Pulling 8+ bitches with pic related. What's your excuse?

Zoophilia is sinful my man.

>>24474366
I don't believe I am your man and what are you talking about?

Also r8 please. Seems to be popular.

I measure my worth on my contribution to humanity, rather than how many girls tug my weiner.
>just turned 24
>double masters degree spanning science and the humanities
>Published author, respected in my (admittedly narrow) academic field
>3 long term relationships with intelligent women totally out of your league
>Hold 2 international patents for coolant technologies that decrease greenhouse gasses
>No acne


What's your excuse?

>>24474402
God fucking dammit

10/10

>>24474402
Now here is a question. What exactly are you doing on 4chan if you really achieved what you say you achieved?

>>24474411
Does it bother you? Free web innit?

>>24474411
Shitposting on /sci/ and /lit/ for the most part

>>24474498
Now that's shitposting.

>Wasted field
To paraphrase Einstein: science without the humanities is lame; the humanities without science is blind.
>lawyer
Wasted field. I dropped law when I reached emotional maturity and stopped wanting to be a societal leech.

>Pagents [sic]
Measuring a partners' worth on plastic beauty standards is neither becoming nor persuasive. Congratulations to her all the same.

>Post ip number and it'll be mine in an hour.
That's not how IP works at all. The USPTO database link has personally identifying info, or I gladly would.

>>24474550
Try refreshing boho

I'm feeling kinda lame talking to you desu. How does IP work again?

>>24474579
You pay some leeches 10k and China rips you off anyway.

>>24474587
Pretty good 10/10