>tfw on /soc/ and not gay

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tfw on /soc/ in general

>>24576507
Enjoy your crushing loneliness...

>>24576507
Holy shit, unlucky ID

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>>24576507
>ID

>>24576507
>yxYGAy

Wew lad

Just become bi, man. You get twice the sex and you don't have to suck anything or offer your butt up to anyone. I've probably gotten more straight sex since playing around with dudes cause it boosted my self-esteem and confidence, honestly.

>straight
>get to all of the threads late
>one girl posts in a thread
>27 guys replied to her already

why do i waste my time on this board

>>24576507
Your ID says otherwise

>>24576999
Yop kek

>>24577006
And how can you "become" bi?

One day you wake up and think "Last time I got laid Nicholas Cage still had natural hair, maybe I could try eating some cocks..."?

>>24577727
Kek, that homophone logic though (not you)
>they just decide to be a different sexuality

>>24577334
for the amazing passive aggressive rate threads of course.

>>24577334
I'm in the same boat. One time I exchanged kik with a straight girl in my area code but she thought I was too weird to get along with

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why you could always just judge people. i have a girlfriend and a small group of friends, but i still come here every now and then to bash faggets and ugly women, /b/ is dull after 7 years.

How do I become asexual

>>24581072
castration is a good way

>>24576507
ill reverse your gay curse if youre nearby my dude

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>>24576507
>tfw on /soc/ and bi

>>24579588
same here
i literally posted what i wanted to do and she gave me her kik and when i messaged her she was like "oh i dont meet people this fast from online"
then why reply to the fucking thread

>>24576507
So what you're trying to say is you jerk off to traps?

>male camwhore threads are everywhere, literally can't hide the dicks fast enough
>female camwhore threads are dead for days
>90% of female screennames weren't posted by them, or are disconnected
>9% of female screennames were posted by them but they're so swamped with replies you're lucky to have one solid conversation with them
fuck this gay earth

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>>24576507
>tfw on /soc/ in Utah and not gay

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> 26 / M / CA
> doctor
> good looking, consistently given 9/10
> lots of good past relationships
> not gay, autistic or strange
> never added in any threads
> Mfw

>>24583307
why not just go out?
if your description is true you should be getting pussy left and right, why are you bothering with /soc/?

>>24584232
I do both. I just find it amazing that /soc/ is where no luck is had.

>>24583307

You sound autistic.

>>24576507
i'm bi, but >tfw not interested in random hookups AT ALL.........

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>>24576507
>bi
>easy going
>open minded
>few limits and/or turn offs
>switch
>can travel
>happy to try a more long term approach
>still nothing

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>>24584254
>i'm bi
>not interested in random hookups AT ALL

>>24584268
>bi
>happy to try a more long term approach

>>24584244
If you think I sound autistic, I'd hate to think what your evaluation of the rest of these losers is lmao

>>24584273
you wanna be gay with me?

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>>24584286
Only if you keep everything below the neck, bottom and say no homo after.

>>24584298
no can do squire

>>24584286
Ohh and balls must not touch, almost forgot that.
>no homo

You don't need to be gay to let a guy suck your cock... it's not as big a'deal as people make it out to be.

And all threads are only about horny straight males. That's boring. Why don't they try to get laid with a guy since no females want them anyway...

>>24576507
>tfw on /soc/ and black

People don't even want to fucking be friends