what would you boys do to get with me? :) also rate me!

>>24564907
3billion pussy in this world

Prob nothing.

>>24564907
Slaughter your family and abduct you for the rape dungeon

u got pretty eyes friend

Cum in my pants. Yes I am a virgin. Has happened before

>>24564920
Face too.
>>24564907
You like sex just like every other homosapien, not the only cherry on a cherry tree.

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play nice you guys!

>>24564955
You stop trying to escape and I'll play nice

Knock you over the head with a blunt object and throw that ass in the trunk.

>>24564907
>>24564955

Feed you takeaway pizza and make you watch Netflix, Westworld, Gold Rush and Rick n Morty.

Solid 4/7.

>>24564907
I'd let you use a 12 inch strapon on me on the first date

>>24564955
Doubt it requires much

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>>24565431
I don't know if this is a meme I haven't seen before but I'm fucking rolling here

You'd probably fuck anything that walks.

>>24565553
Correct gender and has an actual name. Clicks on interests then I don't see the problem.

>>24565576
Try again.

>>24565586

Correct gender and has an actual name. Clicks on interests then I don't see the problem.

>>24564907
I would flirt, maybe buy you a couple drinks.

>>24565431
An entire bowl of eggs?

>>24564955
Sorry but look like a slut

>>24564955
I kinda like it

>>24564955
Probably chat and flirt with you a bit after checking you out more. Then go back to your place and head out before you get up.

>>24564907
take you shopping for a push up bra

>>24564907
Nothing, you seem like you're incredibly shallow

Idk drink like 12 shots first?

>>24564907
Benis

>>24564907
are you a virgin?

>>24565431
I'd eat a bowl of eggs to get with this guy

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why are you guys being so mean to me :(

>>24568138
all I did was ask a simple question which you didn't answer

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What about me?

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>>24569831
I would bang you on that bed until the floor boards are all torn up

>>24569831
Push you in front of a train

>>24564907
$150/hour, tops.

>>24564955
While we're on the topic of sloots, what's the best way to get laid in a club?
Just touch them, dance with them if they seem receptive, then go for the makeout and ask them back to yours?

I would just ask. If the attraction was mutual it really wouldn't matter what I did. So long as it isnt absurdly autistic.

>>24564915
this desu senpai

>>24569831
>>24564955

I'd drag my dick through broken glass while eating a mile long trail of your shit just to see where it came from.

>>24564907
hit you over the head with a blunt object

>>24564907
Would pay your regular fee

>>24564907
Worth a kill

>>24564907
Build the Wall

Probably kick you back down those stairs you attention seeking frigid cunt.

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>>24571031
Just one cherry

such bait.

>>24564907
You aren't attractive, so nothing.

Not more than 50€ for an hour as thats the only price i pay for a ugly hooker

>>24564907
Get with you how, for one night or for a relationship? Also is the getting with you guaranteed if we complete the said task?

I'd probably fast for one day to sleep with you, and maybe taste mayonnaise for the first time. However, I would only do these things if you were physically attracted to me otherwise it's just like paying a hooker and I would get nothing out of it.

Wouldn't do anything for a relationship because I might not like you in that way.

You look like a genderbent Reggie Fiis-Aime

I'd love to get with her.

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>>24573000

>>24569831
Nice