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What do I deserve /soc/?

>>24564996
a twink worshipping that big dick.

>>24565150
Asian girl getting it doggy style from you.:)

>>24565229
Blonde nympho letting you tit-fuck her.

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So what do I deserve?

>>24565454
Elven girl with her hands tied riding you reverse cowgirl.

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What do I deserve?

>>24566429
you accidentally walk into a bachelorette party at a hotel and get reverse gangbang'd by a bunch of 50 year old MILFs who have never seen such a big dick in years.:)

you fuck 8 or 9 MILFs before you stumble out raw and sore and smelly and spend the next hour in the bathroom soaping your body, trying to wash their scent away.

Then, you get a call from your mom who tells you that your aunt was at this hotel party and they all fucked a cute boy who wandered into their room. And gee, the boy looked a lot like her nephew!

>>24566457
You're sleep-walking with your dick hanging out, and you wander into your neighbor's yard. Your neighbor, this older Asian lady, blows you until you wake up wondering why you're standing in the middle of the backyard with your dick wet and sucked.

>>24566755
>>24566744
Lmao dude what the fuck.

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I kinda wanted to try it out but mine isn't really that impressive...

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What do I get?

>>24566817
you're jacking off in your dorm room when there's a knock at the door. OMG, it's Amber the dorm slut with her boyfriend, Darius.

Amber is a crazy blonde and Darius is from the football team.

They ask you for a favor. You see, Amber has never been double penetrated before, so since you're next door, could you? Would you? Please?

>>24566846
dude i need a better picture!

>>24566846
sorry - i can't see - post a better picture! you're standing too far away.

>>24566870
you're standing in the doctor's examination room waiting to donate a sperm sample. Weird thing is how the doctor likes to talk to your dick.

Shit, did he just stick you with a needle? You're passing out and feel him slurping you....

>>24566879
lol - it's the football player from the dorm!:)

you and your gf Amber like to fuck twinks. She picks them up and they start trying double penetration with you, but they slip out when you're balls deep in Amber. So Amber moves out of the way and lets you at the twink who thought he could go stroke for stroke with you.

Mercy!

>>24566906

You're sitting on your bed waiting for the laundry to finish - no sheets, no blanket. It's too fucking cold so your balls retreat, but you like sitting nekkid on your bed and you start to play with yourself until you forget about the laundry and that bitch Tiffany has moved your laundry out of the dryer early so all your clothes are still damp.

Damn you, Tiffany!

>>24567133
is that Brazilian? pls moar with the foreskin over the head

>>24567133
you've been up late in your hotel room when there's a knock at the door. your Amazon order for a Fleshlight has arrived, and you're going to be fucking a transparent succubus all night long.

>>24566429
>What do I deserve?
To be licked all over

>>24567283
you are Conan, the sport fucker. The penis warrior. Your thick meat spear lies red and spent. you have mounted a crying woman from a vanquished tribe and slapped it across the face of a kneeling king.

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tip: im bi

>>24567399
you're going through airport security and when you try to get through the metal detector.

The TSA guy orders a pat-down, and you try to explain you have piercings, but they are in no mood to listen. Suddenly, a butch TSA woman tells you to put your hands behind your head.

She turns you around so everyone in the line-up can see you. She reaches around your waist and yanks your pants down. She pulls your shorts down and there you're standing stark naked, boner in the air.

"I told you I have piercings!" you say, but the TSA agents are patting you down, taking turns jacking you off with their cold blue plastic gloves. You keep your hands behind your head and your eyes closed until you feel that urge... and you cum in front of the crowd while a TSA agent has his gloved hand fingering your bung hole.

>>24567476
My, my. Looks like you know my fetish anon-kun

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>>24566990
>>24566999
Fine, there... It's uncut and not that big compared to the thread

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:3

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Interesting thread going

>>24568287
You get pulled into the boy's locker room and jacked off by the football team in some hazing ritual:)

>>24568412
You're in a sauna at the Luxor Hotel in Vegas with a hot black thai who happens to be a tranny.

>>24568442
Lying on a massage table, you wave around your hard dick hoping the masseuse gets the message. You want a handjob, but are pleasantly surprised when she swallows you whole.

>>24568595
You're rehearsing a TED talk in the mirror when suddenly you think you're Patrick Bateman and start dancing naked and jacking until you cum on the floor, snickering that the maid will have to clean it up.

>>24568601
You've been in drag all night at Club ChiChi's. You've picked up a hot Latin guy who is so drunk, he may not know you're a guy, but he's got you nekkid and wants to eat you out.....

>>24568899
What makes you say that! It's surprising