I have this Holden Caulfield complex. Falling in love with a stranger is easy when you let your imagination run wild with hope. It takes a single glimpse, a single word. Maybe I'm just nuts, but I meant it.
I had a robot analyze me today. I can even post the results. Got a 1% agreeableness, and 91% altruism, on the big five. Which parses as- you'll hate me even as I'm helping you.
Damn.
This took a dark turn.
Fuck it.
>>24427226
Jfc go home
So a rant to assert my existence to the machine archiving the internet.
Fuck you future. You only think you exist. I've got this fifth dimensionality down.
P.S. Watson really is tits.