Can we get a new assumption thread (red head is me )

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>>24464218
Yalls hair looks the damn same

>>24464238
Hi Maxim, still using this girls pictures i see.

Is this Facebook or 4chan?

>>24464218
OMG you are that grill that stood me up from manny!! Still hook up if you want ;P

>>24464254
This comment seems too real

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>>24464218
U feel tough as nails when u wear "that one outfit"
>>24464229
Personality is just shy of white bread
>>24464238
Regularly goes to warped tour

>>24464272
Hu?

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>>24464218
you look the same
>>24464229
fuck assumptions you look amazing
>>24464274
that annoying guy that doesnt shut up

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>>24464218 (OP)
>>24464229
>>24464238
you all take cocks for a living
>>24464274
wants to visit thailand

>>24464218
You'd look so good taking BBC

>>24464342
hello mr shekelsteinberg

>>24464328
What a dream that'd be
>>24464274
I think the man bun says it all
>>24464315
Used to pull girls hair in middle school cause you don't know how to show affection

>>24464229
i assume your personality would be of the same caliber as your physical appearance - 10/10 cutie
i've had a crush on you for at least a couple years now

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Was up all night with my son and his broken foot. Should have never got him a skateboard for 6th grade graduation.

>>24464403
hm i must be the only "chad" that didnt actually pull girls, theyd try me but i just didnt like it when they were easy

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>>24464218
You both look the same are you two sisters?
>>24464229
You smoke weed
>>24464238
You're a smart gal and likes animals
>>24464274
Likes to skateboard or bmx
>>24464315
Likes to lift
>>24464328
You're into camping and wildlife
>>24464445
Likes wine and reading books

>>24464470
Go u for not pulling hair
I'm 19 now and boys still do that shit? Smh
>>24464489
W/ u
>>24464430
Sweet anon who are you

>>24464445
Fuck off Maxim

>>24464591
ya im 18 and i still have friends going hard at it, pretty sad. go you for not falling for it

>>24464668
wat

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assume away

>>24464591
just some random anon who hopes you're having a nice day worthy of your awesomeness <3

>>24464683
wut wat?

>>24464711
Aw, you too! <3

>>24464725
where do you live that guys aged 18+ still pull women's hair as a way to show affection, and where it actually works on women?

>>24464736
Tennessee

>>24464740
not trying to be patronizing, but you must have the cutest voice/accent too

>>24464766
You're s o sweeet

>>24464797
you know.. i'm really not even trying to be.
it's just that.. well, your so pretty.
smitten, that's all
<3

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>>24464218
One of you has daddy issues, the other only acts like it.
>>24464229
First BJ was at age 12
>>24464238
Grew up in a Presbyterian church
>>24464274
Women try to talk you up but you sperg out and fuck it up.
>>24464315
Can bench 3pl8, fucks cardio bunnies on the reg.
>>24464328
Smokes tons of weeds.
>>24464445
Is probably to old to be visiting a Vietnamese arts and craft board.
>>24464489
You're not getting an assumption until you undo that top button
>>24464691
Got teased by some of the black kids in school for being too light skinned

>>24464218
Both look pretty basic

>>24464218
add me kik? ciaociaone19993

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>>24466506
never wears socks or shoes. Lives in a van.
>>24465971
Spends a lot of time at a book store.
>>24464706
Likes the feel of sandpaper on your cheeks
>>24464691
Listens to EDM
>>24464489
Likes to go hiking
>>24464328
Plays lots of video games in spare time
>>24464315
You ride your bike in the middle of the road
>>24464274
Plays Magic the Gathering
>>24464229
Never gets sick
>>24464218
You both like to fit in

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What's brackin' ?

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>>24464218
Seem cute but maybe a little bitchy
>>24464229
Qt
>>24464238
Punk chick, but not in a bad way
>>24464274
That one dude from the hangover
>>24464315
Dudebro, cool with everyone
>>24464328
Nature boy
>>24464445
Normal loving and caring mother
>>24464489
Probably have nice bank gains
>>24464691
Flower child type
>>24464706
Eminem is your dad
>>24465971
Coffee shop kind of guy
>>24466506
Liberalism
>>24466526
Strong silent type
>>24466531
Cool dude people wanna hang with

>>24466618
Moot is daddy

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>>24466618
college kid, into computers
>>24466531
no social cred
>>24466526
stem
>>24466506
spends lots of time in starbucks and listens to boring indie
>>24465971
pretty average office dude
>>24464706
with those gloves honestly no clue. Psychopathic killer maybe?
>>24464691
cute
>>24464489
its fousey
>>24464445
cute mom
>>24464328
average college dude

>>24464218
Looks like u 2 need cock in your mouth

>>24464229
Ehi have kik ? Add me ciaociaone19993

>>24464218
Ehi have kik ? Add me ciaociaone19993>>24464238

>>24467294
Those bedroom eyes looking to get satisfied by some good D

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>>24467346

>>24467509
A cutie with a hot sense of style

>>24464218
>>>24467346
I assume you take that necklace off I'm gonna put a pearl necklace on you...

>>24464218
You lost your virginity at age 13
Your first name starts with an L, probably
You're a gamur gurl

>>24464218
Assume you both drew on/filled in your eyebrows

Please stop doing this:( it looks so bad

>>24467509
Kik?

>>24464445
I dont approve of this because dairy queen was always kind and sweet and all around a lovely person to have posting. I dont know why she triggered you so much.

>>24464218
daddy issues into kinky sex because of it

You're all pretentious af

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>>24466506
Cool to hangout with.

>>24466743
Could probably kick my ass.

>>24467509
Sucks dick on the first date.

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>>24468268
too cliché to be real
>>24467509
loves to celebrate
>>24467294
mixed, sings at home
>>24466743
think you got all the shit for 2 people
>>24466618
underage alaskan, insecure because puberty
>>24466531
slightly spoiled, loves console gaming
>>24466526
cold hearted

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awoo <3

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>>24468350
less angled

>>24468352
Wants a fat cock in her face.

>>24468352
I dont know.. Could you angle it even less?

>>24468449
I assume this isn't you.

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>>24468268
likes too many memes
>>24468342
artistic heart
>>24468350
>>24468352
very spiritual and a cozy person, but actually likes big dicks

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pardon me. just woke up
>>24468564
well you look like you enjoy some big dicks yourself
>>24468350
plays guitar and lives somewhere really cold
>>24468342
you look like someone who's fun to hang out with once someone gets to know you

>>24468597
can't deny that I don't enjoy them

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>>24464218
probably fucked the football team for greater social standing and an invite to a few shitty parties
assumption: prolly a got damn thot>>24464229
probably gives good head>>24464238
has a ddlg kink
>>24464274
vapes>>24464315
worksout 24/7 drives a subaru >>24464328
rides dirtbikes, secretly a chad >>24464445
low self esteem >>24464489
probably named muhammad
>>24464691
dropped acid at a rave, got fucked by her stepbrother
>>24466526
lumbersexual

>>24469046
pro guns, goes hunting
>>24468597
works in retail
>>24468579
looks like your head was photoshopped on

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>>24469046
drive a jeep
>>24468597
you're a marvel fan
>>24468564
genuine sweetheart
>>24468350
>>24468352
most of your friends are online
>>24468342
ridiculously friendly

>>24468564

Probably likes animals and has a bubbly personality

>>24468579

Probably are on steroids. You are insecure so you work out.

>>24468597

You look like you work a low end job and have at least one drug addiction

>>24469046

Probably above average intelligence. Right wing politically.

>>24469705
Likes to go for long drives and just hang out
>>24469701
Was a dick in highschool but is chill now
>>24469046
Fisherman
>>24468597
Plays pokemon a lot
>>24468579
Skips leg day
>>24468564
Goes to Rook coffee a lot
>>24468350
Watches anime
>>24468342
wants to live in a log cabin

>>24469677
>>24469718
wtf are these job assumptions lol

>>24469705
i mean, i wish i drove a jeep, i dont even have my license yet. i wont have my license till i get my first duty station in the marines.
>>24469718
wellll, i mean. im not very book smart but what does that count for these days. and yea im not too right wing but i mean throwing commies out of helicopters is my thing.
>>24469677
yes, very pro gun and avid hunter. largest animal ive ever taken down was an 8x8 bull elk when i was 17.

>>24469735
i love fishing, salmon season is my favorite time. last summer i caught three buck pink salmon out of the puyallup river on opening day. then four days later i caught a king salmon out of the columbia.

>>24469815
probably baneposts in front of his parents.

>>24469705
You post in all of these threads, or at least that picture gets posted in every assumption thread.

>>24470078
eh yeah, i have no life. plus i just got surgery so i got nothing better to do lol

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>>24469705
Upset about the amount of cleavage in that pic, but too lazy to change it.
>>24469701
Attends a school because your parents pay for it. Not really into it.
>>24469046
Pro guns, but doesn't know much about them aside from bolt actions.
>>24468597
Sends people way too many pictures, and overuses emojees.
>>24468564
Hides her enjoyment of reading and nerdy things from her slutty friends.

>>24470086
>i have no life
I assumed that from the pic <]@;^)

>>24470103
i know my way around an AK and an AR. my baby is my Lee Enfield mark 3 number 1. i have a couple savage 110s that are chambered in .338 lapua. gonna know more about the AR soon though since im going into the marines.

also,
>>24470103
is the guy from verizon wireless comercials after he went rouge and joined sprint...

>>24470164
What I assume from that mentioned selection. Too much money and not enough skill.

>>24470164
What MOS do you want? My younger brother is in recon training now and my older brother flew an F18.

>>24470181
im going in for engineering and construction as a combat engineer.

>>24470173
more like not enough money, too much skill. im a crack shot with marksman rifles. finna get expert on the range.

>>24470188
solid choice
good luck and keep a good mindset in the first few years

>>24470200
thank you, im planning on doing atleast 10 maybe 15 years. wanna get out of it what i put into it. pluss i wanna atleast outrank my grampa. he was a Master Gunnery Seargent

>>24470200
also, tfw i leave in 27 days for boot, completely forgot to mention that. ive already started having nightmares even though i know what to expect.

>>24470225
Boot is easy. It's dealing with all the bureaucracy and bullshit after that. You may want to do 15+ years now, but don't be afraid to get out of it early.

And make use of the free education while in.

>>24470302
forsure, i wanna be a cop or something after i get out. im not gonna be a bum whos stuck at E3 his entire career

>>24470302
hey if i chuck you my email can you send me some helpful tips and whatnot?

[email protected]

>>24470330
Nah, I'm a private man. But I'll be here all evening. feel free to ask me anything. Or head over to /k/. Some people there are helpful.

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Damn you both look amazing!

>>24470348
i headed over to k, hopefully it doesnt devole into a shit show lol