There's no assumption thread. And I feel like having fun!

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>>24455679

You had a pet. It was either outrageously big or a stupid small yappy thing

This comment also let me know I'm banned from /pol/. I don't think I've posted there all week that's fucky

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>>24455679
You used to be not pretty, then you got pretty

>>24455679
>>24455687
Actually that was a tame assumption

You have a good relationship with your mom and dad, but they don't have a good one with eachother and you started noticing this as a teenager. Your parents like it when you wear flowery stuff

>>24455688
Is pretty, but forever 1 point less pretty than she wants to be

>>24455687
I have a cat. But I like mice, they would fit.

You tried to write a book once and then stopped.
>>24455688
You have horrible self image problems :)

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Will assume after morning run

>>24455679
has to take myspace angles to feel better about herself

>>24455687
has to take filtered pics to feel better about himself

>>24455688
has to take "fresh out the shower" pics to feel better about herself

i've figured you out, /soc/

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>>24455679
Very stable person. No mental ilnesses or anything like that.

Probably stuck in some small town or some place you want to leave.
>>24455687
Generally pretty chill about everything.
>>24455688
Introverted. Silent, but not really shy.
>>24455694
Plain dude. Not very interesting, but a good friend.

>>24455690
Almost :P but nice try. Them fighting while I was young is super accurate

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>>24455679
Commitment problems

>>24455687
You get turned down a lot

>>24455688
Bi??

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drunk selfie

>>24455695

Everyone thinks its filtered. It's actually just a shitty laptop camera

Same effect I guess. Does make me feel better

>>24455702
No, my strategy is to autistically ignore girls until one falls into my lap. Surprisingly effective

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will assume in a few

>>24455702
gets compliments for blowjobs

>>24455721
Yea I'm sure it works. Wouldn't doubt it.

>>24455745
Sure

>>24455695
Yes
>>24455697
Not always
>>24455702
Not anymore

>>24455690
Dang that's accurate lol

>>24455693
What the heck gave you that idea? :^)

>>24455697
Correct but I'm extremely shy

>>24455695
>>24455702
Yes

>>24455720
LMAO

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who here is even real? I am in doubt

>>24455733
likes comics
>>24455716
r&b
>>24455702
wanted to be a cheerleader
>>24455697
eastern europe
>>24455694
not you
>>24455679
maybe fake too
>>24455679
nerdy arab

>>24455797
Why would somebody fish assumptions with a pic that is not them??

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>>24455679
I assume you are a great student and study chemistry or something similar
>>24455687
Used to play basketball
>>24455688
Is Gender fluid (and a qt)
>>24455694
Likes going to the club with his mates. Wears a white button down and dark jeans and a lot of Cologne
>>24455697
Down on yourself even though you're amazing in many ways
>>24455702
Has kids
>>24455716
Lovely and transitioned well but still low self esteem
>>24455733
Has a sweet voice and a great record/book collection
>>24455796
Gets a ton of Dick
>>24455797
Isn't real

Jk. You are a kind soul and have a lot to offer the world

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>>24455679
your sister is more succesfull than you

>>24455687
you like titanic

>>24455688
you're in a ballet class

>>24455694
you shave your armpits

>>24455697
krokodil addict

>>24455702
50 years old in disguise

>>24455716
you pretend you're out of your emo phase but it still burns inside you

>>24455733
you like black shoes

>>24455796
your gaming channel is your life

>>24455797
graffiti is your life

am i doing it right? pic i took right now

>>24455801
lol maybe because they are ugly nerds and post pics of people they fap to or are jealous of

>>24455822
Wow so accurate. My life is a stereotype :D
You used to work in an ice cream shop.

>>24455829
Nope. I wish

>>24455827
Yeah but isn't the fun to get assumptions about oneself?
>>24455825
Not yet. She is too young. But the potential is there.

You are from ISIS

>>24455839
not really but i do fuck goats

>>24455796
(me)

>>24455716
rnb and feminism

>>24455702
young mom

>>24455694
normal guy who likes normal guy things

>>24455688
listens to metal

>>24455822
has stds

>>24455825
likes to fight when drunk

>>24455679
clingy
>>24455687
hasnt had a gf since late teens, timing just hasnt been right but is a good guy
>>24455688
has had sex in exchange for something
>>24455694
bit of a wanker
>>24455697
seems less than average in personality but is a super fucking chill guy
>>24455716
makes up in looks for what lacks in self esteem
>>24455702
has a sick knowledge of random trivia
>>24455796
daddy kink. and u aint daddy
>>24455797
potential for fuckboy but doesn't use that power
>>24455822
listens to certain bands to fit in with a group and ends up really liking them anyway
>>24455825
lonliness eats u up

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>>24455846
i'm clean as a whistle bb

>>24455825
i mean who doesn't like black shoes? they go with everything

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>>24455679
You're okay to talk to for a short while, but get kind of boring. Are also majoring in something art related.
>>24455687
Generally laid back and cool, but tries to be philosophical about everything in a way that makes you seem stuck up.
>>24455688
Not straight, keeps to herself.
>>24455697
Has one too many daily thoughts about shooting up a school.
>>24455702
Is a mother of two neglected children and tries to be hip while annoying those around her.
>>24455797
Cool funny guy that you don't see too often. Social drinker.

>>24455797
You're right mane.
>>24455822
Thanks.
So you've gone blonde?
I'm assuming that you are extremely shy and timid when meeting someone for the first time, i.e., some very generic assumption.
>>24455825
I shoot paracetamol pills up my veins pham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-c-zfOWmys
I break Mirrors with My FaCE in Pskov
>>24455849
I can be pretty chill, but I have a bad temper so it's so-so.
I tend to look very sad in my pictures, so maybe why the assumption.
>>24455859
>implying school shooters aren't effay
It's like you wear Nike Roshes, pleb.

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>>24455852
>loneliness eats you up
thanks, i was in a good mood before that... at least i was right on the shoes thing

>>24455870
yes

on everything
>>24455859
>lean
likes to eliminate waste of resources in his organization

>>24455733
Paramore saved my life u guyz
>>24455796
Bottom
>>24455797
Kinda cute but kinda autismo
>>24455822
"Loves anime" has daddy issues
>>24455825
Jerks it to beast porn- smells awful
>>24455859
Kissless

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>>24455702
single mother and a coalburner
>>24455797
thought you were gay at some point but concluded not
>>24455822
a trap
>>24455825
contemplated joining isis
>>24455859
uses java as his main programming language

>>24455849
what does fuckboy mean

>>24455879
i fucking hate paramore. i didnt go through a pop punk phase!

>>24455870
>I shoot paracetamol pills up my veins pham
i took a paracetamol pill a fifteen minutes before taking that pic, you guys are too good at this. Am in Itali tho

>>24455879
tf does "bottom" means

>>24455797
I was.

>>24455822
Yes I have kids.

>>24455825
I look that old huh.

>>24455849
I have my moments.

>>24455882
Not a coal burner at all.

>>24455882
fascist truck driver

>>24455859
martial art expert, but you still get beaten up

>>24455901
>i look that old huh
not really, i just figured i'd hit a nerve. I'd say you're in your late twenties

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damn is this a roast thread or what

>>24455879
i like some anime sure.my dad doesn't care about me so i guess i have daddy issues.
>>24455882
born female
you: chavvy fuckboy if i've ever seen one

>>24455920
Thanks. Mid 30s.

>>24455944
take a photo from a camera that isnt pre-2000 and you'd lower your chances of getting roasted.
one might also assume you're an unreal engine 1 character

>>24455950
i have a galaxy s7. the pic was at night and my lighting wasn't super great

Besides, I'm getting roasted about being a dumb slut, not the quality of my phone.

>>24455894
he's implying that in a gay relationship you'd be the dick reciever, also known as bottom bitch

>>24456041
oh ! Nah i'm not gay just european

>>24455959
well, are you a dumb slut? i don't mind

>>24455822
been missing you

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>>24455687
Plays LoL
All your money goes on skins for them or w/e the fuck it's called
>>24455688
People brag on you for being xD rand0m
>>24455694
No personality outside of being a dick
>>24455716
Wasn't actually drunk
>>24455796
Smokes often to be fa
>>24455822
Has gotten in a fist fight and won
>>24455859
Comp sci major
>>24455882
Is uncomfortable 3/4 of the time

>>24455825
tries to look like Brüno

>>24455859
SJW

>>24455882
typical chad

>>24456143
brushes tongue with sandpaper

>>24456143
I haven't had to fight anyone because my intimidating demeanor is enough to make a bitch step off.

You: Secretly vidya nerd
>>24456099
nope

>>24456150
are you at least a slut? :|

>>24456150
Hahahah aww
U right
>>24456148
I'm really into textures so that sounds like a good time to me

>>24456143
i dont smoke, everyone is wrong about me

>>24456165
That's v emo of you

>>24456105
who ru
>>24456156
I had a hoe phase a few years ago like everyone else. But other than that one period of time, no.

>>24456165
are you dutch?

>>24456168
nope

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>>24456143
Great taste in filters
>>24455679
Not actually the poster
>>24455687
Has never worked in the food industry
>>24455688
Hormone replacment
>>24455694
Drinks beer, sneers at gin drinkers
>>24455702
Single mother
>>24455733
Radiohead lover


#worldpeace

>>24456167
S

>>24456193
Holy shit Norman Reedus.

>>24456230
oh hi. i thought you hated me kek

>>24455679
You're insure about yourself. Don't, you're very pretty!

>>24455687
You look like an asshole desu.

>>24455688
Daddy issues.

>>24455694
Spends too much time in the gym trying to hit on girls, only to be surrounded by guys.

>>24455697
Tries to be edgy to fit in.

>>24455702
How many porns have you been in?

>>24455716
You cry while giving blowjobs.

>>24455733
You're into A LOT of weird kinky shit.

>>24455796
Gay or very confused.

>>24455797
You look like you're really sweet and get treated like a doormat.

>>24455822
You party way more than you should.

>>24455825
You're way too full of yourself and look down on everyone.

>>24455859
Plays League/Dota all day.

>>24455882
You spend way too much time getting buff to try and make you feel better about yourself.

>>24456143
Been to quite a few rainbow parties.

>>24456193
420blazeit everyday

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Kay.
Make me hate myself guys.

>>24456260
Hated you? Why you think that?

>>24456143
Out of all the wrongness, you are the most wrong.
>Dropping money on video games
never
>>24456261
Finally a complement!
>>24456193
Yep, never will

>>24456291
you kinda disappeared my dude

>>24456299
God bless you

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>>24455822
you believe hogwarts is real

>>24456143
you watch MTV everyday

>>24456193
you just won't stop talking about the ak-47

>>24456250
you give people burned CD's at their birthdays

>>24456267
you get great grades but nobody likes your personality

had to take a new pic, the first one is awful

>>24456340
I haven't in YEAAARS but I'll count it

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>>24456340
>>24456261
Canabanoids are the elixir of the masses!

>>24456299
W- well maybe I dont wont to...
#involuntarycelibate

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>>24455822
Who's that behind you?

I wasn't going to respond as I just wanted to see what kind of vibes I give off, but it seems that's part of the thread now as well.

>>24455870
kek, I don't know shit about Nike my dude, but I got some that resemble the type you spoke of.
>>24455876
Fuck yea. I actually took this picture for my cousin as he was obsessed with Lean and thought it would give him a nice chuckle.
>>24455879
Wrong, but I can see it.
>>24455882
Mainly use Python and MATLAB, although I wouldn't really call the latter a programming language, but I do love Java.
>>24455902
Gave me a nice laugh. I only know Krav Maga and Aikido, and although I don't really get into fights, I can see this being the case.
>>24456143
I have gotten that way too many times! I am currently majoring in Engineering Physics, Applied Mathematics, Bioengineering, and Chemistry. Although I am fond of coding, Comp Sci majors tend to be very bottom of the barrel.
>>24456148
Couldn't be more wrong my dude. Although I am very far left, I absolutely hate the SJW subleft and its mentality that is festering amongst the left as a whole. Quite comparable to the religious right of the 80's and 90's.
>>24456261
I absolutely hate those fucking games and the fucking Asians that play it. Everyone in general, but because the large majority of Asians at my uni are obsessed with it, I tend to hate the Asians just a bit more.

>>24456396
oh god no

brb getting a gun

>>24456403
>obsessed with Lean Model
kek your cousin sounds...interesting. It is a good system though I'll give him that

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>>24455679
you use a cucumber to masterbate
>>24455687
you have an uncle called amir who is just a bomb in parties
>>24455688
Closet gay right here
>>24455694
you might look tough you you are just a littlre girl looking for a hug
>>24455697
Le rage face brah
>>24455702
older women who has age issues
>>24455716
no one respects you, and sexual partners even less
>>24455733
weeboo
>>24455796
you think you are good looking, but the only reason you are being watched constantly to know what the hell is wrong with your face
>>24455797
sexual predator
>>24455822
chuch innocent, a slut in private
>>24455825
you are the uncle amir
weeaboo engennier
>>24455882
frat asswhipe
>>24456143
you think you are edgy but you are just a suburban brat
>>24456193
stoner who thinks he is cool, but really is a smelly idiot
>>24456250
oh god no, the three min. you had in the "gym" and you think you are a big deal
>>24456267
you use the hair to let people notice you because you are way to boring and dull to be anything else than an edgy fag got teen
>>24456340
weeaboo "russian" reffugee

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>>24456425
>me.jpg

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>>24456378

>>24456403
Lmao I'm some shade of comp sci
>>24456425
Hahaha no I think I'm ironically basic
>>24456388
You take good pictures

>>24456425
theres something wrong with my face and bitches love it

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>>24455716
Bullied girls in elementary
>>24455733
Sweet caring friend
>>24455796
You've been called nicknames for those lips since you can remember
>>24455797
No problem experimenting drugs and sexuality
>>24455822
Overcome depression at some point
>>24455825
Likes to talk shit about football teams when drunk
>>24455859
Pokemon
>>24455882
Would cheat on her with no doubt
>>24456143
Like to tease, maybe not a slut
>>24456193
420

>>24456462
You look so sad because of your shirt :(

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Rate me and my friend

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>>24456470
and our girls

>>24456471
Wish I could see more of left...8? Right...6

Kik mrhung07

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>>24456493
here she goes

>>24456433
Hahahahah why?

>>24456470
>>24456471
uninteresting individuals full of themselves with above average looks

>>24456646
We live in a third world country with minimal salary less than 100$, so we look awesome for this place.

>>24456663
italy?

>>24456688
Ukraine

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>>24456462
likes garage bands
>>24456425
eliot rodger/10
>>24456378
heavy drinker
>>24456340
don't come here much
>>24456267
trying to find a good hair color
>>24456193
photographer
>>24456143
too reserved to say something insulting
>>24455882
wants to get fit
>>24455859
computer science all the way
>>24455822
is chill by default

>>24456695
yeah that's not an excuse the be blank af, i have many ukrainian friends who are dope

>>24456707
Polar opposite

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>>24456710
And I am also more into classics, thats why I don't wear clothes that are too bright.

>>24456711
for who? to you?

>>24456784
Im polar opposite of what you assumed

>>24456805
but i haven't assumed you unless u changed id

>>24456707
>don't come here much
[spoiler]i'd come on those titties[/spoiler] if you know what i mean

>>24456838
I guess my ID did change, I didn't notice it
You assumed I'm too reserved

>>24456716
>>24456508
>>24456471
>>24456470

кpacивa pыжнaя хoхoлкa

>>24456853
Cepб?

>>24456861
>Cepб
how did you know ?

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Be kind pls

>>24456862
I've got serbish friend, so I know how it sounds like

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>>24456877
Is he fighting in Donbass/Lugansk.

I bet he's fighting there with with based Deki

>>24456888
No lol, he is around 18 years old living in Serbia.
But that big guy from my >>24456470 picture is refugee from Lugansk and he knows a lot bout dat shit.

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>>24456866
Is super confident in every way, shape and form.
>>24456707
Can see fine without the glasses
>>24456462
Artist
>>24456340
Likes to read
>>24456143
Exclusively eats Ritz crackers for sustenance.
>>24455822
Goes to bars to hang out a lot

>>24456897
I met a guy from there in Belgrade as well.

He thought life would be better here.

Boy was he mistaken.

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Give it to me
And yeah im on the loo, deal with it :P

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>>24456901
Has jerked off at least once to The Smiths
>>24456866
Has used bacon bits as a 'filler' in a joint

>>24456912
Used to do alot of drugs but not anymore

>>24456901
doesn't do a good job at cleaning his room

>>24456916
pedo

>>24456916
70s pornstar.

>>24456923
Wow xD
Wrong, but fun!

>>24456965
You're so sad

>>24456969
And why is that?

>>24456979
>xD

>>24456981
Point taken

>>24456965
fuck you>>24456912

>>24456989
Huh, did i really do something wrong here? Seems like

>>24456995
Don't uses faces on here mate. no "xD :3 :P" or "lol hahaha" and their normie variants.

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Bonus round!

>>24457059
oh fug it wasn't mj it was meth!

>>24456901
not even going to assume anything about you, just wanted to know you look like a greek god no homo

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Mildly interested

>>24456334
I do that from time to time.

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>>24457410
you look like someone who would spend a thousand dollars on a cable that makes your speakers sound a bit better or something
>>24456916
never trump republican
>>24456912
has a poo problem
>>24456901
comes from money but doesn't want that life
>>24456866
plays a lot of xbox
>>24456707
not your glasses

>>24457105
WINNER!

>>24456143
drive wither a subcompact or some shitbox

>>24457535
girls like you we call VSRATAYA here in ukraine

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>>24455797
you're so fucking cute and I bet you know that.
>>24456143
bet ur life is easy, white and pretty.
>>24456193
like a chill af white person.
>>24456378
you look like u like whats trending.
>>24456440
insecure
>>24456462
you look like you got those piercings to seem different but you're not.
>>24456470
boring af
>>24456508
I'm sure you can't be in the sun too long cute af tho
>>24456707
u just look like a hot mess I can't even tell wit u
>>24456916
you look crazy and I just really wanna hang out wit u and play with ur mustache
>>24457535
like a sweet lookin sneaky snake

>>24457535
i am laughing my ass off at these

>>24459312
Takes drugs

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assume shit or something i dunno

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Could be interesting.

>>24456425
Not closeted famalam

>>24455859
>Not straight, keeps to herself.
Tru

>>24455849
Surprisingly not actually.
Though I'm not really precious about sex so I probably would if it was worth it

>>24455822
I thought so for a while but I'm p binary lol

>>24456261
>Daddy issues.
Just because I don't speak to my father doesn't mean I have daddy issues :^)

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>>24459335
you have a daughter
>>24459333
you are really really bad with women, but no one knows why because you look decent
>>24459312
daddy issues
>>24458076
you fuck your dog because you can't get any real girls
>>24457660
your cat is your life
>>24457535
You have been a prude your entire life and are finding it difficult to make lasting relationships because of it
>>24457410
you look like a computer geek to the core, you don't need real friends, the computer is your friend
>>24457059
That is your cum sock
>>24456916
your father was killed and now you have to team up with your enemy to avenge him
>>24456912
you figured out how to break gravity

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>>24459335
Went to inner city school
>>24459333
Likes cooking
>>24459312
Festival girl.
>>24458076
Gets teen girls a lot
>>24457660
Some kinda profession that involves caretaking
>>24457535
Identified as genderqueer for a while
>>24457410
You used to be super into steampunk.

>>24460464
You still have nightmares about returning the one ring to the mountain of fire. that is why you always have to have one around your neck, to remind you of what you went through for all of mankind

>>24455679
22yo student and recently single.

>>24455733
European, 17-19, single for a year

>>24455822
;-;, let me see opeth..

>>24459312
"Loves giving head", does drugs a lot, is vegan

>>24459335
26-28, single for a while, feels drained from study/work

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>>24460563
And me

>>24460577
>only rates women
Thirsty piece of shit/10

>>24460599
Hey! Leave my Roykins alone meanie >:(

>>24460611
I'm only stating my assumptions based on the info he has given me. And the info tells me that he is a closeted, thirsty, piece of shit

>>24460624
Closeted? Meaning homosexual? Because that may contradict with a previous statement calling me thirsty.

>>24460577
Dubs

>>24460599
>rates
These are clearly assumptions and not rates, halfwit.
And I do what I want, because I can.

>>24460611
Thanks, knight in shining armor

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ready to be shat on.

>>24460644
ooh touchy touchy. obviously you don't play this game often. I am saying that you are trying super hard with the women because you are ashamed to be a homeosexual man. So you act as thirsty as possible to try to look manly. I will admit I put rates instead of assumes, but that does not put you in the clear for being a piece of shit

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anyone still rating on this thread? Did I join the party too late?

>>24460665
Bob, you are in sales. But you aren't very good at it.
>>24460667
You partied too hard at school and got kicked out and now live in your parent's basement

>>24460672
Not my real name, not in any sort of sales. Despite looking like a used car salesman.

>>24460666
Nice trolling, satan.
>don't do this often
Hahahahahahahaha
I may be rusty but I've been doing the likes of this banter and giving trolls shit for over 5 years, I think.

With the backwards logic you are using to explain why I'm supposedly homosexual I could "prove" nearly anything.

>>24460681
young and started making money
>>24460667
expensive education but dreams about being a naughty boy
>>24460665
likes Elvis, Johny Cash, vintage rock bars
>>24460577
cold heart but women like you

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>>24460699
forgot pic

>>24460624
I mean you're right and all, but you obviously haven't been here to know that my Roykins has always been like that.

I was planning on having a bit of foreplay with him rn, but it's better when two idiots do it. I'll just lay back and stroke my clitty while you two go at it.
>>24460644
;*

>>24460699
sniped

Motherfucker hit the nail right on the head. That's why I left school to do my own thing, living the life right now.

>>24460681
went to russia once, now you say that you are a world traveler to everyone you meet.
>>24460687
if nothing else you serve as entertainment for a few minutes, thanks for the fun, newfriend
>>24460703
You were in theater for 5 years, but you recently dropped it and have decided to use your head as a reflector for solar power
>>24460704
who the fuck are you? I have no idea if you know the guy or if you are just trying to fuck with us...

>>24460699
I'm super warm hearted.
My humor is a bit everywhere though, so people do get offended.
Girls seem to like me in person, yes.

>>24460704
Keep hitting on me, please :)

>>24460710
>calls me newfriend
>probably wasn't here earlier than last summer
You are making a fool out of yourself.
I've forgotten the names of more random idiots that crawled through this board than you've even met.

>>24460721
super warm hearted? Are you fucking kidding me? When you say heart, do you really mean dick? cause holy shit you seem to have a lot of blood flowing down there all the time.

>>24460707
>>24460667
enjoy it and kik me maybe: Luglow

>>24460733
It takes a strong heart to keep the blood flowing.
Redo your anatomy / biology classes

>>24460746
you said warm not strong, dumbass.

>>24460751
I didn't say that strong == warm, or did I?
Your comment at any rate wasn't contradicting that I have a warm heart.
And I didn't need to prove that I do.

>>24460769
you kinda did.... Cause we were talking about your "warm heart" and then you suddenly brought up your "strong heart" as if it had something to do with it. And you have already proven that your heart is weak and fickle. But I think that's enough for today. I'm gonna go have a beer. Sleep well dogger

>>24460699
correcto on the Johnny Cash/Vintage thing. Thankfully a rockabilly guy and not a hipster.

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>>24455716
cheap drunk
>>24455796
incredibly agile
>>24455797
student4life
>>24455822
would gamble if she had the $$$
>>24455859
mistaken identity on a regular basis
>>24455882
actually knows the names of each plant that surrounds him
>>24456143
hates her braces
>>24456193
pescatarian
>>24456267
so bad at dancing that she's actually good
>>24456340
big feet
>>24456378
massive sweater collection
>>24456425
great swimmer, scared of heights
>>24456440
exists in midwest purgatory
>>24456462
lays a mean brick
>>24456470
doesnt rate back
>>24456508
fulfills "throws like a girl" stereotypes
>>24456707
does not like romantic comedies
>>24456866
turns 30, destined for greatness as long as he doesn't have children by then
>>24456901
reflects in mediterranean heritage regularly
>>24456916
straight shooter, like with a gun
>>24457410
will find himself traveling
>>24457535
hates her boobs but bf actually loves them
>>24457660
cat mom will be great real mom
>>24459312
hates camping loves picnics
>>24459333
on vacation, first person to go back to the room drunk
>>24459335
enjoys music that doesn't fit her personality
>>24460403
eats kraft slices for breakfast
>>24460464
plays an instrument, needs practice
>>24460665
great at bar games
>>24460667
not jamaican, should say no to drugs
>>24460681
had to go outside his comfort zone for this photo
>>24460703
considers relocating to the orient

>>24460792
Have fun, mr "logical leaps and errors"

>>24455679
Very well organized, perfectionist, never late.
>>24455687
cool guy
>>24455688
stressed out but never shows it
>>24455694
the shirt says more than i could
>>24455697
lives in babushkas house, genuinely nice guy but will always be held back by factors that aren't his doing.
>>24455702
really nice but everyone has a problem with you, but they're dicks.
>>24455716
split personality, there's a public you and a private you.
>>24455733
those eyes ;_;
>>24455796
either drug fucked or that's just the look you're going for, likes penis in poo-hole, hell you'll take it anywhere.
>>24455797
charming but also a cunt to people but they never find out so no harm done right?
>>24455822
insecure but has no reason to be, you battle with your brain
>>24455825
you always plan to do something but never do
>>24455850
not a real person
>>24455859
you're good with computers but bad at facial hair
>>24455882
gay but passing

>>24460979

>>24455944
snek
>>24456143
you can get what you want from anyone
>>24456193
stoned 24/7
>>24456250
confusing, mysterious idk i can read anything
>>24456267
one of those human mermaids that swim in pools with fish tails on
>>24456340
hotter than he realises
>>24456378
music is your life
>>24456388
stoned 24/7
>>24456425
muyderer
>>24456440
takes penis in bum
>>24456462
edgelord, i could try read you but, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!
>>24456470
attractive in the 90's not so much now
>>24456508
actress or musician maybe theatre
>>24456707
says inappropriate things 24/7
>>24456866
too much hair
>>24456901
gayface
>>24456916
hinng but in a daddy issues kinda way
>>24457410
one of those lentil eaters
>>24457535
gender fluid
>>24457660
reads books, or pretends to
>>24458076
your room says it all, shave that bacteria off your chin
>>24459312
reminds me of an English summer
>>24459333
that bush reeks of NZ but your ethnicity looks Australian mix
>>24459335
wise
>>24460403
pic says more than words
>>24460464
political
>>24460577
guy next door

>>24460989
bouncer or conspiracy theorist

>>24455679
your major in philosophy has always been a disappointment to your family. Unlike your sister who became a Lawyer.

>>24455687
You'd never in a million years show your face on /pol/ but now that there's a .000112 chance it could get you laid or noods you share it on /soc/

>>24455688
You finally ripped out your Nuva Ring after after a year and a half of discomfort.

>>24455694
You've been trying to lift, run and dunk away the childhood trauma that your uncle inflicted on you as a little boy.
>like a pro

>>24455697
That is in fact correct. I'm sorry but you were just born that way.

>>24455702
Over the years that you've been waiting for the perfect man to come into your life you've amassed too many cats for the perfect man to ever come. One day your dead body will be discovered half consumed by the cats you once loved. A tragic end to a larger tragic irony.

>>24455716
Because you grew up with only brothers no one really taught you how to do make up. Your mother only knew the 1970's Chola make up style. So you had to forge your own make up path. Your mother is "very disappoint that you no shave eyebrow" but she is very proud of the way you do your lipstick.

I gotta go but If anyone wants i'll come back and continue my assumptions

>>24460989
you have a tin foil hat, or you have fucked a sibling

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Hint: older than i look, and surpisingly not a faggot.

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>>24462535
You are an embarrassment to those around you.

>>24460989
See above^
>>24460823
Also see above^
>>24460703
You are a pedophile but not a registered sex offender.
>>24460667
Nice brows, you don't get good grades
>>24460665
Going nowhere in life
>>24460577
Is a faggot
>>24460464
Oh look, Another UK fag

>>24462556
You got that right.

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>>24462556
loves licking his lip "seductively"
>>24462535
started smoking because it was cool
>>24460989
is very good at fixing cars
>>24460823
very devoted to whatever you love
>>24460703
makes subtle jokes and waits until others get them hence the smile
>>24460681
is proud of being a ginger
>>24460667
still trying to figure out if you'd rather party or go to uni
>>24460665
You like Rock music more than anything else
>>24460577
shows off in front of women, needs selfvalidation
>>24460464
tried a lot of BMX tricks as a kid
>>24460403
you never show your true face
>>24459335
used to be a very rational person, now turned more emotional and mellow
>>24459333
mathematical genius, likes to solve riddles
>>24459312
hates the winter, needs the sun in order to stay happy
>>24458076
loves his doge more than people
>>24457660
loves her kitty more than people

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>>24463387
Afraid of coming off as a bitch to strangers.

>>24460577
Zach braff's stunt double when he doesn't want to be around coloreds.

>>24460665
Coolest fuck in the thread. We'd probably shit ourselves laughing to some harland.

>>24460667
Peaked at a young age, looking for validation online.

>>24460681
King of the gingers aka the most confident man in europe.

>>24460703
When you aren't being a trickster you're a strong, loyal, friend.

>>24460823
Well read with a great sense of humor.

>>24460989
Anton LaVey pls go.

>>24462556
Studious as fuck.

>>24463387
Introverted but kind and genuine.

>>24463400
Great sense of humor although obnoxious to some. Also, repeating numbers.

>>24463400
little heads big magas

>>24460403
Yes
>>24460464
Yes
>>24460563
I'm 43, other yes
>>24460823
Maybe true
>>24460984
Hopeful
>>24463387
I'am not sure about that