Assumptions

>>24437411
You have no self confidence.

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>>24437411
you really don't know how to take photos

>>24437411
Extensive knife collection. Dreams of owning a Hi-Point one day. Dissertation-length posts on .45 vs 9mm.

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>>24437411
Tries to be mysterious, appears shy and like he lacks self-esteem.
>>24437440
Insecure guy who still want's to play dress up.

>>24437452
doesn't intend to look like a confederate general, but doesn't mind that comparison as much as he should

>>24437416
Welcome to /soc/. You must be new here. Protip: none of us do!

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>>24437440
Fantastic motor skills
>>24437452
Loves apples

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>>24437411
plays a lot of video games
>>24437440
you are a vegetarian and own a bonsai
>>24437452
fab of old school movies
>>24437492
people turn their heads wherever you go

>>24437492
Has the face of a woman who tries a little too hard. I prefer pears desu.
>>24437533
A cute but somewhat insecure smile. You probably second guess yourself more than you should.

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>>24437492
You like potato chips and top ramen

>>24437533
Likes being near bodies of water, like the ocean or a lake

>>24437452
Drowning in existential anguish all day everyday but does a good job at hiding it.

>>24437440
Likes to escape your problems by throwing yourself into a lot of distractions and eventually gets crushed when you realize they're still there.

>>24437457
You're pretty on point.

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>>24437411
You look like a high school friend of mine. He's like a wizard with computers and has a pretty sweet IT gig going for himself. I assume you do something similar.
>>24437440
Awesome sarcastic sense of humor.
>>24437452
Scandinavian? Sweet mustache mate!
>>24437492
Total cutie. Gives the most flatering compliments ever.
>>24437533
You have a pretty deep but soothing voice. You don't take yourself too seriously in a good way.
>>24437687
You're beyond bored right now. I feel like you have a lovely singing voice. Digging those socks!

>>24437452
True

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>>24437411
browses /k/
>>24437440
popular
>>24437452
history buff
>>24437492
waitress
>>24437533
studying english
>>24437687
drawing a blank, sorry
>>24437699
plays something like the cello

>>24437699
Yeah, Norwegian. And thank you!

>>24437492
Too cool for the seatbelt

>>24437533
Fake smiles a lot

>>24437687
Philosophical conversations

>>24437699
Social, normal likeable guy

>>24437764
Always on time, organised and reliable

>>24437809
While parked yes
>>24437699
Too good for this world
>>24437533
3sweet5me

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>>24437533
You were a lax girl in hs/college
>>24437687
Youre super into ddlg and smoking weed
>>24437699
You lost it when bon iver dropped his newest album
>>24437764
You play hella league of legends or smash competitively

>>24437835
Shit i forgot you bro my b

Your mother drank while pregnant and ur dad was a literal gains goblin

>>24437764
I play guitar! Cello's are awesome though. Where do you work mate? I feel like you'd have a pretty sweet car.
>>24437789
Allright cool! I've been to norway once. And I might go back there next summer.
>>24437809
Ahw thanks! I'd like to think so.
>>24437837
Haha nah mate, I've never really been into them as mutch. You're going to graduate from riding a moped to a sweet ass motorcycle in the near future.

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>>24437411
Likes nu metal, knives and guns.

>>24437440
Loves to have sex and is really kinky, but it too embarrassed to admit it.

>>24437452
Exercises to stay in shape, but doesn't care about muscle gain

>>24437492
Nice in general, relatively satisfied with life, but has anxiety.

>>24437533
Quite intelligent and caring, dislikes humans in general.

>>24437687
Likes to game and listen to music, odd sense of humour

>>24437699
Likes to look his best but isn't a narcissist. Likes helping people.

>>24437764
Enjoys studying, but also goofing around with friends.

>>24437837
Pretty chill guy on the outside. Loves to get outside and away from people.

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>>24437928
Bad relationship with family
>>24437902
Lots of allergies
>>24437837
Gave up higher education for a life in which you do as you please
>>24437764
Has a really tight group of 3 friends
>>24437699
Lonely
>>24437687
Listens to EDM and draws
>>24437533
Loves to read/ go for long walks
>>24437452
Lives in the woods
>>24437440
Has gotten in a fight and brutally beaten someone
>>24437411
You need glasses. Spends a lot of time on the computer.

>>24437989
Got a tight ass

>>24438009
;)

>>24437902
You look like fluff If he turned Metalcore.

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>>24438053
likes 60 and 70s music
>>24437989
cuts wood foor the fire in his home
>>24437928
vegan, esoteric
>>24437902
queer bear
>>24437837
loves weed
>>24437764
games with his friends, likes beer
>>24437699
loves new experiences and people

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pieprzyć

>>24438545
Got face stuck in a vacuum for a long time

>>24438540
Takes offence when told they look like kripp

>>24438545
That face is kinda giving me a boner

>>24438545
chuj ci w dupe kurwa

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>>24438545
you don't think you're an interesting person

>>24438540
you're the dude who interjects with stories every 30 seconds

>>24437989
you wonder what you'd look like as a girl

>>24437928
you're slowly turning into a hermit

>>24437902
I'd bet you're very emotional and take criticism and rejection badly -- but don't let it show

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>>24438555
checked

>>24438545
Kik me Gorgeous girl. Haddystw

>>24438545
Mother was a chimp and father was a pig.

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>>24437411
good at smash bros. drives a decommissioned cop car.
>>24437440
party city sale
>>24437452
has a plow attached to his 1990's suburban
>>24437492
doesn't understand why guys don't talk to her
>>24437533
kind pretty girl very shy wants to be a socialite but isn't outgoing enough.
>>24437687
"hi i am gurl"
>>24437837
cool guy. Lives in northwestern US/CAN.
>>24437989
Doesn't have any social media
>>24438545
hates where she was born. wants to move to France/NYC. Also post assumptions.
>>24438573
Loves metal. Wants to get into gym, doesn't want to start going.

I just took this bitch so be gentle

>>24438623
the point is to post assumptions friend

>>24438625
maybe I've got to do the rest of these dishes first buddy

>>24438629
do you have fucking autism

>>24438629
not your buddy guy

>>24438616
you might have poor eyesight, foureyes.
>>24438573
you seem like you've got a good sense of humor
>>24438540
people tend to rub your head for good luck and you act like you don't like it but secretly you hope it really does give them good luck
>>24438635
it's debatable

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>>24437411
people say you're immature no matter how hard you try to prove them wrong.
>>24437440
you do your makeup better than most girls you know and you probably like being fucked in ur asshole
>>24437452
you make serious faces but ur not serious and you probably are a beta
>>24437492
u're really sweet and like going on bike rides
>>24437533
u're really lonely but everyone continues to falls in love with you
>>24437699
you like keeping things general, because when things get too complex you get overwhelmed
>>24437989
you recently became attractive and all it has done is ruin relationships
>>24437837
u would be the first person to jump off of an airplane, after pushing someone else off first
>>24437902
yeah.jpg
>>24437928
u're really sensitive to what other ppl do and say and it can affect ur entire day
>>24438540
hey, good to see a familiar face.
you like the idea of traveling, but you know its too exhausting.
>>24438545
what that mouth do
>>24438573
you're really happy a lot of the times and everyone thinks you're a great friend, but you don't keep in touch
>>24438616
u're insecure because everyone thinks you're gay, but it's also a good thing because you make girl friends easily
>>24438623
if you're proud of doing those dishes then u probably have hella mommy issues

>>24437411
One of his parents was an alcoholic (or both)
>>24437440
Masturbates to traps while insisting he's straight
>>24437452
Smokes too much weed
>>24437492
Feels superior to other girls because she posts on 4chan
>>24437533
Browses waifu threads and tries to copy the expressions and mannerisms posted therein
>>24437687
Was extremely conscious of trying to get her feet into the shot
>>24437699
Spends time promoting his music that should be spent trying to find a conventional job
>>24437764
Mutilated animals as a child
>>24437837
Has the word "aesthetic" in his resume
>>24437902
Victim of some form of sexual trauma
>>24437928
Spends too much time on tumblr
>>24437989
Passes off his parent's car as his own
>>24438053
Abuses prescription drugs
>>24438540
Has a messy house, but immaculately organized computer folders
>>24438545
Has performed sexual favors for money to support krokodil habit
>>24438616
Feels weird about supporting Trump because of Hispanic heritage
>>24438623
Easily confused and disoriented by everyday scenarios
>>24438727
Owns a small dog that is used as a surrogate child

>>24438747
yeah i overthink everything, it sucks ;-;

you liked taking up the musical career more or less becasue it became a defense mechanism to your emotional side that you're not very comfortable with (but learning to be)

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>>24438727
You remind me of jellybeannose and overly attached girlfriend, your relationship problems generally stem from over analysis of non-issues. Do me?

>>24438756
It's so late, I posted the version without faces covered and then messed up the quotes. You got me in a nutshell ;)

>>24438749
I'll have you know I worked for and bought my own car, mister.
>>24438727
Kinda true? I suppose.

You like to do your own thing but also like to go on adventures with others.

>>24438749
Interested to know why you would think I abuse prescription drugs?

>>24438749
yes
>>24438727
just because my mom asked me to do the dishes doesn't mean I'm proud of it

>>24438783
You look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman + musician + black and white filter

>>24438616
That's all untrue. But I'm entertained.
You're constantly surprised by your own ordinariness.

>>24438623
You're pretty sure most people are stupid.

>>24438727
I am fucking terrible at talking to people over extended periods.

I bet you accidentally catch yourself looking in reflective services and then feel this deep sense of shame

>>24438761
You might be the 3rd most English person I've ever seen.

>>24438836
Not sure if compliment but I'll take it. I am English though good job

>>24438824
Fuck I just googled him. Ty for some new insecurities

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>>24438573
gamur gurl xD
>>24438540
people rub your head for good luck
>>24437928
daddy issues
>>24437837
saves food in stache for later consumption
>>24438834
pissed off 24/7
>>24438727
a total bitch

>>24438885
Were you the one trying to eat the ceiling fan string

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>>24438616
Fratty
>>24438573
Like anime and videogames
>>24438545
sort of artsy
>>24438540
creeper
>>24438053
spent youth in band and touring in small shows, smokes regularly. Has that jaded gritty band member vibe
>>24437989
very clean cut, the embodiment of the stem degree, also nerdy

>>24438904
You remind me of a musician but I don't know who.

>>24438942
(Sting)

>>24438904
do you groom your brows?

>>24438952
I suspect you're right on that one, nice

>>24438981
Likely to commit or have committed a crime

>>24438959
no

>>24438990
Kek didn't expect that

>>24439011
You look like a stereotype in my country of sporty types that are overlooked in the education system who spend their time in secondary school smoking weed and laughing at nerds. They then either go into manual labour or the military. You still look like a nice guy though

>>24439041
I'm actually the polar opposite of those stereotypes. I'm trying to become a teacher.

>>24439091
To assume is to make an ass from u and me right haha

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I need some help.

What do I need for a haircut? It's getting real messy. I asked /fa but no dice. Too many good looking peeps

Haircut.. what do I do? And I guess assumption

>>24439098
Haha I guess that's the point of this thread, huh?

>>24439099
I think it looks good man

>>24439113
Guess so. This is my first time in soc, it's a strange place. I just can't get legitimate criticisms off people I know

>>24439115
Like ... Any trim at all?

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So far, everyone's been way off. Here's another one to ponder--

>>24437440
Fucking gets the best dick

>>24437452
Will be a serial killer

>>24437492
Very nice. Dont let guys walk over you.

>>24437533
My sunshine

>>24437764
You are handsome. Okay? Fucking honesty handsome

>>24437837
Weed man
>>24438545
My pretty model, right? Forget the haters. Jealousy is real

>>24438616
Games all the frickin time

>>24438727
Sassy bitch. You are my spirit queen

>>24438884
Ugly fag...no joke

>>24439099
Ummm...no


>>24439534
Jerks once a day. Gets little pussy.

>>24439552
Way off. I'm married and I only jerk it to last longer. The fuck man.

>>24439574
I would need to see another to gauge better. Something just seems off so far here.

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>>24439534
plays dungeon & dragons or some similar shit
>>24439099
skin is more greasy than crisco
>>24438904
Act like a douche but is actually a nice guy
>>24438884
never tapped the pussy
>>24438761
Fucked with another man atleast once`
>>24438727
your dog hates you and you don't even know it
>>24438623
markiplier junior

>>24439552
>ugly
maybe
>fag
no

>>24439589
My goodness! I don't play but if I did, it would be baller. Fella. you seem all kindsa confused. You also look like someone that needs to say things for attention and doesn't have very many 'real' relationships. Also. like someone that needs crassness to make up for not having much in the personality department.

>>24439660
yo, you need to chill out it's just an assumption thread lmao

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Bad lighting bois

>>24437989
Do I give off those vibes? We get along quite actually.
I guess you're the strong, silent type. Except for online. Then you're mental.

>>24438540
Narp, but I bet you're vegan and love going on hikes

>>24438573
Absolutely. And you're slowly becoming a wizard in disguise.

>>24438727
You're not wrong
I'd say you love people and socialising, but only wih small groups.

>>24438749
>>actually spends no time on tumblr

>>24437533
I assume we would be great together angel

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bumping this

>>24439794
california teen or florida. playstation, lonboard, games
>>24439589
musician, vegan
>>24439574
likes rhianna
>>24439534
IT, very detailed about your work

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About to make a bowl of coco dynobites.
Assumptions inbound

>>24441068
Well fuck. Assume that I'm a god damn retard

>>24437411
No way that's you. Look at the damn resolution
>>24437440
You lack depth so you mask it by being the "funny" guy
>>24437452
>makes fun of people's shit taste in beer
>has shit taste in beer
>>24437492
Likes Netflix, weed, and other basic shit
>>24437533
Tries really hard to have a good relationship, but it doesn't quite ever work out. Relates a lot to Liz Lemon
>>24437687
Preys on beta gamer boys to validate self. Socially dominate in that group
>>24437699
So you posed for a photo to looklike you didn't pose?
>>24437764
Engineer/10
Coolguy though
>>24437837
Enjoys the attention from being different, has hard opinions but plays them off like he is open to new ideas. I'd still play DnD with
>>24437902
"Alt-right"
>>24437928
Wanted to be an artist but gave up too soon
>>24438540
Used to be a fighter, can be a bit strong worded, but rad guy

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>>24441068
trump hating republican
>>24441049
likes the weed
>>24439589
on the no fly list
>>24438904
afraid of flying
>>24438884
probably knows what's wrong with my fucking computer
>>24438727
basic bitch

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>>24441203
The kind of guy who recommends you good movies and books
>>24441068
Kind of a nice guy, doesn't offend people
>>24441049
You probably listening music to loud levels, just to piss the neighbors
>>24439589
jesus/10 you wanna look somehow cocky, works with the ladies
>>24439574
Shy, you keep to yourself most of times
>>24439534
Good partner for beer talks
>>24438904
Nihilist or some other thing, dunno
>>24438727
Decent person, the kind that would make you feel like an ass if you hurt her

>>24441235
what kind of music do you guess
cool face btw, you probably do weightlifting or powerlifting

>>24441315
I'm guessing some rap/hip-hop sort of music and some rock maybe?
Thanks, man, I do some weightlifting and some other activities, disciplines the mind and body.

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>>24441235
Is just a pretty cool guy that lifts and goes out drinking
>>24441207
Loves his beard more than life and strokes it when he wants to seem thoughtful
>>24441203
Neil CiCierga lookalike, but seriously a quiet dude that has good taste in indie movies and music
>>24441130
Absolute madman
>>24441068
A normal person
>>24441049
High school science teacher
>>24439794
LeafyIsHere fan
>>24439589
Plays in a Foxy Shazam cover band
>>24439574
Shy but sings loudly in the shower and car
>>24439534
A patrician tabletop nerd

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Why not?

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>>24437440
fag/10
>>24437452
browses /pol/
>>24437492
sucks dicks like a champ
>>24437764
friendly man
>>24437928
listens to metal. likes kitties.
>>24438540
tells me i could pull off being bald
>>24438573
plays vidya and doesn't often leave the house
>>24438616
lives with his (single) mother
>>24438623
is knowledgeable but not very tidy
>>24438727
likes dogs
>>24439574
2cute4me. pls be in western europe!
>>24441235
lifts

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>>24441392
into euro-beat
>>24441390
uses that choker to measure how far she can deep throat.
>>24441203
lost his virginity to his friends mom
>>24441068
religious but not really
>>24439574
puts on tons of makeup, but even more cum
>>24438623
wants to be a youtuber.
>>24437928
trans?
>>24437411
gay?

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>>24441449

>>24441451
Does falling in love count as a rate?

>>24441449
>>24441451
Does porn... hopefully?

>>24441390
Gorgeous

>>24441449
>uses that choker to measure how far she can deep throat

Wouldn't be that wrong

>>24441463
nope, and this is an assumption thread
>>24441478
not yet
>>24441510
so i was right?

>>24441531
Sorta. I wear it cause my bf likes it on me when he face fucks me.

>>24441531
I say never leave anything for tomorrow if you can do it today!

>>24441584
oh i have done it. but their not public and i dont plan on making them public.

>>24441587
Well sharing makes a better world, but yeah... the ones who changed the world remained anonymous :(

>>24441596
i dont get it...

>>24441598
I don't get to see your porn either, that makes us even! Also, I'm pretty fucking drunk, it's hard to understand myself either right now

>>24437411
Kid people barely notice in high school. You just enjoyed tech and such.

>>24437452
Proto hipster. Looks good family

>>24437837
That's a grateful dead fan if ive ever seen one

>>24441235
Smh why do fuckboys waste time on soc go on instagram

>>24441449
she was a decade older than me, but nobody's mother as far as i'm aware
>>24441360
i love that guy's mashup albums, taste is subjective but i like mine
>>24441235
depends what you like, but i try

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?

>>24439552
Kinda just needed haircut solutions. I don't want to fuck anyone on 4chan

>>24441178
Thinks he's so special and unique!! Oh wow, narcos and wavves? Nihilistic attitude? You're SO different!

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Maybe this one won't turn upside down

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Reposting.
I took a shower.

What do I do with this mug on my head. I have these shoulders.
I hate taking pictures\cant selfie\dont want to.
Help help

Come at me, but really just haircuts or what you think is my face structure?

>>24439589
Ya look good to me and you probably jam. Ya making me mumbled
>>24439534 Yeah, I'd see you at an open mic, encouraging others to play
>>24441390 Because you'd never go out with me
>>24441449 Not real
>>24443127 How short are you?>>24443195 Yeaahpp
>>24443232 No worries, you're just fine.

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>>24443390
I hope you're sitting in a warm bath after slicing your wrist,

>>24443232
Looks homeless, but has an ego of a millionaire
>>24443127
you're so fucking gay that you never had to come out of the closest everyone knew
>>24442278
has considered suicide within the past week, and was his best idea ever
>>24441612
fucking pig

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>>24443471
fixed

>>24443539
What does that mean, you think I get sad? Or like what? You don't look like the type that you're acting like on here. You need to shave.

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>>24441360
Nice guy, but doesn't have many close friends.

>>24441390
Reads young adult novels

>>24442278
Pleasant demeanor, but lacks assertiveness when it's needed

>>24443127
Doesn't read books, only likes blockbuster movies, but lots of friends and fun to drink with

>>24443232
You look like an IT guy, and I'm sure I'm not the first to guess that

>>24443390
Pic is blurry. Metaphorical, because you are drifting through life in a daze of depressoin

>>24443561
It means like you look like a starved POW who landed face first on a landmine, and you'd have every reason to kill yourself.

>>24443603
If I did. I grow better facial hair than you POW buddy

>>24443603
Plus you're an idiot. You have shit insults and will never write a script.

>>24443621
Your face looks like someone took a massive fork to your face and twisted it like they would spaghetti, but decided they didn't want any of it because it was disgusting.

The closest you've came to facial hair was from blowing a shedding dog.

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>>24443640
Cool, lemme get all close for ya since you just love meee

>>24443638
>"never write a script"

LOL! this is what faggots think will make you rage.

>>24443653
>Bumping buddy's arm, smacking his knee

>>24443650
Dear God, find a new doctor for your AIDS treatment. You're a walking skeleton.

>>24443664
Dear God, shave your beard.

Ya look ridiculous

>>24443568
Hey you kinda got me. I'm very depressed. I'm only collecting money to get home and cry in the dark when I smoke cigs.

>>24443687
I really just don't know what to do for a haircut if the wax I use doesn't keep it up.

>>24443687
That beard has been between more women's thighs whose moans and sighs have said more than some angry suicidal AIDS patient on an image board.

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I can't remember if this was a real candid or a fake posed candid. My hand looks fucked.

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>>24443650
You look like a really sweet person.
>>24443568
Honestly, you look a bit old to be rockin that style
>>24443471
I thought you looked like a decent guy at first, but after reading what you said about other people, I can't see you as anything other than a bitter, arrogant dipshit.
>>24443243
You look sexy (no homo) but goofy - I bet all the ladies totally dig you.
>>24443232
You totally look like half the people in my comp sci classes - including myself, but you're far better looking (maybe-just-a-little-bit homo) and you actually have hair.

>>24443720
I don't care how much pussy you've had. I really do not give a fuck about you.

>>24443748
I bet you're regretting how much dick you've had, you AIDS infected faggot.
>>24443746
I bet you're one of those liberal faggots who spend most of their life spitting venom at people, but if someone said anything back to you you'd want it to be criminal.

>>24443746

How old do you think I am?

>>24443777
I bet you're regretting some pussy you've had. Ya fucking loser

>>24443786
At least it didn't give me AIDS, and turn me into a 95lbs walking corpse.

>>24443799
Nah but it made you whipped and (you fucking suck and need to just stop arguing with me)

>>24443783
I assume you're only, like, 20, but you look like you're around 30 (I'm 20 but look like a 6'3 10-year-old, so I'm in no position to criticize you for maybe not looking your age). Also, I kinda feel like that look stops being cool around age 15. No offense intended, of course.

>>24443809

None taken, really. I'm freshly 27, so you aren't off.

>>24443814
Cool cool cool. I'm gonna level with you, I'm pretty high, and I'm just really glad that this exchange between us has been smooth and peaceful; I may not agree with you fashion sense, but you seem like a genuinely good guy, which is totally awesome.

>>24443819

Dude, I don't come on 4chan for validation. Just for giggles. Thanks and same, you seem pretty chill yourself

>>24443808
I barely missed a rape conviction when I was a fucking a 17 year old. I'm not whipped at all.

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I don't like assuming things about people. But I like to know how people view me.

>>24443833
K kill yourself, I'm out

I'm gonna do something else bye

>>24443837

You're the kind of person who doesn't make assumptions about others, and makes these threads fucking pointless and not fun at all. You're the type of cancer that should kill yourself. Fuck off, or r8 you lazy fuck.

>>24443881
Women just post a picture and everyone fucking wants to lick her vag. But when a man does he's a POS faggot nigga cracker ass bitch who has aids and cancer. I CAN BE BEAUTIFUL TOO!!!

>>24443746
Loves math
>>24437902
Loves trucks
>>24437928
Oooooo a witch
>>24438727
Boring but really nice
>>24439099
Definitely needs help
>>24441203
Loves the 80s
>>24441449
Loves satan and kittens
>>24443471
Wasn't hugged enough when he was a kid
>>24443694
Probably loves soccer
>>24443837
Me
>>24443881
There yah fuckin coont

>>24437764
You have an extremely contagious laugh.

>>24443928
Ayyyyy, you nailed it - I'm a sophomore math major.

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>>24439534

>>24443928
thanks bb. Now that you've r8ed, you look like hot topic threw up on you.

>>24443979
Hahaha! I love it.

>>24443979
Got the hoodie at Theory and the T-shirt at PAX East. The only thing I've ever bought at hot topic was a joy division shirt. And even then no one had any idea who they were. These yungins

>>24443471

Gets constantly mistaken for Adrien Brody and loves it

>>24443568

Absolutely fucking spot on fella

>>24444006
you're the type who constantly walks around with a fake smile that hides a scowl, and who constantly makes implicit insults, and insinuations about people, and is so passive-aggressive that most people outright hate you at this point and have seen past it all.

>>24443957
Ouch!
I dunno, so many of these are way off but I would be an asshole if I only liked or believed the positive ones. I don't work I.T.. I am a perfectionist... I would like to think I'm a good beer converstionalis; the only table top games I play so far are Munchkin. 'Have You Ever', 'Would You Rather'. Apples to Apples, and Cards Against Humanity. This isn't a divulge thread but I just wanted to clear things up a little and thanks for the kick in the pants, goobers.

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bumping this

>>24443837
stuck in the myspace age
>>24443746
nerd with sense of humour
>>24443727
loves eating with friends
>>24443694
conservative parents but you want to be kinky
>>24443650
lives in a sunny place

>>24444312
You hang around people much younger than you.
>>24443837
That's not how it works
>>24443746
Has one best friend, but otherwise is never social
>>24443727
Masturbates a lot
>>24443694
No
>>24443650
Nah
>>24443568
Plays guitar well
>>24443539
Mommy issues
>>24443232
Hates reading and watches netflix all day
At least its not upside down.

>>24445182
I did assumptions if you looked at the tags on my photo. So yeah it does work.

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>>24444312
Track runner
>>24443727
Bernie voter
>>24443568
Has a art degree
>>24443471
French

>>24445308
oversensitive dude

>>24437989
Probably is way too into hunting and fishing and takes selfies with an iPad in a dirty mirror.

>>24443928
if satan gave me kittens...

>>24445403
So far off, haha.
>>24443694
Psych major

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oy vey

>>24445308
roman from bulgaria
>>24444312
drug dealer
>>24443837
probably shy but once people get to know you you're pretty cool.
>>24443746
senpai idk why but i see a lot of alpha potential in you. just get ripped and lose those pimples and you're set man. you look like a funny guy nonetheless.
>>24443694
the girl who appears very loud and obnoxious but is secretly self-conscious
>>24443650
serial killer with a great sense of humour
>>24443568
the guy who stares at you in the club
>>24441612
mom who cooks good food
>>24441449
the guy who loves to pretend he's a woman on the internet to get the attention of desperate men
>>24441392
the "hey kids, i'm just like you" guy
>>24441390
likes shitty hipster indie rock and is very pretentious
>>24441207
greek god
>>24441203
art guy
>>24439574
the girl who orders diet soda cause she's trying to watch her weight

>>24437452
Jeffrey? You still into that whole fucking ethnic teens up the ass then literally eating them thing?

>>24437440
Nash?

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>>24445555
Economics or business major
>>24445308
You're actively outdoorsy-mountain biking, canoeing, hiking, etc.
>>24444312
If you were in a band, you would play bass

>>24445740
Is totally down to marry me

>>24445555
Pretty on point. Thanks handsome man, I love conversing with people. It's just that people can be really shitty towards me right from the start, so I just keep to myself.
>>24445529
I'm sure the dark lord could help you out with that.

>>24445740
my sis plays bass hehe
I guess you play sth, but cant tell what

>>24445555

I'm not sure how to take that. I don't club though, unless you mean a shitty music venue.

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>>24438727
Oi!

>>24441449
Lol

>>24445740
What are you

>>24437411
Def rapes women and lil boys

>>24437452
Lives in a small town, probably in a trailer, loves bud light, rock band and Chevy

>>24437533
Super sweet girl, not that bright, def takes it in the ass

>>24437902
Over weight as a kid, not very popular, grew a beard and re-invented him self when he got his first job and realized nobody knew him

>>24437989
Mormon, trying to be cool

>>24438053
Beaten by his father all his life

>>24438616
Looks nothing like his family

>>24438727
Super self continuous>>24438761

>>24438761
Both, have tried to blow the bassist knowing full well he's gay

>>24438981
Currently lives, or lived with mom till he was 22-23

>>24439574
Tries to play the whole "pretty isn't only size 0" but knows deep down she needs to drop done LBS