I want to try Tinder but I have no pictures that I could use.

what's the worst that can happen. just do it and see what happens

Most people I know use selfies as their main pic and then pics with friends/pets for the others. Post a selfie on here and we can give you some pointers.

>>24573052
I would rather not post my face itt because some people I know probably are lurking by. Would love for some help over kik if anyone is feeling like helping a brother out

kik: aurorabright

I'm having the same problem here, OP. I really wanted to create a profile, but I don't have any good photos of myself.

Also, what could be a good description?

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>>24573069
And why do you care if someone you might know sees you on tinder?

>I've matched with like 10 girls I went to hs with off of tinder.

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i also need some help, im getting shit for matches.

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>>24573668

>>24573670
Dont see a problem in my opinion. Think your profile is fine other than the (DUDELOLWEED) part. Audibly kekked in a good way and said oh cool i like geese.

>>24573670
get rid of the weed comment.

Do you actually want to just chill with people. Your profile sounds great for finding male friends.

Too many selfies. You live on a farm damnit. Have someone take a picture of you shovelling crap in farmer gettup for satire.

You seem like a chill person though, 8/10 would hang with

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Guys need opinions on this pic for Tinder. I like it as a photo but want to know how good it looks legitimately. I'm a really selective swiper so I mean I need elite pics.

>>24573668
I'm not sure what I should tell you, I don't know what lengths you're willing to go to.

>>24574144
Looks cool. You look relaxed and chill, the fact that someone else is in the photo indicates to matches that you have friends. 10/10 phoro imo, wish I was that photogenic.

>>24574144
You look fit, if I saw you out & about I'd probably think you're a douche, but you're probably aight.

>>24574147
I got other pics with friends just seems like a cool shot. But not sure if my appearance is good enough in it considering I am only swiping elite or nearly elite women (like model caliber).

I don't mind if it's not, I have other pics.

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What should I say to her? I matched with her before had a decent convo that didnt go anywhere and matched again after I reset my account. Apparently shes into kinky stuff

>>24574542
Hey we talked before, some excuse why you deleted it, bit of small talk then just straight up "so tell me, how kinky is kinky"

25/f here in need of advice

I've been using OKC for a while and I feel like I've gone out with every interesting/interested guy in my area so I'm considering making a Tinder account.

a.) Should I include that I'm looking for something serious in my profile?
b.) I have some non-selfie pics but none with my friends, does that matter? We just never really take pics when we're hanging out

>>24574883
>I've gone out with every interesting/interested guy

How many did you bang?

>>24574883
Unless you want a bunch of dudes asking you for a hookup, put that you want something serious. You'll still get dudes looking to hookup, but probably not as many. Second, when I'm swiping through it doesn't matter to me if a girl has friends, so long as she is cute and has a good bio I'll swipe right. But I'm not picky either.

>>24574542
tell her she shouldn't wear horizontal stripes, especially if she has a larger body type

>>24574152
What do you mean? He's got such a kind face. That little, shrugging, almost sad half-smile breaks my fucking heart.

>>24575054
i cant tell which girls insults work on. some girls respond well to it and others get offended instantly

I need some good openings. I used the classic "would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a 100 duck sized horses?" but this girls already had that one oops
>need something new
>hi is just lame

>>24574883
definitely put something that says you look only for serious stuff
other than that - don't bother

yesterday morning I made a fake account just to see what it looks like for women
jesus
fucking
Christ
I swipe random, but like 97% of the swipes are instant match
I used two photos of some moderately pretty Instagram yoga chick, just two faceshots, no bio and fuck me, looks like every dude is swiping me right

on the other hand, it is quite enlightening in the sense that now I see that most of the profiles are just plain boring, even the attractive ones
the same photos etc, I even found a faggot that used the same bio description as myself
kinda makes you think, would recommend

I could use a bit of Help here badly, I was talking to this German girl and it seemed like it was going well, exchanged numbers and all that.

Tried to set up a date and she said she's bringing her friend who she said is visiting from Germany if that was ok.

I said it was fine but is this a German thing or am I after fucking up somewhere here?

Probs just afraid of meeting a stranger from the internet alone. If you fucked up she wouldn't want to meet up at all.

Maybe, I dunno, I cant help but feel like Im basically playing tour guide to him and her and that they just want someone to show them around.

>>24573668
all your pictures are from underneath, it's the least flattering angle

>>24573670
>irish-indian
what a spicy potato.
that said, you need to spice up your info, it looks boring and the goose pun doesnt sound funny nor smooth, really just remake the whole thing and just make sure you punch up your hobbies, the farm thingy only works if you look the part (and by that i mean having pictures on a farm and stuff)
you can make it mane.

>>24574144
just crop the pic faggot, it doesnt have that much of great composition but if you crop it right it might look cool.

>>24575054
>>24576102
/fa/ggots

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Any feedback?

>>24577211
stop looking like a homeless druggy.
>sorry
have a shave, a haircut and take some brighter photos outdoors.

>>24574542
I rematched a girl on there and said "Haha I think we've spoken before". She replied, but remember it's not good that you remember speaking to her as it shows you valued the chat too much, but you can compensate after.

>>24574883
Don't use Tinder you annoying wench. You're clogging up my swipes. Okay I really do like maybe 1 in 2000 of my swipes, but we know exactly why I'm swiping the other 1999. If all girls were looking for something serious too, the app would be fucked. It's a hookup app basically.

>>24575036
That's bullshit, she will get loads of guys trying to hookup. Most women put that in their bio to not seem slutty but still are open to hooking up under the right circumstances. Wtf is wrong with women wanting "love" all the time, this is why online dating is crap and it's best to just go to clubs haha.

>>24576347
It's shit because it's copy and pasted. Here's what you do, write something witty based on the girl's name or bio, and if there's nothing good there ask how her day is going/how her day went. Make sure you elaborate your answers not just "yes" "no" too.

>>24576588
Fkn lol would never meet a girl who brought a friend along. That's shit.

>>24577013
I meant my face, I need pics where my face looks good enough to be appealing to upper end women. I wanna use the pic because it's a snap of the Ibiza West End strip and looks like I'm active enjoying life with friends and stuff, but I won't use it if my aesthetics aren't good enough in it for really hot women.

Since there's a thread on Tinder, I'll ask here.

When you swipe right on someone, are they also looking at your photo and swiping at the same time?

I installed Tinder at night time and instantly matched with this attractive female way out of my league, who was the first one I swiped (not sure how, blows my mind).

After that I swiped a lot of women, but I did not get a single match. Are these women asleep? Is there a queue and at some point they'll get to my image? I mean, these were some very attractive females (apart from a few average ones) and I only have 1 image, so it does make some sense, but still, I am curious. It also doesn't make sense that so many females are up at 2 at night swiping on Tinder when they should be sleeping.

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Help me pls.

Can Tinder bots switch to texting? I matched with a chick and she wanted to talk dirty pretty quickly, even after I mentioned I had a cold. I eventually got her number after a decently long exchanged of texts on Tinder and SMS and she's asking for a dick pic now. I've either landed the horniest girl in years or a really sophisticated bot. No mention of products or mobile games or anything, and she sent me her number.

>>24577456
I try not to do the 'we've talked before' angle. i just dont want to fuck the convo up again

I have no idea what do put for my bio honestly. I'm really into stupid typical shit like going outside/programming/running/vidya/anime/travel but that's all boring as fuck and I'm not attractive enough to just put "My couch pulls out, I don't."

Any ideas or suggestions? I prefer Emo/Weeb Girls honestly. I know I shouldn't be using Tinder to find chicks like that but oh well.

>>24577699

A match just means they swiped right/liked your profile. Technically they could have done it rIght before or when you swiped on them, but it could be any time. Like I've swiped during the day and woke up with a new match cuz the girl was swiping overnight.

>>24578530
I've already got 12 matches (all but 1 after I stopped swiping) and it's still night, so I guess some were sleeping and some probably still are. I guess 12 is already quite good considering I have the worst profile imaginable: Profile: 6'1. And the only picture is a shitty closeup of my face that looks autistic and goofy as hell. So I shouldn't complain.

I guess once I get a good profile together it'll be a lot more successful.

>>24578544

Damn dude that's nice. I only have 14 matches but only 5 are real girls. The rest are bots.

>>24578553
They're all real girls. If they're fake, then their profiles are really convincing.

1 happens to be a trans, so there's that... I guess that's what I get for just swiping and not reading their profile (the closeup of his face made it look like he was an attractive girl in his profile picture and I had set my attraction to girls only).

I guess I would rate my first match 6.5 + another 6, and most of the rest were 5s and 4s, so it's not like I am swimming in beautiful women. But it's a lot better than I had thought when I installed Tinder and made my shitty profile.

>>24577938

Your first picture should never be a group picture.

>>24578566
I meant: I happen to get a trans as a match, not that I am one. Jesus Christ, I am so sleepy, but I can't sleep for some reason.

>>24577456
you didnt look like a dumb teenager in your pics, go figure

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My dudes am I just too unattractive for this app, or am I just shit at taking pictures?

Also help with bio I'm retarded.

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>>24573032
I've been on tinder two weeks now. I am really attractive and what I learned is that I can get away with saying anything to women on there and they won't unmatch me.

>>24578958
Any more to that conversation?

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>>24578958
This was the follow up.

>>24578974
>>24578968
My tinder is not loading right now but there was two messages in between.
I said you sound serious how about you start by telling me about yourself.

Then she went on a boring rant about being valedictorian, from hawaii, communications major, and in a sorority.

And then I just said cool thinking it would lead to an unmatch

>>24578898
look at the camera you fuckboy

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Could I find any luck on Tinder? I wanna try but I'm not very good with bios and not sure which sort of pics I should use.

>>24574144

Instead of sperging out about your friends face, just put a sticker over it that would cute/amusing to the girl to cover the fact that your friend is fugly/hotter than you. (Most likely the former because your clothes fit better)

>>24580377

Go for the "not like other niggers" nignog look,

Why the fuck does Tinder keep reuploading my deleted photo? I switched out my photo because I didn't like it and deleted the old one.

But now every time the app refreshes, the photo is there,

Does Tinder not allow me to delete a photo when I don't have 6? This is so confusing... I don't want the fucking picture there...

>>24573668
weight loss

>>24578898
look at the camera
groom yourself so you don't look like a beta numale
>>24580377
look like you're happy
>>24577938
which one is you???

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>I volunteer at animal shelters, fix computers, and drink mass quantities of coffee-flavored beverages

>I promise I won't send you any dick pics

I barely ever get matches

>people that send a message
>then instantly unmatch

Whats the cucking point?

>>24582307
Maybe just stick with the pic in the top right-hand corner and the one under that. you look a lil old in the rest ;/

>>24582307

trust me on this

1) lurk /fa/ and get better clothes, even thrift shops sometimes have them
2) shave the beard and get a haircut that makes you look younger
3) workout more and get ripped and wear tight-fitting shirts in your tindr pic

that's probably the best hope for you

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>>24583504
But I have zero fashion sense and am a poorfag

Also the other day someone in another thread told me I should grow a beard (I don't currently have one)

which is it??

>>24578974
>One word answers.
Jesus fucking christ.

I swear women on tinder have no experience in holding a conversation, it feels like pulling teeth.

>>24583706
try smiling, also you dont have to be rich to dress decently.

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I've had pretty good success with Tinder convos thus far, but you just have to get creative with it.

This is my profile, along with the bio:
I've a complete master of the English language and the art of incoherent nonsense but not necessarily in that order.

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>>24585104
Convo dump 1/3

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>>24585106
Convo dump 2/3

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>>24585111
Convo dump 3/3

>>24584706
But I really don't know how. Plus I don't exactly have the body type at the moment where nice close would look flattering on me

>>24585113
Smooth as butter.

>>24585106
>>24585111
>>24585113
You're a little bit cringey, do you only attract the weirder girls?

>>24573032
People swipe right on everybody and get upset when nobody matches with them
But if you swipe on everyone you get blacklisted and nobody sees your profile

>>24577938
>meme king
fuck all the girls want a meme king

>>24586751
Actually yes

So question: Do woman look favorably at pictures of dudes with cats or is it you only look good if you have a dog and nothing else?

Somewhat off topic but kinda related, does Plenty of Fish work at all? I seem to be getting a lot of 'X wants to meet you!' messages but I'm certain they're all fake profiles or some kind of prostitutes.

>>24585106
>>24585111
>>24585113
Pretty shameful to be honest...

>>24587660

Yeah they're mostly bots or scams. I used it for like 2 weeks. One of the first girls I messaged actually responded. We quickly moved to texting and talking about sex. Then trading nudes and setting up a meeting to fuck. Then she ghosted. Every other girl either didn't respond or would send one reply then wouldn't say anything else. 2/10, would not recommend lol. Plus it's annoying with trying to get to have you pay

>>24587734
That's a shame. I'm not really attractive so I don't think these dating things will help much if everyone's interested in much better looking guys or some kind of con artist.

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making an tinder, first time ever doing any sort of online dating, which pictures do you think look best? How many should I use?

I honestly don't have any recent pictures of me actually doing anything besides hanging out in party hallways, even the NY pics are about a year old

>>24587745

I always thought I was fairly good looking but after my lack of sexual success or even getting matches, responses or second dates on tinder, pof and ok Cupid, I'm kinda rethinking things lol.

If you don't think you're attractive I'd recommend not using it. It honestly just makes you feel like shit when no girls reply, even if you seem to have a lot in common and write an actual message to them.

I've even tested out by messaging girls I had zero attraction to and they didn't respond. So either they think they're not good enough for me or the more likely thing is I just have shit luck

>>24587825
Probably too many fish, ironically. Every bottom feeder thinks they're top tier because there are probably ten times as many guys as there are girls telling them they're perfect and beautiful.

>>24587822
2,6,4 maybe 7

>>24587865

You got that right lol. It really sunk in for me when I was on a boring date with a chubby girl from tinder. She told me she only used the app for a month and had 450 matches. Another girl a few months ago told me she had over a thousand. I can't imagine how many thousands actual hot girls have

>>24587822
>How many should I use?
It's not about how much, it's more to not say only about each one you take.

I was going for none of the picture but 7 is good because of the Dye. Please, try to take more picture with daylight and get profit out of it.
3 would be good if eyes wasn't red to the point you seem about to cry.

If you care,
You'll get new pictures for it.
Entice your ego.

>>24587928
Cheers, I guess I'll need to get to work. I've got some nice winter coats I want to show off anyway.

Is having a profile of mostly selfies poor show? Awkward just asking people to take a picture of me

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>>24587979

I do and I don't think it plays in my favor.
I ain't the social type but I get away with the camera self-timer. Diversity is the key.

Try different shots, face, full body, etc.
Different places, different persons..

> Awkward just asking people to take a picture of me
Don't force it then, take it if you feel it.
4 is good enough to take a example.

NY was a cool one too.

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Simple, yet effective

>>24588062
Lol, if I got enough matches I'd do it for bants

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>>24573668
Aim the camera downwards and slightly to the side while you're giving a cheeky (I'm gonna fuck her tonight) grin.
Why give her the worst angles - she'l find those out when she's sucking your dick

Also for future reference, sticking your tongue to the roof of your mouth helps to hide turkey neck. I tell this to my sisters to help with wedding photos

>>24573668
>outdoors
unrelated note but I love camping and hiking
24/m
>beer buddies?
>campfire beers are the best

>>24576347
My usual: Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

Another: I bet I can make you as wet as a spastics chin

Another: I bet if you sat on my face, I could eat my way to your heart

>>24577211

>wheelchair

good luck lad, you're fucked. Best not mention that. Then when you manage to attract them with your wit , they wont abandon you on the first date

>>24588369
yea, that wont happend. you'll be surprised how many girls actually doesn't care about the wheelchair, some kind of motherinstict just comes up in them

Is it possible to get matches if you dont have any groip pictures or friends? Lol yea i know that sounds pathetic

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What do

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>>24588914
What do pt 2

>>24588914
Shave.

>>24588925

I agree with this anon
You dont have a good beard.

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>>24588925
>>24588933
Here anons

>>24589138

See? Now why would you ever have that terrible beard over that? Beards are for numales, or to hide having a shit chin. You have a decent chin.

Anyways. Girls may or may not be into the glasses. You might want to ask other people about that.

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I'm not getting any matches. Any ideas to help my profile. Thanks

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>>24589144
Just for the sake of reference here's without, playing Cs so cbf

>>24577938
Pic 3 should be #1 imo. Also not sure if #2 is attracting the type of girls you want to be attracting. It feels awkward with the rest of your profile.

Back when I was 17 on underage Twitter I got some actual hot matches that weren't bots
But now I get no matches at all
I have all selfies as pics too

How do you not have a timer on your camera?

>>24589179
way better without imo, get contacts

>>24589175

Lose weight,
Like seriously.

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Okay guys, I know I'm not brad pitt but I swiped every single girl in my area.

Settings : max distance, 19 - 25 (I'm 21).

I even sent a few super likes.

I got like 15 matches. 15 bots.

Anyone got an idea that doesn't involve an hero ?

>>24590910
I think the Tinder craze is dying down. Plenty of people have had poor experiences and have either abandoned it, or swipe on VERY few people. I'm not Pitt either, but I have about a dozen matches after 2 months or so. Mostly because I live in a college town and a state with a low pop.

I couldn't really say, you're handsome enough. The amount of bots even where I live is fucking insane. I can easily tell which profiles are fake though. I've been using tinder on and off for about two years.

>>24590924
Are you american ? Here we are always a few months / years late vs US. Some friends are on Tinder, fucked girls and then found serious GFs.

Ask a tinder pro anything

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>>24591020
Forgot pic

>>24591022
How do you move the conversation beyond small talk? I get matchs but then after a couple of messages the chat just dies

>>24591045
Team up with me. I got no match but I can chat for hours with any slightly interesting girl.

You have to constantly estimate the state of mind of the girl. For example, you start with exchanging personnal info, but you have to feel if it gets boring and move to something else.

Classic shit like movies, travel, culture, but don't be afraid to switch to a specific subject out of nowhere.

Now we have to find someone who knows how to conclude because the last time I bring a girl home I fucked up.

>>24588341
im down,im out in cali though, redwoods? kik is mosander510

>>24574542
Every time I see a girl say they like the "oxford comma", I throw up in my fucking mouth.

It's the most pretentious and pointless thing I've ever heard. It's like journalism and the AP style are defunct or something.

>Girl is dtf
>Can't host cause no privacy in house
>Girl sends sad face emoji

Fuck sake, just my luck

>match with someone
>they send a message
>they unmatch a few seconds after and you aren't able to read what they said

Should I be annoyed or could have this been a bot?

>>24591022
Whats your secret to getting matches?

>>24591020
What's your main pic

situation/question for any tinder pros:

ok so lets say ive matched with some women and as far as i can tell they arent bots because they dont immediately message me, and i look through their profile to pick up on something to break the ice with because im p shit at breaking the ice, and then when i message them they never respond.

like should i continue to try to message them or give up?

>>24576794
>him and her

That's most likely what you are - girls don't bring guy friends to actual Dates.That's no different in Germany (source: authentic German, accept no substitutes)

>>24577456
>Why it's best to go to clubs

I do go to clubs reagularyl, but I can't pick up for the life of me. My problem is massive approach anxiety. If I could just chat up the girls, I could then figure out what works and what doesn't and figure it out that way. Or probably not even figure out anything, just end up talking to a girl who's into me and dtf, try to push things further and things will most liekly take care of themselves.
But I need to get myself to approach for that instead of going all in my own head and inventing a thousand inane reasons not to while being more and more paralysed by irrational fear.
Any tips?

what do you do when the girl only responds with one word answers like "lol" yeah" "no idea" "cool"

move on?

>>24590513
Working on that all ready

>>24590910
Cut your hair. Shave. And take better pictures. Natural light is best and look at the camera lense.

>>24592209
100% a bot

So i met this girl on tinder. We both made it pretty clear it was a sex thing, and it turnned out she had gotten really fat. She reeed at me, and even called me an ugly nigger when i refused to kiss her. who was in the wrong here?

it was a funny expireence, but i actually get sad when looking at her old photos. she's not in a healthy mental state.

>>24592271
Are you me, the only thing I have as an extra problem is that a get way too drunk most of the time and turn into an absolute retard, where I've had girls try talking to me and I've blew it immediately

Does your profile message matter at all or should I care more about my pictures? Asking for a friend

>>24595692
Girls I know who use tinder swipe at first pic most of the time. And never read text. But they might not be the best example.

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Should i, or should i not use this as my first pic, the one i currently have is me lying on a bed offering cake

Not sure if this looks too docuhey, but im honestly only there to hook up

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Is this a good first pic?

So what kinds of images are consider major turn offs for woman? Shirtless mirror selfies with the flash turned off? Images of the dude with a pet other then a dog? Pictures of them with drugs or drug perephenalia? Holding alcohol of some kind? Pictures with girls who or may not be their girlfriends?

>>24596266
You look like a homeless man, but I like that hoodie. What is it?

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Okay here's a dilemna... Not sure which of these to use as main.

Tinder CLAIMS the one on the right is my "Top Pic" or whatever, based on that new feature that tests all of your pics.

However I could swear I get better (and perhaps even more) matches with the one on the left. I'm not entirely sure because I don't keep track, but it feels that way.

Currently I'm using the one on the right because Tinder suggests it as the best, but considering switching back.

>>24592271
>Any tips?

Yes I go to clubs every single week also.

First tip if you are open to it, is to drink or take something. Alcohol + lots of energy drink is like amphetamine lite haha. Also amphetamine or MDMA will work. If the setting is appropriate like it is at most big clubs, you can get away with looking a bit retarded, and will come across as being the coolest man on the planet. Can't really fail.

Secondly go to dark clubs which are a bit more crowded so you can blend into the crowd, and you don't feel like you're in the spotlight.

Third tip is to not have friends standing there in my opinion. Puts more pressure on success, unless they are extremely close friends and supportive no matter what so you don't feel like you'll get laughed at for failing. Luckily I have some really close and supportive friends and if it's particularly tough I tell them to tell me to do it, then I do.

Fourth is to not think about what you're doing of course. The more you think about it the worse it is. Usually the easiest times are when you aren't really thinking and you react on instinct.

Fifth your night starts the second you step out of the front door. Talk to everyone whenever possible. Literally lie and pretend you don't know directions as an excuse to talk to random strangers even. You don't even need to talk beyond asking directions, it's just about getting in the "go and talk to random people" mode.

Some other things probably, and more stuff I could say if you speak about more specific issues. I mean it's not like I find it easy to do either so you're not asking an expert, but I will usually approach maybe 5 or more women whenever I go out, and some guys too but just for friendly good times ofc (lmao). It's actually better to approach guys too otherwise you look predatory.

>>24588914
I have the same problem man.
I have too much hair, but hate shaving. Start using a straight edge razor, an electric shaver and a mini electric shaver.

>>24596559
the one on the right makes you looked drugged out. You look fucking glassy eyed in the right, get rid of that one pronto. The one on the left is top notch.

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Is this pic actually bad as first pic? I was quite confident and spent a lot time since I suck at this, but every male friend I asked told me its a major turn off. I got no matches yet but I started using this app just yesterday so who knows.

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feedback appreciated

>>24596559
kys faggot

>>24598189
Hard to tell but I'm pretty sure you're guy on the left in picture 1. DELETE THIS because the guy on the right is much better looking than you.

>>24577211
is that infidelamsterdam?

>>24573668
that'd be because you're ugly as shit.
sorry you had to find out this way :(

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should i bother?

>>24598334
You can be seen as very uncoventially attractive out there by a few girls.

I like your hiar, how do you do it?

>>24598270
So is that a vote for left or right? I switched back to left but performing poor today might go right yet again.

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only matches I get are bots, am I this unattractive ?

>inb4 use a pic where you're out with friends and shit