Roast thread Bring it on

>>24556663
Nice feet.

>>24556663
Nice face and glasses and hair and complexion. You look intelligent and slightly nerdy, which is very attractive. Personally I like short curvy girls though, and you look tall and slender.

>>24556663
I would have sex with you in the missionary position for the express desire for mutual pleasure

>>24556663
Ya know, I want to roast you. Yet I don't know where to start because everything about you is so plain and nothing is even worth mentioning.

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Also so OP isn't alone, gonna throw myself into this.

>>24556853
Jewfro / 10
DESU your pull game should be on point

>>24556663
The most boring person on the entire planet. You've got no personality whatsoever and you've never done, thought or said anything original. You have a massively inflated self worth because you've been given compliments your whole life due to being mildly attractive. If life were a videogame, you'd be an unnamed NPC with no associated questline.

>>24556857
.... Best you got?

>>24556895
Is it weird that I'm more attracted to plain looking girls

>>24556663
When your tits hit the floor in a couple of years, are you start gonna tucking them into your shorts?

>>24556663
stop wearing man's clothes and you will be the sexy secretary/teacher
>>24556853
get contacts, a haircut, a couple of tattoos and a couple pounds and you will be the stereotypical douchebag

>>24557045
>stop wearing man's clothes and you will be the sexy secretary/teacher
This is good advice

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I know i cant be roasted im too cute but you can try lol

>>24557239
Why you no doctor
You embarrass the family

>>24557067
I agree

>>24557239
Eyebrows, there is more but I don't wanna make you cry, would be ashame of them 2 inch layer of make up u obviously need. But come on, atleast stop making stripes above your eyes with a big ass marker.

>>24557239
Your face and that sentence just set off the "thot" warning bells in my head.

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I want to know my flaws.

>>24557296
I have a feeling you already know them, they're so obvious.

>>24557301
Try putting in some effort

>>24556663
liiterally granny panties: the person
>>24556853
bullied in physical education nothing else to say here
>>24557239
plus size swimsuit lookin ass
>>24557296
welcome to seven eleven lookin ass

>>24557296
Chew gum to strengthen that jawline, brah.

>>24557296
pretty plain, lose that crap on your head

>>24557343
>plain
I guess that's a flaw in and of itself.

>>24557249
You can try and make me cry but i doubt it hun lol

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I'm ginger and so don't burn me too much :p

>>24556853
Le skinny nerd with tattoos. I exude a fake air of nonchalance to hide the fact tnat im really nothing special when it boils down to it.

>>24557239
Youre landwhaleish and cant even look that hot with make up.Youre the girl we settle for once we cant pick up your hotter friend.

>>24557296
Wants to be Chad. You think youre somewhat goodlooking but you're average and will never be considered attractive by any objective standard.

>>24557752
Pretty spot on.

>>24556857
Can't argue the jewfro and fuck little hellions of me.

>>24557045
No thanks, though I have a few tattoos already.

>>24557316
I actually enjoyed P.E. though I was a ROTC slacker as well in high school because why not?

>>24557752
Semi-sorta right, I am nonchalant because I want to be though and know I'm nothing special really.

>>24556853
Trying to be cool but it isn't working, youre a nerd and it's obvious
also your glasses frames look hideous, wear contacts jnstead

>>24556853
you look like steve from american dad except youre completely unlikable

>>24557911
The things is, I embrace being a nerd and don't hide it.

>>24557996
... This kinda hurt, not gonna lie. You have done the most harm so far.

>>24557524
That's not ginger

>>24556663
Don't slouch sideways into the camera.

>>24556853
Glasses don't work, also, hide that "tattoo".

>>24557239
Is that a piercing? Basic/10.


>>24557524
Show a little more cleavage, why don't you.

>>24557296
>>24557959
Really nothing to say. Top lads.

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>>24559442
I'm pretty sure I know what colour my own hair is

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Do et

>>24559478
I could do, but maybe not for this thread ;)

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>>24560782
lazy big kid
>>24560762
psycho grrrl
>>24557959
boring awkward dude
>>24557296
douchey guy, chids mind
>>24557239
nothing more than a sex doll

>>24560762
Cheerful, popular, fun to be around. Doesnt have much of a career, rather wants to settle with a good, popular, scene guy that takes care of her.

>>24556663
I'd put you in tanning bed a couple times a week, for a month, get you hair extensions, and then fuck your brains out all next year.

>>24557239
Why do you traps feel the need to post on here?

>>24561170
>tfw not even fat

>>24562314
in the sense of grown up baby

>>24556663
you look like you've never in your life shaved your pubes

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roast me without calling me nigger

>>24562545
are you real

>>24557239
wow you need a pound of makeup and a filter to give your face any definition. Maybe try breaking a sweat somewhere other than a pizza parlor

>>24556663
i can see your bush and smell your euro BO from here

>>24564007
you look like the retarded love child of diddy and earl sweatshirt.

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Let's do this

>>24557296
Hey that picture on the wall looks pretty cool

>>24564119
Your beard makes you look more bald

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>>24562545

>>24564175
Thanks, but I want to know my flaws. Roast me down

>>24562555
That's also super hot

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roast me fags before I roast you

>>24564623
Are you real?

You can practically smell the cheap weed on you, just all around trashy looking. People stop getting highlights after middle school.

>>24564049
I would find it really hot if she didn't shave or use any kind of deodorant beyond regular showers.

>>24564293
The picture is the most interesting thing in the shot

>>24564623
that is the look of a psychopathic white nationalist terrorist if I ever saw one

watch out for this guy

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Roast away

>>24565244
When everyone says I just look uninteresting, there's gotta be something I can do about it

>>24556663
You'll never feel girly
>>24560762
you'll never find that rich bf who'll let you slack around all day

>>24556663
You roasted yourself by posting this photo.

>>24557524
>>24560762
You look like you inflated your nose with photoshop. Also what kind of irresponsible asshole would let their dog do your makeup? Did you take these "qt" selfies on your dad's shitty Nokia or older model Android? You were probably the annoying scene girl who wore pajama pants to school and always smelled bad.
>>24562545
You look like an elderly man's asshole.
>>24561188
Where did your top lip go? You should be set on fire desu...
>>24564623
Your hair looks like Craft Mac and Cheese. Your mom probably packed your lunch until you got to your last year of high school. You probably still hang out with kids in high school. Perma-virgin. Also why are you so sweaty? You look like the BP oil spill.
>>24557239
So how fat are you?

>Plebs don't recognize Sam Hyde
Literally shaking here, senpai