any mothers,married women,or women older than 25 ?

>>24427334
>be 27
>keep forgetting that it counts as old
well shit when did this transition from college girl to milf happen

>>24427825
Kik me i wanna chat.
Acargan13

>>24427827
Sorry anon didn't mean to sound like I'm up for mommy shenanigans, I'm only into men 30+.

>>24427825
Anything under 35 is still considered young.
These age fetishist losers are just desperate to find someone who fits in their niche so they adjust their definitions.

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>>24427836
TFW you're too old for some girls and too young for others.

>>24427836
Who said i was young?

>>24427836
I'm 30+. Up for keeping me company while I battle insomnia?

>tfw loves older women
>still pretty young
>they all think I'm super cute
>You know, when they get past how young I am and stop assuming I'll be immature
God, I like life.

bum

28/m/straight
Looking for F 18-22 or 30+
Kik: superduder88

bum bum

23 m straight
never got to experience older women i would like to change that. Late 20 and early 30 pref
kik is j.trades

19m/straight
Look for F 30+
m=kik mark154455

>>24428697
Milfs thread, 18-22 kek

>mom
>married
>31

>>24430270
I like younger women too.

>>24430277
Then post it in younger womens thread.

>>24430274
Sounds very good, +info? Kik? Sons? Cheated husbund?

>>24427836
I'm 30 m tx kik
Pilotpanda

>tfw no dominant older gf

Looking for an older woman In the 818
Kik is socceralex12345

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bump ing

30 here but sofa king what

M 23 here who loves milfs.

>be 22 M
>would totally innamilf
>everyone in my area is already banging their cousins
fuck

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Do any older women want to experiment with a younger MtF trans?

If you have a husband I would be up for involving him if that's what you wanted.

>>24433098
no kys you tranny

>>24427836
33/m here. Post some nudes.

Honestly I don't see the special attraction though. A woman is a woman in my mind. I'd bone a woman my own age if the opportunity arose and we got along, just as much as I'd bone a woman 19 or 25 or whatever. I think late 40s is my limit, but never say never...

I actually don't like teens to early 20s (apart from their tight holes and firm tits), because they're usually annoying as fuck and don't know anything about the world, but think they do. A mature woman is nice in that regard. Usually wiser and calmer about most shit.

However, late 20s to early 30s, most women's biological clock tick VERY LOUD, and it's rare to find a woman that is still into casual no-strings sex (at least if like me you're a comparable age, don't live in mom's basement, are seemingly stable, employed, not 500 lbs etc). I'm in a relationship now, and she's a keeper. But I've been on dates with women around my age who practically throw themselves at me, because, well, I'm a good catch I guess.

Most women from around 30 are looking to start a family (it's possible they are in denial about being a 'strong independent career woman', but once they're in a stable relationship, oh boy does that change). If she's a divorced mother, she may not care, but then you've got other issues to deal with. You may also get the singletons in their late 20s/early 30s who are single because they're frankly nutjobs or (and I know several women my age like this) never grew out of the 'bad choice in men' stage of their early 20s. Like they repeat the same mistakes over and over that ensure they only date total douchebags, but by 30 or so, they're pretty bitter about men -- yet still still date douchebags. They're not fun to be around, trust me.

pmub

>>24434757
>>24435384
What are you even looking for anon? The thread is so vague.

>>24435387
This should explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>>24435409
It's amusing that over 25s are considered MILFs here

>>24435414
Well, I guess it's less of MILF thing and more of Christmas Cake thing, where the breaking point really is 25-26.

>>24435414
You kidding? They're popping kids out well under 18 now. Milf status is easy to attain by 25

>>24435451
Tfw 30 and no kids, and may it stay that way forever

>>24435451
Gypsies don't count.

>>24435454
A/S is apparent, so the question remains... L?

>>24435480
UK. I'm not interesting in meeting up btw, but I might have a chat later if there's anything interesting to say.

>>24435486
>inb4:
>LONDON

Also why the hell are you up at 5AM?

>>24435508
Not in London. I'm up because I'm a morning person and this is the time I get up. Got shit to do.

>>24435530
I'm just one timezone away but... we might converge on the virtue of me staying up long enough to catch you waking up. Not so much on getting into the same cycle.

Going to sleep early or are you one of those freaky people who need like 4 hours of sleep a day and keep running on cosmic energy or whatever?

>>24435555
I go to sleep early if I can, usually in bed by 10. From my lifestyle you'd think I was boring as fuck.

>>24435560
Nothing wrong with girl getting in bed by 10, that's still good couple hours for the fun stuff before going to sleep.

I sort of already do. No offense. But I gotta admire people with schedule. Mine is all over the place. Job with irregular shifts doesn't help.

>>24435582
>Nothing wrong with girl getting in bed by 10, that's still good couple hours for the fun stuff before going to sleep.
Indeed, fun to do stuff in the morning too, I seem to wake up horny
>I sort of already do. No offense.
Think I'm boring as fuck? Haha

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>27

>Still not married

>>24435588
Sorry, spoke too soon, you might be some fun after all.

So, what's your morning routine?

In other news, I got to bugger off in a little bit because there's people to do and things to see. Any chance we can resume this conversation later today over some other medium?

No, not the same time tomorrow morning. Unless you try to lure me with promise nudez. Or something.

>>24435606
Want to be?

>>24435621
>Sorry, spoke too soon, you might be some fun after all.
It's funny because I do come across as pretty boring to people when they first meet me, and clearly you were no exception even though we'd exchanged a tiny number of words
>So, what's your morning routine?
Various things involving showers and breakfast and ideally going for a run, but honestly, at the moment, being single, a lot of the time it seems to be get 4chan up on my phone and get the dildo out of the bedside drawer
>Any chance we can resume this conversation later today over some other medium?
Nothing wrong with this medium, I'll check back here this evening.

>>24435633
To be quite honest, I get that as well sometimes, although for entirely different reasons.

As for your habits, maybe boring is not the right word - proper, organized, it's like you don't even belong here.

Really not sure if helping myself once in the morning would pacify the urges for the rest of the day, I think it would make them worse actually. But whatever gets your engine running. Or not running, you get the point.

>Nothing wrong with this medium
I'd call you a prude if it were not for the sentence just before.
But fine, nice day to you and see you in the evening. Maybe.

>>24435633
>dildo+4chan

You get off to people shitposting on a korean cartoon website?

>>24435686
>As for your habits, maybe boring is not the right word - proper, organized, it's like you don't even belong here.
Yeah I think I am quite different to some of the people on the board. I have a professional job etc. But then this is a post for people who are older than most 4channers so you'd expect some departure from the average. The reason I come here is because I have a slightly dark sexual side beneath the proper exterior.
>I'd call you a prude if it were not for the sentence just before.
Is it weird that I kind of liked you saying that? If you bumped into me through work or whatever I swear you'd think I'm a real prude.

>>24435694
I like reading sexual stuff on /soc/. You don't masturbate to this board? It looks like one big sex discussion fest. Also I will sometimes use my dildo while watching something completely non-sexual on TV, I just enjoy the feeling.

>>24433159
Look at you and your opinions!

>>24435704
I jerk to soc incessantly. Esp to the cocks.

>>24435746
Glad I'm not so unusual after all!

>>24435704
>>24435750
if you're looking to chat like you mentioned, kik is johnfuckingwall

aww yeah older girls who arent that old. perfect ages for me is 25-33

i want to call a girl mommy

>>24435750
Why else would you be here?

>>24435762
To shitpost on a korean cartoon website?

>>24435768
While masturbating?

>>24435774
Nah, not interested in the cartoons, more the uninhibited discussion about sex

>>24435778
This is the go to site if you need to blow your wad (or twiddle your bean).

>>24435791
Exactly. I prefer people talking to just porn where I don't know anything about the individuals.

>>24427825
>>24427836
> well shit when did this transition from college girl to milf happen
you only become a MILF if you're actually a mother
otherwise you're just a woman, who happens to be late 20's
> I'm only into men 30+.
I'm 33,
tell us about yourself
Where are you from?
what are your interests and hobbies?
What kind of guy are you looking for?

>>24435737
Look at you and yours!

>>24427874
What are you fucking gay?

>>24435454
>>24435798
>>24435606

Delightful to see women having a good outlook on the whole marriage/kids thing. I'm 31, just getting out of a long relationship. marriage is an unnecessary burden in this day and age. And kids, no thanks.

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M23

looking for older women to talk/share pics and have some fun with

kik/sc - firetruck41

>>24436663
>marriage is an unnecessary burden in this day and age. And kids, no thanks.
Speak for yourself.

>>24436851
right. I like being married and I definitely would not be apposed to being breed again

>>24436851

I just did. And I was agreeing with the other posters, who appear to share my opinions.

>>24436895
> marriage is an unnecessary burden

are you black anon? lol

>>24436911

Nope. White, blond hair, blue eyes. Marriage is fine in theory. But in practice they're usually a waste of money for one big day that's usually far too stressful to be actually enjoyable for the couple getting married. And then the legal complications of separating should it come to that. You can be perfectly happy for your entire life with someone without having to get the state involved.

And as for kids. That's simply my personal preference. I've barely figured my life out and I'm already 31. Also, I don't believe I'd make a good father for various reasons. If you want to have a kid, fine. Have a kid, love it, and make sure s/he grows up to be a great person. It's just not for me, and I'm just trying to find a woman who shares my views on that.

>>24436954
Marriages don't have to be a 'big day', and in fact there are just as many that are not like those showcased on TLC or whatever.

Mine was small, cozy, family and friends only, and quite stress-free. Neither of us had any interest whatsoever in spending thousands on flowers, table decorations or other giveaway trinket bullshit.

If you co-habit with a partner for long enough, the state (most Western ones anyway) will consider you common-law married (all the legal status, none of the benefits) and will get involved if your split turns complicated.

>>24436992
Good for you on the no-nonsense day.

Also, I live in the USA and all the states I've lived in do not have common law marriages. And in states that do ( at least in the USA ) a common law marriage has to be mutually agreed upon by both parties. So it's not like you're going to suddenly be married one day if you don't want to be.

>>24435699
Yeah, proper on the streets freaky in the sheets apparently is a thing. On one hand, right attitude for the right situation is what you'd expect from well adjusted adult. On the other hand, isn't that a shame that most your your real life acquaintances miss out on your best worst side?

So, what are you wea... I mean, how was your day?

bumps

b
ump

>>24437122
>Yeah, proper on the streets freaky in the sheets apparently is a thing.
That's me!
>Isn't that a shame that most your your real life acquaintances miss out on your best worst side?
No, I don't want to get dirty with my colleagues. Well, most of them.
>So, what are you wea... I mean, how was your day?
My day was good, and now I'm wearing trousers and a blouse.

I had my dildo out again this morning and am now having to hurry to avoid being late for work. But feeling nice and satisfied. Just wanted to come and tell you that!

>>24439969
What dark sex stuff are you into?

>>24439979
Submission, degradation, humiliation, jealousy, bullying....

>>24439983
Giving or receiving or both?

>>24439985
Receiving

>>24439969
Glad to hear your day was good!

I'm very dom and love all your interests lol. You enjoy being creampied at all?

>Only if you were interested younger men, I'd be very interested talking with you. 22/M

>>24440005
>You enjoy being creampied at all?
Oh yes. Condoms get in the way for me, but I'm not stupid and only stop using them if I know the guy and we have something ongoing.

Not interested in contactfagging and I have to go now anyway, but a guy who's younger than me and can dominate me is very hot to me.

I'll be 28 next month. God I'm so fucking old

>>24440019
Such a good girl! Would love to fill your pussy up <3 and just had to ask hah no hard feelings, love your type! I'm a very kinky dom lol, i prefer older females too. But sounds well hope to hear from ya soon.

>>24440022
Lmao! That's not too old and lot of us guys lovee older chicks like you :) you interested in younger men at all or nah? Jw

>>24440022
You're not old at all.

>>24440019
I'm 23 and could handle that. I hope to see you in this thread later. Do you like to be physically forced during sex as well as bullied?

>>24440044
Yes, but I'm mainly into the psychological aspect

>>24427334
>>24440022
Well if any older females interested chatting, feel free to msg me! Open to talk about whatever and meet new friends! Kik youngcaesar24

>>24440047
The psychological aspect is the most important part for me too.

>>24436869
i would oppose, the way you type, it would be god awful to hear you speak

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I am so fucking down to chat with an older woman. I'm 23/m/us and I've had such a thing for milfs lately. I don't have any criteria just hit me up especially if you have kids and some years on me! Kik donnielakotah

>>24427334
I dislike that 25+ is considered old. I still wake up in a panic because I'm going to be late to first period before it hits me that it's been 10 years and I don't have shit to plan for or look forward to for the rest of the day.

>>24440165
I don't consider it old hah, just my preference for age i guess. And I'm the same pretty much as well, sometimes I'll forget i have nothing to do most the time. Just try to enjoy it best as can basically! You prefer older guys or younger?

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...
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>>24440165
I'm 32 and honestly don't feel old. I'm a teacher though, and I guess my students see me as old, not elderly, but 'mature'. It's weird because I still have evenings with a spliff or a few beers and some buddies, occasionally go dancing (not as much as I used to admittedly). The only real difference I guess is that I have more money for better vacations (I travelled a lot since my early 20s, but now I don't have to poorfag slum it with lice-infested 21-year old total chode backpackers), and also some of my friends now have children (I myself am engaged).

I feel more or less the same as I have since 26 or 27 or whatever. Still got all my hair, too. Life's good.

>>24439969
Alright, knowing exactly what you want is always a plus. It's hard to please someone who's not even sure what they are after... and I've found way too many girls with exactly this kind of predicament. Okay, maybe not THAT many, but it happens.
The idea of getting it on with a handsome colleague is a fun tease, but I can imagine it wouldn't be so easy pragmatically...

Been busy as hell myself and there's more to come, but I'm making some real progress, so it's worth it.

>I had my dildo out again this morning and am now having to hurry to avoid being late for work. But feeling nice and satisfied. Just wanted to come and tell you that!
Thanks for sharing with the rest of the class. I'm sure my imagination totally won't bring this up very visually at the most inappropriate moment tomorrow. No, really, you can tell us more.

>>24439983
>>24439991
>>24440047
Hehe, now that gets people interested. How rough are we talking? Just need to feel put in your place or actual physical strong-arming?

>>24427334
I am married, a mother, and older than 25. do I win the trifecta?

>>24441509
Tits or gtfo

>>24441618
stay classy, Anon

>>24441625

>>24441618
yea that's definitely the way to get someone to take their top off

>19 last year
>dating 33 year old former neighbor
>sex was amazing

Problem was she had four kids and a two bedroom apartment so we had to jump through hoops to find a babysitter. Eventually broke it off because she's Catholic and I'm Baptist. Still talk sometimes though, good woman.

>>24441636
It's just a stale meme, he doesn't mean anything by it. I'd like to check you out though, even if it was a non nude. Some notion makes me think you're a hottie.

>>24440066
you don't even know how to read all the words in the sentence. the way you type is so god awful you can't even troll someone properly. 1/10

I'm 25 but I don't feel like an old lady. I think it's great that I'm not in school, have my life together and can do whatever the fuck I want. I have a respectable job but I still spend my days off in my PJs watching anime or reading manga in bed. And of course I'm still on this website heyyyy

>>24441509
how much older ?

>>24441660
I picture arguing about the meaning of the sacraments rather than usual domestic shit

>>24441387
>How rough are we talking? Just need to feel put in your place or actual physical strong-arming?
More put in my place, but a bit of the physical stuff is great

>No, really, you can tell us more.
Don't know what more you want to know. It's this exact one: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12381

I seem to like to use it in the morning before I get up

>>24443520
And where is your place?

>>24443520
Are you using it now? This isn't the sexiest discussion.

>>24443536
A subservient place

>>24443553
I'm not using it this second but I might if I find something that turns me on

>>24443567
Well if there's anything we can do to help do let us know.

Married women want to kik? Doesnt matter age
22/m/
Kik: davidl209

>>24443567
Very good.

18 / M / Leicester

kik
barn.bairn

>>24435606
is she bragging?
or looking?

I'm a 31/m who stopped aging at 20.

Kik is princericky2

Milf sounds awesome :)

>>24443520
Well, happy to know you're not one of those people that can't get it going until you have sent them halfway to the ER. It's awesome when you can get rough, but it's real hassle when you always have to.

That's a nice one. If I can say so myself about a rubber dick without sounding too weird. Girly glittery... again, not something I'd expect of a proper business lady to have by her bedside. Would call it cute even, if it were not an 8 incher. Do you... like... the whole thing?

Now I can't speak for everyone on this board but for the scene of a girl playing with her dildo, it's not the dildo I would like to focus at... what's your usual pose? Just relaxing on your back or something more proactive? How big are they? Smooth or carpet? Are you noisy? Do you take it to the shower sometimes?

Needless to say pictures would be totally awesome, but seeing what you volunteered so far, I'm not holding my breath of anything.

almost 30 with a daughter. never been married and i've been single for a few years. life is alright tho

I love me some christmas cake, reach [email protected]

>>24441660
How'd you go about banging your neighbor?

>>24446074
Hi, 22m kik me at pedro7diaz

>>24442152
Pedro7diaz

I like the idea of milfs but in a real setting where I would get involved with them seems really pathetic. Like being forced to meet her kids and they will come to realisation that their mom was a slag who slept with thirsty young boys with deep seated mommy issues. Fuck that.

>>24446074
Kik: Nowhere_Man95

I think it would be fun to meet with a cute older woman in her 40s or early 50s to worship her breasts. Of course she's need to be extremely busty and it'd be cute if she had a big round tummy to rub too. If only she could lactate too...the bonding. Sounds nice

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m/19/USA
Into women over 30 now, young ones too but sometimes the older ones are more fun

kik: AVeryOriginalName2
>Got into milfs from pic related
>inb4 2D waifus don't count

>>24447588
In az. Kik is traplover33

>>24446074
I'm 20 m, my kik is s_e667

If any women want to talk, I am interested in older. 20yr old here. KIK is mahlererik

ladyrowsdower
looking for men over 30 ^_~

>>24435704
You're alright for that.
Nut as a straight dude, I hardly find any femanon related content.
Except for the slut thread.
I'd love to find some bating material on this thread tho.
Would you mind giving me a hand?

>>24435606
If that is you then you are way too fucking cute! And this is coming from a 20 year old.

pmub

So i'm back from the slut thread, entertaining, really, but now I want to hear from some older/more mature women.
So tell us ladies, you are now single and free, what are your kinks, your fantasies.
What do you want from your new found man or boy, and how.
Please be specific.

19/usa

im queer as fuck. also i have a penis. do whatever you want with that information.

looking for any older women who wants to care for me or have me do things for them. im very subby

>>24447884
Seems so fake.

23 male
midwest us

oldest ive been with is 43, would enjoy some pics.

>>24441636
You're in the wrong corner of the internet if you're looking for refinement. Post 'em or got lost and keep quiet.

>>24441660
33 and four kids? Jesus effin christ, what a skank. You don't even need to tell me they aren't all the same father.

>>24441660
>also... fucking a single """"""""Catholic"""""""" mother of four, out of wedlock, when you're a """"""""Baptist"""""""".

You are going straight to hell, you know that right?

>>24447414
I work with a woman who's 27 (I'm older), who's got an accidental bastard child 8 years old. Honestly, she's a total nutjob.

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>>24428697
this is dumb, it's so easy to get girls 27 and younger because they're generally sluts and literally everywhere so you don't need to come into a thread that specifies is for a certain age-group and say "oh but I'll also fuck anything in general" which isn't what you said, but might as well be

>>24449943
kek

>>24447612
>Tfw a mommy messaged me but doesn't do nudes

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>tfw no mommy

M/26/WA
kik: Warhollives

Feel feel to contact me to chat if you are in the area.

Whew, this is an interesting mix of ppl in their 20s looking for older people and ppl in their 30s lurking to find someone their age.

I just dropped in to say: underage and early 20s people lurking here, please be very suspicious of and cautious about giving out any personal information to people a lot older than you who say they are attracted to younger people. If someone older than you is looking for someone well out of their age range, there's a reason for that. Be safe and look out for yourselves.

>>24427334

I'm 31 but I look 25 and I would literally KILL to have an older woman in my life.

Girls my age and younger are nothing but insecure, indecisive, drama-riddled headaches.

I can be your pool boy, boy toy or your equal.

Whatever you like my dear, because:

When Momma's happy, we're all happy.

18/Male/DMV/Kik-Arterchoke

Oldest women I've been with is 41. My mom was mad but it was whatever at that point.

>>24445224
>That's a nice one. If I can say so myself about a rubber dick without sounding too weird.
Not weird at all, it is really nice.
>Girly glittery... again, not something I'd expect of a proper business lady to have by her bedside.
Like most people I have a day to day public side but am the same horny teenager I always was inside
>Do you... like... the whole thing?
Is it bad if I say yes? ;)
>Now I can't speak for everyone on this board but for the scene of a girl playing with her dildo, it's not the dildo I would like to focus at... what's your usual pose? Just relaxing on your back or something more proactive?
Normally on my back, propped up with a pillow, legs spread. I do sometimes get into other positions like doggy but it's nowhere near as fun masturbating that way as sex in that position is.
>How big are they?
I think you're asking about my tits. They're a B cup, I'm not a busty girl :(
>Smooth or carpet?
Haha quite a carpet!
>Are you noisy?
During sex I can be. On my own you'd definitely know if you were in the same room but probably not if you were in the next one.
>Do you take it to the shower sometimes?
No, I laze around in bed for my masturbations

>>24451016
Shut up and get in the van if you want this candybar.

>>24451045
Once you're mid-20s, you basically look how you're gonna look. Unless you go gray, or start balding or get obvious wrinkles, there is no big difference in looks between 25 and 31 for anyone. I'm 32 and people routinely guess I'm anywhere from 25 to 35.

Girls your age and younger come in all stripes, and I'd wager that the problem is more with you than with them.

>>24427836
>I'm only into men 30+.
>I'm only into men who have asskissed their way up the career ladder and have lots of money
FTFY

I'm a 26 year old trans woman and I hear I look like a mom all the time.
well more like bitch step mom

>>24451767
Contact info?

>>24451767
Want to chat? Kik is DavyDuke95. I'm into traps and moms. 20m here

>>24451431
Well, horny teenager inside mature woman is basically what this thread is all about. Not necessarily in the metaphorical sense.

On more serious note - you got the point, of course, but again it comes a bit unexpected, mostly because for average local the public side and the pervy side are not too far apart.

>Is it bad if I say yes? ;)
That's not a bad thing at all! But it makes the fact you're not gonna post any pictures so much worse ...

>Normally on my back, propped up with a pillow, legs spread. I do sometimes get into other positions like doggy but it's nowhere near as fun masturbating that way as sex in that position is.
Yeah, I can imagine that it's just not the same without the guy actively grinding against you and that other pair of hands on your hips, working your clit or slapping your butt...

>They're a B cup, I'm not a busty girl :(
Cheer up. B cup is perfectly fine. Cowtits are overrated. Just keep them perky and everyone will love them.

>Haha quite a carpet!
Does it match the drapes? And is that because you're single now or do you like it better this way?

The idea of pleasuring yourself with another person in the room without them noticing made me chuckle.

And it goes without saying that if I were in the next room you wouldn't need to do it on your own in the first place. Also I hope somebody fucks you in the shower, lazy!

Any plans for the weekend?

Bonus question: Buttstuff?

>>24441509
Are you in an open marriage?

>Be 24
>Currently seducing a 35 year old married woman with a kid in the next state over
>Feelsfun.jpg

I have a theory her husband is a cuck, so we'll see.

>>24451762
kek

>>24451431
I thought it was just me!

I'm 35 but have the urges I did 20 years ago.

> Haha quite a carpet!
And gosh, as someone who prefers the carpet, I wish it wasn't so out of fashion.

finally someone sane

>>24451621
you're an idiot. girls under mid-late twenties are ALL pain in the fucking asses. anyone who says otherwise is a virgin or a woman so fuck off m8

>>24447612
Bumping my thing :3

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>>24427334
>mfw I have a massive crush on my supervisor
>I'm 19 she's near 40
>she's black and doesn't look a day over 21
>just want her to sit on my face and be my mommy

>>24450956
Tfw no actual face in your tfw picture.

>>24441509
Kik me if you like 27/m doom_r

>>24454448
Yea nah cunt. Check your edge kiddo, adults are talking.

Like I said, I'm 32. I've fucked/dated a few quite drama-free early 20 somethings (one 19 year old) in the last couple years. I'd certainly agree they are rare, but then maybe they just self-select for more mature guys. It's not like most early 20s men, typically numales or neckbeards, are any great catch either.

>hurr durr all women suck!!
>can't grab 'em by de vagina, can't tie up in the basement!
Srsly, when the only common denominator in your negative experiences (which seems to be most of them) is you, that's a pretty clear sign that you are the problem, even if some of the women sucked too. Get over yourself.

Sheeet. Over 25.

I'm 27 and teach college which most people find interesting.. the whole teacher thing I guess.. not to mention I teach in a tech stream so mostly males.

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>>24455239
>>24454448
This is the most retarded conversation between the most retarded people that I've ever seen. And I was lurking /pol/ when Trump's comments dropped.

>>24455257
Are you m or f?

>>24454288
You'd be surprised at how many women are happy to shrug off shaving if you just tell them you prefer bush. Some won't, especially the more insecure trendy types, but then they are probably a bit dumb and boring anyway. I've found a pretty refreshing correlation between more intelligent and open-minded women and the presence of bush.

>>24442152
>16:29:51

25 isn't old at all. You sound perfect.

>>24455257
College teaching is interesting alright.
High school and beneath is drudge work though, unless you really like kids. In any sense of the phrase.

>>24453067
>I can imagine that it's just not the same without the guy actively grinding against you and that other pair of hands on your hips, working your clit or slapping your butt...
You get it. I love doggy but it's about way more for me than just the feeling of penetration.
>Does it match the drapes?
Well I have dark hair down there and on my head.
>And is that because you're single now or do you like it better this way?
I prefer being natural down there. I've shaved for some previous boyfriends but I prefer guys who are accepting of a full bush.
>Also I hope somebody fucks you in the shower, lazy!
So do I!
>Bonus question: Buttstuff?
Love a thumb against my hole during doggy, and can I confess to being into rimming? Anal sex is something I've only done about three times in my whole life though. It's painful.

>>24455620
Well rimming is the next best thing! No shame in liking that!

Eh, figure this is worth a shot. I'm 22/m/Scotland, looking to chat with an older, more experienced woman.
Don't really have a type, haven't really done this sort of thing before, but if you're interested, throw me a message, kik is andygee94

>>24451762
You are one bitter child.

>>24455986
I've given more than I've received. Isn't that a little shameful? ;)

I'm 28 and married. I already have more kids than most family's do. I started having kids when I was 16 and haven't stopped

>>24457190
Hey Tyrone!!

18/m/us
Into moms and women over thirty, older is just appealing, younger is okay but older is such a turn on. Maybe there are some lurking here?

Kik: rwickli

>>24457190
so how many,is that

>>24457190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FszQelEQ2KY&ab_channel=PragerU

>>24457341
>>24458493
I'm white and female

>>24458582
You sound really interesting, I guess someone's gotta ask: kik?

2016 and mommy fetishes aren't anywhere near as acceptable as daddy fetishes.

why even live.

25/m/US

looking to chat and/or dirtychat with an older woman. I'm really into milfs but it's hard to find stuff that's not /ss

kik is muhhogony

whither sec/mom

>>24433098
I would. How old are you and do you have Kik?

>>24427334
21m dom

Looking for older women. Kik @jdilla414 if interested.

>>24455620
>You get it.
Well, as of late, I kind of don't. And it's one of those things the less you actually do, the more you talk about it... But I get what you mean. Most of the times it shouldn't be just about the penetration. Unless you're both really horny and even then it's usually just a quick fix before proper round two.

I even heard girls can get off just on heavy petting alone without any penetration or even direct clit stimulation. But every time I tried to put that to a test I was quickly scolded to stop teasing a just put it in already.

I would say it's all fine as long as proper hygiene is maintained. And that's for both going natural and rimming.

Any other particularly shameful things you would like to confess doing? Or that you would like to try eventually?

As for anal, the rule of a thumb is that if it hurt there wasn't enough foreplay. So don't give up on it just yet. But I can imagine if the first couple times didn't feel nice, you won't be too eager to try again.

What about blowjobs? Is that something you enjoy doing or more of making the guy happy thing?

By the way - how tall are you and what's your eye color? I'd like to have as complete picture as possible. For... reasons.

Also sorry for switching the tripcodes around all the time, I'm on mobile connection and it keeps shuffling the network. But I think you can tell by the reply chain it's one and the same person still.

>>24460408
>As for anal, the rule of a thumb is that if it hurt there wasn't enough foreplay. So don't give up on it just yet. But I can imagine if the first couple times didn't feel nice, you won't be too eager to try again.
I would be interested to try with someone super gentle and super patient who could help me relax my anus enough to take it.
>What about blowjobs? Is that something you enjoy doing or more of making the guy happy thing?
Both. It's not an or but an and.
>By the way - how tall are you and what's your eye color? I'd like to have as complete picture as possible. For... reasons.
5'3" brown eyes

>>24460572
I love doggy, you sound like my type also being short.

>>24460590
Doggy is the best!

>>24460598
Agreed! :) up to chat for a bit if interested? You sound fun, i have snap/kik. Also big into anal play.

>>24444444

Any older girl wanting to kik with a younger guy? Talk about stuff, sexy time?
My kik is manbearbeardy.

>>24460572
>I would be interested to try with someone super gentle and super patient who could help me relax my anus enough to take it.
That's the spirit! Best of luck finding that particular someone.
>cue Hunger Games reaping scene
Alternatively this might be a fine opportunity to get yourself second, considerably smaller, dildo to practice yourself...

Personally I also like to take things slower, though for slightly different reasons. No matter how fake and cliche it might sound you spend more time talking with people than fucking them so I like to make sure they're not completely useless at the prior before moving on to the latter.

>Both. It's not an or but an and.
That's wise answer. Though I kind of hoped to hear something along the lines that you totally love gobbling up cock...

>5'3"
Cute. That's just short enough but not too short. Combined with what you said earlier, I'd imagine you totally don't look you age. Unless you wear like... business suit and glasses. But that would have its own appeal too.

>>24460408
>>24460802
Christ, you're pathetic. Even if this is /soc/.

Probably a long shot but if there are any older women looking for a young college guy hit me up on kik at dylan87

>>24461181
Try browsing /shg/ m8

18 m Illinois
Kik: biffmcgheek
We could just talk or do whatever you fancy

>>24460802
>I kind of hoped to hear something along the lines that you totally love gobbling up cock...
Oh believe me I do
>I'd imagine you totally don't look you age. Unless you wear like... business suit and glasses. But that would have its own appeal too.
I wear glasses!

Going to reply to things more fully now I am resigned to being fully awake

>>24460408
>I even heard girls can get off just on heavy petting alone without any penetration or even direct clit stimulation.
Yeah not me. Which is not to say I don't enjoy heavy petting, it just doesn't make me cum
>But every time I tried to put that to a test I was quickly scolded to stop teasing a just put it in already.
I think that's a sign you're doing it right. Can be really nice when a guy refuses to do what you say and keeps teasing you though.
>Any other particularly shameful things you would like to confess doing?
Most of my shameful moments involve being submissive to guys who don't necessarily deserve it. The ex who treated me like shit but had some kind of sexual hold over me. My friend's bf who talked me into blowing him because she wouldn't.
>Or that you would like to try eventually?
So many things. Never been in a group situation for example.

>>24460616
Already told you no in this very fucking thread. It's like people are too horny to even read the posts of whoever they are replying to. Just stop with the contactfagging shit. We are never going to meet up, I'm not going to take pictures of myself for you, and we can have a perfectly good conversation using this fucking messageboard provided for the purpose.

>>24460802
>Alternatively this might be a fine opportunity to get yourself second, considerably smaller, dildo to practice yourself...
Touching myself anally seems to do nothing for me. I want the feeling of some guy invading my most intimate parts... just without the pain please!

>>24458600
I don't sorry

>>24447612
One last bump

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Why are contactfags so aggressive? Jesus.

>>24463489
In their mom's basement 24/7, they have no other chance of even remotely touching a booby (which is what they really think will happen).

20/m bucket_beard
If any mummies or daddies out there want some fun let me know

>>24463689
I mean, I want to talk to people too, that's why I'm on this board. I'm not that far above them.

22/M/SoCal looking for Moms or older women to talk to or be lewd.

Kik: An0n818

I came here to chew bubble gum and hunt wolf pussy
And I'm all outta gum

thread dead

>>24464952
Please, explain wolf pussy?

18/M Really into older women, something about them having more experience turns me on. Hoping to find one here. If anyone is interested my kik is Grizzlybow

>>24462440

Different fag here.

Just logged on for a bit.

Best way for anal is to have the guy sit on the edge of something and you ease back into it on your own terms. If you had a bar to handle onto as you tilt backwards thrn it would be easier to control that slip n slide.

Use a lube that wont burn your asshole.

>>24427334
I feel like saying older women then putting the bar at 25 is contradictory. I think it should be at least 30, even if you are 16.

any other woman in massachusetts? i prefer dudes, but still would be nice

23/m/kik is chirimoe

33/m here looking for 40+ or 50+, if they're even on here. My kik: DrDumbass

Might be a little different since I'm a lesbian but I always wanted to date older women. Had relationships with women in their 40's and 50's when I was in my 20's. I still look for the "older" woman but the age difference now (I'm 43) means there's less to choose from.

On the other end when I hit about 35 I had more younger women chasing me.

For the record, never married, no kids.

>>24469169
>43 year old carpet muncher on 4chan
Christ, this place has really gone to shit.

>>24469425
How about fuck off

>>24469478
>this mad about a shitpost


Man, you're so dense you might actually be a woman.

>>24469478
No thanks.

>>24469169
so you an older woman ,that date young women now

>>24449461
so fucking perfect...assuming you're cute.
f/27

Moms are literally my fetish. I'd let myself get mom'd by a mom if she was into it.

Kik me : Yojimbo88 I love older woman, preferably 30 +

It's always been my dream to even lewd online with a milf or mother.
I need it.