Post your face to get roasted Stay the fuck out if you can't

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>>24514159
You look like a latino version of shrek in his human form.
>>24514150
You do the Kylie Jenner challenge or are your lips normally that fucking inflated?

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>>24514150
you look moderately high
>>24514159
cute features, horrendous mustache
>>24514170
napoleon

>>24514314
You can't just repeat that! You can do better, even though that's already an impressive roast.

Discount androgynous Bruce Willis with hair. Block head.

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>>24514329

>>24514375
Napoleon's a cutie patootie if you ignore the receding hairline and double chin.

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>>24514150
Fag
>>24514159
Fag
>>24514170
6/10
>>24514314
9/10
>>24514330
Fag
>>24514375
Not real

>>24514386
that's actually pretty true. plus, you don't have nearly the same amount of face fat
>>24514330
polish twink

>>24514394
I feel very roasted indeed. Quality job.
>>24514400
My fat avoids my face for the most part.

>>24514394
small wrists, baby dick

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>take a dozen pictures of myself while sailing
>only 1 of them is even kind of passable
feels pretty bad, family

>>24514531
Go bald, you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>24514531
hairline

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guess my ethnicity

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Good looking peoples in thread

>>24515841
American

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Idk

>>24514438
Dick isn't a part of rating

>>24516083
This isn't a rate thread

>>24515992
7.25/10

>>24515992
Michael Jackson/10

>>24516119
Cock is not a part of roasting and rating

>>24514531
You know that girls take about 20 selfies before getting the perfect one most of the time, right?

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>>24517046

>>24517046
yikes

>>24517046
Shave quickly

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2 am deathstare

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>>24517046
>Then I was young and unafraaaaaaaaaaaaid

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>>24519275
9/10, maybe 10/10 with me

>>24515929
you're very cute. i'd like to hold your hand and kiss you

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>>24514150

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>>24514531
I feel sorry for your hairline
>>24515841
taco
>>24515992
I can't tell anything bad about you

>>24517046

Jewish goku

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Let's see

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>>24514150
you look disabled.

>>24514159
take a shower every now and then.

>>24514170
what is this ear.

>>24514314
you have something on your neck.

>>24514330
put a shirt on, twig.

>>24514394
posting low res pictures of models that aren't you is pathetic.

>>24514531
that hairline is just sad.

>>24515841
posting upside down doesn't change the fact you're ugly.

>>24515929
fake and gay.

>>24515992
disgustingly perfect.

>>24517046
unfortunate everything?

>>24519264
underage and dirty.

>>24519275
not you, i hope.

>>24519698
that pointy nose.

>>24519711
not you, a transboy, unconvincing.

>>24519874
too dark skinned to not be black.

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Fuck it, roast me

>>24519910
Not underaged.

You look like one of the fucks from the Inbetweeners.

>>24519919
thanks.

>>24519912
pretty sure you are very sensitive to sun light.

>>24519910
oh my god the hand on the chin, the eyebrows, the, "I'm too socially awkward to do a full smile" smile. please kys.

>>24519910
what does "not you, i hope" mean?

>>24519924
Hardly a roast, that's just a fact

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>>24519932
everything i say is a fact, silly.

>>24519931
well, if it's you then you should timestamp.
if you timestamp i'll tell you what i meant.

>>24519929
no thanks.

>>24519935
Damn you got fat, and balding kek. The years have not been kind to you bb.

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>>24514150
Roast me bros

>>24519939
Cut your hair and go outside.

>>24519937
>fat
not in american standards, at any rate.
>bald
it happens, at least i'm still awesome.

>>24519939
lol

>>24519935
Looks like my chin borrowed your forehead

>>24519953
people see you as a pair of boobs.

>>24519951
does it now

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Rate me if you want.
My last snap

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>>24519935
>calls my hairline sad
>has some fucked up uneven shit
My hairline might be on top of my head, but at least it doesnt do this

>>24520151
and only models can judge the beauty of others, sound logic, man.

>>24520289
All I'm saying is that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw fucked up curved stones

>>24520330
Lol, you are misusing this phrase, mate.

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Fuck me up, /b/ros

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I'm pretty terrible at roasting but I'll give it a go, also picked a neutral expression, unnatural lighting photo to give you guys the most roast material.
>>24514150
your lips look like a sideways vagina and you look like you're about to cry, you've touched kids before and now you're battling suicidal thoughts
>>24514159
the most insecure """""heterosexual"""" out there with your caterpillar eyebrows and sweaty blackhead ridden nose, you pretend to like yourself but you'd rather die.
>>24514170
thats one flat face with a flat ass personality to match, the only sharpness about you is in your fuckin jawline.
>>24514314
twink.png.gif.webm your eyelashes are longer than your tiny pink cock, and it looks like you've just eaten a milf out after shes had a miscarriage.
>>24514330
a virgin with crippling anxiety has appeared with a bulbous nose and a none existant top lip you can't even look at the camera properly.
>>24514394
someone who hates themselves so much they cant even post they're own photo? wow...no more needs to be said.
>>24514531
was gonna say something about the hairline but literally everyone else has already done that. so who the fuck still pops the collar on denim shirts and still think they shouldnt kill themselves.
>>24515929
fat chinky sand nigger lookin fuck (jk you look like the hallmark of america)
>>24515929
...but you're cute i can't
>>24515992
the remnants of a cocaine addiction is still in your eyes either that or repeated abuse from a significant other. samira lookin ass hair which hasn't been brushed in a good two weeks.
>>24517046
theres no point in roasting you, you're just a fuckin living meme. Jewish Jimmy Neutron? Has that been said?
>>24519264
repulsive acne once covered your face but now thank god it only covers your box chin. the deathglare of a hermit mommy's boy and the haircut of someone who's never seen a pussy in his life.

>i'm not actually an asshole btw

cont. from
>not an asshole
guy

>>24519275
hahaha you think you're makeup looks good haha oh no hun. bad blending and terrible colour choice in combination with unwashed flat greasy hair and a fake smile, with just a hint of an extra chromosome.
>>24519313
you've convinced yourself that protein shakes alone are a "staple" healthy diet, but as we can see from your greasy face and unkempt facial hair, you clearly hate yourself. a hint of a wink and a downturned lip indicates severe social anxiety, and for the right reason you cancerous fuck.
>>24519693
your face, smile and stance scream trans to me, can i fuck your pretty boi pussi you degenerate. im sure after you tip your fedora at anyone walking past their immediate reaction is to whip out the pepper spray to try and fend off your ugly ass goatee and hoodie combination
>>24519698
poor photoshopping skills that you learnt by yourself, but of a photo where you're outside? you're an introverted ball of anxiety that pretends that they're confident and extroverted but in fact you're just an entitled jerk.
>>24519711
nah ur cute too but terrible at roasting
>>24519874
you look like you lure young children to your house, then tie them up and leave them there. the guilt from this causes severe self hatred, hence why you bought glasses that make you look like a faggot, and wear shirts intended for whiteboys. you love your family, but they don't love you.
>>24519910
i wonder if you looked in the mirror would you see an endless spiral of yourself being reflected off your spit-shone forehead, even your eyebrows look like they wanna escape your ugly mug.
>>24519912
your hairline is receding faster than your will to live, and despite the amount of testosterone you seem to have, you still don't have the balls to excercise your fat ass.
>>24519939
you look like a woman with a fake beard strapped to your face, your eyebrows are as unruly and uncontained as your vile rape fantasies that you have about young disabled boys.
tbc..

this is fucking exhausting lmao ya'll better roast me good

>>24519953
literal cumdumpster who loves nothing more than a fat black cock in your ass. pregnant before it was legal and living off welfare you're a cockroach to society, also your eyebrows are shit lol
>>24520006
i wonder how much you paid to get your teeth so all-american, was it worth the crippling fear that that money could have been spent on someone other than your selfish own person, you beat your kids and like to think your a milf.
>>24520019
i have a better jawline than you and i'm a fuckin tranny. you think you're hardcore but you cry if you get too drunk or if anyone over the height of 5' 6" starts a fight with you. you're poor and malnourished with a side of fucked up.
>>24520022
successful peter griffin, that is all
>>24520039
you're a fragile little faggot who wears nothing but burgandy hoodies and black beanies, you have an inferiority complex and are scared of most women. WHY DO YOU HAVE WINDCHIMES INSIDE.
>>24520089
you're fat ugly and undesirable, you used to cut yourself and went through a heavy emo phase. the duck face has never been attractive and never will be, kys.
>>24520604
you look like a cross between a rat and a teacup with your pube like hair and cheaply made t shirts, you think you're slick and cool, but no one thinks you're funny or even worth the time.
>>24520691
no

DISCLAIMER: you all asked to be roasted, I tried my best, you're all actually pretty attractive and this was all for shits and gigs.

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>>24520692

i couldn't go on knowing i'd posted a sideways photo.

Roast bonus: I'm trans

Have fun!

>>24520692
>Try hard adjectives the post

>>24520815
nothing to do with being trans, but ugly inside and out

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>>24520815
seems funny, do mine

>>24520692
Sid From Toy Story looking ass

>>24519912
Yo this thread is for your face not your ballsack

>>24519935
Yo senpai I heard Bosley works wonders

>>24521111
Yo am I supposed to play connect the dots with all them fucking moles?

Also nice quads senpai

>>24521118
i spat out my tea that was beautiful thank you

>>24521088
well im glad your not transphobic but you're terrible at roasting, at least say something about my out of place buzzcut, or my 90s eyebrow piercing...cmon i was expecting more of you.

>>24521111
sure famalam
the weird uncle who gets too drunk and ruins christmas, eyes lookin redder than a whore's cheeks with the strongest arabian nose i've ever seen. your bland, thrift shop lookin jumper seems to fit your empty soulless visage that you put out. you'll forever be the little boy who lost his mom.