Roast and and assumptions thread let's go.

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>>24465456
Roast: Looks like someone did a shitty job trying to erase your facial hair.

Assumption: You smoke weed a lot

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>>24465456
could see you getting cast as the flashback young version of a steve buscemi character, agree that you probably smoke a lot of weed
>>24466621
you remind me of that meme guy, i'll find a picture, he's got hair like yours and makes a funny face. Never understood it myself
Studied business or similar, moderately successful

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>>24466621
>>24466643
This guy

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>>24465456
You look like a young Medicated Peate.
Probably play a lot of video games.
>>24466621
You look like one of those guys who acts all tough and then chickens out when someone calls you bluff.
You probably get tons of women.
>>24466643
You look like you've never worked a day in your life.
You probably sit around and listen to music all day.
>>24466680
You have a black man's nose.
You seem like a pretty cheerful guy.

>>24466652
holy fuck man I do kinda look like that

>>24466621
Gayer george michael.

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>>24465456
You look like John Green if he started taking estrogen shots and that's pretty bad considering he's a literal cuckold.
>>24466621
Metrosexual Buzz Lightyear.
>>24466643
A gayer and more feminine Tim Burton.
>>24466691
Can be found on Family Watchdog.
>>24466711
Soon to be found on Family Watchdog.

>>24466691
You look like you've wasted your life
is somebody's stepdad
>>24466754
made it too easy to bother
plays some multiplayer game late into the night a few nights a week

>>24465456
You have Marfan syndrome.
You have one of several connective tissue disorders.

>>24466621
Your mouth looks too small it makes your head look wide.
You're outgoing and enjoy having a good time. You also try to hook up with women online.
>>24466643
You're a mess.
You're a loyal friend to others at a point in life when you don't really know what you'll do.
>>24466691
You're the oldest man I've seen on /soc/.
You have a good enough life but with such melancholic eyes, you long for something.
>>24466754
You're a faggot who makes silly faces on the internet as a way to get others to take interest in him.
You're a very relaxed guy who enjoys a good drink and living life by the day.

>>24465456
Your carpet doesn't match your drapes. bonus points for ur kik

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>>24465456
Look cool guy :)
>>24466621
Probably good in sports!
>>24466643
7/10
>>24466691
Older maybe?
>>24466754
Funny

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>>24466621
Pretentious af
>>24466643
Chill and fun
>>24466691
I bet your wife looks better than you
>>24466754
Memer
>>24468709
You like the fact that internet is flooded with guys that like asian girls

>>24468725
No problem to guys

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>>24465456
Def a virgin
>>24466643
You shower less than 3x a week
>>24466754
Faggot
>>24468709
You look cross eyed
>>24468725
Bandwaggoning faggot

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Assumptions

>>24468921
Amish Jimmy Neutron on rumspringa

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>>24465456
That forehead would make a nice landing zone
Assumption : you smoke a lot of pot
>>24466621
Pretty good actually.
>>24466691
What the fuck are you doing here
Assumption: you are into young porn

>>24468931
I hate seeing people who could easily be fucking handsome but instead settle for a style that just shits all over their looks.

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>>24468939
Comp sci major
>>24468931
Has killed someone in an original way
>>24468921
Bad relationship with parents
>>24468725
Watches a lot of tv. Writes reviews of shows
>>24468709
Wants to move to aother country
>>24466754
A funny and relaxed guy
>>24466691
Has a daughter
>>24466643
Plays ukulele
>>24466621
Super villain
>>24465456
Loves horror movies

>>24468943
What style? I'm just wearing a solid color t shirt and have grown out hair, how does that fuck with my looks?

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lets hear it lads

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>>24466754
Plays videogames
>>24468709
Responsible and pacifist
>>24468725
Chill amd humble
>>24468921
Is jew
>>24468931
Succesfull with girls
>>24468939
Doasn't like sweet food
>>24468952
Likes the 50's
>>24468970
Has a YT channel

>>24468992
fuck, i wish i had a YT channel.

also probably likes the aesthetic of the 80s

>>24469002
You fucking nailed that

>>24468921
Problem?
>>24468952
Maybe! I need better my English... Write = good, talk = not good
>>24468992
Hope