Ok guys, after years of thinking myself better than /soc/ and avoiding the place thinking "I wouldn't want to hang out with the kind of people who post on here anyways, I've finally hit rock lonely bottom
What's good, guys? How do I start making friends?
Ideally of the female variety
Post in kik threads and the like. Wait for the good chat threads and talk to people. Assumption threads can help find talkative people.
Look through local area threads or state threads too. While not many girls post in the actual thread, they lurk and will message you if you seem interesting enough and/or hot enough. Not guaranteed sex, but still a good way to meet new people.