Roast thread soc, let's be assholes to each other

>>24399987
McLovin if he never got laid

>>24399995
Fuck if he looks like anyone its Tom Green not mclovin. Maybe if Mclovin and Tom Green had a baby he be their hideous fucking chud of a child

>>24400048
>ID: teaaacH
motherfucking best Id i ever saw


also op you got a peanut head

>>24400048
>>24399995
amateurs

>>24399987
Really? You really want to get roasted? You really want me to tell you that you look like some redneck hipster crossover? Is that the bathroom at the motel 6 where you have monthly visitations with the child that you fathered with your cousin? Let me guess, she named in Mickhaylah because neither of you are literate.

Did your mom tell you that you would look handsome with a beard before or after you tried to grow one? Speaking of your mom, have her tell her pimp I'll be by on Friday.

ITT: A bundle of faggots

OP here, how disappointing. First reply was pretty funny, but the thread didn't take off. Stop asking for rates and come here you cunts

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Eh, do your worst

>>24399987
Ehhh nice pompadour there, ace

>>24400877
Da fuck is that think hanging from the ceiling

>>24400894
Toy witch. Took this at work, it's a shop that sells junk. Candles, ugly paintings, coasters that say sassy things about being a middle aged woman, that kind of shit.

>>24400701
ive never seen a good roast thread on soc
if you want people to roast you, go to /b/ and pretend to be very cocky
theyll roast you well

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Do what's necessary

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try to roast me and my bitch
protip you cant
>>24399987
look like a retard faggot
>>24400877
shit hair and eyes
>>24401575
ugly af slut
>>24401583
look like a ftm lmao

>>24401602

Your facial expression makes you look like the reluctant star on the cover of a gay porno who needs the money for his heroin addiction, and your hair makes you look like you'd end up enjoying it

Girl is hot but she's probably a dumb cunt if she's with you

>>24401605
wew lad nice try but that was nowhere near damaging

nice projection and insecurity tho, your probably jelly that my girl sucks my cock and your here all by yourself lmao

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Do what you gotta do.

>>24401602
No arms, nuffsaid.

>>24401602
Pussy middle class white boy with no apparent muscle definition. How's it feel knowing l could fuck that cumslut in the picture and make you watch

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>>24399987
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING YOU SPENT HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS TO LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT? I BET YOU'RE THE TYPE OF QUEER WHO USED TO GET INTO MOMMY'S CLOSET TO PUT ON A DRESS FOR THE COLORED MILK MAN TO PLOW YOUR BOI PUCCI.

DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50 YOU MISERABLE BUG-EYED JEW.

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

>>24400877
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF THE ASS OF AN 80s LOVE SONGS MIXTAPE. THANKFULLY WE HAVE A "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL POLICY" BECAUSE I WOULD BE DISGUSTED TO LEARN HOW MANY OTHER MEN'S DNA IS FLOATING INSIDE OF YOU.

>>24401575
AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT'S A WOMAN? YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY WITH A WIG. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU CAN FINALLY FIND ABU AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER YOU FOREST DWELLING BANANA LOVER.

>>24401583
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING ANYONE TO MAKE THE GAYEST POSSIBLE FACE BUT THANKS FOR SHOWING EVERYONE WHAT NOT TO DO IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A NORMAL RESPECTABLE HUMAN BEING YOU SEMEN SLURPING NUT GOBBLER.

>>24401602
YOU'RE THE GUY BEING ASKED IN EVERY "THIS GUY TOUCHES YOUR GIRL'S ASS, WHAT DO YOU DO?" POST BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WOULDN'T DO SHIT WITH THOSE SPAGETTI ARMS YOU DEGENERATE QUEER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO FIND TYRONE AND GET USED TO THE IDEA OF A BULL PLOWING YOUR WIFE, FAGGOT.

DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 10 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET SUED FOR BREAKING YOUR TENDER GUMBY ARMS.

MOOOVE IT

>>24401621
HOLY SHIT, IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND US ONE OF THE PEOPLE ON A "NO FLY" LIST. I CAN'T TELL IF YOU SHOULD BE DRIVING A CAB OR BLOWING OFF CAMELS BUT I KNOW THIS MUCH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LACE YOUR BODY LOTION WITH HORSE SHIT.

>>24401791
Bahahahahahaha now this is good stuff

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>>24402011
thx bby

>>24402206
pls be my MAGA gf

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make me feel even worse soc

>>24403210
I'll put as much effort in this reply as you put into your appearance

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>>24401791
do me

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Do your worst.

test

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>>24403210
>make me feel even worse
I COULD CALL YOU A PILE OF DONKEY SHIT COVERED IN VOMIT AND IT WOULD STILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THAN HAVING TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY MORNING.

WHEN WE TELL THE TROOPS TO ABSTAIN TO AVOID GETTING THE CLAP FROM LOOSEY LUCY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHORES LIKE YOU.

STOP MAKING YOUR FATHER CRY AT NIGHT BY SNEAKING OFF INTO THE COLORED NEIGHBORHOODS.

>>24403422
HOLY SHIT, WHY ARE YOU ON /SOC/ AND NOT AT THE HOSPITAL FOR AIDS TREATMENT, SON? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ONE DICK SUCKING AWAY FROM CROSSING THE RIVER STYX.

STOP FOLLOWING LOOSEY LUCY INTO THE COLORED NEIGHBORHOODS AT NIGHT AND DO 50 FOR JESUS YOU BEDRIDDEN HOMOSEXUAL.

>>24403427
ALRIGHT, WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO PUT MONKEY HAIR ON A BUCKET OF PIG LARD AND TAKE A PICTURE? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR PECKER, SON? I'M GOING TO TAKE A WILD GUESS AND SAY YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN'S VAGINA OUTSIDE OF JAP CARTOONS.

DROP AND GIVE ME OVER 9000 UNTIL YOU SWEAT THE FOUR INCHES OF BACON GREASE COVERING YOUR SOFT BODY.

WADDLE
WADDLE
WADDLE

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Do your worst?

>>24403776
Pretty sick man bun

>>24403809
a-anon pls this is supposed to be a roast don't flatter me

[spoiler]i'm not blushing or anything, idiot...[/spoiler]

>>24403210
Try hard

>>24403776
Can't tell your gender (that's not a good thing)

>>24403865
>idiot
Ya okay

>>24399987
you look like a date rapist
>>24400877
i actually dont have much to say, you look pretty suave. ummm.. dumb jacket?
>>24401575
im loving the caterpillars for eyebrows, plus your lips are dryer than the sahara
>>24401583
you look like a sassy annoying power bottom faggot who tires to seduce his straight friends
>>24401602
such confidence, and you cant even show your whole face, guess that speaks for itself
>>24401621
being that attractive of an arab im sure you'll be on rolling stone once you bomb some place
>>24402206
only thing uglier than your hat is your fish face
>>24402305
nice shop faggot
>>24403427
just looking at you gives my virginity back

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okay i roasted, now do your worst to me, try and say something i havent heard before

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>>24404649
i-i think im falling for your autism, senpai

>>24404649
hi Darlene from Roseanne. you look like you are trying to learn to love yourself and I wish you luck

am I do this right

>>24405152
take a breath girl looks like you're suffocating, ol zombie head ass, can't afford a matching pair of running shoes

>>24404649
fix your blinds dummy those are like $5 at menards, actually go ahead and leave it there's no peeping toms looking for your sweaty ass

>>24403776
is that a gotdamn middle earth map in the back?
fuck you

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you have a healthy, natural body but your makeup doesnt fit. try less.
do the 5 tibeter to strenght your arms :)

>>24405152
>>24405543

>>24403776
I'm already crying in this game. I bet you have a name like "Leslie" just to make it worse. When your doctor pulled you out at birth he must have had a very puzzled look on his face. #GenderFluid before it was cool. You make David Bowie jealous.

>>24404608
"If Miss Piggy had a daughter this is what she would look like." I bet you could go through a sleeve of Oreos faster than a crack addict going through his welfare check. At least guys have the benefit of three versus one pair of tits (not counting the pair on your back.)

>>24404649
This is what happens when you leave your kid alone all day with an internet connection and no supervision to be raised by Tumblr. I bet you thought that purple hair would look le uber cool at first. It's cool because it's not like a guy would go anywhere near you anyways.

>>24405152
You seem like the type of girl who takes shits the size of an Arizona tallboy. Every guy who has asked you to get on top has regreted it after a slipped disc and a lot of visits to a chiropractor. "Curvy" doesn't imply more curves = better so please stop trying to be "curvier." That wooden floor is crying with the lamentations of an entire forest at the stress it's feeling.

>>24405543
That's not how you roast people, you autistic Frodo. Are you still trying to kiss ass in the hopes of getting laid? How has that worked for you so far? Not too good based on those eyes it seems. It looks like they're being pushed by the pressure of years of backed up semen. You probably thought getting that POO necklace was a good conversation starter but everyone just thinks you're a retarded hippie.

>>24402305
WHY AM I NOT GETTING MORE ROASTED YOU FAGGOTS

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banish me to the shadow realm

>>24406485
>raised by tumblr
actually i was raised by this place, which is arguably much worse. why are you not getting roasted? Are you that thirsty cuck shopping trump hats to kiss the ass of an internet stranger hoping that someone can be dumb enough to ride your needle dick? your scowl reeks of entitlement, though im positve a female has never touched you in her life
>>24406956
oh god fucking studded earrings, you wigger. absolute "red-pilled" fuckboy who still lacks the confidence to actually talk to women. i bet you listen to logic
>>24407022
dont think you're fooling anyone into thinking you have clevage, i see those flabby ass arms fatty

>>24407424
not studs , hate niggers/wiggers , touche cant talk to women , logic is trash

>>24407509
you look like if Pruane2forever grew up to become a trap.

>>24407506
taken mere hours after sucking off a guy at a mac demarco concert

>>24407022
I know hispanic sluts have a short shelf life, but mios dios, your parents didn't train their whole lives to have the physical strength to polevault over the border fence for you to pollute your body like that.

>>24406956
>tfw you peaked in high school and get fired from your union carpentry job after pissing hot after a 3 day percocet binge and your pregnant 19 y/o girlfriend OD's

>>24405543
that's baby viggo mortensen