Tinder rate thread!

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Not getting shit, per usual

>>24390246
Are you the new Brandon?

>>24390246
Remove second line. Get rid of first picture, make 3 your main.

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Recommendations? Rates?

>>24390251
Nah I just crave pussy more then the average feller
The difference between me and Brandon is that I know I'm good looking I'm just looking to improve

Tell me what to say to my match. After we matched I said: you have nice curly hair. And then she said thanks. Ten minutes have passed and I cannot think of anything to say. Send help please.

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Any recommendations? Btw my pic is not that blurry, my phone is just retarded.

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What's up with the new Spotify feature? Why is it showing that I listened to music from a video game which I never even played? How often does it update?

These threads are dildos because most people post their own profiles without helping anyone else

>>24390246
remove first pic. make 2nd or 3rd main.
>>24390287
all your pics are bad. either bad angle or dumb b&w filter, or awful facial hair.
>>24390606
main photo is like 5 pixels max, remove it. get a better main photo with just yourself.
isn't lasagne plural of lasagna? check your grammar.

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>>24390901
Is this better?

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I do alright

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mine is shit I know plz help

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Repost from old thread. Trying to hide my innate ugliness.

>>24390304
you look like shit man

>>24390963
Get a friend to take a photo of you with good lighting. Casual shots often aren't the nicest looking.

>>24390246
Hey I graduated from SBCC. Fuck yeah best city college in the US!

>>24390826
Majority of threads on this board and similar threads on other boards

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First time here, first time on tinder, any tips?

>>24391407
Dump the 4th and maybe the 5th, I can't even see all of the 2nd but I can tell it needs to go.

Drop the emoticons and cut out the line about "into all kinds of music" and Cards Against Humanity. Replace it with something a bit more masculine to balance out the first line.

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Any Ideas?

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>>24391427
Bio edit

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>>24391427
Pics edit

>>24391471
>>24391469
An improvement. If you can, try and get a group shot in there, maybe swap it out for 3. Also, the next time you get a fresh haircut, replace picture 1, it looks Bieber-esque.

Other then that I can't really say much else, I'm not that good at going into depth of the arrangement and selection of photos or bios

>>24391510
Thanks for the advise m8

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The description says
"I'm here to send gifs"

>>24391469
Disastrous honestly.

>INTJ
>Socially awkward
>Working on your computer

Just delete it all apart from the last fucking paragraph.
>>24391439
Einstein quote what are you thinking? Most women aren't into nerdy stuff and science etc.
>>24390982
>Programmer
= Women swipe left.
>>24390963
Change "boys" to "guys", boys sounds juvenile.
>>24390663
NEVER link Spotify. EVER. There's no advantage, only disadvantages when you have differing tastes, which is very likely when "Video Game Music" is on there.
>>24390606
>Work in IT
Delete.
>>24390246
I love that show but probably wouldn't bio it, too acquired of a taste. Feature pic 4, if that doesn't work try 6.

By the way it's obvious you are purposefully choosing manlet friends to take pics with, which is kind of a scumbag thing to do to purposefully try to make your friends look bad to make you look good.

>>24391471
Go to a hairdresser, get a good short cut. It will look awesome on you.

>>24391627
I don't like super short cuts, I feel ugly when I get my hair cut desu

>>24391640
I don't know why desu autocorrected to desu like what the actual fuck

>>24391642
I fucking give up

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I reset my account every couple of months but am currently at 257 matches

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>>24391640
You might not like it, but the girls will.

>>24391661
10/10 You are looking as good as you can, You display your interests. Gj.

>>24391669
Be honest please

I've been told I look like Chris Pratt by a few different people.

What do you think

>>24391640
>>24391642
>>24391648
>Being this new

>>24391680
Na, your face is less masculine, but you got good features. It's just your presentation that sucks.

>>24391693
Besides the hair what else sucks?

>>24391471
>Messy hair
>Messy beard
>No indication of style
>No indication of friends/social life
>Car/computer are my life = sahara pussy
>Including myers briggs/star sign

>>24391741

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ss is potato quality cause shit phone, pics aren't terrible resolution

>>24391772
Looks ok, but tells nothing about your interests or what you're looking for.

>>24391803
oh shit. there's another para the ss has cut off, just says I'm into gaming/lifting/reading and 6'.

I get the feeling reading these profiles that most of you guys made your Tinder looking for a relationship? Have I got that wrong?

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>>24391772
Less photos in groups, or at least send to back of album.
>>24391661
Nothing I can think of
>>24391544
Stop with selfies, too many.

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Time 2 get the number rite

>>24391544
Fucking menzito spanish

>>24391848
No, she probably thinks you're a creep for commenting her butt in stead of suggesting a pleasant activity.

Any advice? I'm going to reset it soon so I want my profile to be better.

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>>24391876
Forgot picture

>>24391873
She liked the comment dumbfuck

>>24391889
She didn't reply
You can try.

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R8

Main pic isn't that low res, will post the full version in a sec

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>>24391903

>>24391873
>He thinks tinder is for organizing jaunty picnics

tippest toppest kek

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I don't even get matches with bots. I live in atlanta, so I don't swipe right on all the sliver backs in town, but I've hit the swipe limit every day for a week now.

>>24391901
are you literally retarded? why whould she favorite, and stay matched with me if she felt disgusted by the comment? it also helps that im a very good looking guy.

>>24391905
>Rate me

No bully, but explain the thought process behind that photo. Personally, I can see as much sense as posting a photo of my asshole.

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Alternate 1st pic.

>>24391914
Text isn't visible on my profile

>>24391924
Answer the question bud

>>24391929
It was for reddit. Most of the paper isn't visible on Tinder. Dunno what else you want from me

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not getting any matches, must've fucked up somewhere

should I get rid of some pics if they're all selfies? I don't leave the house enough to have any outside/group photos

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>try dating site for 2 years
>the only people to contact me was a downie and some bitch from here apparently who dropped me within a day

I dont know what to do. Is Tinder better? I dont have a phone but I'm getting one. I dont think I'm as hopeless as what my post would imply but I really suck socially. I think my opening messages were just shit but I cant help it.

>>24392129
>>24391912
>>24391916
Rate others boi

>>24392146
Try it, won't cost you anything

>>24392146

I've been using it for 2 months and not had a single match, better off just considering suicide like me tbqh

>>24392314
>Being ugly
>Any year

Why did you make this concious decision?

>>24392325

Pressed random on the character creation and thought it'd be banter

>>24392341
>He didn't spend hours fiddling with sliders
>He didn't research his class

You deserve -5 to speech desu

>>24392352

>tfw everyone wants warriors instead of scholars

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Been on for 2 days and have gotten a few matches. I just suck at keeping up a conversation.

>>24390901
Lasagna/lasagne is debatable. In italian it is the plural form, an in the usa people say lasagna, but a lot of other places say lasagne as singular. I appreciate your reply, but please read next time. I said my pic is not blurry(or pixelated) my phone is just shitty and displays it like that on the edit page.

>>24391607
Alright, I'll try that, thanks.

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Need advice on photos.

Also, would putting "probably have a nicer ass than you" be too obnoxious?

Also does anyone have any idea why I keep matching with Tumblr types? It's starting to get concerning.

>>24392913
You're matching with tumblr types because you got da BBC and you said you're nerdy and don't look like a complete autist

>>24392913
>Also, would putting "probably have a nicer ass than you" be too obnoxious?

Depends how much faith you have in dat ass my dude

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How did I do?

My return rate is fairly poor..

Is the main pic a bit too much? Should I swap it for...

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>>24393086
this?

>>24393057
Anyway to make myself seem like less of a meme?

>>24393068
80 percent of the girls here have no ass. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch

>>24392913
Put pic 2 or 4 to your main pic.

You will keep matching Tumblr as long as you have "talk nerdy" in your bio.
>>24392777
You likely don't feel like socializing then. Or you are too dependent on conversation going well. Just say stuff that makes you laugh as an opener. Burn through some matches but it will put you in the right mood to bring the ones that don't burn to home base.
>>24392129
All your pics are selfies you look like a loner. Delete pic 2. I would remove drugs from your profile it's too controversial. Always avoid politics, drugs, religion etc.
>>24391916
Delete pic 3 feature pic 4.
>>24391903
Personally would avoid politics but it doesn't matter. Shameful using a timestamped main pic... Feature pic 2.
>>24391879
Remove last line, makes you seem too eager and too predictable. Not sure but seems to put you in a submissive role.
>>24391873
Cuck lmao. Even though I use innendo in context not with just lines.
>>24391835
Limiting yourself by categorizing yourself as hipster.
>>24391661
Putting "black guys" on the list I'm not sure about. May seem like you believe it is an issue, like very slightly insecure. Skin color shouldn't matter. They can see you're black.

>>24393086
It looks good. You can experiment with main pic if you want.

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Am getting a few matches here and there in a city of 70k people so not too bad I guess. But I haven't got matches with 8's or 9's yet.

What should I do better? I just got out of a 5 year relationship so most of my best photos are with my ex and cannot be used.

And what do you usually say to a girl when they don't have a bio? Not much to go on except a comment about her photos

>>24393116
The black guys is definitely a joke

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Not a bot, but could be an instagram whore. What should I open with?

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>>24393413
Also would this be a good photo to use somewhere?

>>24393087

You should smile at least a little. As someone who doesn't usually, it will help with a girl's perception of you. At least in your main pic.

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Now me, now me, now meeee.

>>24393538
Women's openers are always a complete disgrace. But if they had any effort put into them they would seem too eager, which is unusual for a woman.

Comment something funny they had in their bio if they had one.

>>24393413
Have you experimented with featuring pic 4? Your main pic is good though.
>>24393551
I think limit profiles to 4 pics. 3 looks incomplete, whereas anything over 4 is giving them more chance to see something they don't like and not more chance to get a match.

If they click your profile they are already interested so just give them enough pics for them to not think you're hiding something.

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>>24393576
By the way I'm not gay despite the name. This is main pic, dunno why it's blurry on the screenshot.

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Rip me apart guys and gals.

>>24392246
i don't feel i should be doling out advice based on my own tinder "success," but i'll participate best I can.

>>24390933
i like this main pic better than your other one. gives off a "rocker" vibe, which i assume you're trying to do

>>24391407
lots of chicks aren't into car pics, so that might or might not be good for you, depending on who you're trying to attract

>>24391835
maybe a pic of you smiling? unless you're trying to appear brooding

>>24391879
got a pic of you in that suit besides in front of your accordion closet door?

>>24391903
you don't seem to smile a lot for a guy who tells hilarious jokes

>>24392129
i would get rid of your long hair pics/bio line. i think your short hair looks better, and you should only present what you currently look like

>>24392913
if i had to guess, i'd say you're matching with sjws because you look like a BLM activist and your bio is too safe. get a pic with you playing a sport, with an animal, in a large drunk group, etc. and throw in your ass line and see what happens. you're a good looking dude, so you should still be fine.

>>24393086
don't swap. you ever work on project sites? try and get a picture of you there: hard hat, large equipment, etc.

>>24393576
stamp museum sounds pretty lame, even by tinder-joke bio standards. i'd make #3 your main pic. you're pretty handsome, so write a decent bio to go along with your pics.

>>24393814
i despise instagram filter selfies - at least get rid of one of them. your beard isn't that impressive. maybe make #6 your main? fix the grammar in your bio.

>>24393844
I'm bad at catching those errors cheers man, and yeah I need to take some better photos and I've been considering getting rid of the beard.

>>24393847
i think the trimmed stubble looks ok. the full beard just isn't thick enough in my eyes.

>>24393814
hey man i nknow u r trying in life and that is admirable quality but maybe its time to put it to a rest bcos i are a fgt

>>24390391
Start a conversation based on her bio perhaps. It helps me a lot sometimes. Good luck, anon.

>>24393814
This is proof of how important a mustache and connectors are if you are gonna grow a beard

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I super liked her because I just wanted to chat, but that was a week ago.

>>24393814

Try shaving your beard short af. If that doesn't work, no beard is preferable to shit beard.

>>24393953
>>24393930
Sounds good, cheers. it is shorter now than in that first pic anyway.

>>24393835
>so write a decent bio to go along with your pics.

The bio isn't terrible some women have said they only matched me for the bio. But I do think it's pretty empty and could be better.

I'm a musician so if there's anything I can write with that it'd be good.

>>24393979
Just say "musician." Before the stamp line. Or say "I play X in band Y" or whatever on its own line, then stamp museum.

>>24393995
I am in advertising maybe I should write a sales pitch in my bio to sell myself lmao...

>>24392913
"Aspiring house husband" makes you sound incredibly beta, that's why.

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>>24392364
>what is a battle mage?
>what is a monk?
If you're not the best looking person around and there's nothing to do about it then own up to that fact and move on - something girls like more than looks is confidence.
Warriors are brave because they have strength on their side, be sure sure of your skills and you can go toe to toe with any one of them.


>>24393947
Did you get to bail her out?

>>24390246
How well do u do on tinder? You're always here. Pic 4 is extrmley gay too

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I had to get a little creative since android cropping sucks on tinder. The blurred suit picture looks quite alot better on the phone.

Any tips / room for improvement?

>>24394640
how long ago was pic 4 taken? you look a bit younger in it. pic 1 is pretty good, pic 2 and 3 are too pixelated to really comment on. your bio is kind of boring - turn it into a baywatch joke or something? idk.

>>24394036

Why would I want to bail her out?

>>24395224
Sorry, its just...from her profile it says...never mind.

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Honestly have no idea what to put on my tinder. I rarely use it.

>>24390963
The only problem here is bones sucks

Makes no fucking sense. Most of you are ugly, worthless, fat, have bad haircuts, say shit like "nugz" and "grindage", and are hobbyist programmers in your spare time. Yet some of you are getting matches. I had a decent profile (I finally fucking deleted it) with my interests, good pics, and things that showed that I'm an interesting human being.

In the...6 months, maybe?...I used Tinder, I was matched by bots...BOTS...something like 5 times. I've been matched by real people 4 or 5 times, but they either immediately unmatch or when I toss them a message (no, not some bullshit "yo, wanna netflix an chill?" or "nice ass"), they unmatch me or never reply. I've talked to all of 3 people on there, and at least one of them is a basket case psycho.

What the fuck? How the fuck does anyone talk on this thing?

>>24395525
Fat, ugly, AND psycho. What a catch!

>>24395609
Sounds like you have nice guy syndrome where you can't see your own faults and think women should arbitrarily want you because you didn't message them "hey bby u want sum fuk?". If this isn't the case, then it might just be your area. People are going to get more matches in a large city even if they're ugly.

Post your profile pics so I can evaluate this further.

>>24395688

Nope. Not posting pics. Suffice to say they're better than 95% of what I've seen here, and I'm a decent-looking guy. And I'm in a large city.

And I see my own faults all the time. I know where my weaknesses are and I'm always trying to improve and fix them. If you knew me, you'd think, "damn, you've been through some shit, but you're doing great and building a kick-ass life!"

I just can't figure out why the fuck women on Tinder won't talk to me. I am a bit older (late 30s), but I'm not just swiping 21 year old college girls hoping to get laid or anything. My age range stretches up to almost 50, and those get swiped, too. So while it could be an age thing that very young women won't swipe right on me "cuz ur old", it makes no sense to me that someone my age, or even older, also wouldn't.

I don't know. I've tried lots of things, done experiments where I've changed pics or wording or whatever, and nothing helps. Hence the deleted profile. I was just curious so I dropped in this thread. Now I'm even more curious AND angry.

>>24395813
You might not be as well off as you think. Post pics pussy

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Which pic to use as number one?

>>24395525
Use the second pic?

>>24393814
All selfies are from the same angle; change it up a bit!

>>24396658
#2, and put some photos of you being social

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Not very good at this. I don't think I should be one to give advice

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tinder.com/@oppai

My old bio was bretty gud. I'm experimenting with a new one for fun now, but I just can't think of a third line that starts with the letter x

>>24396658
Use the first, topless photos do well IF they are artistic or in a suitable location like at the beach.
>>24396750
Nobody is going to get the "sex" thing. You could put something like "Xcuse my acrostic".

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Obviously I'm trying to go for the tumblr/anime/meme kinda grill

>>24396838
I seriously cannot comprehend for the life of me how so not self-aware some of you are. Do not post your lifestory on tinder, and do not post obscure shit that girls don't know about.

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I just recently decided to give this a shot and I'd like some advice.
My main pic is blurry but that's probably because it's a screen shot.

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I don't see a problem...

>>24395525
put the second pic as your main
for bio
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

>>24395813
>Suffice to say they're better than 95% of what I've seen here
no they are not
>and I'm a decent-looking guy.
no you are not

nobody is going to discuss your feelings and beliefs, we either have some actual thing to talk about or don't bother posting here

jesus dude, I just turned 30, I live in a city with only 500k people, I am not decent looking and I am a part of national minority (that means the local language is not my mother language) and while I don't claim to slay 20yo girls every day, I still get results

you are just a faggot with an inflated ego

So I just stopped getting matches after getting like 5 a day.

what gives? why did it shit the bed?

>>24393413

I actually most recently opened with something similar to "it was hard to start off since you have no bio so I'll ask you what your major is". I was successful and she explained why she had no bio other and her profile only had her school in it.

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So this has been my profile for the past 3 weeks just to get a feel for tinder and conversation with the ladies. I've gotten 43 matches and had some good conversations with girls but end abruptly because they start asking what I look like. So what type of photos should I take of myself that show who I am and best highlight my appearance?
>>24392777
Find a couple better pictures and add a bit more interests or find a way to talk about a girls certain interest in something
>>24392913
The description reads you out as the "beta black guy" from high school that would do the Naruto run in gym. Mention a couple things that indicate you're nerdy/geeky like "I like Star Wars and Smash Bros"
>>24393814
Less open mouth photos and maybe a better angle with the smirk. Take the filters off and retake the Pokémon hat photo. That and the Deadpool picture are simple nods to your intrest in "need" culture
>>24393086
Aight, find another pic that closes up to your facial features
>>24395525
Put 3 as a main, remove the photos with friends, guys will use that to compre you directly to others. Retake the main to a side angled shot and move the phone away from your face.
>>24396658
Swap the pics, you're showing to much up front. Get a girl to be interested by your first pick and reel her in with the second. It's like seeing a cute girl pressing on her profile and finding her in a bikini, gives it the extra attraction
>>24396716
Maybe swap 1 & 2. On the guitar pic make yourself more of the focus and for the pic with the statue zoom in to cut off your shoes. The T Shirt, Jeans, Tennis shoes combo seems too lazy for womens attention especially the shoes.
>>24396750
Put #5 as the main, then 2 and maybe remove 3 or 1 depending on how much you'll rely on wearing glasses when you meet with women
>>24396871
Pretty good, try to retake 1st pic without headphones distracting and maybe try for a body shot
>>24396884
Maybe take off the leg hammock pic, dog is a bonus. Try swapping 1 and 2

>>24397552
Omg... Wtf... ...

>match with girl, offer to hang out on the weekend
>busy. next week
>next week comes, she replies but doesnt talk about meeting, so i unmatch her
>reset tinder
>we match again

how can I work with this? in the past she only sends messages at 1am

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Here is mine, I do ok, not great. 10-15 matches a week, probably end up hooking up with 1 in 10 matches

>>24395525
Lead with Pic 4, you might catch some dudes who think you are your friend?
>>24396658
Dang, I'm straight and I'd probably go you just purely out of respect. Pics like that and your profile doesn't need to be great
>>24396716
Lead with pic 2 or 3 to showcase your academic or artistic side

>>24396750
Lose the sit on my face bit I think, its juvenile and the XD really doesn't help
>>24396838
To many words, I get bored halfway through and I'm rooting for you
>>24396871
Switch laid back to laid black? Might work as a pun IDK im pretty tired truth be told

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Can't pick up white chicks, everything else but no white chicks lmao.

How to fix?

Please help haha

>>24393464
Different anon, but you may attract the wrong kinds of girls.

>>24391912
Get rid of 2, 3, 6
Don't know about that last line though.
Don't go to with your alternate first pic. Use >>24391912

>>24395525
Delete pic 1. Use 3 as main.

>>24397959
I'd get rid of pic 1, and use 3 or 4 as main.

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Currently at 67 matches. Sometimes they message me, but I have no clue what to say.

>>24398743
Damn dude not a lot of people I know listen to Surf Rock, do you listen to Takeshi tereuchi?

>>24398874
I listen to stuff like King Tuff and FIDLAR, The Orwells. But I'll look into that. Any other recommendations?

>>24398001
planes are cool!

otherwise, lose the horrible suit/tie & get your eyebrows looked at by a beauty specialist.

best photo is probably 6th because you look like you're genuinely having fun

>>24398743
You look like the friendliest black guy in the world. Just talk normal.

>>24398898
Shit mang, we got similar taste. Check out Sadgirl, The Frights (they're touring with FIDLAR right now), Jeff The Brotherhood and Bass Drum of Death If you're into heavier stuff, Black Lips is a definite, same goes for Thee Oh Sees and Ty Segall. I'm not a big fan of the Orwells anymore, they had a chance to put Chicago garage rock on the map but got really lazy. Their new album sounds like it's gunna tank.

>>24398935
Already listen to Jeff, and Ty. The Orwells has a dirty sound, as long as the next album has that, I'll listen. Here, try Hunx and His Punx, Jay Reatard, and The Bleeding Knees club. Maybe ToyGuitars but it's hard to find their stuff. Thanks for the recs.

>>24394937
the funny thing is pic 4 is the most recent :/

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Getting nothing, I keep deleting my profile and when I think I have better pics make a new one, but nothing really changes :(

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Since i have an artistic bun in my first pic i wrote
"gave up on the samurai dream, studying medicine instead

if you want tips on traveling to china, ask away

otherwise im a chill guy that browses memes till 3 am"

>>24398007
i'm >>24391912, curious as to why you are iffy on the last line?

>>24397959
sounds like you don't need any help, friend

>>24398001
at least lose 2, it's not a good picture. if you can zoom out on 4 so people know you're on a ski lift, that would be nice. maybe wear your bomber jacket for #1? i think they're cool....

>>24398743
maybe get rid of #3 since it's just a mirror of #1 and blocks more of your face. you're a good looking dude, sounds like you're doing fine.

>>24399193
personally, i would drop 5 and 6, they don't really say anything about you. switch 1 and 2. i suspect the techno addict line will be very dividing. any specific genre of movies and books?

>>24399231
if you're not getting many matches, i suspect it's because your main pic is too dark and ppl can't see your whole face (but i like the samurai line). also, you like like a girl in pic 2 (at least in the crop).

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Any advice welcome

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Just got out of a LTR. I don't have a lot of good of me without my ex. I'm still working on a bio.

>>24399319
i would make #1 a pic of ONLY you. don't want to make them guess (b/c a lot won't)

>>24399455
i'm not a fan of instagram filter pics, but your others really aren't too bad. if you have a pic of you and your ex in a bigger group (and it's not obvious that you two are a couple), that would probably be ok to use. i think most people recommend don't mention the previous LTR in bio. i guess it depends on what you really want.

This is my profile. One picture, I do p ok

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>>24399555

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In general, how do I come across?
Suggestions?

>>24399671
Like a "witty, im so quirky " beta bitch. Remove litterally everything

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Which pic is better for profile?
1/2

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>>24400173
2/2

>>24400173
Neither, go outside and make an opportunity to have a picture taken where it doesn't seem like you want to commit sudoku.

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Get a few matches but I fuck it every time it gets to asking to meet em wat do

Are u supposed to pretend it's only for a date

>>24401592
Same here, man. I'm getting around 10 matches a week in a small city and after weeding out the boring bitches I fuck it up because I'm taking too long to meet and don't have a good plan on where to meet.

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I get a decent amount of matches.
I'm fucking awful at online/phone communication though which really strangles this

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More pictures?

>>24401891
Yea it's difficult. Ask too soon and you also kill it so gotta strike while the iron is hot, I've had some of my best nights agreeing to meet some place and letting your instincts dictate. No matter how attractive or not you can always get a complete cunt so it's better that way, you won't have to waste money on them.

>>24399294
It sounds kinda like what her uncle/grandpa would say? If you really want to use that line, replace "trivia" with something that a girl would play either by herself, or with her bf. (Use meme games that she will have heard of)

>>24401592
Handsome as shit. What's your height/weight?
(no homo)

>>24401985
The first pic highlights your bald forehead a bit too much. Play with the angle so that your forehead doesn't look so prominent.

>>24402199
Haha cheers my man. 5'11./ 72kg
what bio is better

A/
Keen philosopher... here's one I made earlier

"The key to life is not getting up before 11am on a Sunday"

Or B/
For future reference I like my eggs poached

at least with B they swiping cos they all down to chill

>>24392913
>why Tumblr types?
Because you sound like the nerdy token black guy from every college millennial sitcom made in the last couple years. Just say you wanna go out for drinks or something. Women don't care about your double major.

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Rate?
Dunno why the pictures are all pixilated

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Fixed the bio, made it less wordy.

>>24404253
get rid of 5
make 2 default

I would probably go 2, 3, 6, 4

Asked a while ago and no one answered. Is putting height still frowned upon?
M/6'1"

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I know there's hella need shit but it's a big part of who I am and not really interested in anyone who Insta-discards at the mention. Any tips tho?

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OK so.. I listened to what some of you said and changed my description. I actually did get a few matches since then (they are not attractive tho) but what's fucking pissing me off is, these girls matched me and THEY even messaged me first! Most of them said something jokingly about my description. So I sent them replies and they never got back to me! So even fucking ugly girls who message me first don't get back to me.. am I really that unattractive?

>>24405344
your bio is disgusting man, girls can get away with corny shit like that but you gotta come with something better. And you aren't ugly but you're not hot so you should figure out a way to trick the camera and not just do these straight frontal selfies. Go ahead and mess with the lighting and contrast in an editor to give your photos that sort of heavy look, and if you don't have bad teeth then do open mouth smiles

>>24405344
>am I really that unattractive?
you're not. but your pics are probably not the best you could get. awkward smile on the first pic.

>>24399319
needs more pics of you alone

>>24399193
switch 3 and 1

>>24405501

>your bio is disgusting

God dammit. See I had a normal bio. I mentioned how I've traveled the world and I'm working to be a pilot. But anons in here said that bio sucked. So someone told me to go with current bio. Fuck

>smile with teeth

I have healthy straight teeth.. but I can't smile with teeth. I look terrible

>>24405296
I hate you so much, I can't believe people are actually like this in real life. You're like a lab experiment grown out of some gum on the bottom of a bench in a mall food court. It's like if a small amazonian tribe developed in complete isolation from the world except for smosh videos from 2008 and that 'shake shake sh-shake it' song

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>>24405501

This was my old Bio, but I couldn't get any matches.

And about pictures, I don't like ever have good opprotunties for pictures. And taking selfies is really difficult for me, because I usually feel embrassed taking them in public.

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>>24405530
what are u some kind of funnyman?

>>24405517
bios aren't really that important except insofar as they can make you look worse if it's cringey or whatever, pictures do all the heavy lifting. I'm a proponent of offhand comment bios that don't really say anything about you, right now mine says "but my friends call me Jake" and I do alright on the app, but that's cause I have good pictures

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writing a bio is hard!

any tips on some real cheesy line i could go with?

>>24405599
"det går ned, jeg råben tinder"

>>24405592
I might just delete my account. Tinder is stressful and all it does is make me feel like shit. I rarely get matched and when I do the girls won't respond. Even if they message me first they ever reply. I must be ugly if I'm not able to get any solid matches

>>24405629
honestly that's probably a good idea, I feel like tinder is not really good for mental health or for the world

>>24405650

yeah.. I just feel so frustrated because I don't know any girls. I wish I had one or some to talk too. I don't even have Tinder for sex. I just want to have a attractive girl to talk to, and hug.

>>24405674
well I guess don't completely write tinder off, I think you could do okay with if you get better pictures. You gotta have some attractiveness to offer if you want to trade hugs with attractive girls

>>24405719

I get that.. just I literally don't know how I could take a better picture than the ones I have. Those pictures are literally the best pictures I have of me. It's really really difficult for me to get a good selfie in public, I feel really embarrassed while trying to snap a selfie

>>24405731
don't tell anyone else this but you can get a selfie stick and pretend it's not a selfie, you can act like you're in the middle of saying something or laughing, maybe look slightly to the side of the lens and not be completely centered in the frame. And it doesn't have to be in public or in front of anything interesting, looking good is more important than being out doing stuff. Just do it in your kitchen and then you have all the time in the world to get the lighting/angle/expression right. It might make you feel like an asshole but you'll have a good picture.

>>24405784

yeah I guess. I just always thought it pulls a lot more weight to be somewhere exciting vs being at home taking selfies

>>24405794
you're not at home taking selfies if they don't know you're at home taking selfies. And think about who you find attractive on tinder, it's (probably) not based on where they are. Anyone can be a tourist, a lame girl doesn't look any better cause she's throwing up a peace sign in front of a landmark

>>24405824

Yeah that's true. Cause I don't look for where they are, just what they look like. Although i like traveling, so if I notice a girl travels a lot from her pictures it's definitely something I'd be interested in talking to her about

>>24391661
8/8 got the same jacket

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I'll rate others in the morning when I'm off my shitty phone

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I really don't know how to structure a good tinder. I'm just out of a long term relationship so this shit confuses me.

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Halp

>>24406941
i would make your first pic a pic of only you. don't want them to guess. get rid of either 3 or 6, they're essentially the same pic. i'm not really a fan of 5 either, but if you're showing off your colorful clothes, then that's fine.

>>24407008
if your first pic is as shitty quality as the crop makes it, find another one. maybe try to find one more pic with an unobscured view of your face. but i actually think your pics are good, as they show your personality. i'd delete the "sad music" line, or change it so it's not so depressing.

>>24407684
need more good pics of your face without sunglasses on

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>>24407976
How's this then?

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Not getting shit. Help.

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thoughts?

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>>24390242
Bio says

"I like the following

•Documentaries
•Video Games
•Dank Memes
•Scary Movies
•Organizing
•Cleaning
•Sleeping
•YouTube
•Lizards
•Music
•Birds

Serious relationships only. I love the idea of spending my entire life with one girl and working though all of our problems. I don't drink, smoke, party, or do drugs and I won't date anyone who does. I really like shy, quiet, awkward, introverted girls."

>>24408173

Pic 1 is terrible. Why did you have your shirt unbuttoned lol

>>24410301
Booze

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>>24409941
>That last line

>>24400177
what's ur contact

>>24408173
You genuinely look like a slightly less fat Rocco Botte in that first picture

>>24408173
agree w/ others about pic 1, but still better than before. out of those, i would make 4 your first pic.

>>24409941
Mr. Bean/10

>>24398898
You've got good taste, moreso with FIDLAR. You listen to any Wavves?
>>24398935
BDOD is pretty good. What of Ty Segall would you recommend? Little bit I've heard I wasn't impressed with.

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>>24390246
Make 4 or 6 your main and you're good
>>24390606
Add a picture of your face
>>24390933
Hardly
>>24408173
Cut 4 5 or 6. Add a face pic.
You are none of the things your bio says and it's obvious based on your graduation year. If I'm wrong, elaborate.
>>24408381
Cool name. Boring /serious bio.
We're all losers that think we're artsy. Have more fun.
>>24409941
Your bio is essentially looking for one girl out of thousands. Know what you want, but open the door for other options.

General tips.
Show your face
Have fun with your bio. They're not stopping because of your accomplishments, save that for date convo.
Message fast. It can be really lame, just nothing stale.
Don't put too much pressure on yourself.

>>24409941
Get someone to take your picture outside, or self timer that shit. All selfies is an automatic no.

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I'm not getting many matches. Any tips?

Slightly tinder related, how do i close on okc? One girl im talking to is dude weed lmao and the other i think is into vidya, anime that kind of shit

>>24412825
>stoner
Offer to smoke her out

>weeb
Get her gamertag & play vidya together

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Hi everyone, what's wrong with my profile ?

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I want to match with someone more than once a week and with people that are not over double my weight (don't have nothing wrong with fat people and I know I'm not exactly athletic myself either but damn it's a little disheartening when you consistently match with certain people)

So what do?

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I posted earlier in the threads. Is this pic any good to post?

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"Super likes are definitely an accident
They call me the young Danny Devito
My favorite bands are Nirvana, Pixies, and Modest Mouse
-I really like rap music. please ignore my cringeworthy interests. i'm definitely funny, i promise. i'm always warm so you can have all my sweatshirts. I'll buy you pizza sometimes. i have a pretty rad cat"
^my bio

I know I'm not the best looking, but I've been trying really hard with what I've got

>>24413510
Don't state you're funny, be funny
Last 2 sentences are pretty cringe

>>24413558
The cat sentence is bad?

>>24413566
I'm from Scotland and the word "rad" just isn't used unless you're being ironic, so it might be that. You should get a picture with your cat instead of just the cat too

>>24413579
I'll get the picture with the cat tomorrow

I know this isn't a rate thread, but what would you say I am out of 10(brutal honesty required)?

>>24413510
i actually cringed.
5th pic is fucking creepy

>>24413268
Pics aren't bad. You just come off as a loner. Get some pics of you from vacation or doing a hobby or with friends

>>24413703
this

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>>24413703
What should I do differently /soc/?

Get rid of anything devaluing.
Please excuse my blah blah.
Honestly, I would shorten to "young Danny devito.
Always warm so you can have all my sweaters.
Rad cat dad"

http://tinder.com/@thatweirdguychase

I feel like the sort of girl I want to talk to doesn't really use Tinder that often, but them's the breaks I suppose. I try not to take this stuff too seriously but it would at least be nice to know if I happen to be actively repulsive and not even realize it.

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do your worst

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Girls, would you swipe me right if I used this image?

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Bio isnt real if any ask

>>24412821
Ask tinder support or something. It's probably a bug.

J you still lurking on here V here?

Really weird switch atm, my direct profile gets shit to none atm (only ugly chicks)

but my normal profile is swimming in pussy atm. Phone numbers and dates afer 3 messages... some bitches, but whatever

>>24412701
I'd use 5 as main, and remove 1 and 3 unless you really don't look like 5. I say this because 5 is nearly perfect.

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>First picture is me holding a cat
>Second picture is me bungee jumping

I don't intend to try to find a normie grill, hence I explicitely note I'm on 4chan. Any feedback is appreciated.

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OP here updated

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>>24414912

>>24414969
Solid, but I don't really like the face you make in 2 :/

>>24413740
make your 1st pic one of you smiling

>>24413908
you get any matches? pic 2 seems kinda pointless, and your bio will likely be lost on most people. but you're decent looking, look fun, and i'm sure your bio isn't random. i think it's not too bad.

>>24414827
that bio is so generic and boring. EVERY girl on tinder "loves to travel, is always up for an adventure," etc. pic a few specific things that make you stand out. the 4chan stuff will likely be lost on most people, but if you really want to throw that flag out there, go ahead. pics are too shit in the screenshot for advice, but it appears you have a decent mix

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>>24415425
i do okay, i wouldnt want to fuck someone who doesnt read anyways

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Any Advice/rates?

>>24414912
I would swap the main picture with #3, MAYBE replace #6 as from what I've seen in these threads people hate those kind of 'showing off body' selfies but fuck if I know anything. #2 you might want to change to something else because the girls looking at your photos will probably see you with other girls as sort of red flaggish and not like that. 1,3,5 are good though definitely keep those my man. I would probably remove the last two lines of your bio too. You got this.

>>24401943
lmao

>>24415690

change 1 and 3, would make me swipe left. more interesting pics of you doing cool things not holding bottles?

>women unmatching immediately after we've matched

it hurts being someone's mistake

I actually met my current girlfriend who is honestly pretty close to my dream girl on tinder. I asked her about what makes girls swipe right and she said there are three basic rules: include your school if you go, keep your bio short and funny, and don't have just selfies. I never got too many matches and I'd actually talked to her and then she deleted her account for around a month and then we matched again and here we are 6 months later so good luck senpai.

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I do fairly well for matches but convos always seem to die after a few replies if any, help?

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Is it a good main pic

oh

>>24417681
kay

Got her number, agreed on a place and time next week for coffee

Should i just stop writing to her and wait for the date??

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I've gotten literally zero matches since I created a Tinder a few days ago. Am I really that ugly/fat, or do my pictures suck?

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>>24418104
Also, is there anything I should add or delete in my about section?

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>>24418104
Its easy to figure out why. you look like jeb bush in 4 and 5. remove pics 1, 4 and 5. get something tight for another oic and you should be doing better

>>24418259
Thanks for the honest advice anon. By "something tight", do you mean tight clothing?

>>24418272
something that isnt baggy. like all your other pics. either a tighter t-shirt or a well fitting collered shirt/ jacket. number 1 with the pet would be great if you didnt dress like you were homeless in that pic

>>24390246
make 6 main

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>>24418279
How's this?

>>24418299
better. you still look like jeb though. i dont know how to work around that. 6 would be ideal if your hands were in a better position. try 3 or 5 for main. go with your gut. im off, see if anyone else can chime in and help u out

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>>24390242
How would I do on tinder, also ignore the mass of hair product I'm in someone elses bathroom lol

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>>24418452
Another try wit more touched up hair

>>24415425

Thanks, I removed the generic shit apart from liking dark humour and being weird and the 4chan reference.

I did pretty well in the past, but havent used it in a year so Ill see what happens

>>24413596
7-8 imo

>>24390246

How abour working and developing yourself instead of being on tinder all the time?

>>24390606
No IT reference, maybe an additional pic of you and friends

>>24390904
Looks good, foto 2 makes you look small though

>>24390950
Yours looks pretty good

>>24390963
Take more flattering photos of yourself, these dont look appealing (1 & 2)

>>24390982
Youre smiling in all your photos (good thing). There's a lack of you with friends or undertaking things

>>24391439
Fuccboi/10

>>24391544
You look boring. More variation in your pics is needed

>>24391772
Rerender your picture order:

1,6,5,4,2,5

>>24391835
2 & 3 make you look cringey. Smile or do somethign

Can these threads include more advice about opening lines?

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Match with 3 ugly fat girls. I message all of them to see if I get a response. 1 unmatches and 2 don't respond. Gotta love how even the ugly ones think they're too good for people.

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>>24419894

The other fatty who didn't respond.

>>24405555
Nice quads fella!

>Tinder won't accept my phone number for whatever reason
>Every online service to receive SMS I've tried doesn't work
Help, I don't know what to do.

I was on a tinder date last night and this girl was talking about her vacation plans and I realized I just asked out her younger sister on tinder who had the same vacation plans

I've barely got any friends but I want to use tinder

What can I do to get some interesting pics instead of all selfies

I'm in college and I'm huge nerd so...

>>24390963
>sesh

>>24421354
The sesh is all that matters anon

>>24390826
If people are unsuccessful with Tinder then they're hardly going to be in a position to give others advice

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Getting almost no matches. Where am I going wrong?

I only use my super likes on cute Asian girls.

>>24421578
>when your 1st and 5th pic is the same

>>24391879

The first picture makes you look like you can be blown away by the wind.

Hello mr skeletal.

Anyway, there's pictures of you missing where you smile/in a social setting

>>24391903
You look dull. Do something

>>24391912
You look quite alright, however your first picture isn't flattering. So is your second picture.

>>24391916
1st pic still looks unflattering in black and white.

>>24392129
You rook ronery + pictures are always in the same angle. Do something for a change.

>>24392777
Pic 2&3 don't really add anything. Change them into you in a social setting.

>>24393086
Pic 1 has un unflattering angle, plus 2&3 make you look like a douche.

>>24393413
change picture 1 with picture 4

>>24393576
Hi lonely chad, look less lonely

>>24393814
Too many selfies desu, I find 3&4 funny personally. You also have a boring bio.

>>24395525
1,3 & 4 look too similar, also writing that you are a psycho is a turnoff and you could lose some weight

>Meet Tinder girl IRL for lunch
>Talk for two hours, have a great time
>She's twirling her hair and giggling all throughout
>Get her number
>"Hey it's anon"
>"Hey anon! I was fun talking to you! :-)
>"You too! So what's up? Doing anything fun this weekend?"
>No response rest of the day
>Text her again tomorrow, no response

Why are women such garbage texters? About 90% of the girls who lose interest in me, who've I've already talked to or met in the past, do so by just completely ignoring my texts at a random point. How the fuck do you guys not at least obligated to give an obviously fake excuse so we know you're dismissing us? This shit is so annoying.

>girl I match with has a single picture and no text
>open with "Are you always this good at nailing selfies" because I literally have nothing to work with
>Her response is "You wanna go to dinner?"

I think it's strange that she was down to grab food so quickly, but maybe she just wants free food. I'll find out tonight.

>>24421888
you probably paid for her lunch

>>24422115
pls dont fall for the free food meme

>>24422129
I'll just ask before we order anything so I know if I should dip or not.

>>24422129
I didn't

It's just weird, it's not just this one but literally every girls I talk to seems to think they're too busy to respond to texts more than once a day. It's getting insane.

>>24421888

I had a similar experience. Matched, funny intro, instant phone number, texting for hours, setup date, have date, text next day saying I had a great time. Her response is I did too, then I say something else and get no response. Message a few days later and nothing so I delete her number and unmatch

>>24421635

Kek

>>24421578
except for pic 3, your pics are all really similar (esp 1 and 5 as someone pointed out). have a pic with you hiking? at the beach? in front of some landmark? you need to make it seem like you do more than literally just drink your student loan away

>>24421888
>>24422129
>>24422284

Some girls are in it for free food

>went on a tinder date for lunch, bough for both of us (~$25 total)
>went on another date the next weekend for dinner (paid $30 total)
>go to set up next date
>idk john I'll let you know
>never hear from her for a week
>oh sorry I was busy

lesson learned dont spend too much on them

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r8/h8

Only getting 3-4 matches a week.

>>24392146
I'm actually more terrified of using tinder and getting a match. I wouldn't know what to do. At all. Was on verge of death in my teenage years, didn't die, but missed all the fun learning that happens. Now I'm the dating equivalent of Billy Madison and I don't know what the Fuck I'm suppose to do so I just don't date desu. Has own pace, nice car, money, but intimacy iq of about 60

>>24398001
About; host late night talk show.

>>24422453
Thanks I'll keep that in mind. I can't really use any older pictures though cause I look way worse than I do now

>try to act and dress like a professional
>alienates me from my surroundings
>want to use tinder to see if I cant find someone to free myself from this depressive slump
>scared that people will recognize me and think I'm pathetic

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Jumped on the wagon just now. Need help and criticism

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Any advice please?

>>24405296
delete the entire bio. Say something about working in entertainment and make a joke about Mario-kart.

From that they get about the same general idea about who you really are without the risk of thinking "Ok this is a shut-in nerd who talks about stuff I don't understand."

Convince me not to quit Tinder

I felt like a total fucking baller at fist, I had a date planned for EVERY SINGLE DAY this week. Guess what? Of those eights dates, because I promised to meet one girl for lunch, six of them cancelled day of. Of those six, four cancelled by just completely cutting communication with me the day we were supposed to meet despite texting and even video chatting with them before then.

I'm so sick of women and their bullshit, tell me Tinder is still worth using.

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real or fake?

>>24425795
Text the number and find out anon

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So, is there any improvements to make or should i just give up?

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I'm planning to get some better pictures, but would like some criticism.

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Lol

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Wish any of my friends would take my pictures so I'lol have some non-selfie pictures

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Chicks love my profile, but I know it's too much. What can I leave/take out? Looking for hookups but have only had one in the past 3 months....

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so I'm sort of pissed off. I listened to the algorithm someone here posted before, and I DID get matches... BUT they were with girls that I'm not at all attracted to. I swiped left for probably 200 girls, than after that I swiped every girl right that I saw. I did that for a few days and got one or 2 matches a night but the girls were really unattractive. It makes me feel like shit. I've tried several different methods of changing my profile. I've put in text suggestions you all have given, and those worked to a degree except for the only people who liked it were fat girls.. they actually messaged me first. I sent messages back but they never replied.. but what's the fucking point if I only match fatties? I am not looking for hook ups or sex, I want to go out with a girl. And Tinder is the only option because OKC and POF don't fucking work

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Why Tinder?
POF shit? OKC Shit too? I used both back in 2012 & 2013.
Now im single and really been thinking about using Tinder. Why this over the other 2?

<--- also when I make my account should I use this as a side pic? Definitely not gonna use as main

I matched with a nice girl and we've been talking. She told me she's been with 32 guys.

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>>24428688
I'd scrap the adventure stuff, it's not really funny and maybe the emojis.

Anyways, just made this in like 3 minutes, how's the profile looking? I plan on scrapping a selfie for a picture of me in a nicer outfit

>>24429120
no

>>24429190
Main photos quality isn't absolute dog shit either, don't know why it's like that in the screen shot

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>ask to meet up with land whale
>wanna meet up by the water front?
>"it's Saturday. I have to get all glam'd up for that"
>ok so how about something else?
>"how about coffee?
>Yeah. That sound nice
>25 minutes later
>"are you sure? I don't want to ruin your plans"

Holy fuck I should just turn gay already

Just downloaded tinder for the heck of it but I find myself liking nobody on there am I being too picky or is everyone else equally selective when swiping.

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>>24390242
Get about 2 matches a day. Don't have much time (muh engineering) but still lookin. How'd i do

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0 matches in a month. I have to be either fugly or shit profile

>>24430116
They know your name already mate, take that out lol. Put a one liner in there instead. Get some new pictures of you being proactive in some way, and preferably not a selfie.

>>24428847
Senpai get ridda that 1st picture and get one of you smiling properly

>>24391835
Scrap 3 right now get a friend to take a better angled picture. Also possibly wear something nicer but not too fancy just do it when you go out somewhere, try to include friends in at least 1 picture too
Bio is pretty much fine. Could add a line or 2 with some humor/wit but you're fine there

>>24391879
Okay. Remove those last 2 lines right now, never go back to that kind of impression either. Removes pictures 2,3, and 4. Get a friend or someone to take a better angled picture dressed nicer somewhere casual a picture with friends would
Help too. Add a 1
Liner or something funny in the bio it's very often what will get you a swipe right or a reply rather than ignore the height an finance major do well keep those, tennis picture can work too. I advise a haircut, something short and slightly more professional or adult. You'll look much older

>>24391905
Honestly just scrap all the pictures and the bio. Start over. Keep the bio short and sweet, your location maybe or school or future school or major, then a 1 liner or something of the sort maybe an interest or 2 if you'd like.
Get a group picture & better angled, solo pictures are usually shit lighting and angle, also if you think those pictures are fine that's normal, but they're not and don't go back to those shit angles or pictures again I'm sorry for the brute but I promise it'll go a long way. Girls just do not like that shit

>>24391912
2.3.4&5 all have to go and probably 6 also, get a picture with some friends or in your work environment, it's professional and will give a much much more appealing impression. the second half of your bio is good but as I've been saying try to add a 1 liner or something to start that shit goes a long way, also be prepared for matching have some clever shit to get the conversation going then you can actual unwrap the bullshit and start getting into it

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i cant give anyone advice cause im pretty bad at this, heres mine if anyone wants to help me out

>>24432312

Ha, I always laugh at your first line. I'd do it myself but 6 foot 5.5 inches wouldn't impress anyone lol