Let's get morbid here
>>24419889
>>24419892
from a car crash
>>24419898
Drug overdose
>>24419892
Suicide, most likely pills.
>>24419898
Your drug dealer will kill you.
>>24419889
Dark but interesting. I think it'll be fun :)
>>24419892
Saving a kitten from a house fire
>>24419898
Old age
>>24419900
i dont do drungs
>>24419892
Pills
>>24419898
abusive boyfriend
>>24419904
botox complications
>>24419892
Drowning/Being Drowned
>>24419898
Murder/Suicide, not sure if which party you are.
>>24419892
School shooting
>>24419898
Death by refugees
>>24419904
Car crash
>>24419907
Stroke
>>24419907
you'll take a dick so huge it ruptures your uterus and you bleed out
>>24419913
why?
>>24419947
wat r u do?
>>24419898
boating accident
>>24419904
cancer when you're in your 70's
>>24419907
unknown causes
>>24419911
accidental gun shot by friend
>>24419912
a friend who you owe money to will stab you
>>24419939
segway accident
motor boat these
>>24419947
this girl is my goddess i swear 11/10 looks why cant i be her friend ;_;
ew no thanks
>>24419965
r u real? :o
>>24419972
you're my lover, darling. *kisses you*
>>24419981
She's real and 100% crazy, it's best to not give her attention.
>>24419983
s-stop it no too much. Post contact already.
>>24419988
Literally the best part. I want to give her attention though.
>>24419991
>le crazy girls are more fun meme
No. It never EVER works out like that.
>>24419988
lol what are you her ex?
>>24419892
>>24419898
>>24419904
>>24419907
>>24419911
>>24419912
>>24419939
cuckolding accident
>>24420020
Did you miss all her threads?
>>24420026
I don't frequent /soc/
>>24420025
you're gonna die when you're in the process of blowing up a planned parenthood
>>24420025
car accident
>>24420046
Edgy irony
>>24419889
What's my destiny?
>>24419892
Bathtub accident
>>24419898
Std
>>24419904
Oldage
>>24420025
"when keeping it real goes wrong"
>>24420046
peacefully when you get old, but full of regret
>>24420135
Fist fight with the wrong dude
>>24419939
Missing, body never recovered
>>24419912
slip and bash your head against something
>>24419911
hunting accident
>>24419907
Matricide
>>24419904
Mugging that got out of hand
>>24419898
drugs
>>24419892
Suicide
>>24420160
I wish death wasn't a part of the cycle but it is... I don't want you to die.
>>24419892
ruptured rectum from a BBC train
>>24419898
suicide due to BPD
>>24419904
beaten to death by husband with a rusty crowbar
>>24419907
heart attack after a visit to hometown buffet
>>24419911
golf ball to the throat
>>24419912
falls into guerilla cage only this time they didnt shoot fast enough
>>24419939
you collapse into urself due to the intense gravitational pull creating a black hole
>>24420025
eaten alive by ants
>>24420046
falls for another /b/ troll against feminists - #MicrowaveYourHeadForEquality
>>24420135
the wine bottle ur gf was using to peg u breaks
>>24420160
raped and stabbed by a pack of hobos after taking to live on the streets as part of a spiritual journey
>>24420294
>the wine bottle ur gf was using to peg u breaks
My gf will save me!