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>Me
23
6'3 athletic build
Into
Kinks
Motorcycles
Photography
Cooking
Vidya
Animu
Art in general
Wide variety of music from
Satanic death metal to cutesy folk pop
Doge's and kits
Nature in general
Shitty TV shows and epic movies
And so much more for just 3 easy payments of 9.95

Personality wise
I'm very passionate
But very clingy
Can be extremely loving and cuddly
But very controlling and domineering
Have an open mind to most everything
Pretty goofy sense of humor
And love or can love most things in life

>You
Petite neko maid
Goofy and cuddly
Clingy and submissive
Must be passionate about
music art and food
Into animals and nature
also fun hobby's you can teach me about
And have a sense of humor if you can make me laugh I just may fall for you
Oh and must have a sizable labido and masochistic side

Kik mehshin
Implying grills exist

Me:
>M/18/USA
>Slim, 6 foot, white, brown hair and eyes
>Strong jaw apparently
>Has job and in college but dropping both for the Army because I think it's a better choice for me personally
>Would consider myself smart
>Likes the outdoors, hiking, camping, canoeing
>Slight addiction to 4chan desu. If I get bored I end up here instinctively.
>Plays videogames rarely because busy, but likes them.
>really passionate about flags, foreign cultures and languages, etc.
>Also love politics, but I promise to do my best not to shove them down your throat
>recently got into cars, still know jack shit about them but enjoying learning.
>Sikh, but not really practicing (Don't usually let observant Sikhs into the military)
>Would like to think of myself as sweet, loyal, caring
>loves cuddling

Her:
>Attractive. I find a lot of different things attractive, so don't worry and just hit me up.
>Okay with everything listed about me
>nice, sweet, loyal, caring, all the normal stuff
>Will go hiking and camping with me
>But also likes to stay home and cuddle and watch movies
>loves cuddling

>>24530194
>Don't usually let observant Sikhs into the military
Wut? On what grounds?

>Strong jaw apparently
>loves cuddling
Yay

>>24530203
The unshorn hair violates the rules on hair and the military claims that the turban prevents you from wearing a gas mask

For non-combat roles you can get a waiver, but I'm going in as an MP so that's not gonna happen.

Most first world countries with a sizable Sikh population make exceptions, but not the U.S.

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Him
>wants to get to know me before sex
>has his dream job or working towards it
>thrifty/frugal
>good at budgeting/saving or working towards it
>honest with himself
>lifts
>loves real food
>open minded, will try anything once
>has SOME hobbies similar to mine
Run, bike, swim, lift, scuba dive, travel, read, eat, cook
>Goes to town hall meetings, political fundraisers/events
>Likes to talk about economics/business/Alec/IMF/you get my drift
>reads everyday
>will be in the public eye
>social, relatable, humble
>anal about his financial books, warranties, clothes, belongings
>takes criticisms very well
>will call me out on my bullshit
>push me to be better
>enhance my life life I will his
>will use me as his fuck doll in private
>doesn't want kids unless he wants to adopt
>will be ok with me keeping my maid
>help people
>either is attractive or dresses attractively
Suits are my weakness

>>24530288
Got it

Me:
25/M
6'5
white
introverted and workaholic (freelancer, very successful business)
libertarian nationalist
very broad passion for technology; very creative in that sense
i'm passionate about cooking though i haven't made much time for it lately

You:
F around my age
kind, patient, loyal, honest, reliable, humble
not a modern day feminist
stay-at-home type, not overly social
be able to handle my wealth. Most girls don't seem to be able to be happy when rich.
looks are not very important. I have no idea what exactly my preferences are.

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>Me
M / 21 / Montreal, Quebec, Canada
5'4, 115lbs >tfw manlet
White.
Glasses.
Very long hair (2').
Really shy IRL, but online not that much.
In college in CS.
Live alone with my cats.
Big metalhead (mainly folk and power) and huge weaboo.
Politically, Social Democrat.
Speak both English and French (Québec, christ oui!).
Learning Japanese.
Cute French accent, I've been told.
Learning (and failing) to do Mongolian throat singing.
Favourite passtime is making maps, desu.
I like everything related to science.
Don't do much sport, but really like hiking.

Skype: [email protected]


>Her
18+
Short. Shorter than me is even better.
Not fat, but some chub is kay.
Asian is a big plus, but not obligatory. I'm open to all races.
Likes anime.
The bigger the power level the better.
Likes metal/related genres.
Not a political extremist.
Speaks or is willing to let me teach her French.
Cute.
Likes cuddling awkwardly and cringy one-liners.
Smart and curious about the world.
Would like to travel all around East Asia one day.
Does not discriminate against shitty facial hair. (;_;)

>>24530289
I meet everything you want except for the first item. Almost no men meet the first item, the few men who do usually have associated problems that you want nothing to do with.

For a brief but important period of time, you met what I wanted. That period of time was when I started thinking about what kind of girl was compatible long term and would mesh with my lifestyle. This was important because I knew then that that's what I wanted in a girl and it's still true now. Unfortunately, theory and practice are different. I started going for girls who fit that general type and once I started to get to know the real them, it came crashing down every single time. I realized after a while that I wasn't going to find a girl like that and cut my losses.

I wish you the best of luck but I think the odds slim from the start. From my experience, there's only two kinds of guys who you'll be compatible with, the guy who puts on a good front but has no real substance and guys who were born rich. With guys with no substance, your experience will be a mirror of mine. With rich guys, you're nothing more than one of many things he takes for granted, he doesn't care about you and has no reason to. The only rich guys who would care are extremely needy. To be that needy as a rich guy with everything handed to him is a sign of a extreme weakness and you would be disgusted either immediately or soon after.

Me :
20/M/France
1m97 154 pounds
brown hair and beard
-Alway try to be nice, love hug and chill
-Love metal music but i'm open with the other style like rap or electro
-Enjoy be outside, in wood or mountain
-I also like festivals
-I pratice slackline when i go outdoor
-Don't smoke, just drink and sometime drug (weed)


Her:
Age between 18-25
-With the same love for metal,rock etc
-Prefer white girl
-With passion i can support
-Calm

Skype: carmeau1
Kik: Utulululu

Me:
>21
>Trans woman, on hrt since late 2015
>Ohio
>Queer, attracted to other trans people and cis women
>6’3”, chubby, black hair, blue eyes, presents androgynously, slightly pale complexion, has glasses, no tattoos or piercings (yet)
>Musician and NEET, looking for work
>Agnostic, raised catholic
>Kind of sarcastic, likes puns
>Keeps decent relationship with family
>Has mixed feelings about politics, tends to have progressive / socialist leanings
>Mostly listens to sludge metal, queercore, post-hardcore, noise rock, ambient, and experimental rock
>Vegetarian, social drinker, non smoker
>Into science fiction, contemporary literature, non-fiction, horror, and documentaries
>Introvert, prefers to stay in but doesn’t mind going out once or twice a week
>Looking for a companion
>Not too into LDRs, it would depend on the distance
Her / Them:
>21 to 30
>Trans woman, cis woman, whatever else, anything but a cis man
>Presents androgynously or femininely
>NEET or non-NEET, has some goals they’re working on
>Slightly or mostly independent from family
>Lives in the US or Canada
>Agnostic or non-religious
>5’3” to 6’0”, skinny, average, or chubby, piercings and tattoos are cool
>Vegetarian or vegan, social drinker, non smoker
>Into the same kind of music and other entertainment
>Likes animals, owns pets
>Prefers to talk on an (almost) daily basis
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>Contact info
Discord is SidneyBuckeye#7116 and Skype is kai_alex9

Me: 25/female(ish)/lesbian/Southern Ontario
Short dark hair, also really short and not thin, but I have freckles that make cool patterns (even one that looks an illumanti triangle) and glasses
English and cultural studies major, future librarian.
sexually kinky and a switch
very left wing politically
musically I enjoy indie rock i.e. everything from the elephant 6 collective, Broken Social Scene (and their spinoffs), Arcade Fire, New Pornographer. Also somewhat into: old goth rock i.e. Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Cure, the Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, Joy Divisio old school hip hop: Wu-tang Clan, N.W.A., and Public Enemy, noise and noise rock: Sonic Youth, Big Black Merzbow, Lydia Lunch, the whole No-Wave Scene. Also sort of into post rock aka Godspeed, Thee Silver Mount Zion, and proto-punk: the Stooges, the Velvet Underground, and the Birthday Party (as well as Rowland and Nick's solo stuff). Oh and einstürzende neubauten, as well as Bowie.
collects vinyl
enjoys hiking and Pokemon Go (Go team Mystic)
Rosemary!
Has a sweet tooth
Likes footie (my teams are Everton and Arsenal)
Is monogamous in relationships (and doesn't do hook ups)
favorite Holiday is Halloween
You:
female (trans women welcome) unattached and monogamous
ideally from Canada or the U.S. but also open to French/Germans/Europeans with cute accents (or British girls who like footie)
sexually kinky and (ideally) a switch
either is working towards a degree or has a job of some sort, aka a life path
shares similiar values and tastes with me, with regards to music, politics, and relationships.
it'd be nice if you had an opinion about the oxford comma
will go hiking and play Pokemon Go with me
understands what Rosemary was a reference too
will watch footie with me sometimes
wants something serious eventually not just fooling around
likes cats =^.^=
will tell me what their favorite holiday is and why in their opening messages so I know they've read this novella. Kik is Utterlyuranianumbra

>>24531690
*tips fedora*

pff as if there's any positive outcome fromt these threasd other than self-delusion

>>24532078
Truth
>Me: pretty much pure and perfect /m/22

>you: the same but cutesy and female. Would prefer someone who would dress up.

Contact info: ask

>>24532093
hahaha, sorrhy I'm a guy
see there's thnt self-delusion i was ltaking about.
Unless you were making a joke on what i said, then well done it was funny. If not, pretend you did to save face. win0-win.

>>24532118
I know senpai. I was just stating what you said was true.

But no my post wasn't a joke. It might have been before. But not anymore.

>>24532078
Keep projecting that self hatred bro

>>24531928
meh, what have to lose, keep an eye on your kik

>>24532144
more self indifference but ok

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Me
>23
>Tall
>d1 athlete
>doesn't smoke at all
>travel a lot
>workout more
>fitness is important
>work/school
>confident but not cocky
>emotionally stable
>down low really nerdy
>love Disney

You
>18-25
>Prefer taller girls but its not a deal breaker
>athletic
>enjoys fitness
>girly
I'm enough of a man, I don't need you acting like one too. I want you to be able to rock a dress when its needed.
>doesn't smoke
>good hygiene
>genuine/caring
>passionate about something
>will love my dog

My kik is Neverchange4others

I realize I probably don't belong here, but what can I say?
>Once a nerd always a nerd.
I have zero interest in the shallow women I'm surrounded by daily. I just want a down to earth girl with a good smile that I can spoil.

>>24531690
Right, the odds are supposedly slim
But it doesn't feel like it

I may have met him
1 gent I know fits the bill

>I talk attorney into hiring me
>he practically falls for me in the next few months
>increased his revenue 40% while increasing mine (but not that much :( )
>we have coffee early most mornings and talk about everything
Business, money, family, books, health, food, economics, stocks, investments, art, our fuck ups, how to be better
>we've enhanced each other's lives so much
We make more money than ever, have stronger relationships with family and friends, people want to us or be with us (with some harassing and stalkers involved)

I have the same relationship with other people too...My teachers (all of them), other uni teachers (who I don't have as teachers but they've helped me so much), church ladies, internet friends, childhood friends.
We talk about everything bigger than us.

He's the one I trust the most though since he's 100% willing to admit "I fucked up. What do I do?"
That type of personality is what I love so much and is the type I want to be with for as long as I can.
Plus, he's willing to change and adapt. Most everyone else that I know are not willing to.

>>24533667
Gib money and I will change for you pls