General Vocaroo Fuckery! http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OECkZLAeQ6

yo dude, fucking great voice you have there.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ukNg77tQzg if anyone is interested in stuff read or acted upon by me then go ahead

also bump!

>>24436477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kdhMdwTcjv

>>24437388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NkEbZQLLua

And just so we have something to start us off:
I can go one night without sleep, no problem. Sure, I'm groggy as fuck the next day and a bit scattered...but that is easily fixed by perfectly legal canned drink. Two nights, that is when the problem's start. It isn't all that different from one night without. I'm just a little more tired, a little more out of it and need a little more of make wakefulness juice. Oh, and the penguins show up.

Just a couple of them, here and there. I'll pass some in the hallway, or have one sitting next to me on the bus. They keep to themselves generally on day 2. By day 3 I'll walk down the hall and pass one or two. They are always dicks and don't greet me with a 'good day to you' reply, but I'm used to it.

By day 4 the penguins won't stop talking to me, they keep telling me it's ok to go sleep but I know they are crafty little shits...they've been eying my kidney for days now. The second I sleep I know they'll get at it and the treasures that lurk within.

I'm going to stay awake, and keep them at bay...this is my 7th night with no sleep but I'm starting to understand how they operate, get how they think. I have a plan, and almost all the ingredients; 8 feet of red licorice, 4 rolls (one partially used) of aluminum foil, 2 bottles of my awake juice and the neighbor's cat (shaved). Fucking penguins are dicks, I'm going to win...

>>24436477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VSfNN1m86u
>autism

http://vocaroo.com/i/s032fyEnE1bf

Any good? Trying to figure out if I could ever sing listenable enough to record some probably-shitty-but-at-least-listenable stuff

>>24437388
>>24438183
thanks guys
>>24437836
im so not sure man

>>24438139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B76bWkz4gp

>>24438139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U6ymdKuvJX

>>24438591
For what it's worth, I enjoyed listening to this in the background.

>>24439243
You should narrate books. Your voice is so soothing.
>>24438591
DAYUM, Fuckin' get on that music career shit, senpai

>>24438139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tLlb7jTiK7

Well that was fun. Bare in mind, this is my first time posting one of these. Top kek, 10/10

>>24439405
Oh god, I just listened to it...Have another:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ViYD7DPA9Z

>>24439405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZlalexI8y

Here's another short thing I did for a thread a while back if you liked that penguin thing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rElAdMosTb

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M9qJIDUCeA
I feel like this is better than the last time I posted in one of these types of threads, but still far far away from being "good"

Guitar still has a long way to go, but I'm working on it. How the fuck do I git gud at singing though?

>>24438139

Fuck penguins from a Brit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18fhztVyXdk

>>24436477
9 outta ten
>>24437836
8
>>24438139
obviously you altered your voice, but at face value id say 7
>>24438591
Definitely above karaoke quality, but otherwise I find it really hard to put numbers to evaluate singing
>>24439243
8, similar to first but it misses a kind of 'edge' in it
>>24439565
Wow your voice perfectly suits documentaries. It's easy to fall asleep to both in the good and bad way :D

Here's both a bit of speaking and a subsequently played song. Originally posted in MSA, hence the intro :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZHj2O1trs4

>>24436477
you sound like swagger souls

>>24438139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gBRIP7zBmn

That was fun! MORE BOOZE

>>24436477
hey OP. You're voice sound VERY familiar. Have you done voice acting before?

I won't ask who you are so you're kept anonymous (unless you're okay with telling) but you do sound like a voice actor I follow online who was pretty popular a few years back but hasn't been very active lately

>>24436477
Holy shit.... Are you Smalltime?

https://soundcloud.com/xcaomei/almost-lover :x Here's a very quick recording I did.

>>24442488
i have, but not major
>>24442513
i am not!
>>24441475
i have absolutely no idea who that is

>>24438139
i may try again when fiance is nt asleep in the next room
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbLmqmHPGh

I know, shitty default microphone, but I'm practicing a monologue for an audition soon and id like some feedback as to the general quality of my voice, acting, and inflections. thanks guys!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00tAEwwrMTN

>>24444081
actually found a mic thats a thousand times better, so disregard that last one and listen to this one. Also, forgot to mention its a waiter explaining why he hates people with kids. Enjoy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Aa0vvanVDy