assumptions_thread

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>>24539562
sleeps in mom's basement

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>>24539564
Elliot Rodger's deformed pet horse

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>>24539562
watches weird, esoteric films
>>24539564
where do i even begin

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i love dese threads

>>24539562
Really into twee fashion but tries to make it look punk because he's scared of being perceived as effeminate
>>24539564
posts himself in all the skype/contact threads hoping to cyber with some hot ladies, plays a lot of shootan games and smokes cigarettes
>>24539665
may or may not drive a subaru, should be my girlfriend or something maybe if u want haha just kidding

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>>24539562
looks 18 or less, body-shoulder ratio says youre 5'5 or less
>>24539735
grow up on a farm, knows handy tricks that involve plants
>>24539665
you get shits done
>>24539564
bet you got your getup through watching Desperado

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>>24539562
You consider yourself an artist but actually just throw paint on a canvas like a sperg and call it symbolic
>>24539564
You bought that gun just to pose with it.
>>24539665
You wish your phone was bigger
>>24539735
Decorates for christmas in fucking November
>>24539769
Sleeps like 14 hours a day

>>24539769
buys cool japanese stuff on taobao

>knows handy tricks that involve plants
word yeah i can roll some fat blunts

>>24539791
a member of his college's kink club, uses they/them pronouns, horny p. much all the time

>Decorates for christmas in fucking November
I do NOT!!!

>>24539769
I'm 5'11 :)

>>24539809
>a member of his college's kink club, uses they/them pronouns, horny p. much all the time
that is actually about as wrong as you could possibly be, but take down your fucking wreaths man

>>24539809
*their college's kink club sorry

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>>24539562
/soc/s Prince

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>>24539665
Idk, hates a lot of actresses
>>24539735
Does not know how to photocopy
>>24539769
Tentacle porn
>>24539791
Wishes he was British

>>24539828
Ahhh, my lordship, Maxim! I wad banned for several months but I'm sure you've noticed I'm back. Good to see you,

>>24539838
Of course you are my protégé! We cannot control our kingdom without proper heiarchy

>>24539665
I certainly do watch a ton of film like that. Weird fucking accurate assumption. Where does this shit come from? More poiny for you

>>24539850
Lmao stupid phone keyboard

>>24539791
>Sleeps like 14 hours a day
holy shit spot on
>>24539809
> word yeah i can roll some fat blunts
only trick that matter
>>24539836
>Tentacle porn
lol, the only thing i know is that fetish is 200 years old

>>24539876
as someone who also sleeps all day, I have kind of a radar for it I think.

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>>24539576
Fabulous to the point where its scary
>>24539735
if boy then cool dude easy to like, if girl then tomboy in an outgoing way.
>>24539769
programming expert, to smart to be successful, intelligence in abundance is scary

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>>24539562
Something about it.
>>24539564
Nice bb pusher
>>24539576
More gentle than I. Also DVD ?
>>24539665
P cool. I'd see you in NAVY or somewhere else. Nice shirt tho. I've got airforce one.
>>24539735
Remind me of a person who does a lot of sports and goes to good school. Overall, chill.
>>24539769
Quick to make assumptions. Well read.
>>24539791
That one who always gets a+. Teacher's pet.
>>24539828
Owns a motorcycle but doesn't show it
>>24539836
Cooks deliciously and food is safe to eat.
>>24539910
It's a girl
You strike as a quite person. Isolated if not emo

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fuck me up doc

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Chequed

>>24539964
Quiet God Damn autocorrect

>>24539967
You look like my grandfather

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>>24539910
interesting guy! You struggle with conversation
>>24539964
fun in small groups, awkward at parties
>>24539836
fishes for compliments every once in a while, but mostly a chill person

>>24539836
went to coachella
>>24539910
big fan of overwatch, ships the characters
>>24539964
Loves that song "Turn Me On" and Trinidad James because they're the only time white people ever cared about Trinidad
>>24539967
son of immigrants, likes dance music and cars
>>24539971
voting for trump tomorrow and really excited to do it

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Never tried this before

>>24539984
works in tech
>>24539987
hah yae
>>24540009
bro that always hugs

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>>24539564
asian worker
>>24539735
school shooter
>>24539769
asian student, gets very good grades.
>>24539836
instagram girl , gets a lot of hate
>>24539964
likes to travel

>>24540166
believe it or not, likes to take pictures as well

you've played star craft

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>>24539971
Drive a pickup, not really popular

>>24539984
Goes out a lot, studying history

>>24540009
Average joe

>>24540166
Buy a lot of thing out of amazon

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>>24540477
homosexual_perhaps?

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You got a hint.

>>24540521
Top kek

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>>24539562
you masterbate a lot, you're single, you might live with a parent, if you do have a job, you hate it, you have at least one interest you are very dedicated to. you have other friends but you consider yourself to be the most sane one, or at least the best person out of them in terms of achievment.

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>>24540582
1.correct, mainly out of boredom
2.correct(kissed_attractive girls, no serious relationships yet, early days
3.yes, but for good reason, no ban please
4.nope, not yet, will get one though, well educated, hopefully something in finance
5.kind of, I have a bunch of on and off interests that come and go, I try to keep myself busy
6.correct, I'm without a doubt the highest achiever amongst my friends, the most socially adapt too.

>>24539562
You have a journal with plans to shoot up a school in it.

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>>24540601
I did 2 years ago. I burned the plans out of paranoia. what gives? why the assumption? it's weirdly acurate

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Shoot

>>24540922
receding hairline at 17