Anyone here ever hired an escort? I'm a virgin and I'm

Save up for a good one, and do your research, seriously. I've been with 2 in the past. The first was really friendly, attentive, and made me feel great about the experience. The second was cold, rushed, and unpleasant. I felt really depressed for days after seeing that one.

You may wish to consider going to a reputable brothel (if it is legal there). You can sit back and take your pick of the girls, and if you don't like any of them, you can simply leave and go elsewhere.

Seriously though, do your research. If you get a cold, unwelcoming bitch you'll hate yourself for it for the rest of your life.

>>24498448
I had the exact same thing. First one was super nice and skilled, a real treat, the second one couldnt get me out the door fast enough and I really regret paying her.

Also /hc/ should have an active hooker thread

>>24498468
Didn't know about the /hc/ thread, I'll give it a look thanks.

>>24498424
Google their phone numbers, look up their reviews, check out all of their pictures. Some that are too good to be true, are, and a quick google search will show a couple of things that throw up red flags; multiple chicks listed under one number, possible sting notification warnings.

>>24498424
Post a pic OP, im gonna honestly tell you if thats necessary

>>24498494
Usually they are nice and informative but this time its weird with the impregnation fetish dude taking it over

>>24498526
Yeah I did think that was a bit dark. I'm obviously not gonna fuck a prostitute without a condom though

Do you really want to live with the idea that you could only get laid by paying it?

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>>24498513
Alright then. However, I think even if I was really handsome it's very much a confidence thing.

>>24498533
I'm sure I'll find someone eventually, but there's nothing on the table at present

>>24498549

You look normal enough. I don't think you need to pay a professional just to get laid.
Do you really want to sleep with a prostitute?

>>24498549
you're pretty hot in an average sort of way if that makes any sense. i'd hustle your bones desu

>>24498581
>>24498595
You're too kind. Might still do it, idk. It seems a lot easier than chatting up a girl.

>>24498610
Try OkCupid? I had a lot of success on there. Keep in mind that it's a numbers game so you need to make your profile SHOW that you are interesting, not say it. Helps to have traveled and be an outgoing individual that really gets a crowd laughing.

If not, i recommend seeing if you can get into improv. At least dabble in it. It'll brighten your mindset on situations and conversations that arise in front of you.

>>24498610
i can see how having your first time with a pro would take out a lot of the awkwardness.
confidence is a gainable attribute but you have to work at it. good luck with whatever you do.

I went through a period in my life where i fucked prossies weekly.... was doing well financially, but had no time to go do the bullshit dating thing.... it was a period of time where i wanted to hang out with my friends and make money... which left little time to date, so i turned to backpage, and different escort review sites in my area.

I have no regrests, they're professionals, they know what they're doing.... just go for high quality ones, and you'll be fine.

>>24498424
you're on the wrong board, bro
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/

>tfw 19 virgin
>stepbrother keeps telling me he will hire an escort
>never happens

>>24498424
Yup, buncha times. Although looking back on it, Id done it to cover up the fact that I still had feelings for an ex and didnt feel like making the effort. Ive seen probably about 8 different escorts at varying ages, the youngest 28, the oldest 72. Backpage gets alot of heat but its where I found em. Tend to reverse search the numbers on google first, and look if they are on theeroticreview with alot of reviews. Means its legitimate.

>>24498424
Don't call them escorts. Call them what they are: prostitutes. Or just simply whores.

>>24498424
I was in your position yesterday. Hired one that was ten minutes away she was a heavier Latina girl who was friendly and tried to make me feel not so nervous.Today had a Asian girl who was similarly chill and even said that I shouldn't be paying for sex.

The sex with both were nice. Latina rode me like a champ but the Asian girl was more into it.

Sex isn't that big of a deal OP just be careful who you contact and try not to get addicted cause I want my dick wet constantly now

>>24498424
My first time was with a prostitute from Craigslist. She was 30 lbs heavier than in her pictures, but I had driven all the way out there and didn't want to go home empty handed. She had people at her place so we had to park somewhere nearby. Her pussy stank up my car so bad I had to stop at a Walmart afterwards and febreeze the shit out of everything.

The point is you should do your research so you don't end up having a shitty first experience like me.

>>24498549
Get a haircut. specifically a female stylist. Close to your age with no ring who you find attractive. When asking about what you want, just say "whatever makes me attractive, I'm single and have my first date in 10 months, granted a blind date. So I need all the help I can get. "

Then you can get another haircut in 4-5 weeks. If she remembers you, great just embellish and/or say you got stood up.

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>>24499708
>72
wtf

>>24498424
I recently met up with a girl from backpage. I was horny and just fancied a no strings hook up.

Went to her place. it was a really nice apartment.

She was gorgeous, better than her picture, and I had a great hour.

Also gave me possibly the best handjob I've ever had

>>24499722
So, escort it is.

>>24501076
This is a weird way to do this. Don't do this.

Go to a hairstylist with a good reputation and simply ask them to do what they think would look best. Say you want to change it up, are open to whatever, and let them do their thing.

>>24498424
Yes, find well reviewed ones on Eccie.net

For you it might be the weirdest thing in the world to be seeing an escort, but for her it's like going to work. Keep that in mind and the entire experience should be fun for both of you.

Don't be afraid to tell her what you're looking for, she's not here for her own pleasure, but do remember to be respectful, she's still a human being.

Do save up for a good escort, as others have said. If you can spring around $500 for 2 hours your first time will be an awesome experience. Don't be afraid to tell her it's your first time, too. Most escorts are honoured to be somebody's first time and a good escort will go out of her way to make it an extra special experience.

All in all, I think it's a good idea, and if you want to go for it then do. With a little planning on your part it'll be an enjoyable, memorable, and most importantly attainable experience.

>>24501314
Worked for me. I however had no plan to date the stylist, just a place that I had gone too several times and had meaningless chit chat with her. One time, after a long day I was tired of thinking and on that visit she ask how do you want your hair cut today. I basically said something like that, "not feeling picky, whatever looks attractive." I wasn't there hanging out, being creepy etc. no flirting etc.

Left, went home to the girlfriend. Gf likes my new cut, now prefers that cut on me.

It's not about dating the stylist, just getting an opinion and work done on something that women care about in appearances. Hair. Same thing happened to my previous gf 15 years ago. I was comfortable with my style, oblivious to it being.. stale dated, etc. She and her hot friend wanted to retool my style. First I took them with shopping, new set of clothes, etc. With the fun of them sneaking into the changing room (no hanky panky). Then a few days later they wanted to style the hair before we hit a club. After it was done, they both looked liked they would have been down for a threesome right there. Which I later found out was in the works.

Point is we (guys) see ourselves differently compared to women. You think you look pretty slick, when all you've done to yourself is make you look like your mom dressed and combed your hair for the day.

Getting an honest opinion from women, the right women has value that you are just blind too.

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>>24501082
get that senior discount

>>24501082
Yup. Funny thing is, she had advertised herself as a 50 year old cougar. Then, based idk what, she showed me her dl and said now u know how old i really am. For some reason that turned me the fuck on knowing id just got done plowing someone old enough to be my great granny.

>>24502301
Lol. She was actually the most expensive, but was a damn good deal. For 170, i got a hotel room with her for 4 hours.