set his mind to. Hiding some kind of horrendous character trait.

>>24593412
+1
>>24593426
good

>>24593384
White friends

>>24593426
>makes the koolaide
kek

>>24593444
That's actually pretty damn close

>>24593428
Super witty asshole

>>24593453
I am good at what I do

>>24593429
Probably going to age well

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>>24593383
plays an instrument in an okay garage band, most likely bass
>>24593384
way too loud
>>24593408
stuck in the glory days
>>24593428
"ironically" listens to cringey screams pop
>>24593429
casual, friendly type

>>24593446
Shit lmao u right

>>24593429
Secretly wants to grow a beard

>>24593480
Isn't proud of all the nudes he's sent

>>24593488
close, too self conscious to send nudes

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>>24593480
Brother

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Okay, let's go.
>>24593428
You give off the vibe that you listen to tame impala
>>24593429
stoner
>>24593480
You stay up to 4am on the reg

>>24593500
solid reference, you have my respect lil sis

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>>24593404
Is very nostalgic for the time in your life when you biked around the neighborhood with friends.

>>24593408
Hated grunge when it first came out, now pretend you always liked Nirvana.

>>24593428
Sometimes wish you would switch to contacts, but never quite find it the right time to do so.

>>24593429
Try your hardest to be friendly to everyone, but actually you are very cynical about people.

>>24593480
You see yourself as an "old soul", and complain about millennials, despite your young age.

>>24593501
You hate cats, have ever since childhood.

>>24593524
I got bitten when I was five, hate cats with a passion.
Doggos are superior.

>>24593524
Close if you flipped it. I've only been wearing glasses for about 2 years, had contacts since middleschool.

>>24593524
well played friend, my brothers 35, and he's always been my biggest influence. our worlds fucked yo

>>24593524
Gives off confidence, secretly insecure about looks

>>24593524
Gets "drunk" way too early at the party, uses it as an excuse to vent and hit on people

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>>24593524
Likes to have fun
>>24593501
Enjoys Vidya

>>24593577
Acts more Hispanic than he is

>>24593535
Ha, don't know how, but I knew it!

>>24593550
Ah, well, close enough, haha.

>>24593551
Haha, something about you gave off that vibe.

>>24593560
Close, although sometimes not so secret.

>>24593571
I rarely need an excuse to do either, haha. I also take awhile to get drunk, but that's likely because I drink way to much.

>>24593577
Not much of a stretch, but sure, lol.
Also, for you, I'm guessing that you don't actually like cars that much, but pretend that you do because you feel it's expected.

>>24593577
Not the oldest person in the group, but was usually the one that went into the liquor store to buy booze before anyone was old enough.

>>24593577
>likes to have fun
Is this a genuine assumption lol

>>24593690
Only if
>doesn't like to have fun
is as well lol

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>>24593577
domestic violence
>>24593524
socialite
>>24593501
tortures his toys
>>24593480
played a unisex sport in highschool, like track or swimming

inb4 "has a dirty anus"

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>>24593480
shops at h&m but lies about it
>>24593501
watches lets plays
>>24593524
close relationship with dad
>>24593577
regular reddit poster
>>24593978
too scared to go on amusement park rides

>>24594019
Don't reply to the guy above you, it's a meme. Not really him.
Also, you really like skittles.

>>24594019
>Looks like Jane from Breaking Bad

Lol you seem chill and gorgeous!

>>24594023
>gorgeous
oh wow ur gon b her bf now

So fucking thirsty, why does the sight of a woman bring out all the thirsty cucks?

>>24594027
Lmfao "I lov u new gf"

>>24594027
Someone needs to relax a bit hah, she is so what? If you consider that thirsty, feel bad for you.

>>24594021
im a meme?? i truely have never felt more honoured and merited. thanks senpai
>>24594019
only the "small world" ride. that shit creeps me out

you're a mix of parisian chic and kawaii

>>24594027
too pussy to show face
cant handle the bantz

>>24593524
i have always liked nirvana

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>>24594019
desu desu
you look like you know way around a long, hard, air hockey table.
Amirite?

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From Halloween

>>24595040
Many regrettable sexual encounters

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>>24596106
For me?
Virgin here
For future them?
Probably.
Hahaha

>>24596124
If you didn't dress up as weird shit for halloween, you could make those regrettable sexual encounters actually happen

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>>24595040
Not quite sure how to deal with the world around him, living in abstractions and maintaining a facade of some sort. Which you apparently enjoy, but still question too much to submerge into the actions fully. Probably would enjoy coke get addicted and then who knows.
>>24594019
Whatever friends youd once had youve now lost, except for perhaps a few, youre single, probably had one good emotional relationship where you got broken up with. Caring family, possibly no father.

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>>24596152
Well then, this is out of the question again...
>>24596164
World I have a decent grip on, besides more serious things like taxes and starting adult life
Facades I can't hold for long, I did it through high school a bit and it's not worth the effort - I am very hesitant though, I don't commit to that which I should
I'm more of a weed type guy, my uncle Tommy was the coke man of the family, he had pretty much your description

>>24594021
nop
>>24594624
xd really likes modest mouse
>>24596164
ahhh none of that is true sadly :( well not sadly for me bc if it was true my life would be pretty shit lmao! you rly hate formal schooling and prefer working with your hands

>>24596212
fuck modest mouse. Don't have time for those reindeer games. Hard no bud.

>>24593480
im only 19, these are my glory days you nigger

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>>24596164
Trying too hard to look like a russian gangster

>>24594019
Art College

>>24593978
Two Friends.

>>24593577
iPhone user

>>24593524
Guys are hella nice to you and you have no idea why.

>>24593501
You look like an asshole who robbed my house as a kid once.

>>24593480
Never even considered women as an option.

>>24593428
loved Napoleon Dynamite.

>>24593429
Band Geek.

>>24593408
Everything you cook smells bad

>>24593404
I bet you could sell me some weed.

>>24593397
Height Challenged Hyperactive

>>24593384
Took an improv class

>>24593383
Started or Considered Starting a band at some point.

>>24593378
Watches "geeky" stuff to try and be a geek but it doesn't work.

>>24596645
Used to be fat

>>24596656
I'm as fat as I've ever been, 6', fluctuating between 220-240

>>24596645
I don't rob people, sorry senpai

>>24596645
i cant cook for shit so yeah

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>>24593378
crazy
>>24593383
community college
>>24593384
pushy
>>24593397
takes hvac classes
>>24593428
runs a discord and plays league

>>24593428
Uncomfortable around people, criticize them in secret
>>24593429
You look like you'll be an easygoing teacher and would say silly jokes
>>24593480
Would take out the 4 wheelers at 3 am
>>24593524
You lowkey loved those boobs nicknames in highschool
>>24593978
Very peculiar sense of humour

>>24596924
I actually love people though, I hate being alone.