IDEAL MATE THREAD Describe you Describe your ideal mate

riposte

It's a little unconventional to post this here because i'm NOT looking for a mate. I just love e-flirting and new crushes and stuff

Me:
25/F/USA
short, chubby, glasses, very femme
very social and friendly!
like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality

You:
close to me in age (let's say between 22 and 35)
I tend to be more drawn to shy people (bc opposites attract) but very social people are also great!
body type, race, whatever doesn't matter.
I've been into a bookish/hot professor look lately. Glasses are a huge bonus.
I prefer short hair (but longer than a crew cut) and no facial hair on guys, but maybe you know how to make it work
i love people who know a lot about things i don't know much about, like math or computers or something
big bonus points if you're willing to talk on the phone or skype or something
I'm non-judgmental. I don't presume to judge over employment status, mental illnesses, whatever

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I'm okay with meeting people just to be friends, and people from other countries

Me:
18/F/France
4.9 / 98 pounds
-Kind of shy, love sweet relationships and being protected, love attention, very lunatic though
-Love Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch and Tim Burton
-Love The Cure, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Smiths and many other goth bands but also stuff like Mac DeMarco, Ghinzu and some Black Metal/DSBM
-Enjoy horseriding in the woods, at the sea, love nature and animals
-I can cook really well and I'm caring and loyal.
-I would like to travel a lot, and to do road trips

Him:
Older than me (18-25 years old)
Nice, very manly, keep reassuring me, protect me, caring man
I prefer white boys
I prefer long hair but I'm okay with short hair
I like when a man can teach me stuff and make me discover a lot of things

In fact I would like a serious man and feel he's stronger than me, in a good way ( protective and caring ). I'm not really asking for much.

>>24464882
PARIS
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But seriously you're a qt.
Do you watch westworld as that'd be right up your alley

>>24464802
>>24464882
Contact info?

Mainly looking for people to get to know and chat with – don't really believe I will find a partner here. So feel free to post contact if you'd like to chat.

21/F/CH
5'6“ ~110lbs
White (Mother is French-Swiss, Dad is Italian)
Finishing my Bachelors in Physics next Summer
Calvinist Christian
Tend to be rather introverted but have no problem with social situations
I love to cook and eat well, in particular French and Italian Cuisine
Only drink alcohol when at Family gatherings
Pretty far ranging taste in music – Post-Rock and Field Recordings are probably my favorite genres
Continental taste in literature (that's what I was told anyways..) Thomas Mann, Hesse and Max Frisch
as far as sports go I do Skiing in the winter and play chess
I enjoy all things in the woods, hiking, going for walks and also hunting
/k/out/ck/adv/r9k/

I don't have any off the bat requirements for Him or Her – drop your contact if you're interested and we can see how things go from there.

>>24464960
Describe ?

>>24464962
Sorry about this but what does ch stand for? China?
What kinda places do you ski i used to ski up in Montana

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>>24464980
>China?

>>24464962
20/m/TX
6'0 165lbs.
Enlisting in the Navy. I also do farm work.
Southern Baptist.
Extrovert, but I'm quiet around new people.
I too love food.
I drink on the weekends.
We have similar music tastes.
Cormac McCarthy and Hunter S. Thompson are my favorite authors.
I'm into guns, have been on /k/ for almost as long as I can remember, I go /out/ weekly, I cook as well.

KomradeKolt on Kik

>>24464962
What do you use? Kik/snap/Skype?

>>24464983
Hey nothing came up when i put it in google :p

>>24464968

Seconded, I usually do not post my contact anyway though

Me:
>20/F/Eng
>Redhead qt but also unstable moods and needs attention, also 5'7"
>Chubby but dieting
>Likes to smoke a lot of pot
>Likes vidya e.g. Portal, Lara Croft, Bioshock, etc
>Insatiable sex drive, even though I'm depressed as fuck doesn't mean I don't wanna bang. I'll cry whilst I'm sucking your dick, idaf.
>Likes cuddly toys, can be generally child like
>Dry sarcastic sense of humour
>Loves horror films and halloween
>Has tattoos and piercings
>Likes to cook and bake

Him:
>25ish/M/Amerifag
>Tall as fuck, 6'4" ideally but 6'+
>Broad, muscly, or a little chubby, I like big guys, also beardy with a deep voice.
>Likes Vidya, plays mmos or something multiplayer so I can distract them whilst they play (Through blow jobs and flashing).
>Sex drive like mine, dominant and strong.
>Similar sense of humour, kind, caring, cool dude.
>Smokes pot too
>Likes to cook, and likes to be cooked for.
>Good at giving cuddles and emotional support if I'm having an off day.
>Likes PDA (I know it's random but it's a turn on)

Lol there.

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Me:
>18
>a bit introverted
>love bad puns and dad jokes in general
>used to play a lot of vidya; like, old-school RPGs and shit. Still do but not as much.
>can be a bit sarcastic at times
>love british television (faulty towers is bae)
>favorite book genre is science fiction
>more right-leaning, but try not to get too much into politics
>philosophical, asks a lot of questions about big things, to the point where sometimes I forget about the small things
>compose music, show everyone my soundcloud
>pic is me

Her:
>around my age at least
>dark sense of humor
>slightly cutesy
>values wisdom over intelligence (although preferably is at least slightly smart)
>worldly, knows a lot about how things work
>can hold deep conversations
>has suffered enough that she can talk about suffering

My skype is pl4ntm4n

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Me:
19/M/UK
I'm very tall, I have light brown messy hair. Sometimes it looks slightly orange in certain lighting and can even occasionally look a little blonde too. I have light brown eyes too. I'm a kissless virgin. I'm very outdoorsy and like to go on adventures. I also love camping. I like movies, especially horror movies! I play video games too, Nintendo games are my favorite. I draw and paint a lot. I like a lot of music, Neutral Milk Hotel is my favorite band. I want someone to cuddle. I like to try to be manly. I took a test to see if I'm submissive or dominant sexually and I'm more than likely a switch. I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish. I'm super kind and friendly.
skype: lil.nibblet
kik: nibblet111

Her:
I love really long pretty hair. Brown or ginger are my favorite hair colors. I like naturally pretty faces. Makeup grosses me out, but I guess a tiny bit would be okay. I like white or slightly brown skin. But preferably white. I like skinny or medium bodies and would definitely like her to be shorter than me, which most girls are anyway. I'm not too fussed about boob size, although I will say I'd prefer too small over too big. I like nice butts tho. Preferably American.
I've always liked the idea of being with someone slightly older than me, but no older than, say, 27 I guess. But someone my age would be great too. I don't mind if she's a virgin or not. I quite like the idea of a girl who's more sexually experienced than me showing me how to do everything. However I also think it would be nice for us to both go in not knowing anything. I would like her to be at least a little similar to me in terms of hobbies/interests, however I don't want just a female me, she would need to have her own interests too.I'm attracted to really laid back and chill personalities. I want someone to cuddle into and watch horror movies with at night.
And also someone who i can talk to about emotional stuff and secret sexual desires.Also needs a s imilar dark sense of humor to me

>>24464985
Kik, Skype or email all work.

>>24464991
Learn to use google then.

>>24464962
so.........contact?

Me:
>19/m/UK-NL
>White, 5 ft 8", normal build but my weight goes up and down like a bungee cord
>Was a biology student at university but left to pursue a subject that would make me happier.
>Really like getting into deep conversations about the more complex shit in the world.
>into gaming, psychology, tv series and movies (the standard shizz).
>Being active and healthy is important to me.

Her:
>preferably close to my age, above 18
>I love red hair but its a minor aspect of a person.
>Willing to handle the possible minor bipolar moment.
>Honest and open for deep conversations
>Active, would enjoy 2-3 day long trips every now and again (not a deal breaker).
>Faithful.

My kik: shroomiecloud

>>24465062
That describes my friend to the T, but he's 20
He's 6'3", a bit fluffy but built like a bear(nohomo) and hairy bohemian genetics

>>24465107
Yes pls

>>24465062
>>24465091

Kik noclaim65

>>24465117
He probably wouldn't like it if I set him up for a date tho.

>>24464962
22/m/TX
5' 7" 140 lbs
non-denominational Christian
I'm into music of all kinds but have a real soft spot for indie, both making it and listening to it
I love going out to shows, concerts and just out in general, especially for sports and movies
Very outgoing
Cooking is a lot of fun for me when I find the time but there's a lot left for me to learn
I'm going to begin studying medicine next semester but my passion will most likely stay the arts
It's not too often I meet Christians on here, and that's a big must on my end

kik is 1337buddy, would be great to get to know you more

>>24465088
>>24465085
>>24464984
You seem like very cool dudes, am a little surprised you're even looking at this point but best of luck

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>>24464789
19/M USA
5'5" 130lbs
I love boxing,Netflix, going to new places, I like to learn and read and I'm always down to go anywhere fun. I can cook I have a job. I'm shy at first but I'll open up. I have my faults I'm not perfect.
>Girl?
18-22
She is nice
Doesn't wear though clothes
Likes to explore, go to new places, watch movies and has an opened mind.
Also likes to hit the town and cook

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moi:
>22/m
>5'10'', brown eyes/hair, caucasian, slender, mimimalist style i guess (monochrome or whatever /fa/ calls it)
>intp, a little depressed but not a downer at all
>into film (tarkovsky), music (mac demarco and royksopp) and video games (final fantasy, metal gear solid and silent hill)
>i enjoy cleaning my room and filling it with a ton of plants, lying on the floor and staring at the ceiling fan, making music and video games, running and watching old movies by myself in the dark

YOU:
>female, maybe femboy (we'd have to be REALLY compatible)
>color, ethnicity, race, political affiliation, etc doesn't matter at all
>height and weight don't really matter, as long as you're healthy can really own your look
>i like women that wear chokers, interlock shorts and tennis skirts. basically your typical american apparel slut (i'm not fond of promiscuity though, please be a wholesome pure angel)
>location doesn't matter since I have no intention of meeting you. i just like flirting with cute people on the internet!
>please be affable and at least a LITTLE bit intelligible
>being into /fit/ and /lit/ is a plus, but not necessary!
>likes music. music is probably my main hobby and it would be great if you could carry a conversation pertaining to favorite artists, instruments, etc (would be cool if your taste was broad)
>also would be cool if you were into video games, i could talk about final fantasy for hours

i don't know why i made this but whatever. i'm sorry that it's so poorly written and a fucking mess.


side note: i'm going to see harry potter philosophers stone tonight by myself in imax and i might want someone to talk to while i wait

>skype is recyclement00 at outlook dot com

i might not even answer though, i'm wicked shy so good luck i guess

have a good night
>>24465062
>I'll cry whilst I'm sucking your dick, idaf.
hey that's my fetish!

>>24464882
That's a match! But i'm 35 et je suis allemand.. ;)

I'm not a hater, I just talk that real talk.
>>24464962
It's not reasonable to expect anyone to give a shit about Switzerland. If you put CH and no one knows, that's your fault, not theirs. Girls saying they like chess is obnoxious. Chess girls are the exact same as gamer gurls. They're both terrible at it but still want attention. The worst part is that they get the attention in abundance because the males doing the activity are almost all thirsty spergs.

>>24465256
Want me to hit you up?

>>24465309
Do you want to back that real talk up with a few rounds on lichess or do you prefer to trash talk?

>>24465347
Sure, what time control? Also, this is going to be honor system because it's so easy to cheat.

>>24465361
Just don't make it too short.

Do I need to sign up for the honor system?

>>24464882
[email protected]

>>24465386
I don't care about signup. I mentioned honor system just to put it out there.
https://lichess.org/EMkofsyD
ladies first

>>24464802
hey, a bit of e-flirting sounds fun! will talk on skype as well. 31m, skype is greg101612

Me:
21/M/Texas
Straight
5'8,130 pounds, skinny but working more on my body
Lots of love to give, love holding hands and staring into each others eyes
Like anime and games but kinda losing interest, prefer to enjoy things with friends, collect anime figures
Always up to do anything aside from drugs, all dates are fun for me.

Ideal girl:
Age around 18-24
Faithful, shows lots of love.
Able to accept the nerdy interests I have.
Trusts me
Hair preferably naturally colored or dark red.
No drugs, alcohol is fine but I'm a light weight.
Cute feet and hands, I love painted nails they are my fetish.

kik is superdjryan

Me:
>22, male, ct
>fairly heavy, but I gain and lose weight a lot.
>like outdoorsy stuff, camping, hunting, hiking, sometimes just chilling on he woods.
>also very smart, but that doesn't define me.
>can be a heavy drinker, but don't get wild. Also smokes tobacco, but is 420 friendly.
>likes building stuff, fixing stuff, being useful.

Her:
>at least my age, but I like older girls.
>also likes to be outside, at least a little.
>I also like bigger women, not super fat, but a belly is nice.
>can hold her own, but is submissive. Doesn't need me to protect her, but wants me to.
>wants to be in contact with me, texting throughout the day, maybe gets worried if she doesn't hear from me all day.
Kik is manbearbeardy, if you're out there, girl.

>>24464962
>Mainly looking for people to get to know and chat with
Aww yes, I am not the only one.

Care to specify what kind of people you're interested in talking to though? Or rather, what kind of conversations you're into, say some specific topics, or every-day bitching, or media, etc

>>24464980
Please be trolling.

>>24465062
>Likes vidya e.g. Lara Croft
Wow.

>>24465085
>compose music, show everyone my soundcloud
Go on...

>>24465256
>tarkovsky
Quite the hipster. Watcha like about his movies?

>>24465309
Not giving a fuck about something doesn't justify ignorance on such a level.

>The worst part is that they get the attention in abundance because the males doing the activity are almost all thirsty spergs.
It's 4chin, breathing is perfectly sufficient to get attention as female. Everything else just adds more attention.

How did the game go?

>>24465855
My soundcloud is http://www.soundcloud.com/iwilldevouryourkittens

I make vidya music tho, so it's not for everyone

>>24465873
Skimmed through a dozen or so and most were quite enjoyable actually, and vidya music isn't even my cup of tea. (Witcher 3 OST is probably the only one I actively liked, which is totally different style)

How long did it take you to learn it?

Also good luck and have a bump.

>>24465957
I didn't ever really go through a process of "learning", I've just kind of been making music my whole life. Started when I was really young just playing shitty stuff on a piano, then graduated to a shitty MIDI program, and now I make full-fledged songs. I guess it's just passion, idk. Thanks for asking!

me
>19/f/usa
>5'7 140lbs,light eyes, medium brown blonde hair, booty
>i work and go to school (undecided major)
>hyper personality, can make me seem a lil autistic
>no filter with my behavior, v honest and upfront
>can be mean sometimes, i'll call people out if i have to
>also really flexible with my attitude, so most people feel comfortable around me really fast
>i like organization and routine, i'm a very neat person
>more intuitive than intellectual
>not a really high sex drive, would prefer foreplay only, if that existed
>i'm a really nice person and i would do anything for people i care about
>really clingy to people i fall for, you'll probably break my heart

you
>likes dogs
>m/usa
>TALL, TALL, TALL
>5"10 is ok, but 6"+ is god
>healthy, knows how to dress
>works/ goes to school, or at least have something going for u
>even if its ur shitty music career, at least its something
>I like music a lot, so it's a plus if you do, too.
>an asshole to everyone but me (unless its in bed)
>understands simple human motives, don't be a retard
>will go camping with me!!
>hold my hands and pet my head
>u kno the gay shit^^^^^

skype is americfootball

me
>21/m/USA
>6'2"175lbs, fuccboi haircut (but I'm not one, I swear), glasses
>Kinda fit, endurance is my strong suit (cycling, rowing, hiking)
>STEM student, non compsci
>Machinist at a lab
>Huge Star Wars fan. I mean YUGE
>I speak pretty formally for the most part, can be verbose but also the opposite
>Neat, clean, and orderly
>ENTJ (if that means things to you, heavy on the J)
>I talk about all kindsa stuff
>Super into synthwave, cars, and interior design at the moment
>Enjoy beers, ciders, winter, movies (art house to foreign to basically anything)
>I also like taking pictures

Looking to make friends with new people (preferably females) so we can bitch about stupid shit in the day, and then learn more things about the world! Pen-pals of sorts.

Give me a kik at leuerverte

>>24465062
Hmu on kik: xhrd4ux

Me
>19/Male
>East Coast USA
>6'3 average build
>Curly black hair, brown eyes
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Glasses
>Know arabic and english, kinda sorta know spanish a little.
>First year uni student studying comp sci
>Spends time playing vidya/graphic design/finding music
>Starting to read again, just finished Kafka on the Shore
>Trying to beat the first dark souls right now send help
>Naturally shy but still know how to talk to people like a real human bean.
>Into Indie Trash (Bon Iver, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Radiohead...)
>Favorite movies are The Revenant, The Martian, Interstellar, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Favorite TV Shows are Scrubs, The Office, Mr. Robot, Lost, Rick and Morty, and House MD
>Makes goofy jokes
>Can be super serious
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can
>Depresso but not a total downer about it
>There for you when you need it, I always want to make sure you're doing okay
>Starting to get into hiking and nature walks and having mosquito bits on everything.

Her
>Looks aren't too big of a deal for me, just don't be obese and take care of yourself
>18-23
>Female
>Location doesn't matter much
>Light Hearted/Funny, knows how to make me laugh
>Has the same sense of humor as me.
>Can be serious if needed
>shut-in/introverted/shy (doesn't have to be all 3)
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Not a super mega weeb but a regular weeb is okay
>Music is a must. They don't have to necessarily be the same taste as mine but still. Music is bueno.
>Clingy maybe? The idea of a clingy gf makes me happy.

Skype: Lantonor
Kik: ionphiare
Email: [email protected]

Hit me the heck up ladies.

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Me:
Male/22/Missouri, USA
Complicated sexuality. Ballpark, let's say borderline asexual but romantically attracted to feminity (not exclusive to females).
5'8, 140some pounds
My interests include speculative fiction, psychology, lots of different TV shows (the Star Treks are big ones), Bethesda games, writing, comedy, oxford commas, and other things I can't come up with right now.
Humor is important to me too.

Them:
In my age range (18-25)
Intellectual, curious, engaging
Otherwise, I can't really say what traits they should have. I have liked nice people, jerks, conservatives, liberals, and so on. I don't think romantic chemistry can be boiled down as simply as most people think.

Skype is ftwihaihtts. If you know who is in the picture my disposition will automatically go up by 20.

>>24466049
nice guy, ladies HIT HIM THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

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Me:
25/female(ish)/lesbian/Southern Ontario
Short dark hair, also really short and not thin, but I have freckles that make cool patterns (even one that looks an illumanti triangle). Oh and glasses
English and cultural studies major, future librarian.
very left wing politically
musically I enjoy indie rock i.e. everything from the elephant 6 collective, Broken Social Scene (and their spinoffs), Arcade Fire, New Pornographer. Also somewhat into: old goth rock i.e. Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Cure, the Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, Joy Divisio old school hip hop: Wu-tang Clan, N.W.A., and Public Enemy, noise and noise rock: Sonic Youth, Big Black Merzbow, Lydia Lunch, the whole No-Wave Scene. Also sort of into post rock aka Godspeed, Thee Silver Mount Zion, and proto-punk: the Stooges, the Velvet Underground, and the Birthday Party (as well as Rowland and Nick's solo stuff). Oh and einstürzende neubauten, as well as Bowie.
is starting to collect vinyl
enjoys hiking and Pokemon Go (Go team Mystic)
Rosemary!
Has a sweet tooth
Likes footie (my teams are Everton and Arsenal)
Is monogamous in relationships (and doesn't do hook ups)
favorite Holiday is Halloween
You:
female (trans women welcome)
unattached and monogamous
ideally from Canada or the U.S. but also open to French/Germans/Europeans with cute accents (or British girls who like footie)
either is working towards a degree or has a job of some sort, aka a life path
shares similiar values and tastes with me, with regards to music, politics, and relationships.
it'd be nice if you had an opinion about the oxford comma
will go hiking and play Pokemon Go with me
understands what Rosemary was a reference too
will watch footie with me sometimes
wants something serious eventually not just fooling around
likes cats =^.^=
will tell me what their favorite holiday is and why in their opening messages so I know they've read this novella

pic related my favorite Pokemon

also my Skype is mahsocks

>>24466234
>Southern Ontario
>Likes footie
What the hell. That's beyond rare. Also why the toffees? At least Arsenil are internationally popular and all but had to met an Everton supporter who isn't a local yet.

Me:
19/m/Australia
White
5'11
enjoy having a good time
love me some games and anime
enjoy history and watching stuff like broadchurch and marcella
have two jobs and uni
enjoy music and movies

You:
18-21/f/probs Australia
White
shorter than me
Skinny, pale, kind of shy//Thicc but not fat
can have a good time and get drunk
wants to bang as much as I do
have a good old intellectual discussion
wants to watch anime and play video games
can deal with my insane ideas

Contact:
aztecdistillery - kik
meatfists#4900 - discord

>>24465085
your description of yourself was strikingly similar to my own anon. I wish you the best on your life's journey

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I edited mine slightly

Me:
>21
>5'7
>Balding
>145lbs
>Average build with big shoulders
>Dick joke enthusiast
>Introvert
>Enjoy making bad home movies and photoshops, especially fake Pornhub titles
>On track to become a technical writer

Her:
>20-21
>My height or shorter. 5'6-5'3 is ideal
>Any weight or build as long she's not super chunky or obese. A little something extra is fine
>Not a smoker or a heavy drinker
>Isn't afraid to let it all hang out, and isn't super concerned with being cutesy
>Introvert
>Actively partakes in horrible or stupid banter topics with me
>Slightly right of center, or doesn't give a shit about politics
>Low sex drive

>>24464789
Kill me
Kill me
Kill me
Kill me
Kill me

>>24466361
it's not that rare, but a lot of the fans around here are plastic man u fans (they like them when they win). And I grew up watching it with my dad and my brother, and my dad's an everton supporter and so is his dad so it's a family thing.

>>24466583

What's wrong senpai

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okay

Me:
20/M/a random third world country
1,84m, 90kg
Brown
Studying mechatronics eng. Planning to get the fuck out off this country
Introvert and conservative.
Some of my hobbies are card magic, yugioh and drawing. I also like sports alot, mostly football and NFL.
Im very needy of attention, i like being romantic alot. Im also very posesive
I dont drink or smoke, but im open to drink or smoking weed if theres a chance.
Sexually, im kinda vanilla, im very dominant, but thats it.
Agnostic but can be open to new ideas if they actually make sense.
Im extremely loyal, like a fucking dog, but gaining my trust is next to impossible.
Favorite albums:
Ready to die (Notorious BIG), Enter the Wu tang clan: 36 chambers, Powerslave (iron maiden)
Fav movies:
2001 space odyssey, all of the planet of the apes movies, star wars (prequels are better for me), shawshank redemption
Fav series:
Dexter, BB, prison break, GoT.
Animu: monster, Code Geass, death note, Hokuto no Ken. Add gantz and berserk if you count manga
Vidya: anything that allows me to do whatever freely. Minecraft, gta, etc
Books: anything horror.

Her:
As close as my personality and taste, while having her own interests. My age our a little younger
Super cute face with eyes that make you fall in love instantly.
Likes to cook for me and its happy feeding me.
Have the 4chan type of humor. Sarcastic and racist jokes and all that shit.
Hair that makes you want to use it as a pillow.
Smaller than me.
Virgin.

But most importantly, smart. I like to discuss about everything and i would want someone I could do that.

Thats it.

Female, tattoos, fucked up sense of humour looking for a soul mate

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Sure why not.

Me:
>23/M/Middle of Murica.
>Bisexual.
>White.
>5'9.
>145lbs.
>Average/semi-muscular build.
>Buzzed/shaved head, trimmed beard.
>Introvert/socially-autistic NEET. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Accepting and open minded.
>Politically open? undecided? hell idk.
>I'm a gamer/nerd. (big surprise right?)
>I like a lot of music, I play a little guitar.
>I like to read, mostly scifi/fantasy.
>I'm a animal person, can't live without doggo's.

Him/Her/You:
>Similar age, maybe 18-27ish range?
>not fat of course, but little chubs w/e.
>Height doesn't matter to me.
>Preferably similar interests, like gaming.
>Chill, relaxed, not to serious type.
>Honestly, I don't know.

doesn't matter since theres no such thing as a girl who fits my only 2 standards:

Be Biological Female
Play similar vidya (GSGs) to me

>I will never have a gf to play EU4 with
>I have accepted dying alone as a result

I don't know if it's from getting older or getting more desperate, but my standards have been getting more vague.

Me:
21/M/FL
5'6'', 135lbs
Pasty assed cracker
Going to college for Forensic Accounting
Introverted
I like stand-up comedy

Her:
Within a few years of my age
Find her attractive
Best friend.

>>24465062
>25ish/M/Amerifag
20 / I have a dick / America
>Tall as fuck, 6'4" ideally but 6'+
I'm exactly 6'4"
>Broad, muscly, or a little chubby, I like big guys, also beardy with a deep voice.
Chubby but dieting, don't have a beard but can grow one, and voice is deep af or so I've been told
>Likes Vidya, plays mmos or something multiplayer so I can distract them whilst they play (Through blow jobs and flashing).
Literally only play multiplayer shit, I've played some pretty dumb MMOs
>Sex drive like mine, dominant and strong.
Dominant and strong, Sex drive so high it could possibly end up being a medical concern. I've never met a woman with a drive as high as mine
>Similar sense of humour, kind, caring, cool dude.
Sometimes I lose the "dry" bit by getting too into it but I'm definitely sarcastic af to the point were I usually offend people by making it look like I'm mocking their intelligence
>Smokes pot too
My dad did, my mom still does. Only reason I don't is because none of my friends do
>Likes to cook, and likes to be cooked for.
I like cooking but my food is usually inedible, and I love eating homemade meals
>Good at giving cuddles and emotional support if I'm having an off day.
Good at giving cuddles is subjective, but I've been told I give good emotional advice and can be a pretty good person to help people with their personal shit
>Likes PDA (I know it's random but it's a turn on)
Sure why not, I don't have any qualms with it so I'm down giving and receiving

If you wanna chat and get to know each other just email me at [email protected] and we can exchange kik/skype/steam/ whatever the fuck

>>24465968
So deliciously basic.

>>24465855
>How did the game go?

He resigned eventually.

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Me:
>22.
>Male.
>Arizona.
>6' 4" tall.
>Broad.
>Black hair.
>Hazel eyes.
>Thick Southern accent.
>I'm pretty well off. I live in a luxury high-rise, travel whenever I want, etc. I only say this because I was homeless about a year ago.
>I run an advertisement agency.
>Hard working.
>Sociable.
>Down to Earth.
>Monogamy is key.

Her:
>Around my age.
>Average height.
>Average build.
>Any hair color.
>Bubbly.
>Quirky.
>Hard working. (You won't be able to keep up with me if you're not.)

That's about it. I'm not too picky. If you wanna holler at me you can hit me up on Kik @ fratdaddyo or on Skype @ [email protected]. (The username is a joke.)

>>24464789
>me
24/M/GRE
1.81, 85kg. The beard stays.
Master's in engineering, about to make it dual
Part time job (still studying)
Love dancing
/fit/
Homebrewing
Love vacations (actually travelling and getting to know places, not *just* getting shitfaced at a beach 100 km from home)
Cinephile (Nolan a best, love most MCU films and SW 4-5-7)
Work hard party harder
Do not subscribe to any ideology but love a good argument
No smoking, yes drinking
INTP if that matters to you
I like sex
Fair, honest and loyal to a fault. Friends and family come first.
Have been told I look intimidating at first glance but am really chill after a conversiation.
>her
Not fat
Feminine
Do not subscribe to any ideology but love a good argument
Fair, honest and loyal to a fault. Friends and family come first.
Likes sex
Has some interests and a life of her own
Likes spending time with me

>>24465968
I got most of these except I can't dress
And I can be dense sometimes with others feelings, not that I'm inconsiderate, basically I need to read into things more than I do.

>>24468678
that's alright, everyone can be inconsiderate at times. feel free to talk to me if u want

>>24465968
Avoid

>>24467701
what

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me:
>19, 6' and 180lbs, Huwite male
>rightwing, pro gun, commie beatin, red blooded american. Go Trump!
>leaving for the marines in 27 days
>outdoorsy
>kinda awkward only a few friends

her:
>19-22
>goal oriented
>wants to show me off like im a priceless artifact
>wants to be with a military man
>fit or atleast somewhat in shape
>no taller than 5'9"
>has nice titty boobie
>red, blonde, or brunette
>white, blue or green eyes
>wants kids eventually
>doesnt smoke pot or do anything drug related.

if this woman exists send her to me pls
snapchat: Ballerm9
kik: Broham808

>>24466049
Amir?

>>24465062
21, but otherwise fit perfectly into your desires
Kik: something076

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>>24464789
me
18/m/murica
6'3, 190 lbs
extremely introverted hugless kissless virgin
not a huge fan of social media
cant talk to girls for shit
i like death metal and other incel music 2bh, along with playing vidya, lifting, and some other shit
im open to doing basically anything

ideal:
(preferably) white female around my age
any height as long as shorter than me
not a feminist
shy would be nice, though not required
hopefully some similar interests, though i certainly dont expect you to share an interest in extreme metal

my standards are pretty low, i'll take basically anyone that's not obese or deformed

>>24470822
HOW ARE YOU KISSLESS VIRGIN
Seriously dude just go talk to any girl, be funny and show interest and you'll land a date

>>24466877
contact info?

>>24470833
I was fat (nearing 300 lbs before i decided to lose weight a year ago) and didn't care about my appearance through most of my teen years; i was introverted anyway so i never talked to girls
in essence, i deemed the fear of being rejected as so bad that i literally never even talked to a girl, let alone asked one on a date

>>24470526
Who dis.

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Me in a nutshell

Me: 25/male/ Escondido, California 5'3", 120lbs, ddf, non smoker, rarely drink, vegan(mostly raw), into reading, browse alot, exercise partner, great motivator, I have a career.


You: Vegan or willing to make that change quick, nonsmoker, any height is ok idc, any weight is ok too, I prefer someone around my height and weight, ddf, respectful, sucks my dick, has money or a job, independent thinker, won't need me to fuckin baby you, carry your own weight and be humble.

Kik:randomguy44fi

>>24464789
Me

24 m CT, US
6'4" 190~lbs.
Works overnights
Plays Dark Souls and Hearthstone in freetime
Smokes weed everyday
Don't really do much because of schedule
Would enjoy bowling, frisbee, and walks if I weren't nocturnal
Reads newspapers near daily
Reluctantly voting for Hillary
Can cook and enjoys baking, but not always the best at either
Social anxieties galore
Not a virgin but definitely lacking sexual experience
Bit of a freak for kinks, ask if you really care

Ideal Girl

Not too much of an age difference
Short and neither anorexically thin nor obese, a bit of chub isn't bad.
Enjoys vidya even if there's differences in taste
Smokes or at least tolerates smoking
Has a good, slightly dark/dirty sense of humor
Doesn't mind a lazy, ranting, freak of a person
Isn't just focused on sex and sex alone.

I have a hard time putting my standards into words because I'm a picky and judgemental prick. If you're okay with that, let me know or something. I'm bad at chatting and stuff though. Just posting here is probably a mistake on my end.

kik is hdimir86

>>24464882
Please email me. I've been looking for exactly you for a long time now.
[email protected]

Me:
>Female
>22
>Getting Masters in Molecular biology
>Loves hiking and being outside
>Loves animals
>Social enough but have a tendency to be shy
>5'2 Pretty average build with a little bit of chub
>Generally sweet but can be a bit stubborn
> Long brown hair
>Love baking and cooking
>Enjoy cleaning up
>Likes old scifi and horror movies
>Unfortunately a bit of a workaholic
>Enjoys watching soccer
>Can be a bit of a worry wart

Him:
>Close to my age
>Interested in science
>Either short or tall, not so much in between
>Skinny
>Sweet and willing to listen to me ramble on
>I have a bit of a thing for German guys
>Willing to poke fun at one another without being mean
>Social enough but still enjoys staying home and watching a movie together
>Likes to go on walks or hike
>Likes playing video games and letting me watch
>Likes music
>Likes eating

>>24471858
>Me:
>>Female
>>22
Location?

>>24471908
USA sorry

>>24471858
Let me know if this is okay for you:
I'm 26, big mixed personality, sometimes quiet sometimes hyper, sometimes passionate and sometimes overly sweet.
Love science, philosophy, and really anything that involves understanding things.
I like to ramble, but enjoy listening to others' rambling.
German and Irish.

Ever since high school, I've decided to save myself for "the one," though as life goes on, I find that fantasy fades further and further into the horizon. These days, I just tend to sit around and observe people living life, while I sit in my little corner of reality and dream of what could be.

Me: 20/M/IA, USA
5'7", 180-200lbs (been awhile since I've weighed), girly looking pale blue eyes on a round baby face and medium length (3-5in) brown hair.

I like to spend time in thought, and have a great appreciation for anyone with high intelligence. I love computers, and spend a lot of time doing various things such as watching Anime, playing video games, and programming. I don't like sports, at all. I do however like being outside and doing stuff like camping and fishing. I work at a restaurant, and I like to cook and try out new dishes. I'm an animal person too, but I prefer cats over dogs.

You:
Appearance is non essential, but preferably short, petite to slight chub, short hair, with blue eyes and black/brown hair. I don't like girls who slather themselves in makeup, and have an appreciation for women who show their natural beauty, even if they're a bit less sightly because of it.

A deep fondness for one another is a requirement, someone who likes to cuddle and just enjoy the others presence. An open minded individual, and a very intelligent one. Also, gotta be down with kinky shit. Sex would have to be common, at least 4 times a week.

As for interests, I don't really mind anything as long as it's not psycho, like heroine or something. An interest in computers or technology and desire to go and do stuff outdoors us a huge plus.

No having kids, ever (unless i/we change our mind (s) later in life).

I could probably go on for hours about my "perfect" woman, so I'll just keep it nice and "short".

>>24471981
Oh shit lol, and similar age is a must (+-3 years)

>>24465062
If you are still around Id love to talk. You sound perfect. Danon1220 is my kik. Please send me a message.

>>24471975
Do you have a kik?

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>>24464789

Me:
>20/M/USA
>6'2", black
>average build (little under 200 lbs)
>into vidya (favorites are mega man, super smash bros., and various retro game classics like chrono trigger)
>love watching good shows not limited to anime (buffy the vampire slayer, house, game of thrones i have all watched to completion)
>favorite (animated) show: the boondocks
>favorite anime: jojo's bizzare adventure
>fairly reserved person when it comes to people i don't know but I open up over time
>prefer to have just a few people who i can be really open with and close to rather than a bunch of friends
>going to college, majoring in engineering (3rd year)
>i enjoy talking and catching up with friends in my spare time
>i love to tell random stories and discuss random shit especially life stuff, i'm actually a pretty open person when it comes to most things
>way into math and computer science stuff (trying to get my minor in CS)
>enjoy sarcasm and dumb jokes

Her:
>around my age
>more of the "cute girl" look rather than like hot or whatever
>doesn't wear much jewelry or makeup (i know that sounds cliche but i mean less, not none at all)
>mostly reserved like me but still an open person
>knows what she wants to do in life
>has interests/hobbies that are either similar to mine or ones that we can talk to each other about
>cool with talking about most anything
>enjoys doing things together
>enjoys just being around each other

>>24464802
Kik me if you want, cphsoc. I have Skype and such, too.

>>24472045
yes, it is atma.atomus

>>24471858
Kik:randomguy44fi

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>>24464882
kik : f3nton
if you're interested

Me:
>19/M/USA
>6'1"
>white
>205lbs but i work out often and eat right so its mostly muscle. ive been told my broad shoulders give a protective look
>INFP
>interests: video games, movies, music, some anime, books, animals, travel, art
>pretty bad social anxiety. i have a hard time meeting new people, but when i do get to know someone im completely fine around them
>often depressed but i try not to let my mood ruin other peoples
>no experience with relationships or sex
>currently attending college
>really looking for a meaningful relationship with a caring partner

Ideal Girl:
>around my age
>white or asian
>not horribly specific about hair length or color but i like short and blonde the most
>skinny but height doesnt matter
>similar interests
>more of an assertive type who can run the relationship but if i need to learn to be assertive i will
>cares about a relationship and each other
>i dont care about religious or political stance

I just want to love someone and to be loved by someone. Is that so hard to come by?

>>24472815
forgot to mention my skype is burnt_napkin. im too shy to message first :(

Me:
>22/Irish
>180cm
>75kg
>Shy, socially awkward
>Hobbies include photography, cycling, swimming, fashion and cooking
>film and music nut, like anime and vidya but not as much
>Conservative
>Agnostic
>honest
>emotional
>loves animals

Her:
>17-27
>Shy or very outgoing
>likes to spend as much time indoors as outdoors
>Likes to cook or bake
>Likes cuddling
>needs a lot of attention/clingy
>only believes in monogamy
>wants children
>loves animals
>has kinks
>wants to be best friends with her lover
>has a sweet tooth

kik: wistfullyunfortunate skype: dvrrvgh

Me :
20/M/France
1m97 154 pounds
-Alway try to be nice, love hug and chill
-Love discovers things and passion of people
-Love metal music but i'm open with the other style like rap or electro
-Enjoy be outside, in wood or mountain
-I also like festivals

Her:
Age between 18-25
With the same love for metal,rock etc
Prefer white girl
With passion i can support

>>24472876
Male?

>>24473146
Yeah, should have said so, sorry if that's not what you're looking for.

Me:
Trans woman, 10 months on hrt
21
Tall, chubby/thick/curvy, pale, black hair, blue eyes, androgynous, non op
Really into music and other kinds of entertainment and art.
Bassist and occasional guitarist.
Favorite genres are sludge metal, post hardcore, alternative, post metal, progressive rock, noise, ambient, and experimental
Kind of a NEET & introvert, trying to change being both
Into horror, suspense, and science fiction
Not really a gamer
Probably monogamous

Her/them/whatever:
19 to 26
From the Midwest or Canada
Cis woman, trans woman, or some other kind of trans
5'3" to 6'2"
Average sized or chubby/curvy
White, Asian, or mixed
Not really religious
Lives less than 3 hours away
Also probably monogamous
Has similar taste in music and entertainment

>>24471858

Kik: nihilmatic

>>24471858
im german, not exactly skinny. but nowhere near fat. i love theoretical physics and chemistry but im only 19 :(

Me:
>21/F/USA
>5'6"
>athletic/thin
>white, brunette hair, glasses
>loves running, hiking, and bumming around at home
>really shy and introverted
>sensitive, caring
>virgin
>passionate about what I'm studying
>likes horror, mystery, and supernatural shows/movies

Him:
>21-28
>taller than me and in shape
>studying something or has a job
>likes outdoorsy activities
>doesn't mind my calmness and quietness
>has more of a dominant personality
>doesn't smoke
>affectionate, likes cuddling

>>24473297

>>24472985
But i'm just 20

>>24473297
im 19 and going into the marines, does that count for anything. you sound like a very nice girl.

>>24473297
What is your preferred method of contact?

>>24473311
Skype if you have

>>24473314
Send me an email: [email protected]

>>24464789
Why not, its fantasy after all right?

Me;
>23/M/USA
>6'7
>260lbs
Not "bear mode" and secretly fat, I'm in shape and intimidating. Which sucks because I'm super nice...
>Dark brown eyes/hair
>facial hair
It's well kept and I just shaved most of it
>self-motivated
>obsessed with Disney
seriously... I'm probably gonna intern there next spring
>obsessed with traveling
I just got back from 2months abroad
>extroverted by nature but I prefer to be introverted
>probably nicer than you
>hopeless romantic (It really sucks...)
>confident
>humble
>dominate
>work and go to school

Her:
>18-25
>Wherever. I was just all over Europe and plan to go back this spring.
>Just don't be taller than me
>thin/athletic
>cute(relative)
>longer the hair the better
>passionate about something, I don't care what
>Disney is a ++
>wants to travel
>shy is cute, just don't be more extroverted than me.
>genuine and caring
>sub
>humble
>work and/or school
>honest
>fitness is a ++

I'm just looking for a down to earth girl that cares enough to just try and improve herself daily, and they'll go see the remake of B&B this march.

my kik is swz14

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>>24464882
German here if you wanna chat kik:shitpostizmadude

Not really looking for anything just want to talk to people about random things lile philosophy, science, books/novels and what not

>>me
22/m/swe
Im not too fat or fit but i am a lil chubby which i will work on soon
I love photography, nature and just relaxing
Im kinda an introvert(im pretty lively in small group of people that i know well but when i meet new people or if im in public im very quiet)
I like reading any form of litterature from comics,manga, classic novels and fairytales, reading about anything new to me and i enjoy discussing them with someone.
Also like music but i have no specific preference, pretty much up to my mood

>>you
Open-minded and chill, talkative since im fairly bad at that in the beginning
You dont have to be fun but nice sense of humour would be nice
Would be awesome if you're from sweden too but i dont hope on anything

My kik is wess.04 i might be slow on the reply sometimes, specially if you arefrom north/south america since time difference is a bitch

>>24465062
Write me.
Kik: shitpostingizmadude

>>24464962
Yo wanna chat about life and stuff?
wess.04

>>24473310
I was starting to write a serious response about how it is a good job if you're trying to escape poverty or to pay for college or doing 20. Then I realized "hurr I'm joining the marines" was your entire post.

You're a hopeless idiot kid. There's good and bad in any large organization, I'm not a military hater, I'm just drawing a line. All it takes to join the military is to not have some glaring medical issue. If someone's in an elite unit or something like that, fine, but for anyone else, if all you've done is join the military and you think that makes you special and loudly tell everyone, you're a waste of life. BTW, even those idiots would hate you, the sort who insist that you capitalize marine. You didn't even do that and to cap this all off, you're joining the marines, you're not even a marine yet and you're already spout this stupidity. KYSTBH.

>>24473493
i mean, i am joining so that i have education oputunities in life later on, parents disowned me when i joined. your words dont hurt but you can say whatever. i atleast have the balls to serve unlike you.

>>24473493
Hey, don't be so rough on the guy. He might just be joining because he wants to serve his country before going to college or starting a career. Or maybe he needs it to pay for college and he does in fact plans to go to college (Which you seemed to think that was good enough, so why wouldn't being in the marines to get money to go to college be good enough?)

I get it if you're just not interested in dating a Marine, but you could have just said that instead of being a dick. I'd kill myself if I was with a woman like you.

>>24473493
some people just dont spout off their reasons for joining, yea i might've made a promise to my dead grandpa to carry on his legacy but im gonna sound like a bigger twat if every time i talk about my service that way.

>>24473493
What the fuck is your problem? This guy didn't say shit to you except that he wanted to get to know you, and you go off on him. What are your qualifications to put yourself in that position, anyway? Sounds to me like you're just so self-righteous that you mistake your heated opinions for true grounds to lord yourself above others.

You're an asshole.

>>24466512
Thanks anon! I wish you the best as well.

>>24473508
That was his entire post, not "I'm x, y, and z and btw I'm joining the marines", he obviously expected the girl to respond positively to his message otherwise he wouldn't have written it. Yet the only thing he wrote was that he's joining the marines, he thinks that makes him such a special snowflake that that's all he should write.

>>24473509
You keep digging yourself deeper. You're not even a marine yet and you're talking about your service? Jesus.

>>24473531
Learn to use IDs. I'm not the person he initially responded to.

>>24473545
>That was his entire post, not "I'm x, y, and z and btw I'm joining the marines"
He was just making sure that was okay, Jesus fuck.

>he obviously expected the girl to respond positively to his message otherwise he wouldn't have written it
Not everybody is so desperate they try to look cool on the internet for girls. Stop projecting.

>Learn to use IDs. I'm not the person he initially responded to.
If he wasn't talking to you why would you even respond? Just to be a dick? There was literally no reason for it you cunt.

Also, fuck off. Nobody likes you here.

>>24473545
>talking about your service
He's clearly talking about his hypothetical future service you dipshit

>>24473545
you're a fucking douche, just cuz mommy and daddy paid your way through art school doesnt give you a reason to act self entitled. fuck you, why dont you go enlist mister high and mighty. sorry i grinded your hot button. no need to act so inherrently disrespectful. and let me rephrase, my future service that starts in 2 weeks.

>>24473297
You sound perfect and I match what you're looking for, but I'm chubby, working on it though! :( fuck my life

I'm 24/f/us. I'm chubby, five foot two with reddish brown hair. I have tattoos and plugs. I love to read and collect books. I enjoy games of all kinds. I love animals of all kinds. I love to laugh and can find the humor in anything. Possible deal breakers: I am overweight, I collect stuffed animals, I am really shy and have anxiety issues.

My perfect mate would be older than me, but not beyond 30. He would be muscular with a good layer of fat. He would be tall, with dark hair and at least some facial hair. He would love playing coach coop games with me. He'd be down to pull out the hammock and go relax in the park with books. He'd play scary games with me because I'm to scared to play them myself (hello outlast 2 and resident evil 7). He'd be a homebody like me that likes chubby gals, but isn't awkwardly sexually obsessed with them. He'd be sarcastic, funny and really hard to offend. He would love to cuddle. He'd have interesting hobbies I could learn about and be able to introduce me to awesome books and movies and games I've never heard of. He'd be at least slightly artsy like me so we could do art projects together. Also, he would have a girthy cock that wasn't micro size. He'd be a little bashful in bed so I could dominate him and teach him how to fuck me just the way I like. And lastly, he must love my dog and be cool with the fact I own a small bratty spoiled dog.

>>24465088

Now you are a real man, anon. Well done.

>>24466061

You seem so nice, anon. I hope that you find who you're looking for! I would be your friend maybe, I think.

>>24466234

Nice musical taste, anon. 10/10 comfy future occupation,

>>24466860

Hemisphere?

>>24472069

Would friend/10. Play much Sm4sh?

>>24473602
How many tattoos?

>>24473634
5. I have a chest piece, the rest are hidden by clothes normally.

>>24473629
Right below america.

>>24473297
Seems pretty accurate. You should message me.
>>24473385
My post.
If you're interested my Skype is [email protected]

>>24473639
>Chest piece
Sorry but no, good luck with your search friend

Me:

>19/M/(GMT +2:00)
>Averageish height, 80kg
>Physical disability
>interests: some super specialty stuff, but also I am to remain anonymous. Also: standard anime, vidya, maths, physics, politics, podcasts, I also follow a lot of YouTube channels
>super talkative online and with people I know, but awkward otherwise
>have diagnosed OCD and anxiety issues, but almost always happy and stable
>I worry about a lot of things.
>I play quite a bit of Sm4sh, but have exams coming up
>vegan, far left, atheist, GNU/Linux user -- kill me
>Can be bad at replying in a timely manner sometimes but WILL ALWAYS reply
>email, steam, discord, and a couple of other services.
>I don't swear appreciate toilet humour -- I don't talk much about anything overtly sexual.
>can be a bit of an elitist scumbag -- boy this keeps getting worse, doesn't it?
>favourite boards: /mu/, /r9k/, /soc/, /g/,

You:
>Male, female, anything else idc
>Anywhere is fine, you probably aren't anywhere near where I am. Sorry. :(
>Never had a romantic relationship. I am not sure if I would ever like one
>I'm looking for someone who would be just as eager to message and chat as I am. I don't have many people like that.

>>24473247
Hey I'm >>24466234 and I think we'd be a really good match!
I'm an AFAB woman(ish, I'm still figuring it out),I'm 25, and from Southern Ontario (I hope that's close enough). I'm exactly 5'3 and 3/4ths, I'm chubby but trying to stay healthy, and I'm white. I'm also agnostic, with no strong feelings about that, and I'm monogamous.As I mentioned in my post I like a wide variety of alt rock, and some noise and noise rock, and I also am into ambient and experimental, and open to new genres! I also love the classic suspense and horror genres, and I'm really into H.P. Lovecraft's work right now.
Also I'm an introvert but not a NEET and I play/mess around with synths.
If you'd like to talk more feel free to email me ([email protected]), or Skype me (mahsocks)

>>24473629
thanks, I'm a bit of a music nerd, and yeah I hope it'll work out that way lol.

>>24473587
Do you use skype?

>>24473657
Just added you

>>24473297
hey you sound ideal to me, dunno if ldr's are your thing though.

>>24472876

>>24473629
thanks, I'm a bit of a music nerd, and yeah I hope it'll work out that way lol.

>>24473629
thanks, I'm a bit of a music nerd, and yeah I hope it'll work out that way lol.

Sorry my post triple posted, my internet is being crappy

>>24473770
My Skype is veranthe :)

>>24474256
ID changed since I'm on mobile or something

>>24473737
Okay, I added you

Me:
>Mid 20s/M/Southern California
>5'8", 150 skinny/average
>Medium brown hair, sometimes glasses
>Told I have the looks, typically "cute" but I'll sport a beard if you want sometimes
>Nerdy, shy, kind of needy
>Loves video games, loves trying new food
>Likes cute things, I'll talk about makeup or dresses if you want
>"Switch" in the sheets, not super experienced. I have a cute butt.
>Has a degree
>NEET and depressed but working on it
>Doesn't want kids


Her:
>21+ Female
>Around my height would be nice
>Average/chubby/plump/more
>~super cute face~
>Caring, understanding, patient, a little weird
>Willing to play coop games or watch me sometimes
>Keep in contact every day
>Maybe squeals over cute things
>Medium or high libido

maybe someday...

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>>24474420
>5'8", 150
>skinny/average
hope that extra 25lbs you're packing is toned/muscular m8

>>24464882
Is there a way for me to contact you or is that not how this works

>>24464802
on the off chance that you're still lurking this, if you'd like to chat to a 24 year old science nerd (so I can teach you about math or computers or something) from Australia feel free to message me on kik: cullenb1992

>>24464882
Hey let me get your Skype or kik

>>24466860
turksun demi kesin oylesin

>>24473602
I'm kind of interested and I think I match a lot of what you're looking for. I'm >>24466664

>>24473602
you had me until dog, sadly.
Dogs don't like me :(

Me:
>18/f/pa
>movie buff
>huge fan of anything horror related
>weeb
>I love dogs
>I enjoy running
>pretty dark sense of humor
>not super clingy
>but I have my moments where I get really cutesy

Him:
>18-24
>6' (or at least taller than me)
>dark wavy hair (okay if you don't though)
>in shape
>likes dogs
>likes anime
>okay staying in and watching movies
>but also willing to run or hike with me
>would be nice to have someone close but I'm okay with distance
>okay with drugs

>>24471777
>tfw you get trips but no amount of luck can actually make you interesting

>>24474520
Yo, you fit a lot of my criteria. I'm >>24465085

If ya wanna add me, that's cool. If not, best of luck.

>>24464962
Hey I'm an avid hunter as well. Kik me stretch1981000

>>24474520
Hey, I'm literally all of those, except I'm kinda fat, 25/M/PA

Skype is jiggaboots

>>24474520
Skype: pineapples113
Kik: corporge

Ideal girl:
>21-30
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: on request
discord: on request

Me:
>21/F/Texas
>qt with a booty but not fat
>exercises regularly
>mechanical engineering major
>watches a lot of anime
>giant scaredy cat (needs to hold your hand in the dark)
>pretty confident but everyone has their own set of insecurities
>sometimes sensitive. extremely empathetic and tender
>will scratch your back until you fall asleep
>enjoys reading, playing chess (poorly) and reading up on cults
>likes all types of music with the exception of metal and screamo
>clingy and loyal to a fault, but not from the jump (shit takes time, man)
>ex-cake decorator and baker, get chocolate cake wasted with me (pls)
>also love cooking
>asian (not japanese/korean/chinese, sorry to disappoint)
>introverted and shy, but very warm and welcoming to those I'm comfortable with
>loves to dance
>secretly dreams of the homemaker life but way too ambitious to actually live that dream out
>doesn't play video games but will enjoy watching you play all day
>also enjoys being the big spoon sometimes

Him:
>21+
>anywhere, though Texas would be cool
>preferably not too right-wing/conservative
>good listener and conversationalist
>okay with not talking everyday (at first)
>loves food, both cooking and eating it, just as much as I do
>preferably tall, and skinny to chubby (and muscular) is okay. just take care of yourself please
>will read and play chess with me
>doesn't have a bad temper/ not prone to overreaction
>will watch slice of life and idol anime with me
>hard working, but is okay with being lazy in bed some days
>not religious
>good sense of humor, knows how to have a good time
>likes both giving and showing affection
>honest with emotions and intentions
>can hold a serious conversation
>thinks rationally but also dreams big

You don't have to meet the criteria 100%, if you think we'd get along, message me! Even if it doesn't work out, I'm always looking for new friends.

skype: everandeversight (may take me a day or two to respond to your add, I'm a busy girl!)

>>24474733
i want to go to there.

>>24474733

You sound really cool, sadly I'm not Texan and a bit younger

>50, male
>6'3 205 lbs
>White (albino nigga technically, okay?)
>Looking for a black girl who doesnt mind being kicked out of the car
>Boxer and not going to MMA because there's no fucking money in it

>>24474740
It's all good! Feel free to message regardless, like I said, I'm always looking for new friends.

>>24465062
Still here?

Why not?
Me:
>18/m/TX
>skinnyfag, 5'8" & 120 lbs. at most
>likes vidya, reading, music, drawing and writing
>music tastes: funk, disco, electronic, vaporwave and rock
>currently job hunting, waiting for ID
>introverted, but not too badly
>going to cool-leg next semester, preferrably UT or near Dallas area
>into DUDE WEED and alcohol

You:
>18-22/female/lives nearby
>not too thicc
>similar interests
>that's about it

kik me @ TheOpt1onal

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New and improved and updated with with less filler.

Still looking for a wholesome Canadian grill as usual.

Bless me up senpai

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>>24473629
I'm not huge into Sm4sh but I wouldn't mind playing it with a few people. I'm more into Melee and Project M

>>24474733
I'm not much of a reader, but I feel like we have a lot in common. I'll add you on skype

>>24473602
Not to be blunt but just how chubby is "chubby" exactly?

>>24474733
>tfw she said she would be my waifu and then she didn't respond
>okay with no talking everyday
>busy girl
Hope renewed
I will wait for you

>>24473262
Do you have a kik? I just checked back in the thread

>>24475548
Bro that's some creepy shit, you should probably delete that comment before she sees it and thinks you're fucking desperate and needy.
>which you obviously are but she doesn't need to know that.

>>24475567
>>24475548
Just some friendly bro advice. We gotta look out for eachother.

>>24475567
>>24475579
I was trying to be a robot but I guess I went full robot
Thanks bro

>>24474520
want to watch movies together?
>>24472876

Me:
>19/F/NC
>5'3", 120lbs, white
>Bad at this stuff
>INFP
>Stereotypical feminine housewife type cancer
>I'm a baker but going to med school next year
>Shitty geeky interests; comics, vidya, the like
>Music, fitness, cooking, art, bad reality tv
>Sarcastic/dad joke sense of humor
>Huge animal lover, I have 4 dogs
>Super cuddly, cheesily romantic
>Vegetarian, but I still make the best burgers

Him:
>Older than me
>Height doesn't matter but I like bigger guys
>Beard, tattoos
>Hyper masculine lumberjack type
>Dog person, geeky, generally fun person
>Same sense of humor as me, sarcastic goofballs are <3
>No drugs
>Cuddly and loving
>Will eat the food I cook and watch Food Network with me
>Will play vidya with me
>Not a NEET or a vegan
>Won't cheat on me
>No kids but wants them eventually
>Can hold a conversation

Just looking for someone interesting to talk to desu. Don't be an asshole and have a good sense of humor and we'll probably get along fine
Kik: bumblebunnii

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Posted in response to a femanon and I doubt anyone's still watching the thread at this point.

Me:
>20/m/TX
>6'0, dirty blonde, blue eyes, skinny
>smoker, don't drink much except on weekends or special occasions, don't do the drugs because I promised the nice lion from school and McGruff the crime dog scares me shitless
>play some guitar
>favorite bands/artists are Lucero, Noah Gundersen, Iron and Wine
>high sex drive
>right wing moderate, leave the DUDE WEED alone, don't have an opinion on abortion, guns should not be a topic for legislation at all, BUILD WALL, Communists and Communism must be physically removed, so to speak
>Christbro
>Gunbro
>Writebro
>I love the meanest dog more than the nicest person
>/k/out/o/
>I once lived in a Volkswagen
Her:
>a little shorter than me
>average build is ideal, don't like sticks, think fatties are like Commies
>longer hair, prefer brunettes
>submissive, high sex drive
>intelligent and able to keep a conversation without me doing all the work
>musically able (don't care if you play the hurdy gurdy or trash cans just be able to play)
>open minded towards politics and religion
>won't give me shit for smoking or liking guns
>mouth like a sailor
>tattoos
>will at least follow me innawoods
>clingy
>talks often
>high energy

Really if you can talk to me pretty often and hold your side of the conversation we'll get along

Skype: FNKolt
Kik: KomradeKolt
Snapchat: Kolt1911

Here I am drinking in stolen milsurp in my friend's traphouse.

>>24476247
>right wing moderate
>don't have an opinion on abortion
>BUILD WALL
>Communists and Communism must be physically removed
Most modern nationalist parties like UKIP would centre left by your weirdass definition of "moderate"

>>24474733
>qt with a booty
>mechanical engineering major
>enjoys reading
>asian
>secretly dreams of the homemaker life but way too ambitious to actually live that dream out
>not religious
>I'm a busy girl
Holy kek, you're quite similar to an online friend-o I got.

Though the fuck's with:
>pretty confident
>introverted and shy
?

>>24464962
Rosa?

>>24464962
>Calvinist Christian
What do you think of Jansenism?

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Her:
>18-30
>White
>Cute
>Into the paranormal (or at least not against it), or is a witch
>Any bodytype not outside of normal ranges, preferring definite curves and wide hips
>Can handle weird humor
>Not a feminazi
>Likes video games, cartoons, anime
>Does not have major psychological problems (or they are under control)
>Has impregnation / pregnancy kinks (optional)
>Wants children at some point (not optional)
>Actually relatively local

Me:
>25/m/California (925 area)
>Long hair, glasses
>227 lbs, fits my frame so i look like i weigh less
>6' tall
>Hilariously long tongue (benefits obvious)
>into the paranormal, make talismans
>Work IT, good with computer
>Psychologically and emotionally stable
>Have awesome sounding singing bowls
>Have a Vive
>Says obvious things out of a habit
>Omnifriendal
>Unoffendable, laid back
>Can throat-sing
>Decent cook
>Radio voice (so i've heard)

Kik: Viktrae

>>24476713
If I say I'm right wing they automatically assume I want to put women into internment camps with bomb collars and make marijuana possession, use, sale, or thought a capital offense.

>>24476713
Oh but we should retake Jerusalem as the Holy Land.

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Me:
>21
>6ft, Very skinny, Just under 9 stone
>Very sociable, Quite loud, Confident speaker
>Whitty, blunt sense of humor
>I come across as arrogant and narcissistic, but its more of a front
>Never been IQ tested but i'd imagine im in the top 25%
>into Indie and Electronic music and festivals, Moderate drug user
>Practice Tarot
>Right wing views
>Into sports and some vidya
>outside the box thinker
>loyal
>quite obsessive at times
>moderate bipolar
>I hate pretty much noone but if i hate someone im extremely sadistic towards them, extremely verbally agressive

Her
>18-24
>shorter than me
>around my size
>ginger qt
>an unconventional thinker
>very upfront with emotions
>honest
>into the indie/electronic scene and ok with substances
>smokes weed
>enjoys long periods of time where its just us together
>similar to me in terms of intelligence
>has a similar arrogant narcissistic ego as a front
>insecure like myself
>Doesnt have left wing views
>clingy
>loves animals cats especially
>can put up with my bipolar personality


the chances of the person described above visiting this board are slim, and even less chance of them replying...

Skype is callyjurr

Me :
20/M/France
1m97 154 pounds
-Alway try to be nice, love hug and chill
-Love discovers things and passion of people
-Love metal music but i'm open with the other style like rap or electro
-Enjoy be outside, in wood or mountain
-I also like festivals

Her:
Age between 18-25
With the same love for metal,rock etc
Prefer white girl
With passion i can support

Skype: carmeau1

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Hello /soc/.
I'm not as picky as this might sound. If you think we could be friends, hit me up.

>>24467099
Kik?

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Me
>6'1, 165lbs
>short black hair, brown eyes, white/azn
>on the skinny side of athletic
>scruffy, glasses, very casual clothes
>studying chem at Uni
>love skiing, biking, hiking, pretty much anything outdoors
>very into music (mostly metal, stoner rock, and experimental)
>smoke a good amount of pot when I have the cash
>stupid sense of humor
>did I mention I fucking love skiing

Ideal
>female
>outdoorsy
>shortish hair
>smokes pot, or at the very least is ok with it
>laid back
>in shape
>will tolerate my dumbass sense of humor

>>24477671
I totally forgot to mention I'm a 20 year old male because I'm a retard

Someone who lives close.

Me: 19/m/sc
5'7", 145lbs
Super fucking geek (card games, tabletop, vidya, the like)
I love movies, mostly horror, action, thriller, scifi
Smoke a whole lotta weed
Dont give no fucks bout no politics
College student computing in the arts major

Her: close to my age preferably but id be willing to date a little older
Shorter than me or my height is nice
Nothing more than a little chub
Really looking for some indie girl who is comfortable in her own skin
Someone who can appreciate and care about all the stupid and geeky shit i do
Ill happily listen to all the little details of her day and she'll listen to mine
420 friendly would be cool or at least be okay with frequent smoking

Kik- skinjacket
Id be down just to talk too im a pretty lonely fella

24/M/USA

I just want someone I can send weird fucking videos to and play vidya with. Enjoy my weird hobbies. I always date women who have nothing in common with me. Think that's my problem.

>>24473297
I like your short bio and I fit your description of ideal mate exactly, except we are not in the same country...
if you don't mind at least talking, you can add me on skype at:
>adamantiumbones

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Me:
>22/NJ
>5'11 white dude on the stockier side
>Like to do alot of painting and hiking and a wee bit of video games
>I spend alot of time at work and school...
>Easy going
>Don't mind drugs but gotta take a very long break from LSD

Her:
>Doesn't mind hiking/exploring
>Has a job/or in school
>Maybe video james or tabletop stuff?

Me:
>21/M/CA
>5'9 120lbs.
>Love the big city and plan to live in one for the foreseeable future
>Look younger than I actually am. (Coworkers tell me they thought I was about to graduate highschool)
>Smoke weed pretty consistently but not too into drinking
>Music taste are, primarily electronic with the occasional djent
>Make shitty future/trap music on soundcloud
>Of course into vidya. A lot of WoW and LoL cause chics dig elo and epics rite?
>Sci-fi films are my fav, but I can respect a well made movie of any genre
>Shy when it comes to hitting on females, but no problems with general socialization
>Plan to travel and leave the country, hopefully permanently
>Affectionate and wanting that best friend to come back to

Her:
>Around my age: 18-26
>The shorter the better
>Thin/Petite. I don't have a problem with extra weight. I'm just a small guy and would prefer to be the bigger one of the two
>Asian qt3.14
>Doesn't need to play vidyas, but I'd want her to be accepting of my hobbies if it means binge playing for hours
>Doesn't need to smoke weed herself. Hell even though I like to smoke, I'm not at all against quitting if I don't feel like I need to.
>Somewhat fashion savvy. I try to take pride in what I wear so I feel it would be a good area to bond if she did too
>A connection with her culture that she's willing to educate me on
>Have her own interests and hobbies that I can learn about as well. Basically just be her own person.
>Similar tastes in music would be a big + however
>"Girly" but not overly uptight about things like crude humor
>Willing to engage in deep, thought provoking conversations
>Returns affection and is overall assuring
>Generally submissive
>Open to kids someday

I know that it's quite the list and I probably sound like a prick asking for the world, but if we're talking about our ideal, then I'll just be honest and tell it how it is.
I'm very aware I won't find it here.
I just thought the idea of describing my dream girl/wife was fun.

I am a simple man. You should let me know if you exist and stuff.

Me:
>23/M/IN
>5'8 145 lbs
>I try and expose myself to everything, so if you have an interest I probably know something about it
>Really competitive/uptight

You:
>female
>white
>not fat
>mean or at least can handle constant banter
>can find the joys in little things in life

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>me
23/f/oh
Chubby,nerd,alien mermaid
Plays splatoon and Mario kart too much
Biracial,neet,wants to run away

>Them
Pic related

>>24477999
Nice trips, what did you mean by biracial?

>>24477999
Contact?

>>24477992
Kik?

>>24464789
Why the fuck not?

26/M/GA
lil over 6 ft and the occasional gym visit has gotten me down to 195 from 215 back in january
down time is typically spent reading manga or playing videogames
if I'm feeling ambitious I'm working on a cosplay or recording my voice for some bullshit demos that might make me a voice actor one day
puzzles and a good mystery are always quick to capture my interest

Her:
Age is somewhere between 21-30
Looks a variable, even I don't really know what I want
I'm drawn in most by a cute face and can't be too heavy or anorexic skinny
I find intelligence to be a huge turn on, nothing like a woman you can learn something from
Being able to take a joke and throw shit back is a definite plus, just being able to play around and cut up with
Sarcasm is a plus
Openmindedness is a must

Really with me it all comes down to chemistry, I think the ultimate test would be is if we could solve an escape room together I know it would be legit.

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SHIT I'm 200 posts late fuck

now even less people will notice me

fuck god dammit

>>24473602
contact info?

Describe you
24 year old, nerdy girl with a lot of odd passions in life. Don't go out much and talking with people on the internet is basically the only social contact I have with people.

Describe your ideal mate
My best friend, whom I can't bear to tell because I have severe rejection fears and I don't want to be without him if it goes sideways... T.T

>>24478469
>odd passions
Odd passions are best passions. Which ones are yours?

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me
>25 m mountains
>nerd job, work a lot, poor but steadily increasing
>have good ideas but lack means for them to happen quickly
>ptsd, mentally unstable which sometimes works out but often doesn't
>autistically artistic
>expelled from high school, graduated college
>hobbies involve creating/programming/repairing electronics, listening to music, dabbing, watching animu, battling anxiety, daydreaming about space

>her
I don't know a lot about her because we haven't met yet. Ideally she'd like me? Sometimes there's not much to like about me and I'm right there too. It'd be cool to meet someone that accepts fuckups, cause I've acknowledged anyone that could tolerates mine is real enough to have their own. I mostly want a partner, a down to earth chick to conquer the world with me, or travel it at least. Not a flake or someone that will change their mind later. I think a girl that can hustle will stay at my pace. Smart girls would probably avoid me, but intelligence is important to me. I also seek loyalty and clingyness because I like feeling wanted and not being lonely. Kinda weird but I'd actually prefer to be in an almost sexless relationship with someone for ptsd reasons. Mostly why I avoid dates and keep to my research.

>>24477602
Mivrah, I'm gonna be busy the next few days so I might not have a chance to chat for a bit though.

>>24478469
You sound like someone I know but I know she probably doesn't go on 4chan.

Me:
23/M/3rd world european country
184cm/70kg(sorry i use human units)
Medium length hair, shaved (i wouldn't be able to grow a beard anyway kek)
Overall appearence is about 6.5/10 if i were to rate myself
Not all that social as far as random contacts go but always keeping in touch with friends
Studying computer technologies with the target being game dev in hopefully not so far future
As far as hobbies go:books(scifi and fantasy especially), music(from all kinds of rock through metal to OSTs, with huge love for post-rock), movies (almost anything will do) and vidya (usually mmos of different kind)
I also love good food and can cook somewhat decent

Her:
18-23
Somewhat similar hobbies (tried being with polar opposite of my character and didn't go too well)
As far as looks go no special preferences, just not overweight and also somewhat 6.5+/10
Have a "warm" character (whatever it means, i just made it up)
Fairly mentally stable (everyone has worse days and i'm up for helping each other out every now and then but dragging others into your own mess is not something i'll go with)

Well not that i have much of a hope for this considering my garbage location but as far as random talks go i could be up for it.

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Me:
21 Male, USA, NY
Tall 6'0, average body tone, white, bit chubby, antisocial, socially awkward, shy, friendly, honest, loyal. I play video games a lot (blizzard games mainly wow) and Pokémon go when I'm exploring outside, huge animal lover, like traveling to an extent. I listen to metal/post hardcore/rock/medolic death metal. Dank memer, don't really watch tv at all, I most watch twitch, but I'm on dat GoT, stranger things, walking dead. Dark sense of humor, will make a joke out of anything, somewhat racist mainly just shit on stereotypes. Agnostic/don't rly care about religion at all, and finally, I have a super high sex drive (I'd have sex 4 times a day if the other person could keep up, maybe more) I fap like daily lol.

Her:
Average body tune to chubby, anything over 200 starts being a turn off. Close to my age 18-25 maybe to 29 depending on how close a match, be shy and socially awkward as I am, nerdy, play blizzard games or Pokémon / go race is irrelevant DESU but I'd prefer white with green eyes, depending on match idc about eye color/race, redhead would be a mega bonus, likes similar music, clean, cares about self image, hates people, hates society, someone who's on the computer all the time and won't mind wasting a whole day on it without doing anything, very high sex drive, really really slutty and a tease only towards me, sexual freak, on point with dank memes, loves to cuddle, doesn't care about religion much, and won't get offended by my racist jokes and shit talking (not towards you) and most important trait, be faithful and honest.
Email me at [email protected]
Discribe yourself in the email

>>24478469
Nerdy and obscure obsessions are a plus
Being a best friend to your SO is the best relationship i can think of
Contact?

>>24479049
Don't know how it auto correct to DESU but okay... pic is NYCC 2016

me:
>18/M/USA
>6'5'' 225 lbs
>Comp Sci major
>Motorcycle
>Socially, I go through that break in phase where im pretty neutral until we get to know each other, then i open up
>love hiking,camping,reading,do it yourself
>interest in cooking
>on politcal issues i'd say im kinda like joe rogan for better or worse

You
>pretty based, down to earth
>prefer non-religious/less-religious
>not overweight, a little chub is fine
>doesn't smoke cigs.
>alcohol check, weed check, psychdelics sure why not
>good sense of humor.
>down to see tons films! crime,thrillers, that sort
>vidya is a plus
>in touch with emotions

I'd say I'm pretty open to whoever desu.

>Me
25/F/Mos Eisley
I like cooking, watching shows and movies, N64, 3DS, iced coffee, thunderstorms, dogs, cooking and cleaning my house while listening to music, and booze.
Oh how I love alcohol. Wine and making cocktails. Maybe a little too much.
I like hiking and biking every once in a while, especially on trails with waterfalls or nice views at the top.
I go from being extremely energetic, friendly, and annoying to being a reclusive hermit who stays in pajamas all day long and won't talk to anyone.
Introverted but socially graceful when I'm out and about.
Arrogant, competitive little shit when it comes to my career. Pretty insecure otherwise.
Many aquaintences but hardly any true friends. I don't care about drugs and bar hopping. I have low tolerance for anything other than genuine, receiprocal relationships at this point in my life.

>You
23-35
Sex and appearance don't matter because I really only want a good friend.
I gravitate towards people who are usually more introverted and sometimes cynical
Deep thinker, introspective.
Having opinions and passions that you like talking about is good.
Being able to get lost in conversation about your interests, feelings and thoughts is good.
Not super pretentious about your taste in movies and music
Doesn't get into fights over political views or religion
NEETs and weebs are cool with me, but so is being in a stable career. It's more about how well our personalities mesh.

Seriously, if none of this sounds like you... we probably won't click. On the off chance that it does and you're also looking for a friend, leave your KIK.

>>24477851
Seth Rogan?

>>24479426
Well I meet all of that, kik is hilfiger4131

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Me:
22 f
Canada
5'8
Fatty
Party girl
Loves to sleep
Loves animals
Being high in the aquarium is something I could indulge in every day
Literature, film, and art are tight as fuck
Too sarcastic aka a bitch
Excellent cook
Music 4ever

You:
Tall (for ideal, idgaf if you're shorter than me, I feel powerful)
Same age or older but older preferred
Party boy
Musician
Handsome
I'm fat but I'm like socially acceptable fat so you should be too. Or whatever other body
Likes animals and art so we can get wrecked and go to the gallery and the zoo
Funny
Sensitive to my weird idiosyncrasies and mental illness
Nice hands and longer hair
Will stay in bed all day with me
Won't be mean or make me cry
Kinda sorta crazy like me
Will always go on road trips and let me DJ
NOT A NERD

(the last one lol gg 4chan)

>>24479481
You sound cool I'm 32 north of toronto kik me northerhowl

>>24479426
Kik is sleeplater
I am hardworking as well. 27M
And i get what you meen. Am energetic when i want to be but sometimes just dont care at all

>>24479511
U fit all that shit tho or just location and age?

>>24479471
Im 28 btw

>>24478366
wandering_pleb13

My ideal mate is neither fat or mentaly ill.

I think that sums it up really.

>>24470822
grow a beard and then fuck me :)

>>24476247
go home tolleson your drunk

>>24475930
You're 19 and going to medschool next year? That's pretty impressive

19/female
I just want a fit, well-dressed older guy who I can call daddy and grope at inappropriate times.

>>24479982
That could almost certainly be me..

Kik me badgermanbadger

>>24465062
I fit what you're looking for. 6'5, sex drive, etc. Throw me a message on kik at whyamievendoingthis

>>24464882
Add carmeau1 if you want chat, I'm a French faggot

>>24479080
kik?

>>24474520
Skupe : carmeau1

>>24479982
location?

>>24479426
Always wanted to meet a girl from another planet.
I meet all of it, except getting into politcal/religious debates now and again.

eightproxies

>>24470847
you're classically handsome now

Just don't let pussy melt your brain though. If you get too much you start being stupid. Think tyga. Happened to me but I've returned

>>24474520
>(or at least taller than me)
aka I want 6'+ but don't want to seem pretentious

>>24464962
>Field Recordings
>favorite genre
S-such as?

>>24475930
never change anon

you're what this country needs. Less thots, more housewives

>>24473297
HI you have a Kik? 27M, 5'10, sensitive and smart, dont mind that your shy still want to get to know you! :) Ps likes cuddleing

>>24464962
Kik is sleeplater. Would like to chat and get to know you..

>>24478297
I'm black and white
>>24478305
Kik is marshmallonfluff c:

>>24480503
>>24480508
why would you ask for someone's kik then give yours to someone else in the very next post
>and smart
obviously not m8

>>24479426

Cathywr ^.^

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Me:
>19/M/Massachusetts
>White, 6 ft., 180 lbs., little bit of chub but nothing noticeable.
>Highly independent, reserved and keep to myself
>Smart and relatively autism free, although I do have the tendency to talk down to people unintentionally
>Smoke weed and drink, but only casually
>History nerd
>Objectively probably a 6 or 7 out of 10
>Work at a library, people leave me alone most of the time, so shit's pretty cash
>Interests include antiques/old stuff, baking, music(Alt-Rock/Indie), casually video games, nature, sciencey-type things, pizza(I love me some good pizza)
>Dislikes: Asian foods, blatantly rude/obnoxious/loud people, crowds/loud places

Her:
>American
>Height is irrelevant
>Short dark/red hair
>Not fat, but who doesn't love a lil bit of chub
>Low-Medium maintenance, doesn't need constant attention
>Not excessively feminine
>Average or higher intelligence
>A bit kinky, but none of that weird shit. You know what I mean.
>Loves a good edgy joke or two
>Perfectly fine staying in for the night and watching excessive amounts of low-quality shows/movies on Netflix

And as a prize for scrolling past this post, have a picture of my dog in a pirate costume

Me:
Stressed out NEET in buttfuck nowhere Australia.
20. F.
Hobbies include reading and studying random topics as much as I can. On a quest to amass as much knowledge as I can before I kick the bucket. Will read to you over Skype.
Into mostly crappy white girl indie/alternative.
I don't like the outdoors much.
Pickier than I have any right to be. Non-monogamy is ruining my life.

Them:
Gender is irrelevant.
The further from me geographically the better.
Able to teach me things.
Political (no right wing pls), academic, nerdy, creative.

Kik is krystalatsyrk and if you drop your skype in a reply I'll add you there too (not giving that out on here)

>>24480807

Have a discord, Telegram, throwaway email, or steam?

>>24480787

You seem cool, anon. But, what does

>Objectively probably a 6 or 7 out of 10

even mean?

>>24480820
On a scale of 1-10 of physical attractiveness, without trying to let my obvious bias wiggle it's way in, I would fall in the 6-7 range.

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not gonna bother trying to look interesting
we either get along or we don't

me:
18/m/netherlands
INTP, chill, /fit/, /mu/ military, history and science, vidya
never had a girlfriend

her:
ideal look: skinny redhead with freckles
(((virgin)))loving, supportive, loyal and not stupid
lives here

lets get to know each other i guess

skype: bio_yf

>>24473684
Maybe hmu if you're still around.
(Only posted my kik but can also email [email protected])

>>24480820
Boop
>>24480896

I'm relying on intermittent signal on my phone until my wifi gets connected so bear with my slow ass replying and ID changes.

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Me:
>26 y/o
>LA, CA
>intellectual fedora
>INTJ-T if it means anything to you
>into philosophy, psychology, history, etc.
>like to /lift/
>like to go camping/hike
>have anxiety disorder
>not into weird perverted stuff
>generally very vanilla guy
>try to be as authentic and honest as possible
>blunt, impatient, turbulent, intense

You:
>someone who appreciates me and I appreciate back

We can move on from there.

kik @ ieatcats90

>>24480278
Midwest. I'll reveal more if you hit me up on KiK.

>>24481105
lol

>>24481105
Any specifics?

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Me:
18/M/WI
6'1, normal body, rambunctious personality.
I'm pretty shy, rip, but not too shy over the internet.
I blush a lot, and love/hate being called out on it.
I like being able to speak my mind freely, and love being praised.
I try to help people a lot, even if I need help myself
I'm kinda introverted up until someone starts a conversation with me
I have Anxiety Disorder
I like lots of video games, cuddles, and hugs.
I typically tend to be friendly, and for some reason most times give off a stoner impression when in person, not speaking, and meeting someone for the first time (before we start talking)
I'm open with my sexuality - Pansexuality
Loyalty above all

You:
Male
Close to me in age would be preferred, but I think I have a taste for people a bit older than me (18 - 35)
Confident, but not cocky (unless in the bedroom /wink)
In all honesty, I'd prefer someone who has either an average or great body, and is taller than me, haha.
Someone kinky, and someone who could put me on the spot, rip.
Someone who will hug me when I need it, and talk to me when I need it.
Someone who won't ignore me, or abandon me
Very protecting, but not overly jealous/envious (confidence in both of our loyalty)
Extroverted and much more brave than me
Short hair, well-kempt and always smells good, a distinct 'scent' I can remember them by.
Someone who can help me learn, grow, and better myself.
Someone who won't look down on me, but smile and help me up.
Someone who doesn't mind sharing their feelings with me, or crying in-front of me.
Anything that encompasses what I've stated works too
Someone I can rely on, and Loyalty above all!

>>24481462
My Skype:
Hakaika