/sma/ - "Skinny, Medium & Average Girls Thread"

>>24488096
kitty,
please see the end of the previous thread.

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>when the macros are kinda garbo but it doesn't matter since the german uberautist isn't making threads anymore

>>24488199
>german uberautist isn't making threads anymore
Good, we can start making macros that appreciate the posters we have right now.

>>24488345
Yes, we can stop living in fear. He probably got arrested for child molesting, Hopefully will hung himself after getting beaten to pulp and buttraped.

>>24488199
>that butthurt of a simple macro

how the fuck does all of the other shit on the catalog 404 the other threads in 3 hours?
god, this board is pure faggotry now

>>24488580
That's what happens when no one bumps.

>>24488600
threads shouldn't 404 anywhere near that quickly on this shithole

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I'm in. I was gonna wait till I finished painting but why not start now.

>>24488705
Twatty?

>>24488705
Why not paint while naked?

>>24488705
T-Twatty?

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>>24488721
It's too cold!!

>>24488737
I'll get naked too, we'll be in this together dawg
Plus isn't naked painting like the epitome of artistic expression
It's right up there with putting a brush in your butt and painting like that

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>>24488741
I mean...I wouldn't suggest painting with your ass. I wouldn't imagine your art would like quite as you expected it to unless you're very experienced in that field-"that field" being the one where you stick a paintbrush in your ass.

>>24488737
who is this pretty thing?

>>24488754
Look! I'm upside down! Fantastic

>>24488754
nothing ventured nothing gained
someone has to become the botticelli of ass painting, why not you?

>>24488754
Another cutie!
Those tits look small and sweet.

>>24488787
They're 34C!! I do massages nightly though bc I want them to be bigger >:c

>>24488810
Let's see your massage technique?

>>24488810
I did not mean it as an insult! they look fantastic on your frame!
Big tits are grand but yours are certainly handfuls and I would love to get my hands on them. ;3

>>24488810
The breasts you have look good on you. As in... I couldn't imagine breasts of another size looking better on the frame you have.

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>>24488816
I feel you give me a way to make gifs on an iPhone I'll gladly give a few of those

>>24488823
>>24488834
Thank you both

>>24488857
No idea whatsoever to be honest. But more of you is nice, how about some bare butt?

>>24488857
I love that you're slender enough that you can see your ribs, but you're soft enough that you're not hard-bodied.

>>24488857
Who are you?

>>24488865
I got bit by a wasp on my ass. If you promise not to laugh too hard then I will provide booty pics

>>24488857
Oh wow! What a beautiful body~I can dream to have a girl with a body like that ^^

>>24488857
timestamp?

>>24488886
I solemnly swear not to laugh at your butt

>>24488886
Lol i wont laugh cuz that sucks but how did you get stung on the ass?

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>>24488754
Yes, this please. Ass painting I mean.

>>24488754
someone did this once for us but damned if I can remember who it was at this moment. Proof somewhere in my archives, would take some time to find it.

Anyone remember who stuck a paintbrush in their ass and created art? This is going to bother me until I pin it down.

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>>24488896
Ok so I just finished an interview and when I was walking away one must've landed on my ass, and when I sat in my car it got pissed and attacked me. And this was three days ago!! The are about is still inflamed and itchy :c

>>24488936
*area around. Wtf am I doing??? My spelling sucks right now.

>>24488936
Lol did you leave it out of the pic its not noticeable at all.

>>24488940
>>24488936
also your booty is sexy as hell nice shape and i love the way your ass meets your vagina more pics like that or a give/webm if you can?

CB where?

>>24488936
>flat brim cap
>the ass is fat
>lean torso
Time to start jackin it.

>>24488936
>>24488985
Thunder thighs!

>>24488857
Those are very lovely. So many pinchies!
Also, dat ass!
Make a video and then use
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
To make it a webm, if you want.
:3 just make sure the resolution isn't too high, because the website tends to boost the filesize when converting from mp4 to webm.

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>>24488991
I try

>>24489065
Show soles with curled toes.

>>24489065
Nom nom nom

>>24489065
That's tasty looking.

Would lick, would kiss

>>24489065
very nice bum hole anon.. would eat for sure. post more!!

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>>24489102
I'm playing vidya so I may be slow to reply now

>>24489128
Would you be willing to make a video and upload it on mega.nz? good quality and allows there to be volume. you upload and we just download from the link you give us

>>24489128
Well, that explains. Damn shame I'm not there to watch you play whatever it is you play.

>>24489128
Oh damn, those cut scars... fuck, anon. I'm sorry that you've had to go through times like that.

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>>24489178

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>>24489168
Dragon age!!

>>24489178
Suffering builds character

>>24489243
Don't know that game. I had to stop playing when I started having seizures sometimes when playing... that's been awhile ago. I still enjoy watching people have fun gaming, though.

And maybe suffering builds character. I'm just glad they look well healed.

>>24489252
It'd be great if you just move on from that topic. maybe

>>24489243
What': dragon age about? And what about it do you like?

Who the fuck are you

Why haven't you said or acknowledged or provided a timestamp...

>>24489387
lol at the newfag

go bk to ya vidya

>>24488763
OH WHAT A FEEEEELLLING
WHEN I'M DANCIN ON THE CEILING

I love that you call me a newfag then proceed with your post and then your post after that

Teach me your ways, since you have to be such a ladies man...you get all the digital pussy, JILL treats you so well

>>24489781
>not knowing twatsworth
yeah, you're a newfag.

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touching myself over the russian wm mascot awoke petplay inside me

>>24490068
does that mean tail plug?

Also spread that pooper

>>24490068
>tfw she will never drink rakija with you and fight off the croats

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>>24490073
arf arf

>>24490098
good pupper

spread and show off that plug

I don't suppose you have a bowl you can eat off the floor with? Could take a photo of just your tongue in order to hide face.

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>>24490100

>>24490098
thats a great phone number

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>>24490111
The sweet Pizzahut knockoff

>>24490103
That cunt though. so perf

>>24490103
Would definitely breed this pet

Xanni, just out of curiosity: were you ever forced to keep a butt plug for several hours in your ass?

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>>24490123
yeeep, back when I had a dd/l relationship going on I was told to wear an engraved plug all night when I was out with freinds, so about 6 hours

>>24490128
Interesting, thank you.

On a side note, how did you felt about it? Did you like it? There has been unwanted "side effects"?

>>24490128
double dildo vid when

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>>24490129
it was so uncomfortable to dance with it in, I was too scared to embarras myself with ""unwanted side effects""" that I had proper diet and like 2 hours of enema before

>>24490139
Well thats interesting, thanks for sharing.

Oh, by the way >>24490128 I really like you in this picture. Very nice.

I'll go home and maybe post some more then if interest
tudel dah

>>24490147
Do eet, still need a good daily xman butthole pic or something is off.

>>24489807
Wait, 3 people called me that last night. The fuck does that mean? If that's somebodies nickname it ain't me, lol.

>>24490139
Amazing shot, would love to see the tail being pulled out!

>>24490147
Very interest, here.

>>24490139
Sasha, you are such a privilege to deal with in here. Fuck the past, fuck the future. These are the days

>>24490147
>maybe post some more then if interest
not really but that's not gonna stop you so why even post that crap?

>>24490147
>>24490711
>negative interest translates as double interest to our King
Still a whole week before I can cum to your Halloween set.

>>24490711
>i dont want you to post
>you're gonna do it anyway
>so why do you even post

kekked

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>>24488810
>>24488857
>>24488886
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>>24489128
>>24489243
OMG
Is that Twatsworth???
I would LOOVE to see dem lips

>>24490165
They thought you were someone who posted years ago, so gj on fooling everyone. You posted a timestamp though, so no harm no foul

>>24490881
>years ago
>two threads ago

>>24490884
I stopped giving a shit about remembering who posted what when a long time ago, anon.

>>24490893
I'm just saying she's posted recently which is why we thought that was her. No one cares about what you don't care about.

>>24490902
Fair, you're right. Sorry for the mixup, no hostility intended. Let's go back to lurking

>>24490905
*tips Crocodile Dundee trilby*

>>24490842
NO IDK WHO THAT IS LMAO IM SO CONFUSED

>>24490881
Oh I'm not confused anymore. Apparently she's hot though since everybody is so excited so that's good

>>24490914
Yup, she was very attractive and so are you. Posting again soon?

>>24490928
After work! Possibly during our Halloween party. I'll be getting wasted.

>>24490962
>drunk, semi-public nudes
my body is ready.

>>24490962
I never knew the original girl they are talking about but I'm glad I know you now. Hot damn.

>>24490914
lel it's a compliment. We want more of you too thogh.

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tonight i'll provide something different

>>24491681
top of feets from your pov

>>24491687
>>24491681
>>24491671

what

>>24491697
Nice, very fucking nice
Moar need a while lot moar, pls deliver

This really doesn't belong here, Xannie. Sorry.

>>24491706
As long as she is sma right?
Fuck off

>>24491705
Possible clit Pierce?

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>>24491706
"dont do the same stuff all the time"
"no something else doesn't belong here"

>>24491709
first time I'm doing it..don't wanna go over board. Got two different needle types and gonna explore it with my bff

>>24491726
no needles; FEET!

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>>24491733

>>24491756
oh wow! this is gorgeous! pls don't stop :3

>>24491756
as always, I can't even say how much I love your feet!! may I see more of them?

>>24491756
next to you pussy or your sweet sweet asshole

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>>24491767
>>24491773
>>24491779

>>24491795
oh, this escalated quickly! ^^

>>24491731
I dunno how i feel about that stuff but you look lovely as usual

>>24491833
you make me crazy!!

>>24491833
Would you say that boredom breeds degeneracy?
And no, I'm not bashing you or anything. Honest question. I'm actually glad someone like you posts

>>24491833
I'd really like to see rainbow all the way to the base in your ass. Then a webm of you pulling it all the way out.

>>24491731
>>24491833
Oh I like this. Where are some other safe areas?

>>24489128
What games you play ob what systems?

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>>24491842
Honestly? I can only talk about myself here, my degeneracy did not come from boredom rather it came from early sexual contact, the lgbt community, and the field I work in. Boredom, in my opinion, breeds the stuff you see on 16 and pregnant.

>>24491851
check this out!
>https://www.peter-masters.com/wiki/index.php/Practical_Needle_Play

>>24491843
there's a video of that

>>24491879
I wanna see your butthole

>>24491879
What field of work helps create such a treasure of a person?

>>24491879
>buttock
Can you accomplish that? It probably has to be something in your eyeline, right? If not buttons then let's go for the chest.

>>24491879
what happened to that giant black dildo?

>>24491902
He's still president for a few more months

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>>24491890
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>24491902
preparing for his video debut

>>24491908
LOL

>>24491916
>preparing for his video debut
This is what I'm going to cum to, Halloween or not. I've never edged for so long.
God that's such a perfect asshole.

>>24491916
>preparing for his video debut
who does the hair and make up?
who writes the script? or all improv show?

>>24491933
I'm hoping it'll be some kind of Eric Andre show type of thing.

>>24491879
Where vid at?

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>>24491931

>>24491931
Fuck literally about to go outside to smoke weed and I see xannie posting

Lyfe is so cruel to me, but fuck son I want to see you and that blackie get it on now. And for the love of buddha please spit on that dildo a few times.
Plus I think this thread could use more of your lips and legs

>>24491941
>Eric Andre show type of thing
lel I don't want to get that second-hand embarrassment from her next vid

>>24491976
>shatters desk
>inserts in all orifices
>Hannibal Burress in Trump MAGA cap getting pegged by Xanadude to the Stranger Things soundtrack
fin

>>24492037
>Not playing black devil disco club soundtrack with this song playing during the messy pegfest
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9CBTO0zqIY

>>24492103
I LIKE YOU.

This also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opYbkZPi5kc

>>24491916
ancient chinese secret?
>>24491931
ung muh boner. That is the most inviting thing possible

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>this joocy white girl wants to come over to smoke a bowl and listen to Santana

Gonna creampie her and imagine it's Julia

>>24492412
good cleave.

>>24493803
Xannie makes me pretty horny, too.

>>24492412
yummy!!!!

can we see more!

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>>24493803
got me horned up until I read "fugly" also missing a few comas, I like my degrading stuff well written

>>24493896

How's the video with the double ended dildo coming along?

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>>24493903
A friend picked very fitting music for it
then she whispered to herself (i dont know if I want to see this)

>>24493896
>missing a few comas
>comas
>I like my degrading stuff well written

you're one stupid slut, dear

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>>24493928
why do you think others write it for me
my english is still better than my german :(

>>24493927

So.... when will it be ready?

>>24493931
Sup xman, can you take a pic with one finger covering your asshole?

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>>24493927
>>24493931

>collectable girls with bad cams
thanks obama

>>24492412
The immersion is perfect because Julia posted a picture of her getting creampied once :^)

>>24493931
>those fuckin soft looking, cumable feet

You give me an instant boner anytime. Damn.

>mfw some vanilla assholes still ignore that fact that KXB is the excellence of debauchery

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>>24493931
did you finally fuck the crossdresser again? we need to see you ride his dick again! Dress him up and ride him please Xannie!!

>>24494208
>ride him
>not sharing the double dildo
Well, maybe it could ride him amazon.

>>24494208
You know what I'll message him rn
Also, he's straight and super not into anal
Also I never rode him, we were just really sissily. I gave him a foot and a blowjob but it was mostly about him hurting me and then laughing at me

>>24494208
i.. didnt know i wanted this really bad until now. Xannie riding some CD, toying with his dick and preferably a facial all over her face

>>24494298
you, deranged little whore-faggot, must dp fuck yourself with that black badguy. extrapoints if you throw another filthy creature in the content, then double anal feast

>>24494305
Don't worry, my lifes purpose is creating faggots in skirts. I have some more material in the process
>>24494308
I got the last piece of my super spooky outfit. Most likely will do the halloween vid today if nothing comes in between my plans

>>24494298
>tfw you'll never kick the shit out of xamn dressed as magneto and proceed to reap using aluminum duct tape because magnet powers.
I put way to much thought into this.

So hypothetically would you meet a tourist..?

On a more serious not my dood make a vocaroo next time you're getting your ass beaten. That would be mighty.

>>24494314
do webms, you little filthy whore faggot. I worship your fucktoy body, and your deranged yet genuine attitude, but you must do some technical work as well for my delight before you get bored of the bunch of vanilla wankers this place has turned into and you move on to darker yet more convenient places for your pursue of total degradation

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>>24494317
if I were into them, why not? I have fucked people I picked up in clubs before that left to freakin idk the next day. That's no criteria of chosing a sexual partner

I can record it yeah!

>>24494335
my internet is so fucking slow already that it takes me 7 score years to upload videyas, but whoever might want to, feel free to convert my videos and upload them

>>24494359
don't cover your feet X, I wanna fap

>>24494359
Neat, omw to austria to beat that ass into a new dimension of purple.

>I can record it yeah!
That'll be aces, thanks mang. Don't forget. And scream loud.

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>>24494364
pls scroll up and fap, dont destroy my halloween videya outfit

>>24494375
i deleted it twice since too, its an annoying app

>>24494379
oh well
someone else will cum in your guts. you always win so far, fucking cuntboi

>>24493977
>cries like a dumb bitch
jus go pls
>>24494359
>>24494379
but xannie this is TOO SPOOKY

>>24494201
This board's so full of normies from Pornhub who wanted to find cooler porn on the edgy anime website. Isn't it funny?

>>24494379
how healthy are you STD wise

>>24494201
I was fine until the nonstop buttstuff and the needles. Most people just prefer someone more feminine.
This is turning into a Yuro butthole circlejerk. You all would probably literally circlejerk if you could, cause u gay.

>>24494416
vaccinated against hpv and uteral cancer, never had herpes, pretty sure I don't have aids
But my ph value is very fragile I catch fungus easy (ie. from flavoured condoms or from antibiotics)

>>24494432
>your opinion
you are lucky you can express yourself in here, disgusting normie
>>24494413
I feel you, anon

>>24494437
You have sex with a lot of high risk groups. Might want to look in to that. You can have HIV with little to no symptoms.

>>24494442
It's most people's opinion here.
We probably wouldn't give a shit if she didn't look like a little boy.

>>24494448
how do you know I have sex with a lot of people in high risk groups... and that was scarcasm, I know I don't have Hiv
but that was sweet i'm flustered <3

>>24494432
She has a clitoris piercing yay big for crying out loud! How come that you were fine before she decide to pierce herself just a bit more? Grow some balls, disregarding your normie/whatever tastes.

>>24494448
she is one in a million, but you still can't see how lucky you are to have her delivering her deviant shit for free. you, and all american brainwashed boys in here seriously disgust me. i'd cum on your face just for a laugh. Your perspective of sexuality is so shallow, so simple, so unevolved. You just suck.

>>24494458
Stay away from DIRTY VAGRANTS
we gonna get cha

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>>24494448
>It's most people's opinion here.

>>24494461
I think they meant my needle play last night, if they mean the piercing this would be freaking hillarious

>>24494464
dying during and/or because of sex sounds good tho..or...doesn't it....

>>24494448
Why don't you just go back to googling the word boobs or whatever you fapped to before you decided to come here?

>>24494467
good and bad. I guess it depends on how good the sex was and how it caused your death. But I would prefer not to die during sex regardless.

However, for you I would certainly just pour all my STD's on you and then leave you in a pile of STD's until you drown in microbes.

>>24494458
>and that was scarcasm, I know I don't have Hiv
Thought so, most SJW/LGBT types take it seriously.

>>24494463
>>24494465
>>24494468
Making this site available to Germans, French, etc. was a mistake.

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>>24494467
>dying during and/or because of sex
I wanna fuck someone so rough and hard out in the middle of the street sometime close to dawn that they succumb to their wounds in a few minutes, right when dawn breaks, their chin propped up on the cool pavement. Or even snap their neck right after I start cumming, maybe bash their skull in, blow their brains out (especially), or have them "kiss" a buzzsaw.

>>24494473
I am U.S., child. Redtube has everything you could possibly want. Piss off.

>>24494473
I'm American. I'm just not one of you retards who found this board last month and are about as sensitive to weird shit as an average 12 year old girl so you think everything is gross and degenerate.

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>>24494475

>>24494482
>>24494483
I hope you find Christ then.

>>24494467
Xannie, I'm pretty sure they meant your needle play last night. Nonetheless though I think it is freaking hilarious to make distinction on the two subjects as, you see, we here see them in still pictures. And this kinda makes them the same thing.

And I am a non-pieced guy, not someone who will trigger all metal detectors in a 5km radius, just to give you an idea of how bland I am myself.

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>>24494488
[Laughter resumes]

>>24494475
One nice friend had one nice thought, I have no idea if it would work irl.. pissing into someones mouth while they deepthroat you, don't pull out, and they kinda..drown

>>24494489
aw..it was just four needles!

It's so funny to see how some wankers freak out with good content. Anything out of the blonde-bimbo-slut category is too hard to understand for their stupid square mindset.
Fucking bottom of the barrel in here. Scum.

>>24494497
That would be a lot of piss. You'd have to knock their teeth out first, I think, or use a certain device.

>>24494497
Exactly.
I fail to understand how that could be bothersome and why people is making such a mess crying like babies.

>>24494504
This is an English speaking website

>>24494497
>>24494475
>They've never heard of the Figure-Four Whore Lock.

Just lock it in and don't stop when she taps.

>>24494497
Living for sex and dying for it sounds right. Just remember it should be the final trick after you have gone through all scenarios. It'd be a shame to go game over in the second screen.

>>24494512
that was a scene in A serbian film, and it was pretty hot

>>24494513
amen

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>>24494488

>>24494515
See also triangle chokes.

Martial arts has a lot of death via asphyxiation while having the other dudes balls firmly on your face.

>>24494512
>when she taps
What about when she bites.
>>24494515
I hated that guy, his character was so weird and gross. But he also knocked out all her teeth and held her nose.
I'm more a fan of 'using the lower part that counts and discarding the top part'. So decapitation is neat.

>>24494521
>sex
>death
>Martial arts
I like where this is going

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if not for the content at least there's some good music and a nice evening read to have >>24492103

>>24494523
>when she bites.
Just knock her imo. Triangle is probably safer as long as your cock isn't in her mouth.

>>24494551
Post butthole or something to show level of enthusiasm?

But yea that shit is fun.
It's cool being able to completely overpower someone physically to the point where they're literally helpless against you.
I used to see this chubster and she was always shocked at how easy it was for me to literally toss her around.

>>24494551
>mfw I thought this poster was xman.
I should sleep.

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I thought the double dildo was easy
It took me an hour to get it in
Christ raped me
took a phone video of it, ill post later, i need to not move for a while

>>24494920
Nice would like to see that video that speak of

What will be >yfw the embodiment of mental illness catches AIDS?

>>24494920
How did that feel?

It looks amazing.

>>24494920

I have a MIGHTY NEED

>>24494920
nice im eager

Gonna say a prayer for all of you. This is getting too sinful.

>>24495038
it still hurts, it felt like my butt bone was about to break when i stuffed the second end into my fronthole

>>24495316
go on...

>imagining Julia ________

>>24495398
>imagining Julia's fans shutting the fuck up.

>>24495414
t. Xanniefag

>Tourette-Pasillia
>talking to himself

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>>24495418

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>>24494920
>>24494920
my cock is that thick and i dream to feel what a internal sphincter feels like.
Did it go all the way up there?

>>24495542
Oh wow. You are stunning

>>24495542
New phone, who dis?

>>24495559
Thanks love
>>24495561
It's Lia Austin
I've been around

>>24495569
Welcome, care o timestamp and post some more?

>>24495569
Spread anus, please.

>>24495569
>>>/out/

>>24495578
For once we agree. It's like the U.S. and Russia teaming up.
You're Russia.

>>24495316
I'm sorry it was unpleasant D:

>>24495573
>>24495574
She is very good looking but if you are looking for free nudes, you are better off just googling your fav amateur porn stars. No nudies from her

>>24494920

WIMP

R I P Xannie.

>>24496488
She will survive that bad guy. Just another step up before she is ready to get a fist up her shitter.
That little whore reverse trap disgrace faggot is a bottomless pit of debauchery.

>>24496506
tell how me how you really feel.

>>24495569
>>24495542
Sma macro when?

cracks me up how many people love/hate xannie.

truly hilarious.

>>24496523
make it yourself you lazy fuck

>>24496523
The day Lia succubus Austin gets a macro is the day this thread should be drone struck and gassed.

>>24496506
Are you bum blasted that your 3d waifu is more of a degenerate than you had hoped for? Why do you care so much? It's not like you'll ever end up with her lmao. Just enjoy the nice pictures and videos she provides

>>24497235
He's just trying to e-dom

>>24497235
>>24497345
>>24496522
You are all wrong. Scroll up and you'll find out that I respect and admire KXB. It is just the way I talk to her, and she is ok with it.
>mind your business, bitches

>>24494473
Poor thing.

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>>24496488
ill attempt to upload the video I did again today, the internet here barely lets me upload pics
If it doesn't work you will probably need to shitpost me for letting someone upload it on xh again

also some more phone pics i took during it

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it still hurts tho

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also nude from waking up

>>24497590
>>24497579
>>24497587

Xannie you're a filthy filthy saint, putting yourself through pain for all us horny guys.

I would gladly give you every inch of my bellow average dick

>>24497590
Why aren't you here in Serbia doing xannax and rakija with me and helping me survive the army?

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>>24497603
Do Xanax and Raki and theb shoot on people? Splendid Idea

Also debut: I found a sharpie the meme is complete

>>24497607
Still nothing to shoot at a part from those immigrant kebabs but they are no fun since they just scream and run away. When will you setup a blog or xhamster? Hard to fap to you with shitty army internet.

>>24497607
you gotta do spreb anus with sharpie for real meme magic

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>>24497609
A friend uploades stuff to his xham for me since my internet at home is too shittery to do it

>>24497615
Well done...
Can you link the xhamster? I need to make an archive of you. It's gonna be a long year.

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>>24497621
I'll link it and the stuff I put on mega when I'm at my friends place

Underwear of the day

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>>24497607
can you do the shocker?

>>24497615
show that fuckin gape, I wanna cum into your butthole

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A disgusting tranny and a boring paywhore, that's wat /SMA/ has become.
No content and shitposting was more entertaining tbqh senpaitachi

>>24497719
Why don't you like cuntboys?

>>24497719
>not getting maximum hard for trannies
Fuck off to cock threads, faggot.

>>24497683
I absolutely love how you make no effort to pose femininely. I hate that shit. This nonchalant standing is sexy to me.
>finally get to cum today

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>>24497769
I don't think I could pose super feminine, I'd laugh too hard. I'd try tho

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i mean this counts as feminine i guess

https://mega.nz/#!I0wynRYa!_0JQbqLsDf-cOuzapJjW30qDYSxMsNn7A6en55k_jnw

yw

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>>24496523
Who the fuck even areu
nö

>>24497835

That was very unpleasant to watch. I honestly have no idea why you would do something like that to yourself. You should seek professional help.

>>24497845
This some JuJu?

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>>24497856
im a ho das why

>>24497792

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>>24497861
It are!

>>24497835
for some reason it reminded me of the first "saw"

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>>24497866
>>24497867
>X-Man and JuJu posting at the same time

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>>24497874
kekd

>>24497876
:^)

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>>24497835
Can't seem to locate the gif of a bunch of guys shoveling up heaps of cum.

>>24497867
More (front view)?

>>24497867
How goes joobles?

>>24497880
More ass and puss

>>24497587
dude owch. hope you OK, also how can you gape like that? iv had a kid and can't. you dont look real loss or anything

>>24497937
Brynn? Kitty?

>>24497956
kitty, and I was not trying to be rude to xany or anything was just genuinely interested.

>>24497961
Just going to ask for the obvious titty or asshole shot.

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>>24497937
determination, lube, and 2 hours alone in a shower. Then kegel exercise yr life out, I was told i'm very tight :^)

>>24497930

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>>24497969
guess so can't really do pics right now tho sorry
>>24497970
you look it too :) thanks for answering.

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>>24497970
Peep to that

>>24497983
I realld didn't think I'd get it in ;; no prob!

>>24497983
Hmmm those nice boobs <3

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>>24497994

>>24497835
i loved it.it looks like you really enjoy that toy

>>24497994
>>24497997
>>24497970
Hot thanks mang.

>>24497983
Hi kitty!

>>24497994
geez you like barely even have a hole till you pot something in it. lol. very sexy
>>24497995
I hate them nursing ruined them. am saving money for boob job now
>>24498013
top of the morning to ya

>>24498020
>boob job
Don't get them too big. Just enough to fill out what you have and not inflate them, if that makes sense. Like Ava Addams or Carmilla Bing.

>>24498020

You still have very normal and nice breasts Kitty. Just like you had before your kid. Don't worry about it to be honest.

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>>24498030
im going to the size they were when I first got my milk in. i liked them that big.
pic related

>>24498020
Hm.. I like em alot. But do whatever makes you happy dear :)

>>24498044
You look extremely young for someone with a kid.

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>>24498035
no no not by a long shot. they are uneven now a bit and not as pirky. they got up to like f cups from all the milk and I was an A before. just glad I didn't get stretch marks
>>24498047
I just turned 27 a few days ago but thanks :)

>>24498051
27 is still pretty young. Old enough to hit that MILF demographic and young enough to still be, er, young.

>>24498051

I know you were not as big before. What I'm trying to say is that you have nice breasts now as well, just like they were before.
Sure they look different and are bigger, but that doesn't matter to me honest. I still like them.

>>24498062
feels old to me :/ I wish only like 20 but still had my kids and all that

>>24498065
that's very sweet of you. they sent nice like before tho. they only got big when I had lots of milk. not that my baby's over a year and I'm starting to ween her they arnt full at all. they look empty and uneven. if they were still pirky I'd like them but they can't be small and sagy that just sucks. also my husband doesn't like them anymore or it seems like he doesn't so im pretty set on getting them done

>>24498066
I'm sure everyone would like to be younger. Might as well embrace it and start hitting on young guys.

>>24498044
DAng
I forgot how fat your tits got while you were preggers.

You look good though.
You should show us that smooth cunt when you have a chance.

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>>24498084
it was like the day after I had my baby, I woke up and they had literally swollen up 4 cup sizes over night. it hurt so much lol

>>24498096
how's that ass looking though?

>>24498096
I too am interested in how your ass developed.

>>24498096
>literally swollen up 4 cup sizes over night. it hurt so much lol
lol wow that's nuts, they look massive
i wish I could have milked you

but yea how's your ass? I guess you're not taking pics now right

>>24498096
Ooh you are hot!

Got one like this without the shirt?

>>24498096
Veiny

>>24497835

Hell yes

>>24497835
watching you stretch and gape your hole like that makes my dick rock hard
fuck xannie you're awesome

That was a very sexy xannie video but I also feel pretty bad because ouch. : (
Sad boner.

Also hello kitty nice to "meet" you.

>>24497845
>>24497866
i need more of my jewbs. hope your lesbo life is going well.
>>24498044
eyy kitty, do you still have your massive dildo? might wanna bring it out again?

>>24497930
She's eating well.

>>24497970
fuck the crossdresser you whore! always empty promises :(

>>24498158
Na it was all for baby they have to have that first milk it's good for them. I had no idea they would get so big so fast tho.

I'm busy right now but when I get done I'll try to drop a pic or to

>>24498176
I'll check

>>24498214
yes I'm really light skinned my I look like a vampire, especially my belly when I was pregnant. weird right
>>24498661
I don't have it lol

>>24498865
>I don't have it lol
whyyyyyy?!?!?!? the vids in which you struggled to use it where the best.

>>24498876
SOURCE pls?

Or are these things she posted here and nowhere else?

>>24498929
>she posted here
jip, like 2 years ago i think.

>>24498948
diiiid anyone save any of them?

>>24498985
...no one saves anything or has personal archives of cw's on here.

>>24498985
>saving all this content
Do you buy porn on Blu-Ray, too?

>>24499017
>>24499007
I typically save at least a few samples from each lady that I find really sexy.

I have a lot of Aerial because she's all that posts usaully and she is super hot. But if I started running low on space I would just remove most of her redundant content on my drive.
Also I've converted all the vids and photos into a smaller file to save space too.

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>>24499087
For example, this was one of the sexiest ladies here back when I used to visit a lot on 2012. Still have a folder with her content because why the fuck not?

>>24499130
Is it Freckle?

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>>24499153
YE BOI

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>>24499087
don't know if you're just dumb or trolling...you never know these days.

>>24499203
Very good argument. I have seen the errors of my ways and I'll stop saving things I like post haste.
I mean, why would anyone ever want to look back and enjoy content that they loved previously? So fucking stupid. It's no wonder the music industry doesn't exist and movies are never archived after being shown in theaters.

I personally hope I get Alzheimer's one day so I just stop remembering things altogether. Why stop at forgetting just the things that I used to like? Clearly life would be so much better that way holy fuck.

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>>24498876
cuz i never used it so I threw it away


also butt for those who asked

>>24499245
unf.
Very nice

>>24499245
That is an amazing sight right there. Just need to see you model a thong to make this day complete.

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>>24499293
o I forgot about that. someone else asked to, or maybe you

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>>24497590

Much better

>>24499302
Yeah it was me. Not sure if you have the time to respond to requests.

>>24499302
Looking good, kitty. Always nice to see a familiar butt

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>>24499313

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>>24499313
it's a good request lol easy to do.

>>24499245
>so I threw it away
oh damn. and you probably don't have an other toys to play around with either right?
>>24499354
pull them to the aside let's see your smoothness.