Hey /soc/ How about a fresh /assumption/ thread?

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>>24569229
You have a weakness for guys who you know are bad for you

Whore/10

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>>24569229
Your friends talk about you behind your back. You know it, but you don't care.
>>24569240
You don't really like enjoy having a beard, you just like that others see you as tougher.

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>>24569229
you are not an easy girl but the guy only needs to be attractive to get under your pants
>>24569240
Weed smoker, skater or ex-skater own an expensive longboard

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>>24569270
smokes too much
>>24569269
watches anime
>>24569240
deep voice, skates or longboards
>>24569229
some esoteric beliefs

>>24569229
I would assume that you'd fuck me without batting an eye.

>>24569282
actually, I smoke only on weekends when I drink on weekdays I only vape

>>24569290
has a huge cosmetics collection

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I can never think of assumptions based on people's faces for some reason idk

>>24569345
you write poetry

>>24569345
Likes anime, usually tags along with friends, quick to stand up when offended, doesnt date a lot.

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>>24569229
enjoys various active hobbies
>>24569240
has a babyface without the beard
>>24569269
listens to vaporwave
>>24569270
has a solid look, but opposite in the mind
>>24569282
messy lifestyle
>>24569290
is posted on every thread and never responds..?
>>24569345
has a lot of artist friends

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I posted in about 5 threads already...

>>24569229
You don't seem likeable.
>>24569240
Loner, and you seem sad, man. Your style is great, I wish I could grow a beard like that. 8.
>>24569269
Friendliest guy around. 8.
>>24569270
Want to be seen as tough. 7.5
>>24569282
Laid back, weed smoker. 6.5
>>24569290
Cares about her appearance. 6
>>24569345
Listens to a lot of music. 7.
>>24569904
Artistic type, a bit on the shy side. 6.5

>>24569914
Contribute to the thread and maybe others will acknowledge you.
>Quietly narcissistic and doesn't like to contribute on social online forums.

>>24569945
I did. :)

>>24569950
Ah! So you did. Should have updated before I posted. My bad.

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>>24569229
Comes off as cold to strangers, although you're actually quite friendly around those you're comfortable with.
>>24569240
A past traumatic experience has cause you to put up a hard "tough guy" front, although you're extremely empathetic. You're a champion of the little guy, and will go out of your way to help strangers.
>>24569269
Outgoing as fuck and you make friends easily, though you only have a small circle of trusted friends.
>>24569270
Arrogant about your skill set, particularly when it comes to work, but sometimes the arrogance is warranted.
>>24569282
Laid back, doesn't take life too seriously, has fun joking around.
>>24569290
Your bathroom is a disaster zone of female beauty products and the like, but your bedroom is immaculate, as is most other areas of your life.
>>24569345
You studied hard to get to where you are in life. Has a large vocabulary, but you don't mind dumbing things down so as not to alienate those around you.
>>24569904
You enjoy video games, you have a sister a year or two older than you, and the two of you didn't get along in your youth.
>>24569914
>not really narcissistic
You're a man with a plan. You see your goals and how to achieve them. Your biggest weakness is your own ambition.

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>>24569229
You've definitely snorted coke
>>24569240
You're a sensitive individual
>>24569269
You smoke lots of dope
>>24569270
You enjoy game of thrones a little too much
>>24569282
Bailed on college, maybe a heavy drinker
>>24569345
You're the dude whos considered the "cool cousin" at family reunions
>>24569904
The guy who gets fake numbers of girls
>>24570031
Offers a beer but can't bum you a cigarette

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>>24569914
drinks a lot of black coffee
>>24569904
metal fan, used to have longer hair
>>24569345
enjoys deep conversations, good listener
>>24569290
enjoys chatting with many people at parties
>>24569282
doesnt drink or do drugs
>>24569270
doesnt have a good relationship with his father
>>24569269
you have a very playful side that you only show around good friends
>>24569240
a little self absorbed, confident but still somehow unsatisifed
>>24569229
can take more alcohol than most men
>>24570039
needs to have control over everything in her life
>>24570044
doesnt have many friends
>>24570031
has lost a lot of things that were dear to him
>>24570056
plays the clarinette, wants to become a vegeterian but cant stick to it

>>24569240
You run a youtube channel called DramaAlert
>>24569269
Dropout that hangs out with teenagers
>>24569270
Have your shit together. Probably have a fiance.
>>24569282
Probably fucked a girlfriend or two
>>24569345
Probably protesting Trump's presidency
>>24569914
Been in a few relationships, none as meaningful as the time you got your first heartbreak.
>>24570031
Look like a fucking bad ass dude, wish you were my dad.
>>24570056
Look like my ex.
>>24570066
Also look like my other ex. Stay away from me cheater

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>>24569229
pub crawler./
>>24569240
indie broesph pretty artsy too
>>24569904
college freshman
>>24570066
overall a nice person, pretty into reading as of recent
>>24569270
works in sales.

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>>24569229
slag
>>24569240
sad but acts happy
>>24569269
helpful
>>24569270
studying programming
>>24569282
smokes
>>24569904
plays a lot of league
>>24569914
completely ordinary
>>24570031
happy :)
>>24570056
into the environment
>>24570066
withdrawn, sad
>>24570510
constantly looking for an excuse to go to a bar

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I'll r8 in a bit

>>24570573
Has a surprisingly girly side but rarely shows it cause it she wants to be seen as one of the guys. Works at a café.

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>>24569240
hipster, follows the crowd never a leader

>>24569282
good dude

>>24570066
you look kind of lost in that picture, like your soul is speaking out

>>24570056
dirty girl

>>24570510
looks european, might have a thick accent

>>24569270
trump supporter, actually follows politics and is woke

bamp

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Please give me the assumptions.

I do cringey things like wearing chokers, but I promise, I'm nothing like the girls that do it unironically.

>>24569345
Holy fuck you are extremely fucking cute

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>>24572584
at the bar every fiday
>>24571503
into computer science
>>24570573
some right wing opinions

>>24572659
Holy shit, how'd u know? Computer Science is my major.

You listen to Asian rappers I bet. Great smile, so you have a few good friends that you met in college/work

>>24569229
I assume no one notices you....

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>>24572659
plays dota2 on the downlow from friends and aquaintances
>>24572584
cheated on a past partner and never told them
>>24571503
more sensitive than friends think, tries to laugh off things when upset
>>24570770
doesnt mind a fight but has never started one
>>24570573
was an emo kid in highschool

>>24571506
Haha thanks anon

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>>24573103
Enjoys working out
>>24572659
Knows good beer
>>24571503
Political science major

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>>24569240
you like cooking
>>24569270
hates liberals
>>24569282
argues alot on the internet
>>24569904
a good listener
>>24570044
was popular in school
>>24573160
likes vidya

>>24573177
owns a cat
>>24573160
always has his card ready
>>24573103
in nature as much as possible

>>24572584
You fuck a lot of black guys

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>>24569229
has a kid
>>24569240
"band" member, probably in his late twenties now, sexual peak has passed
>>24569269
approachable dude wouldsayhello/10
>>24569270
works in a vape shop
>>24569282
failed high school, is possibly a "no job too small" white van man
>>24569290
goes out on loads of dates, never commits
>>24569345
is tired of this life
>>24569904
musician/artist, probably accidently became the centre of a social circle
>>24570044
on the spectrum somewhere, probably doesn't get out much

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>>24569229
acts cold hearted but cries self to sleep every night
>>24569269
snowboards/skateboards
>>24569345
poet
>>24570056
genuine, sensitive, also a memer
>>24570510
a bit nutty
>>24573160
has a personality disorder

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>>24573917
You still take adhd medication
>>24573177
You took a few art courses in college but quit because art history was nothing but bullshit
>>24574395
Aside from playing sports with your friends you otherwise don't habitually play much sports

>>24569229
you've had a lifetime of terrible dick

>>24569240
lonely lumbersexual

>>24569269
majoring in comp sci and you hate it

>>24569270
u listen to the ramones still

>>24569290
you're the friend that forces everyone to shitty clubs

>>24569345
amateur game dev

>>24569904
you listen and identify with burzum

>>24570056
you've fucked like 2 guys "but trust me im kinky!!"

>>24570097
>wish you were my dad.
kek

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>>24569229

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>>24569229
People think your happy but you bottle feelings inside
>>24569240
Post beard memes non stop
>>24569269
Nice stoner, stays inside with friends
>>24569345
Intelligent but socially awkward
>>24569904
Lives with parents and plays tabletop games

>>24575539
likes the gym. feels disciminated for being asian
>>24575521
football (soccer)
>>24575301
indie game dev

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>>24575684

first of all, apologies for not posting a pic of myself. I just thought it would be fun to be dead honest and write what comes up.

>>24569229
unforgiving
>>24569240
poor. but not lazy.
>>24569270
no bullshit
>>24569282
kind. might be pothead
>>24569290
good heart but has little luck in life.
>>24569345
patient person. artistic.
>>24569904
outgoing but not the most confident person.
>>24569914
horrible computer skills.
>>24570056
energetic. superstitious.
>>24570066
introverted. very good person.
>>24570510
doesn't like beer.
>>24570563
you have your life sorted out.
>>24570573
you have lots of unpopular opinions.
>>24570770
reliable.
>>24571503
genuinely good person. liberal. software. impatient. bright future.
>>24572584
unreliable. greedy. never on time.
>>24572659
heartbroken. lack of confidence.
>>24573103
doesn't know what he wants to do with his career.
>>24573160
good humor.
>>24573177
kind. you worry a lot. made a few very bad choices in life.
>>24573917
mentally challenged. incapable of climbing the corporate ladder. you listen to a lot of music.
>>24574395
very active. laid back. tidy.
>>24574489
no valuable skills. smart. quickly irritated.
>>24575301
big dreams but no success yet. loyal. a bit careless sometimes.
>>24575521
sports. intelligent.
>>24575539
got out of a bad relationship and are unsure of your future.
>>24576000
left wing. good person. stable job.

>>24576472
too young to pull that off IMO

>>24576472
Neo-nazi/10

>>24577259
down to earth, goes to edm festivals and indudges in psychedellics...youre stunning! MOARR!!

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>>24577259
Would probably go on a date with me a couple of times but nothing would come of it
>>24576000
Friendly, not a good fighter
>>24570563
Shy but nice
>>24570039
Stuck up

>>24577667
lives in canada or alaska
>>24577575
too much snapchat

>>24577259
I assume you were posted by a weirdo

>>24576472
has "lots of black friends". sexually identifies with a cancer patient.
>>24577259
tried a few drugs. knows how to have fun. positive mindset.
>>24577575
closet homosexual. probably dry humor.
>>24577667
holdes grudges. lives close to his mother. confident at what he does, but unconfident in large groups.
>>24579186
likes to play with her food. strong carnivorous tendencies. willing to kill for fun.

>>24579186
my real assumptions:
very easy going. hard working and self sacrificing. sometimes takes things too personal.

>>24576472
i'm 24 and balding, shit sucks

>>24579186
Whens the cat for dinner

>>24579186
Now, That's a nice cat

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okey guys
i need some dece entertainment for this long school day
brace yourself for condescending assumptions
>>24579186
could start a mukbang channel and everyone would watch it
>>24577667
owns a gun, spends most of his time in bars, yearns for the simple life but also doesn't want to miss out on anything
>>24577575
would be totally content with just drinking and playing smash his entire life, wants a gf tho
>>24577259
likes music festivals but no money to go to coachella, owns at least one sublime t-shirt/poster
>>24576472
feels pressure to be more masculine because he wants a girlfriend but secretly doesn't give a shit about that stuff, if only he realized a lot of girls don't give a shit about that stuff either
>>24576000
Assistant professor of computer science, used javascript to get that 6000
>>24575539
has considered starting a food challenge channel before
>>24575521
football 'ooligan from en-gur-land
>>24575301
listens to the mountain goats and also death grips, has conflicting feelings about both fanbases
>>24574489
loves music, feels like people don't take him seriously even though he has a lot to say
>>24574395
loves anime and memes, /pol/ is his favorite board because it makes him laugh
>>24573917
power bottom, loves people, into cosplay/conventions
>>24573177
like cute animes
>>24573160
business/polisci major
>>24573103
surfer, wants to run away
>>24572659
has killed before, will kill again
>>24572584
extreme extrovert, smokes cigarettes but trying to quit, would be easier if she didn't keep getting drunk every weekend
>>24571503
has a tumblr but is nothing like the girls that do it unironically
>>24570770
listens to mastodon
>>24570573
listens to soundcloud house mixes, can DJ
>>24570563
likes history documentaries
>>24570510
feels like a dick everytime he takes a selfie

okay i need a break, will come back w more